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Game 94, Thread 2: Currahee!


I don't know what's going on in this game.  I'm going to bed.  Have fun you crazy monkeys!

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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 22, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

A new window and everything!

Thanks Brendanukkah!

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 22, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

here!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 22, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Wily pays no attention to Mark Berry

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 22, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

No.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 22, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 22, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 22, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

What is that thing around BP's neck

something from the Riverfront fireworks

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 22, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Woulda tied it at least

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Jul 22, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Frustrating.

I don’t think Billingsley is pitching all that well. The Reds could/should have more runs tonight and I’m not always able to say that.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 22, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Nix

I bet he gets a hit or at least drives in a run

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 22, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

or not!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 22, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only riveting thing left in this season

is how we can manage to spectacularly fail with RISP.

Today sure ain’t disappointing!

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Jul 22, 2009 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Truthiness

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 22, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Skank Patrol

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 22, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

those look like normal, happy women

what’s with all the “skank” talk?

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on Jul 22, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

No to all

Though that fellow in the back looks quite charming

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Jul 22, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has posters?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 22, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

for his cd

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Jul 22, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who here doesn't need

some of these?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 22, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

hellz yeah!

it distracts enemies!

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Jul 22, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Great for jazz hands" might be the greatest selling point I've ever heard

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 22, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck you Nix you suck

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 22, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAH

YEAHHH

How much longer til Dusty's gone?

by in_Votto_We_Trust on Jul 22, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, tie game!

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 22, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

ha

welsh sounds really disappointed about that run

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 22, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Billingsly sucks

EdE will now show unclutchness

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 22, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

did the reds just steal home?

chan made me turn the tv off 2 minutes ago.

that’s a paddlin’

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Jul 22, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Who does Jonny Gomes have to blow to get the starting job?

And are we leading the league in steals of home now?

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Jul 22, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Gomes has to blow Dusty but he's still in line behind Jannish

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 22, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

What the fuck was that Joey Votto steal on strike 3?

Delayed steal / fake steal of home?

I can only blame the coaching staff there – whatever they called there was wrong and they got lucky.

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 22, 2009 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Even if you're joking

Baker shouldn’t be brewing up any fancy bullshit like he seems to be. Send Votto with Phillips up if you’re gonna send him.

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 23, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, I was being serious.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's a high school (usually softball) strategy.

If a team is good you can pull it off. I have no issues with it in a close game like this. Especially when the team is so awful on offense.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 23, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I guess it's the same net effect to bunting

but this team is pretty inept on the basepaths.

You’re better off risking an out sending Joey to second – and thus getting out of DP danger – than guaranteeing one out by having one of them get nailed.

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 23, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

goodbye

chris duncan.

How much longer til Dusty's gone?

by in_Votto_We_Trust on Jul 22, 2009 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

/6hoursago'd

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 22, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry

it wasn’t a trend on twitter hahahaha

How much longer til Dusty's gone?

by in_Votto_We_Trust on Jul 23, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

WILLY!!!!

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 23, 2009 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

HOLY CRAP

A decent catch for Taveras!

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2009 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

wat the fuck

was that a taveras defensive grab???

by chazzilla on Jul 23, 2009 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Mark it

Willy actually made an awesome defensive play.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 23, 2009 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Wily's been playing pretty well for wily recently

Of course that play alone extended his playing time deep into 2010

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 23, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

WTF is with that shirt?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Her's or his?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 23, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

My Mom's old curtains!

We wondered where they’d gotton to

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 23, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

FLIES IN YOUR EYES

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 23, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

tiger eyes?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Does Bronson have the Deadpool logo on his guitar? That's sort of cool.

/comic book geek’d

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 23, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Does bronson know about the RR Deadpool? That is cool

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 23, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nice catch Willy

That sorta wipes the slate clean from that bloop single

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 23, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Common Bronson IEDP

Where’s Poodle tonight

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 23, 2009 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

- Poodle

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 23, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

here now

was watching game and doing some reading. Votto has made me happy and I refuse to take anything else away despite what my happen lol

by Red_Poodle on Jul 23, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Here comes manny....

