Game 57: Reds at Nationals
Cincinnati Reds at Washington Nationals, Jun 9, 2009 7:05 PM EDT
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The Reds start a 3-game set against the last-place Washington Nationals, who are 15-40 heading into tonight. The home team has a 10-game winning streak in this series, with both teams sweeping at home last season. Neither team is playing particularly well right now, with the Reds dropping 7 of their last 10 and the Nationals managing just 4 wins in their last 23 games. This is a great opportunity for the Reds to beat up on a bad team, but with the way they have been hitting lately, who knows?
The Reds will be facing rookie Jordan Zimmermann for the first time. The 23-year old has been erratic through his first 9 big league starts. He has pitched better at home than on the road though, posting a 4.85 ERA and striking out nearly 6 times as many batters as he has walked. He's somewhat prone to giving up the long ball, particularly to right-handers, who have hit 5 off of him in 87 AB. I have no idea on how prone he is to giving up sacrifice hits though.
Johnny Cueto will take the mound for the Reds, making his 12th start of the season. Cueto had his streak of consecutive games completing 7 innings or more broken in his last start when he only managed to go 6.1 innings against the Cardinals. He still pitched well in that start, scattering 7 hits and allowing just 1 run while striking 3 and walking nobody. This will be his 3rd start against the Nationals after going 1-1 with a 4.15 ERA in 13 innings against them last season.
Other than that, I don't think there are any story lines. Lemme double check....nope, nothing else interesting about tonight's game. Enjoy it anyway!
Also, as much as possible, let's try to keep the draft coverage in the draft thread. I realize there will be some overlap, but I'd hate for an interesting discussion on a new draftee to get lost in a game thread.
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rain ... guess i'll go back to watching the draft
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
Crap.
Just realized that I’m going to be the lucky recipient of an mlb.tv blackout tonight.
Does anybody have any experience with using proxies with mlb.tv?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I would guess
A free proxy that’s not in the blackout area. Canadian, maybe?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
you may have to try several different proxies
Before you find one that works. They have short half-lives.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Yeah, I never got that to work.
Hrm.
It actually works for me over wireless broadband now, because mlb is apparently unable to place me using that. And I remembered that I have a Canadian credit card…
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
How convenient?
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
Only when their program
to match IPs to geography is sufficiently confused. In which case a proxy would work, if I could get that to work…
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
8 p.m. start now
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 7:07 PM EDT reply actions
So I'm using mobile broadband...
and mlb.tv says it’s unable to identify my location. Therefore, I’m blacked out of all games.
Nice.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I dunno, every time I get the "unable to identify location" message,
It says “if you think this is in error, blah blah blah” and I don’t pay attention. I guess you didn’t get that message?
Yeah, it gives me that message
and asks for my credit card. But they already have my credit card info…
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
The Lineups
If the game ever starts…
Willy Taveras 8
Jerry Hairston Jr. 5
Brandon Phillips 4
Ramon Hernandez 3
Jonny Gomes 7
Jay Bruce 9
Alex Gonzalez 6
Ryan Hanigan 2
Johnny Cueto 1
Cristian Guzman 6
Nick Johnson 3
Ryan Zimmerman 5
Adam Dunn 7
Eilah Dukes 9
Willie Harris 8
Anderson Hernandez 4
Wil Nieves 2
Ross Detwiler 1
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Confirmed today: Jerry Hairston doesn't really look like Chris Kattan in person.
And Danny Ray Herrera is teeny tiny.
I'm guessing he saw Herrera sitting on the table next to a lamp
“You got that right, tiny DRH!”
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
I'll admit I don't get the reference, though it still cracked me up
by ken on Jun 9, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't find the video
but it was an SNL sketch from back in the Rob Schneider days. Nicolas Cage played Tiny Elvis. The main joke was that he thought everything was huge and his handlers just laughed and said “You got that right, Tiny Elvis!”
