Home Run Derby Open Thread: Who you got?
by Slyde on Jul 13, 2009 5:39 PM EDT
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These are the eight men that you will be watching tonight. These are the eight men that Chris Berman will spout countless lame nicknames about tonight. Can you feel the excitement?
As is tradition, just about anything goes in tonight's thread. Try to keep it clean though. Have fun!
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CNBC
says the Cubs may have to declare bankruptcy.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
That would make the whole season ok in my book
What would the implications be going forward?
BTW, I voted Pujols. These things are a crapshoot, but it would be kinda cool to see the 1st half MVP win it in front of the home crowd, and I like Pujols in spite of myself.
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
not sure
I don’t think it gets them out of paying Soriano’s salary.
They said something about having to do it to make sure they aren’t liable for the Tribune’s debts.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I wonder if the government will take them over?
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Lame nicknames? I'm in!
Albert Ah-Pujols Apeemapetilan
“Yo Adrian” Gonzalez
Brandon Inge Is As Good As A Mile
Nelson “Riverboat” Cruz
I Been Ry-y-yan Over You Howard
Prince Fielder Rythym Of The Night
Joe Mauer-age Is What Bwings Us Togevva Today
Carlos “How Much Are They” Pena
Prince goes off this year
Also, he wins the home run derby
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
I voted Prince
because he is big and chubby. I can’t bring myself to vote for Prince Albert, but I kind of hope he wins. Itmakes his grand slam look more inevitable.
I voted for Pena
Hey, it’s a crapshoot. Why not?
Plus, he’s “the one who got away.” The Yanks let him exercise his option and leave their AAA team. They said they didn’t care how well he was hitting; they had Andy Phillips. Then the Yanks DFA’d Andy, and were desperately seeking a first baseman. But they still didn’t want Pena, who joined Tampa as NRI. The rest is history.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
owings all the way!!!!
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
Shortstop!!!!!1
OMGHAI
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 13, 2009 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
unless they are baseball related
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
and no subject lines
so i cant even shrink them
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jul 13, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions
HAI!
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
Holy shit, he's risen from the dead
How are you?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Shortstop, what're you doing on Saturday?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 13, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
why did the reds sign kip wells?
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
they needed some more bullpen arms in Louisville
guys were getting called up or getting injured and they were way short
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
but enough about Danny Ray...
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jul 13, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Howard
Ibet he breaks josh hamiltons record i say he hit 30.
It's surprising that Abreu's shots
didn’t pull up when they got within ten feet of the wall.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
rooting for Howard too
His pitcher is a baseball coach from a local small college
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Damn, well done
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Nice nick, even though you're wrong :)
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Speaking of St. Louis
Had toasted ravioli for the first time tonight. Eh. I guess not everything is improved by deep-frying.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Tried it once myself, wasn't impressed
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
That sounds good
I used to fry my own ravioli in hot sauce and splash some spaghetti sauce with sliced green olives over them. Mmmmmm.
by Brian B on Jul 13, 2009 8:13 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
used to?
why don’t you do it any more?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I was wondering the same thing
So I stopped at the store and got me some frozen raviolies.
And your answer is . . . Because it’s a pain in the ass. First boil jumbo ravioli until nearly done, then fry in a shallow spitting pool of olive oil while splashing tobasco over the top. Flip each individual piece and repeat. Then remove to a plate and spoon the sauce over each one.
by Brian B on Jul 13, 2009 9:12 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I'm torn between Pena and Mauer
I’ll go with Pena. He just seems like a batting practice kind of guy.
by Brian B on Jul 13, 2009 8:11 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
"All of a sudden, St. Louis rooting for Albert Pujols"
WHAT?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
He said Philly
"Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.
by cesarhernandez on Jul 13, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
"albert, if you don't hit that sign, i'm going to beat the piss out of you"
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
I have a new found respect for Pujols
when he said you can call him any nickname except for “the man”. Well done sir
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
I like "El Hombre" as a nickname for him
It conveys the same kind of stature as Musial had (although Albert’s downplaying this) and pays homage to his roots.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Big Mac Pujols
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
I know what you are getting at
but I like The Whammer better. He even looks like Joe Don Baker.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
See? The resemblance is uncanny
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
MITCHELL!!!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, his name is pronounced
Poo holes, so why not just Assholes?
by fourrunhomer on Jul 14, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Washington fired their manager?
