All Star Game Thread: This Time it...something
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Roy Halladay becomes the 2nd Blue Jays pitcher to start an All Star game after Dave Steib did it in back to back years in 1983 and 1984. Tim Lincecum is the first Giants starting pitcher to get the nod since Jason Schmidt in 2003. Can anyone name the last Reds starter to start an All Star game?
Lineups for tonight's titanic struggle:
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Nine-teen Nine-ty!
clap
clap
clap clap clap
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 14, 2009 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
who was the last one before that?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jul 14, 2009 6:02 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Jim O'Toole
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 14, 2009 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Soto in the early-mid 80's?
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
by Caleb on Jul 14, 2009 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Soto started and lost the 83 game played in Comiskey Park
Bench was also on the roster and went 0 for 1 as a pinch hitter
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
by Caleb on Jul 14, 2009 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Comiskey Park got it's All-Star Game in 1983?
Man, GABP is in for a long wait.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was old comiskey
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
by Caleb on Jul 14, 2009 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats not what his momma called him
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Jul 14, 2009 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sort of what I was driving at
Hyperbole!
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I swear to god, everybody constantly uses hyperbole these days....
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 14, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i would rather die than use hyperbole
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hyperbole is the greatest thing in the world!
You must be Hitler.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jul 14, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sonofa.....
’tHan, did you play 2B here in 2006?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 14, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't get it
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 14, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This time it's....
still fucking boring.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jul 14, 2009 5:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Why did some of those names in the lineups
Not linkify?
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by BubbaFan on Jul 14, 2009 5:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Lincecum and Halladay linkified earlier in the story
Not sure why Braun didn’t, but I think he’s playing RF anyway because Ibanez is hurt.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
there are two ryan brauns
So it doesn’t autolink him. Same thing happens with Alex Gonzalez.
Lineups are different all over the web so this is probably wrong too.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jul 14, 2009 6:01 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
And Ramon Ramirez
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 14, 2009 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the other white meat
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jul 14, 2009 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Milwaukee Braun can't be pork
Or shellfish.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's what my ex-girlfriend's jewish mother called me
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jul 14, 2009 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
pork?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 14, 2009 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the other white meat"
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jul 14, 2009 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh
I thought she called you the Milwaukee Brawn. Which would be strange, but kinda cool.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh
I thought she called him shellfish. Which would explain the ex.
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by Gray on Jul 14, 2009 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the ex part did have to do with something smelling fishy
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jul 14, 2009 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe the pun is only funny to me.
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by Gray on Jul 14, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i was given to understand that the "other white meat"
as a designation for non-Jewish men was something of a well-known shibboleth.
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jul 14, 2009 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
whats a shibboleth
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Jul 14, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's well-known.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 14, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This time it ????


"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 14, 2009 6:11 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
OMG
Someone cloned Adam Rosales.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 14, 2009 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
well done
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
by Caleb on Jul 14, 2009 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bubba! That was cruel
but hilarious
by Red_Poodle on Jul 14, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
As usual, totally unrelated...
but everyone should see the work of genius in this youtube channel. My current favorite is #5.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 14, 2009 6:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Man, that lineup is way better than I'm used to seeing.
Did we make some trades?
by jsl413 on Jul 14, 2009 6:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Without looking, I wanna say Jack Armstrong in 1990.
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jul 14, 2009 6:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't car about the All star game
All Star Joke I call it…popularity contest, ballot stuffing and the like.
I believe thaqt Sid-Nancy, Slyde and Red_Poodle should be in charge of figuring who the real all stars are and then I’d watch.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jul 14, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fine, but where do I play?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 14, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I appreciate the vote of confidence Mads
You will probably be dissappointed to hear, though, that Adam “Pete” Rosales would definitely be out there if I were in charge lol ;)
I agree about the pointlesness of it. I miss even garabge Reds baseball when this stuff is on.
by Red_Poodle on Jul 14, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a good thing this doesn't start until 8 PM ET...
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by Gray on Jul 14, 2009 7:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I can't wait to see the final out at 12:14 AM
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 14, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Feel the excitement!
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by Gray on Jul 14, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hopefully it is done before Harry Potter starts!!
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
by Caleb on Jul 14, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yahoo just updated the start time to 8:42
Huh?
