Game Thread 51: Part 2, Electric Boogaloo
by Slyde on Jun 3, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
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Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 3, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions
Wow. Good positioning?
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
Lucky positioning?
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
Think so
And it’s hard to tell by watching on TV, but Nix seems to have good instincts out there. Doesn’t take bad routes.
by ken on Jun 3, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
was it a rifle shot or a rocket shot?
they cant be the same, georgie
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
So today I signed up for AT&T wireless broadband...
I’m hoping to switch from my cable modem to that, since it’s only ~$10 more a month and I can use it anywhere. I’m just wary of the 5gb cap.
Has anybody here tried wireless broadband?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Man...
I saw one for $90 yesterday and definitely considered it.
But even with all of my data I haven’t filled up the 500gb external drive I have, so I don’t need it…yet.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I've got
Two internal hard drives, and four external, including a 2 Terabyte,
Space is still kinda tight…
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Jesus
There’s only so many pictures of Bubba Crosby and Andy Phillips. I’m guessing the rest is devoted to slash fiction?
text doesn't take up much room
I’ve got a lot of photos and video. Mostly that I took – family vacations, baseball games, hikes, etc. I’m the family photographer and video editor. I also do some animation and stuff, which is another thing that takes up a lot of hard drive space.
I also have a lot of baseball games downloaded from MLB.TV and saved to my hard drive, but they don’t take up as much room as the photos I take at baseball games.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I had it at an apartment a few years ago
It was new. It sucked a lot. But when it worked, it worked well.
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
Yeah, I think it's gotten
a lot better in the past year even.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I just found yesterday that my cable company supposedly offers it in public areas
But I haven’t tried it out yet. It sounds cool.
Just being in a good G3 or G4 (or whatever it is called) mobile area is amazing.
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
I sell it
It’s good if you get a good signal, and the 5GB is only a problem if you’re, say, streaming video or playing World of Warcraft or something.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Jun 3, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Or downloading a bunch of stuff
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by SullivanSmith on Jun 3, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
You sell it?
As in, you sell cell phone service?
You’re right about the cap, though I also download a ton of data. But given that I mostly do that in my office, it shouldn’t be a problem. I just hate the stupid cap on principle, really.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Yeah I sell wireless phone service.
Believe it or not, stand-up comedy doesn’t pay the bills as well as people think it does.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Jun 3, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
You won't see that cap TOO much longer, I bet
Verizon has already lowered their per MB overage cost significantly, and I bet once they switch to LTI (new style of signal) you’ll see even better mobile broadband plans.
But that’s a couple of years away
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by SullivanSmith on Jun 3, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I agree...
I think the caps will at least increase in the next year or two, what with everyone doubling (at least) the download speeds. They’re going to have a lot more people bumping into those 5gb limits just because it will be that much easier to do.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
me
It’s slower than regular broadband, but the portability is nice.
The cap will be a problem if you watch a lot of video online.
I have Sprint. It’s the only wireless broadband available in my area for home users.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
The only video I watch online
is mlb.tv. I wonder what sort of bandwidth it uses.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I don't watch MLB.TV via mobile broadband
IME, it’s not fast enough.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
What cellphone provider do you have?
It’s not even fast enough for basic?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Sprint
It’s the only option around here.
They do have very good coverage. I don’t think I’ve ever found myself with no bars.
But it’s slow compared to regular broadband. And I’m not terribly patient.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Interesting...
I think it’s better around here, but I’m really curious to try it.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
try it first
See if you can live with it. Usually they let you cancel in the first month without penalty if it’s not working for you.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Yeah.
I have three days to cancel and be out nothing. If I go more, but less than a month I think I’m out $36 startup + one month service. So I’ll see how it is around here, and if it’s decent I’ll see how it goes on my trip to DC at the end of the month. If it goes well, I’ll cancel my cable modem.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Oh, whoa, the Reds are up 3-0
Hmmm…
Laynce Nix hitting a grand slam. Ha ha like that would happen
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
Just about everything Nix has been doing has been mildly surprising to me, so hey, hit a Grande burrito.