Hopefully more to follow
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Longing for Cincy to be represented
It would be nice for the Reds to add to their grand tradition they have in the derby.
Here is to Dave Parker winning the first derby in 1985 at Minnesota.
Full details here at the Ohio Cards Blog
I was pretending Josh Hamilton was still ours last year
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
is GABP in the running to host soon?
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
I thought I heard somewhere that they were going to get one in the next five years
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
they are bidding on 2011 and 2013
according to one of the castellinis on a broadcast last month
THe civil rights game was supposed to be a “trial run”
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
I think they were using the Civil Rights Game
as a way to show MLB that they were able to hold a big event.
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how about a playoff game?
as a warmup
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
by Caleb on Jul 13, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
you think the Banks will be ready by then?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
only if Ky kicks in
Ohio is, and will be, broke
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
I picked Inge
and he hit zero, zip, nary, nada
Caleb done good
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Joe Buck talking to Chris Berman
Is that the deepest circle of Hell? Ugh….
"Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.
not yet
If they find McCarver I am leaving
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
Why isn't McCarver there? It makes sense, being in St. Louis and all, to have him there.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
it is an All Star game
only the best come here
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
"To hit a home run you have to hit it OVER the wall. Very important"
/mccarver
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I miss his dad
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Yup, Chase Field
Here’s where it gets tricky. What’s the third highest?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope, that clocks in at 13th
542 ft. above sea level.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Kerrect.
Who knew that a glaciated river town was so high?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Where do you think I'm getting these questions?
Now stop cheating!
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
More ballpark trivia
This one’s probably easier, but I was surprised.
Which stadium has the largest seating capacity?
Nope, Dodger Stadium is the answer
Florida (are we calling it LandShark Stadium for baseball games too?) is the 4th smallest capacity.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
should be Landfill Stadium
wakka wakka!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 13, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Chan really hopes not
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Sigh
There goes my time as question asker.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I was looking forward to 'nukkah trivia too
thanks, asshole!
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
yeah
who asked this guy to come back anyway?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 13, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Wrong as you could possibly be
The tarp really cuts down the capacity.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
When the tarp is off though, it's the biggest
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
this is what i was thinking
so im not totally embarrassed
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 13, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
too bad she makes you wear the tarp though, huh?
if she only knew what she was missing.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jul 13, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i dont know
the game lasts alot longer when you have to pull the tarp out
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 13, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
what?
nobody else man enough to admit this?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 13, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I would have, but I have no idea what the hell you're talking about.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
jch does not stand for jimmy c. hats, I take it?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Is a beautiful city
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Cooperstown really is way the fuck off the highway
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
as George Grande would say
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
KC
is right off the interstate!
"Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.
by cesarhernandez on Jul 13, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Your house is really far off the interstate
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
your retarded
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
WHO THE FUCK KNOCKED ON MY DOOR?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
ura who?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Know any more jokes?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
I don't know. How?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
your still brain damaged from watching MMA this weekend
go drink your Coors Light, woman
"I piss excellence"
Field of Dreams
Dyersville, IA. What do I win?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
hi, hello, welcome!
just want to point out the “reply” link below the posts. It’ll put your answers in the right spots.
Thanks for joining us!
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
I have a new annoying thing to do, thanks
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Sonofabitching Firefox
Anyone wanna give me some tech support to figure out what I did to make FF act so strangely?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
did you hit the big red X in the corner?
