Game 54 Thread: Cubs at Reds
Chicago Cubs at Cincinnati Reds, Jun 5, 2009 7:10 PM EDT
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Sorry for the weak and late game thread. My day got out of hand this afternoon.
My only prediction is that we will see at least one home run by a pitcher tonight.
And hopefully a Reds win!
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it's late?
doesn’t the game start at 7pm?
by Daedalus on Jun 5, 2009 5:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
the Indians sent Fausto Carmona to rookie ball
they dont even want him pitching competitively right now. guess who had this guy as a keeper on his fantasy team this year?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 5, 2009 5:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
sounds like Fausto made a deal with the devil for 2007
by Cy Schourek on Jun 5, 2009 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
A Fausto-ian bargain, even.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 5, 2009 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, it worked for Halladay and Volquez...
but sucks for you.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 5, 2009 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Prediction for his first start: 6 innings, 6 hits, 2 runs, one homer allowed, one walk, three strikeouts, victory.
Sicklesyoungin’lovechild
by Cy Schourek on Jun 5, 2009 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow thats a nice writeup
and I think Sickles is great in his observations.. lets hope his prediction of 6IP, 2 runs, 1 HR, 3 K and a W tonight is spot on.
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by MixFMKyle on Jun 5, 2009 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maloney
He showed up in this week’s Prospect Hot List chat from BA, too:
Maloney very easily could have made this week’s list. I’ll be fascinated to see how he does on Saturday when he gets his first big league start. Maloney is one of those pitchers who has always managed to get strikeouts despite only average stuff, and his 58-9 K-BB ratio this year is outstanding. The concern has been that his average stuff doesn’t give him much margin for error at the big league level, but it’s time to give him a chance to prove doubters wrong. Maloney’s one of several Reds pitchers at the upper levels doing well—Travis Wood and Zach Stewart were on the cusp of the Hot Sheet as well.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on Jun 5, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is cincinnati.com working for anyone?
I saw that Fay had posted the lineups and mentioned that Nix is batting cleanup, but the site is now refusing to load for me.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 5, 2009 6:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
finally loaded...
Hairston 3b
Dickerson cf
Phillips 2b
Nix lf
Hernandez c
Bruce rf
Gonzalez ss
Rosales 1b
Owings p
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 5, 2009 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
definitely a good sign to have your first baseman hitting 8th
this lineup is LaRussafied by default.
by Cy Schourek on Jun 5, 2009 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess he didn't like my assessment that hanigan is ready to be the full time catcher
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 5, 2009 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should have used more chimp pics!
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 5, 2009 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 5, 2009 6:38 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
cheap rec
may not have gotten it if it wasn’t for the Elia quote, too
by Cy Schourek on Jun 5, 2009 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I don't even deserve the rec
simply just ran a Google search for “Stupid Cubs fans” and this was, like, the fifth image to pop up.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 5, 2009 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec again
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 5, 2009 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep, that's a good one too.
This is my favorite though (courtesy of The Daily Show)
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Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 5, 2009 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what's the context?
by Daedalus on Jun 5, 2009 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
who's stupid?
CUBS FANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Cy Schourek on Jun 5, 2009 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Possible stupid people who can swing the 2008 presidential election one way
or the other because they don’t have enough common sense to vote.
Here’s the link from the Huffington Post:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/08/the-daily-show-mocks-cubs_n_133018.html
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 5, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I should be at this game.
Lustily heckling the Cuns fans invading our park. But nope, I’ll have to wait for August to see the Reds for the first time in a half decade… sigh
by chesirecat on Jun 5, 2009 6:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
those were some tough trivia questions
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Jun 5, 2009 7:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Has Taveras essentially lost his job to Dickerson?
Or rather, Laynce Nix?
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on Jun 5, 2009 7:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
wishfull thinking...
no he’s hurt bad hammy
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 5, 2009 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You must be salivating over Drew Stubbs and Chris Heisey
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on Jun 5, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stubbs: yes
Heisey, only so the Reds can have an OF of Hova and Heezy
by Cy Schourek on Jun 5, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's injured
in that weird, not-going-to-the-dl-but-still-not-playing way
by Cy Schourek on Jun 5, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Between you guys and your opponents tonight
A lot of that going around this year. Makes you think that, since he actually merited a DL stint, Votto is probably actually dead.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on Jun 5, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he was seen in street clothes before the game
so he may only be MOSTLY dead
by Cy Schourek on Jun 5, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How great would it be if, after a LOOGY is brought in to face him
Votto triumphantly announced “I am not left-handed!” and moved to the other box?
