Game 64 Thread: Braves at Reds
Atlanta Braves at Cincinnati Reds, Jun 17, 2009 7:10 PM EDT
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I was a bit down and pessimistic in yesterday's game thread, so today I will try to be a bit more upbeat. The best way to do that is to talk about the pitching:
- So far in June, the Reds pitching staff has a 3.05 ERA. The starters have a 3.09 ERA and the bullpen has a 2.98 ERA.
- The pitching staff has surrendered more than 3 runs just 5 times in 14 June games. Not surprisingly, they've lost all 5 games.
- Tonight's starter, Micah Owings, has not pitched too many innings, but he hasn't given up many runs either in 2 June starters. His ERA this month is a paltry 2.38. He's struck out 10 batters in 11.1 innings, but he's also walked 7 and given up 9 hits. He's been living dangerously, that's for sure.
- The bullpen has a 3.39 ERA this season. That's good for 3rd best in the NL.
- As a team, the Reds have 4 blown saves this season. No one else in the NL has less than 6.
- The starters have the fewest no-decisions in the NL, which is a credit to the bullpen and the offense for not doing much to change the outcome once the starting pitcher leaves the game.
- The staff's ERA+ of 116 trails only the Los Angeles Dodgers in the NL.
It's strange for the pitching staff to be the main positive about this team, but I kind of like it.
I know it's starting to get popular to be down on Owings, but I want to remind everyone that last season our #5 starters gave up over 8 runs per 9 innings pitched. He doesn't need to be the ace of the staff. He just needs to keep the team in the ballgame. He's done that in more than half of his starts this season. Sure, it'd be nice to have him go deeper into games too, but let's just worry about one thing at a time. The good news is that he's 3-0 with a 2.70 ERA in 20 IP against the Braves over 3 career starts. He seems to like to face them. Hopefully it will continue.
Unfortunately, Javier Vazquez looked more than comfortable against the Reds back in April when he struck out 9 and allowed just 2 runs over 6 innings of the Braves win. It'd be nice if the Reds can get to him tonight and give Owings a little run support as he's only seen 5 runs on his side of the board over his last 3 starts.
As there always is this Spring, rain is in the area again tonight, though it's sunny right now. Hopefully no delays in this one because I need some sleep!
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first!
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 5:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The Lineup
same as last night:
Willy Taveras cf
Alex Gonzalez ss
Brandon Phillips 2b
Laynce Nix lf
Ramon Hernandez 1b
Jay Bruce rf
Jerry Hairston 3b
Ryan Hanigan c
Micah Owings p
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by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 6:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
looks like we've put back willies stolen base chart
the quest for 100…should be changed to something more realistic…like the chase for 40
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 17, 2009 6:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
20
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
could be replaced by a Chase the Corey 2008
Patterson’s 2008 line OBP 238(is that even possible) SLP 344 wOBA 250
Taveras 2009 OBP 281 SLP 286 wOBA 266. getting close on the wOBA.
and for all the Corey fans- he is now 0-5 for 2009. his line reads 000 000 000.
by davidmac84 on Jun 17, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
slyde's a blue meanie

What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Jun 17, 2009 6:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The Fay
talked to Castellini today.
He’s happy with the team and standing pat on the roster.
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by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 6:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
you know,
cause they are all trying real hard……
I think I should do my doctoral thesis on the psychology in Cincy of just expecting people to try hard and still loving them even when they suck.
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 17, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this line up ain't terrible..but the Batting order sucks
Willy Taveras cf
Alex Gonzalez ss
Brandon Phillips 2b
Laynce Nix lf
Ramon Hernandez 1b
Jay Bruce rf
Jerry Hairston 3b
Ryan Hanigan c
Micah Owings p
Continues to amaze me that the (present) hitter with the best OBP continues to bat 8th.
Equally amazing is how dusty can’t help himself..he just has to have CF in the leadoff and the SS in the 2 slot.
Hope that Jay continues to hone his approach to hitting and that Gonzo kicks my ass again 2nite, GO REDS
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 17, 2009 6:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Not terrible for this team this year
But if you look at major league standards we have guys hitting significantly below average at at least 4 (5 if you count Bruce) of the field positions. That ain’t gonna get it done for very long.
And not to be Debbie Downer on the great news that Joey’s coming back soon, but if Ramon replaces Hanigan as a result (which he definitely will), the offensive gains we’re going to get aren’t going to be all that much.
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 17, 2009 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, thanks for reminding us of that.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
over at Fay's blog
They were talking about Mesoraco, and whether he’s a bust. They said Hanigan, an undrafted free agent, hit better at every level than Mesoraco has.
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by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not so sure yet
Mesoraco’s starting to turn a corner in A+ ball, and while he may not ever hit for the average Hanigan does, he’ll hit with a lot more power. Mesoraco is actually an FSL All-Star this year, after Zach Stewart and Yonder Alonso couldn’t because they got moved up to AA.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 17, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure what "every level" means...
if he’s only made it to high A.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or why the comparison is even relevant
since when Hanigan was Mesoraco’s age, he was playing at Rollins College
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 17, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But if i have to choose I'll take a healthy votto over HaniganMan
It would be so simple to keep Raymoan, HaniganMan and the Vottomatic in the line up simultaneously – but Dusty won’t return my calls.
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 17, 2009 6:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I have that problem too
Maybe I should ask out his daughter
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 17, 2009 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Mads
Thanks for the food last night!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey - D2 actually ended being the hostess with the mostest
She paid and then wouldn’t let me pay her back…she had a good time and was sad that she had to get up so early for work and missed the end of the game.
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 17, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well tell D2 (if that is her real name) that we all say thanks then
Although we were kind of confused when the waitress never came back with our check after about 45 minutes…
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 17, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well thank you both then. And be sure to bring her back out.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
She'll come again...
esp. if you’re there Ash..she 9 real name Ali)was amazed at your energy and how well you controlled the ‘boys…we’ll do it again fer sher
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 17, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ash is a whirling dervish
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
must be the mustard shots...
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or as Slyde would tell it:
Ash is a loud bitch. :)
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Useless broadcasting stats
You’ll hear a lot of them from George Grande tonight, such as career stats versus a specific team – This is the dumbest, because these are often small sample sizes over a few years, and often against players who are no longer with the mentioned team. Tonight we’ll hear how well Javier Vasquez has done in his career against the Reds, holding them to a .628 OPS. What we won’t hear is that coming into this season, no active Reds player had ever faced him. Of tonight’s starting 8, none has more than 5 PA’s versus Vasquez since 2005.
The other one that kills me are a player’s career stats. Are they relevant? Yes, sometimes very much so. Are they relevant to the viewer at home when you don’t list the correspoding number of games played, games sstarted, PA’s nor AB’s? Nope. Laynce Nix has 36 HR’s for his career. Is that good? Is that bad? Without any reference, you have no way to know.
For the record, Laynce has a career .240 BA with 36 HR’s and 139 RBI. Good? Well, 36 HR’s out of 243 hits is good. 36 HR’s over 324 career games is not as good.
If there is not a good stat to reference, give us context. Anything less makes the broadcasting team look like dopes.
Is there a cool stat for Laynce Nix to share? Damn straight, there is. And I’ll bet we won’t hear it tonight:
Nix has 14 doubles already, putting him on pace for 39 for the season, which is pretty studly (to go with a projected 19 HR’s). But Nix was on pinch-hitting duty for the first month of the season. If you just look at his 35 starts, the numbers are even more impressive:
.263 BA, .339 OBP, .678 SLG, 1.017 OPS, with a full-season of 162 starts yielding 51 doubles, 4 triples, and 28 homers and 83 RBI. For your reference, .the NL average is .257/.332/.404/.736.