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by Gray on Jul 14, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because Fox scheduled an hour and half American Idol episode where all the contestants will be singing their own 8 minute renditions of God Bless America on the field before the game.
by Brian B on Jul 14, 2009 7:27 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Worst of all, the St. Louis fans are delighted and might actually pay attention to what's going on down on the field.
by Brian B on Jul 14, 2009 7:29 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Best baseball fans on the planet!
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 14, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm stuck at work late tonight.
Fucking law sucks. Teb7, don’t take the bar. Oh wait, you didn’t read that because you’re too busy studying for the bar. Man your life is going to suck soon too. Oh, wait, you won’t get a job for several years because no one’s hiring new grads. Lucky you. Travel. Defer loan repayment. Work for a public instituion and get loan forgiveness. And then, after you’ve justified your degree to yourself and love ones, get the fuck out of there.
Enjoy the game everyone.
by Brian B on Jul 14, 2009 7:23 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
go become a public defender..
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
by Caleb on Jul 14, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Serious question
Why do people with law degrees hate it so much? You spend a shit tonne of money and time to get what I considerable a pretty impressive degree, yet most people I know that have one seem miserable. I don’t get it?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 14, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't hate it
I don’t love it, but I don’t hate it.
by ken on Jul 14, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But the billable hour really sucks
Accounting for every day in six-minute increments is drudgery and fosters inefficient practices.
by ken on Jul 14, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
based on the folks I am around every day
It isn’t what they thought it would be when they got into.
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
by Caleb on Jul 14, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lawyers
Most of us have good intentions in deciding to practice law. We don’t find out until later that the other lawyers we have to deal with all day long are criminals with the same degree we have. Seriously, they feel like being licensed to pratice law gives them the license to lie and cheat. And judges are the biggest culprits, IMO. It really wears on you.
Caveat: I practice in an extremely contentious jurisdiction and in civil (as opposed to criminal)
matters.
I was going to elaborate more, but I really don’t want to be in the office for longer than I have to.
by Brian B on Jul 14, 2009 8:04 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
civil lawyers suck lol
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
by Caleb on Jul 14, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My uncle is a public defender here in boone county
and he loves it
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
my sister likes it
More than she liked academia, anyway.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 14, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think this was mentioned in the Reposter...
but Doug Glanville has another column in today’s NYT. This one is about anxiety, so he obviously mentions Joey.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 14, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Great article.
Rec’d so people can find this and read it.
by jsl413 on Jul 14, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Made myself some more out-of-the-can Skyline
mmmm
by jsl413 on Jul 14, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I note you didn't invite me over to share
Selfish.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's a great joke here that I won't use
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 14, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a limited supply, man.
Also, you may be able to order it online.
by jsl413 on Jul 14, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.cincinnatifavorites.com/skylinechili.php
For you
by jsl413 on Jul 14, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
$6 a can!
Ouch.
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by Gray on Jul 14, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you want your Skyline or not?
You’ll pay what we say and like it!
/Apple’d
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 14, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And each can is good for at least 2.5 3-ways
by jsl413 on Jul 14, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How the hell does an orgy with seven and a half people work?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 14, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
All the dwarves and an unconscious Snow White?
(That’s rapist!)
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHERE THE HELL IS MY PIZZA?????
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 14, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It'll be there before the game starts.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 14, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
next door
go mow the lawn shirtless and those two ladies will let you eat all you want.
"I piss excellence"
by obc2 on Jul 14, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What what about pizza?
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by Gray on Jul 14, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Funny you should say that
They were gone when I got home so I took the opportunity to mow the lawn. Shirtless of course.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 14, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
AL 7 NL 4
All runs scored after Lincecum exits the game, of course.
"I piss excellence"
by obc2 on Jul 14, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Now that pisses me off...
Stupid St. Louis fans… seriously? Lily is on YOUR team tonight! You don’t boo a guy at the All-Star Game. Have some damn tact.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
why did they boo him?
is it just becausehe is on the Cubs, or did he hit a game runing grandslam off of them?
by Red_Poodle on Jul 14, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
a little of both perhaps?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
For Mads
I’m still skeptical that Jason Bartlett is in the All-Star Game, even though I voted for him numerous times.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
RYAN FRANKLIN IS A GODDAMN ALL-STAR???!?!?!?!
FUCK. THAT!
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And Dempster last year
I am apoplectic!
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Madville's Female Athlete of the Day! Gina Carano



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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll admit to her catching my eye during American Gladiators
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
She's Headlining the next Strikeforce Event
August 15th live on Showtime!
