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Game 74 Thread 2: Reds at Indians

Aaron Harang is soooo pissed right now about these guys.  He totally just texted his mom to come pick him up early.

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Aaron Harang is soooo pissed right now about these guys. He totally just texted his mom to come pick him up early.

The Reds are winning handily up 7-1 so far in the 6th.  The big news is that Willy Taveras has 2 hits and looks like he may be pulling out of the nosedive he's been in for the past month or so. 

Oh yeah, and the US is up 2 - nil on the Macarenas.

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"Don't let the brain interfere with the heart" -- Albert Einstein

by jch24 on Jun 28, 2009 3:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

First!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 28, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Third

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 28, 2009 3:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Quatro'd

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 28, 2009 3:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

two on base in the sixth

Owings just under a hundred pitches.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 28, 2009 3:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Timmy Howard is fucking awesome.

Also, has anyone heard from Nukkah. Dude’s probably had a heart attack watching the Cup final.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 28, 2009 3:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

never heard of this Cup however

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 28, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So, uh, the goaltender guy for the US is pretty good

"Don't let the brain interfere with the heart" -- Albert Einstein

by jch24 on Jun 28, 2009 3:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he has to be

self-defense

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 28, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah he is

Tim Howard’s good enough to play his club footy in England, and is one of the best over there

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 28, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eleventh!

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jun 28, 2009 3:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

6IP 1ER 5H 4K

Why do folks want Owings not to be in the rotation, again?

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 28, 2009 3:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Like nobody else on our team does that.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 28, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually...

He’s really only had 3-4 really awful starts.

by jsl413 on Jun 28, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He sucks

and never gives us a chance to win.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 28, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he's great for a fifth starter.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 28, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

check the stats

his numbers might be better than Harang and Arroyo, and you have Edinson on the DL.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 28, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, I know that. I'm just basing it strictly on order.

I agree he’s probably No. 3.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 28, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BTW I hope you all saw my fanshot that the Reds' have had the easiest schedule in the league so far.

Further informing me that we need to make a move for a bat. Brilliant analysis, I know.

by jsl413 on Jun 28, 2009 3:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus, the swarms of insects are annoying...

do those people blow those damn horns all game long?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 28, 2009 3:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

Apparently it’s part of the “experience” of South African football. It’s also dumb.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 28, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Olaaaaaaaaay, ole, ole

More Cowbell!

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 28, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd rather have cowbells

this constant noise is annoying as hell.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 28, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brandon wants to remind us all

“I’m a hitter.”

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jun 28, 2009 3:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The inevitable US red card is coming up. Get ready for it.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 28, 2009 3:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey, the Reds just scored.

8-1!

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 28, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Willy T as the leadoff hitter, to boot

that buys Dusty 4 more days of having him leadoff next week.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 28, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's harsh

i mean, i know its not exciting as curling…but still its above water polo and equestrian.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 28, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ramon needs a HR

Most unlikely cycle EVER.

"Don't let the brain interfere with the heart" -- Albert Einstein

by jch24 on Jun 28, 2009 3:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If that happens, I'll shit my pants.

And then post the images here.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 28, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jay Bruce just put the fear of God into Rafeal Perez.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 28, 2009 3:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

C'mon Yawnish

bring the thunder.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jun 28, 2009 3:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That's my boy

GIDP

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jun 28, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

and followed by the hollow, patronizing ritual during the stretch,

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jun 28, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

go back to Russia

Commie

I am an internationally recognized Ghostbusters Expert. - Mads

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 28, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why

is the porn output slowing down from that fine nation?

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jun 28, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you would be the one to know

I am an internationally recognized Ghostbusters Expert. - Mads

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 28, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

indeed

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jun 28, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please tell me they have a studio away from that noise

at least for the halftime analysis.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 28, 2009 3:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

They send it back to Bristol.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 28, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They're doing the commentating in Bristol too

At least I’d assume. John Harkes (the color guy) was on the pre-game show.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 28, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And yet they mic the stupid stadium noise?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 28, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

GIWHO

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 28, 2009 3:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What this shit is this version of GBA?

Sounds like the audio from a Tom & Jerry cartoon.

"Don't let the brain interfere with the heart" -- Albert Einstein

by jch24 on Jun 28, 2009 3:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OPS+

45 – Agon
48 – Rosales and Taveras

Story of the first couple months, i’d say.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 28, 2009 3:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

72

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 28, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

2001

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 28, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

seems likely

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by xjjeep90 on Jun 28, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i dunno

what was the score of the Joey Votto 3 HR game vs CHI last year? JCH , you were there with me. Remember the score?

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 28, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

9-0

"Don't let the brain interfere with the heart" -- Albert Einstein

by jch24 on Jun 28, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

really?

woah. i was distracted. i figured the Cubs scored a few runs. even better!

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 28, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Micah still in for the 7th?

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 28, 2009 3:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Was.

Hit the first batter. DRH coming in.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 28, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Short leash

One hit batter, and there he goes

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 28, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice job DRH. 1-pitch Double Play.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 28, 2009 3:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Then a K.

Good job DRH.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 28, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shit 2-1

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 28, 2009 3:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that was quick

i hadnt even turned back yet

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 28, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joe Smith, Amelia High School/Wright State kid in to pitch for the Tribe

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 28, 2009 3:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And he gives up an infield hit to T-Virus

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 28, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Willy's fast

"Don't let the brain interfere with the heart" -- Albert Einstein

by jch24 on Jun 28, 2009 3:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Let's load them up...

and give BP a chance for a stat-padding birthday.

by DocRam on Jun 28, 2009 3:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Smiff

has a rather funky delivery.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jun 28, 2009 3:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DRH sits down Victor on a pitch that looked like it was about 45 mph.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 28, 2009 3:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that was not fair!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 28, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

shoulda been tied up 2-2

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 28, 2009 3:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, that was close USA

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 28, 2009 3:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh shit, that was a goal

Bad call goes in the US’s favor? Wow.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 28, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i see this being a 3-2 game

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 28, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He hit it back

and it hit the inside of the overhead pole. Wow.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 28, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brazil seems like the really good looking rich kid who just moved into town

and USA is the kid next store with the cutest girlfriend in said town. It gonna be a full court press from here on.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 28, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Raymoan needs a HR

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by xjjeep90 on Jun 28, 2009 3:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And he's swinging for the fences.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 28, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Almost

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 28, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know what would have helped there?

’roids

I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Jun 28, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

GABP?

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 28, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Almost to the warning track.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 28, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

just a bit short....

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by xjjeep90 on Jun 28, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The more I watch Kaka the more I'm convinced he's a huge bitch.

(Always thought he was. Now I’m certain.)

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 28, 2009 3:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

See, I don't really care if those people want to blow the stupid horns in the stadium

but why hasn’t anybody figured out how not to add in stadium noise? I’m pretty sure viewers would rather not hear anything than hear that.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 28, 2009 4:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Best stop ive seen in a while

howard!

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 28, 2009 4:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow. Howard is huge there

I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Jun 28, 2009 4:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn Howard.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 28, 2009 4:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gooch needs to get the hell out of there

He just stood there while Fabiano went right past him.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 28, 2009 4:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Roeinecke in to close this out.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 28, 2009 4:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Howard looked pretty pissed there.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 28, 2009 4:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ahhh fuck

2-2

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 28, 2009 4:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK

2-2

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 28, 2009 4:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

seemed imminent, didnt it?

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 28, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 28, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, it was gonna happen.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 28, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

US won't win this in regulation

Brazil might, but I think this goes into extra time

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 28, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, Howard's pissed.

He’s getting no help here.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 28, 2009 4:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bornstein's finally in

Unfortunately, Gooch didn’t come out and Altidore did. This is going to be too much for Kljestan to handle.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 28, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kaka sliding over to the left to abuse Spector.

Now needing a goal, Altidore is replaced, apparently by a homeless guy.

He sits alone...Reds are not home.

by Gapper on Jun 28, 2009 4:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He's hungry.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 28, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Temple of the Dog

What do I win?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 28, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

a flannel shirt, duh

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 28, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, now I feel stupid

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 28, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ballgame, bitches.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 28, 2009 4:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BTW

Reds win!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 28, 2009 4:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey, the Reds won.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 28, 2009 4:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy carp

The Hiroshima Toyo Carp have posted photos of Andy Phillips on their web site.

I forgot…the Carp are the ones whose hats look so much like the Reds’ that ESPN can’t tell them apart.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 28, 2009 4:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jay DeMerit just saved the game

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 28, 2009 4:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nevermind.

3-2

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 28, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

...or postponed the inevitable.

He sits alone...Reds are not home.

by Gapper on Jun 28, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Phillips is the goofiest interview ever

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by xjjeep90 on Jun 28, 2009 4:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Welp. There's the game

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 28, 2009 4:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Match. Whatevs

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 28, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

only need a small miracle

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 28, 2009 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And it happens.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 28, 2009 4:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Good night, sweet prince

"Don't let the brain interfere with the heart" -- Albert Einstein

by jch24 on Jun 28, 2009 4:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bob Bradley's answer?

Conor Casey. Fucking Christ.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 28, 2009 4:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i dont know him from sean casey

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 28, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

or casey kasem

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by Gray on Jun 28, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who else does he have?

I’m just happy we’ve seen the last of Brian Ching.

He sits alone...Reds are not home.

by Gapper on Jun 28, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jose Francisco Torres shouldn't be rotting on the bench

and Jozy shouldn’t have been taken out in the first place.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 28, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Soccer is so stupid

You don’t even know how long you’re going to play!

"Don't let the brain interfere with the heart" -- Albert Einstein

by jch24 on Jun 28, 2009 4:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I was just about to comment on this...

is the stopwatch some sort of modern innovation that FIFA resists?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 28, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The clock never stops,

the ref just keeps track of how much time is spoiled with substitutions, long layoffs, time wasters, etc. It’s not like they go past 90 min. because the ref forgot to call time.

He sits alone...Reds are not home.

by Gapper on Jun 28, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, I get that...

but we have this invention that is actually better than having some guy claim to keep track of all of the time stoppages. I don’t see why it can’t be used.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 28, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's nearly always 93-94 minutes.

It’s much preferred to seeing commercials every 5 minutes.

He sits alone...Reds are not home.

by Gapper on Jun 28, 2009 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I do enjoy that aspect of it too

and games last less than 2 hours usually, which is nice

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 28, 2009 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So does my living room;

I simply cannot watch sports without a plastic horn in my mouth.

He sits alone...Reds are not home.

by Gapper on Jun 28, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

um...

neither does basebol

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 28, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

or golf

or any racing event

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 28, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But besebol is charming

Soccer just sucks. :)

"Don't let the brain interfere with the heart" -- Albert Einstein

by jch24 on Jun 28, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what a bummer

dropping 3 goals in 40 minutes is inexcusable.

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by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 28, 2009 4:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

not to Brazil.

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by gejoe on Jun 28, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah,

Brazil is better at every position except keeper. I shudder at the thought, but compared to much of the worldwide competition, the US is a team of David Ecksteins. *barf

He sits alone...Reds are not home.

by Gapper on Jun 28, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brazil's a great team

and the US team that came out in the 2nd half wasn’t the same one that started. Uninspired. They needed to sub defensive players much, much earlier than they did. By the time they made tactical adjustments, it was tied. That’s the inexcusable part.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 28, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was with you too, screaming that Bradley needed to make a sub

Then I thought about who all was on the bench and realized that I didn’t trust a single one of them. I might have liked Torres or Adu to be able to possess the ball a little better, but they haven’t played in ages. Coming on in a final against Brazil is not the optimal situation. I felt resigned when Bornstein and Kljestan came on, and threatened to leave the bar if Conor Casey saw the pitch (I stuck around like a hypocrite). Basically, I only would have trusted Feilhaber off the bench if Bradley had been the starter. We were gassed, but there was no good substitute option. Contrast that to Brazil who brought in Elano, who hit the corner kick that led to the third goal. It’s nice to have depth.

That said, the boys played great. It hurts to lose the game, but they didn’t choke it away.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 29, 2009 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank God, "Madea's Family Reunion" is on

That’ll get me through until the 1969 OSU-Michigan comes on Big Ten Network.

Why the hell do i pay for cable?

"Don't let the brain interfere with the heart" -- Albert Einstein

by jch24 on Jun 28, 2009 4:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Scrambled Porn?

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jun 28, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least every other team in the division is losing right now

"Don't let the brain interfere with the heart" -- Albert Einstein

by jch24 on Jun 28, 2009 4:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Looks like I've missed very little while away at work

But because jch is bored I’ll post the 1960’s Band of the Game

http://www.branchlinepress.com/RonKarr/MobyGrape.jpg

BTW nobody I know actually pays for cable…I mean if you’ve got a ladder…

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jun 28, 2009 4:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't get why the Reds don't send down a reliever

and call up Sutton or someone. Seems silly to hang on to both Fisher and Burton.

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 28, 2009 4:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So colin was impressed with my pic of Anna


http://affiliates.allposters.com/link/redirect.asp?item=357786&AID=862020758&PSTID=1&LTID=2&lang=1

Oh well…we’ll just have to agree to disagree.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jun 28, 2009 4:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Another big win

That’s good to see. Huge game for BP and Hernandez. I hope they can bring that hot offense home with them.

I missed some of teh game and part of the box score confused me. How did JV score two runs if he was 1-4? I saw him get a single that he didn’t score on and he was walked once. Was he hit by a pitch?

by Red_Poodle on Jun 28, 2009 4:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He reached on an error.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 28, 2009 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks

I don’t know why I didn’t think of that earlier lol

by Red_Poodle on Jun 28, 2009 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF? Steve Lyons is on the wall at Comiskey?

Someone explain this to me please.

"Don't let the brain interfere with the heart" -- Albert Einstein

by jch24 on Jun 28, 2009 4:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ooooohhhhh. Ted Lyons. Nevermind.

"Don't let the brain interfere with the heart" -- Albert Einstein

by jch24 on Jun 28, 2009 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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