Could Joey Votto be playing tomorrow?

It looks like Joey is in Toronto with the team. So...

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yes

yes. i like this.

You're so 2000 and late

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 22, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Daedalus the psychic

But “in the lineup tonight”? Does he mean tomorrow night? Or do they release the lineups the day before?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 22, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

yeah he means tomorrow night

Fay’d

You're so 2000 and late

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 22, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Me too

’cepting for the fact htat most likely Ryan Hanigan gets the bench seat formerly occupied by……….? Wilkin most likely.

Now if we had Kash Beauchamp managing the team..things would be different.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jun 22, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Poor Ryan Hanigan :-(

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 22, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Dear Joey

Love,
The Reds Offense

"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds

by jch24 on Jun 22, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs

I don't have photoshop on this new computer yet,

but welcome back, Joey. Cincinnati’s own werewolf with a chainsaw for a penis.

by Cy Schourek on Jun 22, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs

You know that was going to get a rec from me

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 22, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ok, this is where the "he's gay" rumors came from...

No woman would sleep with a man who has a chainsaw for a penis. Just sayin’.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 22, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

But a man would?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 22, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

I think it depends on who is who.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 22, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

No. A chainsaw penis is a chainsaw penis.

That’s not going anywhere near anyone.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 22, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

vagina chainsawa?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 22, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hey, guys with chainsaw penises need love too.

Ok, I’ve typed “chainsaw peins” enough to last me forever.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 22, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

rawr!

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jun 22, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

only Justin has a peins

its all about the U, duh.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 22, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

Yeah, that's one typo I just decided to leave alone.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 22, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

just dont type peissy, m'kay?

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 22, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I was trying to figure out a way to rip on her

typo (like I have room to do so) and you nailed it. Rec. Good sir, rec.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 22, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Is not the plural of penis - dicks ?

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jun 27, 2009 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

Yes.

Also: cocks, peckers, wangs and peni.

A rec for you sir.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 27, 2009 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

"Ax Men, on the History Channel!"

by Brendanukkah on Jun 22, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

REC'd

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 22, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

The Mets

about to hand the Cards the L.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 22, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

That is sweet to hear

by Red_Poodle on Jun 22, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Great CWS game going...

LSU just tied it up with two outs in the ninth.

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by Gray on Jun 22, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

This game really is sweet

The Jones kid was sick. And he’s way better at football. Big time athlete right there.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 22, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Going to extras!

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by Gray on Jun 22, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's awesome.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 22, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Small ball failed UT.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 22, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's what Augie

gets for saying he would bung Babe Ruth in that situation.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 22, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nice job by UT

getting out of that bases-loaded jam.

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by Gray on Jun 22, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Twas rather nice.

I’m pulling for a 3-game series. So either team winning tonight is cool with me.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 22, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

On to the 11th!

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by Gray on Jun 22, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Holy shit

That error is huge!!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 22, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, though there are still two outs.

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by Gray on Jun 22, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Boom 7-6

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 22, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ball game. LSU

Also, that old man they keep cutting to looks like a creature from The Dark Crystal.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 22, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Skip Bertman

5 time national champion as coach at LSU and restorer of order to his planet and ender of the Age of Chaos.

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on Jun 22, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs

Yep. That's a rec.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 23, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Also ...

STFU Erin Andrews.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 22, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

not a Erin fan whatsoever

(and that’s probably shocking to RR nation…)

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 22, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

You're more of a Hazel Mae guy, right?

by Brendanukkah on Jun 22, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

nah baby nah

loooooooong story.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 22, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

melissa theuriau?

by Cy Schourek on Jun 22, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

hahaha, rec'd

and for the record I’m a Hazel Mae fan. :)

"Power guys like Giambi and Dunn have always had high OPS because no one wants to pitch to them. But it takes two hits to score them from first." -- Harold Reynolds

by jch24 on Jun 22, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Personally, I can't stand her.

Is she attractive? Yes. Does she make me shoot the TV every time she’s on? Absolutely.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 22, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I bet you "shoot the TV"

ifyouknowwhatImean

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jun 22, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Actually, I safe all that for Pam Oliver's hot, ancient ass

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 22, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

although i cant fault her for doing the breast augmentation thing

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 22, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ahem, obc, please refer to my signature. Thank you.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 22, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

relax

she’s more jeremy’s type!

