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The Season's Low Point (to date)

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The Season's Low Point (to date)

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Paul Janish has been found!

From Fay’s article:

RICHAR STARTS: Danny Richar got his first start of the year. He played third and hit ninth Wednesday.

"(Adam Rosales) has been struggling," Baker said. "I’m trying to get a left-handed bat in there. I’ll probably play (Paul) Janish (today)."
Janish will likely play shortstop, with Jerry Hairston Jr. moving to third.

Often wrong, never uncertain.

by sidnancy on Jun 25, 2009 11:00 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

And here I thought the Reds weren’t going to make any moves. Who did they trade to get this kid?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 25, 2009 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh yeah

i meant to mention this earlier, but last week my wife and i went to see “Year One”. first movie i have ever walked out on. it was the most hopelessly awful movie i have ever seen 45 minutes of. i expected it to be ok, i mean, i usually like Harold Ramis. man it was bad. we went across the hall and saw “The Hangover” instead. much, much better.

I am an internationally recognized Ghostbusters Expert. - Mads

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 25, 2009 11:18 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i walked out of U571

and I have never regretted it

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on Jun 25, 2009 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Walked out on a date, at a dollar theater, for Charlie's Angels 2

Top 10 worst experiences of my life.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 25, 2009 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Perhaps this has been discussed elsewhere

but why in the screw do we have to play the Jays anyway? And at their park again, to boot? Wasn’t this our year to play the AL Central?

I call bullshit on this whole tawdry affair.

"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon

by Colin Auscapee on Jun 25, 2009 11:29 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Americans hate Canadians

(except for Jo-eh. He can stay.)

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kristin Kreuk

can stay as well. Preferably with me.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 25, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speak for yourself

You can have my lacy thongs when you pry them from my cold dead fingers.

"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds

by jch24 on Jun 25, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn. That's hot.

By the way, thanks for the gif. I laughed hard.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 25, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because Kristin Kreuk is hot. That's why.

She can wear anything she wants.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 25, 2009 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what planet are you on?

Even Dear Abby approves of men in lacy lingerie.

I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra
I wish I’d been a girly, just like my dear papa…

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 25, 2009 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Word from the Twitter Machine is that Moneyball is back on

shooting starts in 2 weeks. Woohoo!

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jun 25, 2009 1:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Heh

Red Sox fan comes to a Nats board to ask for a bar to go to in DC. What happens next is hilarious.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jun 25, 2009 1:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sounds like homeboy is a little insecure

worried some of that gayness might rub out off on him?

"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon

by Colin Auscapee on Jun 25, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

heh, well executed by the Nats faithfull

though my favorite quote from the whole thing is “As a bonus this week the Bullpen will be filled with ugly women who can’t dance and have grating accents.”

The dude obviously should’ve come to our board, where we could’ve told him that Rhino Bar in Georgetown is a Red Sox bar in the summer and an Ohio State bar in the fall. Believe in the random knowledge of RR

by Cy Schourek on Jun 25, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

/Shrugs

Every one roots against Michigan?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 25, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

More from Dusty...
“It’s really noticeable in two areas when guys don’t hit, No. 1 is your leadoff man. If they’re not getting walks as non at-bats, the at-bats mount up quicker than anybody else on the team. The other guy is your run producer. When they’re not driving in runs and your leadoff man is not getting on, it’s highly noticeable.”

So it’s not that he actually sucks, it just looks like he sucks because he’s leading off (while sucking)…?

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 4:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

/head 'splodes

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 25, 2009 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah i didnt even want to go into that part

today is a bad enough day as it is.

I am an internationally recognized Ghostbusters Expert. - Mads

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 25, 2009 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Understandable.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 25, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He could always have another guy lead off

Say, one that gets on with both hits and walks fairly regularly. Or you could put that guy where he would get the least at-bats so they don’t mount up. And the non at-bats when he walks would depress that number even more.

I defy him to explain what the hell he is talking about.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 25, 2009 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No No No No

there is a pre-planned approach to BB management and Dusty has it down hook line and sinker. The only problem is that the template only works if you have just the right players!!!

How about that sports fans.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jun 26, 2009 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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