Game 93, Thread 2: The Reds Are Getting Their Ass Run Over By Trolleys
by Brendanukkah on Jul 21, 2009 11:07 PM EDT
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Homer's getting hit. That ain't good. The Reds aren't good, and they aren't good on the West Coast, the only good thing about LA is one PeteyHendrix.
Uh, go Reds.
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Now the runs can frickin start...
(At least after this half inning)
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
... the Dodgers are up, so that would be kind of bad
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Just sayin'
It’s probably going to happen. Not saying that’s a good thing.
by manichedgehog on Jul 21, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought it was gunga ga lunga?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Yeah, but it looked like Homer winced.
I wanna see RED Homer!
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 21, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
nah, the estrogen will heal it in a week
"I piss excellence"
by obc2 on Jul 21, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Vin is saying that Homer is throwing nothing but a parade of fastballs now.
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
Manny Ramirez
is more disgusting than Paula Deen and they both take the same supplements
by Red_Poodle on Jul 21, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
Because of my disappointment at her Savannah restaurant. Buffets are bullshit!
by Brendanukkah on Jul 21, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought it was ok
for the price—cheap, good food,
but I agree, buffets generally suck, and her desserts were terrible
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
Homer's new nickname:
The Punisher (a vigilante)
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 21, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Manny has now been hit 98 times in his MLB career
We need to plunk him twice tomorrow.
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
He needs to Manny up.
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 21, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I dunno.
I think he pretty much looks like one of the best two or three hitters in baseball.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 21, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
My respect for Homer Bailey just increased 10 fold
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
That was well done, Homer
wish I’d seen it…..since he hit Manny, maybe the game will actually make it on Baseball Tonight now…….so Steve Phillips can make some dumbass comment about it
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
I never know what to do with these West Coast games
and since I missed so much time here, I’m lurking since I missed all the inside jokes.
But Bailey is going all old school vigilante? awesome!
I'm not sure
but it needed to be done. If they retaliate though, they will have to feel the power of the Harang and Gomes body slam
And of course we all wanna see what Rosie will do.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 21, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I have a feeling Rosie can be pretty tenacious
He’d probably be the first to use a bat
by Red_Poodle on Jul 21, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I could see him being like a wolverine,
vomiting up the pieces of ballplayers already ingested so he can eat more.
by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
he'll be in the dugout
chewing through a bat with amazing speed
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
Not sure about Rosie...
But Gomes would go straight for Wolf- He’s been a Wolf-hunter tonight
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
He'll pull a Speedy Gonzalez and run circles around his enemies until they're swept up in a tornado of scrappiness.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
as long as
he doesn’t pull a dirty sanchez
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
Homer might be a bit wild
but it still looks like the ump is screwing him….maybe it’s messing with his head
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
A lot of the recent ones will be explained once I get my camera back from Tyrannosauras Ash
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
23 to Taveras' 17
Pierre CS-8
T-Virus-6 (I think)
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
It's so weird to put a face to so many people's comments now
I be scared.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
its why I haven't friended many of y'all on facebook yet
being nervous and self-conscious and lal
by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
You guys would spoil every game for me on Facebook!
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 21, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Sadly
I can’t drink enough to get the image of your ugly mug out of my mind. :)
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Is Brantley calling Votto Jonny?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 21, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions
Nope, my bad ...
He was calling Janish “Jonny”
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 21, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm giving up on tonight, and i'm going to go read, rather than watch this
i’m going to make a fan post about florence.
Bloop
the one with a campanile or the shithole in kentucky?
by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
heeeeeeyyyyy
Oh wait, I lived there. Spot on you are, sir.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Whatever, mouth-breather
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
You gonna eat at Sizzler after hustling the goofy white dude too?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
that's a chain, and it sucks
is there a best Florence independent restaurant?
I say Buffalo Bob’s
"I piss excellence"
Meth heads agree.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 21, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Bases juiced. No outs.
Manny juiced. No balls.
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 21, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
and one hand....
What an unfortunate combination.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
as long as it's his right hand
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
ditto
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 21, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
You can't spell Gold Glove
Without DL.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 21, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I fucking hate this team.
I’m off to throw peanuts …
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 21, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions
I fucking hate this team
I’m off to beat up teenagers behind Farney
(I got this one correct, right?)
by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
close, they were to my side. :)
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
I'm off to beat up opposing fans...