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on Jun 5, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if yo are ever in ireland
go to the inishmore islands. It is amazing.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Jun 5, 2009 7:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
im finishing my final skyline coney
guess how many
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Jun 5, 2009 7:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
8
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 5, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you were all wrong
i only had five!
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Jun 5, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
also
as someone who didnt grow up with the stuff and has just come into it “late” in life, that’s some terrific shit
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Jun 5, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, with 5 coneys a night,
it probably is late in life
by Cy Schourek on Jun 5, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
48
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 5, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had 10 once.
It. Was. Awesome.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on Jun 5, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
would ramon have caught that ?
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 5, 2009 7:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Kosuke is the 3 hitter now?
Aramis is injured, no?
by Cy Schourek on Jun 5, 2009 7:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Geovany Soto injured too?
This team is banged up too
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 5, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The fuck is a Koyie?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 5, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he used to be with the Yankees
His biggest claim to fame is probably that he cut off four fingers from his throwing hand in an accident with a table saw. They reattached them, though.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 5, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought Soto was the next big thing
That bitch beat out Votto for ROY, stupid bitch
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 5, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I think
Randy Johnson finished in the top 10 last year too
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 5, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
man, I'm glad Derrek Lee isn't unstoppable any more
by Cy Schourek on Jun 5, 2009 7:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Aging sucks when there's no steroids
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 5, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bases loaded, one out...
But still have a chance at the no-hitter.
by DocRam on Jun 5, 2009 7:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Or an E on the throw...
don’t remember who threw it
by DocRam on Jun 5, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hairston?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 5, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was ruled a hit
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 5, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
anyone ever be phone-hostaged before?
I’m on the phone with someone who’s been listing restaurants in Saint Louis for the past 10 minutes.
by Cy Schourek on Jun 5, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
the last two nights
my dad calls me to read Facebook to me. I hate my sisters for convincing him to sign up for a page.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 5, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
throw strikes Micah !
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 5, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FTH Micah?
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 5, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
coaching visit:
“dude…throw strikes, its the bottom of the order now”
by Cy Schourek on Jun 5, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
why not visit the mound after walk 2
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 5, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cuz Dick Pole was too busy counting his cans

And don’t even think about taking his tote.
/hobo’d
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 5, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
33 pitches through one
never what you want
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 5, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
rosales owes him about 8 pitches
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 5, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anibal Sanchez threw 40 pitches against the Brewers in the first inning the other night
…without allowing a run. And the Marlins won 671-1. So don’t despair.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on Jun 5, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BP OPSing .856 against righties this year?
I did NOT see that coming
by Cy Schourek on Jun 5, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That is encouraging
3 Ks in the inning, but at least he had to throw 21 pitches. I think Carpenter was at 21 pitches through 3 last night.
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 5, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice inning by micah...
I think he has trouble pitching out of the stretch
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 5, 2009 7:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i was thinking the same thing a min ago
he almost looks uncomfortable…like he is overthrowing or something
HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases
by Teewrecks44 on Jun 5, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
is that still a hit?
theres no way that was a hit
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Jun 5, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I see that tonight's Red's hitting strategy is to strike out
First time through the order – to confuse Carlos…
It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. Henrik Ibsen
by Madville on Jun 5, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
he is pitching a shut out-- and a no hitter !
jinx jinx
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 5, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ummm
is RR down or is there just no one here?
Was Rosales’ place as good as Thom slobbed about?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 5, 2009 7:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i'm still here...
theres quite a few at the game though…
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 5, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I was aware, but I thought some of the non-Cincinnati folks
would be here. Then I remembered it was Friday.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 5, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some of us don't have lives....
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on Jun 5, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm at work ...
and also do not have a life.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 5, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Predated the Grunge Scene by a few years...
pnwbands.com/chessmenboise
It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. Henrik Ibsen
by Madville on Jun 5, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wait, so I can try out for the Reds?
