Game 57: Reds at Nationals
by Slyde on Jun 9, 2009 6:45 PM EDT
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Cincinnati Reds at Washington Nationals, Jun 9, 2009 7:05 PM EDT
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The Reds start a 3-game set against the last-place Washington Nationals, who are 15-40 heading into tonight. The home team has a 10-game winning streak in this series, with both teams sweeping at home last season. Neither team is playing particularly well right now, with the Reds dropping 7 of their last 10 and the Nationals managing just 4 wins in their last 23 games. This is a great opportunity for the Reds to beat up on a bad team, but with the way they have been hitting lately, who knows?
The Reds will be facing rookie Jordan Zimmermann for the first time. The 23-year old has been erratic through his first 9 big league starts. He has pitched better at home than on the road though, posting a 4.85 ERA and striking out nearly 6 times as many batters as he has walked. He's somewhat prone to giving up the long ball, particularly to right-handers, who have hit 5 off of him in 87 AB. I have no idea on how prone he is to giving up sacrifice hits though.
Johnny Cueto will take the mound for the Reds, making his 12th start of the season. Cueto had his streak of consecutive games completing 7 innings or more broken in his last start when he only managed to go 6.1 innings against the Cardinals. He still pitched well in that start, scattering 7 hits and allowing just 1 run while striking 3 and walking nobody. This will be his 3rd start against the Nationals after going 1-1 with a 4.15 ERA in 13 innings against them last season.
Other than that, I don't think there are any story lines. Lemme double check....nope, nothing else interesting about tonight's game. Enjoy it anyway!
Also, as much as possible, let's try to keep the draft coverage in the draft thread. I realize there will be some overlap, but I'd hate for an interesting discussion on a new draftee to get lost in a game thread.
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Shouldn't be...
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by Gray on Jun 9, 2009 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
rain ... guess i'll go back to watching the draft
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Jun 9, 2009 6:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Crap.
Just realized that I’m going to be the lucky recipient of an mlb.tv blackout tonight.
Does anybody have any experience with using proxies with mlb.tv?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 9, 2009 7:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
...
What might one use?
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by Gray on Jun 9, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would guess
A free proxy that’s not in the blackout area. Canadian, maybe?
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by BubbaFan on Jun 9, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Drat.
I’m just getting errors.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 9, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you may have to try several different proxies
Before you find one that works. They have short half-lives.
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by BubbaFan on Jun 9, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I never got that to work.
Hrm.
It actually works for me over wireless broadband now, because mlb is apparently unable to place me using that. And I remembered that I have a Canadian credit card…
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 9, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How convenient?
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
by RedConn on Jun 9, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only when their program
to match IPs to geography is sufficiently confused. In which case a proxy would work, if I could get that to work…
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 9, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
8 p.m. start now
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 7:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So I'm using mobile broadband...
and mlb.tv says it’s unable to identify my location. Therefore, I’m blacked out of all games.
Nice.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 9, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You can let them charge 1 dollar or something, and something happens.
by jsl413 on Jun 9, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wha...?
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by Gray on Jun 9, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno, every time I get the "unable to identify location" message,
It says “if you think this is in error, blah blah blah” and I don’t pay attention. I guess you didn’t get that message?
by jsl413 on Jun 9, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, it gives me that message
and asks for my credit card. But they already have my credit card info…
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 9, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Lineups
If the game ever starts…
Willy Taveras 8
Jerry Hairston Jr. 5
Brandon Phillips 4
Ramon Hernandez 3
Jonny Gomes 7
Jay Bruce 9
Alex Gonzalez 6
Ryan Hanigan 2
Johnny Cueto 1
Cristian Guzman 6
Nick Johnson 3
Ryan Zimmerman 5
Adam Dunn 7
Eilah Dukes 9
Willie Harris 8
Anderson Hernandez 4
Wil Nieves 2
Ross Detwiler 1
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by BubbaFan on Jun 9, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Confirmed today: Jerry Hairston doesn't really look like Chris Kattan in person.
And Danny Ray Herrera is teeny tiny.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 9, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm guessing he saw Herrera sitting on the table next to a lamp
“You got that right, tiny DRH!”
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 9, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll admit I don't get the reference, though it still cracked me up
by ken on Jun 9, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't find the video
but it was an SNL sketch from back in the Rob Schneider days. Nicolas Cage played Tiny Elvis. The main joke was that he thought everything was huge and his handlers just laughed and said “You got that right, Tiny Elvis!”