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll buy something to watch it in at mmawarehouse.com
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
she should really do like a lot of the male fighters
and get a sponsorship with condomdepot.com
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
dream weaver ....
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Jul 14, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I kind of like this feature on mlb.com
that lets you watch any of the feeds without announcer noise.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 14, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Check out the AL dugout feed, in particular.
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by Gray on Jul 14, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If the Reds had Bob Gibson
they would pitch inside at least once every five days
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 14, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What is that they keep playing as background music?
Do they have their own theme song or something?
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by BubbaFan on Jul 14, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Judy Garland maybe?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 14, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It sounds kinda
like the theme from Jurassic Park to me, and I think they played it last year, too.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jul 14, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
mmmmmmmmm, Budweiser promo!
Bud Select on ice. Miller Chill almost consumed.
"I piss excellence"
by obc2 on Jul 14, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Goose Island Summertime here
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 14, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn. too rich for my blood.
you’re going to have to go domestic macrobrew someday, son.
wait. you’re not divorced with kids. carry on!
"I piss excellence"
by obc2 on Jul 14, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was on sale
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 14, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Miller Chill? Really?
That stuff just has to taste like the sweat from a baboon’s ass.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 14, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
i bought it to give to my mother for watching the kids today. i usually pick up a random six pack from time to time to give to her. she actually said “i just bought some of that”.
"I piss excellence"
by obc2 on Jul 14, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's code for
“i’m not drinking that shit”
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
oooh .. do i watch from homeplate or centerfield?
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Jul 14, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I dislike the announcing already...
I bet Lincecum refuses to be intimidated too huh?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i think all the AL hitters AB music should be Dance Hall Days
"I piss excellence"
by obc2 on Jul 14, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it should be Dance Hall Crashers
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 14, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
my favorite band
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Jul 14, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Saw 'em live at The Big Melee, circa 1996
They were great.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 14, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've listened to their Live album. That's pretty close.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Jul 14, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Note to Joe Buck
When a ball curves and comes in at 82 mph, it’s not a fastball.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 14, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
could be worse ... could be thom ... is mccarver in the booth?
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Jul 14, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joe Buck is pretty bad...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah he is
Given the choice, I’d listen to tHom call a 100-inning beer league softball game over this crap. And I don’t even like tHom.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 14, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
I don’t dislike Thom, well I at least like his play by play better than Brantley’s
by Red_Poodle on Jul 14, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you are a smart lady
tHom is good!
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brantley's play-by-play is easily the worst I've ever seen, even after a year and a half of practice.
I could pull an immigrant off the street with no knowledge of baseball and they would do a better job than Brantley.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 14, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well there goes the no hitter
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Jul 14, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He hit Jeter~!
Lincecum is my favorite player now too!
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
more than Brandon Webb?
"I piss excellence"
by obc2 on Jul 14, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The fans living and dying with every pitch... Shuttup Joe
In case you couldn’t tell, he’s got a heavy St. Louis bias…
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
he doesnt have Adam Rosales' arm does he?
"I piss excellence"
by obc2 on Jul 14, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, Rosales has a cannon!
I’m jumping on to the Rosie bandwgon because it makes the frutsrating last road trip less depressing
by Red_Poodle on Jul 14, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HA! Pujols SUCKS
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Did you see the ball go through his legs in the last Cubs series?
by ol Pete on Jul 14, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
didn't get to see that... It would have made my day though.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Buckner'd!
I love it.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wooooooo hoo
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 14, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
a Red Sox got a hit!
"I piss excellence"
by obc2 on Jul 14, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's the singular of "Red Sox"?
Red Sock?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 14, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
who's to say that sox isn't singular?
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So "Sox" is like Magic, Heat, and Wild?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 14, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dickwad?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 14, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
at least they dont wear orange
"I piss excellence"
by obc2 on Jul 14, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like the Mess?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 14, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks to Pujols.
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
miller chill >>>>>> burger
"I piss excellence"
by obc2 on Jul 14, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Look at Teixeria... Fielding the ball the right way...
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hank Blalock is awesome!
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by jch24 on Jul 14, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If he strikes out- I'll be ecstatic...
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
dude, no it isn't
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 14, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Giving my mother help desk support over the phone is like guiding Helen Keller through a minefield via charades
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by jch24 on Jul 14, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
very nice
I know the experience well (help desk, not the minefield lol). I wish you luck
by Red_Poodle on Jul 14, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you have an Indian accent?
