All Star Game Thread: This Time it...something
by Slyde on Jul 14, 2009 5:33 PM EDT
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Roy Halladay becomes the 2nd Blue Jays pitcher to start an All Star game after Dave Steib did it in back to back years in 1983 and 1984. Tim Lincecum is the first Giants starting pitcher to get the nod since Jason Schmidt in 2003. Can anyone name the last Reds starter to start an All Star game?
Lineups for tonight's titanic struggle:
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Nine-teen Nine-ty!
clap
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Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 14, 2009 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions
who was the last one before that?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jul 14, 2009 6:02 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Jim O'Toole
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Soto in the early-mid 80's?
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Soto started and lost the 83 game played in Comiskey Park
Bench was also on the roster and went 0 for 1 as a pinch hitter
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Comiskey Park got it's All-Star Game in 1983?
Man, GABP is in for a long wait.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions
that was old comiskey
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Sort of what I was driving at
Hyperbole!
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I swear to god, everybody constantly uses hyperbole these days....
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Hyperbole is the greatest thing in the world!
You must be Hitler.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Sonofa.....
’tHan, did you play 2B here in 2006?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
I don't get it
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Why did some of those names in the lineups
Not linkify?
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Lincecum and Halladay linkified earlier in the story
Not sure why Braun didn’t, but I think he’s playing RF anyway because Ibanez is hurt.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions
there are two ryan brauns
So it doesn’t autolink him. Same thing happens with Alex Gonzalez.
Lineups are different all over the web so this is probably wrong too.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jul 14, 2009 6:01 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
And Ramon Ramirez
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 14, 2009 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions
the other white meat
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jul 14, 2009 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions
The Milwaukee Braun can't be pork
Or shellfish.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions
that's what my ex-girlfriend's jewish mother called me
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jul 14, 2009 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions
the other white meat"
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jul 14, 2009 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh
I thought she called you the Milwaukee Brawn. Which would be strange, but kinda cool.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh
I thought she called him shellfish. Which would explain the ex.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
the ex part did have to do with something smelling fishy
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jul 14, 2009 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions
i was given to understand that the "other white meat"
as a designation for non-Jewish men was something of a well-known shibboleth.
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jul 14, 2009 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions
It's well-known.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 14, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This time it ????
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 14, 2009 6:11 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
OMG
Someone cloned Adam Rosales.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 14, 2009 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
As usual, totally unrelated...
but everyone should see the work of genius in this youtube channel. My current favorite is #5.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Without looking, I wanna say Jack Armstrong in 1990.
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
I don't car about the All star game
All Star Joke I call it…popularity contest, ballot stuffing and the like.
I believe thaqt Sid-Nancy, Slyde and Red_Poodle should be in charge of figuring who the real all stars are and then I’d watch.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Fine, but where do I play?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
I appreciate the vote of confidence Mads
You will probably be dissappointed to hear, though, that Adam “Pete” Rosales would definitely be out there if I were in charge lol ;)
I agree about the pointlesness of it. I miss even garabge Reds baseball when this stuff is on.
Yeah, I can't wait to see the final out at 12:14 AM
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
hopefully it is done before Harry Potter starts!!
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Because Fox scheduled an hour and half American Idol episode where all the contestants will be singing their own 8 minute renditions of God Bless America on the field before the game.
by Brian B on Jul 14, 2009 7:27 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Worst of all, the St. Louis fans are delighted and might actually pay attention to what's going on down on the field.
by Brian B on Jul 14, 2009 7:29 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Best baseball fans on the planet!
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 14, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm stuck at work late tonight.
Fucking law sucks. Teb7, don’t take the bar. Oh wait, you didn’t read that because you’re too busy studying for the bar. Man your life is going to suck soon too. Oh, wait, you won’t get a job for several years because no one’s hiring new grads. Lucky you. Travel. Defer loan repayment. Work for a public instituion and get loan forgiveness. And then, after you’ve justified your degree to yourself and love ones, get the fuck out of there.
Enjoy the game everyone.
by Brian B on Jul 14, 2009 7:23 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
go become a public defender..