I saw Branyan's coming
Sadly he asked Doug Melvin if he could come back with the Brewers and he said no… sniffle… told him to call Jack Z.
George Grande cries
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 3, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
There have been some well hit balls off Cueto
But at Reds.
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
it would likely be a tie ballgame
were Rosales playing third
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 3, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
that had crossed my mind
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
Nice slide
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
Nice slide by Soft Baby J
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
I have a sore throat
and it gets slightly better with each Reds run scored.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
a mighty throw?
Ankiel two hopped that from short center. Color me not impressed…
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
These Real Men of Genius ads still crack me up
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
Per wikipedia
Yes he does. He’s the guy who echoes the announcer, and in my opinion, the funniest part of the ads.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 3, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
Because I agree
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by SullivanSmith on Jun 3, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Mr. Overly Competetive Touch Football Player
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by SullivanSmith on Jun 3, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I also really like the Mr. Big Screen Marriage Proposal Guy
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by SullivanSmith on Jun 3, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I heard the SUV limo one on the radio last week
that one tickled me
Will you stop it with the vegetables
wlw's parodies
link is just down on the left hand side of the blog. my pal J sang ’em.
real tri state heroes
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
They're still bringing it
but they haven’t felt the same to me since they switched from Real American Heroes post 9/11. Those were simpler times.
wait
the Belgians are terrorists now?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 3, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Keep alert
for waffle bombs.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 3, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You don't suppose he was using illegal drugs to enhance his phsyique and performance
do you?
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Jun 3, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Someone should ask him
I’m sure he’d respond with a straight answer.
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by SullivanSmith on Jun 3, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
a friend of mine
works with a French dude who played junior tennis in France and Spain. Every time someone brings up Rafael Nadal, he taps an artery and pretends to shoot up. He claims Rafa got his insane physique in under a year.
Will you stop it with the vegetables
yeah
he’s probably just jealous. they’re all jealous of Lance too.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 3, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
on the brihgtside, he might just be saying that Rafa's on heroin
Will you stop it with the vegetables
i was thinking earlier
remember way back when (ST last season) when many (myself included) thought Homer was a better prospect than Cueto?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 3, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions
You have to remember
we drink a lot around here
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by SullivanSmith on Jun 3, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
wait
are you saying you dont remember that because you drink too much, or are you saying that because alcohol makes you think silly things, i.e. Homer being better than Cueto?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 3, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
A little from column A
A little from column B
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by SullivanSmith on Jun 3, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
not me
I distinctly remember telling Doug that Cueto will be a better pitcher in the Majors than Bailey. It’s the only minor league prospect I’ve gotten right. Well, that and Votto, but c’mon, Votto’s easy.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
GD says the 2 runs in the 3rd were unearned
there was an error, but he was erased with the DP, and I think the runners would have scored, regardless.
Reds fan for 40 years!
If you were wondering why Justin Mallett was released...
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
Thank you for stealing my Farmers Only headline for tomorrow verbatim :)
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 3, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks for stealing my initials
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
well
I guess that explains it. I kinda figured it had to be something like that.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
"The suspension will start as soon as Mallett signs with a major league organization."
And that will happen…… when?
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Jun 3, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Never
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 3, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Exactly
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Jun 3, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
just great
so the guy has a drug problem and we take away his job, his most steadying influence in his life, and his true passion? i dont want to get into a whole thing here, but that’s pretty messed up.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 3, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'd think that it pertains more to toking up than beefing up
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 3, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah
If it was ‘roids, they’d say it was a PED.
It’s marijuana or cocaine, probably.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Hey, someone needs to explain knifey-spoony to me
Well ok, they don’t HAVE to. I would just appreciate it.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
playing lefty-righty matchups
Simpsons’ reference based on a Crocodile Dundee reference
Will you stop it with the vegetables
This just in
In and out of Sonic in 45 seconds with 3 RB floats.
Amazing.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 3, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions
good work
is one of those for me? i did give you the idea, you konw…
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 3, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Sure.
If you’d like to head up to Van Wert, Ohio. It’s all yours.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 3, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
ahhh nuts
it’ll be all melty by then!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 3, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
It's in the freezer
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 3, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
well i'll be
i didnt think we had Sonic here in Columbus, but it turns out there are like 5 of them. i gotta get out more i guess. thanks for holding it for me Farney, but i think i can get my own.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 3, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
No prob.
Also, when did Columbus get a Sonic? I lived there for five years and never saw one.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 3, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
ive lived here for 6 of the last 7
and ive never seen one either.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 3, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I went to one on Olentangy the other day
It was a rather overpriced and they didn’t give us our complete order.
When the hell did that open?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 3, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not sure
but it’s where there’s a lot of new stuff. There’s a Raising Cane’s around there and such.
oh no
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jun 3, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I know where you're talking about
Definitely not there when I moved away in 07
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 3, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Totally.
I was blown away.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 3, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Alonso 2-4 so far tonight with another double
And Chris Heisey raised his average to .386 with a 2-4 night so far!
Reds fan for 40 years!
ive decided to pronounce his name "HEE-zee"
so i can call him “nice ’n easy Chris Heisey”
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 3, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Hopefully he'll be Movin' On Up soon
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 3, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Like George and Weezy?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
And he can introduce himself
saying, “It rhymes with Parcheesi.”
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
i think Johnny Cueto's new nickname should be
“bubble gum”. ive always thought “bubble gum” was a great nickname, and since Johnny is always jawing away at it it fits him perfectly.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 3, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions
he's from the Dominican
and now he lives in Cincy, and travels the country on a regular basis. does that not constitute “globe trotting”?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 3, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Bubba Crosby's nickname
in the Yankees clubhouse was “Bubba-licious.”
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
no
Like Charlie, I think it’s kinda lame. I don’t call him that.
But the Yanks probably had a hard time nicknaming him. “Bubba” is already a nickname, and they couldn’t do the usual “just add -y” to his name, because his last name already ended that way.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
we used to call it "bubble gum"
when someone would put his balls on some passed out dude’s mouth.
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jun 3, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that because your British half
doesn’t believe that tea comes in bags?
by Brendanukkah on Jun 3, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
no, it wasn't "tea-bagging" because of some subtley that I never picked up on
There is no more byzantine set of laws than those that govern nicknames for putting your balls on stuff
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jun 3, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I was think of Louie when Madville posts such and such "can blow me"
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jun 3, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey
We’re winning. Great! The key must be me not paying attention until the fifth inning.
I also got the coolest present of all time. A friend of mine showed the San Francisco Giants around the White House today and hung out in their dugout for a couple of hours before the game was supposed to start but got postponed due to rain (apparently Randy Johnson will have to wait another day for 300). Anyway, she got me balls signed by the Giants and Natinals during the rain delay. Awesome!
i heard he started Tweeting
and Marty told him to take a hike.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 3, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
There's a slight chance
that this might help some of you feel superior to others.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
That site is great.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 3, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Uh oh
Costa Rica already up 1-0, in the 2nd minute
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Mastroeni schooled, Ching was on him too, and there was nothing Timmy could do about it
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 3, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
This wouldn't have happened if Maurice Edu had been healthy enough to play!
/probably still would have happened.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 3, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Or Hejduk!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 3, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
i dont know
it was really close. i dont think you could be angry either way it was so close.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 3, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
It was super-close...
Cowboy eventually granted that it was a coin toss kind of call. Could have easily gone either way.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Guess you aren't gonna get those calls on the road
Considering Cueto got the next 2 guys on two pitches, i’d say justice was borne out.
