SIS - Worst movie ever and what would it take to get Holliday?
This SIS is a two headed beast. That's how we roll on Reds' off days.
1) Whats the worst movie you ever paid to see at the theatre or rented? Horrible movies on cable do NOT count seeing as how there must be some form of financial investement to be considered. I dont recall ever walking out on a film at the cinema. I've certainly gotten tired of rented movies, however, and popped them out of the player before the film ended. The last I recall is that aircraft controller movie with John Cusack and Billy Bob Thornton.
2) If the Reds had Matt Holliday and you had to trade him for only Reds minor league prospects....whom would you want in order to trade MH? Billy Beane is an intelligent man with plenty of bravado. Matt Holliday will not come cheap and i'd say the bidding begins at 3 premium prospects, possibly 4.
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1. Powder — fucking terrible
2. I don’t want Holliday, therefor, I don’t care what it takes
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by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 29, 2009 2:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Also, Powder was a rental
Worst in theater was Charlie’s Angels 2 — worst $1 I ever spent.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 29, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wendigo, rental
Also I don’t think we need to try for Holliday, too pricey for a half year rental.
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by jch24 on Jun 29, 2009 2:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I used to work at a movie theater, so I saw a lot of movies for free
Including the magical summer of 1997 that saw the releases of The Avengers, Godzilla, and my choice for worst all-time, Batman & Robin. I didn’t pay to see any of them, at least monetarily. That is a trifecta of suck that would be hard to top.
I don’t think Beane would go for it, but I’d be willing to give up Danny Dorn and Juan Francisco for Holliday.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 29, 2009 2:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Batman & Robin is the worst I can remember seeing in a theater
We absolutely knew it would suck going in, but went anyways. We were 16, the summer was hot and the theater was well air conditioned.
Recently I saw about 40 minutes of The Love Guru that my friend had Netflixed. Does that count?
Would Holliday really cost 3-4 premium prospects, or would the deal just have to be better than the draft picks the A’s would receive when he walks?
by Red Menace on Jun 29, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The only way I would try for Holliday is if we could lock him up for a year or two.
To me, he’s just not worth it, as JCH said — the Reds’ we’ll probably only get him for half a year. I would not give anyone up for him for a half-season trade.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 29, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The draft picks are contingent upon the A's offering Holliday arbitration
I don’t know if they would do that right now since the A’s are a small market team and Holliday isn’t exactly lighting the world on fire right now.
The Crow II was horrible btw
by Snake the Jake on Jun 29, 2009 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
A's have the payroll coming off the books to afford Holliday accepting arb
All their bad veteran contracts (exception: Chavez), come off after ’09.
And Holliday would be stupid to accept anyway, since that’s another year of hitting in a pitcher’s paradise.
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by Blicks on Jun 30, 2009 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's been living most his life hitting in a hitter's paradise
by ken on Jun 30, 2009 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tell me why are we
So blind to see.
That the ones we hurt
Are you and me?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 30, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ohhhhh ... I forgot about Batman & Robin
Yep, that was truly terrible. But I was 13 when I saw it and refused to walk out of the theater and wait around form my ride home. No Charlie’s Angels 2? Walked out of that POS 10 minutes in.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 29, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
here we go
1. The Prequel to Dumb & Dumber – I think it was called Dumb and Dumberer, When Harry met Lloyd. Worst freaking movie ever. Saw it at the theatre.
2. I say a package of Dickerson & Francisco and either Roenicke or Carlos Fisher
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by MixFMKyle on Jun 29, 2009 2:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I agree with that movie
Can’t believe my wife and I sat through that garbage. 2 hours of our lives that we’ll never get back.
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by btcoop71 on Jun 29, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The only movie I ever fell asleep during at the theater
Jurassic Park II: The Lost World
And I think if a deal materializes for Holliday, it’ll be something like Valaika or Francicso/Dorn/Fisher/Thompson for Holliday and a PTBNL. Maybe someone like Manuel or Viola instead of Fisher, but Dorn and Thompson seems like Beane-type guys to me.
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by BK on Jun 29, 2009 2:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Theatre: Full Frontal
Misleading title, for starters.
by ken on Jun 29, 2009 3:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Vampires: Los Muertos
Seriously, I can’t make that up. We rented it because, I mean, seriously, Bon Jovi? I later saw it on a Saturday morning on the Sci-Fi channel. Sci Fi on Saturday morning has some of the funniest movies: Leviathon, Mansquito, etc.
I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Jun 29, 2009 3:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, and as much as I'd like to see Holiday in the lineup, not if the cost is prohibitive.
But i think that’s what everyone is saying.
I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Jun 29, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think
it would take three of the following: Stubbs, Homer, Roenicke, Soto, Stewart.
Nobody wants Daryl Thompson, fyi.
the only possible change would be if the economy greatly reduced possible trading partners. there cant be too many organizations wanting to take on salary at this point.
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by obc2 on Jun 29, 2009 3:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Pretty much agree with the general sentiment on Holiday
Unless we’re picking something up for a longer term arrangement, let it be.
Regarding the movie, it’s definitely Wing Commander.
by RedStalk on Jun 29, 2009 3:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What Happens in Vegas -
what in the hell was I thinking?
I don’t want Holliday.
by Joe Nolan's Glasses on Jun 29, 2009 3:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I have probably seen worse movies,
but various factors conspired to move me to walk out of these two:
1). Me, Myself, and Irene
2). 21 Grams
Obc, your list is ridiculous, no way 3 months of Holliday is worth that, and I don’t think anyone would pay that steeply. Homer for Holliday straight up is a bad trade for us, in my opinion. One good, one decent and one marginal prospect is all I would give up. Or one marquee, developed prospect.
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by Colin Auscapee on Jun 29, 2009 3:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I liked Me, Myself and Irene.
It reminded me of the newsroom I worked in. The female agate clerk had the task of keeping the crazy sports writers in line.
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by Thundering Turtle on Jun 29, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cheech and Chong: The Corsican Brothers
Even at 12 years old I couldn’t sit through it. Went back out to the mall and gawked and girls with GBH (“Great Big Hair”) who wouldn’t be caught dead talking to me.
Since we’re pretty much at a consensus, I’ll offer a twist on the Holliday scenario. The general idea seems to be,
“I’d like to have Holliday, but I don’t want to pay the price it takes.”
So substitute the star/starlet’s (this game is for you, too, ladies!) name that fits in that statement. For instance,
“I’d like to have (a date with) Lindsay Lohan, but I wouldn’t have to pay the price of notoriety/possible STD that it would take.”
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by "Red" Moskau on Jun 29, 2009 5:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd give em Roenicke and Soto
for Holliday and be fine with it. And maybe another low-level prospect.
The movie? A tie between Blair Witch Project and Natural Born Killers. Never walked out on any movie, but those two were the closest.
Blair Witch just sucked, and made me physically ill to boot! In theory, I should have liked NBK, but it was just so brutally bad.
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by cesarhernandez on Jun 29, 2009 5:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, Blair Witch was terrible.
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by Thundering Turtle on Jun 29, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
worst movie ever - Irreversible
the most violent skull bashing scene and rape scene on film – i nearly threw up. never had had such a physical reaction to a movie. should have never been made.
by Daedalus on Jun 29, 2009 5:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Worst Movie
Manos de Oros : The Hands of Gold (2006)
A low-budget horror film made by El Paso fertilizer salesman Hal P. Warren, about a MLB Shortstop on vacation who stumbles upon an isolated house inhabited by a polygamous cult of lesbian Softball players. Among its most notorious flaws, besides poor production qualities, is an opening sequence with little dialogue in which the Shortstop drives through the countryside for several minutes looking for a hotel. Also Diego Del Rio ( Juan Castro) is seen striking over out 16 times in the movie for no apparent reason nor with any connection with the plot. The movie is bi-lingual with no sub titles. The plot revolves around the story of how a good field-no hit Shortstop is lured into a farm house filled with lesbian Zombie softball players who convince Juan that they alone can teach him how to hit – from both sides of the plate. Another non-notable feature of the film is Kevin Costner, who played the character Torgo, supposedly a satyr, wore a rigging for his legs that made his performance extremely awkward.Also noted Costner’s total lack of satyr dialect in his speech. The film gained cult popularity by being featured on Mystery Science Theater 3000.It has held the #1 spot on the IMDb Bottom 100 repeatedly. It also has a 9% rating at Rotten Tomatoes, and the one positive review linked on Rotten Tomatoes is for its Mystery Science Theater appearance rather than the film itself (which the reviewer, Madville Keysonlipsch), calls “unwatchable”).
We don’t need no stinking Holliday
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by Madville on Jun 29, 2009 5:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
fyi
this is what you get when you image search ‘speechless’ on google
have a nice night
by jacob brumfield on Jun 30, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's an advantge to not watching movies much
You don’t see a lot of bad movies. Um, maybe one of the porn flicks they used to show at my college? “Debbie Does Dallas, Part XXXVII,” perhaps.
RLN had an interesting discussion in the comments section of their game recap. The problem with waiting around for a three-run homer isn’t the homer. The Reds are hitting about league average homers. The problem is the “three-run” part. Their OBP is terrible.
I think it would take Homer Bailey at least to get Holliday, and I don’t think Jocketty would do that deal.
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by BubbaFan on Jun 29, 2009 6:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Menace to Society.
My wife told me it was the Dennis the Menace movie. We headed off to the drive in, paid to park, grabbed our popcorn and settled in to laugh at Dennis befuddling Mr. Wilson. The opening music began playing and we immediately knew this wasn’t Dennis. We left, making fun of ourselves all the way home.
Holliday, I don’t see happening. I don’t know that I want it to happen. If I’m Beane, I start by dreaming big, asking for Alonso and Stubbs. I’d settle for Frazier, Stubbs and Roenicke. Even that might not do it.
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by Thundering Turtle on Jun 29, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Frazier, Stubbs, and Roenicke would do it from an A's perspective IMO
If Beane turns down Frazier, Stubbs, and Roenicke, as an A’s fan, I would be rather irritated, unless someone was offering a better deal. I’m not trying to speak for all A’s fans though. Fills two long term needs for the team, including the 3B deathtrap, and an MLB-ready reliever who hasn’t really gotten a fair shot in MLB, although his minor league peripherals are really good.
Oh. Awful movie? 10,000 BC was bad. The history nerd in me wanted to see it.
PS: What happened to the eggs?
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by Blicks on Jun 30, 2009 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Willy got angry and started getting on base a little bit
I’d imagine it will be used the same way the baby under the basket is used, on an as-needed basis. :)
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by jch24 on Jun 30, 2009 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But then, frankly, I don't see too much of a fit in Cincy.
Especially if Taveras gets cut/benched in favor of a superior option. Ride the career years of Nix/Gomes and shove Stubbs in CF.
Seeing more Nix/Gomes and less Dickerson in LF should help.
Nix + Gomes = 1.8 WAR, Holliday = 2.2 WAR (so far). Holliday’s seen more PAs than the platoon has. It’s not going to be a huge improvement, unless Nix and Gomes seriously regress.
But then, I’m probably overlooking something really obvious.
"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden
by Blicks on Jun 30, 2009 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, I think you hit the nail on the head
That while Holliday would be a nice get for the Reds, he wouldn’t be as dramatic of an improvement that what we’ve seen in LF so far. I think the people clamoring for Holliday just want the Reds to make a big deal to improve, and he’s the biggest offensive name on the market right now. It really doesn’t solve the main problem with the offense, which is getting on base at the top of the order.
As far as giving up Frazier, Stubbs, and Roenicke for him, while a half season of a guy like Holliday is probably worth that much, the improvement isn’t worth that much to the Reds, if that makes sense. Giving up two blue-chippers and a good reliever for a slight improvement at a position that hasn’t been a problem doesn’t do it for me.
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by BK on Jun 30, 2009 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I used to work at a movie theatre, so I didn't have to pay...
But I sat down to watch The Two Jakes, and I was the last one to leave the theatre – and that was around the 45 minute mark.
Worst movie I’ve ever seen? Battlefield Earth was bad, but I got paid to watch that one. :P
“Head of State” was a pretty bad flick that I paid to see, as was “The Day After Tomorrow.”
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by PeteyHendrix on Jun 30, 2009 4:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hawmps
With a doubt the worst movie I ever went to see at a theatre. It came out my senior year of high school. It had Jack Elam, Slim Pickens, and Denver Pyle in it. Just terrible.
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by Caleb on Jul 1, 2009 5:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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