That’s information that is helpful, perhaps even hopeful. And it’s far more telling than anything you’ll hear tonight.
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jun 17, 2009 7:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ack
Last night, CFer Elijah Dukes lost the game for the Nats by screwing up two catches that he should have made. He’s not much of a hitter, either, and I wondered aloud why they didn’t have anyone better.
Well, someone else is starting in CF tonight for the Nats. Corey Patterson.
At least he’s batting sixth, not leadoff.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 7:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Seems like every time I see Nats highlights, it has them booting a ball or two and losing the game by 1 or 2 runs. Was last night the Yanks?
by ol Pete on Jun 17, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes
It was pretty sad, how awful their defense was.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a winnable game against one of the best teams in baseball!
by ol Pete on Jun 17, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not only that
It was Sabathia on the mound. The only Yankees starting pitching who’s pitching well these days.
He gave up a three-run homer to a guy who hadn’t hit one in three years. In fact, that hit doubled his career home run total.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup, they're in New York
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and I'm hoping
to see Dunn be the first to hit a home run into the upper deck.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If someone's gonna do it, might as well be Dunner.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's possible
I wasn’t sure, but Godzilla got pretty close, so I think Dunn could probably do it.
He just flew out to Nick Swisher, though.
Probably not a good sign. Fly balls off Wang usually mean trouble.
And C-Pat gets to first base on a strikeout that got past Posada.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm considering this as my new sig line:
“Fly balls off Wang usually mean trouble.” – BubbaFan Fortune Cookie
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jun 18, 2009 2:47 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey, he's a sinkerballer
The groundball out is his bread and butter. When he’s on, the outfielders can put up their feet and take a nap.
He did end up with 10-2 groundout-flyout ratio, though his sinker wasn’t that sharp.
Corey Patterson actually got on base twice. No at-bat lasted longer than three pitches. Strikeout on three pitches that got past Posada, single on the first pitch, then two 3-pitch strikeouts. Good ol’ C-Pat. YES announcers spent some time wondering why this stud prospect never worked out.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 18, 2009 6:16 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Dunn just hit a monster homer
Didn’t quite reach the third deck, though.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
did it hit the Tundra?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and Corey Patterson
Gets on base for the second time tonight.
He has seen an average of two pitches per at-bat, living up to his nickname.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bobby Cox made a good point...
Why worry about alternating lefty/righty, when you can focus on putting all of your lefties in a row to score on the starter first?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 7:18 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
The Twins lineup is torture
Extra sucky to play them in the twinkie dome.
by ol Pete on Jun 17, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
rec'd
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jun 17, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy moses the game has already started...
here I am still at work…
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 17, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Six!
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, that's just five.
He was one for five last night, right?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Wily starts in his usual and customary fashion
Auto-Outi I henceforth shall call him THE AUTO-OUT
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 17, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You have an Auto-Outic fixation
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 17, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
too soon
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Inconclusive so far...
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BRUUUUUUCE!
To exactly where we were sitting at the beginning of last night’s game…. sigh.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 17, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
it had a beautiful trajectory
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
there goes the no-hitter ;-)
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
2nights Female athlete of the Game - Lolo Jones Olymoic hurdler
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If only I were 35 years younger and well nevermind..
http://www.daylife.com/photo/08Ro87W3bq8UN?q=LoLo+Jones 
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 17, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And now the Reds are down by a run
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuckin' Yunel Escobar
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Micah should throw at him next time up
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 17, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm of the opinion we should throw at him every time he's up.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm off the opinion that Ash knows what she's talking about.
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jun 18, 2009 2:48 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"of"
Thanks, Vista!
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jun 18, 2009 2:48 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And a quick nod to the 1960's band of the Game - Psychedelic Furs

I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 17, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well you know Micah is our #5 guy...he just is supposed to keep it close
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 17, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Mick Cronin getting some PR
is he the smallest D1 coach?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Travis Ford has to be close
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on Jun 17, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why did Tavares have to get a hit yesterday?