He's at 91 pitches
I think he’ll do it
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 3, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
helluva game from Boyer too
George just mentioned it, so i check Gameday and he’s thrown 51 pitches in 4.1. not bad at all.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 3, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah man, this sucks
we shoulda been through 4 of them by now
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 3, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey guys, I'm back!
How much was I missed?
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
S'up Brother's and Sisters
Good game…pretty fun listening to Murker…he sounds like he’s on Rhino-tranq.
I get a special gooey-inside feeling beating Tony LaRussa…this game just keeps getting better and better.
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
I like him when he's talking about baseball
He sounds kind of bored when he asked to read stuff, though. Like that whole Ask Marty.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Jun 3, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Bored? He sounds fucking stoned!
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
You know what I have never ever bought at a ball game?
Cracker Jacks
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You get TOY!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 3, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
MMMMM 1914 Cracker Jacks player cards
http://www.psacard.com/smrweb/backissues/smr0601/crackers_2.jpg
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
Well then
Suddenly I’m not so upset about not being able to watch.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 3, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Well shit
No point in watching the match I’m DVRing now….
You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris
by cesarhernandez on Jun 3, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
2-nil Costa Rica in the 13th
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Not too bad
We’re top of the Hexagonal. It will hurt if we don’t beat Honduras on Saturday though.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 3, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Masset and Danny Ray warming up
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh it
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 3, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions
I think Dusty heard you
Danny Ray coming in
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 3, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Mirror image...
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
by Madville on Jun 3, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
is someone else going to flip this or do I have to do it?
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 3, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
i'll do you one better
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 3, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
there is no way I am outdoing that
nice flatbill
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 3, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Cueto's done.
Daniel Ray – on the way…
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
Yeah, nice game from him today
Just the stopper we needed.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 3, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
HAVOC'D
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 3, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions
Why do teams keep running on Hanigan?
So dumb. I’ll take it though.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Tony LaLussa - snicker
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
"That's as bad a decision as you're ever going to see"
Worse than my decision to quit school to be a clown?
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
That sir is an incredible decision
You must be near to enlightenment.
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
havoc!
I heart Hanigan.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
That's the second time LaRussa has done that shit this year
Man is fucking crazy.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 3, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions
No walks by Cueto tonight.
Nice change
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
Common Jay...
Get some discipline
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
Sammy Sosa will soon announce his 'formal retirment'
They just said on Cardinals broadcast
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
I think the year before last
They said, he said his last year (with the Rangers) was his favorite season. Hit 25 HR.
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
LAYNC'D
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 3, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions
Layynce
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
Laynce Nix - why is he not the #4 hitter on this club?
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
I bet he will be tomorrow
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 3, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
christ on a crutch
Another tayter for Laynce.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Can I get a hooyha two times Wednesday!?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Hooyha!
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Jun 3, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Daynce bitches
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 3, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions
Costa Rica almost got their 3rd
US defense looks horrible right now
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Time for the Spotlight Female Athlete of the night
Tonight we go to Australia for a good little ball player
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
It could be this one
OR MAYBE THIS IS IT !
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
I think she's out of uniform in that second picture
not that I’m complaining…
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 3, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Where were you last night?
I couldn’t get away with half of this without upsetting the . . . the . . . the people.
skaggy looking creature
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 3, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
You cut me to the deep...Colin
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
I still love ya Mads
even though you dropped a “Fuck Colin” in some other thread
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 3, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd rather have the Aussie softballer...
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 3, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I can see her colin
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jun 3, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes but I was trying to build up the confidence of some poor RR who you had just crushed into small little bits of near humanity.
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
Gomes on to bat for Elf Boy!!!!
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
Daymn
Maybe Nix can be our power bat in LF.
I know, he could just be on a hot streak. But he was considered a top prospect before he was injured.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 3, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I agree BF....Kid looks like the real thing.
