Home Run Derby Open Thread: Who you got?
by Slyde on Jul 13, 2009 5:39 PM EDT
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These are the eight men that you will be watching tonight. These are the eight men that Chris Berman will spout countless lame nicknames about tonight. Can you feel the excitement?
As is tradition, just about anything goes in tonight's thread. Try to keep it clean though. Have fun!
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CNBC
says the Cubs may have to declare bankruptcy.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jul 13, 2009 5:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That would make the whole season ok in my book
What would the implications be going forward?
BTW, I voted Pujols. These things are a crapshoot, but it would be kinda cool to see the 1st half MVP win it in front of the home crowd, and I like Pujols in spite of myself.
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jul 13, 2009 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not sure
I don’t think it gets them out of paying Soriano’s salary.
They said something about having to do it to make sure they aren’t liable for the Tribune’s debts.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 13, 2009 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if the government will take them over?
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
by Caleb on Jul 13, 2009 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I voted Inge
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by Caleb on Jul 13, 2009 5:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Lame nicknames? I'm in!
Albert Ah-Pujols Apeemapetilan
“Yo Adrian” Gonzalez
Brandon Inge Is As Good As A Mile
Nelson “Riverboat” Cruz
I Been Ry-y-yan Over You Howard
Prince Fielder Rythym Of The Night
Joe Mauer-age Is What Bwings Us Togevva Today
Carlos “How Much Are They” Pena
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 6:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Prince goes off this year
Also, he wins the home run derby
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 13, 2009 6:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I voted Prince
because he is big and chubby. I can’t bring myself to vote for Prince Albert, but I kind of hope he wins. Itmakes his grand slam look more inevitable.
by Red_Poodle on Jul 13, 2009 6:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I voted for Pena
Hey, it’s a crapshoot. Why not?
Plus, he’s “the one who got away.” The Yanks let him exercise his option and leave their AAA team. They said they didn’t care how well he was hitting; they had Andy Phillips. Then the Yanks DFA’d Andy, and were desperately seeking a first baseman. But they still didn’t want Pena, who joined Tampa as NRI. The rest is history.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 13, 2009 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
owings all the way!!!!
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on Jul 13, 2009 6:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on Jul 13, 2009 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shortstop!!!!!1
OMGHAI
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 13, 2009 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on Jul 13, 2009 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
unless they are baseball related
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by Caleb on Jul 13, 2009 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and no subject lines
so i cant even shrink them
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jul 13, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
evil genious!
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by 'tHan on Jul 13, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAI!
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on Jul 13, 2009 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit, he's risen from the dead
How are you?
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shortstop, what're you doing on Saturday?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 13, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Totally avoiding the question
by Brian B on Jul 14, 2009 9:01 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
why did the reds sign kip wells?
"God has blessed me and I will continue to do my best for him. This is more important than anything I could do in baseball." -Albert Pujols
by shortstopv2 on Jul 13, 2009 6:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
they needed some more bullpen arms in Louisville
guys were getting called up or getting injured and they were way short
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jul 13, 2009 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
but enough about Danny Ray...
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by BubbaFan on Jul 13, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Howard
Ibet he breaks josh hamiltons record i say he hit 30.
by vottoholic on Jul 13, 2009 6:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Abreu still holds the record for most in a derby.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jul 13, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's surprising that Abreu's shots
didn’t pull up when they got within ten feet of the wall.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
rooting for Howard too
His pitcher is a baseball coach from a local small college
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 13, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn, well done
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice nick, even though you're wrong :)
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chris Berman is #1 on my hit list
He must die.
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 13, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of St. Louis
Had toasted ravioli for the first time tonight. Eh. I guess not everything is improved by deep-frying.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 13, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Tried it once myself, wasn't impressed
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That sounds good
I used to fry my own ravioli in hot sauce and splash some spaghetti sauce with sliced green olives over them. Mmmmmm.
by Brian B on Jul 13, 2009 8:13 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
used to?
why don’t you do it any more?
