Game 73 Thread: Reds at Indians
Cincinnati Reds at Cleveland Indians, Jun 27, 2009 7:05 PM EDT
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We finally get to see that fancy new splitter that we've been hearing about from Homer. Could this finally be the chance for him to live up to the hype? I'm not really that optimistic. Personally, I thought he should have to pitch in the minors for another couple of months before given another shot at the Majors. Sure, he's been dominating of late, but it's not like he hasn't had stretches of dominance in the minors before. He needed to be consistently dominant in the AAA before I'd have given him another shot in the big leagues. Hopefully he'll make me shut up tonight though.
In a season where the Reds are adding more and more pitchers to the Tomo Ohka All Stars roster, it would be pleasantly ironic if they were to beat up on the real Tomo Ohka tonight. He is 5-2 with a 3.34 ERA against the Reds in his career, compared to a 50-64 record with a 4.14 career ERA. His ERA isn't much different, but he sure seems to know how to beat the Reds more than other teams.
Despite my lack of endorsement of his start, I am looking forward to seeing Bailey pitch tonight. This team could some positive mojo, since Joey Votto's return hasn't single-handedly turned them into champions. A good start tonight by Bailey as well as the possible return of Edwin Encarnacion next week could start to stir things up for the team. Any movements in a positive direction would be a breath of fresh air for a team that has been trapped in a pit of suck over the last few weeks.
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It's the end of the world as we know it
Dickerson CF
Hairston Jr. 3B
Votto 1B
Phillips 2B
Nix LF
Gomes DH
Bruce RF
Hanigan C
Janish SS
Bailey P
Janish three days in a row? FTH?
I like this lineup. He’s giving Homer every chance to succeed.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
That's a good lookin set a last names there
Aside from the obligatory gripe about Hanigan batting 8th, this is the best lineup I’ve seen from Dusty all year. I’m hoping to see Gomes get a few starts against RHP and prove his platoon splits aren’t so steep.
Here’s hoping tonight will provide some anecdotal evidence that this slighty improved lineup will completely turn the tides of the Reds’ season.
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 27, 2009 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Today is the greatest day so far this season in Reds-land
A lineup where probably the 8 best players at their positions are playing, Chris Heisey gets promoted, and Rosie Red gets to go back to Louisville where he belongs. Bask in it, Reds fans.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 27, 2009 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions
holy cow
Rosales got sent down. I wasn’t expecting that. I thought Danny Richar would get the hook before Rosales.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
This is a tragic day
RIP Rosales. Keep wearing your socks the right way, hombre.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
He won't have a choice
The Bats require all players to wear high socks and stirrups.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 27, 2009 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He's gonna need more than high socks if he's gonna sprint all the way to Georgia for the game tonight
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 27, 2009 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
FACE!!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 27, 2009 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions
allow me to reiterate
Wonder what got into dusty ?This is my kind of line up
Dickerson 8 – Gets hits, runs fast, good D
Hairston Jr. 5 – Scrappy, gets hits, real VP
Votto 3 – He is all man
Phillips 4 – Should be switched with Gomes, but we all know BP
Nix 7 – Can’t complain about his ability to jack the ball
Gomes DH – should be cleanup – strong OBP/OPS
Bruce 9 – Good placement, it is just a matter of time and maturation
Hanigan 2 – I hope he’s still hot – this young man is ultra-scrappy
Janish 6 – Who can really play D – with all the other timber in this line up, any hits he gets are gravy
(Bailey 1) – the newest version of Home (Homer 6.0) is going to be successful.Very Successful!
Hope I get to see some of the game tonight.
Speaking of lumber, everyone of these guys wants Joey

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
What do we know about Tomo Hawko ?

He doesn’t look Native American to me…Lefty – Righty – Fastball – Slowball?
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Dumb enough to pitch to throw consecutive fastballs to Pujols earlier this year.
Cards won 2-0. Pujols had two homers off him.
He has good stuff. He just doesn’t know when to throw it and to who. Hopefully he gives Joey a few fastballs on 3-1 counts.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 27, 2009 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions
FAoftheG - Billiards Queen jeannette Lee

She speaks softly and carries a big stick.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
I'm optimistic
I think Homer has turned a corner. I dont recall him having 4 starts in a row anywhere near this dominant in seasons past. Then again, I dont recall any Reds minor league pitcher having 4 such starts either.
We’ll see how it goes this evening. i say 7IP, 2ER.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
i say 5 innings of 3 run baseball
Bloop
by justin007000 on Jun 27, 2009 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Computer-messed-up'd
I don’t even like Homer… I never really did… but for some reason I am really excited about this game tonight. Hoping he wins me over.
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 27, 2009 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Homer has broken my heart enough times, i just don't think I can ever trust him again
Also ’sup guys, havent posted in a month
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Jun 27, 2009 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Would a grand gesture, like kicking the crap out of the Indians, win you back?
Hey, ’sup?
by Brendanukkah on Jun 27, 2009 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions
its a start
also im in Lebanon OH, what channel is the game gonna be on with Cincinnati Bell?
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Jun 27, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions
get ready for the splitter
its impressive. almost all of the hits he’s given up since he started throwing it have been the groundball variety. that should play even better with a major league defense behind him. i think this could be a really impressive outing… 6 or 7 innings, less than 2 runs.
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
Andyfan in Japan
He’ll have an American manager. The manager of the Hiroshima Carp is a former Cincinnati Red: Marty Brown.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I'm really excited for this game
Don’t let me down, redlegs
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Fuck that.
No one ever calls bullshit on other teams with that shit. Fuck you McClellan (sp?)
Longest walk ever.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 27, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions
its how i used to play my last year in little league
my on base percentage was amazing!!
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Jun 27, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Good news!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 27, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Eric Wedge ready to be fired
is starting to look towards his new role as Grizzly Adams
www.crosleyfieldterrace.wordpress.com
Nope
No sombrero for Jonny
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 27, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Did they just shoot off fireworks for getting out of that inning?
It really sounded like it was they were going to commerical.
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 27, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
they do that to disperse the gulls that hang around the stadium
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Ah okay
Thought they might just have a surplus or a happy trigger finger
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 27, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
really?
Did they just start that, after the gull incident?
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well for not winning a world series in 60 yrs, they have to get excited about the little things
you should see how excited Kentucky football fans get over a first down
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Jun 27, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Ahhh... got squeezed on that one
And now he’s pitching pissed. Awesome.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
He caught it, just dropped it on the transfer to the glove
bad call
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 27, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Hopefully its a good sign
Since we still got the out, maybe that means we get some good breaks tonight
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 27, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
how was that not a catch?
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Jun 27, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions
Bad call
But result is the same
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 27, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
strange inning for homer
shoulda been two strikeouts, shoulda been a flyout to center, still got out scot free
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
Homer's first inning
93 95 86 94 93 94 (walk, ump squeezed plate on ball four)
95 95 (line out)
95 (CDick fly ball)
95 76 88 87 95 (K)
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
wassup, my distinguished colleagues?
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
No, no.
It should go, “Wassup, my distinguished colleagues?”
by Brendanukkah on Jun 27, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
starting in early
i was going to buy you guys a few drinks first
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 27, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
BRUUUUCE
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 27, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 27, 2009 7:37 PM EDT reply actions
The FSN fantasy game they keep talking about is retarded
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
no value for walks
it’s sublimely retarded.
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 27, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Paul Janish, master bunter
Jeah!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
With Janish, Homer, and Bruce our team is 1/3 (or 3/10 if you want to be technical) Texan
thats too much kickass to lose. Don’t mess with Texas
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Jun 27, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
You Jannish produced the bunt single to run Taveris' butt in dusty's face.
What a great line up.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Woot
Time to beat up on Ohka.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Oh and isn't it remarkable that this Hanigan gellow continues to actually get hits.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Don't mess with a good thing
Bench him for a minimum of three games.
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 27, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Now I know that's a typo
Dusty would always be able to find room for Hanigan if he was gellow.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 27, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Shit man, you know me
Look at what I put for “sex” on my driver’s license!