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Serious question
Why do people with law degrees hate it so much? You spend a shit tonne of money and time to get what I considerable a pretty impressive degree, yet most people I know that have one seem miserable. I don’t get it?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
But the billable hour really sucks
Accounting for every day in six-minute increments is drudgery and fosters inefficient practices.
based on the folks I am around every day
It isn’t what they thought it would be when they got into.
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Lawyers
Most of us have good intentions in deciding to practice law. We don’t find out until later that the other lawyers we have to deal with all day long are criminals with the same degree we have. Seriously, they feel like being licensed to pratice law gives them the license to lie and cheat. And judges are the biggest culprits, IMO. It really wears on you.
Caveat: I practice in an extremely contentious jurisdiction and in civil (as opposed to criminal)
matters.
I was going to elaborate more, but I really don’t want to be in the office for longer than I have to.
by Brian B on Jul 14, 2009 8:04 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
civil lawyers suck lol
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
my sister likes it
More than she liked academia, anyway.
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I don't think this was mentioned in the Reposter...
but Doug Glanville has another column in today’s NYT. This one is about anxiety, so he obviously mentions Joey.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 14, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I note you didn't invite me over to share
Selfish.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
There's a great joke here that I won't use
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Do you want your Skyline or not?
You’ll pay what we say and like it!
/Apple’d
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 14, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
How the hell does an orgy with seven and a half people work?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
All the dwarves and an unconscious Snow White?
(That’s rapist!)
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
WHERE THE HELL IS MY PIZZA?????
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
next door
go mow the lawn shirtless and those two ladies will let you eat all you want.
"I piss excellence"
Funny you should say that
They were gone when I got home so I took the opportunity to mow the lawn. Shirtless of course.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Now that pisses me off...
Stupid St. Louis fans… seriously? Lily is on YOUR team tonight! You don’t boo a guy at the All-Star Game. Have some damn tact.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
why did they boo him?
is it just becausehe is on the Cubs, or did he hit a game runing grandslam off of them?
For Mads
I’m still skeptical that Jason Bartlett is in the All-Star Game, even though I voted for him numerous times.
And Dempster last year
I am apoplectic!
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll admit to her catching my eye during American Gladiators
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
She's Headlining the next Strikeforce Event
August 15th live on Showtime!
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I'll buy something to watch it in at mmawarehouse.com
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
she should really do like a lot of the male fighters
and get a sponsorship with condomdepot.com
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I kind of like this feature on mlb.com
that lets you watch any of the feeds without announcer noise.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
If the Reds had Bob Gibson
they would pitch inside at least once every five days
www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com
What is that they keep playing as background music?
Do they have their own theme song or something?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Judy Garland maybe?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
It sounds kinda
like the theme from Jurassic Park to me, and I think they played it last year, too.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Goose Island Summertime here
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 14, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
damn. too rich for my blood.
you’re going to have to go domestic macrobrew someday, son.
wait. you’re not divorced with kids. carry on!
"I piss excellence"
It was on sale
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 14, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Miller Chill? Really?
That stuff just has to taste like the sweat from a baboon’s ass.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
yeah
i bought it to give to my mother for watching the kids today. i usually pick up a random six pack from time to time to give to her. she actually said “i just bought some of that”.
"I piss excellence"
That's code for
“i’m not drinking that shit”
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
oooh .. do i watch from homeplate or centerfield?
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
I dislike the announcing already...
I bet Lincecum refuses to be intimidated too huh?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
I think it should be Dance Hall Crashers
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Saw 'em live at The Big Melee, circa 1996
They were great.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Note to Joe Buck
When a ball curves and comes in at 82 mph, it’s not a fastball.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
could be worse ... could be thom ... is mccarver in the booth?
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
Yeah he is
Given the choice, I’d listen to tHom call a 100-inning beer league softball game over this crap. And I don’t even like tHom.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 14, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Brantley's play-by-play is easily the worst I've ever seen, even after a year and a half of practice.
I could pull an immigrant off the street with no knowledge of baseball and they would do a better job than Brantley.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 14, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
well there goes the no hitter
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
The fans living and dying with every pitch... Shuttup Joe
In case you couldn’t tell, he’s got a heavy St. Louis bias…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
no, Rosales has a cannon!
I’m jumping on to the Rosie bandwgon because it makes the frutsrating last road trip less depressing
didn't get to see that... It would have made my day though.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Wooooooo hoo
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
What's the singular of "Red Sox"?
