Game 77 Thread: Part 2
by Slyde on Jul 2, 2009 3:18 PM EDT
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Reds threatening to miss another opportunity in the 8th.
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Nix
Be a hero.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
by TheC on Jul 2, 2009 3:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe Mario
can hit for Taveras?
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by MixFMKyle on Jul 2, 2009 3:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I wanna Daynce
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jul 2, 2009 3:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
One of the members of Zack Attack is in the house
by Brendanukkah on Jul 2, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cool Cool School
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jul 2, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mads has to comment on Lopez wearing #5, no?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jul 2, 2009 3:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nix
PH for Taveras
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by MixFMKyle on Jul 2, 2009 3:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What idiot wouldn't walk Nix
to face Hairston here?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 2, 2009 3:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Damnit, Nix.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 2, 2009 3:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Willy could have done that
And it would have been more fun to hate on him.
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by TheC on Jul 2, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
son of a whore!
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 2, 2009 3:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Marty: "This game has been awful."
Indeed.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jul 2, 2009 3:21 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
yup the offense
has been a big turd
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by MixFMKyle on Jul 2, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nix
K Swinging, 3 Out.
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by MixFMKyle on Jul 2, 2009 3:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I love Marty.
“…and he strikes him out swinging. This game has been awful.”
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jul 2, 2009 3:21 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Uhh, he's at the game?
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jul 2, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How many LOB so far today?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jul 2, 2009 3:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I guess this is what happens when half of the lineup can hit
and the other can’t.
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by Gray on Jul 2, 2009 3:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
1 run on 9 hits
I want to beat the shit out of the clubhouse right now, I can only imagine what Harang thinks.
by chesirecat on Jul 2, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey-yo
can I get a game summary from you gents?…..too lazy/busy to look up all the sweet action
by jacob brumfield on Jul 2, 2009 3:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Reds get shit ton of hits, can't score
Harang pitches very well outside of one pitch to Mark Reynolds, will lose.
by chesirecat on Jul 2, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's getting absolutely ridiculous
I have no problems on him calling out the offense after this one if he wants to.
by chesirecat on Jul 2, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what do you mean this game has been awful...
Reds 3-12 with RISP
DBacks 1-4 with RSIP
doesn’t that mean we’re winning? BA w/ RISP is the most important stat there is.
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Jul 2, 2009 3:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
it means it's tied, no?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jul 2, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can I complain more about Bruce?
I’m sorry… but the game on the line and you’ve got a chance to drive in a runner from third without needing a hit – you have got to find a way. This kid has been a HUGE disappointment. The season has been long enough to say that now.
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by TheC on Jul 2, 2009 3:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe he blew that
He also did some crap base running last night
by Red_Poodle on Jul 2, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't say so last night
but I don’t think that base running was as bad as everyone makes it out to be. I don’t think it’s a given that he gets sent home anyway, and if he does I don’t think it’s a given that he scores.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jul 2, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's definitely underperforming
But I don’t know what the answer is. He’s already proved he can mash AAA pitching and I’d rather see him challenge himself up here. Maybe he needs a confidence boost though.
by ken on Jul 2, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dickerson
playing all 3 OF positions today
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 2, 2009 3:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Who is the DBacks closer?
Hairston, Votto, PH (Owings) up in the 9th.
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Jul 2, 2009 3:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hairston, Votto, BP
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jul 2, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oops - add Phillips before Owings
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Jul 2, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How long has it been since Owings last pinch hit?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 2, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it was that ninth-inning homer in May.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 2, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Makes sense
wouldn’t want to use him after that ever again
by chesirecat on Jul 2, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chad "Roxanne" Qualls.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jul 2, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Qualls
the legendary 4 out save that must be avoided at all costs
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jul 2, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Owings the only bat on the bench left
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 2, 2009 3:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's hope we need him
Or not… a two run homer by BP would work.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
by TheC on Jul 2, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why do you run out of position players
in the top of the 9th?
If you're not having fun, stop participating.
by redandblue on Jul 2, 2009 3:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Because you're a fucking idiot.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 2, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Its not redandblue's fault
Is it?
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by TheC on Jul 2, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jul 2, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Darren Baker is the son of a retard-man.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jul 2, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
OK you Phillistines
I can’t let a comment this brilliant just fall by the wayside. He posted a picture of Dusty Springfield – her hit song, “Son of a preacher man.” This comment should be greened and then some.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jul 2, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I rec'd it
Though asking for rec’s is unseemly.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 2, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Er....