The transcript is here, if you are so inclined, but it loses something in the translation, especially since it was only mildly funny to begin with.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
The hotel the team was staying at
Other Reds personnel spied:
Matt Maloney
Arthur Rhodes
Ryan Hanigan
Laynce Nix
Coco Cordero
Billy Hatcher
Brook Jacoby
Dick Pole
Mark Berry
and a quick glimpse of Bronson Arroyo to end things
does Arthur Rhodes dress every day
in a leather suit with bling to match his earrings? Because I can totally see that.
All in all, I woudln’t want to spy on the team just because I like the personalities I’ve invented for all of them. Nix and Maloney going to GWU to hit on freshmen, Hanigan mumbling to himself at the bar punching the next person who says “Hernandez”, etc.
Rhodes taking craps the size of DRH, just to prove he can
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
You know how Chris Dickerson looked at that party for Ryan Braun's t-shirt line?
That’s how Nix looked. Hanigan was on the phone the whole time I saw him. With his BFF Joey?
rain Delay trivia
Which of the former Reds number 1 picks hit the most career home runs as a Red?
Hope Springs Eternal!
Hmm...
Mike Lincoln is still with the team?
Mike Lincoln should have been released on June 8.
Any word on the delay from local broadcast?
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
Daedalus
is supposed to be at this game, isn’t she?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
tsk
Watch your mouth. Daedalus is a lady.
It’s screw you.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Sounds like a bar with naked dancers
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
No.
Ash’s house.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
No. Just filled with naked dancers.
Some, are even dead. So they don’t dance that much, they kind of just lay there … but when the strobe hits them, it’s fucking hot.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Expos-esque
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
Game's on.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
About damned time
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone figure out why Hanigan and his .322 average is still batting 8th behind Gonzalez?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
He's the catcher.
Catchers bat eighth.
/Dusty’d
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
please
We’re lucky A-Gon isn’t batting second.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
George is already starting the piling on
“Dunn’s in left, he’s committed seven miscues…”
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
June 8
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, that was the question asked
by the announcer.
No mention of his offensive stats, of course.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Yep, I know
Welsh was all kinds of ready to point out how many errors and what part of the season it was.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
amazing how he got a little healthier
when Dickerson was making great catches and hitting a little
Hope Springs Eternal!
It was supposed to be
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 9, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
That's what happens
when you hit the ball right to Alex Gonzalez.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Welp, here comes Dunn
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions
I really don't like having to face this guy
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 9, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Nor do I
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Also,
0-0
after 1 in Pittsburgh
/hockey’d
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions
thanks for the update
I should probably switch over, but the Yankees-Red Sox game is like a train wreck. I can’t look away.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Good goaltending
The ageless-wonder Bill Guerin had like 6 shots on goal and has nothing to show for it.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that on a network
or are the Stanley Cup finals on VS or something?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
NBC
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Shit. I was watching the Reds.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
K him boy-o
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 9, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions
Dukes is having a pretty good year so far.
He needs to with all that child support.
ZING!
I’m a dick.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions
Dukes knocked-up a 17-year-old foster child of a relative
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
He has like 5 kids by 4 different women
He’s the Shawn Kemp of the MLB
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Well that's not good
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions
I think he went around
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 9, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
FSN putting Leake on the air soon
That should be interesting.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
I need to go back to work but I want to hear him. I'm hanging around a little bit longer.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice comeback Johnny
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions
Kueto!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
WTF Hernandez?
Run to first you asshole.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions
Oh wait, he was. He's that fucking slow.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
What the hell was he swinging at?
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 9, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions
This team looks like complete shit
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 9, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions
Man, imagine how awesome our pitching would be if
it got to face our lineup everyday.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions
Detwiler gives his pitches away.
How do the hitters not know what’s coming? His wind up is practically half the speed for offspeed pitches.
So, the front office talked about LHP and they go out and draft two righties? Hmmm ...
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Brad Boxberger. Bears. Battlestar galactica.
by Cy Schourek on Jun 9, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Both these guys seem OK, but I'm just a little annoyed that
the Reds talked about LHP and went out and took two righties. It’s just a little odd, unless they know of some gems in the lower rounds.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
So Rob Dibble is the Nationals' color guy
They’re showing Reds clips
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
Just got the game on
He’s and the other announcer have just been talking Reds stuff.
