Soulsucker Jukich

I have enjoyed the Red Reporter for some time, and must say I only qualify as fan for as long as Ben is in the Reds system.  I have to careful talking about Ben's evil twin, becuase he is a twin... Really.  His twin brother is not evil and smiles a lot.  But I really did thought the evil Ben was gone.  It appears that this spirit is still alive, stirring in the hearts of reporters.  I had to work hard to get him to smile for photos, and now the evil streak is showing popularity.  This concerns me.  He should be having fun (and he really is).  Not trying to suck the souls of the players he faces.  I do appreciate his domination on the mound tho and whatever it takes... well, I will always be a top fan of his.