Anyone else up to get a group of RR’s to do that?
by thedecline19 on Jun 5, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Cubs struggling against Owings again
Yet the Brewers and Phillies can beat him up. Now who is the real contender?
by Johnnypronto on Jun 5, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yep
one game proves everything.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 5, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
More than once
Micah had a good game in Chicago as well. Not that the Reds can take good care of the chances.
by Johnnypronto on Jun 5, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Evenin', bitches!
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on Jun 5, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
bull shit Owings
why do you pitch to that guy?
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on Jun 5, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, wow.
I didn’t realize what a formidable lineup Dusty decided to throw out there tonight. Not that he had much choice, I guess.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on Jun 5, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Zamboni is pitching a no-no
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 5, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No hits, you say?
How ’bout that?
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on Jun 5, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess my first prediction was right.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 5, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
why couldn't you predict only a micah hr
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 5, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
For my first post of the night
NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER NO HITTER
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 5, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT SHUTOUT
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 5, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
watching Gordon Beckham's big league debut
DeWayne Wise: getting playing time for the White Sox. Darnell McDonald has to get a new agent.
by Cy Schourek on Jun 5, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
also:
Janish would’ve scored on that
/bitter
by Cy Schourek on Jun 5, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
But aren't we proud of him?
He keeps making it through 9 innings!
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 5, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gonzo should dress in drag to spice things up
Man, does he suck
by Johnnypronto on Jun 5, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Gonzo and Rosales could dress in drag to avoid the RR disgruntleds
only to run into a bombshell with an addiction. Bob Castellini would fall for Rosales while Gonzales ends up sleeping with the femme fatale.
by Cy Schourek on Jun 5, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
bad havoc
baserunners hard to come by today
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 5, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
more like all week
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 5, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is pathetic
A Dusty hit-and-run costs us another out
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 5, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This is so depressing
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 5, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yep
Reds baseball 2009! C-you there!
by Cy Schourek on Jun 5, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chris Dickerson must be brain dead
He can’t steal and he can’t react to a simple infield pop up.
this team can be depressing…wait is there an echo in here
It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. Henrik Ibsen
by Madville on Jun 5, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dusty can't afford a sweep
He has a stuff lacking rookie going tomorrow and Cueto Sunday, who is due for a off game.
The offense without a hitting Bruce and mentally ill Votto is barren.
Dusty’s job is looking him straight in the face. Somebody better step up.
by Johnnypronto on Jun 5, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
nah we get dusty for 3 more years
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 5, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
quality start from Micah...
probably get an ‘L’ for his efforts
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 5, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
him and Harang
probably are commiserating over the champagne of beers together tonight
by Cy Schourek on Jun 5, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Greinke got wolloped
5ER tonight…the bloom is off the rose, I’m afraid.
by Cy Schourek on Jun 5, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The bloom is off the rose....
to the tune of a 1.55 ERA and 0.97 WHIP on the season. What the hell is your standard for maintaining your “bloom?”
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on Jun 5, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not just one bad night?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 5, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
mea culpa
I thought he had a few mediocre starts before this…I didn’t realize he went CG a couple starts ago and has generally been studly.
Its a bad start. You were right. BLee was right. I’m going to stop making poorly-informed announcements, pronto.
by Cy Schourek on Jun 5, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
On the internets, you're not supposed to admit mistakes.
Not sure if anybody told you that or not. You’re supposed to defiantly maintain your position regardless of what the facts tell you.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on Jun 5, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're a jackass and I stand by my right to say that!
better?
by Cy Schourek on Jun 5, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Massett looking good...
That picture of Green miller beer seems too large…where is the censorship police!!!
It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. Henrik Ibsen
by Madville on Jun 5, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
96
I was informed it had to be under 100. Is it different for game threads?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 5, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes
It should be under 60 for game threads.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 5, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're here
Sorry Farney, but Mads is right. The limit is 60k for game threads. Here’s a similar image of an acceptable size.