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by BubbaFan on Jul 13, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was wondering the same thing
So I stopped at the store and got me some frozen raviolies.
And your answer is . . . Because it’s a pain in the ass. First boil jumbo ravioli until nearly done, then fry in a shallow spitting pool of olive oil while splashing tobasco over the top. Flip each individual piece and repeat. Then remove to a plate and spoon the sauce over each one.
by Brian B on Jul 13, 2009 9:12 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
I'm torn between Pena and Mauer
I’ll go with Pena. He just seems like a batting practice kind of guy.
by Brian B on Jul 13, 2009 8:11 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
"All of a sudden, St. Louis rooting for Albert Pujols"
WHAT?
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He said Philly
"Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.
by cesarhernandez on Jul 13, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"albert, if you don't hit that sign, i'm going to beat the piss out of you"
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by 'tHan on Jul 13, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How does STL get an ASG before GABP?
"I piss excellence"
by obc2 on Jul 13, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
they piss excellence
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by 'tHan on Jul 13, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"best fans in the world"
puke
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 13, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure Uncle Carl Lindner dropped the ball.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jul 14, 2009 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a new found respect for Pujols
when he said you can call him any nickname except for “the man”. Well done sir
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
by Caleb on Jul 13, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I like "El Hombre" as a nickname for him
It conveys the same kind of stature as Musial had (although Albert’s downplaying this) and pays homage to his roots.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm gonna start calling him The Bambino
by thevole on Jul 13, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Big Mac Pujols
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jul 13, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know what you are getting at
but I like The Whammer better. He even looks like Joe Don Baker.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jul 13, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
See? The resemblance is uncanny
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jul 13, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
MITCHELL!!!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, his name is pronounced
Poo holes, so why not just Assholes?
by fourrunhomer on Jul 14, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Washington fired their manager?
Hopefully more to follow
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by Caleb on Jul 13, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Longing for Cincy to be represented
It would be nice for the Reds to add to their grand tradition they have in the derby.
Here is to Dave Parker winning the first derby in 1985 at Minnesota.
Full details here at the Ohio Cards Blog
by nh on Jul 13, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I was pretending Josh Hamilton was still ours last year
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think we all were
’cept the spammers
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by 'tHan on Jul 13, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
is GABP in the running to host soon?
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by Caleb on Jul 13, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought I heard somewhere that they were going to get one in the next five years
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
they are bidding on 2011 and 2013
according to one of the castellinis on a broadcast last month
THe civil rights game was supposed to be a “trial run”
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by 'tHan on Jul 13, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think they were using the Civil Rights Game
as a way to show MLB that they were able to hold a big event.
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 13, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
how about a playoff game?
as a warmup
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by Caleb on Jul 13, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
that would be a great idea
even a world series or seven
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 13, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It'll be better to have some of the Banks ready anyway, 2013 would be ideal
by mdccclxix on Jul 13, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
you think the Banks will be ready by then?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jul 13, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
only if Ky kicks in
Ohio is, and will be, broke
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by Caleb on Jul 13, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
why would ky want competition for newport?
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by 'tHan on Jul 13, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the goose egg for brandon inge
good
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by 'tHan on Jul 13, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I picked Inge
and he hit zero, zip, nary, nada
Caleb done good
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by Caleb on Jul 13, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Joe Buck talking to Chris Berman
Is that the deepest circle of Hell? Ugh….
"Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.
by cesarhernandez on Jul 13, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
not yet
If they find McCarver I am leaving
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by Caleb on Jul 13, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why isn't McCarver there? It makes sense, being in St. Louis and all, to have him there.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it is an All Star game
only the best come here
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by Caleb on Jul 13, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"To hit a home run you have to hit it OVER the wall. Very important"
/mccarver
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 13, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I miss his dad
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ballpark trivia
Coors Field has the highest elevation of any ballpark. What is the second highest?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yup, Chase Field
Here’s where it gets tricky. What’s the third highest?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
GABP?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jul 13, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope, that clocks in at 13th
542 ft. above sea level.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
atlanta
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by 'tHan on Jul 13, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope
’tHan got it on his second guess.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn
minnesota
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by 'tHan on Jul 13, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kerrect.