Red Sock?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 14, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
So "Sox" is like Magic, Heat, and Wild?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 14, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Dickwad?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Like the Mess?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Look at Teixeria... Fielding the ball the right way...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Hank Blalock is awesome!
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
dude, no it isn't
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 14, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Giving my mother help desk support over the phone is like guiding Helen Keller through a minefield via charades
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
I kid you not, I'm trying to walk her through attaching an mp3 to an email
And she’s giving me fucking tourrettes.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
You're not helping.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
So go over to her house
Or take over her computer remotely, in that spooky way you tech support types do.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I once had an experience where mine's password wouldn't work
or something like that. She was typing the “el” key, the letter, rather than the 1 key because that’s what she did when she types. She didn’t mention that for about 45 minutes.
Oh, I'm with you
Right now I’m getting a story about how she almost got scammed on Craigslist. Because that has EVERYTHING to do with the current problem.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Did a wealthy englishmen wish very much to buy her item for his daughter in africa on safari at university?
He will pay 200 more than asking price so as to cover shipping and your troubles. Please respond kindly as he really wish to your item.
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
Pretty much
I love the woman, I’d lay down in traffic for her. But she’s testin’ mah gangsta right now.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
hah
That was actually pretty common in the older generation. In fact, old manual typewriters often didn’t have 1’s. You were expected to use the lower case L instead.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Fox sucks
Gawd, I hate their stupid interviews during the game. Even if it’s not a real game.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
ESPN knows how to do it
They were interviewing President Bush after he threw out the first pitch at the new Nationals Park. While he was talking, Chipper Jones hit a home run, so Bush ended up calling the first home run ever at the stadium.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Obama asking them about why the NL can't win has been the best question so far...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Wow...
Joe Buck is an attention whore… way to let Obama make the call- what a loser.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
yup, error on Hamilton
They usually do make that one an error on the OFer, no matter how good the throw is.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I don't get that
Braun got one for an amazing throw. The catcher didn’t handle it so error on Braun?
Didn't see the Braun error
But I think the reason Hamilton got one was that the runner was in the way. That always seems to result in an error on the OFer.
One of Bubba’s two errors came on a play like that. He caught the ball in deep right center, and threw it to 3B. It was an amazing throw. Perfect, really. Except Big Papi was sliding into third. A-Rod shied away (understandably) and the ball got past him. Error on Bubba.
The Yankees announcers thought it was a terrific throw, and didn’t think it should have been an error. But IME, it usually is.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Honestly he probably had to go... Secret Service had orders to bust in there within a few minutes...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
AL is about to dominate... Franklin against All-Stars... ha
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
awfully early for a closer ... even in the all-star game
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
In honor of Tony LaRussa
they’re using one pitcher per inning
by ol Pete on Jul 14, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Seems to be a running theme tonight
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 14, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
How can you speak despairingly about the company that brought you Life on a Stick?
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I was just thinking about that show yesterday
Honestly, it was pretty decent.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
mlb network just needs to take the game away from fox ...
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
Josh Hancock scared him straight
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
never too soon
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
i'll face your son
beat, easy.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Joe buck says no lefty has worked better for the White Sox from 2001 to this year
i doubt he had much competition in that particular race
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I hope Coco gets to pitch
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Asian players have done a pretty good job of adjusting to it.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
"It's very difficult to pick Dan Haren up"
McCarver would know… He’s tried it before.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
The edge pizza is the dumbest idea ever
it eliminates the crust, which is the best part of a pizza.
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Why have I never been there again?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
what are you whining about?
You don’t even like pizza!
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Charlie Hough was from HI?
never would have guessed that. You could have spotted me 45 states….
"I piss excellence"
Jeter cried
about that Chris Webber timeout thing?
Jeter was 19 at the time.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Hail!
to the Victors valiant
Hail to the conquering heros
Hail! Hail! To Michigan
The leaders and best …
Hail to the Victors valiant
Hail to the conquering heros
Hail! Hail! To Michigan
The Champions of the west!
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
That's a funny fight song for Rice
I know you have connections to like 37 states, but I think I missed the Michigan one.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
My sister
got her PhD from Michigan.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Nah, I'm kinda looking forward to it
Then again, I’ve never been to Louisville before.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
are you going to a Bats game?