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2009 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

oh fuuuuuuuuuck this

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 23, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Well..

it was a good 6 innings.

How much longer til Dusty's gone?

by in_Votto_We_Trust on Jul 23, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

What could go wrong here?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Its Manny Time

Bring in Arthur Rhodes…

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 23, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

GIMR

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 23, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

GSMR

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

FUG

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 23, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Uh.... IBB?

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Jul 23, 2009 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

nah

his hand’s broken…id rather pitch to him.

How much longer til Dusty's gone?

by in_Votto_We_Trust on Jul 23, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fucking Masset?

I’d rather see Bronson here. Ugggggh.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2009 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Bronson

ain’t happy. He knows what’s coming.

How much longer til Dusty's gone?

by in_Votto_We_Trust on Jul 23, 2009 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Chased their starter

good or bad?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 23, 2009 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

All depends on this at bat, i think

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Jul 23, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

GIMR

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 23, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rosales coming in for Edwin in the double switch

Are you serious, Dusty?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 23, 2009 12:13 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

r u serious?

How much longer til Dusty's gone?

by in_Votto_We_Trust on Jul 23, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Heads are bobbling!

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2009 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

CALLED IT.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2009 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Nice

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 23, 2009 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

holy fucking shit

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 23, 2009 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

OMG

The Reds just keep proving that they are the worst team in the history of baseball.

by Brian B on Jul 23, 2009 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

ONE FUCKING PITCH, NICK

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 23, 2009 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Fuck.

My.
Life.

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Jul 23, 2009 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

is this all you have?

wow – that’s really sad, if it is.

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 23, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I mean...

I care enough that it affects my mood to a great degree, but no, there’s a bit more going on at the chesirecat abode than Reds’ failures.

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Jul 23, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

good to hear, dude.

I totally understand the frustration

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 23, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck Gray

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 23, 2009 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

Ahahahaha. Billingsley win!

Thanks Dusty. You’re an asshole!

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 23, 2009 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

He shouldn't?

Two weeks ago when it was Pujols v Weathers, Dusty was beaten up for throwing Weathers. The next time, Masset got Pujols out. So, now the owner of a 2+ ERA shouldn’t pitch?

by timb116 on Jul 23, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I agree, the reasoning behind bringing Masset in is just fine.

It’s Masset’s fault for throwing a meatball down broadway and letting Manny crank it to South America.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 23, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

I mean..

Masset’s got the power and when you put that up to Manny’s power..it can be very good OR very bad…and i’d always put my vote for Manny

How much longer til Dusty's gone?

by in_Votto_We_Trust on Jul 23, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd have used Herrera and told him to throw only screwballs

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 23, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

how is it not?

How much longer til Dusty's gone?

by in_Votto_We_Trust on Jul 23, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm trying to be angry.

But I just can’t.

Only 5.5 back!

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Jul 23, 2009 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

I bet Masset would throw that pitch again!

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 23, 2009 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Franklin'd

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 23, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Anaconda'd

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 23, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

16th inning, 8/29/06

Never forget.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 23, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd like to, believe me.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 23, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was on here that night.

Then we all created accounts at “True Blue LA” and took over their game thread for a few innings – not hard, considering it was basically just some schmuck talking to himself.

He sits alone...Reds are not home.

by Gapper on Jul 23, 2009 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was lurking

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 23, 2009 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

good job nick!

three batters, two outs, just one hit!

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 23, 2009 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

He only gave up one run!

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Causse the Dodgers were getting to Bronson

But who the hell else did Dusty have to bring in?
Burton – No
weathers – hardly
Fisher- not a chance

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 23, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would’ve loved to see CoCo but you know how that is.

How much longer til Dusty's gone?

by in_Votto_We_Trust on Jul 23, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Should trade Masset now

before he’s another Danny Graves or Jared Burton for us.

How much longer til Dusty's gone?

by in_Votto_We_Trust on Jul 23, 2009 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Burton's not dead yet

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 23, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

I need sleep, anyway.