Who knew that a glaciated river town was so high?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wikipedia is my friend
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by 'tHan on Jul 13, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where do you think I'm getting these questions?
Now stop cheating!
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
More ballpark trivia
This one’s probably easier, but I was surprised.
Which stadium has the largest seating capacity?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Marlins
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 13, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope, Dodger Stadium is the answer
Florida (are we calling it LandShark Stadium for baseball games too?) is the 4th smallest capacity.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
should be Landfill Stadium
wakka wakka!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 13, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dodgers
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by 'tHan on Jul 13, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i had already cheated before i read your command
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by 'tHan on Jul 13, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you have a 'cheating' hot key?
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 13, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chan really hopes not
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I am a wikipedia ninja
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by 'tHan on Jul 13, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sigh
There goes my time as question asker.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sorry :-(
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by 'tHan on Jul 13, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was looking forward to 'nukkah trivia too
thanks, asshole!
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jul 13, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
who asked this guy to come back anyway?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 13, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you guys could just not cheat
i’ll stay quiet
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by 'tHan on Jul 13, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wrong as you could possibly be
The tarp really cuts down the capacity.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
When the tarp is off though, it's the biggest
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is what i was thinking
so im not totally embarrassed
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 13, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
too bad she makes you wear the tarp though, huh?
if she only knew what she was missing.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jul 13, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i dont know
the game lasts alot longer when you have to pull the tarp out
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 13, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what?
nobody else man enough to admit this?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 13, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would have, but I have no idea what the hell you're talking about.
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
jch does not stand for jimmy c. hats, I take it?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jul 13, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dodgers Stadium
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jul 14, 2009 2:05 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is a beautiful city
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What ballpark is the furthest from a freeway/highway/interstate?
"I piss excellence"
by obc2 on Jul 13, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Cooperstown
grande’d
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 13, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cooperstown really is way the fuck off the highway
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by Slyde on Jul 13, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
as George Grande would say
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jul 13, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
KC
is right off the interstate!
"Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.
by cesarhernandez on Jul 13, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i have no idea, of course
but it sure slowed down ’than’s answers.
"I piss excellence"
by obc2 on Jul 13, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your house is really far off the interstate
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's because your question was dumb
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by 'tHan on Jul 13, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
your retarded
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
knock knock
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by 'tHan on Jul 13, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHO THE FUCK KNOCKED ON MY DOOR?
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ura who?
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ura retard!
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by 'tHan on Jul 13, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Know any more jokes?
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How did the Undertaker win the title?
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by 'tHan on Jul 13, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know. How?
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he urned it!
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by 'tHan on Jul 13, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
your still brain damaged from watching MMA this weekend
go drink your Coors Light, woman
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by obc2 on Jul 13, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
MMA is awesome!
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by 'tHan on Jul 13, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Field of Dreams
Dyersville, IA. What do I win?
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by BK on Jul 13, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hi, hello, welcome!
just want to point out the “reply” link below the posts. It’ll put your answers in the right spots.
Thanks for joining us!
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jul 13, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
(hint)
slyde really, really, really, really, really, really has a reply fetish.
"I piss excellence"
by obc2 on Jul 13, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a new annoying thing to do, thanks
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sonofabitching Firefox
Anyone wanna give me some tech support to figure out what I did to make FF act so strangely?
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
did you hit the big red X in the corner?
‘cause that’s bad.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 13, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn, you guys always make it sound so easy!
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get a real browser!!!
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by 'tHan on Jul 13, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
/bait'd
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
/bate'd too
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're the master
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by 'tHan on Jul 13, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
That's a rec'n son, well done
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ura retard who didn't click reply
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
holy shit I just time traveled
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
peabody'd
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by 'tHan on Jul 13, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why click reply?
