Game 86 Thread: Reds at Mets
by Slyde on Jul 11, 2009 5:00 PM EDT
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Cincinnati Reds at New York Mets, Jul 11, 2009 7:10 PM EDT
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Tonight, I think we will find out if a team can win a game without actually scoring a run. Two excellent pitchers facing two bad offenses? We may not see any runs for the rest of the weekend.
You know Johnny Cueto desperately wants to make up for his atrocious performance last Monday against the Phillies. The real question is whether or not he is hurt or if it was just one of those nights. I'm fearful that it was the former, but hopeful for the latter. We'll see tonight, I suppose.
Johann Santana hasn't been his normal self lately. Over his last six starts, his ERA is 5.79 and the Mets are 2-4 in those games. Santana might just be suffering from a case of the Harangs since the Mets have scored a mere 3.06 runs per start for him. Hopefully, that trend will continue today.
Jay Bruce is back in the lineup tonight, batting 2nd. Strange that he would come back against a tough lefty, but hopefully the challenge will cause him to be more focused. I know we'd all like him to show us something special soon.
Game time is 7:10. With the pitchers on the mound, it could be over by 9:10.
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Over/under on number of times Taveras and Bruce reach base vs. Santana?
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by Gray on Jul 11, 2009 5:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll take over
Taveras is due! ;-)
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by BubbaFan on Jul 11, 2009 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll take even
They both get on base but Wily T. gets caught stealing because he slowed down to stick the thumb tac in his batting glove. Thus the 1.5.
by fourrunhomer on Jul 11, 2009 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
under it is
Taveras and Bruce reached base 0 times against Santana. Taveras did single, but it was after Santana left.
I still think it would have been over if Bruce hadn’t been injured. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 11, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also...
If by some miracle from the béisbol gods we happen to beat Santana tonight, he will have the exact some record as one Bronson Arroyo.
Funny game, this baseball.
by DocRam on Jul 11, 2009 5:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
with an ERA lower than Cueto!
shocking.
"I piss excellence"
by obc2 on Jul 11, 2009 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm gonna be out for at least the first half of the game
So I won’t be able to help you all curse out the Mets! Bubba, you have to give regular updates on what the Mets crew is saying about Votto and if they continue clamoring for a brush-off!
I suspect a homeurn for Cueto, you just know he wants to make up for last week lol
by Red_Poodle on Jul 11, 2009 5:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait, they wanted a brush-off for Votto?
Do they think he crowds the plate or something?
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by Gray on Jul 11, 2009 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Last night Bubba noted
that the Mets guys said he was lenaing over the plate or some such
by Red_Poodle on Jul 11, 2009 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes
They said he was draping himself over the plate and Nieve should throw at his elbow to get him to back off.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 11, 2009 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So these guys aren't actually watching the game, eh?
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by Gray on Jul 11, 2009 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh, they were
They saw the home run Votto hit in his previous at-bat.
I doubt they’d have said boo if he’d struck out.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 11, 2009 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol exactly
I watched a clip of Votto’s homerun and it did not appear he was draping himself at all. He’s probably beocming their Werth, they better not hit him though! I love that descritpion AMets radio gave of Votto “the wicked bat of Votto”. Thanks to Bubba, we can continue to hear such classics lol.
I hppe Votto has a monster night. He is turning into a bit of a Met killer
by Red_Poodle on Jul 11, 2009 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Incidentally, Cueto's ERA over his last 6 starts is 7.42.
The only thing that will make this game a quick, low-scoring affair will be the attrocious batting.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jul 11, 2009 5:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And before you clamor to throw out his last start,
it is 4.85 in the 5 starts prior to that.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jul 11, 2009 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's been struggling of late, no doubt.
Hopefully he bounces back.
Like Slyde, I fear he has some sort of injury.
by DocRam on Jul 11, 2009 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what my opinion was after last game,
considering how he looked in the beginning of his start against the D-Bags.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jul 11, 2009 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone have a clue why Dusty is batting Bruce at the 2 spot?
Is it to get Bruce seeing better pitches or something? I really don’t get it.
by Red_Poodle on Jul 11, 2009 5:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He's hoping the pitchers don't realize it's Bruce...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jul 11, 2009 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least the bullpen got complete rest for a day
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
by jgoodfri on Jul 11, 2009 5:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
that's a good point
hopefully they won’t be immediately necessary!
by Red_Poodle on Jul 11, 2009 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can Paul Janish give up SEVEN runs in one inning?
Against this Mets team, that would truly be the stuff of legend.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2009 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
he would have to work harder coaxing them to hit like a little league coach or something lol
by Red_Poodle on Jul 11, 2009 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
still not feeling i made the wrong choice by not going to this game
but i feel very sad that i have lost all interest in this team. it’s like a part of me has died. i keep trying to resurrect it but don’t have the prayers in me to do it. :(
by Daedalus on Jul 11, 2009 6:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i completely understand
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by 'tHan on Jul 11, 2009 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heading out now
Cheer and boo a little extra to make up for my absence!
by Red_Poodle on Jul 11, 2009 6:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Booooooooooooooooooooo
Cheers!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jul 11, 2009 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rec'd
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've got strong hopes
that this will be a really good night for Cueto and that this series is the one that we all look back to as the one that gave the Reds the jumpstart they need to win the division. Of course I also hope that someone will send me a check for about fifty thousand dollars next week. Hopefully, this won’t be another night when the double decker Lion’s Den Adult Superstore sign that shines in my living room and bedroom windows is more appealing than the game.
by fourrunhomer on Jul 11, 2009 6:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
evenin' dudes and dudettes
you know what i just remembered? Alex Gonzalez is on this team. i havent missed him at all.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 11, 2009 6:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Happy saturday, y'all.
This’ll be my first game back here since June. And my first a year older after my birthday yesterday.
by Cy Schourek on Jul 11, 2009 6:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
you aged
a year in one day? What do you drive, A Delorean?
by fourrunhomer on Jul 11, 2009 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
aging all at once is easier than gradually over the course of the year, I've discovered
by Cy Schourek on Jul 11, 2009 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The dog's name was Indiana!
/Last Crusad’d
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure you both would be happy to hear
that I celebrated my New York City birthday discoveriing port wine. The evening ended at Magnolia bakery with me putting cream cheese frosting on the middle third of my moustache and shouting “Look at me! I’m Vanilla Hitler!”
by Cy Schourek on Jul 11, 2009 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have a moustache?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 11, 2009 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're coming to town next weekend
maybe cy will give you a ride
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by 'tHan on Jul 11, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Creepiest comment you've made
in at least a couple of hours.
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by Gray on Jul 11, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
on here anyway
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by 'tHan on Jul 11, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good point.
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by Gray on Jul 11, 2009 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
summer of shiftlessness = no shaving whatsoever
its actually kind of sad
by Cy Schourek on Jul 11, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Port Wine is good.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's so surprising about Jay batting 2nd?
You always bat your struggling jitters first and second. You have to “jump start” them!
by Brian B on Jul 11, 2009 7:02 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
What's everyone drinking?
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by Gray on Jul 11, 2009 7:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
banana liquer! yeaaaaaah! i am a manly man!
And like all men on the internet, I’m actually an asian girl.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Jul 11, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I must be drinking "The Kool Aid"
since I’m still following the Reds.
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
by jgoodfri on Jul 11, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry, Charlie
Starkist doesn’t want tuna with good taste, Starkist wants Tuna that tastes good!
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
by jgoodfri on Jul 11, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I missed you too, scrabs.
…even if this is a joke I am totally missing.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Jul 11, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nah
no joke. you just havent been around much and i thought your quip was recably funny.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 11, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tell your therapist, bud.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Jul 11, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
well, you got it half right so far
according to BCB
by Cy Schourek on Jul 11, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
racist
definitely racist
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by BubbaFan on Jul 11, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
But, in a flattering way, right?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice racism is ok!
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Jul 11, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fine, rec.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Jul 11, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Throwdown Energy Drink
gotta get ready for UFC 100!
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by 'tHan on Jul 11, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i could i have one left in my fridge
you are subtlely clever
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by 'tHan on Jul 11, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lesnar will win in under two minutes tonight
that’s my prediction
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by 'tHan on Jul 11, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you shoulda stopped while you were ahead
with that second joke, you pulled a costanza
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by 'tHan on Jul 11, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Raspberry-Lime soda pop
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by BubbaFan on Jul 11, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
soda pop, eh?
Northerner!
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by Gray on Jul 11, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Canadians call it pop like midwesterners
I just discovered this last week and it made me happy
by Cy Schourek on Jul 11, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't like calling it pop
but there is nothing worse than people who refer to a beer as pop
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by 'tHan on Jul 11, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nah
Just wanted to make sure there was no confusion.
I had a roommate from Indiana while in college. She insisted that “soda” was “soda water.” So I’m careful about how I use that term now.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 11, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cola.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you ever seen the map?
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by Gray on Jul 11, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is very cool.
I’ve never seen this.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pop is a lot more, uh, popular than I would have guessed
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
only in land area
The high-density coastal areas are soda.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 11, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm more impressed with the fact that Arizona (according to that map)
only has 15 counties. FUCKING 15!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well
there’s Phoenix, Tucson, and then a bunch of cowskulls and sage brush. what did you expect?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 11, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess I thought they might at least have 20.
Also, does anyone else think that, in the case of the Southwest and Alaska, the reason there are so many different words for the beverage is because there are more multilingual communities than in other portions of the country?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alaska is awfully confused
Hawaii is all soda.
And look, is that a spot of soda sanity in St. Louis?
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by BubbaFan on Jul 11, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
NC is confused, too.
With lots of “other.” No idea what that is.
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by Gray on Jul 11, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah i wonder what the "other"s are
ive heard “soft drink” and “cola”, and i met some South African folks that called them “cold drinks”, which i thought was neat.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 11, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I knew South Africans who called them that.
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by Gray on Jul 11, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
In Los Angeles
Phil SoftDrink is stinking up the joint. Halos remain Yankees’ nemesis.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 11, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do know some people
Who refer to any carbonated soft drink as “Coke.”
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by BubbaFan on Jul 11, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
See the red counties above.
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by Gray on Jul 11, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do.
And I’m not from near Atlanta. No real excuse.
by Cy Schourek on Jul 11, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep, it's called the South.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The South is a hive mind! Bzzzzzzz.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Jul 11, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it polar springs?
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Jul 11, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yup
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by BubbaFan on Jul 11, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Amber Bock
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Taveras is taking tons of pitches here.
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by Gray on Jul 11, 2009 7:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
At least Willy's making contact?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 7:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FAILCOUER SIGHTING!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 7:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Willy!
4 pitches, 4 swings… 1 out.
by Brian B on Jul 11, 2009 7:13 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Well, this has started wonderfully.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 7:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
2 outs.
Dust’s gotta be scratching his head of that fact.
by Brian B on Jul 11, 2009 7:14 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Bruce strikes out
it’s not dark yet, but it’s gettin’ there.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 11, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"Goin' oppage"
WTF?
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by Gray on Jul 11, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Joey Votto
he’s the reason for the teardrops on my guitar.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 11, 2009 7:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
All he does is hit the baseball!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 7:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So glad we're seeing Ramon here.
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by Gray on Jul 11, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll admit it
I’m sad that Angel Pagan and Church are no longer in the same outfield.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2009 7:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"It's a little bit on the straight side, but he gets tremendous extension..."
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by Gray on Jul 11, 2009 7:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, he crushed that. Unfortunatley it was to the biggest part of the park.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The CF had to run it down at full speed on the warning track. It wouldn't have been
a homer there but at least a double, had it gotten over his head. To left or right that things five rows up.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clutch Team MVP finds out just how much of a pitcher's park Citi Field is
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
if only Pagan could've robbed Encarnacion
it would be more poetic
by Cy Schourek on Jul 11, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, if I was a Mets fan
Would I be calling the stadium, “The Citi. My The Citi!” I’d like to think I would.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Cueto gives up a leadoff single
’Nukkah starts fidgeting nervously.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Put it down. You'll grow hair and your palms and go blind.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't worry he followed it up with a walk
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by 'tHan on Jul 11, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, this is going well.
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by Gray on Jul 11, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Better him than Kinky Hitler?
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by Gray on Jul 11, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, fuck. Single, walk.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bases getting pretty clogged...
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by Gray on Jul 11, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I love that stat for BA against with runners on...
There’s kind of a selection problem, guys. When a starter is pitching with guys on, he’s already allowed someone on base.
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by Gray on Jul 11, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
is Bruce hurt?
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by BubbaFan on Jul 11, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
PLEASEDON'TBEINJURED
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by Gray on Jul 11, 2009 7:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
he broke it
he fuckin broke it. oh shit.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 11, 2009 7:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I believe so
That looked really freaking painful
by wishfuldrifter on Jul 11, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think bruce broke his wrist
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by 'tHan on Jul 11, 2009 7:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He's done.
damnit
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by xjjeep90 on Jul 11, 2009 7:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
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by Gray on Jul 11, 2009 7:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
...you've got to be fucking kidding me.
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by andromache on Jul 11, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fantastic
Broken wrist. Austin. Edwin. Jay. Next?
by Brian B on Jul 11, 2009 7:32 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Well, that sucks.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dusty blames Dickerson
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by 'tHan on Jul 11, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
that was disgusting
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Jul 11, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He almost had it, too.
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by Gray on Jul 11, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If his wrist didn't twist like that
Then its an out
by wishfuldrifter on Jul 11, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wouldn't have bothered michael phelps
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by 'tHan on Jul 11, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're right. Phelps would have waited for another teammate to do all the hard work.
/relay’d
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what actually happened?
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jul 11, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he slid in to catch the ball
and jammed his wrist and bent it backwards
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 11, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
his glove got caught on the ground on a diving catch attemp
and his wrist bent in ways it shouldn’t have
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by 'tHan on Jul 11, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He caught his glove on the grass while diving for the ball
And it bent his hand back.
I noticed it right away. Ever since seeing Hideki Matsui break his wrist that way, I hold my breath whenever an outfielder makes a play like that.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 11, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
FWIW
When Matsui broke his wrist, it looked a lot worse. He did throw the ball back in, but he was in so much pain the game came to a halt for a long time while they got him up and off the field.
Hopefully Bruce’s injury is not as serious.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 11, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You gotta wonder if they DL him anyway
That way they get an excuse to get him some time off and some ABs in the minors
by wishfuldrifter on Jul 11, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah he looked more stunned/upset than hurt
so hopefully that is a good sign
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 11, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well...
Good news would be that if he is hurt… we might get to see some minor leaguers up here
by wishfuldrifter on Jul 11, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Or we'll trade for Norris Hopper
by Brian B on Jul 11, 2009 7:36 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Or Ryan Freel.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 11, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
broken?
Really? Didn’t look quite that bad to me.
Though it was bad.
Well, now they have an excuse to send him to AAA…
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by BubbaFan on Jul 11, 2009 7:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
this means I won't see Bruce tomorrow, though :(
And who was that mope they just showed who already has a Francouer 12 jersey?
by Cy Schourek on Jul 11, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
probably his brother
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by BubbaFan on Jul 11, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Willy'd
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 11, 2009 7:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
C'mon GIDP
Apparently Mets fans don’t know who Failceour is
by wishfuldrifter on Jul 11, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FEEL THE EXCITEMENT!!!11
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 11, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
CRAP.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 11, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This has started slendidly.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That wasn't a bad pitch...
complete bloop.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 11, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah that was a great pitch
Failcouer got lucky
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 11, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone else want to go all Rick James,
and go “DANIEL MURPHY!!” when this dude bats?
by Cy Schourek on Jul 11, 2009 7:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Friend of Red Reporter Adam Dunn missed second base going from first to third tonight.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Jul 11, 2009 7:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It happens to all of us.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 11, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck Johnny
im gonna need another case of beer
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 11, 2009 7:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Take him out now please
He is obviously not the same Ceuto we had early in the season
by wishfuldrifter on Jul 11, 2009 7:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What is this DL you speak of?
If Edwin can play with a broken wrist, Johnny can pitch with whatever is wrong with him too
by wishfuldrifter on Jul 11, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We should just switch them up. Let Cueto play third, and stick EdE in the rotation.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Jul 11, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
30 pitches - 1 out!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jul 11, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ah shit
fuckin taveras
www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com
by xjjeep90 on Jul 11, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you, Willy.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 11, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
dusty blames dickerson
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
by 'tHan on Jul 11, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why have they not even gone out to talk to him yet?
What is wrong with these coaches?
by wishfuldrifter on Jul 11, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Pole talked to him as they pulled Bruce.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 11, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
With Dick Pole as the pitching coach...
it may be best to not go out there.
by DocRam on Jul 11, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Willy, you suck
Took his eyes off the ball.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 11, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Cueto is really falling off to 1B isnt he?
i dont remember him doing that so much
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 11, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Last year he did "big time"
But I hadn’t noticed it as much this season
by DocRam on Jul 11, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And here's the pitcher...
batting in the first.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 11, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
henceforth known as the cueto special
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by 'tHan on Jul 11, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
35 pitches - 2 outs!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jul 11, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Whatup yall's?
Slyde, why you jinxing JC?
by Colin Auscapee on Jul 11, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck the cubs
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by 'tHan on Jul 11, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Any chance we find a way to score 4 runs tonight?
by wishfuldrifter on Jul 11, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
hey the Reds are in 5th place
feels right.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 11, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
seriously
when did the Astros get to 500?
by Cy Schourek on Jul 11, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
they do this every year
and they just aren’t that good. Its frustrating.
by Cy Schourek on Jul 11, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really? Not that good?
They look pretty good on paper.
by Colin Auscapee on Jul 11, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why?
Are you good at drawing or something?
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you dabble in your drawers?
like premature ejaculation?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 11, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you just too sexy, babe
that’s all it is.
by Colin Auscapee on Jul 11, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Jul 11, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whaaa????
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
only compared to the Reds, I guess
oh, and the Pirates too.
This game has made me so damn pessimistic so quick.
by Cy Schourek on Jul 11, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah me too
i better get another beer. nothing like a depressant to chase the blues away.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 11, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
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Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
40 pitches - 3 outs
yay?
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jul 11, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
check out this list...apparently i've been paying no attention to this season
Worst batting average in MLB
Minimum 300 plate appearances
.193 Jason Giambi
.208 Jay Bruce
.221 David Ortiz
.224 Jimmy Rollins
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by 'tHan on Jul 11, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
At this rate, at least the Mets will be limited to 24 runs.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Jul 11, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
unless the reds score 25
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by 'tHan on Jul 11, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like I said, at least the Mets will be limited to 24 runs.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Jul 11, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
much improved from last start!
baby steps!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jul 11, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yanks and Cards both lost today
woot!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jul 11, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I just turned this ish on
And no lineups are posted. Is Edwin batting cleanup?
by Colin Auscapee on Jul 11, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If that ball was hit to nomans land...
Why was it caught GG?
by wishfuldrifter on Jul 11, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
obviously
he doesnt recognize the humanity of that monster Gary Sheffield.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 11, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's a nice series of movies
called No Man’s Land.
by fourrunhomer on Jul 11, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that that one in Kosovo?
I think I own that movie.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not just one movie
But a series of movies with really good dialogue and props.
by fourrunhomer on Jul 11, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was going to make a joke about noman's land being somewhere near Cornell.
But I am 99% sure it was really unfunny.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Jul 11, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You were right.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 11, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
"Off the end of the bat, to no-man's land..."
“…Sheffield’s there and he’s got it.”
WTF?
by DocRam on Jul 11, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That's why I mute my TV.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sheff apparently lives there
Everyone knows that
by wishfuldrifter on Jul 11, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Him and these guys
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never thought I would say this
I wish Bronson was pitching tonight again
by wishfuldrifter on Jul 11, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FWIW
This is a good at-bat by Cherry.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
very good
Cherry Hudson Jr time. they ya go.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 11, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was such a professional at-bat
I could have sworn he was white.
by Colin Auscapee on Jul 11, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well
he is pretty light-skinned. so he has that going for him.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 11, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does he look white on paper?
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Jul 11, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, he's Mexican
but apparently nobody told him that you can’t walk off the island.
by Cy Schourek on Jul 11, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well. It's a peninsula. And you can.
At least until they build that wall.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Jul 11, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's a not a wall
it’s a fence. walls are built by godless commies.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 11, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Fantastic.
Simply great.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Need alot of 7+ pitch ABs
Sooner we ‘chase’ Santana the better.
by DocRam on Jul 11, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey an extra base hit
Wonder what that’s like.
by Brian B on Jul 11, 2009 7:57 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
So.... can we take Cueto out now?
I love the guy… but this is ridiculous
by wishfuldrifter on Jul 11, 2009 7:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, this is going well.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 11, 2009 7:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
hey look!
It’s a video of cute animals that reminds me of the Reds!
by Cy Schourek on Jul 11, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
No, that one wasn't a bloop.
That was a decent single.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 11, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
GG once called a homer a bloop.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
liar
it’s happened much more than one time
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
by 'tHan on Jul 11, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
/Truth'd
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU DICK POLE!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
if I had a nickel for every time I heard that...
by Cy Schourek on Jul 11, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'd still be broke?;p
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay... so he now has 2 consecutive games of crap
Will they please check him out and figure out what his problem is?
by wishfuldrifter on Jul 11, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That sinking fastball down and in to the right handed batter is not working, Jonny
When Ramon calls for it on the first pitch, shake him off.
by Brian B on Jul 11, 2009 8:00 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
This game might never end...
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by BubbaFan on Jul 11, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So how many of you thought Sheffield would be OPSing .868
after 197 ABs?
Kinda makes me wish the Reds had picked him up
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jul 11, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You going to any of these games?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was there last night
almost went tonight, glad I didn’t now….
might go tomorrow.
By the way, this is easily the weakest lineup I’ve ever seen, they could barely get it out of the infield against Bronson…..this tells me something’s up with Cueto
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jul 11, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds good.
Weakest lineup?
BUT THEY’VE ADDED FRANCOUER!!!
Have fun tomorrow if you decide to go.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey! I'm going tomorrow and all I get are jabs at my Dick Pole!
by Cy Schourek on Jul 11, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apologize. I was not aware.
You, also, have a great time. Throw things at that assbag in right.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, seems like every time I go Harang or Arroyo is pitching
But wouldn’t mind seeing the big guy tomorrow.
By the way, Citi Field might be the best stadium I’ve ever been in. Haven’t been in many, but it’s incredible
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jul 11, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, after what I've seen this year. I want to go.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because they suspected he might be old and shitty.
And he had a bad spring training.
(I’m being held hostage by a Tigers fan who made me defend his management)
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Jul 11, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Every hit cannot be a bloop GG
And the Mets clubhouse wouldn’t tell us a thing about Jay Bruce
by wishfuldrifter on Jul 11, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He was on ESPN... that makes him good right?
by wishfuldrifter on Jul 11, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chris Berman seems to think so.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wait a minute
people actually like Francouer? like think he’s a good ballplayer? what in the H?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 11, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He struck out against Johnny Cueto
This automatically puts him in the running for worst baseball player of all time.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I was thinking about taking a night off
I was drinking tequila without wincing last night. Apparently, I had sex. Only the vaguest recollections. Is this win?
by Colin Auscapee on Jul 11, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
not a win
sex doesnt count if you cant remember it.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 11, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn
There goes my chance that I got lucky last night.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
some nights your the torro, otro noches tu es el torreador
by Cy Schourek on Jul 11, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And sometimes you're tramplona in Pamplona
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
u gonna be around for sausage vs reds night on thursday?
i’m not really interested but said i’d organize it and feel i have to. plus drinking is always good.
by Daedalus on Jul 11, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope
I’ll be in Kentucky. I might try and head to a Bats game though. Invite jsl though, he’s good people.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok maybe i'll organize and not go
besides, have trip to plan for leaving saturday. yay. very excited. who’s jsl?
by Daedalus on Jul 11, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
in self destruct mode, sorry if i don't get the joke
by Daedalus on Jul 11, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He posts here and is in DC for the summer on a an internship
…doing classified things!
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So he's in the newspaper business?
bow-bow-bow.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Jul 11, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
jsl is a he?
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by BubbaFan on Jul 11, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you got laid while on autopilot, not bad.
Not bad at all.
by Brian B on Jul 11, 2009 8:07 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
ohhhh, yeaaah.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Jul 11, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man, I am glad someone is in my corner
and I said vague recollections, okay Scrabbles?
by Colin Auscapee on Jul 11, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
alright alright
congratulations.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 11, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently, I maintained my dignity to the end
by insisting that there was no way that I was drunk.
by Colin Auscapee on Jul 11, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have they announced Jay's broken wrist yet?
Or are they going to keep him active for a week before they decide to xray it?
by Brian B on Jul 11, 2009 8:04 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
2 weeks
Plus 3 extra days for the ASG
by wishfuldrifter on Jul 11, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
FSO needs to hire new camera guys too
This shaky camera is killer
by wishfuldrifter on Jul 11, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It's all those top-of-the-line NYC drugs
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fractured right wrist for Bruce
according to Marty.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
that's why his bating average was so low
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
by 'tHan on Jul 11, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
That was perfect.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's not surprising
So who replaces him? Or does he stay on the active roster?
by wishfuldrifter on Jul 11, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Willy "threatens" the bunt and works a two strike count
Whoops, there it is. Fractured wrist for Jay.
by Brian B on Jul 11, 2009 8:09 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
"Bruce turned into the guy they traded away, Adam Dunn"
Ummm, besides the BB thing and the UZR thing, sure.
by Cy Schourek on Jul 11, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
CRAP
Fractured wrist.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 11, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Probably 6 weeks.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jul 11, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So this cements Taveras' spot for the next 6 weeks
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jul 11, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
so Stubbs? Dorn? Hesiey? Rosales?
by Cy Schourek on Jul 11, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's gotta be Heisey
I don’t care if he’s not ready, we need to cath lightening in a bottle.
by Brian B on Jul 11, 2009 8:18 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
I hope you're wrong
Stubbs I the long term answer for centerfield (although he should be the present answer). But Heisey hasn’t been stopped this year. Challenge him now and found out where his ceiling is. If it’s stubbs, fine. Unspectacular in right field, but fine.
by Brian B on Jul 11, 2009 8:23 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
This team and its wrists
Edwin, Jay, Bronson’s carpal tunnel. Lordamighty!
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They are aware that they're rich and there are hookers, right?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fucked that up with poor grammar.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not this weekend baby!!!
NYC hookers all the way.
Unfortunately, to conserve money, Castallini sends for NJ hookers.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This explains why Mark Spitzer was in the vistor's dugout
Thanks! I’ll be here all night!
by Cy Schourek on Jul 11, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, Mark Spitz with a Boston accent
I fucked that one up, didn’t I?
by Cy Schourek on Jul 11, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mark Spitz?
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Jul 11, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah i thought you had a moustache
you should know this stuff.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 11, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stubbs was the first name out of Jocketty's mouth when talking about replacements
by DocRam on Jul 11, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stubbs
He seems to be heating up again after a terrible June. I don’t think he’s really a corner OFer type, though.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jul 11, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somebody put Willy in a corner!
If only Jerry Orbach weren’t dead.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huh?
Mets crew just said the Reds though Jay was going to give the Reds a guy with a high average and some home runs, but he turned into the guy the Reds traded away. . . Adam Dunn.
This seriously posses me off. When did Adam Dunn hit .210? Where would the Reds have been the last 6 years without Adam Dunn.
I know some people are dumb, but sometimes dumb people shock the hell out of me.
by Brian B on Jul 11, 2009 8:12 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
The Next Big Thing, Jay "The Boss" Bruce Almighty
broken. this is affecting me more than it should, methinks.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 11, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So what happened to Bruce and why is Cueto hurting my feelings?
by jsl413 on Jul 11, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Who who? Who who?
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Jul 11, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just found out that a family friend named her kid Orley
and I couldn’t explain to her why that was a bad name for the new generation
by Cy Schourek on Jul 11, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
really?
that’s an easy one. the name is dumb.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 11, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brendan was outing your secret intern work a bit above
I’m just letting you explain it for yourself.
by Cy Schourek on Jul 11, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
broken wrist
sliding forward to make a catch.
because you touch yourself.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 11, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's hawt
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
by 'tHan on Jul 11, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nothing. He's fine. Why do you ask?
by Brian B on Jul 11, 2009 8:25 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno. Someone thought I was a girl, apparently, above.
by jsl413 on Jul 11, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
just 'cause you were worrying
about being raped by someone you met on the Internets. I thought only women worried about that.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jul 11, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm just that much of a predator
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i still cant look my wife in the face
because of you
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 11, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought that was boobs
and his couch.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jul 11, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I worry about being raped everytime i go somewhere with jch
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
by 'tHan on Jul 11, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rape? No.
Pregnancy? Absolutely.
He’s a charmer.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
stay off obc's couch with him
i’m one of the handful that have been raped there
Made from 100% Recycled Awesome,
by 'tHan on Jul 11, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for that.
I’ve stored it away in my memory bank.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rape is not a laughing matter
Unless you are raping a clown.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What if a clown is raping you?
/Paging Jim Day
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll drink to that!
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Jul 11, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel good right now. Gomes will do something neat.
by Cy Schourek on Jul 11, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey look, the got someone who can hit something more than a single.
Common Johny
by Brian B on Jul 11, 2009 8:27 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
why are all of our hits coming with 2 outs?
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jul 11, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow.
Ball really doesn’t carry well. Looked like Gomes got a hold of that one.
by DocRam on Jul 11, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Not to mention that outfield is about as deep as they get
I can understand why the Mets haven’t hit a HR in so long
by wishfuldrifter on Jul 11, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hew was giving him the business down there.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 11, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't know if I'll make it throught this
I may switch to a movie
by Brian B on Jul 11, 2009 8:29 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Four runs is not insurmountable
The Halos spotted the Yanks four runs in each of their last two games, and came back to win.
Somehow, though, it feels like this game is over.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jul 11, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
and so can Nieve
apparently.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jul 11, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought that was the Rockies.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Jul 11, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes
But God has Nick Adenhart on his side.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you dont know that for sure
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 11, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, one of the two Angels fans that have been killed at the stadium this year is probably there
I mean, probablistically speaking.
by Brendanukkah on Jul 11, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's the opposite of steroids?
Is Willy on that?
by Brian B on Jul 11, 2009 8:40 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
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