The transcript is here, if you are so inclined, but it loses something in the translation, especially since it was only mildly funny to begin with.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 9, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The hotel the team was staying at
Other Reds personnel spied:
Matt Maloney
Arthur Rhodes
Ryan Hanigan
Laynce Nix
Coco Cordero
Billy Hatcher
Brook Jacoby
Dick Pole
Mark Berry
and a quick glimpse of Bronson Arroyo to end things
by Brendanukkah on Jun 9, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
does Arthur Rhodes dress every day
in a leather suit with bling to match his earrings? Because I can totally see that.
All in all, I woudln’t want to spy on the team just because I like the personalities I’ve invented for all of them. Nix and Maloney going to GWU to hit on freshmen, Hanigan mumbling to himself at the bar punching the next person who says “Hernandez”, etc.
by Cy Schourek on Jun 9, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rhodes taking craps the size of DRH, just to prove he can
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 9, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know how Chris Dickerson looked at that party for Ryan Braun's t-shirt line?
That’s how Nix looked. Hanigan was on the phone the whole time I saw him. With his BFF Joey?
by Brendanukkah on Jun 9, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
rain Delay trivia
Which of the former Reds number 1 picks hit the most career home runs as a Red?
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on Jun 9, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He was the 4th overall pick.
And I’m pretty positive it’s gotta be him.
by Geki on Jun 9, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
esasky 122
kearns 105
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on Jun 9, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm...
Mike Lincoln is still with the team?
Mike Lincoln should have been released on June 8.
by Senor Pez on Jun 9, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Of course.
Were you expecting a move or something?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 9, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any word on the delay from local broadcast?
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
by RedConn on Jun 9, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
around 8:30 says Grande
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by Caleb on Jun 9, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Daedalus
is supposed to be at this game, isn’t she?
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by BubbaFan on Jun 9, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 9, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
tsk
Watch your mouth. Daedalus is a lady.
It’s screw you.
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by BubbaFan on Jun 9, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
She was supposed to be getting Diamond Club seats
by Brendanukkah on Jun 9, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds fancy.
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by Gray on Jun 9, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like a bar with naked dancers
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 9, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No.
Ash’s house.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what's wrong with being sexy?
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by Gray on Jun 9, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ash's house is sexy?
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on Jun 9, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No. Just filled with naked dancers.
Some, are even dead. So they don’t dance that much, they kind of just lay there … but when the strobe hits them, it’s fucking hot.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow
long wait for a game to be played in front of tens of people
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on Jun 9, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Expos-esque
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
by RedConn on Jun 9, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Game's on.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 9, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
About damned time
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone figure out why Hanigan and his .322 average is still batting 8th behind Gonzalez?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 9, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He's the catcher.
Catchers bat eighth.
/Dusty’d
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
please
We’re lucky A-Gon isn’t batting second.
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by BubbaFan on Jun 9, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
George is already starting the piling on
“Dunn’s in left, he’s committed seven miscues…”
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 9, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Did you say seven already?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 9, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
June 8
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that was the question asked
by the announcer.
No mention of his offensive stats, of course.
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by Gray on Jun 9, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
just lots of selfish HR's
and base clogging walks
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on Jun 9, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep, I know
Welsh was all kinds of ready to point out how many errors and what part of the season it was.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
misunderstoo'd
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by Gray on Jun 9, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you know. That Dunn's Trouble.
You know that he’s no good.
by Cy Schourek on Jun 9, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Willy
still sucks.
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by Gray on Jun 9, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
amazing how he got a little healthier
when Dickerson was making great catches and hitting a little
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on Jun 9, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Reds
are trying hard to make this kid look good.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 9, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nevermind, Ross Detwiler is pitching
I thought it was Jordan Zimmermann.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 9, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was supposed to be
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 9, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dunn "has more home runs than the team has wins."
by jsl413 on Jun 9, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wouldn't be the case if he knew how to win.
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by Gray on Jun 9, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what happens
when you hit the ball right to Alex Gonzalez.
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by Gray on Jun 9, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah
but hairston or Keppinger do not make that play
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on Jun 9, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, I know
but those guys aren’t shortstops.
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by Gray on Jun 9, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Welp, here comes Dunn
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I really don't like having to face this guy
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 9, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nor do I
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also,
0-0
after 1 in Pittsburgh
/hockey’d
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
thanks for the update
I should probably switch over, but the Yankees-Red Sox game is like a train wreck. I can’t look away.