I thought that was only for game threads!!!
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by obc2 on Jul 13, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
and madville
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by 'tHan on Jul 13, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Keith Olbermann has a new blog post, fyi
Dont vote for Pedro….and a small Jay Bruce update.
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by obc2 on Jul 13, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Pedro Borbon is awesome
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love when they use the "ball tracker" effect and the guy slaps one 100 ft
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah this hittracker thing is stupid
this isnt hockey.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 13, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
almost as dumb as the base stealing indicator on TBS baseball
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 13, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, the Home Run Derby is at least twice as important as hockey.
My four year old thought the ball tracker was pretty cool. Almost as cool as the ad for the new Tarantino flick.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 13, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
they don't seem to care for gnatzis
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by 'tHan on Jul 13, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey i voted Nelson Cruz
and he’s moving on to the next round. hot dog!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 13, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This is one exciting home run derby
zzzzzzzzzzzz
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by obc2 on Jul 13, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
is josh hamilton winning?
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by 'tHan on Jul 13, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Alexander Hamilton is winning
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think Jason Alexander is winning
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 13, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alexander The Great?
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It took me a second to see a lamp
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
What lamp?
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jul 14, 2009 2:12 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it cold in here?
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The on-screen guide says it is supposed to be over at 10
ummmmm no
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 13, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
pujols just got out the corked bat
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by obc2 on Jul 13, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Cliche Tracker
“I think the first one is the most difficult one.”
“Flashbulbs are going off.”
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 13, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
THIS is why you don't walk Pujols
He’s getting himself out!
by Brian B on Jul 13, 2009 9:35 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Wait just a minute
What the hell are “cheddar biscuits” and why have I not tried them?
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
go to red lobster
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by 'tHan on Jul 13, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
they're at Red Lobster
Cheddar Bay, bitch
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by obc2 on Jul 13, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
greatest evar!!
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by 'tHan on Jul 13, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
think they'd go well with a Bloomin Onion?
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by obc2 on Jul 13, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
why yes i do!
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by 'tHan on Jul 13, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Delicious" and "because you're a ninny"
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Touche, honkey.
I know where I’m going soon. Once I win the bet I placed on that pickup game my boy is playing against Wood Harrelson.
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's a team called Wood Harrelson?
Really?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're a morning team
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by obc2 on Jul 13, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you hadn't stolen all the whys, I would have been fine
You dirty thief.
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here come the excuses -
“he thinks about making good contact, not power.”
by Brian B on Jul 13, 2009 9:36 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
I'd love for him to screw up his swing and hit .250 the rest of the year
A girl can dream, right?
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dreaming about Prince Albert may be just as common for men
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If it persists for more than six hours, please see a doctor
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what if your Prince Albert gets pusy?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jul 13, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i highly recommend googling "pusy"
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by obc2 on Jul 13, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
hey
i forgot i selected Pena.
BAT OFF!
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by obc2 on Jul 13, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't
I’ve never rooted harder against someone for no good reason, lest we have to hear you pontificate on your presience Saturday.
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
did i mention Cy Young Award winner Lincecum is starting the All Star game?
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by obc2 on Jul 13, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah but his commercial sucks
stubbs doesn’t have a sucky commercial
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by 'tHan on Jul 13, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and we don't listen to that
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"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jul 13, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The video game one?
I love it. “And we don’t listen to that.”
by ken on Jul 13, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
San Francisco has the greatest organizational pitching philosophy
“He should put a towel on.”
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I knew Prince Fielder would put on a good show
it does make me apprehensive about the Brew Crew series this week though
by Red_Poodle on Jul 13, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
you can hear the disappointment in Berman's voice when anyone but Pujols hits one
fuck. that. fuckstick.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 13, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
it is pretty obvious
by the way, watching this stuff reminds me of why I would rather be watching even sucky play by Rosie. It’s just more interesting—especially the commetary you guys come up with lol
by Red_Poodle on Jul 13, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pujols: BACK BACK BACK!!! GOOOONE!!!
Anyone else- Oh… it just gets over…
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by crolfer on Jul 13, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pujols chokes in derbies...
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by crolfer on Jul 13, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
but he looks like a pimp with them on
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by 'tHan on Jul 13, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's too many damn kids on the field
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by obc2 on Jul 13, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
and they're all terrible fielders... so sad
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by crolfer on Jul 13, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
must be Missouri kids...
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by obc2 on Jul 13, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or maybe they're related to Dan Uggla... He seems to fail around All-Star weekend...
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by crolfer on Jul 13, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I refuse to take any responsibility for this development.
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sounds about right
dead beat
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 13, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i keed
of course. hey! yer all right!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 13, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
now THAT kid might be from Missouri...
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by crolfer on Jul 13, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Into Joplin? Bermann? Seriously? Freaking Joplin? Shut up.
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by crolfer on Jul 13, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
so....anybody else got any jokes?
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by 'tHan on Jul 13, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bermann killed my jokiness...
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by crolfer on Jul 13, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
whoozere?
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by crolfer on Jul 13, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
littleoldladywho?
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by crolfer on Jul 13, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
little old lady who?
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by 'tHan on Jul 13, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey thats neat!
i didnt know you guys could yodel!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 13, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup... I took classes on it...
RR taught me to yodel… yess
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by crolfer on Jul 13, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i didn't either!
thanks for helping me discover new talents chuck!
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by 'tHan on Jul 13, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was my favorite knock knock joke
when i was 8
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 13, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not a joke
But I’m watching Freaks and Geeks, and Mr. Rosso the guidance counsellor reminds me waaaay too much of my housemate.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
your housemate is awesome!
He listen to American Beauty?
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by 'tHan on Jul 13, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So there were two truckers who dies in a pile up on the interstate.....
“Oh, him? He’s going to hell. You and me? We’re going back to Alabama!”
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nelson Cruz wants our support in this thing.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 13, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah... a bit younger... And shorter... and he has black pants... weird
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by crolfer on Jul 13, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
heeeeyyyyyyyyyy
3 first basemen and a whatever the hell Nelson Cruz is.
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by obc2 on Jul 13, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Pedophile?
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by crolfer on Jul 13, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did he private message you on facebook again?
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nelson Cruz is when you go looking for Nelson!
Found ’em!
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 13, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Ha Ha!
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by 'tHan on Jul 13, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit this is funny!
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joe: "Cecil Fielder didn't win."
Prince; “Tell me about it.”
by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 13, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hotel question
So is there a decent hotel that is close to Newport on the Levee and GABP?
"Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.
by cesarhernandez on Jul 13, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
comfort suites is your best bet
avoid the Travelodge.
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by obc2 on Jul 13, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm bored
Has Weathers been traded yet?
by Brian B on Jul 13, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Can we trade Weathers for Curtis Granderson?
by Brian B on Jul 13, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oooh... I'd take it... Might be an upgrade over freaking T-Virus...
of course so would Chucky, the one legged chicken…
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by crolfer on Jul 13, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am intrigued by Chucky the one-legged chicken CF
And wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
These things blow
Have we ever had a guy in the derby, coincidentally?
by chesirecat on Jul 13, 2009 10:44 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Did Griffey ever do it while he was a Red?
If Adam Dunn had ever gotten some recognition, he would have been a good fit.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not since Griffey in 2000
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 13, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
good lawd
this contest is going on three hours!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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by obc2 on Jul 13, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I wasn't drunk, I'd have turned this off by now
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 13, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Way too many contestants
Need to pare this crap down
by chesirecat on Jul 13, 2009 10:52 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Isn't there just one?
What else do they have besides the Derby?
They should have an UZR and a FIP competition.
by Brian B on Jul 13, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
GCL Reds
The baby Reds had 5 guys named Rodriguez play in today’s game. They combined to go 6 for 14 with 2 Rbis, and 2.2 IP, 4H, ER, BB, 2K.
by Brian B on Jul 13, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
A-Rod, B-Rod, C-Rod, D-Rod, and E-Rod
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only one of those is right
C-Rod, H-Rod, Two R-Rods and a Y-Rod. I think the last one will stick.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 13, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is anyone here? I am eating skyline.
And I’m in DC. And I’m ecstatic.
by jsl413 on Jul 13, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You'll get your Skyline in less than a week.
Calm down.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 13, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hell, tell you what. I'll even buy you a coney.
But only if I get to feed it to you.
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're replying to Brendan, right?
I’ll be in attendance for this. I’ll take pictures.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 13, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This needs to happen, says me.
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go to Charlottesville (sp) and buy your own!
by jsl413 on Jul 13, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Four hour round trip?
I like Skyline, but that’s a long way to go. For homemade.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's really good man. It's realllyyy good out of the can.
Like, when I smelled it and tasted it, I felt like I was on good Ol’ Montgomery Rd. & 275.
by jsl413 on Jul 13, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Singing "Sweet Caroline"?
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
EXCESSIVE CELEBRATION TIME
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 13, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Just got home.
Man Prince is hot … wait that’s fucking Ashanti. What the hell am I watching?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure, but Jenna Fischer's involved so I'm watching it too
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 13, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, because I'm a perverted degenerate ... Shawn Johnson.
When she did that flip I was seriously hoping that jersey revealed more skin.
/Going to hell, don’g care
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll see you there
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 13, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you.
And Jenna Fischer taunting Andy Richter reminds me Conan is on instead of this crap.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
True
Unless Shawn or Jenna gets more camera time, I’d rather be watching Conan.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 13, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those two and Ashanti should make out.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ashanti in her prime.....dear lord
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has Ashanti somehow gotten better looking?
Cuz, uh, she wasn’t.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 13, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You, sir, are blind.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
who the fuck is ashanti?
i don’t wanna use my ninja skills to find out
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by 'tHan on Jul 13, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Singer
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 14, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can you get banned from Twitter?
Because I think I’m about to.
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've don'g cared many nights in my life
It’s no way to waste your youth son, I can tell you that.
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Windows Media Player tells me "C is for Cookie", and that it's good enough for me
Windows Media Player is wise.
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 11:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I feel like you would appreciate this
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 13, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now that's funny.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh deah lawd, I laughed waaaaaay too hard at tha
t
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
See? I was laughing too hard to post correctly
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by jch24 on Jul 13, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bob Knight is an old perv totally wants to tap Shawn Johnson
YES DO A FLIP
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 13, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
who is shawn johnson?
i looked at the twitter pics posted above…
it appears she’s a midget
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And also a midget
and the hottest thing ever, if you’re into buck teeth
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jul 14, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i've never been a fan of jewell
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 8:48 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Truly an American hero
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by jch24 on Jul 14, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gold medal winning gymnast
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 14, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is she the one that cheated those poor young chinese gymnasts last year?
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by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 8:48 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
To completely change the subject
why don’t they have a hotness pageant or something? It could be judged by Joan Rivers and some other blow hards. I think Cincy would have some pretty ctrong represnetatives in that department, such as Adam Rosales ;)
by Red_Poodle on Jul 14, 2009 12:52 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
pretty ctrong represnetatives
You should have that looked at.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 14, 2009 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh wow
as I have said in the past, this dang laptop keyboard has increased my typo, creepy typo, ratio terribly lol
by Red_Poodle on Jul 14, 2009 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
c trent would win the hotness pageant!
I would know, I’m 30% gay
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
by 'tHan on Jul 14, 2009 8:49 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol if your 30% gay
you mustknow what your talking about so I’ll take your word for it
by Red_Poodle on Jul 14, 2009 9:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
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