But I don’t want to get up, so not yet.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
I'm off to beat the Dodgers in the players' parking lot.
Claudio Vargas has a good-old-fashioned-Cincy-style ass-kicking coming.
I’m bringing the fungo bat.
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 21, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
or maybe the Reds pitching is very AAAAAAAAH!ish
fify
by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
And look at that -
down by 5+ and there’s still time for a bedtime story!
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
Jesus, are you listening? It's me, jch
Stop fuckin’ wit me dude. 7-1? You do shit like this where I’m from, you get stabbed in the throat.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Gary, Indiana
and since Jacko’s dead it’s all gone to hell
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
Baltimore?
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 21, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Do gang related machete murders count as stabbings?
Though those are more in Prince George’s County, not Bawlmer.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 21, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I was once in Prince George County.
Emphasis on once.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 21, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
four years.
Campus crime reports daily, serial rapists, gunshots causing businesses to close on the main drag of campus, a dude who just masturbated on the campus connector because he could.
Do NOT let your kids go to UM
by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
My buddy and I went to UM just to see it
We walked into four different buildings (unlocked), walked all around the football stadium (no security and no gates) and pretty much fucked with the Terrapin trophy. That is the most unsafe campus in the country.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 21, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
By trophy I mean statue.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 21, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I have stories about that football stadium that would make jch proud
and crolfer blush.
by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
they're actually getting rid of that slogan
because it doesn’t show enough of Maryland’s academic side. Whatever, 2 soccer nat’l champs in my time there, fear it.
I also just found out that Rodney Wallace is Costa Rican…so he’s not gonna be suiting up for the USMNT anytime soon, damn.
by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
He can make a decision
He hasn’t been capped by Costa Rica, and he could get his green card. There’s still hope!
by Brendanukkah on Jul 21, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Jermaine Jones'd
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
send them to ONU
nothing happens there.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Jul 21, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously.
Fuck Ada.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 21, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
for some of us easy girls aren't so easy.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Jul 21, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Then you need to learn to bring your own Jagermeister.
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 21, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Multiple times.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 21, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
why?
it has gotten a little better with 3 new restaurants.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Jul 21, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
The place I work owns a business there.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 21, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
there is buisness in Ada?
I honestly thought it was the bar, and the wilson football factory, and ONU which now gouges students for over 40K a year.
You have my appologizes. If you get there before three, the Bear Cave is a nice place for breakfest or lunch. The Reagle Beagle also has pretty decent greasy bar food, and it isn’t over run by drunken students in the day time.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Jul 21, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
You just HAVE to see the pics
I get my camera back Thursday, it’s gonna be great. :)
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
You'll be so damned proud.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
You do shit like that where he's from
You get stabbed in the hands, feet, and side.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 21, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, Jeff, it's "7 to nothing"
because Jonny Gomes never hit a home run.
Fuck this broadcaster, fuck this team, fuck this fuck.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 21, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions
... Dusty... it's time to make a freaking move you moron
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
*Dusty grabs newspaper, heads to restroom.*
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jul 21, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Exactly
he needs to move to Argentina
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
wrong reply'd
meant this for one post up
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
Don't cry for me
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
this is ugly
Dusty can’t take the kids anywhere
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
there's always youtube comments to cheer ya up!
on JoshuaR’s Kai Lan link:
“NI-HAO KAI LAN ROCKS ITS SO BETTER THAN DORA THE DICKSUCKING EXPLORER go kai lan”
who let madville post on youtube?
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
by 'tHan on Jul 21, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dusty looks really pissed off
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Like quit.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 21, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey man, they were a shitty team before he got there
by Brendanukkah on Jul 21, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Just cuz your drawers are already soiled ain't no reason to eat 22 White Castles.
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 21, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This made me giggle
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
I don't understand why nobody in the broadcast booth will correct Brantley.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
They all fucking left.
At least I would.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 21, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
that's like, the worst comibned facial hair, miami device, frosted tips combo I've seen
receeding chin doesn’t help.
by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Dave Stewart had a cameo in Hackers, with Johnny Lee Miller
Johnny Lee Miller was in Trainspotting with Ewan McGregor.
Ewan McGregor was in Angels & Demons with Tom Hanks.