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by BubbaFan on Jun 9, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good goaltending
The ageless-wonder Bill Guerin had like 6 shots on goal and has nothing to show for it.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
1-0 Pens now
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by BubbaFan on Jun 9, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that on a network
or are the Stanley Cup finals on VS or something?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 9, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
NBC
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
NBC
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by BubbaFan on Jun 9, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shit. I was watching the Reds.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll call it
Dunn walks.
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by Gray on Jun 9, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
As the fourth ball flies in...
Bold call!
by jsl413 on Jun 9, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you mean.
bold call
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Jun 9, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cueto is a sissy
throw him strikes
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on Jun 9, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dukes
perhaps the meanest looking dude in the majors
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on Jun 9, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
K him boy-o
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 9, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dukes is having a pretty good year so far.
He needs to with all that child support.
ZING!
I’m a dick.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I mean, you didn't sleep with someone in your foster care
which is a pretty dick move.
by Cy Schourek on Jun 9, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dukes knocked-up a 17-year-old foster child of a relative
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow
I never heard that. you were right. he’s a dick
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on Jun 9, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He has like 5 kids by 4 different women
He’s the Shawn Kemp of the MLB
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well that's not good
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Aw man Angel Hernandez is fucking is from first tonight.
by jsl413 on Jun 9, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think he went around
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 9, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We just can't get away from this guy.
He hates the Reds so much!
by jsl413 on Jun 9, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
justin'd
I don’t know what you mean with that sentence.
by Cy Schourek on Jun 9, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh, the first "is" is "us"
nevermind.
by Cy Schourek on Jun 9, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fucking us, sorry.
He had a really bad strike zone in Cincinnati, if I recall correctly.
by jsl413 on Jun 9, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
FSN putting Leake on the air soon
That should be interesting.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 9, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I need to go back to work but I want to hear him. I'm hanging around a little bit longer.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crap.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 9, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice comeback Johnny
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow.
26 pitches!
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 9, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Kueto!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 9, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF Hernandez?
Run to first you asshole.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh wait, he was. He's that fucking slow.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the hell was he swinging at?
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 9, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This team looks like complete shit
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 9, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I was hoping that by not going
They’d play better. Silly me.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 9, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man, imagine how awesome our pitching would be if
it got to face our lineup everyday.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
not a great start so far
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on Jun 9, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Detwiler gives his pitches away.
How do the hitters not know what’s coming? His wind up is practically half the speed for offspeed pitches.
by Brian B on Jun 9, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
reds are up in round two, fyi
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 9, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
boxberger rhp usc
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 9, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, the front office talked about LHP and they go out and draft two righties? Hmmm ...
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
usc bio
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 9, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brad Boxberger. Bears. Battlestar galactica.
by Cy Schourek on Jun 9, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Both these guys seem OK, but I'm just a little annoyed that
the Reds talked about LHP and went out and took two righties. It’s just a little odd, unless they know of some gems in the lower rounds.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Strong walk.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 9, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dunn is weeping tears of joy in the outfield
“they grow up so fast…”
by Cy Schourek on Jun 9, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Rob Dibble is the Nationals' color guy
They’re showing Reds clips
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
by RedConn on Jun 9, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Is he any good?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 9, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like him
he stays on point and doesn’t seem too flustered by the generall shittiness of the Nats
by Cy Schourek on Jun 9, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just got the game on
He’s and the other announcer have just been talking Reds stuff.
Showing clips from ’90. And also clips of Dibble and Tim Tuffle, throwing at someone on the Astros, who threw his helmet at Dibble as he charged the mound (who was it?). And of course the time he threw a Doug Dicenzo-suicide squeeze bunted ball at Dicenzo. Dibble said it was a childhood Wiffle ball flashback and he wishes he could take it back.
I’ll keep track of Dibble via the Cowboy Meter I just bought from Sharper Image.
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
by RedConn on Jun 9, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Normally I can't stand Dibble doing broadcasts
But that’s probably just because he’s paired with Bob Carpenter. He’s in XM radio form tonight.
by Brian B on Jun 9, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok Hanigan, base hit.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
A RUN
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I really like Hanigan.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 9, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How does Duke not go home on that ball in shallow right?
by jsl413 on Jun 9, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well .. it did land in a puddle
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Watching in low quality.
So on the replay, when it was clear that Bruce was pretty much home, it was clearer
by jsl413 on Jun 9, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i thought the same
but Bruce was motorin"
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 9, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
in honor of Dunn?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 9, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He must be sleeping.