Give Darnell our love.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
First I'll go to the Louisville Slugger factory
Then I’ll give him the ol’ Alex Gonzalez special to the knee.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Yup
We have an exhibition at the Louisville Science Center, and we’re bringing in people from the next four venues to train them. Hence why I’ll be in town for the big RR Outing at GABP on Saturday!
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
You mean this shit pile?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 15, 2009 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
How many batteries does it take to beat Michigan?
1-AA.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2009 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions
How many Ohio State football players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only 1 but he gets 3 credits and a $1000 for doing it.
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How do you get a Michigan cheerleader into an elevator?
Grease her hips and throw in a Twinkie.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 15, 2009 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I like that Mike Hart has to stand on a stool to reach the lightbulb
by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2009 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions
He also bitches about having to do it.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 15, 2009 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Why do University of Michigan fans keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
So they can park in handicap spaces.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 16, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Two third graders were standing next to each other. One was a Ohio State fan and the other was a Michigan fan. Which one was bigger?
The Ohio state fan. He was 18.
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Did you hear about the fire in University of Michigan's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
The real tragedy was that 15 hadn’t been colored yet.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 16, 2009 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions
What do Ohio State and pot have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls!
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How do you make University of Michigan cookies?
Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 16, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Two Ohio State Football Players were walking in the forest one day. They saw a set of tracks and started arguing over what kind of tracks they were. The first Buckeye player said, “I think they’re deer tracks!” The second buckeye player said, “I think they’re dog tracks!” Then the train hit them.
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
Two University of Michigan fans were walking down the street
when they came upon a dog lying on the sidewalk licking and cleaning his groin like dogs do. The first University of Michigan fan says to the second, “Boy, I wish I could do that.” The second University of Michigan fan replies, “Yeah, me too. But I wouldn’t try it.” The first University of Michigan fan asks, “Why not?” The second University of Michigan fan replies, “Because I’m afraid the dog might bite me.”
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 16, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions
This girl has a spraypainted Van Halen leather jacket!
ZOMG! Wants it!
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Freaks and Geeks
has the crazy hot girl that played amy in true blood
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
Also the crazy hot girl that played Karen in The Office
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Whoa
Apparently Shia LaBoeuf was in this episode. And on my Death Pool list, coincidentally.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I think this is my next TV series rental
after I finish Six Feet Under
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They're neck and neck in my book
I’m slightly going with Freaks and Geeks, but I haven’t watched Undeclared in a while. Maybe that’ll happen this week.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
that's what happens
whichever one i’ve watched most recently is the one I like better
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
After rewatching the pilot
I can’t believe I didn’t notice before that Wolowitz from BBT and Jenna Fischer made cameos in this.
However, Karen in F&G > Pam in Undeclared.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 15, 2009 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Greatest television show in the history of everything.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 15, 2009 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Have you seen Undeclared?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 15, 2009 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes.
I still prefer Freaks and Geeks. Undeclared is good, but Freaks and Geeks, in my opinion, is better. I like them both, but F&G is the tits.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 15, 2009 2:46 AM EDT up reply actions
anyone else think
that CoCo is going to somehow lose this game?
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so what's the deal with this twitter that all the young kids are goin' crazy about?
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
oh no...i don't know about that technology stuff
when i was growing up we were told we’d go blind if we twittered
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
when are they going to get us one of those blueberries for our twitters?
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'm going to rec only this comment, but consider it a rec for the entire series
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
I still think they need to go with my proposal.
Why not allow managers to substitute position players in and out at will? Sure, that’s not the rule during the season, but regular games have no pressure to get everyone in, either.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
why can't you pitch like that for our team ...
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
that's anti-american!
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Jul 14, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
We have so many better patriotic songs
that it’s just baffling to me that people pick that one.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
damn sara still looks good ... probably better than she ever has
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
is that g. love singing the pepsi ad?
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
This one could go fifteen innings
but only last three hours.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
went to go watch big brother and was surprised to see it already in the 6th
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Jul 14, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Where was he going with that narration about Werth?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
NO! SHUT UP ABOUT FOOTBALL
fantasy or otherwise.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
bout time for the tigers to be practicing over on the stadium blvd practice field isn't it?