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"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 5, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking about making a joke utilizing "acceptable size,"
but there are ladies present.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on Jun 5, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is the kind of sexist, insensitive posting that is ruining RR
It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. Henrik Ibsen
by Madville on Jun 5, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Got it. Thanks guys
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 5, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
raymoan pops out
Bruce better get a Goddamn hit…this is too boring
It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. Henrik Ibsen
by Madville on Jun 5, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
bye zambrano...
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 5, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
how's the Cubs pen?
Any chance we can get to them?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 5, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Guzman's been fantastic.
Marmol has been wild, 23BB/28K in 25IP
Gregg has given up 5HR in 23IP, which is bad.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on Jun 5, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and of course, we get Guzman
Can he pitch the rest of the game?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 5, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was just highlighting the guys we should be worried about tonight.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on Jun 5, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Zambini is out..Gomes up...there are opportunities of merit in every game
This is one of those opportunities…
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by Madville on Jun 5, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Weal Ass PH-er Gomes
Jonny does a lot better when he’s in the line up regularly. This game is looking bleak.
Say if I’m right about the picture size then
1. It should be deleted (like i care)
2. I must also be right about the sleaze girls photograph so…..
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by Madville on Jun 5, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dusty left Gomes on the bench to rot...
and there’s nothing wrong with pretty girl pictures
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 5, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
SEXIST!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 5, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another Cub's reliever looking unhittable - common Cherry!!!
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by Madville on Jun 5, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes Dusty hasn't known how to use Gomes to Jonny's best advantage
Although one of gomes jobs is to come off the bench when needed and supply some power…
and PRETTY girls are acceptable on RR as long as they are bloggin’…I guess…just sayin’
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by Madville on Jun 5, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
all we need
is for the top of the order to get on, and Laynce to hit a three-run homer.
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by BubbaFan on Jun 5, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dunn'd
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 5, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The only problem with "pretty girls pictures" is.........
It makes masturbation an easy way out for sex instead of just going out and getting the real thing. 20 years ago, masturbation was considered pathetic. Then by the late 90’s if you masturbated in front of a girl, you were “hip”.
How this relates to the Reds, you pick.
by Johnnypronto on Jun 5, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This discourse is not my fault..
Don’t blame me BubbaFan…
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by Madville on Jun 5, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow... our offense is anemic and stuff...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jun 5, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Anemic is to weak of a description
Maybe BP will catch one on the barrell
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by Madville on Jun 5, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
When is Votto due off the DL?
I mean, he BETTER come off and be ready to go. We can’t stand the Kurt Cobain routine anymore. The seasons going down the drain.
by Johnnypronto on Jun 5, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You still don't know what's wrong with him
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 5, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Reds almost admitted it was performance anxiety
Due to becoming a “star player”.
by Johnnypronto on Jun 5, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which means
you almost have an idea what you are talking about
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 5, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd like to see where you saw that
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by BK on Jun 5, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
...and this is related to Kurt Cobain how?
You realize its, like, patently offensive to attack someone because of something you don’t know, right? I mean, the way this is being played by some folks makes me yearn for the days of Griffey leg injuries
by Cy Schourek on Jun 5, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You probably masturbate. PATHETIC!!!
/flicks peen
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 5, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cobain couldn't handle being a rock star
Sounds similiar to Joey unable to be a baseball star. Matter of fact, I think Kurt Cobain is one of Votto’s favorite guys. No surprise.
by Johnnypronto on Jun 5, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That definitely isn't a matter of fact
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 5, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah, I forgot!
The situations are completely analogous. Thank you, Dr. Pronto, for your long-distance diagnosis of Joey Votto’s situation. Since you’re such an astute observer of people’s mental state from miles away, perhaps you can read my mind through the computer and discern what I’m thinking right now.
I’ll give you a hint: it’s “Fuck off, johnnypronto.”
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by BLee2525 on Jun 5, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is what it is
The Reds have almost outright admitted it in the media. He is having issues of being a star player. Hopefully he can overcome them quickly.
by Johnnypronto on Jun 5, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No they haven't
Show me where in the media the Reds have admitted that Votto is having trouble with being a star player.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 5, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go back and read the articles on Votto
They are all online.
by Johnnypronto on Jun 5, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've read them, and nothing in them says that
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 5, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"It is what it is"
the last refuge of a guy who doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about.
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by BLee2525 on Jun 5, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dont like to pile on
Slyde would be ticked at the cliquishness, I feel, but all the same. Heh.
by Cy Schourek on Jun 5, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, I need to drop some knowledge on your sorry ass
1) Ear infections are known to frequently bring on anxiety attacks in adults. The dizziness causes a rise in heart rate and that spurs on more dizziness. It can be a vicious cycle.
2) Ear infections can take weeks to completely clear up. Votto got sick about 3 1/2 weeks ago.
3) You have no idea what the fuck you are talking about. Nowhere have the Reds said anything even remotely resembling what is wrong with Votto.
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 5, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kurt Cobain is one of my favorite guys
along with Heath Ledger
and I’ve masturbated 3 times today
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 5, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
TRIPLE, BITCH
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 5, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BP
Soriano misplayed the ball in left, and BP got his HAVOC on
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by BK on Jun 5, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BP
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by BubbaFan on Jun 5, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
triple post !!
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 5, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"in play, run(s)"
Yay.
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by BubbaFan on Jun 5, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
hairston walk
bp triple
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 5, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the suspect Cubs bullpen
For some reason, they didn’t run Guzman back out there. Yay.
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by BubbaFan on Jun 5, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Laynce is going to hit this one to South America
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by BK on Jun 5, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
or to the pitcher
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 5, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
or pop out to the fingerless wonder
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by BubbaFan on Jun 5, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And BP does catch one on the Barrell
Sorely needed
Laynce Nix Daynce Mix time
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by Madville on Jun 5, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
hellz yeah
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jun 5, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
RAYMOAN MY new favorite CLUTCH walker
Common JAY…keep back, stay relaxed and drill one
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by Madville on Jun 5, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
lou must be about ready to have a stroke
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 5, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
...Ownings has the highest average for any of the Reds starters... wow
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jun 5, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Does that you surprise you?
Fucker can hit
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by Madville on Jun 5, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
common Jay-Hova
SLUMPBUSTER TIME
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 5, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
shouldn't he just masturbate like the other cool kids?
by Cy Schourek on Jun 5, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you asking Cy if he masturbates?
What is this 7th grade?
by Brian B on Jun 5, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry Cy, I've got this.
Yes. All the time.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 5, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was going to go with
“what happens between me and my Great Escape slash fiction is none of your business”
but thanks for the pinch hit
by Cy Schourek on Jun 5, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yours is better.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 5, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't swing at that shit Jay
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by Madville on Jun 5, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He's got some serious anxiety in the batters box.
Does it occur to you Jay that the guy who hasn’t thrown 2 strikes to a batter yet might not throw you one?
by Brian B on Jun 5, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Poop
Rats
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by Madville on Jun 5, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, that was a massive failure.
Ready for a big ninth with Rosales and Gonzalez?
by Brian B on Jun 5, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You sound less than optomistic
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by Madville on Jun 5, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
we have hanigan
but we could never use him….
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 5, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
why not?
We have Janish as emergency catcher.
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by BubbaFan on Jun 5, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh no not Coco
He is only effective in a save situation
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by Madville on Jun 5, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow Rosie, you fucked that up
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 5, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How so? Difficult Difficult ball to play
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by Madville on Jun 5, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he's thinking of being hero in the bottom of the inning.
by Brian B on Jun 5, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's thinking of his new 20-sided die
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 5, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
has Prof. Frink been mentioned as a Rosales lookalike yet?

by Cy Schourek on Jun 5, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't believe so
but that’s a pretty good one.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 5, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dickerson's looked pretty solid on D tonight
And he hasn’t been all that bad from the plate either. Kudos to him.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 5, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
willie who ?
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 5, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
his diving grab
was a highlight on the mlb network
by Cy Schourek on Jun 5, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's doing alright except for his baserunning...but i'll blame dusty for that
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by Madville on Jun 5, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was more than concerned about the first dive, last inning.
2 outs, no one on. Keep the ball in front of you. That had triple written all over it if he doesn’t come up with it.
by Brian B on Jun 5, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahhh ...
See, I’m listening to the game so I have no context outside of Marty saying he made a great diving catch.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 5, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe
He’s just not used to playing LF?
