Could Joey Votto be playing tomorrow?
It looks like Joey is in Toronto with the team. So...
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yes
yes. i like this.
You're so 2000 and late
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 22, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions
Daedalus the psychic
But “in the lineup tonight”? Does he mean tomorrow night? Or do they release the lineups the day before?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
yeah he means tomorrow night
Fay’d
You're so 2000 and late
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 22, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Me too
’cepting for the fact htat most likely Ryan Hanigan gets the bench seat formerly occupied by……….? Wilkin most likely.
Now if we had Kash Beauchamp managing the team..things would be different.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
Dear Joey

Love,
The Reds Offense
"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds
by jch24 on Jun 22, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
I don't have photoshop on this new computer yet,
but welcome back, Joey. Cincinnati’s own werewolf with a chainsaw for a penis.

by Cy Schourek on Jun 22, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
You know that was going to get a rec from me
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 22, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok, this is where the "he's gay" rumors came from...
No woman would sleep with a man who has a chainsaw for a penis. Just sayin’.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
But a man would?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 22, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No. A chainsaw penis is a chainsaw penis.
That’s not going anywhere near anyone.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 22, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, guys with chainsaw penises need love too.
Ok, I’ve typed “chainsaw peins” enough to last me forever.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
only Justin has a peins
its all about the U, duh.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 22, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was trying to figure out a way to rip on her
typo (like I have room to do so) and you nailed it. Rec. Good sir, rec.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 22, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Is not the plural of penis - dicks ?
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
by Madville on Jun 27, 2009 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes.
Also: cocks, peckers, wangs and peni.
A rec for you sir.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 27, 2009 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions
REC'd
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 22, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
The Mets
about to hand the Cards the L.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Great CWS game going...
LSU just tied it up with two outs in the ninth.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
This game really is sweet
The Jones kid was sick. And he’s way better at football. Big time athlete right there.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 22, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
It's awesome.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 22, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
That's what Augie
gets for saying he would bung Babe Ruth in that situation.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 22, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Twas rather nice.
I’m pulling for a 3-game series. So either team winning tonight is cool with me.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 22, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy shit
That error is huge!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 22, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Boom 7-6
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 22, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Ball game. LSU
Also, that old man they keep cutting to looks like a creature from The Dark Crystal.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 22, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Skip Bertman
5 time national champion as coach at LSU and restorer of order to his planet and ender of the Age of Chaos.
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jun 22, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Yep. That's a rec.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 23, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Also ...
STFU Erin Andrews.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 22, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
not a Erin fan whatsoever
(and that’s probably shocking to RR nation…)
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
You're more of a Hazel Mae guy, right?
by Brendanukkah on Jun 22, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
hahaha, rec'd
and for the record I’m a Hazel Mae fan. :)
"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds
Personally, I can't stand her.
Is she attractive? Yes. Does she make me shoot the TV every time she’s on? Absolutely.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 22, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I bet you "shoot the TV"
ifyouknowwhatImean
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Actually, I safe all that for Pam Oliver's hot, ancient ass

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 22, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
although i cant fault her for doing the breast augmentation thing
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
Votto as DH?
Fay suggested a while back that Votto could DH. That might be a good way to put the strongest offensive team out on the field. We would get to keep Ryan Hanigan!
I would rather DH Hanigan or Ramon
Give those catchers a break. Votto’s legs are fresh.
"Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.
by cesarhernandez on Jun 22, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
now if we could just do something about 3rd base.....
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 22, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Votto back?
That must mean . . . Dickerson to AAA! Or Gomes is cut! Bruce to play 1B!
You never know with Jackassetty.
I know what I would want
Activate Votto, Call up Stubbs. Send down Castillo and Taveras.
Wouldn’t happen tho…dare to dream.
"Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.
by cesarhernandez on Jun 22, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd activate Votto, call up Stubbs, Sutton, and Frazier
and then I’d put Taveras, Rosales, Castillo, and Richar in a canon and launch them straight up in the air and whatever God wants, he keeps.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 22, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
and then have someone else do it again with a slight delay?
/gray’d
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
stupid camera discussion put the wrong spelling in my head
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
It's really effin ridiculous
that Stubbs hasn’t gotten a shot. A former first-round pick who is finally showing signs of fulfilling his promise. I want him to come up do well to help ease the pain of passing on Lincecum.
"Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.
by cesarhernandez on Jun 22, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
gawd
dont get me started on that one.
i think stubbs may need another couple months of AAA but he does seem almost ready, no?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
hey BubbaFan
should Slyde get a Canon Rebel to shoot the chaff into the heavens, or could you do that with a point-and-shoot?
by Cy Schourek on Jun 22, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
frazier?
really? i’ll defer to your analysis, of course. sutton and stubbs are no brainers.
castillo, richar and rosales need to summer in Louisville. Willy is here to stay, like it or not.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
I really just wanted a 4th player to push the rest of the chaff off of the roster
I’d put Frazier in AAA first, honestly.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
I kind of liked having Richar and Castillo in AAA
Both of them seem like versatile bench guys who could be somewhat useful eventually. I’m with you on Rosales and Willy.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Nobody mentioned this...
And a “Joey Votto” is registered at the team hotel in the Toronto.
Yeah, sure. As are Seymour Buttz, Hugh Johnson and Dick Pole.
Isn't there a Joey Votto already checked into the hotel?
/DudeRock’d
//not condoning the rumor
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
And Rick Herderson
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jun 22, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Update
Edwin was 1 for 3 tonight, with a 3R HR. That should improve his RISP . . .
Homer, 7IP, 6H, ER, 2BBI, 8K . . . YAWN. The run he gave up was a first inning solo shot.
that's a coincidence and irrelevant
pronto’d
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jun 22, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
he's already washed up
we need to unload him on whatever unsuspecting team will take him and rid ourselves of this pox once and for all. Cueto too. he’s getting by on smoke and mirrors and we should move him now to get max value. and Bruce. he hasnt figured it out yet and he probably never will.
You're so 2000 and late
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 22, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
So? What was the big announcement on Jon & Kate Plus the Herd?
"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds
how many of those kids do we figure will eventually go on a multiple state killing spree?
6? 7?
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jun 23, 2009 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions






