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 22, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Votto as DH?

Fay suggested a while back that Votto could DH. That might be a good way to put the strongest offensive team out on the field. We would get to keep Ryan Hanigan!

by Red_Poodle on Jun 22, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I would rather DH Hanigan or Ramon

Give those catchers a break. Votto’s legs are fresh.

"Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

by cesarhernandez on Jun 22, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

now if we could just do something about 3rd base.....

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 22, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Good plan

and then Votto could get used to being out on the MLB field again

by Red_Poodle on Jun 22, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ahen...Raymoan?

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin

by Madville on Jun 22, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Votto back?

That must mean . . . Dickerson to AAA! Or Gomes is cut! Bruce to play 1B!

You never know with Jackassetty.

by Brian B on Jun 22, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I know what I would want

Activate Votto, Call up Stubbs. Send down Castillo and Taveras.

Wouldn’t happen tho…dare to dream.

"Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

by cesarhernandez on Jun 22, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'd activate Votto, call up Stubbs, Sutton, and Frazier

and then I’d put Taveras, Rosales, Castillo, and Richar in a canon and launch them straight up in the air and whatever God wants, he keeps.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jun 22, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs

and then have someone else do it again with a slight delay?

/gray’d

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 22, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

maybe he just means that what he's saying isn't apocryphal

by Brendanukkah on Jun 22, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

stupid camera discussion put the wrong spelling in my head

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jun 23, 2009 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's really effin ridiculous

that Stubbs hasn’t gotten a shot. A former first-round pick who is finally showing signs of fulfilling his promise. I want him to come up do well to help ease the pain of passing on Lincecum.

"Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

by cesarhernandez on Jun 22, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

gawd

dont get me started on that one.

i think stubbs may need another couple months of AAA but he does seem almost ready, no?

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 22, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

No way

He’s ready now.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 22, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Stubbs?

He’ll get traded at the deadline for Brian Moehler, because the Reds will only be 6 games back . . . and in 5th place. But hey! Gonzo will be back and healthy by then!

by Brian B on Jun 22, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

hey BubbaFan

should Slyde get a Canon Rebel to shoot the chaff into the heavens, or could you do that with a point-and-shoot?

by Cy Schourek on Jun 22, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Definitely need a fast lens.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 22, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

jch is the point and shoot expert

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 22, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

TWSS

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by Gray on Jun 22, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

frazier?

really? i’ll defer to your analysis, of course. sutton and stubbs are no brainers.

castillo, richar and rosales need to summer in Louisville. Willy is here to stay, like it or not.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 22, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I really just wanted a 4th player to push the rest of the chaff off of the roster

I’d put Frazier in AAA first, honestly.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jun 23, 2009 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I kind of liked having Richar and Castillo in AAA

Both of them seem like versatile bench guys who could be somewhat useful eventually. I’m with you on Rosales and Willy.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 22, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nobody mentioned this...

And a “Joey Votto” is registered at the team hotel in the Toronto.

Yeah, sure. As are Seymour Buttz, Hugh Johnson and Dick Pole.

by Cy Schourek on Jun 22, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

i always register as Joey Buttafucco

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 22, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Amanda Hugginkiss

is registered there too. You should call and ask for her.

by Brian B on Jun 22, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Why can't I find

Amanda Hugginkiss?

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by Gray on Jun 22, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Isn't there a Joey Votto already checked into the hotel?

/DudeRock’d

//not condoning the rumor

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 22, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

by Brian B on Jun 22, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

And Rick Herderson

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on Jun 22, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Update

Edwin was 1 for 3 tonight, with a 3R HR. That should improve his RISP . . .

Homer, 7IP, 6H, ER, 2BBI, 8K . . . YAWN. The run he gave up was a first inning solo shot.

by Brian B on Jun 22, 2009 11:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

dayyyyyum

homer is on a roll

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on Jun 22, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

that's a coincidence and irrelevant

pronto’d

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on Jun 22, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

we need to unload him on whatever unsuspecting team will take him and rid ourselves of this pox once and for all. Cueto too. he’s getting by on smoke and mirrors and we should move him now to get max value. and Bruce. he hasnt figured it out yet and he probably never will.

You're so 2000 and late

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 22, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs