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It's easy as 1, 2, 3. Simple as Do - Re - Mi. Reds win, 7-5

Dusty's new "Get a hit or I'll punch you!" strategy is paying dividends. (AP Photo/The Canadian Press, Nathan Denette)

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Dusty's new "Get a hit or I'll punch you!" strategy is paying dividends. (AP Photo/The Canadian Press, Nathan Denette)



Joe Nuxhall Memorial Honorary Star of the Game

Joey Votto.  Joey came back to play in front of his home town and had a big day at the plate.  He went 4-5, with a double, a home run, three RBI and two runs scored.  We missed you, big guy.

Key Plays

  • A rested Willy Taveras got things started for the Reds with a double to lead off the game.  Votto drove him in with a double of his own, then Jonny Gomes drove in Votto with a double of his own, Ramon Hernandez walked, and Jay Bruce drove both of them in with a double of his own.  Dusty started lifting his glasses up and down and called over to Cito Gaston, saying, "I can't see real good, is that Bronson Arroyo you've got pitching out there?"
  • Gaston told him to STFU, then instructed Aaron Hill to hit a home run off Johnny Cueto.  "Sure thing, Skip."  4-1.
  • No worries, eh?  The Reds got that run right back in the second with singles from Chris Dickerson, Jerry Hairston, and Votto.  With a 5-1 lead, they were laughing so hard that they didn't care that failed to knock anyone in when the bases were loaded in the 3rd.
  • Cueto was cruising, but ran into some trouble in the fifth inning.  Everyone was watching to see what L.Overbay would do.  He was walking for the weekend, drawing a base on balls to start the inning.  Russ Adams singled, but Cueto got Marco Scutaro to fly out.  Two outs, and everything's cool, yeah?  No, Aaron Hill walked, and Vernon Wells hit a two run double.  Scott Rolen then hit a single, scoring another two runs and tying the game.  The Blue Jays were going off the deep end, insisting that everyone needs a second chance.
  • Votto then informed them that that shit was played out and hit a home run to put the Reds back on top, in our Frisch's Big Boy Big Play of the Game.
  • The Reds decided to pick up some traveler's insurance in the eighth inning.  Previously unknown Paul Janish led off the inning with a double, and Dickerson bunted him to third.  It's called playing the percentages.  It's what good managers do to win ballgames.  Then they have Willy Taveras try a suicide squeeze.  But because it was that type of day, the squeeze worked!  That's right, T-Virus got an RBI.  He also HAVOC'd his way to third base with a stolen base and a wild pitch, but Hairston and Phillips managed to strand him there.
  • 6-24-09_medium
    via FanGraphs

Other Notes

  • This was the first time this season Joey Votto batted cleanup.  He did pretty well there, bagging his first homer since May 26.
  • Overshadowed like Farrah Fawcett, Willy Taveras had one of his best games of the season, going 3-5 with a double, an RBI, a run scored, and a stolen base.  Since Dusty's gonna play him there regardless, let's hope our leadoff hitter has turned a corner.
  • Jonny Gomes has thrived against the AL, especially in his last five games.  He is 7-14 with 2 HR, 4 RBI, and 4 BB.
  • The Reds held the Jays to only five hits, although they maximized their efforts for five runs.  They also drew four walks, which came back to haunt.  It's probably for the best though, since Reds pitching was on the verge of killing smooth music for the next ten years.

  • Final - 6.25.2009 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 RHE
    Cincinnati Reds 4 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 7 15 0
    Toronto Blue Jays 1 0 0 0 4 0 0 0 0 5 5 0
    WP: Johnny Cueto (7 - 4)
    SV: Francisco Cordero (18)
    LP: Shawn Camp (0 - 3)

    Complete Coverage >



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Brendan

between the headline and the photo caption, I can’t Rec this enough. Tis sublime good sir.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 25, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

How did I know, it's Farney, and he's rec'ing something!?

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eat a dick.

Cock breath.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 25, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hush, woman.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You'd rec shit often, too, if everyone around you that Bill Engvall and

Larry the Cable Guy constituted ‘Good comedy.’

That is not a lie. I can buy Requiem for a Dream and Eternal Sunshine for $5 but the Blue Collar Comedy Tour is still $25 bucks AND SOLD OUT.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 25, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Welcome to Van Wert.

I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Jun 26, 2009 8:54 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep. Pretty much.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 26, 2009 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is he more of a rec slut than jch though?

No way, right

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 25, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i dont know

jch is the wily rec vet, but Farney is the surging rookie looking to take his position. the real question is, is Slyde the kind of manager to prefer VP over production?

I am an internationally recognized Ghostbusters Expert. - Mads

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 25, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's it man, I'm gonna go into Operation Shutdown

"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds

by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I won't rec you if you don't rec me.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 25, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aw, thanks.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 25, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, he's got me....never would have guessed

Also – I gave out my 1,000th rec tonight, to Ash. Congratulations Ash, pick up your trophy and Plan B on your way out.

"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds

by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you could do both,

and everyone will just assume the lady in the heels and smudged makeup is crazy

by Cy Schourek on Jun 25, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why So Serious?

"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds

by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's a nurse's outfit sir.

He said nothing of a ridiculous hat.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 25, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec'd

Photobucket

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 25, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jim's an idiot.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 25, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ohhh, I gotcha now. At first I was thinking "reply'd."

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I need to watch more television.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 26, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I always thought Rashida Jones was just OK.

Not anymore.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 26, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

She's the foxiest

and hela-relevant!

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 26, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who's the waifette with blank stare and the big feet...

Common Brendan I’m old and forgetful – a little help please.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jun 26, 2009 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rashida Jones

A personal favorite for a long, long time now.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 26, 2009 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Would you mind introducing her to me

especially if obc and jch are not around…sorry guys nothing personal

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jun 26, 2009 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

To give you all some perspective

I’m pretty sure I’m second in recs (there isn’t a leaderboard for this stuff, unfortunately) and I am 300 behind ‘nukkah. The man is a rec’ing machine. Can’t you see what mean?

Jump!

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jun 26, 2009 8:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, how does one check their rec history?

Sorry, I’m still pretty much an idiot when it comes to this site.

I login, post stupid pictures, type nonsensical bullshit that rarely has anything to do with baseball, annoy everyone and, then, go on my moronic way.

That’s pretty much all I know how to do. Well, that and post fanposts that should be fanshots.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 25, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think you have to have superpowers

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Quick Farney, say two funny things so I can giggle!

"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds

by jch24 on Jun 26, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Penis horse

Women in the workplace

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 26, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

One outta two ain't bad.

No really, “penis horse” isn’t funny.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 26, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is if you're riding it!!!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 26, 2009 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

good work on the L.Overbay quip

masterfully done, as always.

I am an internationally recognized Ghostbusters Expert. - Mads

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 25, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he had it in is wheelhouse for a while

before finally pulling it over the yellow line for a homerun. Even admitted as such.

And even though I’ve kind of given Brendan a bit of shit tonight, well done good sir. Yacht Rock references will always be you and Slydes private joke that I invited myself in to.

by Cy Schourek on Jun 25, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm recing this for the title and the perfectly crafted picture caption

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 25, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

My rec

was based soley on the text. I was quite impressed.
By the way I should be able the join the conversation more in the coming days as I will be rejoining the ranks of the unemployed. I’m being layed off again. So get ready for more of my ilconceived comments.

by fourrunhomer on Jun 26, 2009 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me you and BK should totally hang out!

"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds

by jch24 on Jun 26, 2009 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

During the day, preferrably.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 26, 2009 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe go mow a lawn in unison

while listening to Air Supply on the iPods.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 26, 2009 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, we're more of a Slayer/NOFX/Coheed crowd

Rock out with your rooster out and all that.

"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds

by jch24 on Jun 26, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

completely cribbed from a friend's Facebook Status

“The Facebook newsfeed is currently an exact dividing line between the earnest and the cynical. Thank you Michael Jackson for elucidating the only one of life’s divides that matters.”

by Cy Schourek on Jun 25, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

me too'd

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 25, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, nos Otro Cinco makes you look damned cynical in comparison

H/T to Deadspin. Twitter is going to revolutionize sports media, methinks

by Cy Schourek on Jun 25, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Exactly what I was thinking Eight Five.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 25, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jun 26, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tonight's FAoftheG - Xavier's own Amy Hellkamp

http://bp0.blogger.com/CTY8VPpJJkE/SFZh2zpdArI/AAAAAAAAAcQ/m6exNrq9dYM/s1600-h/Amy-Xavier18.jpg
Great athlete, great cheerleader…Dr. Turtle take notice.

Also tonight brendan raises the bar to new heights with this increble after the game post..a direct challenge to those bench coaches who shall remain unnamed.

nukkah’d

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jun 26, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that's one great FAG

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on Jun 26, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey gang remember when....

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jun 26, 2009 12:40 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Reds wanna be startin' somethin'

They looked at the man in the mirror and made the change

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 26, 2009 12:50 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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