Tom Hanks was in Apollo 13 with Kevin Bacon.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 21, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought Hackers was the coolest movie ever when it came out
and then I saw it a year ago and was like “Hey, maybe Angelina Jolie got sorta nekkid!”
by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Such a great movie.
I’m so naming my kid “Crash Override”
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Oh yeah, and if you haven't seen the third installment, I highly recommend it
As a Computer Science major, I saw it roughly 9000 times in 4 years.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
There's a third installment?
There’s a second installment?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 21, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Kind of.
“Sneakers” is commonly known as “Hackers 2” and “Antitrust” is “Hackers 3”, although it’s not a formal title. Antitrust is an awesome movie, I haven’t seen Sneakers.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Sneakers is a good flick.
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 21, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Didn't Sneakers come out before Hackers?
Sneakers is an awesome example of a great ensemble cast.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 21, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Just like an RR outing
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 21, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
It did.
I have no idea why it’s referred to as “Hackers 2”. Just something I picked up hanging out with huge nerds for 4 years.
And, I might have that movie wrong, but I know for sure that Antitrust is “Hackers 3”.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Do Dave to Annie!
Or maybe Dave to Bowie. Or Bon Jovi.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 21, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
hopefully that broke Manny's handy
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Oh please
Not to take up for Manny but if you think any less than 60% of ML players didn’t at least experiment with PEDs, you’re fucking crazy.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
but
how many have been stupid enough to fail a test after all the warnings and enhanced penalties were put in place?
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
He didn't fail for steroids, IIRC
He failed for the masking agent. Which while still stupid isn’t quite as bad.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
what was he masking?
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
His cheating
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 21, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Exactly
I’m not arguing that he took steroids by any means.
I’m honestly amused by the fact that he managed to hide the steroid but not the masking agent
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
exactly!
the dude got caught. I’m sure a bunch of people break laws everyday, but the ones who get caught better be punished. Otehrwise abolish the worthless law
Really?
So the fact that a man gets away with killing another man means we shouldn’t charge people with murder?
BTW, I’m not attacking you, I’m attacking the flaw in your logic. I’d personally like to see anyone who fails a test charged with the charge of steroid posession. Funny it hasn’t happened yet.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
mine was more an epistemic point
if you don’t know someone did something, you can’t charge them or punish them
I was simply responding to your comment that Manny isn't the only one
my point is that it doesn’t matter, he is the one who was caught. So if you catch a murderer, you can’t say “he isn’t thye only one”. That is undoubtedly going to be true, but you have to deal with what you have
You're right, I took it the wrong way. Sorry.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
this reminds me of the Oakland A's games of the mid 2000s
when the Reds went out to the Coliseum and just got annihilated.
by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I remember those vividly
We were doing really well that season, and that series just derailed the whole thing.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 21, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh fuck I'd purged that from my memory.
Holy hell we suck out west
You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?
I would think so,
but nothing greenies couldn’t cure.
by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
extremely.
it doesn’t feel like a one off day kinda thing. every game the reds win is usually close or a struggle.
it shouldnt be
gomes, taveras, hairston in the outfield.
rosales and janish in the infield.
5 holes.
"I piss excellence"
only by letting it bleed out
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Why stop the bleeding?
Dusty thinks this wound just needs leeches.
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 21, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Since this game is out of hand already
Your link of the night – Hello, ladies.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 21, 2009 11:33 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
I can't breathe any better than that turtle right now...
That was… intense…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
That's an esophageal eye magnet!
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 21, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
the breathing kinda weirded me out, I admit
thats a weird hole that turtle has going on in the throatal region
by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I was worried my mom was gonna hear the audio and... yeah
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
now that's funny
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
What are you doing in there son? Watching porn again?
NO, mom! It’s just a turtle…having sex…aw, crap.
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 21, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
you fucked a turtle or watched turtle porn?
Bloop
by justin007000 on Jul 21, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
don't answer son
it’s a trap
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
neither does fucking a turtle
but you went ahead and did it anyway.
You know you can’t procreate with a Turtle. You can’t even procreate with Thundering Turtle.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Jul 21, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Pretty sure I never said I did that...
Turtles just aren’t my type.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
You have a lot to learn abou the internets, my young friend.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
This is a situation in which there is no right answer...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
But there is one right turtle.
