Game 71 Thread: Reds at Blue Jays
by Slyde on Jun 25, 2009 5:13 PM EDT
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Cincinnati Reds at Toronto Blue Jays, Jun 25, 2009 7:07 PM EDT
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I made a decision today, actually in the last half of an hour. The Reds are on the clock. I'm giving them until June 25, 2010 to convince me that they are committed to winning or I'm done with them. I think this is fair on my part. I've been a loyal fan for nearly 3 decades. I've sat through the past 8 seasons and waited patiently for improvements. I bought season tickets when the new park opened, just like they asked. I did it all. I listened to the voices, I did what they told me, and not once did I ask what's in it for me.
But now I'm starting to get fed up. It's not so much that they are losing this year, I didn't expect a winning season anyway. No, it's the refusal to do anything about why they are losing. It's the commitment to failure that is driving me nuts. It really doesn't take that much to show that, yeah, we're trying to get better, we're trying to do things differently. I'm not asking for much. I simply want them to show me a sign that they are going to try to do things differently than what isn't working right now.
Oh yeah, there's a game tonight. Johnny Cueto is facing left-hander Brett Cecil. And Willy Taveras is leading off. I know that in the grand scheme of things, lineups don't matter all that much. But in the psychological and emotional world of fandom, they mean a lot. And in this case it shows us that there is no belief that things need to change. I'm not blaming the putrid offense on Taveras - I'm not sure I have enough fingers to point at all of the problems - but like it or not, he has become a symbol and that symbol tells me that the Reds have no desire to do what it takes to become a winning organization, even if it's something as simple as not batting the worst hitter in your lineup first.
So they have a year to show me that they truly are committed to making my fandom worth while. If I don't see it, then I'm packing up the ol' laptop and moving out of the basement because I hear there is a world out there with trees and birds and stuff and I figure I should check it out sometime. Maybe.
Oh, and it's a 4-game losing streak. Baby goes under the basket.
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The world is kinda hot and muggy in June
Stay in the basement.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 25, 2009 5:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Agreed. Just find a new sport, Slyder. I hear soccer is taking the USA by storm.
Until what, Saturday?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The US is playing Brazil in the final on Sunday
Brazil needed a free kick in the 87th minute to beat South Africa. As long as DaMarcus Beasley does not see the field, we have a chance! Believe!
by Brendanukkah on Jun 25, 2009 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I predict:
Brazil 4 USA nil.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
US will score one,
as long as Davies continues his Fernando Torres impersonation and Donovan acts like the captain of the team he should’ve been for the past 5 years.
I’ve all of the sudden gotten giddy about WC2010, and its totally undeserved.
by Cy Schourek on Jun 25, 2009 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
also relevant only because Steve Nash is Canadian
I would pay ~$30 to play in this game, and another $20 just to slide tackle into Tony Parker’s ankles
by Cy Schourek on Jun 25, 2009 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, Brett Cecil was in my Geography class a few years ago
of course, he was a closer then, and went by J Brett Cecil. Still, this is the first acknowledgment from the outside world I have yet to do anything with my life. So I’m kind of rooting for the Reds to embarrass him tonight out of a misplaced sense of pride and dignity.
And at the same time I write this, my computer refuses to copy a Jimmy Eat World cd to my hard drive, making me face up to the fact that not even a lifeless object likes my music tastes. Wonderful.
by Cy Schourek on Jun 25, 2009 5:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i was rockin' "Bleed American" a few weeks ago
i hadnt listened to it since i was in high school, but i found it in the back of one of my wife’s cd books and looped like 5 times in the car. it was sweetness.
