Game 88 Thread: Part 2
I tuned in just in time to see Homer give up his 4th run and Masset to give up Homer's 5th, 6th, and 7th run as well. Baseball's back!!!
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First!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
3 more posters, and we'll be the REDS!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jul 16, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This should be a familiar storyline for the rest of this year
Votto furnishes the only offense
Pitching staff mismanaged
Reds lose
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 16, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions
We really needed a flyout there
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 16, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck you Rosales
First-pitch swinging?
I guess that’s the beauty of having no bench and no lefties available to PH.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 16, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions
'than, I like that picture, but it was over the size limit
for shame!
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
90-bazzilion times better than that ogre Charlize Theron
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 16, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
You guys can both go away
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 16, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Charlize Theron was hot for, like, three episodes of Arrested Development.
That’s it.
She is not attractive.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 16, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Wrong.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 16, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
She looks like Taylor Swift fucked Avril Lavigne.
That ain’t hot.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 16, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I'm sure of you set up that exact event
it wouldn’t shut down the North American electrical grid or anything…
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jul 16, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, I'd watch.
But I’d also watch a donkey show or pegging or midget sex etc.
I’m a degenerate like that.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 16, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll disagree with you there.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 16, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
well, you manage to watch big ten football
so I guess those things must be some relief to you
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jul 16, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Nope more like morbid curiousity
kind of like Lane Kiffin
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 16, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I've missed this, lol
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Wait, how?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
How are those girls not hot or how does she look like those two combined?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 16, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
How are those girls not hot
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Taylor Swift is, perhaps, cute.
But she ain’t hot. She’s bone-thin, has no curves and has a mousey nose/slight overbite.
Avril Lavigne is just plain awful. Nothing about her is attractive. Way too much makeup is used to hide that awful nose, lack of lips and dull eyes.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 16, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
With you on Swift
Completely disagree on Avril, although I realize I’m probably in the minority. The crazy probably trumps everything you mentioned, which is fine with me.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
You know, I used to like you
No longer. You sir, are a damned fool.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Yeah, I ain't gay, but I'd go for Charlize ANY DAY over Scarlett.
And i’m not saying that just ‘cause I’m drunk.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
I'm with ya dude, CT is hawt
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
You're no prize yourself, ya know
You ugly bitch.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Scarlett Johansson is way hotter than Charlize Theron.
WAY. HOTTER.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 16, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Currently or in their prime?
Because I think what you’re saying is akin to saying Tim Lincecum is better than Bob Gibson.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
No. I'm saying. Period.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 16, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
your retarded
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
No.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 16, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd do ya
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
boom, pregnant
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
I heard it's twins.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 16, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
How about a date? Maybe this Saturday? I was thi8nking we could catch a ballgame and I could do naughty things to you at the ballpark.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Stop it, that's just wrong
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
For JCH, yes it does.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 16, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
in the words of the great weird al yankovic
she make charlize theron look like big fat slobberin’ pig
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
that is one stat
Men never understand.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Did you know bra’s come in different sizes? You’ve got your A, B, C, and your D! The D is the biggest! Did you know that?
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
there's more sizes than that
Drew Stubbs and I have something in common. We’re both in AAA. ;-)
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Nice.
I was just quoting Frank for ya.
He was the inventor of the Manssiere ya know
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
They are apparently
Photo here.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
That sounds like something Madville and Todd Frazier have in common
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
or something Josh Feilhauer and Justin's academic career have in common
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jul 16, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn, Bubba.
Getting risque up in this bitch.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 16, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
closer
I would guess 34C, though.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Are we talking Theron or Scarlet?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 16, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
whoever the half-dressed Packer fan is
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
That would be Scarlett
The you win mam … According to davezdyrko.com her measurements are
36C-23-35
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 16, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
He was talking about "the ron" I think
by Brian B on Jul 16, 2009 10:42 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
What the hell is going on?
Are the Reds out of alignment a lot or are the Brewers just lucky? Lot of groundballs finding holes. Seems like bad luck for the Reds.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 16, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions
Any chance Dusty notices that with the Brewers
if they don’t perform, they either get replaced (Hill) or lowered in the lineup (Hardy)?
Reds fan for 40 years!
Yea I guess I'm not sure I understand Kendall there
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 16, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
he was really bad early
but his OBP over the last couple months is high. He also takes a lot of pitches.
Did you mean to post this on Brew Crew Ball?
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 16, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
really?
you seem so ecumenical over here
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jul 16, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
quick ban-hammer over at BCB?
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jul 16, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
not really
I have opinions contrary to some of the ban-hammer wielders and I got taunted by one of the pets/trolls into using bad language.
fuck that
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jul 16, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
The reds already traded for Corky Miller
What more does Phillips want?
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
Hairston doin' alright
Best super-sub you could hope for.
I really hate how our storied franchise – heirs to the first professional baseball club in history – is one of the most clueless in the league.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 16, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions
He's so valuable!
Give him another extension!
by Brian B on Jul 16, 2009 9:54 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
back from my softball game
Split lip and all.
9-3? Didn’t we see enough of this in the first half?
by Brian B on Jul 16, 2009 9:53 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Split lip in softball? Explain yourself sir.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
I was playing LF and collided with the CFer on a fly ball to short leftcenter
No one called it of course. I was going for the dive and saw he was pulling up to play it on the bounce. Then I realized I wasn’t going to get it either so I pulled up and turned right into his forearm at full speed.
It bled a lot very quickly but then abruptly stopped. Swollen up pretty good right now.
by Brian B on Jul 16, 2009 10:57 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Things could be getting worse
The sucky offense has been going on all year. But it seems like the bullpen may be starting to crack now too. This season may get a whole lot more frustrating.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
Not 7ER bad
but he allowed 11 baserunners in 5.1 IP.
If he had his control, those 4 BBs might have been Ks or groundball outs. Then we could lose 4-3.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 16, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Should we be thinking about linking up with Who-dey Revolution
to start a pan-Cincinnati sports movement? I’m with Slyde in the opinion that when a decade of losing turns and there’s no indication of competitive baseball, it’s time to turn off and tune out. Might be more fun to start an embittered boycott though.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 16, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions
If we're out of it in July next year, I'm on board
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 16, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Mark your calendars
Synchronize your watches.
I’m very, very sick of poor stewardship of a 120+ yr old franchise that has $30M more in payroll than the two-time world champion Florida Marlins.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 16, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Why don't we just give David Weathera credit for Roenicke's K right there
by Brian B on Jul 16, 2009 9:58 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I don't know why I'm shocked Everytime Weah says something douchebaggery like this.
Can we pin the 7ER on weathers today too, Chris?
by Brian B on Jul 16, 2009 10:00 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Have to credit Votto's HR to Pujols while you're at it
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 16, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
And we all know who we need to credit for Pujols
why, hose handsome gents and lovely ladies at the Ridgeview Meadow Retirement Community over near Blue Ash, of course
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jul 16, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU THOM!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 16, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
But props to him for finding someone hotter than Charlize Theron