Brilliant? Um…
This must be one of those things that’s a lot funnier if you’re drunk.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 3, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe we are on track to lose this thing
Harang has got to wonder about the consistent lack of run support
by Red_Poodle on Jul 2, 2009 3:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If he wonders out loud, he'll get blasted by P Doc again
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jul 2, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I thoguht that was crappy
I felt lke lashing uot at AH after he said that because he gave up so many runs to the Tribe, but he really was just speaking how it affects him psychologically in general and it wa sno real attack if you look at his words. The media likes to create controversy.
by Red_Poodle on Jul 2, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We arent out of position players
Sutton is left.
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by MixFMKyle on Jul 2, 2009 3:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Excellent work
You are the only person who remembered that – including people who are paid a lot of money today to talk about the game.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
by TheC on Jul 2, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Chad Qualls related to DJ Qualls?
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 2, 2009 3:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hairston about to join Willy in the sub .300 OBP club
by chesirecat on Jul 2, 2009 3:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Willy, Gonzalez, Rosales, and Bruce
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jul 2, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reverting to the back of his baseball card
isnt Bruce under .300 obp also?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jul 2, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOPE!
Single! Start the comeback!
by Brendanukkah on Jul 2, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HOLY CRAP A HIT
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 2, 2009 3:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy Crap, a base runner for Joey Votto
DON’T FUCKING BUNT!!
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jul 2, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jerry!
Gettin’ this bitch started right.
by manichedgehog on Jul 2, 2009 3:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Single for Hairston
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by MixFMKyle on Jul 2, 2009 3:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
OK.. now we have a shot
Two decent hitters here. Oh and don’t bunt with Votto.
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by TheC on Jul 2, 2009 3:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
JOEH!!!!!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 2, 2009 3:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
end it, Joey
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 2, 2009 3:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF was that catch?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 2, 2009 3:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
VOTTO WITH A HIT!
1st and 2nd, no out.
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by MixFMKyle on Jul 2, 2009 3:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
There is nothing Joey can't do.
Nothing.
by manichedgehog on Jul 2, 2009 3:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The world loves Joey!
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jul 2, 2009 3:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Stupid fucking baserunning.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 2, 2009 3:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
NO GIBP! NO GIBP! NO GIBP!
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jul 2, 2009 3:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
he was lucky that Felipe Lopez was involved in the play
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jul 2, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alright Phillips
Not to the second baseman.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 2, 2009 3:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BTW
gejoe has a chance to be right from last night’s game thread.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jul 2, 2009 3:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck
Well, at least we got a man on third.
by manichedgehog on Jul 2, 2009 3:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Chelipe saved us.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jul 2, 2009 3:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sutton...
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 2, 2009 3:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Tie ball game...
I guess I’ll take it.
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by Gray on Jul 2, 2009 3:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And here's Gomes's spot in the order
The pitcher is a righty though…
by Brendanukkah on Jul 2, 2009 3:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Reds have just missed today
a few drives off the wall, Phillips flying out to the deepest part of the park with the bases loaded, Votto just missing one (though it was a nice break that the LFer didn’t catch it)
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Jul 2, 2009 3:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
force out
JHJ on 3rd, Votto out at 2nd BP safe at 1st
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by MixFMKyle on Jul 2, 2009 3:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I disagree with pinch hitting Owings here
no more pinch hitters left – should’ve let Richar hit for himself (lefty vs. righty, too), then have the pitcher take Richar’s place.
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Jul 2, 2009 3:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dusty's been watching X-files reruns.
He trusts no one.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jul 2, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK... this game better not go long
We have nobody left on the bench.
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by TheC on Jul 2, 2009 3:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Now we got an empty bench
Playin’ for the tie!
by manichedgehog on Jul 2, 2009 3:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
wow talk about using players
We used 6 subs in 2 innings.
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by MixFMKyle on Jul 2, 2009 3:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
well now dusty ... let hope nobody gets injured ...
how do you use every bench player in nine innings? does he not remember 14 innings a month ago?
