Game 92, Thread 2: Inning One
Ok, Chatty Cathies. We're only in the top of the first and already we're going to threads. Willy Taveras is standing on third after nearly hitting a home run (get bent, instant replay!). Let's go Reds!
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People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
I've been watching Freaks & Geeks
Sam has a (similar) poster of this on his door.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Greatest show ever.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 20, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Second
Batter of the game
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
I still get angry every time Willy gets a hit
I need help
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
Jason Schmidt is shitty.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 20, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions
In honor of the dude we saw on our way to the seats at the game

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 20, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I really want to see that photo of him and JCH.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 20, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Speaking of
Where is the goddamn eyewitness report
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Ash still has JCH's camera
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 20, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Excuses, excuses
Someone put up a damn post and the pictures can go in later.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
I think they are trying to out wait the police
before they start true confessions
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
ash isnt returning the camera til TTC
it will be up late, late night Thursday.
he’s a got to get his drank on first.
"I piss excellence"
That was awesome, by the way
Like spying Bigfoot!
by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Hot Damn
Willy and Cherry combine for 15 pitches seen, a triple and double
Schmidt must really suck now
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
Gomes would have got that
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
who had third batter in the
how-long-before-chris-welsh-gets-sanctimonious-on-manny’s-ass pool?
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
I'm out.
I had 2-minutes into pregame.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 20, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Manny is shitty
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 20, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions
I love you so god damn much Jo-eh
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
In the first inning.
We wanna be starting something.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 20, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Jason Schmidt is really shitty.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 20, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions
Maybe we tire their bullpen so much in the first game
they have to trade Kemp for Cordero straight up on Wednesday
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
was that a total shot or something?
Was hit really deep according to gameday, but only 1 base each?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Welp
a comedy of errors.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 20, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions
HAVOC!
This game has EVERYTHING!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
GameDay is the dumbest thing in the world
by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
You're about to be pissed you didn't see that last play
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
It says that Cherry scored
But still only gives Cinci one run.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
I’m referring to BP’s pop up that Ethier somehow didn’t catch, and then BP got thrown out at 2nd because he’s a fucktard.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
I'm so upset I'm not watching this game
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
The Dodgers are playing like an NL Central team.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 20, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions
Ouch
Worse, they got pretty rocked by the Houston Astros.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Quick- Good date movie?
Need to rent a movie and come up with some suggestions? Any suggestions from RR folk?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Or fuck it, go see 500 Days of Summer
And sit in the back row.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
oh come on
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Jul 20, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
so is ghb
it doesnt mean ill compromise my values for a swath of skirt
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
Since 'than's not here, I'll throw out "Love Actually"
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
And if you're looking for something you'd enjoy too
“Out Cold” or “Can’t Hardly Wait”. The second one isn’t a chick flick, I swear.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
No, it's not.
Oh, baby please, you are too fine to be looking so sad.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 20, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
A Clockwork Orange
If she doesn’t like it you don’t fucking need her.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 20, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
50 First Dates
Nothing screams romance like Adam Sandler
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
Nothing screams romance like a raping to 'Singin' in the Rain'
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 20, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
More so than Adam Sandler trying to gently woo an amnesiac Drew Barrymore?
I’m not sure which is more horrifying
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
You win.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 20, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I never post here
But I have to say, a-fucking-men.
by altctrlsdelete on Jul 20, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Hi, hello, and welcome
Grab a beer, and have a seat next to Madville.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Thanks
Glad to be here. (Good) Beers are well in hand. I’ll have to plan my next trip to Cincy around an RR outing.
by altctrlsdelete on Jul 20, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
What the fuck is going on here?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 20, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions
I miss it.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 20, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
best room temperature pizza the morning after ever
"I piss excellence"
by obc2 on Jul 20, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Single
Then stole second. Right after he stole your heart.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
second'd
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Was that a bunt double?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 20, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions
This has got to be the most f'ed up game so far this year
why am i not watching it?
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
because we're going to lose
we probably wont have the lead after one inning
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
holy cow
What an inning that was.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Not over yet...
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
This has tie ballgame written all over it
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
That's some soft cheese
/brie’d
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
if youre talking weeds spoilers, please dont
some of us are dvr’ing
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
Manny is really shitty.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 20, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions
Doesn't matter if it's scorched or not if it's going
where they ain’t (or to the people who can’t catch it.)
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
maybe
sometimes balls do funny things in flight. i’ll give Dickerson a bit of a break.
"I piss excellence"
he took a bad route
and looked like he lost it. That really hurt though
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
once you lose a ball in the lights
its incredibly hard to recover, unless its a lazy fly ball. shit happens.
(see BP hitting a ball that dropped in the first inning)
"I piss excellence"
Micah Owings is shitty.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 20, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions
might I agree completely?
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jul 20, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
fuck'n
embarrass’n
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jul 20, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
If we lose the rest of our games, we get Bryce Harper
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Bowden's not running the ship any more
Strasberg is getting signed.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
promise he'll sign?
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Uhhhhh ohhhhhh
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Fuck and shit
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 20, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions
Nix just missed a bloop down the LF line
a bunt double? a knuckler Dickerson misplayed.
but Manny K’s on three pitches?!?
"I piss excellence"
Micah, I'm back from the store