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I kid you not, I'm trying to walk her through attaching an mp3 to an email
And she’s giving me fucking tourrettes.
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by jch24 on Jul 14, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
did you tell her about the attach button?
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're not helping.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 14, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
seemed helpful
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So go over to her house
Or take over her computer remotely, in that spooky way you tech support types do.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 14, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I once had an experience where mine's password wouldn't work
or something like that. She was typing the “el” key, the letter, rather than the 1 key because that’s what she did when she types. She didn’t mention that for about 45 minutes.
by ol Pete on Jul 14, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, I'm with you
Right now I’m getting a story about how she almost got scammed on Craigslist. Because that has EVERYTHING to do with the current problem.
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by jch24 on Jul 14, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did a wealthy englishmen wish very much to buy her item for his daughter in africa on safari at university?
He will pay 200 more than asking price so as to cover shipping and your troubles. Please respond kindly as he really wish to your item.
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty much
I love the woman, I’d lay down in traffic for her. But she’s testin’ mah gangsta right now.
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by jch24 on Jul 14, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hah
That was actually pretty common in the older generation. In fact, old manual typewriters often didn’t have 1’s. You were expected to use the lower case L instead.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 14, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fox sucks
Gawd, I hate their stupid interviews during the game. Even if it’s not a real game.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 14, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
pretty freakin lame
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ESPN knows how to do it
They were interviewing President Bush after he threw out the first pitch at the new Nationals Park. While he was talking, Chipper Jones hit a home run, so Bush ended up calling the first home run ever at the stadium.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Obama asking them about why the NL can't win has been the best question so far...
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow...
Joe Buck is an attention whore… way to let Obama make the call- what a loser.
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Error on Hamilton?
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by BubbaFan on Jul 14, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe... Wasn't a real bad throw though
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yup, error on Hamilton
They usually do make that one an error on the OFer, no matter how good the throw is.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 14, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't get that
Braun got one for an amazing throw. The catcher didn’t handle it so error on Braun?
by ol Pete on Jul 14, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't see the Braun error
But I think the reason Hamilton got one was that the runner was in the way. That always seems to result in an error on the OFer.
One of Bubba’s two errors came on a play like that. He caught the ball in deep right center, and threw it to 3B. It was an amazing throw. Perfect, really. Except Big Papi was sliding into third. A-Rod shied away (understandably) and the ball got past him. Error on Bubba.
The Yankees announcers thought it was a terrific throw, and didn’t think it should have been an error. But IME, it usually is.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 14, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Honestly he probably had to go... Secret Service had orders to bust in there within a few minutes...
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
AL is about to dominate... Franklin against All-Stars... ha
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ash must be thrilled
"I piss excellence"
by obc2 on Jul 14, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
awfully early for a closer ... even in the all-star game
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Jul 14, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
In honor of Tony LaRussa
they’re using one pitcher per inning
by ol Pete on Jul 14, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ha... Fox fails
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Seems to be a running theme tonight
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 14, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what else is new?
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How can you speak despairingly about the company that brought you Life on a Stick?
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was just thinking about that show yesterday
Honestly, it was pretty decent.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
mlb network just needs to take the game away from fox ...
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Jul 14, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How did Franklin not get hammered?
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Josh Hancock scared him straight
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
... oh snap
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
never too soon
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 14, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
awwwwww
he was my boy!
"I piss excellence"
by obc2 on Jul 14, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he was a fattie!
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and he smoked them too
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'll beat your face
easy, son.
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by obc2 on Jul 14, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was the reds opinion
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'll face your son
beat, easy.
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by jch24 on Jul 14, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and i will rape choke you
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joe buck says no lefty has worked better for the White Sox from 2001 to this year
i doubt he had much competition in that particular race
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
... Ummm... Yeah, I'd agree.
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he'd be the best Reds starting LHP this year also
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by obc2 on Jul 14, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope Coco gets to pitch
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 14, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
oooh... Dan Haren has a hesitation... wow...
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
makes it tough to time don't you know
by ol Pete on Jul 14, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Asian players have done a pretty good job of adjusting to it.
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's racist!
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by BubbaFan on Jul 14, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"It's very difficult to pick Dan Haren up"
McCarver would know… He’s tried it before.