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Jul 2, 2009 3:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jul 2, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did the site crap out for anyone else?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 2, 2009 3:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
did for me
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by MixFMKyle on Jul 2, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep, just got back in.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 2, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yessir, just as I saw Sutton had hit one in play
Which led to me sprinting a mile to another internet cafe.
by chesirecat on Jul 2, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Coco Cordero when it's not a save situation?
This is ending badly, kids. Oh hey, a leadoff walk!
by Brendanukkah on Jul 2, 2009 3:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
this is by the book for playing extras at home
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jul 2, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's what I was thinking.
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Jul 2, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We need to fire Dusty
He needs to go so badly. There are plenty of good managers available too.
by fifawcs on Jul 2, 2009 3:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This game is killing me
we should not have only 2 runs with all those hits
by Red_Poodle on Jul 2, 2009 3:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So, um...
WTF is our lineup now?
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by Gray on Jul 2, 2009 3:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nix
Hairston
Votto
Phillips
Sutton
Pitcher
C-Dick
Hernandez
Bruce
by manichedgehog on Jul 2, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its actually not so terrible
I kind of like it better than the one we started with.
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by TheC on Jul 2, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Same here...
The ordering of the guys we have is about as bad as the starting lineup, too.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 2, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If we go down by one again
.. I don’t think we have the bats coming up to tie it. We can’t score again until we get back around to Votto.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
by TheC on Jul 2, 2009 3:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dickerson, Hernandez, Bruce?
That’s not too shabby.
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by Gray on Jul 2, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah... I forgot
It isn’t so awful.
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by TheC on Jul 2, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Felipe Lopez IBB?
That just doesn’t seem right.
by ol Pete on Jul 2, 2009 3:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Please don't walk the bases loaded.
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by Gray on Jul 2, 2009 3:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dusty probably told him to do it
to get the force at home.
by manichedgehog on Jul 2, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
can we beat the cardinals playing like this?
by Red_Poodle on Jul 2, 2009 3:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Can we beat the Dbacks playing like this?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 2, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
honestly - I don't get it
how is Cordero so good in save situations and so bad in non-save situations!
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Jul 2, 2009 3:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't know
he is not wlaking him is he???
by Red_Poodle on Jul 2, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope he hits into a DP, Upton is a tough out
by Dude Rock on Jul 2, 2009 3:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously Cordero
um, stop sucking, please.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jul 2, 2009 3:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Its a sign
Good things are about to happen.
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by TheC on Jul 2, 2009 3:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 2, 2009 3:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BRUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 2, 2009 3:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
my Bruce is longer
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jul 2, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but mine has exclamation points. Ladies enjoy that more. Proves I'm fun.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 2, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also shows more emotion
Chicks dig that too.
by ken on Jul 2, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE
FUCK YEAH!
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jul 2, 2009 3:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCEEE
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 2, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bruuuuuuce!
Wasn’t someone just arguing that Rios’ arm is better?
by Red Menace on Jul 2, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jay Bruce makes me happy
what an arm!
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Jul 2, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY BALLS
That was awesome
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jul 2, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wahwahweehwah!
Thom is psyched.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jul 2, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How long does it take teams to realize
YOU DO NOT RUN ON BRUCE
by manichedgehog on Jul 2, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He still can't hit
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by TheC on Jul 2, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
don't make me ban you
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jul 2, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You wouldn't ban a Moeller boy, would you?
Speaking of which… did you hear them say that Coach Cameron was the official scorer today?
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by TheC on Jul 2, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And this is why we don't send Bruce down
by Brendanukkah on Jul 2, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That would have been funnier
…. if his arm had come off on the throw.
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by TheC on Jul 2, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nice AD reference
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jul 2, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
outfield assist #10 on the year
tops in the NL (tied with Elijah Dukes)
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Jul 2, 2009 3:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
not e'en
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jul 2, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ha - beat THom to it!
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Jul 2, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Dukes got sent down
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jul 2, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So you're taking my side now
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by TheC on Jul 2, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's only partly cloudy. Which is better than rain!
And when I went out for lunch, it was nice enough to sit in the sun and not sweat through my shirt.
by jsl413 on Jul 2, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't say I never did nothing for you
Here’s the first DC Real Worlder. She looks pretty cute, but much closer to your age than mine. One tipster said they’d be drinking at Sign of the Whale tonight, though confirmed bars/clubs where they’ll be include The Russia House, Halo, and Town. Go out and get you some!
by Brendanukkah on Jul 2, 2009 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
JAY-Hova!