Showing clips from ’90. And also clips of Dibble and Tim Tuffle, throwing at someone on the Astros, who threw his helmet at Dibble as he charged the mound (who was it?). And of course the time he threw a Doug Dicenzo-suicide squeeze bunted ball at Dicenzo. Dibble said it was a childhood Wiffle ball flashback and he wishes he could take it back.
I’ll keep track of Dibble via the Cowboy Meter I just bought from Sharper Image.
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
Normally I can't stand Dibble doing broadcasts
But that’s probably just because he’s paired with Bob Carpenter. He’s in XM radio form tonight.
Ok Hanigan, base hit.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions
A RUN
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions
Well .. it did land in a puddle
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Watching in low quality.
So on the replay, when it was clear that Bruce was pretty much home, it was clearer
in honor of Dunn?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
He must be sleeping.
He also didn’t even attempt to throw out Gonzalez, who was SHOCKED that he hit a ball out of the infield.
Showing clips of Dibble meltdowns on MASN
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 9, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions
So he purposely threw at a baserunner?
Singular.
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 9, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
The cameraman
apparently found the only pair of breasts in the stadium.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
OK, back to work
I’ll see you guys later.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions
Wait, here's Leake, nevermind.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions
Leake on
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
DFA him!
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 9, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Leake is better at this than George is
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 9, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
George Grande is a worse interviewer than Chris Farley
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
who called you?
uh, somebody called me.
great insight. seems like a Greg Maddux intellectual type, no?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
Leake's doing his best, but god, they're asking stupid questions...
and giving him tons of dead air to fill.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
from mlbdrafttracker
Comments: As a six-foot righty, people may want to overlook Leake as a big-time pitching prospect, but they might be missing the boat. He can throw four pitches for strikes and his poise is off the charts. He may not be that big, but he’s athletic, strong and durable with an extremely efficient delivery. He’s done nothing but perform with the Sun Devils and whoever looks past his size could have themselves a steal.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
Eckstein'd
question: If it’s impossible to chart intangibles such as “poise”, then how can Leake be “off the chart”?
Now they're demonstrating that they know nothing about him.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
"So you tell me you WEREN'T born a woman?"
I really like my mental image of this interview. It sounds like college radio.
evenin' jerks
what happened to Zimmermann? i thought he was starting tonight.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 9, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions
seriously
i had Zimm-double-N starting for my fantasy team tonight, but we get Detwiler instead. have they said anything about it?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 9, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
all laughs aside
because i have no one else.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 9, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Taveras nightmare coming true at last
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 9, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions
Doesn't happen if Taveras is able to suit up
Who’s another dumbass organization that wants a speedster who steals as many bases as Ian Kinsler?
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 9, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
That look high?
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
Top of this order looks really weak
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 9, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions
so does the bottom.
Middle as well
by Cy Schourek on Jun 9, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
just for good hitters and pitchers
we save the bench for the crappy hitters who are hurt that we don’t want even when they are healthy – and BP.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
No, it just means the Reds offense is so ridiculously terrible
that I am forced to depend on him.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Wasn't he a prodigious turn o' the century talent?
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 9, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Some interesting things from TT:
Hamilton batted .467 with 7 HR, 38 RBI and 13 SB this season.
He’s a raw athlete who hasn’t played a lot of baseball, nor has he faced great competition. He features tremendous speed, rating a 70 on MLB’s 20-80 scale.
Hamilton has an outstanding arm and has hit 94 off the mound, leading me to wondere if his future is on the hill. His skills make him the rare high schooler capable of remaining at shortstop as a pro. He also is capable of playing CF. Hamilton signed to play football at Mississippi State.
God, he’s good.
is he flying solo in the draft thread right now?
also, for those curious, Hamilton is from Mississippi
Not many there as far as I can tell.
A few thought it was the game thread. But people have mostly migrated here.
My great-grandmother is a huge Braves fan
and used to love that guy. She and her boyfriend loved to talk about “Grizzom.”
