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BURGER TOUR - Stop #5 Next Thursday?!?

EDIT: It turns out that I have an unavoidable, last minute scheduling conflict.  Anyone opposed to postponing the Burger Night and making it this Thursday???

 

The Burger Hounds are taking the tour to the people and letting their voices be heard.  From this point forward we will post a biweekly poll with 4-5 establishments and the one with the most votes wins. RR'ers, its up to you!  Jch would be much obliged if you would vote for whichever establishment serves draft beer.  

I believe the consensus has the stops ranked as:

92 - Terry's Turf Club

86 - Zip's

83 - Bard's Burgers

77 - 915

I was in dissent, ranking Zip's 4th actually.   This upsets Ash to no end and its probably the only reason im mentioning it again.  Honk!  So far there really hasnt been a clunker on the tour.  I've heard a lot about Five Guys but i must be honest and state, for the record, it looks likes its going to be Johnny Rockets-ish.  Has anyone out there in RR Land ate there?  Feedback?  I know the other places on the poll but im open to any comments and future suggestions for places to visit, of course. 

Here's a link to a burger article in today's Cincinnati Enquirer put an end to boring burgers

Poll
Where should we go?
Five Guys Burgers and Fries (Clifton)
9 votes
Gordo's (Norwood)
0 votes
Terry's Turf Club (Eastern Ave)
5 votes
Herb and Thelma's (Covington)
2 votes
City View Tavern (Mt Adams)
4 votes
boobs
6 votes

26 votes | Poll has closed

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Not been to any of these places...

I would suggest a trip to Fatburger in Oaklry. I’ve not been there but a couple of my friends have become regulars.

FWIW – I din’t go the Terry’s Turf Club..it must be a killer burger to beat out Zips.

What is the date of the next burger outing? Maybe D2 and I can arrange to attend.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 1, 2009 12:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

brutha

TTC, so far, is head and shoulders above anyone else. I had thought Zip’s might have a sporting chance to get on the same level, at least. Nah. Right now I think the most worthy challenger remaining might be Gordo’s.

Bard’s wins the best value, by far. And when in the hell is In and Out Burger coming to the midwest?!?

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

when palm trees grow there

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 1, 2009 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ding ding. Give the lady a prize.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 1, 2009 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

As a longtime Zip's loyalist

I can say, without hesitation, that Terry’s makes a better burger.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 1, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

how about better fries?

beer/tequila selection? ambiance?

the bathrooms might actually be a dead heat.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Terry's in every one

Except Zip’s is slightly less crowded and you’re eating in the dark.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 1, 2009 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

dungeon dining

but i give Zip’s mad props for offering marble rye.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You guys need to try Maribelle's Tavern on

Eastern.

Go on a Tuesday night when you can get a two-topping burger with a side for $6. They do have draft beer — and a pretty decent selection.

It’s not as good as Terry’s, but def worth the trip.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 1, 2009 1:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

From the looks of it, the RR crew would be the turd in the punchbowl at that place

"Don't let the brain interfere with the heart" -- Albert Einstein

by jch24 on Jul 1, 2009 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, it's actually not that high class. Also, they let my ass in.

Plus, they have a patio so you can sit outside and not bother the pricks from Mount Adams. (Note: Those from Mt. Adams, I’m joking. I like you.)

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 1, 2009 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nasty Hook'd

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mrs. M. and I dine at Maribelle's faily often

Nice out door area to sit but the bar is boring. Plus on low end of the skagette scale.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 1, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have you had the burgers?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 1, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope...Maribelle's is a pleasant little spot on the river

I’ve never given a thought to having a burger there. But if the RR burger team needs me….

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 1, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Next time you go (especially if its a Tuesday night or Sunday afternoon) give the burger a try.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 1, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Next time I go it will be with the RR Culinary Club

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 1, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also, Mads, I think you'll get a kick out of

this.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 1, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks - Farney

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 1, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I haven't been to a Johnny Rockets

But I don’t think it’s a comparison to Five Guys. While the burgers are really good at Five Guys, in all honesty, they’re probably overhyped. But you can put as many toppings as you want on it for the same price, so that’s pretty cool. The big thing about Five Guys is their fries. NEVER ORDER ANYTHING LARGER THAN A SMALL. Even the small fries is basically a brown paper lunch bag filled with fries. Basically a meal in and of itself.