I am an internationally recognized Ghostbusters Expert. - Mads
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 25, 2009 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, its a surprisingly not-dated album
though now I apparently can’t find out. And don’t call it Bleed American, dontcha know that they changed it after 9/11?
by Cy Schourek on Jun 25, 2009 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
dude
they changed it back
I am an internationally recognized Ghostbusters Expert. - Mads
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 25, 2009 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i mean
common
I am an internationally recognized Ghostbusters Expert. - Mads
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 25, 2009 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're getting your wish early on
"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds
by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I call shenanigans on your timeline.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jun 25, 2009 5:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
you can call shenanigans on the whole post
I can’t remember something for that long.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 25, 2009 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nah, I'm usually finished and looking for a sandwich in about 7-10 minutes
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jun 25, 2009 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
stop showing off, Longy McSexifier
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 25, 2009 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
swingin, not singin
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jun 25, 2009 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Slyde - Slye - Slyde
You don’t really want to move out of the basement…not only is it hot and muggy out there..nobody out there loves you like we RRers do…why don’t you give the Reds until at least July 4th…or maybe July 13th (my sister’s B-day)…..it is always darkest before the dawn.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jun 25, 2009 5:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He can move into your basement, can't he?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sure, we have 2 smallish bedrooms in the basement
one has been converted into a nifty home recording/music studio – the other, large enough for a twin bed, dresser, small desk and computer station is AVAILABLE…One month’s rent of $325 down as deposit and only $299 for your first month’s rent…also included is use of the 2nd floor bathroom.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jun 25, 2009 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's also always darkest before it goes pitch black
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 25, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's racist
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 25, 2009 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nope
but had he said it’s darkest before it goes purple, well, that would have been racist.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jun 25, 2009 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
its always darkest in Zips
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i am watching CNN learning 'bout this MJ
is this reporter really named Yessica?
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 25, 2009 5:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
pleasepleasepleaseplease introduce her to Janish
by Cy Schourek on Jun 25, 2009 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
nah, i think dude just flubbed her name
very disappointing
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 25, 2009 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
MJ and Farrah on the same day?
Would that be equivalent to Dave Stewart and Fernando Valenzuela throwing no-nos on the same day?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 25, 2009 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Isn't Dave Stewart the one that was busted with a tranny
How appropriate with the MJ comparison.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jun 25, 2009 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup
I thought I remembered that correctly.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jun 25, 2009 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow
why is this the first time I have heard about that? unbelievable
by jacob brumfield on Jun 25, 2009 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
In Stewart's defense, Elson did have a great rack.
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jun 25, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
94.9 The Rewind
is pumping some La Vida Loca.
(words fail me)
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 5:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
that station blows
and I usually dig 80s stations
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 25, 2009 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
let me fix that for you
that station commercial radio blows
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 25, 2009 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep
part of the reason I just bought a blackberry storm. Now I can listen to Pandora while I drive.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 25, 2009 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey
come on now…I got to make a living somehow…
Find me on MySpace- http://www.myspace.com/mixfmkyle
by MixFMKyle on Jun 26, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll install I Heart Radio
just for you Kyle…but I probably won’t listen to it. :)
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 26, 2009 8:16 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're out of touch!
Why don’t you listen to the radio?
/Sarah
by Brendanukkah on Jun 25, 2009 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hall and Oates'd?
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 25, 2009 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i got a dog in this hunt
i love me some Hall and Oates. soulful mofos!
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can rely on some Old Bob money
Say “bunting” but it wont get you too far,
Get you too far
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 25, 2009 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you see my YR reference in yesterday's thread
I was disappointed that no one was there to get it.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 25, 2009 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I did, and I laughed
I just didn’t get around to acknowledging it, sorry.
by Cy Schourek on Jun 25, 2009 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
way to take a bold, rebellious, stance there
by Cy Schourek on Jun 25, 2009 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
'twas more of an /obvious'd, really
but thanks for hating!
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 25, 2009 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hate is the only love, colin
its what my parents have been telling me for years
by Cy Schourek on Jun 25, 2009 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does Wale get played on commercial radio?
I’m digging him. I’m wondering how many other people are too.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 25, 2009 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just listened to the single, it is a little too back-packy for my tastes
I am an M.O.P. man myself. But props for the extended Bengals riff, I guess. I am all torn about this really, I don’t know how to feel.
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 25, 2009 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Michael Jackson has died, supposedly
Statement to come.
"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds
by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 5:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's 3
Ed McMahon, Farrah, and now MJ.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 25, 2009 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"multiple souces" reporting now
"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds
by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And all on at least one Bereavement Pool roster.
You guys are witches!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Celebrity deaths come in 3s
because that’s when we stop counting.
by Red Menace on Jun 25, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't help thinking
It’s probably best for his kids that he’s gone.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 25, 2009 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't help thinking
that Farrah Fawcett is pissed.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
This is going to totally overshadow Farrah’s death. Just because it’s so unexpected.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 25, 2009 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
but little boys everywhere are now safe to play outside
by jacob brumfield on Jun 25, 2009 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes
come on outside, boys
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 25, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Self portrait, Colin? :)
"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds
by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
he wishes
I am an internationally recognized Ghostbusters Expert. - Mads
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 25, 2009 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you know it ain't!
my stache was way righter.
RIP stache
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 25, 2009 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow
Better looking than I thought.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 25, 2009 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ooh burn
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 25, 2009 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Partial to blue eyes, eh?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tsk
I’m not so shallow as to judge men on their physical appearance.
I look deeper than that. To their bank balances.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 25, 2009 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
you're going to have to keep looking, then!
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 25, 2009 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You must never meet dreamy ol' Pops
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jun 25, 2009 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
according to WWTDD.com
Farrah Fawcett’s agent announced her death via Twitter. With, like, a terrible background image with which to a) read b) announce a death.
by Cy Schourek on Jun 25, 2009 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, that's classy.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
F Jacko
I wish he would have died 25 years ago so countless kids wouldn’t have been sexually abused by this pedophile. Also, I think he totally derailed Corey Feldman’s career, a sin that can never be forgiven, nor understated.
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jun 25, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
MJ was beset by demons
I wish his old man had died shortly after MJ’s birth
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jun 25, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please
consolidate these rants into a comment. There is no need for this in a Game Thread opening and next time I will remove it.
by jacob brumfield on Jun 25, 2009 5:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ban'd
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 25, 2009 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I knew what you were getting at
but there are advantages to being the person that posts on the front page. :)
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 25, 2009 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha! Just wanted everyone to know who runs this place!
by jacob brumfield on Jun 25, 2009 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude
What is your problem?
If you don’t like the rules here, feel free to start your own blog and show us how it’s done.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 25, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
whoah, whoah
just kidding around here
by jacob brumfield on Jun 25, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe I'm a hypocrite
but my issue is not with people ranting. They have every reason to rant. My issue is with people starting new threads just to rant. I started a game thread and put my rant in there. Would it have been less hypocritical to put the rant in a comment in the same thread? maybe, but it really doesn’t make a difference, as far as I’m concerned.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 25, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nah
I just thought it was funny the whole non-rant issue came up a bunch this past week, then my beloved admin issues a sobering rant of his own.
The mug was so you would look more distinguished when drinking your kool-aid.
by jacob brumfield on Jun 25, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
FWIW
I didn’t take you too seriously, but I figured it was a good chance for me to explain my point. Just trying to stay on message. I’m thinking of trying out to be a politician. Those guys get crazy action!
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 25, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hiking the Argentinian Trail
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i thought the same thing, but I let it slyde
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 25, 2009 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pardon me for talking out of turn, but do you have that power?
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 25, 2009 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no
He’s just being a putz.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 25, 2009 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, that's pretty cool
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 25, 2009 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How damned sad is it that E! TV has scooped CNN and FNC on the news that he's dead?
"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds
by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 6:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think they're trying to make sure it's true
CNN has dropped some hints, saying that people generally don’t recover from cardiac arrest.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 25, 2009 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
CNN now reporting
MJ in a coma.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 25, 2009 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, just heard that too.
What the hell is going on?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe he's brain-dead
CNN says they have the coma thing confirmed by multiple sources.
They also say a coma is bad news, and have hinted that he probably won’t come out of it.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 25, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wer not talkin' George Grand here
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jun 25, 2009 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, msnbc.com says that LA Times reporting his passing.
CNN in the dust.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
unbelievable
the famous people die in 3s saying rings true
by jacob brumfield on Jun 25, 2009 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
who tha third?
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 25, 2009 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ed McMahon
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh ya, i forgot
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 25, 2009 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Carradine makes four though
"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds
by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
CNN now reporting that he's dead
They say they have not confirmed it, but CBS and the LA Times have, and I guess that’s good enough for them.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 25, 2009 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, TMZ broke the news at 5:20 PM ET
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jun 25, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Basket baby
I’m pretty new here, can someone explain the baby/basket thing lol.
Btw, I’m a bit surprised about the MJ thing. I wonder if late nite comics will touch it.
by Red_Poodle on Jun 25, 2009 6:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It's how we break a losing streak
Put the baby under the basket. She stays under there until the Reds win.
Sometimes we substitute Charlie Scrabbles, a large orange cat.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 25, 2009 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lol thanks
I hope the baby doesn’t have to stay under too long
by Red_Poodle on Jun 25, 2009 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me, too
If the baby doesn’t work, they’ve threatened to put Ash under a basket.
Too bad we can’t put Willy T under a basket until the Reds start winning.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 25, 2009 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
IIRC, we threatened to sacrifice me as well. We won that night, but I'm not really willing to try that again.
If for no other reason than I don’t want to be oversdadowed by Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
putting the real Charlie under the basket never really caught on
i guess the Reds dont really respond to animal cruelty the same way they do to child neglect.
I am an internationally recognized Ghostbusters Expert. - Mads
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 25, 2009 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he looks pissed !
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 25, 2009 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hdo we know that its the real Michael Jackson?
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jun 25, 2009 6:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That's How do we know if it the real MJ
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jun 25, 2009 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i have reached the point i don't expect the Reds to win
like i have no expectations for them to go to the playoffs, i think maybe in a few years, but I usually doubt it, because well they are the Reds. Maybe I should quit too, I’m moving to the North Side of Chicago, I hear they are winners.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Jun 25, 2009 6:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The Cubs are winners.
If they play the Reds frequently enough.
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jun 25, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fayman tweets the obvious
Homer Bailey to start Saturday. #reds
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 25, 2009 6:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm calling he will be in Cincy for good come Saturday
by jacob brumfield on Jun 25, 2009 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
im prayin' like hell for it brother
I am an internationally recognized Ghostbusters Expert. - Mads
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 25, 2009 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm waiting for Johnny Pronto's verdict.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Jun 25, 2009 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're gonna be waiting for a while.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
dont hold your breath
I am an internationally recognized Ghostbusters Expert. - Mads
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 25, 2009 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
for real, he didn't get banned, did he?
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 25, 2009 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, he did
When he started being nothing more than a troll, and an uninteresting one at that.
"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds
by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
goddamn
i didn’t know anyone got banned, this site is so liberal in what it allows, fuck they haven’t banned me, or madville, and jch is even a moderator.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Jun 25, 2009 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
actually
Madville was banned when he first came here. More than once, I think. So was Shortstop. That’s why he’s version 2. He got banned multiple times, under multiple names.
That’s why I don’t think it’s a big deal to get banned. You can come back and try again. If you mend your ways, fine, you can stay. If continue being a troll, you get banned again.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 25, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hel i was banned 3 or 4 times before JD gave me one last chance
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jun 25, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
weren't you banned because jd thought you were somebody else?
Bloop
by justin007000 on Jun 25, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I almost was. Mads too, probably.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
so if you're an interesting troll, you can stay?
Lets see, who’s someone that never comments on the Reds, doesn’t really care about baseball, and rambles on about, well, any old damn thing?
by Cy Schourek on Jun 25, 2009 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup, I have no problem with anyone with a sense of humor
and an open mind. Gotta have something to laugh at when the season starts to get ugly. After 8 seasons, it’s a well honed mechanism for some people.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
JD was a little quicker with the banning
I have a feeling someone like that would have been banned again, and possibly IP blocked, if JD were still in charge.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 25, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love how everyone thought this was about them
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 25, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, the idea was to make it that vague
they’re so vain, they probably think this comment is about them.
by Cy Schourek on Jun 25, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
we needed him to rag on
to keep our spirits strong.
He created “My sources tell me…”
Ima have to pour one out for him.
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 25, 2009 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he did
And probably his twin brother Bruzfan, too.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 25, 2009 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
could be a long wait
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 25, 2009 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll be at that game for Papa Schourek's birthday
I’ll make sure to bring a camera and give y’all an Eyewitness Report.
Also, I went to Bailey’s season debut last year. Hopefully this’ll go better.
by Cy Schourek on Jun 25, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i went to Homer Bailey's debut in 2007
//trump’d
Bloop
by justin007000 on Jun 25, 2009 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So despite the Willy T part
This lineup intrigues me:
Willy Taveras 8
Jerry Hairston Jr. 5
Brandon Phillips 4
Joey Votto 3
Jonny Gomes DH
Ramon Hernandez 2
Jay Bruce 9
Paul Janish 6
Chris Dickerson 7
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 25, 2009 6:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
really?
I am an internationally recognized Ghostbusters Expert. - Mads
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 25, 2009 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am not sure there is enough space between names for me to read this lineup probably
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 25, 2009 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
owned hisself there
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 25, 2009 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMG
A sighting! A sighting! I thought it was a mythical creature, but it exists!
Paul Janish exists!
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 25, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which one is he?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The cute one
"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds
by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So i guess you and obc did shack up last night
hey, nothing wrong with that bro…
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jun 25, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was un-Nessie-sary.
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jun 25, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you know things are really bad....
when we are excited that Janish is playing….
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 25, 2009 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not really him
It some bum that they found and threw his uni on… Janish died weeks ago
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 25, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sometimes I think TW Cable is judging me
I’m having trouble getting some of my more “undesirable” bookmarks to load.
"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds
by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 7:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I didn't actually know you were a mod until justin just wrote that you were
by Cy Schourek on Jun 25, 2009 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hurry up you have 5 minutes
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 25, 2009 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'ma call it right here, right now
Reds 5, BJs 3
"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds
by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 7:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy Crap, there's a T-Virus sighting!
"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds
by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 7:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i am confused
what just happened?
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 25, 2009 7:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You best be stealin' 3B, Willy
"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds
by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
only after there are 2 outs
We don’t want him scoring a run or anything
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 25, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"showing bunt"
Of course he is. (sigh)
"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds
by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
at least this fellow is up now
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 25, 2009 7:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm trying to act like he sucks
That way I’m not disappointed
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 25, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
so here's a question
when do feats of architecture enter the Uncanny Valley?
by Cy Schourek on Jun 25, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I have no idea what you're getting at.
Unless you’re inferring that the Maryland stadium looks so similar to, say, Ohio State’s that it causes you to feel revulsion?
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jun 25, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
its an image from EA CFB '10
and it looks like it came out of Bubba’s “how to take pictures” FAQ. That’s a little too matrix-y for me, personally
by Cy Schourek on Jun 25, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
YAY!
"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds
by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Joeh!!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow a run
I’m not sure I know what that means… but I think I like it
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 25, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yee haw! Somebody find me a sombrero!
"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds
by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 7:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bad break for Gomers
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 25, 2009 7:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ole!!
Offense and stuff!!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 7:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Gomes was robbed!!!!!
At least we get the RBI
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 25, 2009 7:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Now would be a good time for a lousy 3 run HR
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 25, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sonofa......who are these guys???
"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds
by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
They do but follow Joey's lead.
(I’m ignoring Taveras.)
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They are all pumped for Janish being in the game
That or they want to give Johnny C another big lead and see if he holds it this time
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 25, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is lovely
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 25, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
oh yeah
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!
"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds
by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate how they write this on the scoreboard at GABP
It reads “BRUUUUUUUU BRUCE.” The second screen should obviously just say “UUUUUUCE.”
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jun 25, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuce!!!!
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 25, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
a 4-0 lead?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps we are coming out of this swoon
a run would be nice
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 25, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy Shit the game has started
whats with this shit we’ve already collect our allotment on fhits for the game in the top of the first…………………..WTF is going on…. 4 – 0 damn
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jun 25, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I know what happened
We must have traded Bronson to the Jays
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 25, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Some douchey looking kid who turns out to not actually be good at athletics...