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Woe, woe, woe, to the inhabiters of the earth!
Woe-mack, the worst player in MLB in 2005.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
everybody feel sorry for the Yankee fan
:P
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Feel sorry for Bubba Crosby
He was blocked by Womack. Who wasn’t even an outfielder.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
That was a good pitch...
I couldn’t tell how Dukes hit it out of the park.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Lucky, lucky hr.
Full extension, off the sweet spot.. Can’t wait to see the hittracker.com analysis of that HR. “Lucky” is what I bet it was.
Reds swinging at absolute bullshit
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 9, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions
They ain't even bullshitin'
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
I always thought Quest was better than Clutch
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
He ain't even good at all!
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 9, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey gang...just in time to see Wily IIDP?
Unless of course he strikes out.
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
3 big hits in 5 innings
2 Gonzo
1 Hanigan
BB – Jay
Pretty lame
Common Cherry
Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. Charles O. Finley
Sweat plus sacrifice equals a runner in scoring position. Dusty Baker
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
CHERRY HUDSON JR! CHERRY HUDSON JR!
CHERRY HUDSON JR WITH A discriminating plate approach.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 9, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions
WoOO!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Bases Loaded...thanks to plate discipline!
BP TIME
Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. Charles O. Finley
Sweat plus sacrifice equals a runner in scoring position. Dusty Baker
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
Also 2-0 Pens with about 14 minutest to go
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions
Wouldn't you like to know.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I wonder...
If BP can actually not hack at the first two pitches, after two straight walks.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions
BP! BP! BP!
With a baseball bat.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
He's, seriously, one of the worst defensive outfielders I've ever seen. EVER!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Base hit - Double - 2 RUN DOUBLE
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDON
Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. Charles O. Finley
Sweat plus sacrifice equals a runner in scoring position. Dusty Baker
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
"Those 2 out RBIs, nothing tastes sweeter"
I know something! 0-out RBIs! 1-out RBI!
There is no SETUP SWING.
I hate you.
Feeling the Pressure of recent lack of team offense?
Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. Charles O. Finley
Sweat plus sacrifice equals a runner in scoring position. Dusty Baker
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
This is a good team to play to 'Get Well Offensively'
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
These bastions of defense?

Nah
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I like it when this team scores after they put men on base
it’s better than the alternative.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
"Get your red on" seems like an ill-conceived slogan
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 9, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions
I think we should get a heart on.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Dickerson wouldn't have had to dive, he would have caught it on the run (with one hand tied behind him).
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
McDonald...
Would have lost it in the lights, dived and let it dribble to the wall past him for a triple.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey 'nukkah
mind if I join you?

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
2-1 Pens 10:30 to go
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions
let's hope Cincy ain't out of his element

by Cy Schourek on Jun 9, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
And rec'd
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Bio
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
No one covers hockey as well as Jim Day has with Columbus?
GG shelling out compliments to just anybody now.
Wonder if he has a compliment for Adam Dunn in there.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm listening to Clownboy as he discusses every player, every pitch, every situation with vigor.
He knows the answer to everyone’s probs…he ought to be the God of Baseball…sorry..he’s not nearly as draining as tHong.
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
And he likes 'baskets of ribs' which is alright by me
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, I would guess so. Not sure if gnawing on the bone comes into play here, though.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Bruce seems to have given that last one a ride.
Warning track?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions
Gotta feel for the man
Plate discipline seems to have marginally improved but he appears Mendoza-bound
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 9, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
As long as Jay stays focused and disciplined good things will happen sooner than later.
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
But he still has to be able to hit lefties even if he can lay off their pitches
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 9, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I am getting nervous for some reason
With Cueto pitching to Dunn.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions
Wow. Even sMarty?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Marty giving Dunn props about his leadership on Team USA
Will wonders never cease?
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
Here he goes again
On Dunn:
George: Not the best of defensive player, but he played the game everyday. He played hurt very often too. That’s somebody who cares about his teammates and his team.
Chris: Number one he cared about his teammates.