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 21, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Burton in to mop up
Knowing Dusty, it’s Tatum time soon!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
I miss Dunner
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Your camera should get a marijuana prescription
by Brendanukkah on Jul 21, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
rec'd
My camera has recreational glaucoma.
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 21, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
IT'S FUCKING 9-1 BRANTLEY (not that it really matters).
HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING MONEY TO DO THIS JOB!!!!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 21, 2009 11:33 PM EDT reply actions
Low point of the season
and I know we got beat 22-1 a few weeks back.
You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?
don't give up hope
I think we can easily give up 14-15 more runs
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Hey, Conan's on!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
I can see Conan's studio from my front porch.
Andy Richter stops by to use the bathroom a couple of times each week.
He’s courteous, but odoriferous.
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 21, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Like that time Michael Jackson's bus broke down outside your house and he asked to use your john?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 21, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
If Jacko stopped by EVER I would have forcibly removed him from the property.
Forcefully. Enough that I’d get in the papers calling him a pederast, and getting away with it.
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 21, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Somewhat relevant
I have three kids passed out in my living room and one in my bed. What do I win?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
MOTHER FUCKING REC'D!!!!!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 22, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
No he's not
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Damn, it crazy up in here
by all means, we could take a pop at the champ (1,000,000 internets if someone gets that reference)
by Colin Auscapee on Jul 21, 2009 11:39 PM EDT reply actions
Orel, Gagne, Koufax, Drysdale, Fernando.....who else?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Jackie Robinson, Roy Campanella...
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 21, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Mike Marshall, 100 game reliever. 200 IP
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 21, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
somebody marshall in the early 70's
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
yeah but i couldn't remember his first name
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Mike Sciocia, Carl Erskine, Joe Black
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 21, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Duke Snider
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 22, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Those little pricks...
(Although Manny has them all beat)
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
so i made a fanpost about a florence freedom get togeather
hope we can get some troops out there.
Bloop
apparnetly myself, madville, and janish
where else is he?
Bloop
by justin007000 on Jul 21, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
me 3!
btw, crolf: you going to Reds games when they play the Cards in August?
by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
doubtful...
I’ll be working and getting started with school… And there aren’t a lot of Reds fans around to go with- Going with mom and sister would just be laaaame…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
psht, I move to the StL on August 1
just extending the invite, if you’d be interested. I’m going to catching as many as possible.
by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
But he does.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Nice-
Unfortunately the games are during the week- and it looks to be the week I’m moving into the dorms…
Working + Moving into dorms… not a ton of time to get out to St. Louis… might make it out next year or something though-
Thanks for the invite too- Moving to St. Louis? Which part? It’s a nice place, but I’m not one for living in the massive cities…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
sounds good. Are you going to UM-Columbia or am I just guessing?
I’m going to grad school at WashU, so I’m living on the western parts of the city. I’m just happy to get off the coast, in all honesty.
by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You're correct...
Wash U? Nice- I’ve got a few friends going there… Really nice place from what I’ve heard.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
well, I'll be in town for a bit, so we may have to meet up at some point
if that’s what you’re into. If not, uh, good luck in college and enjoy the next 4 years of staring at bugs.
by Cy Schourek on Jul 22, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Sounds good man
When you say in town- you mean Columbia? It’s a sweet place- Let me know whenever you’re around and I can show you the good eating places and junk…
Next 4 years staring at bugs? Oh, it’ll be much more than that, haha- what are you studying in grad school?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
you mean Missouri is more than just Saint Louis?
I’m just getting myself confused. I’ll be living in Saint Louis for a bit. But yeah, that’s like, 2 hours from Columbia, either way.
I’ll be doing law school, which I did not see coming when I was 18.
by Cy Schourek on Jul 22, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Speaking of the Lou
What the hell ever happened to Nelly?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
that ran its course
Colin Auscapee: RR Emeritus Par Excellence, OB-GYN Esquire III
by Colin Auscapee on Jul 22, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
you didn't see the celebrity softball allstar game?
he fucking stole the show!
by Cy Schourek on Jul 22, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
He was with Ashanti
So the first time he had sex with her he probably turned into pure energy, a la Powder.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Or he was in for a rude surprise
if’n the rumors have credence.