‘cause that’s bad.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 13, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn, you guys always make it sound so easy!
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
/bait'd
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
/bate'd too
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
you're the master
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
by 'tHan on Jul 13, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
That's a rec'n son, well done
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
ura retard who didn't click reply
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
holy shit I just time traveled
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Keith Olbermann has a new blog post, fyi
Dont vote for Pedro….and a small Jay Bruce update.
"I piss excellence"
Pedro Borbon is awesome
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
I love when they use the "ball tracker" effect and the guy slaps one 100 ft
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
yeah this hittracker thing is stupid
this isnt hockey.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 13, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, the Home Run Derby is at least twice as important as hockey.
My four year old thought the ball tracker was pretty cool. Almost as cool as the ad for the new Tarantino flick.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 13, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
hey i voted Nelson Cruz
and he’s moving on to the next round. hot dog!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 13, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions
I think Alexander Hamilton is winning
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
i think Jason Alexander is winning
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 13, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Alexander The Great?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
It took me a second to see a lamp
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is it cold in here?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
The on-screen guide says it is supposed to be over at 10
ummmmm no
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THIS is why you don't walk Pujols
He’s getting himself out!
by Brian B on Jul 13, 2009 9:35 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Wait just a minute
What the hell are “cheddar biscuits” and why have I not tried them?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
"Delicious" and "because you're a ninny"
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Touche, honkey.
I know where I’m going soon. Once I win the bet I placed on that pickup game my boy is playing against Wood Harrelson.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
There's a team called Wood Harrelson?
Really?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
If you hadn't stolen all the whys, I would have been fine
You dirty thief.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Here come the excuses -
“he thinks about making good contact, not power.”
by Brian B on Jul 13, 2009 9:36 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I'd love for him to screw up his swing and hit .250 the rest of the year
A girl can dream, right?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Dreaming about Prince Albert may be just as common for men
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
If it persists for more than six hours, please see a doctor
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
what if your Prince Albert gets pusy?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
i highly recommend googling "pusy"
"I piss excellence"
by obc2 on Jul 13, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I didn't
I’ve never rooted harder against someone for no good reason, lest we have to hear you pontificate on your presience Saturday.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
yeah but his commercial sucks
stubbs doesn’t have a sucky commercial
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
and we don't listen to that
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"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
San Francisco has the greatest organizational pitching philosophy
“He should put a towel on.”
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I knew Prince Fielder would put on a good show
it does make me apprehensive about the Brew Crew series this week though
you can hear the disappointment in Berman's voice when anyone but Pujols hits one
fuck. that. fuckstick.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 13, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions
it is pretty obvious
by the way, watching this stuff reminds me of why I would rather be watching even sucky play by Rosie. It’s just more interesting—especially the commetary you guys come up with lol
Pujols: BACK BACK BACK!!! GOOOONE!!!
Anyone else- Oh… it just gets over…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Or maybe they're related to Dan Uggla... He seems to fail around All-Star weekend...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
I refuse to take any responsibility for this development.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
i keed
of course. hey! yer all right!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 13, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Into Joplin? Bermann? Seriously? Freaking Joplin? Shut up.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
hey thats neat!
i didnt know you guys could yodel!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 13, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Yup... I took classes on it...
RR taught me to yodel… yess
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
that was my favorite knock knock joke
when i was 8
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 13, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Not a joke
But I’m watching Freaks and Geeks, and Mr. Rosso the guidance counsellor reminds me waaaay too much of my housemate.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
So there were two truckers who dies in a pile up on the interstate.....
“Oh, him? He’s going to hell. You and me? We’re going back to Alabama!”
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Yeah... a bit younger... And shorter... and he has black pants... weird
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Did he private message you on facebook again?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Nelson Cruz is when you go looking for Nelson!
Found ’em!
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 13, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Holy shit this is funny!
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Joe: "Cecil Fielder didn't win."
Prince; “Tell me about it.”