Wow.
It’s a good thing Albert Pujols isn’t playing tonight against the Reds, or GG might soil himself with cum.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey this is a family blog...for fucks sake Householder...
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
Fuck you.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Family website, remember?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Took you a while to find that, huh?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
No, he found it quickly
It’s what he was doing before he posted it that took a while.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Seems more like Friends and family
Watch the nudity, Mads.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 9, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
This picture was on the cover of Time magazine
It should be OK for RR.
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
Pretty sure that was a Rolling Stone cover
And Rolling Stone should never be used as a barometer of relevance.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 9, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Soft walk!
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions
Walk quietly, carry a big stick.
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Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
No real reason to pitch to Dunn on this team
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 9, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions
Why do they keep trying to pitch further and further inside on Dunn?
I think Adam knows what the inside slider looks like after foulding off four straight.
Maybe thats the one location where he doesn't regularly hit home runs.
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
Sup, fools
Mike Lincoln should have been released on June 8.
GG's boner
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh my god Willy
Fee-bul
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 9, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions
T-Virus...
Seems like he needs to go on the DL for a while. I think the Reds play better without him if he is limping around like this.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions
This is the Wily we were worried about prior to the beginning of the season.
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
I think Gomes has it somewhere in the dugout.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
This makes me smile every time.
I’d like a picture of this in a frame on my desk at work. Right next to my daughter’s picture.
by Brian B on Jun 9, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Gracias.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Dunn should have had that...Nats should trade him back to the Reds
Another hit for Cherry
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
Cueto still in ther in the 7th..But unless he gets lucky no CG.
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
He's at 103 pitches
I don’t think a complete game is in the cards. But another 7 inning outing, all but certainly.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 9, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice pitch Johnny.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions
I, for one...
Would like to see if we could get Lincoln in the game to see if GG would compliment him too.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Y'know
Lincoln’s in Washington. Ford’s Theater is in Washington. Just sayin’.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 9, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
K!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions
Way to close it out Johnny.
Now go rest that arm.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions
Ron Villone is a vampire, right?
I mean, holy shit, this dude will never die. He will never go away. KILL IT!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions
Ron Villone 17 strikeout game in St. Louis.
I was there. Late September in old Busch. Second to last game of the year in 2000.
He's right
It was also the third to last game of the season, not second to last. Friday night game. He threw 150 pitches.
I'm telling you, Villone is a damned vampire.
Dude can not die.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
thats amazing
I thought he was out of the league 10 years ago.
What percentage of former Reds did Bowden sign?
As close to 100% that he could talk into going to DC
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
Officially now with a lower average than Alex Gonzales.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
DOULBE SWITCH
Dusty getting out of hand with this double switch shit
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
Actually, I agree with this one.
Gomes is a bit of a butcher in left. Might as well get him out of there. You don’t get much of an offensive dropoff with C-Dick.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually I do too, just amazed that it has taken Dustbrains so long to get around to using the double switch
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
Well Crap
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions
Blame it on Brendan.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I would have said the same thing about Weathers.
With perhaps a less positive meaning.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
you knew Rhodes would K Johnson on 3 pitches
dude’s pissed… you don’t mess with Rhodes!
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
Are all the girls gone?
Tonight’s FAMILY female athlete of the game

Krissy Wendell – Top flight hockeyette
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
Gonzo should have had that right?
In 2006?
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 9, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions
With the game on the line why not bring in CoCo to face Dukes
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
It's not the 9th inning, and he's the closer, silly.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Of course.
That means he won’t let the lead man on, since there is already someone on base, right?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't mind seeing Dunn strikeout when he's on the other team...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
WOOOO!!
Is Dibble going nuts?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions
WHOA KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK Arthur !!!!
Nats fans are heartily booing Adam in the background…I can almost smell sMarty’s smugness
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
Wow.
I really like it when Dunn is on the other team and does that.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions
Hey... So like guess what!?
I go to freaking Austria in like 2 days!!
My choir is going (including my girlfriend)… Should be a freaking awesome time!