Goodnight all.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 23, 2009 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

At least we have the scraptastic Rosales in to spur this comeback.

Thank god that douche Edwin is back on the bench where he belongs.

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Jul 23, 2009 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

he angered me tonight

onbly two or three guys come to play on this team I think

by Red_Poodle on Jul 23, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

The bench? Nay, AAA.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 23, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was AA

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 23, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

either way, stoopid.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 23, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

kinda wish

we had his bat in the lineup now though

How much longer til Dusty's gone?

by in_Votto_We_Trust on Jul 23, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

not as fast as Rosales would

actually my prob was that he started too late, if he had fired out oft here he would have mae it (I remeber the same scenario happening to Hairston during the Cardinals series and he made it on becaus ehe took off)

by Red_Poodle on Jul 23, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Are you talking about the passed ball earlier on the third strike?

There is no way he could have gotten there and been safe. Sorry.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 23, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

you're, there probably was no hope

since I’m angry and frustrated, I will irrationally assume there was a chance he could have made it. It really doesn’t matter at this point. Maybe he anticipated a game ending homerun

by Red_Poodle on Jul 23, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

There was a game ending homer - Manny's.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 23, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

But he didn't run like he knows he has no business being in the major leagues.

You gotta feel your running out a groundout. And the fans at home need to feel it too.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 23, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why am I still up?

Later. Can’t wait for the Farmers Only.

by Brian B on Jul 23, 2009 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

Probably not.

The minor league teams have been just as bad as the big league team lately.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 23, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

I say we pull our starters back to AAA and kick ass in the IL

The Bats couldn’t do any worse than the MLB guys anyway.

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Jul 23, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

while we're talking Rosales

does anyone know if they sell his jersey at the team store? I want to wear it on ladies’ night (if I make it down) to show AR he is why the ladies are coming lol

by Red_Poodle on Jul 23, 2009 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

a double entendre that almost made me vomit on my keyboard...

Congratulations.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 23, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm honored!

Nick Masset nealry made me vomit but for much les fun reasons

by Red_Poodle on Jul 23, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry poodle

but this needs to be green’d

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Jul 23, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

not a problem

but you all need to take it up with my keyboard which malfunctions more than a bad Homer Bailey fastball

by Red_Poodle on Jul 23, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

les, but nealry

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 23, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

If Jonny Gomes doesn't get a shirt yet, no way in hell does Adam Rosales

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 23, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

The 28th man.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 23, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hi all

Just got in in time to see the GS and now im going to bed.

I feel like we could play a 25 game series here and not win a single one

Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?

by nycredsfan on Jul 23, 2009 12:26 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Talent is the only thing lacking on this team

That and interest…

Who the fuck is doing God Bless Amerika…
Drippy fucking song sung by a fat would be country singer who has a penchant for singing flat.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 23, 2009 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

Ha

thought the same thing. I would’ve expected better in LA.

He sits alone...Reds are not home.

by Gapper on Jul 23, 2009 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's a Wednesday in July.

Why the fuck are they singing GBA at the stadium? And why is FSN staying with the broadcast throughout the song? They don’t even do that with the national anthem.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 23, 2009 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

See my earler exclamation

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 23, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

*cough* Fox *cough*

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Jul 23, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

If you're going to take out Arroyo

Masset was the right choice. He’s been nails against righties.

The real story here is the same one since the beginning of the year – incredibly weak offense compounded by bad lineup construction, roster management, plate approach and baserunning mistakes. Basically, the coaching talent taking already-meager raw materials and sticking them into an incinerator.

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 23, 2009 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

You have learned much my son

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 23, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I do kinda feel bad for Dusty

While he’s tactically clueless, he still has the unpleasant task of commanding a team in which Laynce Nix, Willy Taveras, Jerry Hairston and Adam Rosales have all been starters.

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 23, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Don't forget Dermott McFlurry

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 23, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

But

He willingly starts a few of thoe guys over far superior options. I know there ain’t no talent, but COMMON!