…and he went to Maryland? Color me incredulous.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 25, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
For each strike out
He gets 3 weeks of benchwork
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 25, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i didn't even see a guy in the batter's box
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 25, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brendan for Manager!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jun 25, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Now it's my turn on this carousel, eh?
by Brendanukkah on Jun 25, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well we need a young imaginative guy...
and you already understand how to deal with Jannish
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jun 25, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
5 mins til the NBA draft, bitches
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And people say soccer is boring.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 25, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i played both
and soccer is way, way more boring than basketball.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup, gonna disagree with you here. Shocker, I know.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i heard you knew about that
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 25, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey-oh!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
its like your my polar opposite
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're
Gray’d
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 25, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
soccer is way more exciting than the NBA draft though.....
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 25, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the nba draft is the best draft
5 minutes per team. brilliant.
does soccer even draft players? and if not isnt that un-American?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's an MLS SuperDraft, yes
Other leagues just sign players. They do have youth academies from which they can develop their own stock.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 25, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The name "SuperDraft" always cracked me up for some reason
It’s just so unnecessary.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 25, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i know I'm beyond excited
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jun 25, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i liked JCs first pitch and the low strike call
chalk it up if he can get that call and hit that spot
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 25, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i am a fuckass
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 25, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, I guess this is a thing, but I just discovered it
Jeff Goldblum Is Watching People Poop. I am oddly fascinated.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 25, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
A friend of mine and I papered four floors of our dorm with those photos...
Good times.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
...there's a song? Oh, Jeebus.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Christopher Walken watches as well.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jun 25, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, poop
"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds
by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
jeff goldblum was watching that
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well I'm outta here
Have fun all and Let’s Go Redlegs!
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 25, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
where you think your going...hell the fun is just starting
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jun 25, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay JC, get your shit together please
It’s not like you’re gonna get this kind of run support all the time.
"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds
by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 7:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dick Pole will straighten him out
by Brendanukkah on Jun 25, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
too poon
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 25, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If only he were the fucker he could be
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jun 25, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So as I'm sure all of you know/care
Al-Jazeera English does this weird thing where they put facts in quotes for no reason. Here’s their Jacko headline. weird
by Cy Schourek on Jun 25, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
A large part of him was synthetic anyway
Only about 53% of him could actually die.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 25, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Goodnight, sweet prince.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jun 25, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
which Blue Jays havent homered vs Arroyo??
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This guy flew out to the warning track
"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds
by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is this a picture of one of the guys on the US soccer team?
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jun 25, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and boy, are his arms tired!
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 25, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
C Dick is teh shit
Don’t look now but he is hitting left-handers.
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 25, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Blake Griffin goes first to the Clippers
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And tears his ACL walking up the stairs to the podium
"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds
by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do not like that joke from personal experience
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jun 25, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jun 25, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
arent you late for a shuffleboard game
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
*
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 25, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ROFLMAO
Johnny Cueto has the same number of bunt hits this season as Willy Taveras. WOW.
"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds
by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
see above
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mine showed up first here
So chew on that.
"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds
by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Use that line more often
less kids, you know.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jun 25, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nah you were a half minute behind
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They always do, and then rearrange themselves accordingly.
Of course, obc’s was a response, so we’ll never know which one of you was first.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
an improper response, no less
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 25, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ever see him type delete type delete on a keyboard?
there’s only one thing that he’s quicker on the draw at than me…
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Getting a divorce finalized?
"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds
by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
getting engaged post divorce?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
oh shit
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jun 25, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
come to think of it there's more choices
crappity. Jerms is a jackrabbit!
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 25, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well played sir
"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds
by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hairston bloop, I'll take it.
"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds
by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dickerson
Boy, he’s really turned it around. He’s batting a reasonably respectable .279 now.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 25, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
and he walks
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 25, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you stay with a guy long enough
/Dusty’d
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jun 25, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's gravy production from you nine hole
(That sounds kinda dirty)
by Brendanukkah on Jun 25, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
/german accented
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jun 25, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But Jeff Goldblum wants to watch it
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 25, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ms. Fan
I think you are lovely.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jun 25, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice to see wily is back to being wily
K
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jun 25, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
A classy representative of his city has elected
to holler like a douche every time the pitch arrives at the plate.
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on Jun 25, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It's like a Jerry Springer episode, eh?
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jun 25, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
JOEH!!!
"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds
by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We really need a Joey-Votto-sombrero-esque photo.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