AMEN!!!!!!
Just out of a meeting, 1st play I get to hear on the radio…
Great call by Thom B.
"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"
by "Red" Moskau on Jul 2, 2009 3:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
THOM SHOULD ONLY CALL BASEBALL.
HIS FOOTBALL IS BAD.
(RALLY CAPS MAKES EVERYTHING LOOK LIKE I’M YELLING.)
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 2, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nix, Dickerson, Bruce is so much better
than any other outfield we can put on the field.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 2, 2009 3:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yup
Jay is the fucking man. I don’t care if he hits .212, he has the talent to figure that out eventually, but there isn’t a better defensive RF in the NL.
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by MixFMKyle on Jul 2, 2009 3:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's Hope
that puts a spark to the team, lets get some Fucking Runs!
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by MixFMKyle on Jul 2, 2009 3:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Clay Zavada?
Who the hell is this guy?
by manichedgehog on Jul 2, 2009 3:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He has a Hell of a
Porn Stache. Looks like Mr. Redlegs
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by MixFMKyle on Jul 2, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
he has a crazy mustache
which is fortunate because it alerted ESPN to the fact that there was an NL West.
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jul 2, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
C-Dick
Base Hit!
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by MixFMKyle on Jul 2, 2009 3:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Chris Dickerson
is eleventy bajillion times the player Willy Taveras is
by chesirecat on Jul 2, 2009 3:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BASE HIT! RALLY CAPS!!
LET’S END THIS SHIT!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 2, 2009 3:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Another leadoff single
Let’s end this shit.
by manichedgehog on Jul 2, 2009 3:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Stepped away
What did Bruce do? He throw out a guy at home on a sac fly??
by Red_Poodle on Jul 2, 2009 3:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
flippin' awesome
Well he bought himself a longer stay up in the majors even fter all that stupid crap
by Red_Poodle on Jul 2, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bruce will be like my first girlfriend
never going down
by jacob brumfield on Jul 2, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ATTEMPTED sac fly, Poodle!
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jul 2, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, yes
still uber awesome, nothign feels as good as throwin out someone at home
by Red_Poodle on Jul 2, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now just stop right there!
I gotta know right know, will you love me forever?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 2, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You got it
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
by TheC on Jul 2, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
3-0 count...
and still bunting. But your evil plan was foiled Dusty, ha!
by chesirecat on Jul 2, 2009 3:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Walk to Ramon
1st and 2nd, no Outs! Jay Up
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by MixFMKyle on Jul 2, 2009 3:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Two on, no outs
For the love of fuck, score!
by Brendanukkah on Jul 2, 2009 3:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
OK Jay
Shut marty (and me) up!
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
by TheC on Jul 2, 2009 3:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
GOOD JOB RAY-MOAN!!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 2, 2009 3:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
2 runs on 12 hits
Something’s gotta give here brothers
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 2, 2009 3:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
GREAT BUNT JAY BRUCE!!!!
BASES LOADED
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 2, 2009 3:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay, that was a nice bunt.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 2, 2009 3:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Base HIT!
BASES LOADED!
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by MixFMKyle on Jul 2, 2009 3:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jay Bruce with a bunt single!
Suck it, MartyThom!
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jul 2, 2009 3:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BRUUUUUUUUUUCE
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 2, 2009 3:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jay Bruce bunting?!!?!?!?!
BFFFFFFFFFAHAHAHAHA!
by manichedgehog on Jul 2, 2009 3:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Cordero pitching stats outside of save situations:
Non-save situations: 14 appearances, 14 IP, 4 runs, 3 ER – 1.92 ERA, 1.29 WHIP.
Save situations: 20 appearances, 20 IP, 4 runs, 4 ER, 1.80 ERA, 0.95 WHIP.
All-star-like performance all around!
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Jul 2, 2009 3:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ok, so I was working on that for a little while while some fun stuff was happening...
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Jul 2, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i wish rosales was batting here
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jul 2, 2009 3:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And no Willy!!
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
by TheC on Jul 2, 2009 3:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Out number one was fast and fruitless
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jul 2, 2009 4:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nix lives his life a quarter melon at a time
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jul 2, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh come on
That was too fast, Laynce.
by manichedgehog on Jul 2, 2009 4:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
AAARGGGHHHHH!!!!!
Are they allergic to runs?
