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Cubs + Ash and the Cubs SUCK!

 

Get ready for CubsFan to infest our city this weekend gang.  Im wagering one hundred dollars that the memorabilia salesdude at the base of Main St will be selling those geeky, offensive Cubs W flags again.  If anyone is going to any of the games this weekend please remember to bring a canned food item...that gets you two free tickets to a Reds vs Braves game later this month.  Im thinking that might be a date where jch displays his Failcouer shirt to RR Nation. 

Also, downtown should be packed Friday evening since there is also a Keith Urban concert at US Bank Arena at 7pm.  Prepare to get to the ballpark early.  I, of course, am unable to follow my own advice as I will be arriving late to celebrate the birth of Ashness...thanks to work commitments.

Who else is gonna buy our bday girl a beer?

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The Failcouer shirt will make its debut Sunday at Turner Field

It made it to IL this morning and I should have it tomorrow. :)

Who all is in for tomorrow night, anyway? I know me, Ash, and obc but haven’t heard the entire lineup yet. I personally can’t wait to get into a good natured argument with random CunsFan. Also, didn’t someone say something in the game thread about being there tomorrow night? If you’d like you can email me and I’ll send you my cell number if you want to meet up with a ragtag bunch of internet nerds.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 4, 2009 4:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I stopped being lazy and searched, it was fourrunhomer

Give me a shout if you want, we’re not nearly as sarcastic and loudmouthed in person…….oh, right. Never mind.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 4, 2009 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think we're it from the site, g

You, me, and Billiam. Oh, and BK? Menace? Possibly. Anyway… Yeah, snohio, ’than, and Slyde all have better and brighter things going on, and/or their respective spouse has taken away their field trip privileges for the evening.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 4, 2009 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can't make it

I’m not doing anything Saturday-Sunday so maybe I’ll be available. Stay tuned.

by Red Menace on Jun 5, 2009 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will come if JNG does

I wanna give him a firsthand taste of fruit by swelling up his melon.

"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon

by Colin Auscapee on Jun 5, 2009 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also, I want to see this shirt. Bring it.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 4, 2009 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My bday is Monday

so, throw back a couple for me too.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jun 4, 2009 5:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Come with us dude!

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 4, 2009 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I cannot

I’m playing in the 7 Days For Sids golf outing on Monday. Tomorrow we have a graduation party. Saturday night Chef invited us to this private dinner thing for the ballet where he, Daveed, and Christian from Nicola’s are cooking a shitload of courses with wine pairings…followed by an evening away from the kids at the Cincinnatian. I’m tired and hungover just thinking about all of it.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jun 4, 2009 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pops is challenging Mads for the title of No Show King

Booooooooooo!

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 5, 2009 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey....

If I have a choice between birthday sex with the wife, dinner and golf or to hang out with my nerd friends…. well, I’ll miss you all terribly.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jun 5, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm hanging out with my grandsons tonight..

Alex and I’ll watch the game while Baby D. sleeps. If we didn’t have the illte guy Alex and I would have come to the game…

It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. Henrik Ibsen

by Madville on Jun 5, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

why choose Pops?

at age 37 ya learn how to juggle all 4.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 5, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's quite a schedule

I’ll check in with you when I get back Tuesday to make sure you’re still kicking.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 5, 2009 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

your not coming back tuesday, holmes

see ya in a couple weeks….malnourished, dehydrated and chafed.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 5, 2009 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Happy B-day to Pops

Happy B-day to Pops
Happy B-day to Pops
Happy Birthday, Happy birthday
Blah Blah Blah Blah Plop

How old is you gonna be

It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. Henrik Ibsen

by Madville on Jun 4, 2009 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The big 34

but my titty implants are turning 3!

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jun 4, 2009 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

34 and so much more

Blah de blah bla blaaa…

Wasn’t that another stiflingly self-absorbed Neil Young song/

It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. Henrik Ibsen

by Madville on Jun 4, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no

he was 24

/hangs head in shame knowing he wrote his masterpiece at a younger age than i am now

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 4, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It doesn't mean that much to me

to mean that much to you.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jun 4, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too bad Neil wasn't a punk rocker...or much of a rocker period.

It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. Henrik Ibsen

by Madville on Jun 4, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that the dude from Portugal. The Man on the left?

I’m a big fan of PTM, but damn…that is one ugly, stupid, and anger-inducing beard/toboggan combo

by Cy Schourek on Jun 5, 2009 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's Bon Iver

Every music scene in the country has a dude equal to, if not better than, Bon Iver. His ascent to somebodydom baffles me.

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on Jun 5, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

A friend subjected my me and my wife to an evening of one of his records as the backdrop to our couples dinner. He’d even burned me a CD of it before we arrived ’cause he was so sure of its merit. A nice gesture to be sure, but what a labored, contrived piece of shit that record is.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jun 5, 2009 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(my me and my wife) -er

…you get it.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jun 5, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

my birthday is monday as well.

your mom picked a good day to have you…

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 4, 2009 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or...

a good day to give it up to dad. Half-full, half-empty. Happy Birfday.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jun 5, 2009 8:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will be in Chicago tomorrow night

Wrong place, wrong time. Please win, Reds, so I can shove it any Cubbie blue faces I stumble across.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 4, 2009 5:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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