He also didn’t even attempt to throw out Gonzalez, who was SHOCKED that he hit a ball out of the infield.
by Brian B on Jun 9, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow a two out hit w RISP
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on Jun 9, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Good hustle, Jay
They’re pitching to Hanigan? (The inverse to “they’re running on Hanigan?”)
by Brian B on Jun 9, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Showing clips of Dibble meltdowns on MASN
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 9, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We score!
I like it!
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on Jun 9, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ahhhh tough bounce there
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on Jun 9, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dibble
says Johnny Cueto reminds him of Johnny Quest.
by Brian B on Jun 9, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So he purposely threw at a baserunner?
Singular.
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 9, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The cameraman
apparently found the only pair of breasts in the stadium.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 9, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
OK, back to work
I’ll see you guys later.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait, here's Leake, nevermind.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Leake on
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 9, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This may be the worst interview ever.
“What was it like?”
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 9, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
DFA him!
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 9, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Leake is better at this than George is
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 9, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
George Grande is a worse interviewer than Chris Farley
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even worse than
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 9, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
who called you?
uh, somebody called me.
great insight. seems like a Greg Maddux intellectual type, no?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 9, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Leake's doing his best, but god, they're asking stupid questions...
and giving him tons of dead air to fill.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 9, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
from mlbdrafttracker
Comments: As a six-foot righty, people may want to overlook Leake as a big-time pitching prospect, but they might be missing the boat. He can throw four pitches for strikes and his poise is off the charts. He may not be that big, but he’s athletic, strong and durable with an extremely efficient delivery. He’s done nothing but perform with the Sun Devils and whoever looks past his size could have themselves a steal.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 9, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eckstein'd
question: If it’s impossible to chart intangibles such as “poise”, then how can Leake be “off the chart”?
by Cy Schourek on Jun 9, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's tough, because I care so much.
I care so much.
by jsl413 on Jun 9, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Now they're demonstrating that they know nothing about him.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 9, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"So you tell me you WEREN'T born a woman?"
I really like my mental image of this interview. It sounds like college radio.
by Cy Schourek on Jun 9, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
have you ever heard of farmersonly.com, mike?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 9, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
evenin' jerks
what happened to Zimmermann? i thought he was starting tonight.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 9, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He's playing third base.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 9, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i said Zimmermann
not Zimmerman
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 9, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
seconded
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 9, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nah, too good of a third baseman
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 9, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, just class clowns....
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 9, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
seriously
i had Zimm-double-N starting for my fantasy team tonight, but we get Detwiler instead. have they said anything about it?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 9, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why would you start a pitcher against the Reds excellent offense?!
by jsl413 on Jun 9, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
all laughs aside
because i have no one else.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 9, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Taveras nightmare coming true at last
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 9, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
does Stubbs hit leftie or rightie?
by Cy Schourek on Jun 9, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
so there can at least be that platoon for a bit
CDick/Stubbs
by Cy Schourek on Jun 9, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't happen if Taveras is able to suit up
Who’s another dumbass organization that wants a speedster who steals as many bases as Ian Kinsler?
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 9, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stubbs sucks.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 9, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That look high?
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
by RedConn on Jun 9, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Top of this order looks really weak
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 9, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
so does the bottom.
Middle as well
by Cy Schourek on Jun 9, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
we have a DL ??
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 9, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
just for good hitters and pitchers
we save the bench for the crappy hitters who are hurt that we don’t want even when they are healthy – and BP.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 9, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
does this mean that the age-old conflict between Slyde and BP is over?
by Cy Schourek on Jun 9, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, it just means the Reds offense is so ridiculously terrible
that I am forced to depend on him.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 9, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
so he's the upside-down can of Reddi Whip
to Votto’s horse tranquilizers?
by Cy Schourek on Jun 9, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, but its racist
Taveras and Gonzalez coudln’t make it past face-check
by Cy Schourek on Jun 9, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
For those who wanna know
Reds 2nd round – HS ss Billy Hamilton
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 9, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
call him up ! can he hit ?
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 9, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh shit
6"0" 150 lbs
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 9, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
our own als !!
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 9, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wasn't he a prodigious turn o' the century talent?
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 9, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes but does he have all the tools ?
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 9, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you by any chance related to shortstopv2?
by Cy Schourek on Jun 9, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no he posted LOLCATS
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 9, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some interesting things from TT:
Hamilton batted .467 with 7 HR, 38 RBI and 13 SB this season.
He’s a raw athlete who hasn’t played a lot of baseball, nor has he faced great competition. He features tremendous speed, rating a 70 on MLB’s 20-80 scale.