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Jul 23, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

hi, joey?

home run here. are you free? im coming to meet you

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 23, 2009 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

did Dusty really

Take EE out for not running to 1B tonight?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 23, 2009 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

No. double switch for some unfathomable reason

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 23, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

unclear. he did want to double switch

and when you have Rosales on your bench, the decision really makes itself…

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

You put in Janish or Sutton instead.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 23, 2009 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hope so

It’s not a difference maker – in the game or on the season. I’m hoping Dusty gets pissed and at least tries to kick some bad habits for the younger players that are supposed to carry the team next year.

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 23, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

i largely agree with you here

but lets be honest here, the first bad habits that need to be expunged are hacking, lack of plate discipline, and creating “havoc” on the bases. Those aren’t going to be addressed by this coaching staff

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2009 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

2 outs, nobody on

Drink!

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Jul 23, 2009 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

Damn I hate to pull a Brendan

but there is great show on antartic penguin mating on the Nat’l Geographic Channel

Good night all…

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 23, 2009 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

This team is such a piece of shit

I’d be having more fun if they were blowing the team up – but the offense already looks demolished – rife with AAA filler.

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 23, 2009 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 23, 2009 12:44 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I missed it - what happened?

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 23, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

I see.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 23, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rosales

Fail.

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Jul 23, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sooo... just your average (now) Thursday?

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 23, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dusty is so smart.

How much longer til Dusty's gone?

by in_Votto_We_Trust on Jul 23, 2009 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

*sigh*

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Jul 23, 2009 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeah.

And really, people need to give Chris Dickerson some friggin’ respect. He’s OBPing .370 and giving us excellent defense. That ain’t as common as you might expect. I’ll be thrilled if Stubbs is as good as C Dick.

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Jul 23, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

teams may do that

If they are contending, and they want the prospect to be eligible for post-season play.

I don’t think the Reds have to worry about that, unfortunately.

They may also do that if it’s not a particularly good prospect. Then they don’t care about his options, or his arb clock.

In any case, I don’t think Stubbs would help much. They need a power hitter, and that ain’t Stubbs.

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by BubbaFan on Jul 23, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

I heard George say "back on the horse again"

So Alyssa Milano’s in attendance then?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 23, 2009 12:52 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Hey-oh!

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 23, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

27 games over .500

much like us

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 23, 2009 12:55 AM EDT reply actions  

wow. goodnight!

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 23, 2009 12:57 AM EDT reply actions  

We're BUYERS!!

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 23, 2009 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

how bad are we?! wow!

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 23, 2009 12:57 AM EDT reply actions  

well, this is what happens when you play a good team

the NL Central has spoiled the local perspective on how inept this team is.

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on Jul 23, 2009 12:59 AM EDT reply actions  

This team is a stack of shit

We may be further away than we realized. Hanigan’s coming back to earth. There’s basically no outfield, with Bruce both lost and injured and Gomes unable to get a fulltime trial run. I’ve got 1B, 2B and 3B (probably) as the only certainties for production next year. That’s not getting fixed for 2010.

Maybe 2016 would be an appropriate year to start competing, 40 years after ’76.

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 23, 2009 1:11 AM EDT reply actions  

This team. This season. This division ...

This is why abortion is legal.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 23, 2009 1:16 AM EDT reply actions  

There are a few bright spots still

Votto is good, really good. And just as good looking in HD. That’s about it, sorry, I thought I had more uplifting material. However, for me that’s just about good enough to keep watching.

The other bright spot, I will provide typos on a consistent basis and the RR peanut gallery will provide the jokes. This should provde enterainment if the game gets really bad ;) Don’t even think I’ll start using “preview”

G’night all

by Red_Poodle on Jul 23, 2009 1:23 AM EDT reply actions  

Too bad about Bronson's ERA

He pitched great and has done so for the past couple starts. He got totally boned by a bloop single and an ill-advised fastball that someone else threw. The only silver lining tonight is that our boy can still pitch.

This team really defines low rent. The two free agents Walt sprung for who have any value are a reliever and part-time outfielder. That says it all. Heavy reliance on the coincidental emergence of minor league talent unpredictable value / a misguided, patchwork free agent strategy / an ineffectual coaching staff – these things show no signs of abating so neither does the parade of losing seasons.