I think they’ve started accepting credit cards too, but some of the ones around here don’t (didn’t?), so be warned.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 1, 2009 1:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Agree

I havent eaten at the other places but Five Guys makes a good burger and the fries are always very good. I have never been disappointed with a burger there and there are a bunch of different topping to choose from. Anytime I go with someone else we just split a small fry because they really do just pour fries into a brown bag.

by CamIam on Jul 1, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you've not been to johnny Rockets..you've not missed a thing

back in the day it was pretty fun…the servers would sing and dance and put on little performances etc, Especially in chicago…but now its just an over priced Steak and Shake.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 1, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And owned by Dan Snyder

If not going to a Johnny Rockets means not supporting the Redskins in some small way, I’m happy to never go.

by Brendanukkah on Jul 1, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i went to five guys in pittsburgh

and i remember enjoying the burger, it wasn’t anything out of this world. I wouldn’t make a trip down to Cincinnati just to eat at 5 guys, but if I happen to be in the area I probably would consider it.

Bloop

by justin007000 on Jul 3, 2009 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Skip it and go to TTC

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 3, 2009 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mo Egger had Five Guys today

he puts it slightly behind TTC and ahead of Zip’s.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 1, 2009 2:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

interesting

i say Five Guys it is then, hopefully. i catch crap for downgrading Zip’s but just about everyone i know is in full agreement about TTC…and im extremely interested to try something slightly behind Terry’s.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 1, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

McDonald's enters the 1/3 lb Angus burger fray

read all about it

I just had the Deluxe and it wasnt all bad. Of course Bard’s is only one more block down the road and serves a cheaper, much better 1/3 lb burger…so this is probably the one and only time i’ll consume a McD’s. But its considerably better than anything else on their menu. The bun was a little big for my tastes so i simply just threw the top bun in the garbage (plus it had mayonnaise on it, a major no no in my world). The tomato was very ripe and the pickle was more like a Claussen’s/Izzy’s sliced dill as opposed to those fluorescent green pickles McD’s has used for decades.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 2, 2009 3:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I had the bacon one last weekend

It was pretty good.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 2, 2009 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

everything's better with bacon

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 2, 2009 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the best burger i ever had was at Ted Peter's.

Ted Peter’s is a little shack in St. Petersburg. It is a rather simple burger, but it is cooked to perfection, and I haven’t a clue what kinda cheese they use, but it is amazing.

Whenever I’m in the Tampa/St. Petersburg area I stop at Ted Peter’s.

Bloop

by justin007000 on Jul 3, 2009 12:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ust prior to the close of my store in Oakley this establishment opened

The burgers were ample, tasty and served by attractive yet funky waitresses.

This is a place that should be considered for a visit.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 1:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

However the best service in town is at

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 1:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

O'Bryon's

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 3, 2009 1:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

is this the FAotG?

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 3, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have any of you tried

the Five Guys’ bukkake sauce?

It’s to die for.

He sits alone...Reds are not home.

by Gapper on Jul 3, 2009 2:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

That’s a rec.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 3, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's what she said....

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 4, 2009 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought we were going to Terry's.

What’s with this vote BS? Seriously, screw democracy. Also, Happy Independence Day, all!

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 4, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nobody ever asks me...either

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 4, 2009 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

we should save TTC for off days - it'd be perfect for the all star break Wed

This Five Guys is getting major props from burger aficianados in Cincy. I’m looking to see if it lives up to the hype.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 6, 2009 1:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Anyone opposed to changing event to this Thursday?

I dont know that the edit on the original post will be noticed…but I have an unavoidable scheduling conflict Wednesday.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 6, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Guess you'll have to sit this one out

/Madville’d

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 6, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

see previous Madville post

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 6, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is this thing gonna be Wednesday or Thursday?

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 8, 2009 1:54 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's looking like Thursday.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 8, 2009 9:29 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dangit

I’ll do my best to be there, but I’m hustlin’ Thursday so I might be late.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 8, 2009 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ATL?

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 8, 2009 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha, no

Making a little money on the side so I can maintain my extensive drinking social life.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 8, 2009 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Adonis bankroll, eh?

sticky floor’d

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 8, 2009 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what the hell are you doing up at 1:54am

careerbuilder?!?

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 8, 2009 9:37 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Couldn't sleep, clowns would eat me.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 8, 2009 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

another condender?