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The edge pizza is the dumbest idea ever
it eliminates the crust, which is the best part of a pizza.
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
chain pizza is shit
go get you some bourbon pizza.
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by obc2 on Jul 14, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's usually where i watch the ufc's
they have some tasty pizza
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and their draft beer is served in a mason jar
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why have I never been there again?
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by jch24 on Jul 14, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what are you whining about?
You don’t even like pizza!
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by BubbaFan on Jul 14, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i like pizza crust!
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and cheesesticks!
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Greinke...
That dude has some sick stuff…
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Charlie Hough was from HI?
never would have guessed that. You could have spotted me 45 states….
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by obc2 on Jul 14, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hit Jeter again!
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jeter cried
about that Chris Webber timeout thing?
Jeter was 19 at the time.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 14, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hail!
to the Victors valiant
Hail to the conquering heros
Hail! Hail! To Michigan
The leaders and best …
Hail to the Victors valiant
Hail to the conquering heros
Hail! Hail! To Michigan
The Champions of the west!
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by BubbaFan on Jul 14, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I sense tension building
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a funny fight song for Rice
I know you have connections to like 37 states, but I think I missed the Michigan one.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My sister
got her PhD from Michigan.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 14, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
your sister sounds awesome!
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're just in a bad mood because you have to go to Louisville
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, I'm kinda looking forward to it
Then again, I’ve never been to Louisville before.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don't know any better, eh?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 14, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you going to a Bats game?
Give Darnell our love.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 14, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
First I'll go to the Louisville Slugger factory
Then I’ll give him the ol’ Alex Gonzalez special to the knee.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What are you coming to Louisville for? Work?
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 14, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup
We have an exhibition at the Louisville Science Center, and we’re bringing in people from the next four venues to train them. Hence why I’ll be in town for the big RR Outing at GABP on Saturday!
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You mean this shit pile?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 15, 2009 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
How many batteries does it take to beat Michigan?
1-AA.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2009 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How many Ohio State football players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only 1 but he gets 3 credits and a $1000 for doing it.
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by 'tHan on Jul 15, 2009 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How do you get a Michigan cheerleader into an elevator?
Grease her hips and throw in a Twinkie.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 15, 2009 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like that Mike Hart has to stand on a stool to reach the lightbulb
by Brendanukkah on Jul 15, 2009 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He also bitches about having to do it.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 15, 2009 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What do Ohio State football players get on the SAT?
drool
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by 'tHan on Jul 15, 2009 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why do University of Michigan fans keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
So they can park in handicap spaces.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 16, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Two third graders were standing next to each other. One was a Ohio State fan and the other was a Michigan fan. Which one was bigger?
The Ohio state fan. He was 18.
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by 'tHan on Jul 16, 2009 8:45 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you hear about the fire in University of Michigan's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
The real tragedy was that 15 hadn’t been colored yet.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 16, 2009 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What do Ohio State and pot have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls!
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by 'tHan on Jul 16, 2009 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How do you make University of Michigan cookies?
Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 16, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Two Ohio State Football Players were walking in the forest one day. They saw a set of tracks and started arguing over what kind of tracks they were. The first Buckeye player said, “I think they’re deer tracks!” The second buckeye player said, “I think they’re dog tracks!” Then the train hit them.
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by 'tHan on Jul 16, 2009 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Two University of Michigan fans were walking down the street
when they came upon a dog lying on the sidewalk licking and cleaning his groin like dogs do. The first University of Michigan fan says to the second, “Boy, I wish I could do that.” The second University of Michigan fan replies, “Yeah, me too. But I wouldn’t try it.” The first University of Michigan fan asks, “Why not?” The second University of Michigan fan replies, “Because I’m afraid the dog might bite me.”
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 16, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I cried too
I hates UNC
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Freaks and Geeks: The Show With Wood Paneling
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Freaks and Geeks: The Show with all kinds of Win
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This girl has a spraypainted Van Halen leather jacket!
ZOMG! Wants it!
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Freaks and Geeks
has the crazy hot girl that played amy in true blood
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also the crazy hot girl that played Karen in The Office
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoa
Apparently Shia LaBoeuf was in this episode. And on my Death Pool list, coincidentally.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm rooting for ya buddy
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think this is my next TV series rental
after I finish Six Feet Under
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 14, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
do it!
it’s awesome!
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
undeclared may be even better!