Hamilton has an outstanding arm and has hit 94 off the mound, leading me to wondere if his future is on the hill. His skills make him the rare high schooler capable of remaining at shortstop as a pro. He also is capable of playing CF. Hamilton signed to play football at Mississippi State.
God, he’s good.
by jsl413 on Jun 9, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
is he flying solo in the draft thread right now?
also, for those curious, Hamilton is from Mississippi
by Cy Schourek on Jun 9, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not many there as far as I can tell.
A few thought it was the game thread. But people have mostly migrated here.
by jsl413 on Jun 9, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And there it is
On Marquis Grissom:
George: He played the game.
Chris: He could flat out play.
by Brian B on Jun 9, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
My great-grandmother is a huge Braves fan
and used to love that guy. She and her boyfriend loved to talk about “Grizzom.”
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 9, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like Grande said something nice about Dunn.
by jsl413 on Jun 9, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Grande couldn't say anything bad about Tony Womack.
by Brian B on Jun 9, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Woe, woe, woe, to the inhabiters of the earth!
Woe-mack, the worst player in MLB in 2005.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 9, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
everybody feel sorry for the Yankee fan
:P
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 9, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Feel sorry for Bubba Crosby
He was blocked by Womack. Who wasn’t even an outfielder.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 9, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a good pitch...
I couldn’t tell how Dukes hit it out of the park.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 9, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Lucky, lucky hr.
Full extension, off the sweet spot.. Can’t wait to see the hittracker.com analysis of that HR. “Lucky” is what I bet it was.
by jsl413 on Jun 9, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reds swinging at absolute bullshit
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 9, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
They ain't even bullshitin'
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 9, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 on, 1 out, top of the lineup up
odds that we score here?
by ThePensive on Jun 9, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF is Willy swinging at?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 9, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Awful. He's a guaranteed out tonight.
Take him out NOW Dusty.
by jsl413 on Jun 9, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Strikes out on three pitches
Clutch.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 9, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always thought Quest was better than Clutch
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 9, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He ain't even good at all!
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 9, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey gang...just in time to see Wily IIDP?
Unless of course he strikes out.
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
3 big hits in 5 innings
2 Gonzo
1 Hanigan
BB – Jay
Pretty lame
Common Cherry
Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. Charles O. Finley
Sweat plus sacrifice equals a runner in scoring position. Dusty Baker
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
by Madville on Jun 9, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
CHERRY HUDSON JR! CHERRY HUDSON JR!
CHERRY HUDSON JR WITH A discriminating plate approach.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 9, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WoOO!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bases Loaded...thanks to plate discipline!
BP TIME
Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. Charles O. Finley
Sweat plus sacrifice equals a runner in scoring position. Dusty Baker
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
by Madville on Jun 9, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Also 2-0 Pens with about 14 minutest to go
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
soccer?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 9, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wouldn't you like to know.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder...
If BP can actually not hack at the first two pitches, after two straight walks.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, TWO runs!
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 9, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BP! BP! BP!
With a baseball bat.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How did that turn into a double?
Duke is screwing the pooch tonight.
by jsl413 on Jun 9, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He's, seriously, one of the worst defensive outfielders I've ever seen. EVER!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Base hit - Double - 2 RUN DOUBLE
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDON
Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. Charles O. Finley
Sweat plus sacrifice equals a runner in scoring position. Dusty Baker
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
by Madville on Jun 9, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"Those 2 out RBIs, nothing tastes sweeter"
I know something! 0-out RBIs! 1-out RBI!
There is no SETUP SWING.
I hate you.
by jsl413 on Jun 9, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I definitely LOLed
at the “setup swing” line.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 9, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ramon seems to be trying too hard tonight.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 9, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Feeling the Pressure of recent lack of team offense?
Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. Charles O. Finley
Sweat plus sacrifice equals a runner in scoring position. Dusty Baker
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
by Madville on Jun 9, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone should tell him the Nationals give up 6 runs a game.
by jsl413 on Jun 9, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is a good team to play to 'Get Well Offensively'
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
by Madville on Jun 9, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
These bastions of defense?
Nah
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 9, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like it when this team scores after they put men on base
it’s better than the alternative.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 9, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I disagree.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 9, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Get your red on" seems like an ill-conceived slogan
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 9, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think we should get a heart on.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dickerson wouldn't have had to dive, he would have caught it on the run (with one hand tied behind him).
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
by Madville on Jun 9, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
McDonald...
Would have lost it in the lights, dived and let it dribble to the wall past him for a triple.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 9, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he had flipped his glove over.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 9, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