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by BubbaFan on Jun 5, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've played APBA Baseball for years
and trust me, it doesn’t matter. I mean, why else would they hand out Gold Gloves to “Outfielders” irrespective of position?
by Cy Schourek on Jun 5, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think for some players, it does matter
Scouts say there’s two kinds of outfielders. The ones who read the ball off the bat, and the ones who just react with raw speed and athleticism. The ones who read the ball off the bat often say it takes them time to get used to playing corner, because the angle is so different.
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by BubbaFan on Jun 5, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, he's been an awesome CF so far
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by BK on Jun 5, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gonzo better hit a fucking home Run Now
Or I’ll have to have him killed
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by Madville on Jun 5, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Are they going to make Gonzo come to the plate?
by Brian B on Jun 5, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Weak assed little dribbler to the SS
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by Madville on Jun 5, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm shocked.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on Jun 5, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rosy....God help us
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by Madville on Jun 5, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
he's our hero right here
Havoc on the basepaths . . .
by Brian B on Jun 5, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Roll bitches

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 5, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok Rosie, hero time
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 5, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Are they really going to let Gonzo OPS .550 all year?
He’s not getting any better. Bench him now, please
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 5, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What is he swinging at?
3-1 pitch up and out of the zone! Christ! Send his ass down.
by Brian B on Jun 5, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I've said it before
Good pitchers make Adam Rosales look like a little leaguer. When Z struck him out, he swung at a pitch a foot and a half off the plate.
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by BK on Jun 5, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"I've said it before"
Okay, Phil Sims.
by Brian B on Jun 5, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fucking what are you swinging at you fucking moron Rosy
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by Madville on Jun 5, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
live on MLB Network!
Yeay parents tv going up to channel 326!
by Cy Schourek on Jun 5, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate how the stadium sounds like an away game when the Cubs are in town
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by BK on Jun 5, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Agreed, however
I do like to laugh when there’s a big “HUHHHH” on a pop up to short.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 5, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like to hear applause on a single up the middle
Hernanigans!
by Cy Schourek on Jun 5, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Jerry Hairston Jr. on deck"
Jeez, take your pick, Cubs.
by Brian B on Jun 5, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hanigan!
RALLY CAPS TIME
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 5, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
INITIATED
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 5, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BOOM BOOM CLAP
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on Jun 5, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hanigan is the man...
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 5, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dude gives you a quality AB every time up.
RALLY, RALLY
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 5, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lets win this bitches !
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 5, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HaniganMan...leading Rookie hitter theNL
common Cherry
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by Madville on Jun 5, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
NO MORE DRAMA IN THE ASTROS GAME
THEN GIVE ME THE REDS AGAIN!
by Cy Schourek on Jun 5, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He's gonna take strike one
and pop up 3-1.
by Brian B on Jun 5, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BRIAN REYNOLDS IS AN ASS
“HE POPPED IT UP!….OH WAIT, THATS FOUL”
by Cy Schourek on Jun 5, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nope
swing and foul off ball 4
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 5, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LETS GO CHERRY
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 5, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HERE WE GO CHERRRYYY HERE WE GO
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 5, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 5, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
IT'S LIKE LITTLE LEAGUE OUT THERE
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 5, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HOLY SHIT!!!!
IDIOT HAVOC
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 5, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap!
He’d be on first anyway because it was ball four! But Hanigan goes to third.
by Brian B on Jun 5, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 5, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I believe that's "camel bro"
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on Jun 5, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAVOC !
STRIKE 3 BUT CATCHER DROPS BALL EVERYONE SAFE
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 5, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wha happen?