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 13, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions
Hotel question
So is there a decent hotel that is close to Newport on the Levee and GABP?
"Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.
by cesarhernandez on Jul 13, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions
oooh... I'd take it... Might be an upgrade over freaking T-Virus...
of course so would Chucky, the one legged chicken…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
I am intrigued by Chucky the one-legged chicken CF
And wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
These things blow
Have we ever had a guy in the derby, coincidentally?
by chesirecat on Jul 13, 2009 10:44 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Did Griffey ever do it while he was a Red?
If Adam Dunn had ever gotten some recognition, he would have been a good fit.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Not since Griffey in 2000
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
If I wasn't drunk, I'd have turned this off by now
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Way too many contestants
Need to pare this crap down
by chesirecat on Jul 13, 2009 10:52 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Isn't there just one?
What else do they have besides the Derby?
They should have an UZR and a FIP competition.
GCL Reds
The baby Reds had 5 guys named Rodriguez play in today’s game. They combined to go 6 for 14 with 2 Rbis, and 2.2 IP, 4H, ER, BB, 2K.
Only one of those is right
C-Rod, H-Rod, Two R-Rods and a Y-Rod. I think the last one will stick.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
You'll get your Skyline in less than a week.
Calm down.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Hell, tell you what. I'll even buy you a coney.
But only if I get to feed it to you.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
You're replying to Brendan, right?
I’ll be in attendance for this. I’ll take pictures.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
This needs to happen, says me.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Four hour round trip?
I like Skyline, but that’s a long way to go. For homemade.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
It's really good man. It's realllyyy good out of the can.
Like, when I smelled it and tasted it, I felt like I was on good Ol’ Montgomery Rd. & 275.
Singing "Sweet Caroline"?
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
EXCESSIVE CELEBRATION TIME
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Just got home.
Man Prince is hot … wait that’s fucking Ashanti. What the hell am I watching?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions
I'm not sure, but Jenna Fischer's involved so I'm watching it too
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Also, because I'm a perverted degenerate ... Shawn Johnson.
When she did that flip I was seriously hoping that jersey revealed more skin.
/Going to hell, don’g care
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll see you there
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Thank you.
And Jenna Fischer taunting Andy Richter reminds me Conan is on instead of this crap.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
True
Unless Shawn or Jenna gets more camera time, I’d rather be watching Conan.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Those two and Ashanti should make out.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Ashanti in her prime.....dear lord
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Has Ashanti somehow gotten better looking?
Cuz, uh, she wasn’t.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
You, sir, are blind.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
who the fuck is ashanti?
i don’t wanna use my ninja skills to find out
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
Singer
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 14, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Can you get banned from Twitter?
Because I think I’m about to.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
I've don'g cared many nights in my life
It’s no way to waste your youth son, I can tell you that.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Windows Media Player tells me "C is for Cookie", and that it's good enough for me
Windows Media Player is wise.
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
I feel like you would appreciate this
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Now that's funny.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh deah lawd, I laughed waaaaaay too hard at tha
t
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
See? I was laughing too hard to post correctly
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Bob Knight is an old perv totally wants to tap Shawn Johnson
YES DO A FLIP
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions
who is shawn johnson?
i looked at the twitter pics posted above…
it appears she’s a midget
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
And also a midget
and the hottest thing ever, if you’re into buck teeth
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Truly an American hero
"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"
Gold medal winning gymnast
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 14, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Is she the one that cheated those poor young chinese gymnasts last year?
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
To completely change the subject
why don’t they have a hotness pageant or something? It could be judged by Joan Rivers and some other blow hards. I think Cincy would have some pretty ctrong represnetatives in that department, such as Adam Rosales ;)
pretty ctrong represnetatives
You should have that looked at.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 14, 2009 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions
oh wow
as I have said in the past, this dang laptop keyboard has increased my typo, creepy typo, ratio terribly lol
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