Its new and its in blue ash and it has a great name

Sammy’s Burgers and Beer

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 8, 2009 9:52 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I have a coupon for that place somewhere

It said best burger in the city, so I kept it as reference. Gotta say though, the burger didn’t look that great in the ad.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 8, 2009 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

gotta love a burger with a fried egg on it

im intrigued

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 8, 2009 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can get that at Red Robin

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 8, 2009 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't tell him it's a chain, or he won't eat there

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 8, 2009 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Portland

i stayed in a hotel across the street from a Red Robin a decade ago…it was pretty damn tasty. Of course I had never heard of the joint. Not world class but not bad at all.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 8, 2009 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I went to Red Robins and thought the burger was alright

but not close to good enough considering how much it costs.

Bloop

by justin007000 on Jul 8, 2009 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck chains.

I won’t take a shit in Olive Garden.

Bloop

by justin007000 on Jul 8, 2009 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

ash loves her some chains

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 8, 2009 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, I do. Normally, they're chains for a reason. People like the food.

Also, they’re close and usually relatively cheap. I’m not driving 35 minutes in both directions to go to Bard’s. Sorry.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 8, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's why i clued you in to Sammy's

you dont exactly live in the culinary capitol of the tristate, ya know?

there is a good Asian place right down the road from ya, right across from the old Makro.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 9, 2009 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Five Guys is also a chain.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 9, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the exception that proves the rule, perhaps?

actually In N Out is currently tops on the burger chain list. DEEEEE-licious.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 9, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My response to Sammy's is below.

How can a place claim to have the best burgers in the city when it isn’t even open yet? – or wasn’t two weeks ago, last time I drove by, anyway.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 9, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's. just. that. fucking. good.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 9, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But it is in Blue Ash

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 8, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what's that supposed to mean?

I live kinda close to blue ash….sort of. And I think Ash lives in Blue Ash.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 8, 2009 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That would make sense.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jul 8, 2009 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It would, but Ash lives in Sharonville.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 8, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

which borders Blue Ash

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 9, 2009 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But is not Blue Ash.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 9, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nor is it Blue Obc

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 9, 2009 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cryptic.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 9, 2009 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good burgers are in the suburbs

Great Bugers are in the sealzeball joints in the ghettos like Madisonville, Oakley,Clifton, East end and Mt. Lookout.
Just sayin’

http://home.fuse.net/slammers/

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 8, 2009 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Slammer?

I hardly know ’er.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jul 8, 2009 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shimmer!

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 8, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Madisonville, Oakley are ghettos?

You haven’t lived until you’ve had fries served to at Skin’s Place in Lower Price Hill? What’s that, oh yeah, that place got burned down. Only place I ever saw a Appalachian Redneck fight a Hispanic over a quarter. And neither guy win.

/West Side Pride

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 8, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish I could have witnessed that fight.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 8, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

we could recreate it

who you wanna be, bitch?

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 9, 2009 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Given my background, I'm gonna have to go with the redneck

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 9, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will explain it all to you on the 18th.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 9, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bubba Fan?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 9, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jerms

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 9, 2009 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Samoan bitches are HUGE

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 9, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're on your own

when you date a tita

“For you sailors and other smaller men, we do have a few girls under 6’…”

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 9, 2009 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My god that's great

I was acosted because I was dating a Hawaiian girl at the time.

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 9, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mt. Lookout too

The only safe areas are:
Hyde Park
Montgomery
Terrace Park
Mariemont
Park Hills
Lincoln Heights
oh and Lockland

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 9, 2009 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You sound paranoid, my friend.

There are plenty of safe areas in Cincy.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 9, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You should know better than to take Mads seriously.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 9, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh no I'm not paranoid

just realistic, and old…you know what they do to old people in Sharonville, or mason let alone Arlingotn Heights…
God forbid if you’re a woman alone at night in Pisgah…

And I’m NOT ever going over to the west side…

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 9, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wuss.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jul 9, 2009 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sadly, I do not own a whip.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 9, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Neither does Mike Lincoln

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jul 10, 2009 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cheviot!

"I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet"

by jch24 on Jul 9, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeaaaah. I drive by this place quite often... I have no desire to go there.

I was there when it was Taylor’s Pub, and I disliked it then. Change the name and throw up a coat of paint? I’m not impressed. (I believe it’s the same owners.)

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jul 8, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Five Guys recap

*jch did NOT wear his dbag orange t-shirt.

*ash wore a holy shirt!

*i am starting to consider not having beers before and after getting eating these damn burgers especially when we get double burgers and a bacon cheese beef hot dog (best with onions, gr peppers and hot sauce)

*the legendary supersized fries didnt seem so big after all. but they were tasty, much much much better than penn station.

*overall i’d rank FGB&F significantly behind TTC but ahead of all the others.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jul 10, 2009 9:55 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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