I just saw “swinging strike”
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by BLee2525 on Jun 5, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
DISREGARD THE POST BELOW
THANK YOU
by Cy Schourek on Jun 5, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOW finally the Reds get a breaque
Common C-Dick be patient
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by Madville on Jun 5, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE SAM HELL IS GOING ON?
by Cy Schourek on Jun 5, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The game is over
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by Madville on Jun 5, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
THAT WAS NOT WHAT I WANTED TO HEAR
BUT, UM, THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP
/disengaged
by Cy Schourek on Jun 5, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh......well sheeeit
It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. Henrik Ibsen
by Madville on Jun 5, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
FU-UCK!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 5, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fucking hell, C-Dick
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 5, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And the mass of Cubs 'fans' exit GABP back to
Tipp City, Oh., Aurora, Ind. and all other-points stupid.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 5, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aurora's Reds country bro
Truuust me.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 5, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
All right ...
all I’m saying is that there are a ton of Cubs ‘fans’ from small little towns all over the Midwest. The grand majority of them also happen to be mouth breathers. Not knocking the town, but the type of fan.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 5, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know what you mean
I don’t really understand the mentality of Cubs fans in general. They’re really the only base of baseball fans I can think of that routinely feel the need to go to opposing stadiums and fuck shit up.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 5, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I honestly think that it's not about being a fan of baseball or even the Cubs
it’s the whole WGN/loveable losers/douchebag Northsider thing that people fall into. It’s like going to an OSU game — there are fans and alums and students and then there are the idiots that show up for the ‘party’ and to ‘fuck shit up.’
No shit, the majority of arrested ‘students’ following the 2002 Michigan victory were actually not OSU students. They were from Akron, BG, Cincy, tons of small colleges. The actual number of OSU students arrested was something like 20 of the what 200? arrests?
Not saying that there should be any arrests, but my point is that big entities like Cubs/OSU/Red Sox/etc. bring in a bunch of fringe fans that aren’t there for the right reasons.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 5, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, rant over.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 5, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I couldn't agree more
I lived with a dude that was a Cubs fan like that, from northern IN. He loved to know when the Cubs were winning, but never watched a game. The only player he knew on the team was Derrek Lee, and he couldn’t spell it. Whenever they were in town, he’d talk me into going down to the ballpark with him, while he’d high-five the other random idiots when they did something notable, and yell at cheering Reds fans when the Reds did something good (at GABP, no less). It’s more cool for them to say they’re a fan of a team like the Cubs and say something like “they haven’t won in awhile, I’m not jumping on the bandwagon!” instead of actually following the team night after night like fans of other teams. Yeah, I hate Cubs fans.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 5, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Douchebag Northsiders
It’s funny, I always roll my eyes when fans of team x complain about fans of team y, because in general, people are just people; a fan of any other team would be as rude.
But the exception truly is Cubs fans, because of the douchebag Northsider contingent. I can’t comment on small-town Cubs fans, because I don’t know any, but I’ve been to the North Side of Chicago many times, and it’s really one of the nation’s strongholds of yuppie fuckfaces. They might as well rename the site to “Hot Chicks With Cubs Fans”.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on Jun 5, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Goddammit
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on Jun 5, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
wow
that’s disappointing
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 5, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
man, that sucked
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by BubbaFan on Jun 5, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Man could we use a couple consistent hitters
Like Votto and a 3B maN
It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. Henrik Ibsen
by Madville on Jun 5, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice!
The Cubs coverage had a nice Cameron Diaz-ish blond dancing in the stands after the game.
by Brian B on Jun 5, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Owings pitched well...
So that was good
It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. Henrik Ibsen
by Madville on Jun 5, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Big fat L for his efforts
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 5, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But i've learned that W and L is not the way of RR when seeking understanding of good pitching, grasshopper
It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. Henrik Ibsen
by Madville on Jun 5, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
By the way, Jim day can blow me
It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. Henrik Ibsen
by Madville on Jun 5, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You're a little old for JD
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on Jun 5, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently, according to the idiots texting Reds Live right now
This guy’s starting for the Reds 2moro!

This here Karl Malone.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 5, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather have this guy

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 5, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
all those Irish guys look like...
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 5, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sure do

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 5, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"i dont know nothin' 'bout the internet
except how to put the ball in’er net"
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 5, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It sucks losing games in which a pitcher's home run was the difference
At least Zambrano didn’t hit a three-run job like Josh Johnson last night.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on Jun 5, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah no kidding
My only prediction is that we will see at least one home run by a pitcher tonight.
Thanks a lot Slyde.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 5, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Slyde is a butt
i so totally hate that guy
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 5, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alex Gonzalez is not good at baseball batting
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 5, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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