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
Rstated
It’s not the 9th inning, and he’s the closer, silly.
And Adam Dunn’s spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch’s voice / Cry ‘Havoc,’ and let slip the dogs of war…
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2009
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
No sarcasm whatsoever. No.
Never from me. Not me.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
K!!!!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions
Hell yes
The new old nasty boyz
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 9, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions
David Weathers is going to make a very good minor league manager someday
Maybe even make it to the show.
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
Next question--- and I'm sure it's been asked already
When do you move Hannigan up in the order?
As soon as he starts playing middle infield
[Dusty picture]
by Brendanukkah on Jun 9, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry, been away for awhile, just asking stupid stuff tonight..
by BayouCityRed on Jun 9, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
You can also ask why Taveras is still starting.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Of course you can't, silly.
He’s the catcher, and catchers always hit 7th or 8th.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I like him at the 8 slot..you don't ahve two automatic outs in the bottom of the order....
Although with Wily in lead off you still have two auto arts…oh well
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
Bravo Willy.
If you can’t make one out, might as well make two.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I say Taveras should bunt here.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2009 11:30 PM EDT reply actions
See?
It would have been better than that weak 4-3 sauce.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Phantom tag according to clownboy and he's never wrong
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
Don't worry.
You did not miss much.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
So here's a question.
Who would you rather have on the roster:
1) Ailing T-Virus.
2) Darnell McFlurry
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions
Not an option.
Not mediocre enough.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
And no fair saying "boobs."
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Dammit.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Neither
Hey here’s tonight 1960’s rock band of the game:
The Galaxies!
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
I wish I had my Grandfather's 1964 Ford Galaxie...
Nice old school ride
Not as nice as my old ‘49 Chrysler Windsor
or my Son’s ’65 Lincoln Continental
But nice…
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
Wow he was safe right though?
But a T-Virus who can’t steal bases is malignant
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 9, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions
austin kearns blows
its amazing how insignficant became that trade that made us miserable for the better part of a year and a half
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
I thought it was royce clayton that was making us miserable
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 9, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
i think i'd probably rather have bill bray and daryl thompson than kearns and lopez at this point
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
Not so sure.
Lopez would probably make a half-decent left fielder.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Uh oh
Austin Kearns!
Quick! Get Arthur Rhodes to sit on him!
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions
Weee a win
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions
I gotta say, the balls and strikes were pretty bad
And very different from the beginning of the game.
Thank goodness.
I would have been so pissed if we hadn’t won that.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions
It's better than being 10 games under for the past month
/2008 and 2007’d
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
im not complaining, really
it just seems like this is our lot this year. if a team could finish 3 games above .500, i would bet we would
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
That was the definitiono of bare minimum
from the offense.
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 9, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions
Another crummy offensive night...
Dusty better start spending quality time with Jay Bruce…teach him the art of hitting..Jacoby sure ain’t getting it done.
But as sMarty says – “A win is a win is a win”.
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
Ah . . .
The two-way phone Seinfeld episode is on TBS. Not that there is anything wrong with that!
This was the very first Seinfeld episode I ever saw. I was anti-Seinfeld until I saw it.
you were anti-Seinfeld before you saw it?
That doesn’t seem very objective
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
were you plied with lots of heavy downers and jack daniels?
That’s the only way I was ever able to watch more than 10 minutes of Seinfeld,,,,a show about nothing by a bunch of smirking whiners…I know I know I know – Even Mrs. M. loves Seinfeld
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
I just realized how insane it is to have Taveras/Hairston bat 1-2
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 9, 2009 11:56 PM EDT reply actions
Late to the party, but I brought beer
How you guys doing? I got home just in time to see CoCo wrap it up. What have I missed over the last 4-5 days? :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
How'd the boy's game go?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Eight year olds' games should not start at 8:00 PM
But they won 19-7 and the boy was 1-2 with a walk and a HBP.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
tell him to stop clogging up the bases !
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 10, 2009 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Agree about the time — that's just NBA dumb
And not a bad evening.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions

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