Fuck you, Reds, for being so negligent with millions of dollars. You’re lucky I’m still clinging to fond memories of the early 90s stowed away in my brain somewhere.

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 23, 2009 1:29 AM EDT reply actions  

Goes on to cite the return of Alex Gonzalez as a potential

catalyst for a “run.”

That Fay post was a pretty impressive charade. I know Walt’s the chief propagandist, but he’s out of his ever-loving mind to expect anyone that’s followed the team to swallow even an ounce of that tripe. We all know what the problem is. Getting A-Gon back, who will probably perform worse than Cherry offensively and Volquez – who will simply paper over the crappiness of Owings and Bailey – should do little to nothing.

Barf.

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 23, 2009 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think he was telling the truth

when he said “Nothing’s changed.”

I don’t think Jocketty ever really meant to make a run of it this year. His plan was always for next year.

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by BubbaFan on Jul 23, 2009 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Which only heightens the irony

Mentioning Gonzalez as a potential savior for the season is almost an explicit wink to fans that we’re playing for 2010. Gonzalez is going off the books and that payroll room better help build an 85+ win season.

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 23, 2009 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Reds

are just not a good team. USA Today blames injuries:

•What’s gone wrong: The Reds, who were tied for first place in the National League Central in mid-May, are in a full-fledged free fall. They entered Tuesday having lost 21 of 34 games since June 10 and were closer to the last-place Pittsburgh Pirates than to the first-place St. Louis Cardinals.

They have been smacked hard with injuries. Their projected opening-day lineup has played in 10 games, and every member of the starting infield except for second baseman Brandon Phillips has been on the disabled list. As a result, they have been outscored by 52 runs, more than twice the margin of any other NL Central team. Ace Aaron Harang and Bronson Arroyo combined for one win in June. Edinson Volquez, who won 17 games last year, went on the disabled list June 2 with elbow tendinitis and has won four games. And No. 5 starter Micah Owings (6-10, 5.33 ERA) has been erratic.

•What they need: A power-hitting outfielder, and that was before the Reds lost Jay Bruce to a broken right wrist that could sideline him until September. They also need first baseman Joey Votto to stay in the lineup. The Reds were 26-21 before Votto went on the disabled list in late May with stress-related issues he said resulted from death of his father last August. Now they rank 13th in the NL in batting average (.249), with Votto the only regular above .300.

They think the Reds still have a chance, albeit a small one. But looking at their summary…I don’t. I really hadn’t realized how bad it was.

We knew before the season started that the Reds would have be pretty lucky to be a contender this year. Instead, they’ve been unlucky. With injuries in particular. With so many starters spending time on the DL, including Voltron, Votto and Bruce…they really didn’t have a chance.

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by BubbaFan on Jul 23, 2009 1:33 AM EDT reply actions  

IF

Volquez, Votto and Encarnacion hadn’t gone on the DL and Bruce hadn’t gotten completely confused and then gotten injured, I think the team could be above .500 right now and in the race. They still wouldn’t have the talent necessary to sustain it. Volquez only pitches every fifth day and you know what you’re getting out of EdE and this year’s model of Jay Bruce – nothing that would push things over the top.

The injuries are a convenient crutch for management to explain away the season.

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 23, 2009 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

As I said

I don’t think Jocketty ever planned to contend this year.

However, I don’t think he expected the team to be this bad, either.

The Reds really have been been walloped by injuries. It’s not just Volquez, Votto, EE, and Bruce (though that’s bad enough). A-Gon, Hernandez, Bray, Lincoln…the list goes on. Even Louisville hasn’t been spared. Daryl Thompson, Wilkin Castillo, etc.

In any case, my point wasn’t to blame anyone. I’m just saying…the Reds have no chance this season, and should be setting up for next year, not worrying about winning now.

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by BubbaFan on Jul 23, 2009 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, and before I go

Fuck you, Reds. You’re very quickly becoming the Bengals with a better PR machine.

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 23, 2009 1:53 AM EDT reply actions  

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