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
fake can be just as good
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jun 3, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Rec'd
Because I was gonna say that, too
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Jun 3, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
He plays a little defense out there too
Not too shabby.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 3, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
That would be great
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
I think it already is,,,question is whether Dusty and Walt agree with us
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
That was a qualifying 'would'
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
Qualifying wood can be embarassing
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Jun 3, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks for my new facebook avatar
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
How old is Nix
What was the nature of his injury?
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
Carpenter tomorrow
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
Sorry. I made the mistake of checking out the probables
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
I'd say there is a 30% chance
that he will get hurt and come out early and then they will have another bullpen game.
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 3, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Gray - please note I did respond to your question re: Austrailian Women's Baseball uniforms.
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
And Marty seems to think that's an excellent idea
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Jun 3, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
what about masset ?
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 3, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Speaking of the State
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jun 3, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Sounds vaguely pornographic
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
There are few things as depraved as a man in the depths of an ether binge
by Brendanukkah on Jun 3, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jun 3, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
If only I'd known earlier in life.....
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
could have used some of those runs yesterday as well....
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 3, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
the roids are contagious
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 3, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
BP!
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
BP ARE YA WITH ME?
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 3, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
i'll rec that
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 3, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
BP!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Brandon Phillips showing off again.
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
What a useless home run
/Dunn’d
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
Bruce could use a useless HR
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
Jason LaRue is warming up in the bullpen
I’m not making that up.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Well played sir
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
TLR made his pitching tell
Cardinals announcers just said. One more hit and we would have seen LaWiff pitch
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
so no LaRue pitching?
Bummer.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
not unless they tie it
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 3, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
LaRue for the W?
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
ugh
If they tie it, I suspect it won’t be LaRue coming out of the pen. :-P
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
His *pitching change tell
Which apparently is him taking off his glasses and looking down at the ground… searching for his soul.
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
What a pleasure listening to Kent Murker
He knows more about the game than Marty, doesn’t get pulled into any superfluous chit chat and sounds like he is on soapers. 
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
That would be Wily T and his injured groin
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jun 3, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 3, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
My kind of Game - 3 Home Runs....
Oh and Rick Ankiel can blow me.
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
Speaking of vaguely pornographic....
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
I never would have guessed Senator Inouye for a spanking fetish
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jun 3, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
The Cards announcers are asking where Danny Graves is?
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
To pitch
Remember that game. Was it 06? When the cards came back against Graves?
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
I don't know what you're talking about
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala . . . I can’t hear you . . . lalalalalala
Householder hasn't made any ridiculous predictions tonight
so I think we’re good
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 3, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
No end in sight for slumping Bruce
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 3, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions
Looks like Joe Thurston walked past a mirror and realized he's Joe Thurston
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
So he looks high?
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 3, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Damnit why did I have to say something?
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
trying to turn this into a save situation
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 3, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Fisher out of gas - I get Dusty gonna wear him down so that Carlos will be the guy sent down.
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
Got bailed out there
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
did that pop-up do the trick
or do I need to get my rX pad out?
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
I like this Kid...common King Carlos
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
He was very out
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
You'd think he'd want to get dinner
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
GIDP, calling it now.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
4 outs?
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
You heard me.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Sad thing is I'm not even drinking :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
I can assure you
When I’m drinking I get odd as hell. And all ride-y.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
we got 4 outs that inning anyway
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 3, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You make an intriguing point
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
we needed 29 today
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 3, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Loud and clear
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
dude...
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 3, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
tough to do with 2 outs
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 3, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Stike this duncan dude out Mutherfucker
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
thats 3 strikes....ah,ah ah
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 3, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
YAY
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
We'll win again tomorrow,,Its Adam Harang nite
Kyle Lohse sucks weasel balls.
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
A little more exciting than it needed to be
But nice win.
I wonder if Laynce can hit lefties.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
enough of this small ball stuff
luv the three run home run
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 3, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
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