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
no one up yet
yeah what the heck Dusty, it’s early yet right?
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
uh herrr
“long road trip” garble garble bullshit bullshit.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jul 20, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
3rd
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jul 20, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
hmm
dickerson lf
phillips 2b
kemp cf
votto 1b
ee 3b
bruce rf
hanigan c
hairston ss
cueto
volquez
arroyo
bailey
maloney
trade Harang, Owings, weathers, rhodes….make this happen. Oh wait, I’m drunk.
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jul 20, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, since he's a CF, leadoff obviously
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
I lost my Internet connection for a couple of minutes...
are we losing yet?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
... yes, actually
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
/bestromanticcomedyever'd
…shit, wait.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
how the heck
do you double on a bunt popup?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I hate how "putting your players in a position to succeed"
means “playing the Reds.”
by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't you dare denigrate that hallowed benchmark of pitching stats
You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?
So which of those Reds teams does GG think Juan Castro made better?
Maybe he means he made the team better by getting released?
by Brian B on Jul 20, 2009 10:54 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Perhaps you didn't see his .342 batting average
by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
He lost in all
In a contest for a Fiddle de Oro.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
rec'd
/devil went down to Georgia’d
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
All of a sudden the Reds rotation is looking pretty crappy
We need Volquez back
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 20, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions
the game started an hour ago
and look at all those open Diamond Seats behind the plate
"I piss excellence"
If EV's health is anything like his bobblehead's
we’d better prepare for him to be out for a few years
You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?
I have a feeling most pitchers don't come back from arm reattachment surgery. :(
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
Is the head on yours not centered on the neck?
by Brian B on Jul 20, 2009 11:03 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Nah
Mine (Slyde’s really) is perfect. The others are a dollhouse of horrors though.
You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?
My bobblehead's head is way to the left of his neck.
I have robot insurance.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Jul 21, 2009 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions
I have a Craig Tatum bat from when he was in Chattanooga..anyone wanna make me and offer before he becomes a star ?
obc has a Royce Clayton bat
not only was he a baseball phenom, he was a movie star!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
Royce Clayton was in "The Rookie" with Dennis Quaid
Dennis Quaid was in “Breaking Away” with Daniel Stern.
Daniel Stern was in “Home Alone 2” with Joe Pesci.
Joe Pesci was in “JFK” with Kevin Bacon.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope
In the 2002 film The Rookie, Clayton is played by Jorge Sanchez in a brief appearance.
/Wikipedia’d bitch
You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?
Clayton changed his name for that day of filming to make sure he wasn't paparazzi'd
/Made up’d foo
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Blast!
I double checked on IMDB. Royce Clayton isn’t listed. Ash, you devil woman! He is no movie star!
by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
A movie where someone made an uncredited appearance!? Stop the presses!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
Hmm
He did make an appearance on “Martial Law.”
Not in “The Rookie” though.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
He was "Bomb Squad Officer"
/Professor Grif’d
by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Royce Clayton was in "Martial Law" with Kelly Hu
Kelly Hu was in “X-Men 2: Evolution” with Alan Cumming.
Alan Cumming was in “Josie and the Pussycats” with Rosario Dawson.
Rosario Dawson was in “Kids” with Chloe Sevigny.
Chloe Sevigny was in “Big Love” with Bill Paxson.
Bill Paxson was in “Apollo 13” with Kevin Bacon.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Royce Clayton was in "Martial Law" with Kelly Hu
Kelly Hu was in “X-Men 2: Evolution” with Alan Cumming.
Alan Cumming was in “Josie and the Pussycats” with Rosario Dawson.
Rosario Dawson was in “Kids” with Chloe Sevigny.
Chloe Sevigny was in “Big Love” with Bill Paxson.
Bill Paxson was in “Apollo 13” with Kevin Bacon.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
very strange game so far
is this a full moon?
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
3rd strike
not really close
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Holy shit did you see that called third strike on Micah?!
What was that all about?
by Brian B on Jul 20, 2009 10:59 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
any centerfielder from the WWII era is >Taveras
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Wow... 3 pitch at bat and T-Virus gets out...
hmmm- let’s think about that…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
tvirus
back to normal
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
It's amazing how many of T-Virus' outs are described as soft
‘grounds out softly’ ‘flies out softly’ ‘pops out softly’
‘soft lil dick’
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
i'll play your silly game
the answer is most
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
by Caleb on Jul 20, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dear Cherry,
Quit fucking bunting with two outs and a runner on.
Cordially,
BK
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
quid pro quo
how many times out of 10 does taveras make the play Kemp did in CF?
"I piss excellence"
willy doesn't even have to dive for that...
granted, he is playin shallow since he himself is up to bat..
Less than 1
I’d say it’s a 30-1 shot.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
I'm out all-
Need some sleep, got work tomorrow and I’m slightly more exhausted than Sean Casey after legging out a triple.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 20, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
And why the he'll was Votto anywhere near that play?
by Brian B on Jul 20, 2009 11:08 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
he kept BP from catching that
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
If ochocinco where Out there, the ball would be nowhere near him
Are they going to throw him the ball this year?
by Brian B on Jul 20, 2009 11:10 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I'd still say hit 'em
He wouldn’t have went yard then.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
he should hit this guy
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
That was the worst pitch I have ever seen
And he threw it to Manny Rsmirez. Brilliant.
by Brian B on Jul 20, 2009 11:12 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
but he is a winner
and fans of winning teams have a very short memory
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
it's LA
everything there is fake. They prefer enhancements of every kind
by Red_Poodle on Jul 20, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Micah is really frustrating me
las two games he’s pitched we actually started scoring and he pitches his worst games
btw Joe Torre
stepped down a few notches in my mind. I know he can’t really say much about Manny. Well I guess someone with a ton of guts could
puh-lease
I think the teams, including managers and coaches, were complicit.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I think you're right
when I heard him talking about mot knowing what was going on, I didn’t buy it. I think the coaches, managers and trainers knowwhat thes eguys had for breakfeast
Question...
if you wanted to take Micah out, and his spot came up in the order, would you ph or let him hit for himself and then replace him anyway…
Well at least we're making Jason Schmidt look like himself c. 2005
You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?
I think that's probably enough of the Laynce Nix revival
Gomes needs to play full-time
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 20, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions

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