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Game 92, Thread 2: Inning One


Ok, Chatty Cathies.  We're only in the top of the first and already we're going to threads.  Willy Taveras is standing on third after nearly hitting a home run (get bent, instant replay!).  Let's go Reds!

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People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 20, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

with the spear or without?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 20, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've been watching Freaks & Geeks

Sam has a (similar) poster of this on his door.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Greatest show ever.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 20, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Second

Batter of the game

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 20, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I still get angry every time Willy gets a hit

I need help

Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?

by nycredsfan on Jul 20, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Jason Schmidt is shitty.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 20, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

In honor of the dude we saw on our way to the seats at the game

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 20, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I really want to see that photo of him and JCH.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 20, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking of

Where is the goddamn eyewitness report

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 20, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ash still has JCH's camera

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 20, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excuses, excuses

Someone put up a damn post and the pictures can go in later.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 20, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

agree'd

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 20, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think they are trying to out wait the police

before they start true confessions

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 20, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

ash isnt returning the camera til TTC

it will be up late, late night Thursday.

he’s a got to get his drank on first.

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Jul 20, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hot Damn

Willy and Cherry combine for 15 pitches seen, a triple and double

Schmidt must really suck now

Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?

by nycredsfan on Jul 20, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Gomes would have got that

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 20, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

who had third batter in the

how-long-before-chris-welsh-gets-sanctimonious-on-manny’s-ass pool?

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 20, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm out.

I had 2-minutes into pregame.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 20, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Manny is shitty

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 20, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I love you so god damn much Jo-eh

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 20, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Jason Schmidt is really shitty.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 20, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe we tire their bullpen so much in the first game

they have to trade Kemp for Cordero straight up on Wednesday

Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?

by nycredsfan on Jul 20, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

was that a total shot or something?

Was hit really deep according to gameday, but only 1 base each?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 20, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Welp

a comedy of errors.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 20, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

votto havoc

ballgame

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Jul 20, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

HAVOC!

This game has EVERYTHING!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 20, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

You're about to be pissed you didn't see that last play

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 20, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

3-0 reds

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 20, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I’m referring to BP’s pop up that Ethier somehow didn’t catch, and then BP got thrown out at 2nd because he’s a fucktard.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 20, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm so upset I'm not watching this game

Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?

by nycredsfan on Jul 20, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quick- Good date movie?

Need to rent a movie and come up with some suggestions? Any suggestions from RR folk?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 20, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

fool's gold

awful movie, just awful
but works for a date.

by chazzilla on Jul 20, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Notebook

give it a shot, kid.

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Jul 20, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh come on

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 20, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

im not saying best

im saying effective. verrrrry effective.

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Jul 20, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

so is ghb

it doesnt mean ill compromise my values for a swath of skirt

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 20, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

boobs is wise

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Jul 20, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds mostly wise to me

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 20, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Since 'than's not here, I'll throw out "Love Actually"

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 20, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

And if you're looking for something you'd enjoy too

“Out Cold” or “Can’t Hardly Wait”. The second one isn’t a chick flick, I swear.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 20, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, it's not.

Oh, baby please, you are too fine to be looking so sad.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 20, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

bestromanticcomedyever'd

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Jul 20, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

A Clockwork Orange

If she doesn’t like it you don’t fucking need her.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 20, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

50 First Dates

Nothing screams romance like Adam Sandler

Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?

by nycredsfan on Jul 20, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha- you guys are coming through- wowza...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 20, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing screams romance like a raping to 'Singin' in the Rain'

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 20, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

More so than Adam Sandler trying to gently woo an amnesiac Drew Barrymore?

I’m not sure which is more horrifying

Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?

by nycredsfan on Jul 20, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

You win.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 20, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I never post here

But I have to say, a-fucking-men.

by altctrlsdelete on Jul 20, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hi, hello, and welcome

Grab a beer, and have a seat next to Madville.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 20, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks

Glad to be here. (Good) Beers are well in hand. I’ll have to plan my next trip to Cincy around an RR outing.

by altctrlsdelete on Jul 20, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

What the fuck is going on here?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 20, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

1969. where was I?

In a scrotum. Rack it.

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Jul 20, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

sweet.

dodger’s bullpen will have to stretch it out.
should help in the next few games.

by chazzilla on Jul 20, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

me too

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Jul 20, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I miss it.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 20, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd.

I can’t believe we’ve agreed on something concerning food.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 20, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

sneaking in for a second

did someone say Joey is lump crab lol? Tell me he hit for extra bases

by Red_Poodle on Jul 20, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Single

Then stole second. Right after he stole your heart.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

second'd

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 20, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was that a bunt double?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 20, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

This has got to be the most f'ed up game so far this year

why am i not watching it?

Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?

by nycredsfan on Jul 20, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

because we're going to lose

we probably wont have the lead after one inning

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 20, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

truth'd

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 20, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

holy cow

What an inning that was.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 20, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Not over yet...

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 20, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

This has tie ballgame written all over it

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 20, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

have faith, son

micah with the cheese.

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Jul 20, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's some soft cheese

/brie’d

Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?

by nycredsfan on Jul 20, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

premonition'd

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 20, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I'm not rapey enough for you"

awesome

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Jul 20, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

if youre talking weeds spoilers, please dont

some of us are dvr’ing

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 20, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's not a spoiler

it’s just an awesome line

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Jul 20, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

have i seen it?

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 20, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Jul 20, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

than, no.

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 20, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Manny is really shitty.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 20, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Schmidt'd

too soon?

Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?

by nycredsfan on Jul 20, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

i see what you're doing

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 20, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doesn't matter if it's scorched or not if it's going

where they ain’t (or to the people who can’t catch it.)

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 20, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

bad luck

CDick blind in RF

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Jul 20, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe

sometimes balls do funny things in flight. i’ll give Dickerson a bit of a break.

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Jul 20, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

he took a bad route

and looked like he lost it. That really hurt though

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 20, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

once you lose a ball in the lights

its incredibly hard to recover, unless its a lazy fly ball. shit happens.

(see BP hitting a ball that dropped in the first inning)

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Jul 20, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Micah Owings is shitty.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 20, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Well Hi

Might I say “fuck”?

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Jul 20, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

might I agree completely?

Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jul 20, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck me sideways

I hate the Reds

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Jul 20, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

If we lose the rest of our games, we get Bryce Harper

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 20, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's do it!

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Jul 20, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

promise he'll sign?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 20, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uhhhhh ohhhhhh

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 20, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck and shit

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 20, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

unreal

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 20, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

crappity

a lot of these hits aren’t exactly getting tattooed.

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Jul 20, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Way to be an optimist.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 20, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nix just missed a bloop down the LF line

a bunt double? a knuckler Dickerson misplayed.

but Manny K’s on three pitches?!?

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Jul 20, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Micah, I'm back from the store

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 20, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

no one up yet

yeah what the heck Dusty, it’s early yet right?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 20, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

uh herrr

“long road trip” garble garble bullshit bullshit.

Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jul 20, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

3rd

Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jul 20, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm

dickerson lf
phillips 2b
kemp cf
votto 1b
ee 3b
bruce rf
hanigan c
hairston ss

cueto
volquez
arroyo
bailey
maloney

trade Harang, Owings, weathers, rhodes….make this happen. Oh wait, I’m drunk.

Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.

by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jul 20, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, since he's a CF, leadoff obviously

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 20, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I lost my Internet connection for a couple of minutes...

are we losing yet?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 20, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

... yes, actually

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 20, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm shocked!

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 20, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are the Reds in Los Angeles?

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 20, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

how the heck

do you double on a bunt popup?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 20, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

/a half hour ago'd

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 20, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec'd

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 20, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

If BP hustles in the first

tje Reds score 7.

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Jul 20, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

at least

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 20, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

or more!

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,

by 'tHan on Jul 20, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

So which of those Reds teams does GG think Juan Castro made better?

Maybe he means he made the team better by getting released?

by Brian B on Jul 20, 2009 10:54 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

59%

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 20, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

He lost in all

In a contest for a Fiddle de Oro.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

rec'd

/devil went down to Georgia’d

Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?

by nycredsfan on Jul 20, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

the game started an hour ago

and look at all those open Diamond Seats behind the plate

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Jul 20, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

If EV's health is anything like his bobblehead's

we’d better prepare for him to be out for a few years

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Jul 20, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

Mine (Slyde’s really) is perfect. The others are a dollhouse of horrors though.

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Jul 20, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

obc has a Royce Clayton bat

not only was he a baseball phenom, he was a movie star!

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 20, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Royce Clayton was in "The Rookie" with Dennis Quaid

Dennis Quaid was in “Breaking Away” with Daniel Stern.
Daniel Stern was in “Home Alone 2” with Joe Pesci.
Joe Pesci was in “JFK” with Kevin Bacon.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope

In the 2002 film The Rookie, Clayton is played by Jorge Sanchez in a brief appearance.

/Wikipedia’d bitch

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Jul 20, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blast!

I double checked on IMDB. Royce Clayton isn’t listed. Ash, you devil woman! He is no movie star!

by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm

He did make an appearance on “Martial Law.”