Colin Auscapee: RR Emeritus Par Excellence, OB-GYN Esquire III
by Colin Auscapee on Jul 22, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Details
Colin Auscapee: RR Emeritus Par Excellence, OB-GYN Esquire III
by Colin Auscapee on Jul 22, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes. There's Kansas City ...
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 22, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
I think like 75% of people answer the capital of MO wrong...
St. Louis
Kansas City
Columbia
Springfield
All are more common answers than the actual capital.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Jefferson City!
Pop quiz: Can you name the other three state capitals that are named after presidents?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
lincoln nebraska
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Your Mom
Eat a dick,
and blow me.
/banned
Colin Auscapee: RR Emeritus Par Excellence, OB-GYN Esquire III
by Colin Auscapee on Jul 22, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Hi
Could you step right over here please?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
It's RR... we have a much lower number of pedophiles than the Cubs or Dodgers sites
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 22, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I smell a new tagline for the site, rec'd
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
What can I say to you to make you swallow your tongue?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Don't get him started.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 22, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
You say the right thing and I might swallow YOUR tongue
Which would make Christmas aaaawwwwwwkward.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
i put some thought into it
fixed all the red squiggles, it is over 75 words, and there is even a picture.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Jul 21, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Update: Manny on the way to the hospital for precautionary x-rays.
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
pop music question:
anyone know the name of the Kanye track that samples the piano version of “Pokerface”?
I just lost so much respect for you.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
its called Make Her Say
and judge for yourself before you judge me. I think it has a nice old school/ATCQ vibe to it.
by Cy Schourek on Jul 22, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Loading......
Sorry for the snark, just not a big Kanye fan.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Impressively bad.
Look like the team is really responding to Dusty. And the response is, “eh.”
by Brian B on Jul 21, 2009 11:56 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Ironically Jo-eh himself is the one who has been good so far...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Lol, that's because he is, as Brendan has dubbed him
“The irresistible force”. He couldn’t do poorly if he wanted to!
I keep myself a Reds fan by cheering for personalities
so its Homer, Janish, Harang, Votto. And Volquez if he brings a piece to a game or something else awesomely Dominican.
That’s why I don’t like this team as much as the Dunn/Wily Mo/Freel teams. If you’re gonna suck, at least suck amusingly.
by Cy Schourek on Jul 21, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
That makes sense
and I do love a number of our players, it just feels like we are always battling upstream like a bunch of salmon who are going to get eaten by bears at the end of it
I miss Dunn a little bit now too
Maybe I will go over there
They have been bad wire to wire. This team keeps giving a little bit of hope, then dashing it immediately after
what kind of a message does this July send Jocketty? Fucking pummled by Philly, LAD, & St. Louis
All 1st place teams. This small ball shit is driving me nuts.
Furcal throws harder than most of our pitchers
and all of our infielders
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
He also bunts for doubles.
Something our leadoff guy has never done.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 21, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd give Janish and his 92mph fastball a shot
Bot other than that…..yeah.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
do you think BP learned anything tonight by sitting?
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
That it's just as painful to watch a train wreck from the crossing as it is from the conductor's booth?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
So, how many hours before everyone has to get up?
Colin Auscapee: RR Emeritus Par Excellence, OB-GYN Esquire III
by Colin Auscapee on Jul 22, 2009 12:07 AM EDT reply actions
Free wings!!!
Oh wait….
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
22-1 here we come
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Fuck it.
Lets aim for 30 to 1.
/Had to do it
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 22, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wow. Fuck this team.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 22, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions
yeah, and it's me.
going to bed for realz. Catch y’all when the Reds start playing at real persons hours.
by Cy Schourek on Jul 22, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
remember when we used to go to LA and win?
yeah, me either
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
way too much offense
for the Reds to muster
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
If she visits Madville's neighborhood...
…she’ll be endangered.
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 22, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Because he eats, shoots, and leaves?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
honestly...
I think I just liked it because the panda shot the waitress… I was one twisted little kid
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
I'm envious of Nationals fans.
Seriously.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 22, 2009 12:15 AM EDT reply actions
I just saw the headline mshout-out, 'nukkah.
That’s pimpin.
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
Ask anybody
I’m a shameless promoter of all things Dayton.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
You had me at shameless.
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 22, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
What minute was that?