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
by TheC on Jul 2, 2009 4:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
except the rookie
plated a run in his first career AB. Just a reminder.
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Jul 2, 2009 4:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Good thing we don't have Hanigan to fuck things up here.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 2, 2009 4:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
No double play...
at least let Votto bat!
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jul 2, 2009 4:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Can anybody draw a walk?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 2, 2009 4:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't even swing at a pitch Jerry
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
by TheC on Jul 2, 2009 4:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, I'll take a walk-off walk
Anyway we can get it
by manichedgehog on Jul 2, 2009 4:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Still bases loaded, guys. Easy.
Hairston needs to pick a location and a speed and lock in. BB > K > GIDP
by jsl413 on Jul 2, 2009 4:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WALK OFF HBP
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 2, 2009 4:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
NO, I'M JUST SAYING I'D TAKE IT AT THIS TIME.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 2, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sigh.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 2, 2009 4:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
SHIT FUCK, CHERRY!!! YOU PENIS!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 2, 2009 4:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING WITH ME
END THIS SHIT, JOEY
by manichedgehog on Jul 2, 2009 4:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
GAAHHHHHHHHHH
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 2, 2009 4:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This team is SOOOOO bad
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
by TheC on Jul 2, 2009 4:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
JO-EY....JO-EY...JO-EY
say it with me!
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jul 2, 2009 4:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
JO-EH!!!!!!!!!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 2, 2009 4:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
JOEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
WINNNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 2, 2009 4:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
VOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WINNNNNNNNNN YES YES TYES
by chesirecat on Jul 2, 2009 4:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
VOTTO IS MY HERO!!
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Jul 2, 2009 4:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY CRAP THEY WON!
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 2, 2009 4:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I want to hump Joey Votto
there, I said it.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jul 2, 2009 4:04 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Thank god for Joey
He is the ONLY major league baseball player on this team.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
by TheC on Jul 2, 2009 4:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's not get carried away
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 2, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
4-HIT GAME FOR JO-EH AND THE GAME WINNER!!!!!!!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 2, 2009 4:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
YES INDEED, IT'S ALWAYS UP TO JOEY VOTTO.
-Thom
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jul 2, 2009 4:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Run away Joey!
they’re going to try to beat you over the head!
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Jul 2, 2009 4:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Quick, it's the guy that made us score runs!
Get him!
by manichedgehog on Jul 2, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
rec'd because we won.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jul 2, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that'll teach you
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Jul 2, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joey's like
Shit, I wanna go home. This Arizona thing is too far south.
by jsl413 on Jul 2, 2009 4:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
In Cincinnati?
I’ve never been to Canada, but…
by manichedgehog on Jul 2, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ever been to Cuba?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jul 2, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm in DC. Everything is an away game.
I’m so disoriented!
by jsl413 on Jul 2, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HOLY CANADAIANS BATMAN
Joey Votto is unbelievable, flippion’ unbelievable
by Red_Poodle on Jul 2, 2009 4:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Votto is 3-for-3 with the bases loaded this season
by manichedgehog on Jul 2, 2009 4:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
only 3 AB's with the bases loaded this season?
that’s an indictment on how bad the top of the lineup is. Hairston had 2 bases loaded AB’s in this game!
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Jul 2, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It really says it all, doesn't it?
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
by TheC on Jul 2, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So who's better...
Cards sans Pooj, or Reds sans Vottobahn?
Or, should I say “who’s worse?”
Set the gearshift to the high gear of your soul.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jul 2, 2009 4:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That's a shit sandwich either way
But St. Louis doesn’t have the sinkholes we do.
by ken on Jul 2, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
great game by Votto, Hanigan, Dickerson, Harang, and the Reds Bullpen
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Jul 2, 2009 4:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
No points for Cordero
The 10th was all Jay
by manichedgehog on Jul 2, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Votto rules mega ass
Is some lamebrain going to accuse him of not being a clutch “RBI man”? Because he bats behind Taveras and Hairston?
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 2, 2009 4:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Imagine how much better this team would be
If it went Dickerson-Hanigan-Votto-Phillips.
I’d imagine we’d score at least half a run per game more on average. And it wouldn’t fuck with Dusty’s left-right-left-right love affair.
by manichedgehog on Jul 2, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can't bat a catcher second
Don’t you know anything about baseball?
(jk)
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
by TheC on Jul 2, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs