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Arizona Diamondbacks at Cincinnati Reds, Jul 1, 2009 7:10 PM EDT



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Arizona Diamondbacks
@ Cincinnati Reds

Wednesday, Jul 1, 2009, 7:10 PM EDT
Great American Ball Park

Jon Garland vs Johnny Cueto

Partly cloudy,rain. Game time temperature around 70.

 

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W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2009 - Jon Garland 4-7 5.04 1.57 33 37



W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2009 - Johnny Cueto 7-4 2.86 1.14 70 28


A day after facing perhaps the toughest right-handed pitcher in baseball, Dusty Baker has stacked the Reds lineup with left-handed hitters.  Somebody get him a calendar and get him up to speed. In the lineup tonight in place of Willy Taveras is Chris Dickerson, who likes to hit the ball all over the place, and in for Paul Janish is Danny Richar, who will be playing 3B while Jerry Hairston moves to SS.  Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining about the lineup, after all lefties are batting .308/.384/.491 against Jon Garland this season.  It just seems like this lineup might have been helpful last night too.

The Reds have been scoring some runs for Johnny Cueto lately, putting up 7 or more in 3 of his last 5 starts.  Unfortunately, Cueto has managed to give up 5 runs of his own in each of his last 3 starts and the Reds are just 1-2 in those games.  I know it's probably just one of those stretches that a pitcher goes through, but it sure would be super awesome if Cueto would switch back into badass mode starting tonight.  A nice 7-inning, 1-run start would be fun, I say.

It's been gray in Cincinnati all day today, but still no rain and the radar looks clear, so hopefully this game will go off without a hitch.  Time to get that mojo back from the weekend!

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Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 1, 2009 5:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Also, I have not been in Cincinnati today.

At all.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jul 1, 2009 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Burton not too happy about being optioned today
"I ain’t got nothing to say," he said. “Talk to Dusty.”

He didn’t start out the year too great, but lately he had been much better. I’m surprised one of the new guys didn’t get sent down. Although they’ve been pretty dominate too.

Anyone think there’s a chance CoCo gets moved at some point and Roenicke (i think i just butchered the spelling) becomes the closer at a MUCH cheaper price?

by wishfuldrifter on Jul 1, 2009 5:54 PM EDT reply actions  

i would love to move Coco

but it wont happen. firstly, he has a no-trade clause through the end of this season. that doesnt mean a trade is impossible, but it makes it damn near impossible. but the no-trade clause isnt what is going to stop the team from moving him. it’s the record-breaking contract that is going keep him in Cincy.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 1, 2009 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

18 for 19 is pretty damn ok to me

this team is going nowhere this year. i’d appreciate the opportunity to see as few blown saves as possible.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh I like CoCo

I just know he’s crazy expensive. I think Reonicke could do a good at it in the future if we dont trade him away though.

by wishfuldrifter on Jul 1, 2009 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

poor guy

Being demoted is bad enough, without the piranhas in the press in your face about it as you go.

But he should make nice anyway. He’ll be back some day, and the media has a long memory for stuff like this.

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by BubbaFan on Jul 1, 2009 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seems like Fisher should have been shipped

I like Burton and it seems like he was back on track.

I’m glad Sutton is getting a chance. Not sure if this was discussed elsewhere, but is Sutton being up an indication that Encarnacion had a setback?? Or is this more showcasing for July trading season?

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 1, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno

Remember it was reported awhile back that EE had had a serious setback? A possibly season-ending setback? The Reds denied it, but you gotta wonder.

Also, some have suggested that Burton was sent down because they’re shopping Roenicke. (Actually, we know they are shopping Roenicke. He was what we offered for DeRosa.) Sending down Burton may be less about how he’s pitching and more about how they want showcase Roenicke.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 1, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hi, single folks

My name is Markus and I created a great new website called meetuglychicks.com

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 1, 2009 6:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Celebrity death pranks

I guess we know why boobs thought Jeff Goldblum had died:

http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/07/01/celebrity.death.pranks/index.html

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 1, 2009 6:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Everyone here has already beaten you to it

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 1, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've already been naked

and returned to clothing in shame after I walked past a mirror.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Solid, solid AB by Dickerson

One pitch, one out.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 1, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I like the he works it

no diggity.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like how he hits it out of the infield

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 1, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get Nekkid?

FAoftheG – Anna Rawson 27 year old Australian golfer

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 1, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

yes please

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec her

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Johnny Walker

Having a tough time with this strike zone. Trainer coming out, uh oh.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 1, 2009 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

'Sup e'erbody?

Did I get here just in time for Jonny Quest to go down with injury??

by chesirecat on Jul 1, 2009 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

is something wrong with him?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 1, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

stiff back, supposedly

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope

just taking extra time between pitches, stretching it out occasionally

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh piece of shit

The rotation is in bad decline

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 1, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah I need an update too

everything’s down for me except RR.

by chesirecat on Jul 1, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, i was just making a joke about his sig

yeah, johnny’s walked 5 already in 2, seems to be having back trouble, god have mercy on our poor rotation.

by thevole on Jul 1, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Best Show adherent?

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 1, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too bad about Kevin Allin's passing

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 1, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he passed on.

good news though! Trent L. Strauss is working on a biopic!

by thevole on Jul 1, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome. Thanks.

Stands to reason that our one percieved strength would come crashing down in flames.

by chesirecat on Jul 1, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know right?

I just hope they pull it together for the Mets series.

(being that i’mma be there.)

by thevole on Jul 1, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it that Reds pitchers issue a lot of walks

or is it just the stark contrast with the fact that Reds hitting never walks?

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 1, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey singles,

have trouble at bars falling down drunk and telling ladies to lick your ass? Well, my name’s Markus and do I have a website for you. It’s called inappropriateloser.com. Just for guys like you looking for that special someone willing to put up with the smell and stupid jokes. Join now!

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 1, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

you must have adblocker

or have the good sense to ignore web ads.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 1, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

no ashley madison?

i hear that ad on the FM station on the way to work in the morning. morning drive time!!

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or both :-)

But somehow, I’m not surprised to hear we’re getting ads like that…

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 1, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

y'know

they might be picking up on the daily minor league reports

by thevole on Jul 1, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

whatever

It’s better than those Red Sox ads we were getting for awhile.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 1, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

i didnt mind those

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, gotcha

I fondly remember the days when I would be assailed with offers for mail order brides on RR.

by chesirecat on Jul 1, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

remember those days

hell, who doesnt enjoy perusing a mail order bride catalog. the question of the night is what country is preferred?

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

They just zoomed in on a guy brushing his teeth at the ballpark

I’m ashamed of my city.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 1, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

dont judge

maybe he’s about to, oh, nevermind….

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

So...

anything going on in this here baseball contest? Any runs for either team (I assume we don’t have any)

by chesirecat on Jul 1, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Word up.

Small miracle given Jonny’s walk total. Small steps reds, small steps.

by chesirecat on Jul 1, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hello, my peoples

slow night up in here.

Luckily, I have arrived for the amusement and edification of all!

"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon

by Colin Auscapee on Jul 1, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

wave him around

out at the plate. Mark Berry!!!!

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

rosales would have made it

Richar is hurt. Adam is coming back. dont dive into bags dumbasses.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

What is wrong with you?

You are messing up the whole blog with this Rosales shit. He is gone, the last thing people want to do is have to remember how bad he sucked, and dread his coming back and sucking again.

"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon

by Colin Auscapee on Jul 1, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're too young son

i lived the early 80’s Reds. Krenchicki, Walker, Householder, Van Gorder, Berenyi, Pastore, LaCoss, Leibrandt, Redus, Milner.

What’s this year’s Pythag? Living on borrowed time…

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

True statement on the pythag

We’re crusin’ towards 75 fucking wins again. Just like always.

by chesirecat on Jul 1, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, what the fuck?

He was just rounding first when the ball left Upton’s hand.

Richar is not a fast guy. I can’t imagine what Mark Berry was thinking. Why does this coaching staff constantly do retarded shit?

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 1, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

*rounding third

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 1, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

small ball?

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd call it more "small brain" in this case

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 1, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

with two outs and a poor hitter due up i send him also

but there was one out and the 2 hole hitter was on deck. asinine.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I heart Mark Berry

"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon

by Colin Auscapee on Jul 1, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

.... Berry.

/looks away in disgust

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 1, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

this is the pic for all Havoc outs moving forward. make it so.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone with more time and a better internet connection than I

needs to figure out how many runs Berry has cost the team this year. Gotta be nearing double digits at this point.

by chesirecat on Jul 1, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

here lemme check that for you

*tikka**tikka*tikka*tikka*tikka*

TOO MANY!

by thevole on Jul 1, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's really an unknowable figure

If the third out is at home, who knows whether that runner would have scored had he been held?

But, too many runs is a good guess.

"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon

by Colin Auscapee on Jul 1, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I figured there might be some estimation

for those more mathematically inclined than me. Really though, a 3rd base coach is great at his job if you never think about him, just like the umps.

by chesirecat on Jul 1, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or the offensive linemen

you do not want your name called.

"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon

by Colin Auscapee on Jul 1, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

infinity?

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

sheesh

this game is just a mess, isn’t it.

by thevole on Jul 1, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

day baseball tomorrow is very tempting

yet…i really don’t want to go at the same time

www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com

by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright, yall's

It’s been real. But i gotsta go kick it with some real life peeps.

Keep it where the ice is.

"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon

by Colin Auscapee on Jul 1, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm in dorks. I turned on the radio just in time to hear Mark Berry fuck things up.

I hate him more than Jacoby.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 1, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Dick Pole good?

For more than a childish laugh?

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 1, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Griffey

apparently took the shirt off someone’s back yesterday.

The guy was wearing a wild shirt, and Junior liked it so much he ripped it off him. Literally. Popped the buttons off and everything. He gave the guy his jersey in exchange, so the guy was sitting in the stands wearing Griffey’s jersey. Which was way too small for him.

Also, Griffey and Ichiros are good friends. Really good friends…

And Griffey just homered.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 1, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Griffey's a tickler.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 1, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Garland only at 44 pitches

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 1, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

good story

I could see a DH role fitting JR well in the 2nd half.

by davidmac84 on Jul 1, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

push bunt, johnny!

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF is Richar swingig at?

He swung at two pitches taht almost hit him. I’ve had it with him. I know he hasn’t had much of an opportunity, but he sucks my ass’ ass.

by Brian B on Jul 1, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

You're taint?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 1, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're swingig?

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he's the least of our problems

Hopefully Sutton will gets some hacks

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 1, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Richar goes down when EE comes up

or do the Reds have a different plan in mind for EE- I thought he would come up for this homestand.

by davidmac84 on Jul 1, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course he does

At least, of course he does if you or me is running the team.

by Brian B on Jul 1, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm glad Bruce has been great defensively

because he’s entering below-average offensive territory. In Taveras-Nix-bruce we essentially have 3 mediocre dudes in the outfield.

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 1, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

entering?

he’s got a sub .300 obp.

he gets a free pass because he’s young and seems to be a good guy. what’s his VORP? i have no clue. utility belt time.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

He had a wOBA close .340 earlier this month

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 1, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

what's wOBA?

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

fangraphs version of runs created

park adjust/ includes SB/CS but not baserunning. this year around .332 is average.

by davidmac84 on Jul 1, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't believe it is park adjusted

just seasonal adjusted (i.e. based on that season’s league average).

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta play Dickerson damn near every day

its ridiculous he rides the pine behind Willy.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

does he disdain it?

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 1, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey Caleb~

my youngest son just found a 1973 Vada Pinson California Angels baseball card in one of my many boxes of worthless cards in the basement. it is put aside til we meet again.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

You guys ready for this?

Thom, going on and on about how bunting to give away an out right now would be a bad thing, contrary to popular belief that you should bunt here. Wow.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 1, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I like Thom

mainly because he was ripping Taveras last time I listened to him.

by davidmac84 on Jul 1, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, but is Tim Tebow around? He's the Christ, you know.

/Hates Thom’s football broadcasts

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 1, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tebow is better than Christ to me

what has JC done lately- Tebow has won 2 national championship and faith healed countless young Floridians.

by davidmac84 on Jul 1, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

He pitched 4 solid innings in Dayton last night

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 1, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

KSK'd

Also, I’ll add in a Bacon Cheesy Potato Burrito.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 1, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

JO-EH!!!!

And C-Dick!!!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 1, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

IN PLAY RUN(S)!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 1, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Dickerson had a great jump off second

the kid seems like a player.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

no fooling

amazing how quickly he saw the hit, glanced at the outfield, and turned on the booster jets.

by thevole on Jul 1, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

as opposed to when Richar

got pegged at the plate. That was horrible base running

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, that was retarded Mark Berry.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 1, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec-Spec'd

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 1, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would be ok with an everyday outfield of

Nix/Gomes in left

CDick in Center

Bruce in right

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

As would I

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 1, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

third'd

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

E'erbody'd

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 1, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welch pointed out a flaw in Bruce's swing

Anybody agree with his quibble with the high elbow – causing a big loopy swing? I don’t know much (anything) about swings but his bugs the shit out of me. Looking for answers on this Bruce kid.

by mdccclxix on Jul 1, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

That looks right to me as a layman

He seems to get under balls a lot – which would explain why they’re not falling and why his BABIP is so low.

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 1, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bruce down, Heisey up?

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by BubbaFan on Jul 1, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

how about we just get a hitting coach that can actually help a player out?

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

And a third base coach that doesn't run us out of innings and send guys to doom.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 1, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

bring in Kal Daniels

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

From Wikipedia

 — In 1989, Kal Daniels wanted $325,000-owner Marge Schott was offering $300,000. They settled the debate by flipping a coin: Daniels won the coin toss and earned an extra $25,000 that year.

— He was the player who grounds into a game-ending double play, causing Harvey Keitel’s character to pull out his gun and shoot his car radio in “The Bad Lieutenant.”*

*Now you’ll be thinking of Harvey Keitel peen for the rest of the evening. You’re welcome.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
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by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 1, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

I can’t believe the Union was okay with the coin flip. I wonder if this was known at the time.

by ken on Jul 1, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure if it's 100-percent accurate. That's why I put the Wikipedia notice above it.

The “Bad Lieutenant” fact is most definitely true. And hysterical.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 1, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Over Stubbs?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 1, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stubbs is in a slump

.235 / .295 / .304 in June.

I don’t think it would be a good idea to bring him up now. For his sake as much as the team’s.

I’m not that wild about Heisey, either. He was only just promoted to AAA. But that scout guy I mentioned yesterday seems to think that’s what the Reds should do.

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by BubbaFan on Jul 1, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

too soon

and a great point on Stubbs, i didnt know he was struggling. i think he’ll be here in 2010.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've been looking at his pitch fx stuff a lot over the last couple of days

It seems reasonable what Welsh pointed out. He basically either hits flyballs to left and center or ground balls to first on pitches on the outer third of the plate. That seems to fit a looping swing to me.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, pitch fx

I can’t seem to get access to hit fx, though I haven’t really followed up on it. It doesn’t really matter though since Hit FX data is only through April, which is before Jay started to suck it up.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I think I've discovered what Jocketty's been doing

when he’s neglecting to manage our roster. I’m playing Mario Kart Wii and who should show up but one “Uncle Walt”

by ThePensive on Jul 1, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

prolly playing it in the clubhouse

they have some sweet TVs down there.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know Rhodes has been good all around this year

but Dusty is pushing his luck keeping a 39-year old left-handed specialist in the game against right-handed hitters. There’s no reason to leave the Colossus in for three outs.

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 1, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

but there are only 7 relievers in the pen now

you can’t expect him to manage with his hands tied like that.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

indeed

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rhodes is good

I just think we’re playing with fire. Fuck it, just K-em up Rhodes scholar.

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 1, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

HUGE "K"

need one more!

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by gejoe on Jul 1, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Garland can pretty much pitch this weekend

71 pitches in 6 innings – this team is awfully swing-happy!

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Jul 1, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Another in the long list of lapses by Jacoby

I can’t believe he still things “aggressive hitting” is a good idea with the track record this team has.

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 1, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we could get Jacoby fired

if someone brought to Marty’s attention that Jacoby once drove in only 69 runs on a 32 HR season.

by ken on Jul 1, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

Garland out after just 71 pitches…

And now their shitty bullpen is taking over.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

crazy move in a 1-0 game

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

According to GD

first pitch to Clark was thigh-high, down the middle!

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by gejoe on Jul 1, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Rhodes is already over 27 innings pitched this year

he pitched 35 innings last year, and didn’t pitch in 2007…

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Jul 1, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

That's what I'm sayin'

Playing with fire. Dusty convinced himself Rhodes is a set-up man / proto-closer. Rhodes is an excellent role-player, but he’s being overused and ignoring his history LOOGY splits is a dangerous strategy.

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 1, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

that said, he's been very solid against RH

his WHIP against righties is at or below 1 – against lefties, it’s 0.75.

I do agree that Dusty needs to be careful with Rhodes

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Jul 1, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

strike one was farther outside than ball 2

way to be ump!

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Marty and Cowboy were getting a little pissy about it.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

bad calls are a part of the game

get over it and move on.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

He got out of it!

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Rhodes has been lights out this year

so has Coco.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Colossus is awesome

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 1, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

flag'd

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 1, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

stunned'd

only on RR do ya get a Colossus of Rhodes reference.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still want to see him hit someone and have the batter charge him.

I could see Rhodes knocking the dude out while in the midst of a dead sprint.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 1, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's huge

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

they call him SIR...

Aurthur Rhodes

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Depends?

Does it mean you crashed and burned?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 1, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mustachio

is gonna give up a run or two here.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Ray-Moan

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-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 1, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Jay Bruce bunting...really?

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jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Bunting with Bruce!

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-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 1, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Gomes PHing?

why not Willy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????

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by gejoe on Jul 1, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I wouldn't be opposed to sending Bruce down from Heisey

as a wake-up call. He’s still got a massive hole in his swing and I can’t imagine Lousville’s hitting instruction is worse than the big league club.

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 1, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I've never quite understood the "wake up call" idea

do you think he doesn’t realize that he’s not getting it done?

Again, he should be able to improve at the big leagues if he has good coaching.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it works for some players

Bruce strikes me as very mature and well-rounded, and not in need of a wakeup call.

But take, say, Melky Cabrera. He always seems to respond well to a dressing down, whether it’s being called in front of Cashman and told he’s falling behind his teammates and not working hard enough, being sent down, or losing his starting job.

And there are way too many photos and videos of him hanging out with strippers and such on the net, which suggests a reason he needs so many wakeup calls…

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by BubbaFan on Jul 1, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's your reason why Bruce is well-rounded. Ain't enough strip clubs in Cincy.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 1, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

He could hire Arroyo...

As a consultant.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bronson only likes aquatic-snatch.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 1, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nicely done.

/begins slow clap

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 1, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

There aren't?

A city big enough for a MLB and NFL franchise is surely big enough for a bunch of strip clubs.

Even before he was called up…everything I heard about Bruce was positive. There were reports of Votto and Bailey having “attitude issues,” but never Bruce. Maybe his mama raised him right. Maybe having a disabled sister has made him a little more mature than average. Maybe he’s just a genetically nice guy. But he gets my vote for “least likely to get arrested.”
  

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by BubbaFan on Jul 1, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

The (good) strip clubs are way out in the burbs along the highway.

Sure, there are clubs in shady parts of Cincy and NKY, but none that a pro ball player would go to. Also, this is the same town that flipped shit when Larry Flynt opened a sex shop. Conservatives we be.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 1, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, there aren't

I’m not sure if you’ve ever been here but the city is CRAZY conservative. No strip clubs in town, basically.

"Don't let the brain interfere with the heart" -- Albert Einstein

by jch24 on Jul 1, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice AB for Gomes.

Time for Hanigan

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Jul 1, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

or Micah

nope. go with the coldest hitter on the roster. double switch?

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

hi guys

How we lookin’?

"Don't let the brain interfere with the heart" -- Albert Einstein

by jch24 on Jul 1, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Hush, you

"Don't let the brain interfere with the heart" -- Albert Einstein

by jch24 on Jul 1, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

How was the burrito?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 1, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good

I had it with two double cheesy beef burritos. My stomach will probably riot tonight sometime around 2:30.

"Don't let the brain interfere with the heart" -- Albert Einstein

by jch24 on Jul 1, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

like I said

why bat the guy hitting over .300 when you have a guy hitting .239 on your bench.

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Jul 1, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Holding Hanigan back as the back-up C

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 1, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Janish!

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

GAH Bruce! Wtf man

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

indecision

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

laughs loudest?

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

poops in the tub

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 2, 2009 8:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

what happened?

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by BubbaFan on Jul 1, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hit!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 1, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF was bruce doing there?

The ball went right over his head!

by Brian B on Jul 1, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

i disagree

baserunning is tough, some people have an internal gut instinct others play timid.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

The ball landed three feet in front of the left fielder.

There’s no way Dickerson had a gut instinct that was strong enough to risk getting doubled up. I’m glad he ran on contact, but Welsh’s theory that Dickerson knew exactly where all of the outfielders were before that pitch and knew exaclty where the ball would land is ridiculous.

by Brian B on Jul 1, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I say he just got lucky

He obviously looked back to guage whether he should go or not, but it was probably closer than he thought it would be.

"Don't let the brain interfere with the heart" -- Albert Einstein

by jch24 on Jul 1, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I forget.

Did someone get a hit?

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Bruce needs to get sent the fuck down

This giving him endless reps at the MLB level isn’t getting through

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 1, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

who else you want in rf?

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it would be a largely symbolic move

But Heisey probably… Or let Gomes start against RHPs

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 1, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

My argument with this is that Bruce doesn't need a symbolic move

he needs somebody to help him fix his swing. If that coach is in the minors, then fine. Otherwise, sending him to the minors is just going to create false hope as he beats up on lesser pitching.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup

if the roster was stacked with OF’s id support the move, but it doesnt make sense to send him to AAA. who comes up Darnell?

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Something needs to be done to fix his approach

Fire Jacoby, bench Bruce for more than a game, send him on a zen retreat — Trotting him out there every single day with the same swing is not working

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 1, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what she said.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

jezus

we need some great american insurance runs

cunningham’d

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

At least it wasn't a GIDP.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's okay, Chris

We’ve got . . . our number 2 hitter up. Ugh.

by Brian B on Jul 1, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

At least it's not WIlly T.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's right

we wouldn’t have gotten to our #2 hitter with Willy hitting #1.

by Brian B on Jul 1, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't look now...

Stormy is in. We shall see…

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm calling it -

Sutton with a game-winning RBI in his first ML AB!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 1, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

but, they're already winning.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

See above post re Stormy.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

and sutton has mlb AB's

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Did he hit a GW RBI in his first AB?

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he did

I called it!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 1, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should have just acted like you knew it...

Like Slyde.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope

WRONG!

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really enjoy this bullpen

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 1, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

same here

i’m not expecting a heart attack every time they open the bullpen door

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not fooled by Weather's first three months.

there’s plenty of heartbreak coming from him. I’ll never convert to the Grande side.

by Brian B on Jul 1, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's had one hell of a career

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unless Lincoln walks through it.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weathers deserves some kudos

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

1-2-3 woohoo!

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

VOTTO!

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

What just occurred?

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

single post!

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

leadoff single

GIBP

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jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

I think.

I think I’d rather had two outs the conventional way.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jo-eh!

Happy Canada Day, big guy!

by Brendanukkah on Jul 1, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Can't wait til Votto has enough ABs to qualify for the leaderboards

He is Illmatic

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 1, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

He cut a mash-up album called Vott-Illmatic for the People

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 1, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

GIBP

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Coco time

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

12 GIDP - that's a lot right?

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 1, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Solid 10 pitch inning, fellas

this offense is chugging.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

woo hoo 1 out

fly the flag!!

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Coco is throwing seeds

and all strikes.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

throwing more seeds than jch at a bachlorette party

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice

cross pollination!

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

southern comfort!

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

The scavenger hunt is where I usually do my work

"Don't let the brain interfere with the heart" -- Albert Einstein

by jch24 on Jul 1, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

the 2000 Reds have hurt you

haven’t they?

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

er, 2000s

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

true'd

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 1, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

... and this one belongs to the Reds!!!!!

I love these kind of games

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Boom. Bitch.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 1, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

shutout!

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

2 hitter!

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

BALL GAME!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 1, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

1-0 great game

two hit shut out. Nice

and we are back to .500

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

problem is

everybody who gets the obc endorsement typically starts to stumble.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

obc, say something good about Willy Taveras

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 1, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

let me let me

He’s fast

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on Jul 1, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

quick, tell me how fertile I am!

"Don't let the brain interfere with the heart" -- Albert Einstein

by jch24 on Jul 1, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

fireworks just started going off in the neighborhood

well-timed

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

20 miles?

but the fireworks will be going off at Stone Mountain this weekend.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

woohoo!

now i want to go to the game tomorrow

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I was considering it

but I don’t think I can pull it off

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

me either

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

me neither

"Don't let the brain interfere with the heart" -- Albert Einstein

by jch24 on Jul 1, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

If after the second inning, you would tell me that our staff would throw a two hit shutout

I’d have called you an idiot. Damn, well done tonight.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 1, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

get to work on the Farmers Only

tick, tick, tick.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have 9 hours, calm down

Oh yeah, and it doesn’t do me any good to start it early anymore because fucking Billings doesn’t finish until midnight. Goddamn Montana.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 1, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

how long

does it take to drive to Billings, MT?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 1, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

How much are you drinking?

“I don’t drink” — FUCKING FOREVER
“I like to do shots. A lot.” — Three fucking hours.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 1, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, what? Two and a half then?

Also, on a serious note, I thought they changed that to just being for residents? I thought I read somewhere they made the decision because Montana was getting a bunch of out-of-state people showing up in GTOs and specialty cars that were getting in some wild wrecks and causing hell for the state highway patrol.

I could be (most likely am) totally wrong about this.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 1, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn't Montana also the last state to ban open containers in vehicles?

As in, you could have a beer on the drive home?

"Don't let the brain interfere with the heart" -- Albert Einstein

by jch24 on Jul 1, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe so, yes.

They have a bunch of crazy/awesome laws. Down side? You have to live in Montana.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 1, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on now

Half the time you’d be living in Cyrus.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 1, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

You sick SOB.

I love you so.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 1, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Surrounded by gorgeous mountains

I hear Missoula’s a good time. Winters would be tough, though.

by ken on Jul 1, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

according to Mapquest

22 hours 56 minutes

Total Estimated Distance: 1520.30 miles

Yikes. That’s what we New Yorkers call a schlepp.

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by BubbaFan on Jul 1, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Upstaters call it that too?

Well, I guess you are close to the Catskills.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 1, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's not just New Yorkers.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 1, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

22 hours 43 mins

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jul 1, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm going on Sunday

but that probably doesn’t help.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

my dad was talking about going Sat

or Friday

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by xjjeep90 on Jul 1, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hell yeaah

3 games back. Going to take a holiday from dwelling on offensive ineptitude.

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jul 1, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Hopefully...

We will not be taking a Holliday from dweilling on offensive ineptitude.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

And my earlier prediction for Sutton

of course I wasn’t referring to today. Just when he actually plays.

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 1, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

He might start tomorrow

Richar didn’t impress anyone tonight, and Hairston could probably use a day off

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 1, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

St Louis update

leadoff double for San Fran in the 8th, trailing 1-0

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 1, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Dusty is actually managing for St. Louis tonight.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jul 1, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

K - 1 out

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 1, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Bases loaded, no outs with the starter over 100 pitches

and all they get is 1 run!

but it’s tied!!!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 1, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm watching "Clean House"

Trying to get motivated to clean out the spare room. They’re in Cincinnati. This woman had so much junk it filled a 7,000 SF warehouse. And she still refused to admit she’s a shopaholic.

5,000 people showed up for the yard sale. Some in Reds jerseys. Looks like they recruited the Reds cheerleaders to help out, too.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 1, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

1-0 win!!!!

Great news, but we cannot tke that stuff gainst St. Louis.

I was out at a movie and when I walked in we starned 2 on with 1 out (or something like that).

Last thing, after Stormy got out of the 8th I want to make some cinnamon toast. This is the second time my making toast has ocassioned a hit from Joey Votto. Thought you all should know in case you would like to try lol.

by Red_Poodle on Jul 1, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Saw Star Trek

(bit late to that I know lol) I enjoyed it but it’s hard for me to accept new people in teh classic roles (Kirk without Shatner seems so wrong)

by Red_Poodle on Jul 2, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Someone remind me to stop at Hardee's while I'm in the souf

"Don't let the brain interfere with the heart" -- Albert Einstein

by jch24 on Jul 1, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

There used to be one across from Western Hills Plaza.

It was across Werk Rd. from where Trotta’s is now.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 1, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know, the closest ones to Cincy now are Lexington/Dayton

Sucks.

"Don't let the brain interfere with the heart" -- Albert Einstein

by jch24 on Jul 1, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I pass one when I come home traveling S on 75.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 1, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

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