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 16, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
where is she?
trapped in the canyon below that stegosaurus?
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jul 16, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
This woman looks deformed
No one with a normal sized dick need that much cleavage.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
There's a baseball game on
EDWIN!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Ed-WIN
If he’s our eight hitter, the rest of our lineup must be amazing
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 16, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions
B*tchT*ts coming in
This could get interesting, folks
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
He certainly does
He’s at least a C cup, right?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Chan claims Marisa Miller is hot, but in this picture she's kinda ugly...

Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
And airbrushed like crazy.
No ones navel does that.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 16, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
stetched to the point of absurdity?
I think Canada’s does
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jul 16, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
You need get out more, kid
Or maybe the opposite.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
I came back in to see what you all thought of Edwin's home run
I guess a couple of people are still interested in the game at least…
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Edwin's homer was hotter than Charlize Theron.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 16, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
mlb.tv quit on me
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jul 16, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
There's a game going on?
I thought this was the hot chick thread.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
That's why Braden Looper's at the top
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
It's both

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 16, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
No, but I think the went out.
Ms. Milano lovers her some MLB players.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 16, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Only Willy Taveras can hit a rally killer that doesn't leave the infield
Sigh.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Hey, man
He does his job and gets on base once every two games.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 16, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
3 run differential could mean Hoffman in the 9th
I hate to say it but i’d rather see cup ’o joe pitch it
I don't blame you
Coffey’s been good since he got away from Dick Pole. Add another to the list….
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
This team swings at fucking everything
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 16, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions
It's been that way since Boone
Only insolent selfish overpaid losers like Griffey and Dunn ignored the swing sign from the bench.
by Brian B on Jul 16, 2009 10:50 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
We lost, if anyone still cares
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
back from teh game
man another tough one. I am getting so tired of this! Voitto’s homerun was great, in any case. We were sitting near the dugout so it was cool to shower him with praise lol. You will all be happy to know that I repeatedly booed Prince Fielder, cheered Homer and really screamed out the third base ump for saying Votto went on that swing.
Now I need alcohol and advil lol.
Near the dugout?
Were you close enough to hear the wheels in Dusty’s skull slowly grinding around?
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
not quite
I was close enouh to see some tooth pick crunching. Not sure if actual thinking was occurring.
After the fact, I feel a little bad about some of the comments that issued form my section, such as “let’s try for 23” and so forth during that insane Brewers’ sixth inning was it?. Btw, speaking of Dusty, Homer looked so angry when he got the boot. He gets pretty worked up.
"The aptly named Homer Bailey"
Those SNY guys are so funny.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
When's the last time a Reds team strung together a winning streak
of any length? Like 5 or more games? Doesn’t seem terribly likely to happen this year.
If Hairston, Phillips and Votto are all hitting at the same time and Gomes is facing a lefty, we’ve got a shot. Better said, it’s back to our rightful place in the the lower third of the NL Central.
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 16, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions
Juust going to say right now
We will play amazingly well tomorrow, Bronson will shutoout the Brewers for at least 7 innings and Votto, EE and whoever is in right will have multiple RBI games. I;m trying teh new think positive thing. We’ll see how I feel in teh morning lol. Night all.
Gosh darn it I missed the entire game
^ runs and we lose – Wow
Homer a little shaky tonight I guess
Masset worse…
The best part of thread was all the ugly girl pics you all put up.
I’m glad I put mine in the first thread.
Well the Pitching is falling into a slump…Fire DickPole NOW
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
yeah whats the deal with teh pitching?
the last two games we’ve scored 7 and 6 runs. Back in June we would have been winning easily with that!
Pole is behind paying the pitching witch.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

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