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 22, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
you know what i love about america
is that a racist as shit song such as sweet home alabama is incredibly popular.
Bloop
Is it racist?
I thought it was more jingoistic.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
they love the governor?
they want neal young to leave them alone.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Jul 22, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Jingoistic, yes.
Racist, no.
The quickest way to get a redneck to stop talking to you? Absolutely.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 22, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
how is it not racist?
they love a segregationist governor, and want the north to but the fuck out and let them continue to lynch black folk and keep them out of schools and what not.
THAT’S RACIST!
I am mostly bored and wanted something to discuss besides this clusterfuck of a game.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Jul 22, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Neil Young was Canadian
So “Northern,” yes, but not really in the sense that you’re portraying. Although, as Patterson Hood loves to point out, Neil Young and Ronnie Van Zandt were good friends. Neil was a pallbearer at Ronnie’s funeral.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
neal young was seperate from that
i didn’t articulate clearly.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Jul 22, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
"Sweet Home Alabama" was a response to Neil Young's "Southern Man"
The whole song’s directed at Neil, and saying someone who wasn’t from around there shouldn’t criticize a way of life they presumably know nothing about. Of course, Skynyrd was from Jacksonville, but whatever.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
i know that
but i feel that it was right to criticize the south.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Jul 22, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
I won't argue that
I’m just saying it’s not a racist song.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, then that would be in a different chat area other than SB Nation. :P
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 22, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
No, one town loves the governor. And they want Neil Young — a fucking twat — to
shut the fuck up.
It isn’t racist.
Nowhere do they sing about lynching, nor segregationist.
Let, it go.
If you want popular racist music, pick up an Oi! album or listen to Johnny Rebel.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 22, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
look
i got to join the ranks of liberal historians.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Jul 22, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Votto was up with bases empty and 2 outs again...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Well...
Votto is from Canada… They play hockey in Canada. At some point a hockey player has probably lived in Alabama. Duh.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
they don't let black people play hockey
i see.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Jul 22, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Jarome Iginla'd
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
/token'ed
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 22, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Donald Brashear'd then?
Or Grant Fuhr’d?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
And as long as we're keeping it close to home
Jean-Luc Grand-Pierre’d
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
I like the tune.
But anyone with a General Lee flag is an ignorant taint.
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 22, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Agreed.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 22, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Just some good ol' boys, never meaning no harm
by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
That's just a little bit more than the law will allow.
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 22, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
what is a General Lee flag?
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
HAH!!!
I know what he means, but yes. Confederate would work better.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 22, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
I chose the more low-brow, colloquial nomenclature for comedic effect.
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 22, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
I'll be honest
I haven’t really been paying much attention to this game. But here’s a fun fact: The Reds have two hits tonight. Two. Goddamn. Hits. Off Randy Wolf. ACK!
This is seriously worse than the Philly-fucking.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 22, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah
and we weren’t even fucking pat burrell.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Jul 22, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Better to be fucked by the Phanatic
Than have your country fucked by his fanatic friend.
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 22, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Dear Bud Selig,
Please consider 11 run home runs for small market teams on the road outside the division in different time zones that are in the bottom half of the standings.
Thanks
holy crap
Over 400 comments in the second thread already? For 10pm game on a weeknight?
This 10pm game?
Ya’ll are just waiting to see if Janish is gonna pitch, aren’t you?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
it's the little things in life my friend
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Apologies Bubba, but I don't feel like starting another thread for this game
If jch is still around and wants to do it, that’d be delightful, but I’m not doing it.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 22, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
I missed Concepcion's inning.
I’ll never let that happen again.
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 22, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
i've stopped watching
and i’m just responding to and making non-baseball releated comments, whether it be a group outing, ada, oh, turtle porn, turtle fucking, or popular racist music.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Jul 22, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
You know what makes things even more frustrating?
You stay up not just to hang out with the good folks over at RR, but also because every night you typically talk to your girlfriend on the facebooks and then whenever she goes online, she goes back offline… Yeah.
(Especially when you were supposed to finish planning on meeting up tomorrow…)
*facepalm again
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Here ya go
New threads for the slow folks.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Good time to break in Tatum.
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 22, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm gonna go smoke a Marlboro Light and sip some Mountain Dew
When I get back I expect you all to be in the new thread.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
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