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're neck and neck in my book
I’m slightly going with Freaks and Geeks, but I haven’t watched Undeclared in a while. Maybe that’ll happen this week.
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by BK on Jul 14, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's what happens
whichever one i’ve watched most recently is the one I like better
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
After rewatching the pilot
I can’t believe I didn’t notice before that Wolowitz from BBT and Jenna Fischer made cameos in this.
However, Karen in F&G > Pam in Undeclared.
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by BK on Jul 15, 2009 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lizzy Kaplan trumps all!
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by 'tHan on Jul 15, 2009 8:59 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Greatest television show in the history of everything.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 15, 2009 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you seen Undeclared?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 15, 2009 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
I still prefer Freaks and Geeks. Undeclared is good, but Freaks and Geeks, in my opinion, is better. I like them both, but F&G is the tits.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 15, 2009 2:46 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm having a flashback to interleague
the Twins, ugh.
by ol Pete on Jul 14, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Lively thread here.
Tie ball game!!!!!!!!!1111111111111
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 14, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
why yes it is
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
pepsiclutch.com.mlb.com, eh?
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by Gray on Jul 14, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
what was that commercial?
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
this taco bell commercial...
phenomenal
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
so little brand identification
must have been a really tough sell
by ol Pete on Jul 14, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I miss "run for the border"
and hey, where is the talking chihuahua?
by ol Pete on Jul 14, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the prices were featured prominently
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is a really long Taco Bell ad.
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by Gray on Jul 14, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
that was crazy
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was the whole commercial break!
Kind of impressive.
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by Gray on Jul 14, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
anyone else think
that CoCo is going to somehow lose this game?
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 14, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He can't perform if it's not a save situation.
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by Gray on Jul 14, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pssh
He’s a replacement All-Star.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 14, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mentioned twitter.
Drink!
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by Gray on Jul 14, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh god... more Twitter talk...
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
so what's the deal with this twitter that all the young kids are goin' crazy about?
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey broadcast partner...do you twitter?
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh no...i don't know about that technology stuff
when i was growing up we were told we’d go blind if we twittered
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't even know how to turn my cell phone on
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
when are they going to get us one of those blueberries for our twitters?
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'm going to rec only this comment, but consider it a rec for the entire series
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 15, 2009 6:21 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Take out Pujols!
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He bowed the pressure of the ASG
0-3
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 14, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and an error!
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still think they need to go with my proposal.
Why not allow managers to substitute position players in and out at will? Sure, that’s not the rule during the season, but regular games have no pressure to get everyone in, either.
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by Gray on Jul 14, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Cordero in.
Uh oh, it’s not a save situation.
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by Gray on Jul 14, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
CoCo!
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
coco time
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by joshuar9476 on Jul 14, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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by joshuar9476 on Jul 14, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
why can't you pitch like that for our team ...
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by joshuar9476 on Jul 14, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
COCO
Beast
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ugh, GBA time.
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by Gray on Jul 14, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
that's anti-american!
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by joshuar9476 on Jul 14, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We have so many better patriotic songs
that it’s just baffling to me that people pick that one.
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by Gray on Jul 14, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is a local sports talk radio show
that the guy insists on playing it.
by ol Pete on Jul 14, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn sara still looks good ... probably better than she ever has
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by joshuar9476 on Jul 14, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
and yet none of her clothes fit.
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by Gray on Jul 14, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
is that g. love singing the pepsi ad?
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by joshuar9476 on Jul 14, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What a play!
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice catch.
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by Gray on Jul 14, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This one could go fifteen innings
but only last three hours.
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by Gray on Jul 14, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
went to go watch big brother and was surprised to see it already in the 6th
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by joshuar9476 on Jul 14, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
my kinda game
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where was he going with that narration about Werth?
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Setting up a joke about his mom?
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by Gray on Jul 14, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that he deserved to be plunked by reds pitchers?
poodle’d
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 14, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
NO! SHUT UP ABOUT FOOTBALL
fantasy or otherwise.
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
bout time for the tigers to be practicing over on the stadium blvd practice field isn't it?
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by joshuar9476 on Jul 14, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that it is... I haven't seen them out there yet though-
I drive by on the way to work each morning- working out at research park for the summer. (just north of the nuclear reactor)
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
played many a softball game there
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by joshuar9476 on Jul 14, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats how you back up a funky wall bounce
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by joshuar9476 on Jul 14, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
But not how you throw it in.
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by Gray on Jul 14, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
IBB in the All-Star game...
Huh.
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by Gray on Jul 14, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
better than he does for us
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by joshuar9476 on Jul 14, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aaaaand we're losing...
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
There goes the tie.
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by Gray on Jul 14, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Lincecum, Haren and Heath Bell
please pitch like that against the Brewers
by ol Pete on Jul 14, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
stick with the handlebar youk
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by joshuar9476 on Jul 14, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
common! poor wakefield doesnt get to pitch? that sucks!
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by joshuar9476 on Jul 14, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
totally lame
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is there some practical reason behind it
like Wakefield’s starting in two days? I wouldn’t think so, since he’s the #4 or something..
In the early days of the device they were made of straw, sheepskin and granite... I've seen pictures of the one Babe Ruth used and while it's a step up from the devices that Ben Franklin and, say, Billy the Kid used it's still positively barbaric. And the gromits, if you can call them that, were made of corn husks. -Judge Montgomery Davies
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 14, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They don't have anyone who can catch him...
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I assumed it was because
Wakefield could pitch for ten innings if needed.
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by Gray on Jul 14, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, that's right
I guess rest doesn’t really matter for him. No catcher explanation makes sense, but I guess Maddon also wants ironically to win home field advantage for the BoSox.
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 14, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ken tremendous twitterd
“if Maddon had any guts, he’d send Wakefield in to close instead of Rivera”
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 14, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And shut those St. Louis fans up again
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey it's the cast of Ken Burn's baseball
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 14, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ruh-Roh
!
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
bring in wakefield to face howard
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
COMMON HOWARD
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 14, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
it's gonna happen
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
boom boom clap
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 14, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
COMMON RYAN
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
damnit
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 14, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fire the Temp!
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He just cost the reds home field advantage!
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Phail
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
that will get you a rec
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
... to be completely honest...
I wasn’t even thinking of it like that until right after I posted it…
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it alright to call Ryan Howard "Ho-Ho"?
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 14, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
like on kai lan?
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you like
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 14, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"And Ryan Howard collapses under the pressure of this great city."
“Ryan Howard, you failed humanity. That was the third greatest failure ever by a St. Louis-born player ever.”
- Joe Buck
by Brian B on Jul 14, 2009 11:09 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
I missed the game thus far
Did Cordero get in?
by Brian B on Jul 14, 2009 11:10 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
he dominated
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by crolfer on Jul 14, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rodriguez looks good.
Okay, except for that near-double.
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by Gray on Jul 14, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Showing his Werth!
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by Gray on Jul 14, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
common NL...do something
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 14, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Who's playing in the Fail Star Game?
The Razzies to the ASG’s Academy Awards
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 14, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
austin kearns
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who is this Rivera guy, Joe?
by Brian B on Jul 14, 2009 11:17 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Who is the MVP?
I really can’t think of one.
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 14, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jeter!
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by BubbaFan on Jul 14, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has Selig declared this the greatest All Star game in history yet?
by Brian B on Jul 14, 2009 11:18 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Miguel Tejada, roid user
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 14, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
those called strikes look a little low to me
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
how about on Upton
who looked like a 10 year old out there on the ball hit by Granderson
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
by Caleb on Jul 14, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, that was quick.
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by Gray on Jul 14, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
the national league can blow me
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey guys
U2 apparently did something that pissed off C Trent and a bunch of other people on my Twitter feed. What was up with that?
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Jul 14, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"dramatic eighth inning battle between Nathan and Howard"
What?! I hate Joe Buck so fucking much. Go sell cars with Selig, you chump.
by Brian B on Jul 14, 2009 11:23 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
I could only take 3 innings of that before hit the "mute" button
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by BK on Jul 14, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
they did stink
They make Chris Welsh and his man crushes sound very appealing now
by Red_Poodle on Jul 15, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Many thanx to 'than for filling in with the FAofthe Game
Great choice Jonathon….BTW , who’s winning the AS game anyway as I forgot it was even on?
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
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by Madville on Jul 14, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Now let's get on to some trades!
Has Weathers’ locker been cleaned out yet?
by Brian B on Jul 14, 2009 11:40 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Oh, come on.
He’s clearly the guy you want in the game with the bases loaded.
…
If you’re the other team.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
by rjdio on Jul 15, 2009 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The postgame coverage caused me to see a shirtless Werth
ESPN, how could you!
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