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Jul 14, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
that it is... I haven't seen them out there yet though-
I drive by on the way to work each morning- working out at research park for the summer. (just north of the nuclear reactor)
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
played many a softball game there
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Jul 14, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
thats how you back up a funky wall bounce
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
better than he does for us
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Jul 14, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
stick with the handlebar youk
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
common! poor wakefield doesnt get to pitch? that sucks!
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
Is there some practical reason behind it
like Wakefield’s starting in two days? I wouldn’t think so, since he’s the #4 or something..
In the early days of the device they were made of straw, sheepskin and granite... I've seen pictures of the one Babe Ruth used and while it's a step up from the devices that Ben Franklin and, say, Billy the Kid used it's still positively barbaric. And the gromits, if you can call them that, were made of corn husks. -Judge Montgomery Davies
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 14, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I assumed it was because
Wakefield could pitch for ten innings if needed.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Oh, that's right
I guess rest doesn’t really matter for him. No catcher explanation makes sense, but I guess Maddon also wants ironically to win home field advantage for the BoSox.
In the early days of the device they were made of straw, sheepskin and granite... I've seen pictures of the one Babe Ruth used and while it's a step up from the devices that Ben Franklin and, say, Billy the Kid used it's still positively barbaric. And the gromits, if you can call them that, were made of corn husks. -Judge Montgomery Davies
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 14, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
ken tremendous twitterd
“if Maddon had any guts, he’d send Wakefield in to close instead of Rivera”
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Hey it's the cast of Ken Burn's baseball
In the early days of the device they were made of straw, sheepskin and granite... I've seen pictures of the one Babe Ruth used and while it's a step up from the devices that Ben Franklin and, say, Billy the Kid used it's still positively barbaric. And the gromits, if you can call them that, were made of corn husks. -Judge Montgomery Davies
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 14, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions
Phail
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
... to be completely honest...
I wasn’t even thinking of it like that until right after I posted it…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Is it alright to call Ryan Howard "Ho-Ho"?
In the early days of the device they were made of straw, sheepskin and granite... I've seen pictures of the one Babe Ruth used and while it's a step up from the devices that Ben Franklin and, say, Billy the Kid used it's still positively barbaric. And the gromits, if you can call them that, were made of corn husks. -Judge Montgomery Davies
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 14, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions
If you like
In the early days of the device they were made of straw, sheepskin and granite... I've seen pictures of the one Babe Ruth used and while it's a step up from the devices that Ben Franklin and, say, Billy the Kid used it's still positively barbaric. And the gromits, if you can call them that, were made of corn husks. -Judge Montgomery Davies
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 14, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
"And Ryan Howard collapses under the pressure of this great city."
“Ryan Howard, you failed humanity. That was the third greatest failure ever by a St. Louis-born player ever.”
- Joe Buck
by Brian B on Jul 14, 2009 11:09 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I missed the game thus far
Did Cordero get in?
by Brian B on Jul 14, 2009 11:10 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Who's playing in the Fail Star Game?
The Razzies to the ASG’s Academy Awards
In the early days of the device they were made of straw, sheepskin and granite... I've seen pictures of the one Babe Ruth used and while it's a step up from the devices that Ben Franklin and, say, Billy the Kid used it's still positively barbaric. And the gromits, if you can call them that, were made of corn husks. -Judge Montgomery Davies
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 14, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions
how about on Upton
who looked like a 10 year old out there on the ball hit by Granderson
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Hey guys
U2 apparently did something that pissed off C Trent and a bunch of other people on my Twitter feed. What was up with that?
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
"dramatic eighth inning battle between Nathan and Howard"
What?! I hate Joe Buck so fucking much. Go sell cars with Selig, you chump.
by Brian B on Jul 14, 2009 11:23 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I could only take 3 innings of that before hit the "mute" button
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Many thanx to 'than for filling in with the FAofthe Game
Great choice Jonathon….BTW , who’s winning the AS game anyway as I forgot it was even on?
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Now let's get on to some trades!
Has Weathers’ locker been cleaned out yet?
by Brian B on Jul 14, 2009 11:40 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Oh, come on.
He’s clearly the guy you want in the game with the bases loaded.
…
If you’re the other team.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