Not in “The Rookie” though.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

arsenio was in that

that gives you something to work with

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jul 20, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Royce Clayton was in "Martial Law" with Kelly Hu

Kelly Hu was in “X-Men 2: Evolution” with Alan Cumming.
Alan Cumming was in “Josie and the Pussycats” with Rosario Dawson.
Rosario Dawson was in “Kids” with Chloe Sevigny.
Chloe Sevigny was in “Big Love” with Bill Paxson.
Bill Paxson was in “Apollo 13” with Kevin Bacon.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Royce Clayton was in "Martial Law" with Kelly Hu

Kelly Hu was in “X-Men 2: Evolution” with Alan Cumming.
Alan Cumming was in “Josie and the Pussycats” with Rosario Dawson.
Rosario Dawson was in “Kids” with Chloe Sevigny.
Chloe Sevigny was in “Big Love” with Bill Paxson.
Bill Paxson was in “Apollo 13” with Kevin Bacon.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 20, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

You worked for that one, huh?

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Jul 20, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

just wow

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 20, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wikipedia is misinformed.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 20, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

very strange game so far

is this a full moon?

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 20, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

3rd strike

not really close

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 20, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

meh

he should have laid out the 2nd pitch on the inside half. micah missed a meatball.

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Jul 20, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

what in the world?

this is crazy, we better score a barge load of runbs this inning

by Red_Poodle on Jul 20, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Matt Kemp> Taveras

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Jul 20, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

any centerfielder from the WWII era is >Taveras

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 20, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow... 3 pitch at bat and T-Virus gets out...

hmmm- let’s think about that…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 20, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

tvirus

back to normal

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 20, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I just saw the Phillips AB...

Ugh, ugh, ugh.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 20, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

It's amazing how many of T-Virus' outs are described as soft

‘grounds out softly’ ‘flies out softly’ ‘pops out softly’

‘soft lil dick’

Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?

by nycredsfan on Jul 20, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

i'll play your silly game

the answer is most

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 20, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Dear Cherry,

Quit fucking bunting with two outs and a runner on.

Cordially,

BK

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 20, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

quid pro quo

how many times out of 10 does taveras make the play Kemp did in CF?

"I piss excellence"

by obc2 on Jul 20, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

willy doesn't even have to dive for that...

granted, he is playin shallow since he himself is up to bat..

by Lookouts00 on Jul 20, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Less than 1

I’d say it’s a 30-1 shot.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 20, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

30 to one

seems like I’ve heard that somewhere…

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Jul 20, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

5

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 20, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

He GONE!!

Sox win…MLB package is free this week fyi…

by Lookouts00 on Jul 20, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm out all-

Need some sleep, got work tomorrow and I’m slightly more exhausted than Sean Casey after legging out a triple.

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jul 20, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Why the hell did nobody call that one?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 20, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

he kept BP from catching that

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 20, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly

I’m sure Brandon let him know he had no business out there.

by Brian B on Jul 20, 2009 11:11 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

and just as I say it

fuck this shit

You ever been to the South side of Milwaukee?

by chesirecat on Jul 20, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd still say hit 'em

He wouldn’t have went yard then.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 20, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

he should hit this guy

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 20, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, crap.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 20, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

son of a bitch

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 20, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Steroids are beating the Reds.

Steroids knowingly let back into the league, no less.

by jsl413 on Jul 20, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

That was the worst pitch I have ever seen

And he threw it to Manny Rsmirez. Brilliant.

by Brian B on Jul 20, 2009 11:12 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

but he is a winner

and fans of winning teams have a very short memory

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

by Caleb on Jul 20, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very true

Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?

by nycredsfan on Jul 20, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's LA

everything there is fake. They prefer enhancements of every kind

by Red_Poodle on Jul 20, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

stereotype'd

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 20, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's true!

even the dogs have augmentations

by Red_Poodle on Jul 20, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also very true

Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?

by nycredsfan on Jul 20, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

sigh

they’ll need to step it up this inning if they’re gonna have a chance

by chazzilla on Jul 20, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Micah is really frustrating me

las two games he’s pitched we actually started scoring and he pitches his worst games

by Red_Poodle on Jul 20, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

agreed.

he has had a 3-0, 3-0, 6-4 lead and has blown them all

by chazzilla on Jul 20, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

btw Joe Torre

stepped down a few notches in my mind. I know he can’t really say much about Manny. Well I guess someone with a ton of guts could

by Red_Poodle on Jul 20, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

puh-lease

I think the teams, including managers and coaches, were complicit.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 20, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you're right

when I heard him talking about mot knowing what was going on, I didn’t buy it. I think the coaches, managers and trainers knowwhat thes eguys had for breakfeast

by Red_Poodle on Jul 21, 2009 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Question...

if you wanted to take Micah out, and his spot came up in the order, would you ph or let him hit for himself and then replace him anyway…

by Lookouts00 on Jul 20, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

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