You know I authorized that shit.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 27, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Dickerson takes what is left of Wily's posterior and thrusts it again and agin into Dusty's nose.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
He stopped for some reason
Then he slipped rounding 3rd… that was almost a career homer from Cherry though
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 27, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Harang just threw a water cooler at Dusty
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 27, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Weak how he was tagging
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
I'll give that one an E
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 27, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Cherry is one of my favorite clutch hitters
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Holy crap
Mike Gosling warming up for the Tribe
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
well, they can't watch this forever
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 27, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh
An RBI ground out. GameDay misled me. Still, that’s one productive Canadian motherfucker.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 27, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck.
What a throw by Choo.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
nice
even brandon can get the double play with a flyout, he’s that good
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Jun 27, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions
One of those rare FIBP as opposed to the more common GIBP
FIBPs are worth more points
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 27, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm listening whilr holding my 8 week G-daughter
Her first word sounded like “Fu-choo”
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Mark Berry
Should he have held Cherry?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Was Cherry sad?
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jun 27, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I would have
the ball just wasn’t hit that far.
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 27, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Apparently Roger Dorn is playing 2nd for the Reds
After spending the last 20 years in Cleveland
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Wild Thing Bailey is going to fuck BP's wife tonight
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 27, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Time to face the monster, Homer
You can do it Homes…
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Oh, right on
That’s a nice neighborhood. Although it could get a little crazy when the kids come back to GWU.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 27, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm in GWU housing, actually.
But then I dunno what I’ll be doing when they throw me out on the 8th. I’m here till the 15th.
My cousin starts work for Obama next week I think.
I’m going to try to find a couch in his apartment.
Ok then
I was just wondering if McFadden’s would be an appropriate bar for you. It will be. The 51st State is pretty nice too. Play Guided by Voices on the jukebox there, and the cooks will love you.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 27, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha, I'll keep that in mind!
I like cooks. McFadden’s seemed like it would be ok, but we’re probably going to adventure a little bit, and I have a friend that goes to Georgetown that will be here except for July.
It's a little hard to get to, but try to go see a burlesque show at the Palace of Wonders on H St., NE
by Brendanukkah on Jun 27, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Your full of great ideas. I'll have to ask you for things to do...
When I turn 21. As for tonight, I’m depressed and don’t want to even try t ogo to a bar. I just want to be 21.
Surely someone is on campus drinking
Go join them.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 27, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't understand
doesn’t your body just reject alcohol until you attain 21 full years on this earth?
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 27, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Note:
Do not go to McFadden’s in Foggy Bottom for drinks. Walk to the theater to see Batman Begins, see it’s sold out, buy tickets for 9 p.m. (at 6 p.m.) then go back to McFadden’s for ’All-You-Can-Drink-For-$20".
Also, don’t go to the $20 All-You-Can-Eat and then vomit at your fellow intern’s place on some random Friday evening.
/2005’d
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 27, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
we know he can
When he pitched in that blowout game, his fastball was in the low 90s.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
That was like a Reds offensive inning there
I’m glad to know that other teams can load the bases with not outs and still only get 1 run from it
Too bad about Brandon's fluff
But encouraging that Homes got out of the inning w/1 run only
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
So, lets say that Janish just happens to get the majority of the starts while AGon is gone
If he just absolutely dominates the position, does he still get benched when AGon comes back or do we trade AGon?
Of course Dusty follow's 'the book'
Agon IS the SS
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
GameDay led me astray again
I see, “In play, run(s)” and get all excited!
by Brendanukkah on Jun 27, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd say that is a bit better than pretty good
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 27, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't want to jinx it
So we’ll just say he sucks for good measure
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 27, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
The Indians radio guy is in the booth hitting on GG
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Bailey is getting loose
I think he’s going to settle down and look out Cleveland
he is sure bringing some MLB heat
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
If he gets the opportunity to stick around for a bit
Then I could see him being very good for us
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 27, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
He's gonna need a short 4th and 5th to get there
That’s for sure
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 27, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
If he pitches well for a couple of outings, he'll stick
Needs to relax and not try to strike out every batter
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
I think that one takes the crown
That was a NASTY pitch
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 27, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
George needs to just come out already.
Jesus will still love him.
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
C-Dick is really making Dusty look stupid
CherryTime….
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Alright, you guys have started to bore me...
and I have had this hot device on my lap for so long I probably don’t need to strap it up tonight, so….
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
Joeh looks like he's pressing
By Brendan…Colin ?
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jun 27, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Wonkette is the best political news/gossip site
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Where'd everybody go?
Still reading the foot fairy article, I guess
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Less than 50% strikes from Homer
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 27, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions
Homer only goes 5 innings tonight
Mark it
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck, Homer
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Dick Pole is an extremely effective pitching coach
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
This game seems like it's gone on forever
Yankees game started at the same time, and they’re in the 6th inning.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Does the Yankees' game have 1,000,000,000,000,000 walks?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 27, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
For very large values of 6
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Been watching Homer on TV
While holding an 8 month old…now typing with one hand
I don’t know who’s pressing more, Homer or Mads!
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
been out but vaguely keeping in touch via the Cowboy
It’s too bad Homer is walking so many, I had high hopes for this start. I’m happy to see so many runs up on theboard for us.
How’s my favorite Canadian playin’ tonigh? Looks like he is working an o’fer, but I did catch the bit where he grounded in a run. I know he will get a hit tonight, and it will be some kind of huge upper decker bomb.
That BB count is bullshit.
McClellan is squeezing the zone. He should only have about 3 walks max. Ohka suffered through it as well. Difference? WE’RE ACTUALLY HITTING!!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 27, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, God.
That tattoo is the worst.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 27, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
no
It’s in honor of his favorite pastime: hunting.

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evenin' folks
im ok with the way Homer has thrown so far. the plate ump’s K zone is bananas.
I am an internationally recognized Ghostbusters Expert. - Mads
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 27, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions
just got home from my wife's cousin's 40th birfday party
good beer, and i got to play “monster” with the little ones. fun times.
I am an internationally recognized Ghostbusters Expert. - Mads
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 27, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Well ... I'm jealous.
Honestly, that sounds awesome.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 27, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah it was a good time
nice weather out there too. weekends are just terrific.
I am an internationally recognized Ghostbusters Expert. - Mads
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 27, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Sounds good to me.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 27, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed
He’s been a little wild, but there’s no way he should have 7 walks right now.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 27, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah
no one throws 7 walks of their own accord.
I am an internationally recognized Ghostbusters Expert. - Mads
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 27, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
the strike zone is small
But it’s small for both pitchers.
Is it true that umpires generally have a smaller strike zone in the big leagues than in the minors?
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Yes. Strike zones tend to be smaller.
But this is fucking stupid.
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by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 27, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
IO just caught some in HD and it does look like the Ump is got a tight strike zone.
I’m impressed with Bailey’s speeds though. He is throwing consistently in the high 90s after throwing 100 pitches. I hope he can work out this location issue bceause that’s impressive
seems like that's always Bailey's problem
Good stuff, not so good command.
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Good question...lets ask Slyde....oh wait...how about BK....
Charlie?
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Small pic but he also looks a lot like Edgar Degas

Maybe more like Paul Gauguin
Ans there a resemblance to Johnny Depp too
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Lovin' it
I think you’re on to some interesting with Gaugin. But I thinkJohnny Depp has the right body type to play Homer in the biopic lol
Gauguin has that condescending imaptience that Homer wears so well
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nicely said
I was a bit surprised by Homer’s attitude following the last game he pitched where Joey V hit the two homeruns. He acted likeit was business as usual and wa sa little flip. It turned me against him a little bit.
The strike zone is petite. An XXS Petite
Homer battles through and so does Mads, I have 3 grandkids over, 11 yr old GS watching the game, 21/2 yr. GD and the afore mentioned 8 wk old GD who has decided to go to sleep. I can now type with more than I hand and finger, Woot!
Just in time for Who the base-clogger.
Homer did OK. Hung in there and didn’t fall apart and boy his pitches are high heat and nasty, Give him a couple more starts and I think he’ll be tits.
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Joey V. got a hit
not the upper decker homerun I predicted but a hit nonetheless. Glad he isn’t going ofer tonight!
Speaking of Joeh
He has a striking resemblance to the Country Western Star Hank Thompson

Not to be confused with Mr. Hanky
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Never heard of Hank Thompson but there is a certain similarity
I sitll hold that, within Joey’s nice looks, there is a touch of Corey Feldman:

Nix rules.......in doubles land...
I like our left field tandem of Nix and Gomes
A lot like the 1961 tandem of Wally Post and Gus Bell
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GOMES!
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bullshit
if they gave Hafner a hit on the ball that Phillips ole’d, they have to give Gomes a hit right there.
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What the hell is Gapper doing in Cleveland?
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I am here.
You must have seen my evil twin brother, noted buggery enthusiast Gaper.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jun 27, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I like it
Do you have an evil punk cousin named Frottager?
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by Pops Daniels on Jun 27, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Not that I know of.
In fact, wasn’t Frottager a “Lord of the Rings” character?
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
It is the right thing I think
but now I can’t take my “Rosales, you are hotter than Clark Gable” sign to the next homestand. I just thought it might boost his confidence, and therefore his batting average lol Guess I could change it to Janish? I don’t know why it has to be Clark Gable, but I think it does.
Clark Gable??!!
Would he even know who Clark Gable is?
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Whould he not give a damn?
Corney/d
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by Pops Daniels on Jun 27, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Lol!
You are both right, I just thought it would have a high chance of getting on television for being so odd.
What do you recommend? I’ve never actually rbought in a sign and I don’t want to thoroughly embarrass those going with me
I thought he looked good, compared to what we've seen before.
LOTS of walks, but his delivery looks more repeatable and his arm strength was up (according to the radar gun). He just throwing carefully. And he knows it.
Good
except that my oldest took a spill yesterday and will be in a neck brace for a week. His x-rays came back fine, but he’s a 3 year old with a neck sprain. Poor kid.
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by Pops Daniels on Jun 27, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
He threw 98mph
And walked 7.
106 pitches to get through 5 innings.
Part of it is that the umpire had a small strike zone, but part of it is that Homer struggled with his location.
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He hasn't touched 98 in awhile
good sign there. How was this much heralded new splitter?
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by Pops Daniels on Jun 27, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
he couldn't locate it
Even though he may get the win, he couldn’t locate shit.
over at another forum
They decided his arm slot is different, probably because of the splitter. Hence the extra heat.
Though it might be better to throw 95mph and get it over the plate…
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His armslot was totally different
I was telling my wife about that . . . I know deaf ears, but she’s the only one here . . .
He looks like more of a drop and drive pitchere here. Before he his shoulders had that upward tilt and a 3/4 arm angle when he released the ball. Looked a lot like Jimmy Haynes. Scary. But now he’s more under control. Even though he missed a lot, it looks like something that he can recover from, and his minor league results in the last month (not many walks) show that he can.
I thought he looked
like Jouhhny Depp
or maybe Paul Gauguin
or Edgar Degas

Poodle thought " doesn’t Homer Bailey somewhat resemble Christian Bale?"
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13 hits so far....
Only BP without a knock.
This is a terrific line up..or did I mention that?
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I like the DH now
because that means the guy Dusty is forced to play a player he would normally bench, which is usually a better player than he would typically have in the lineup.
Sup cockbag?
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by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 27, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
If by "sup" you mean "what am I doing?"
Then by all means, your mom.
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by jch24 on Jun 27, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Horse shit.
She’s out drunk at the club.
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by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 27, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
WINNAR!!!
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by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 27, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions
OMFG
And the most important thing we can take from this, according to Grande, is that Homer Bailey got a win.
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I wonder if Dusty
will notice Janish is money in the bank at SS, and has been pretty serviceable at the plate, too.
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Oh yeah, and what the fuck is a "Sports Time Ohio"?
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The official station of the Indians and the OHSAA.
Also, the bane of my existence.
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by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 27, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Horray! A trophy sponsered by the LOTTERY!
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by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 27, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I forgot the Flags...Oh well lets celebrate with a Russian cheerleader!

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That was a fun one
What really makes me feel great, beyond the win, is that Joey Votto has been down at first the last 5 games for nine innings. I hope he keeps feeling good!!
(Homer getting a win, is towards the bottom of good things about this game lol)
Good night time for this old man to hit the hay
And for those of you who’ve been waiting all night – Here’s the 1960’s Band of the Game

Shirley has a strong resemblance to the late great Michael Jackson
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EXACTLY!
What the hell are we doing?
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by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 27, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
not a bad deal
the Indians get Chris Perez and a PTBNL. that PTBNL is going to make or break this deal for the Indians, but they just got a real high quality young ‘pen arm in Perez for DeRosa, who really is nothing more than a super utility player. i’d rather have Jerry Hairston for less than half the money.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 27, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I disagree that DeRosa is nothing more than a utility player
He can be a force if in the lineup on a regular basis. Just because he plays a lot of positions doesn’t make him Ryan Freel. I’d rather have DeRosa at three times the salary of Jerry Hairston Jr.
he's a league average bat who plays as a defensive negative everywhere but LF and RF
he has a .772 career OPS and projects to hit about .800 the rest of the way. sure, he’s better than Hairston, but i dont think he’s a significant enough upgrade over EdE or Nix/Gomes to warrant giving up the prospects we would have to have given up to get him.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 28, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Bailey rates his performance as "terrible"
Meet the new Homer. Same as the old Homer.
He says he didn’t throw the splitter very much. (Maybe because he likes to throw it when he’s ahead in the count, and well, he wasn’t ahead in the count much.)
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Well he didn't blame the ump's teeny strike zone...
Lets see with another couple starts if he doesn’t come into his own.
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