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Game 71 Thread 2

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The Reds have actually scored some runs and have a lead!  The baby is helping!  She's really helping!

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ole!

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Faust!

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on Jun 25, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

matador!

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Two outs

Brandon can’t ground into a DP.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 25, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank God he's hitting third, right!?

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Screw this, I'll watch the draftcast thingy from ESPN

NBA teams are insane, film at 11.

"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds

by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

In other words, I'm back to annoy all you fine people.

"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds

by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rubio will be traded

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Minnesota Timberwolves draft two PG's
  1. and #6 overall.

I like Flynn better than Rubio.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

big money, big money, no whammies.....

"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds

by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

hard hit, but no love

"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds

by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

damn, they've had 12 baserunners through 3 innings?

"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds

by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

stranded 7 through the first three innings

fuckstick!

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

bummer

I’d kinda like him to pitch a few more innings.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 25, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love the ad for Tigers gear at the top of the screen (for me, at least)

‘cause yeah, that’s what I’m longing to buy

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I wanna see the ad behind the plate for "Bruce Power" when Jay comes up

"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds

by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

"The Keg"

id go there.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice play by Jerry

"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds

by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

no quite as good as Rosales would have played it

but not bad.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've always wanted to go to Toronto..

how cool would it be to rent that hotel room at the ball park for a reds game

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 25, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

yes!

That’s something I’ve always wanted to do. It’s kinda expensive, though.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 25, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

ask them

Hotels are really hurting right now, so they may be willing to make a deal.

Though it might be a long time before the Reds play there again.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 25, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crrrrrrrrrrrap

Golden St selected Curry.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Hehehehehe

G. Soto tested positive for marijuana at the WBC.

Hold on….gotta go bug CubsFan#1.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Smoltz is getting lit up in his Red Sox debut

by the Nats.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

There were lots of Sox shirts around town today

Not just by the stadium.

Oh, and you know how everyone hates the hanging sox hat, and sees through it as a cynical money-making ploy with the assumption that Sox fans will buy anything? I saw a TON of those up in Boston, and now here in DC for this series too. So fuck the Sox fans, they deserve whatever’s foisted on them.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 25, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

You're preaching to the choir, baby!

Open your heart, and let the Red Sux hate out.

He sits alone...Reds are not home.

by Gapper on Jun 25, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

No clue on the trivia question

"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds

by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

the babe

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your a genius

"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds

by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

ever notice im correct at an alarming rate?

that would make Ash wrong. a lot.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Adam Rosales.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

VOTTO VOTTO VOTTO

"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds

by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

GIJG

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 25, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it really dead up in here or is something going on with the sire or my connection?

"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds

by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I think

everyone’s watching the NBA draft.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 25, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

or watching soccer dvd's

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

All Star Game Question

Will Joey Votto be the best player in baseball left off the All Star squad?

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Jun 25, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Bruce ytd

April: .258
May: .212
June: .171

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

that's why

Dickerson’s batting ninth and Taveras is leading off.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 25, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy crap, Terrence Williams went before Earl Clark

"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds

by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

i thought it would be 50/50

so where do the UK fellas and the XU guy go?

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meeks goes around #30 or so I think

"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds

by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

D. Brown goes in the early 2nd

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 25, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

the funniest thing is

Milwaukee selecting a 6’2" 165 lb PG from Italy. Shit, i weighed 170 in HS….

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey look, the Pacers picked up another overrated white guy

Didn’t see that coming, nope

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 25, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

fantastic

great to see that. why not, indeed!

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

This girl has a promise PIERCING

She has pierced her fucking finger! Jesus Christ.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 25, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

how do you pierce your finger?

What part of it is pierced?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 25, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can pierce anything. Anything.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

True.

But piercers usually refuse to pierce the anus and taint.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 25, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh huh

Butt piercers usually refuse to pierce the anus and taint.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 25, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know where a ring would go?

Straight through that fucking knuckle.

Actually, I think it’s just through the skin on the upper part of that knuckle. Either way, it’s the grossest, dumbest thing I’ve ever seen.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 25, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also stupid because it would never heal.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh

I’m surprised she found someone to do it.

Though I guess she could have done it herself.

And I thought my friend who got his penis pierced was weird.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 25, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, wait, wait

Was it a Prince Albert or was it different penis piercing? I understand if you don’t know or have never seen it?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 25, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I haven't actually seen it

But I don’t think it’s a Prince Albert. He said it’s a bar that goes through the penis. It’s got a chain attached to it, that attaches to his nipple piercing on the other end. (That’s how I found out. I noticed the chain hanging from his nipple ring.)

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 25, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahhhh ... OK.

I hope that’s low-grade metal he’s got there, either that or he doesn’t wear it to the airport. I know my nipple piercings don’t set off the detectors, but a chain might.

Also, that just seems like a lot of work to go through everyday. Not to mention a bathroom hazard.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 25, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I asked him about it

And he said it’s not a bathroom hazard.

He does remove it when he has sex, though.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 25, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah, I would hope so.

Though, I can’t imagine preparing to go out and have to think, “Wait, is metal in my penis attached to the metal in my tit?”

The metal I understand. Attaching it? Not so much.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 25, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kudos to Bruuuuuuce for having 8 OF assists ytd

and Astroturf sucks!

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Hello everybody

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 25, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

OH HAI

"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds

by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

hola

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

whew

"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds

by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

well shit

"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds

by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Go Johnny!

Activate lead blowing sequence.

He sits alone...Reds are not home.

by Gapper on Jun 25, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Back to work, offense

and not just Votto!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 25, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Phenomenal play by Rolen

outstanding.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Not sure where the "who is the ace" conversation took place, but

someone somewhere started calling Cueto, 23, the ace. Might want to stick with Dusty on this one. Harang is still the ace. There’s no need to place pressure and hurry up to call someone else the ace. Stupid.

by mdccclxix on Jun 25, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

that is a coincidence and irrelevant

Cueto doesn’t speak English, and thus “ace” don’t mean much to him. BOOM solved

by Cy Schourek on Jun 25, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

George Grande is way too excited about Scott Rolen

But fuck, it was a nice play

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 25, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

George Grande waaayyy too excited about a non-Red!?

Shit no!

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

piss yes!

"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds

by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

George Grande keeps a copy of the 2006 Cardinals media guide under his mattress.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 25, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it winter already?

the offense has gone dormant again

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 25, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, hello normal offense

All these hits were throwing me off.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 25, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Gutted

why do we have to leave Cueto in when he is obviously exploding? This is EXACTLY what happend last start. When your 4-man is going 3-3 you should win!!!!!

by Red_Poodle on Jun 25, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

VCuetio is really starting to annoy me

I can forgive one sucky start, but two? Usually Bronson pitches well fater he blows it. Cueto is ocmin apart

by Red_Poodle on Jun 25, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chris Welsh just said rally killer home run. Unreal.

"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds

by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Earl clark goes to Phoenix

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Shocked Holiday hasn't gone yet

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 25, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

hysterical

DET just drafted a 6’11’ 192lb guy outta Gonzaga. ive never heard of him.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

jeez

This game got out of hand quickly.

I miss Cecil…

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 25, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I Remember Cecil

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

JOEY!

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

That man is a golden god.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

VOTTO VOTTO VOTTO VOTTO

"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds

by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

holy moley

4 for 4 with a tater? amazing.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING HOSERS!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 25, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Canucks!

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I fully support this kind of Canuck-on-Canuck violence

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 25, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joey Votto will not let that baby suffer under the basket for one more day

he is a man.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jun 25, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Who goes down for Bailey?

Fischer? Roenicke? Taveras? Hernandez? Rosales?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 25, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Richar

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

The sluty girl in the back room.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 25, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fisher or Richar probably

As much as Rosales probably deserves it

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 25, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

The redneck girl who's impressed by an arrow tattoo?

"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds

by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Sup jerks? What I miss?

I got to see a kid play catcher tonight — NOT WEARING A CUP — take a foul ball of the frank and beans.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 25, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

what age?

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like 16 or 15

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 25, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats just dumbassness

teenage catchers gotta wear a cup

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

My sympathies to the kid

I made the mistake of being the goalie in intermural floor hockey sans cup. It involved a hospital visit.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 25, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel bad for him. It was a game resumed in the bottom of the second.

He usually doesn’t play for the team, but had to show up because he was on first when the original game was postponed. He was moved from outfield to catcher an inning later. I don’t think he thought he would be placed behind the plate.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 25, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Back from dinner...

So Cueto almost blows it, Dusty leaves him in too long..BUT wait Joeh to the rescue.
Massett certainly looking good.
In the car clownboy just about had uninterrupted personal sex in his trousers when talking about Jannish’s play.

Meanwhile the accolades for Michael Jackson are beginning to flood the media from Quincy Jones , Dionne Warwick, MC Hammer: I have no words.. I loved Michael Jackson.. RIP..
Shaquille ONeal: aaaaaaaaaaaaaagh dam dam dam
Dane Cook: I’m dedicating my show 2night to Michael Jackson. THRILLER got me laid. Well… At least thats what I told my friends.
Ludacris: If it were not for Micheal Jackson I would not be where or who I am today.His Music and Legacy will live on Forever.Prayers to the famR.I.P.
Paris Hilton ‘Who?’

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jun 25, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Paul Janish had nothing to do with this, Paris.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah the beauty of small ball

Alright T-virus redeem your bad self

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jun 25, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Why purposefully give up a .275 hitter for Willy?

I may never understand.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Jun 25, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Off to the airport - D#2 arriving from Winnipeg

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jun 25, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

jch is alerted

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bad news, Mads

The jet from Winnipeg wound up in Phoenix.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 25, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

so is Zed

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes. And this is his chopper.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 25, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING SHIT A BUNT HIT FOR TAVARES.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 25, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Hahahahah

Willy’s on base

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 25, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

nice execution by willy

i gotta give props… and he’s on third.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its the Blue Jays fault

If they didn’t have at least two guys standing 10 feet away from home plate, then they only have themselves to blame.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Jun 25, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

A pitch out, with a runner on 3rd?

Reallllly?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 25, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

a 2-0 pitchout?

who the fuck manages the blue jays?

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I was about to crack

“Apparently the undead body of Cito Gaston is still their skipper” but apparently, the undead body of Cito Gaston is their skipper.

by Cy Schourek on Jun 25, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

hm, apparently Dirk Hayhurst, the non-prospect

also got some time with the big club this year. BBRef FTW!

by Cy Schourek on Jun 25, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

He pitched last night, I think

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 25, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

REALLY?

hairston doesnt swing at that? horrrrrrible.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

how did willy

single on a ground ball to the pitcher?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 25, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Bunty goodness

"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds

by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

Dusty must be pleased. Havoc! That scores what’s-his-name.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 25, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

My guess

Is Jerry guessed wrong.

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by TheC on Jun 25, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

BP takes the big 0-5

Votto was not doing his job protecting him I guess.

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by TheC on Jun 25, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

baby steps.

Janish is playing. we are almost playing our best players. then execution.

by dusty's Brain on Jun 25, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Minnesota drafted 3 point guards thus far

I don’t even have a joke for that, that was the punchline

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 25, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

It worked for the Detroit Lions

Didn’t it?

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by TheC on Jun 25, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

rumor is

Minn is moving Lawson to Denver and trading Rubio also.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

They need to

I’m crossing my fingers that they don’t take D. Brown at 28

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 25, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damnit. OBC beat me to it.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 25, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

You just made that up

"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds

by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I just saw the Lawson thing too

You think they’ll keep Flynn over Rubio?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 25, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

If they do, they've lost their damned minds

"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds

by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're loading up to dump. That's the only reason I can think.

Quite a few teams need PGs and trading for a rookie is the cheapest way to get one.

That’s my best guess.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 25, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Da' bum

;)

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by TheC on Jun 25, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, he's human

"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds

by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

No. He's just programed that way so that we don't get suspicious.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 25, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, this model is Canadian.

So, I’m not sure how that compares to the Dominican model.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 25, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, this Jays D is killing us

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 25, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey Ramon -

do that with runners on base!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 25, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

he does

according to dusty that’s why hanigan is sitting…. not sayings it correct. but that’s the idea.

by dusty's Brain on Jun 25, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it just me?

Or does Jay seem a little more hurried than usual?

"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds

by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Brantley is a tardbillie.

Thom: Have you ever been to the Rock and Roll Museum?
Jeff: I haven’t been to the one in Cleveland.
Thom: YOU HAVEN’T BEEN TO THE ONE IN CLEVELAND?!?!?!?!?!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 25, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

No HALL OF FAME

not Hardrock Cafe

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 25, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, I get what Menace was trying to say

All I’m asking for my color commentator is to ACTUALLY FUCKING LISTEN!!!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 25, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm downloading the soundtrack from The Wiz as we speak

Just so I can hear “Ease On Down The Road”.

"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds

by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Check the Death thread in fanposts.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 25, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's where my inspiration came from

You are the wind beneath my wings.

"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds

by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

NEVERMIND!!!

I see that you did.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 25, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Impending death!

The afterlife is what Jackson fears the most.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 25, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

SRSLY CoCo, don't pull this shit tonight.

"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds

by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Dammit

Tieing run at the plate.

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by TheC on Jun 25, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

And this one belongs to Joey Votto

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 25, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Or, according to George Grande, Willy Taveras.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ballagme, bitches.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Boom.

Bitch.
/D’mitri’d

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 25, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I read that as Ballgag me, bitches

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jun 25, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Add it to the list of the crazy shit I'm into.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Along with pegging?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 25, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, that's not on the list.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOO!!!!

/Throwsstrapontothegroundrunsoutofroomindisgust

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 25, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

And this one belongs to the REDS

finally – let the baby out!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 25, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

And...

You know the line.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Jun 25, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 25, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT!!!

Rec Rec Rec Rec Rec Rec Rec Rec Rec Rec Rec etc.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 25, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

green'd

well played

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 25, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel the need to

gush on Joey V. just a bit more before I head out. He is unbelievable!!! What a night. I was so PO’d when the game was tied but he just launches a homerun to take that all away lol.

I have to say Willy T. did a very nice job tonight. To finish it off, I freakin’ love C Dickerson and he does the recap better than Jeff Piecoro. A very personable guy.

Done with my lovefest.

by Red_Poodle on Jun 25, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

hahaha, the Knicks just traded for Darko

You can’t make this stuff up.

"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds

by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Who the fuck let Isiah Thomas back into the Garden?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 25, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Dallas traded their terrible first round pick for OKC's slightly less terrible first round pick

The NBA! I love this game!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 25, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I swear, that league is run by the most idiotic people.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 25, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

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