He would be the modern day record holder for being hitless.
Nice to see the big man start getting some hits. Becoming 2003 Adam Dunn bad.
by Johnnypronto on Jun 17, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
except for a small fact
that he is already one of the best defensive corner OF in the league.
by davidmac84 on Jun 17, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good point
Dunn was just trash that year. I think he fell to 199 in late June.
by Johnnypronto on Jun 17, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The 1 and 2 spots in our lineup are great
…for the other team!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Even better, D there Willy.
Good grief.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
DAMN YOU FRENCHY
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
lead off triple! I’m getting road trip anxieties again
by Red_Poodle on Jun 17, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a single.
Willy Taveras just sucks at life.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm starting to miss
Corey Patterson.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahahahahahahahaha! No.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey
Lydia commented on your status. fyi.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks buddy. Way to keep me updated on Facebook happenings.
Dork! :)
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alonso batting 226 in AA
Not quite what I was expecting. Really seems to be struggling with that level. Not Ryan Braunesque like what was being touted.
by Johnnypronto on Jun 17, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I swear to god, you overreact more than anyone I've ever seen
It’s been two weeks dude. If he’s still hitting .226 in August, I’ll be surprised.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 17, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have to be worried
Even if he is hitting 260 by Augest, very disappointing.
by Johnnypronto on Jun 17, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not really,
he’s been walking plenty, has a bunch of doubles, his line drive rate is high and his BABIP is a silly low .239 in only 59 PAs, so it’s a small sample size to boot.
You’d make a good advisor to Dusty, only paying attention to batting average.
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 17, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jun 18, 2009 2:50 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
In 14 games/53 at bats.
Can you wait a month before proclaiming him a bust?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Justin Smoak!
(well, he’s on the DL)
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How bout my boy Micah?!?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I bet your other boy Rosie is the first one to congratulate him upon reaching the dugout!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
beats EE sulking in the corner
sucking his thumb….
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, you got me there. 'cause that's what he does.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
how would you know?
you never played the game, sista.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have eyes, and my eyes see that he's usually chatting
with his teammates or up at the railing watching the game.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's the suckiest suck who ever sucked at sucking. :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Called luck
Some nice flyout shots that didn’t find the hole
by Johnnypronto on Jun 17, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good job, Micah
Now don’t forget to kick your CF in the balls when he gets to the dugout.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm bored
Someone entertain me before I run off to the back alleys of the internet.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
why dontcha just start texting Ali?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got nothin'
Go, be gone.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can Owings make it out of the 5th?
Heart of Braves order coming up, Owings tires by 90 pitches, probably will decide ballgame with the kind of hitting the Reds have right now.
by Johnnypronto on Jun 17, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice swing at ball four...
sigh.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
No way BP and Nix could walk in the same inning
the universe might implode
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 17, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That ball scores a run against the Reds...
another sigh.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember Lannan?
He’s no-hitting the Yankees.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah
His last start was against the Reds. Let’s just say they could have used Mark Chapman that night.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
or was...
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Solid jinx there
No no-no, no shut-out…
by DocRam on Jun 17, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
heh
Such a pity about that…
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't even come close to hitting him there...
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
get the pen ready
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
STFU
about swinging at strikes. UGH.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yea, verily
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
PBF!
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
maybe a dumb question
what does PBF stand for?
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 17, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pitcher's Best Friend
a double play!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
how bout my boy Micah getting out of another jam?!?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah, that was two innings in a row now.
95 pitches, does he go out for the 6th?
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 17, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
roenicke, rhodes, weathers and cordero
Micah’s done.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I vote no
He’s living too dangerously.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yet another terrible Braves ab
I don’t think you could leave as many runs on the field as the Braves have.
The Reds rarely ever get the chance
by Johnnypronto on Jun 17, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
we left a guy at third last inning too!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh, ok
From a walk. The Braves started off with 2 hits and Owings was willing to give up the opposite field. You take it, instead they pull into double plays.
This is what I mean by giving up baserunners by the pound. This will catch up to a pitching staff.
The Reds usually have to grunt and spit to get any baserunners at all.
by Johnnypronto on Jun 17, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
so, when's the last time you enjoyed anything?
just curious.
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
So... no credit to Micah for getting out of the inning then?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 17, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What'd he do?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stop asking for miracles.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
do you believe in miracles?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you sexy thing.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Speaking of miracles...
Jesus Christ Sulbaran is having some trouble against Lansing tonight. 6 runs in 4 innings. Trade him!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 17, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
DFA, bitches!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What did he do that was so great?
Basically force the Braves hitters to go opposite field? Oh, boy, that is tough. Smarter hitting leads to more runs against a wounded hitter.
by Johnnypronto on Jun 17, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Made a good pitch to get the ground ball double play
Just seems like with you every time a Reds pitcher gets into trouble, they’re terrible (and sometimes, rightly so), but when a Reds pitcher puts up zeroes, it’s the other team’s failure to score. Give the man some credit where it’s due. I suppose Micah’s HR was a result of Vazquez being terrible, right?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 17, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoa. Another walk!
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Man, Hanigan is good.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He might be my favorite player on the team, actually
I’m going to be so bitter when he gets benched for Ramon
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 17, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boom boom clap
Micah at the bat
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HoLee Shit.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ive said it for 9 months, ash
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know.
And Lincecum, and Smoak, etc.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and pants, please
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
just call me out when im wrong, m'kay?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL, you got it
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ADAM ROSALES
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
jury is still out
i need to find a measurement for hustle.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, wait, does it have to be baseball related?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
how ya like me now bitches?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously, can we not bench Hanigan when Votto comes back?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought you just told us to stop asking for miracles
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 17, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
MICAAAAAHHHHH
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
MICAH!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 17, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I guess
he made up for the homer he gave up earlier.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everyone loves Micah Owings again!!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I still wouldn't let him come back for the 6th
haha. Okay, he can come back. First base-runner and we go to the pen.
by DocRam on Jun 17, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 17, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
obc just wet himself.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
dont hate me 'cause im often right
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Our 8 and 9 hitters tonight
are 10X better than our 1 and 2 hitters.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm glad Hairston was on third that time
or Dusty would’ve made Owings bunt again to give Taveras a crack at it
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 17, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
just tonight?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dusty must hate math.
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jun 18, 2009 2:54 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gonzo must HATE hitting
he never sees more than 2 pitches, he’s in such a hurry to sit back down
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 17, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He just loves playing defense so much, because he's a slick fielder
/Grande’d
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 17, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
anyone notice....
Owings hits a higher percentage of clutch homers than Dunn?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Micah doesn't hate baseball as much as Adam
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 17, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, one more nonsensical statement and I've driving down there
and puching you in the face.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
The visual of this cracked me up, rec'd
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
but what would puching look like?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice catch.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's what I do.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, "I've"?
I mucked that thing up, but still got the point across. Hooray me!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 18, 2009 7:05 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vazquez got rocked by Reds hitting!!!
Sounds like Owings schooling the Braves how to hit.
by Johnnypronto on Jun 17, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, and also.
I love waiting around for three-run homers.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder why the Braves don't bat McCann 8th.
They’d be good like us if they did!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Micah's biggest problem as a pitcher
other than his sometimes shaky control, is his lack of an out pitch.
He seems to constantly get guys to two strikes and not be able to put them away, they foul off a ton of pitches and either walk or put it in play. That runs up his pitch count really quick.
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 17, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
kinda agree
he’s not a strikeout pitcher but he has movement. he’ll have his on and off days, a la Bronson.
all in all he’s a contributing ballplayer on a winning team.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
totally agree
it just seems to me that he’s close to being a #3-#4 starter, he just needs to be able to put guys away, otherwise he’s always going to be living dangerously.
That said, hat tip to Micah, all around great performance tonight.
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 17, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nothing like Bronson
Arroyo has a good curve. Owings basically is forced to try and get hitters to pull the ball. Just like against the Nats, bad hitting costs runs. Go the opposite field. Easy single.
by Johnnypronto on Jun 17, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
6 IP 2ER and a three run homer
just enjoy it
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Something about having more RBIs than ERs puts a smile to my face
its just very poetic
by Cy Schourek on Jun 17, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
0k's other team bad hitting
I would enjoy it, if it was earned. Not when it is given.
by Johnnypronto on Jun 17, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you wouldn't enjoy it if it were anything
in fact, I recall this statement. It has yet to be true.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 17, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He did earn it actually
He’s had some unbelievably unlucky outings this year with a bunch of seeing eye and bloop singles. Tonight he mostly threw strikes, made them put it in play, and was rewarded with a lot of outs. He also got out of two jams, one of which had nothing to do with him but was down to bad defense.
You probably don’t enjoy your participation on this blog either, cause you certainly haven’t earned it with intelligent comments.
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 17, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you've got it figured out
how come a major league team couldn’t score more than 2 runs on him in 6 innings? Easy.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 17, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Labor Day is September 7th, Thomas.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
4 runs?!
I stepped away for a bit and we had some runs—what gives! Just tell me some actual hitting was involved!
Poodle
by Red_Poodle on Jun 17, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Micah with the bomb!
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Our usual 3-run homer!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that hurt to say, eh?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Strange? Yes. Hurt? No.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what's his career HR percentage per AB?
it’d be interesting to see where he ranks vs the Reds hitters.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is bullshit
Owings comes to the plate and 700 goes out around here. WTF? Did he smack one? And if so where to?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
opposite field three run tater
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
To Montana, bitches
I don’t actually know, I just got here too
by Cy Schourek on Jun 17, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
3 run opposite field shot, screams of ecstasy heard from southern Kenton County.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
nah, i expected it
he was due.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So what you're saying is that if you know it's coming you can't enjoy something?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey
Owings just passed EE in season RBI. in half the AB’s.
just sayin…
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
His fucking wrist was broken.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and how often were there guys on base for him with no outs?
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
\just propose and elope
you, too, can have brown children….
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
...whaaaa?
reply’d?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
AshEELoveChildren ?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
AshAndEEPlusThree?
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wow!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, seriously, I like Micah Owings
I want him to succeed because he is on my team. Stop making me want to hate him.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If that was true for everyone,
relationships would last about 3 weeks apiece.
by Cy Schourek on Jun 17, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Welcome to my world
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BULLSHIT!
If I smell pie and I know I’m going to eat it, I get excited.
And before JCH jumps in, yes, I was talking about actual pie but I was leaving the door open for a double entendre.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
leaving the door open, you say?
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
backdoor changeup
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
In fact both, the front and back doors.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was comment #7500 for me
Fitting, I say.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bailey threw 8 innings of shutout baseball tonight
7 hits, 1 walk, 7 Ks on 114 pitches
7-5, 2.83 ERA
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
has Homer "turned the corner"?
how many runs has he allowed since his MLB start? the kid seems to be puttinng it together.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think we can really know until he's back up
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
actually it was this morning
weird 11.45 am start time
Apparently he’s been throwing a splitter and his fastball velocity is way up. In addition to getting a bunch of Ks something like 70% of his in play outs are groundouts. Hopefully this is a sign of things to come.
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 17, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
11 GO, 5 FO today!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hardly anything overly impressive.
by Johnnypronto on Jun 17, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did anyone not see this coming?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what took so long?
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
7 hits is alot
I will give Bailey credit, he is throwing well, but not pitching well.
by Johnnypronto on Jun 17, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
a lot is two words
jackass
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on Jun 17, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
cool it with the name calling
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 17, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
attack the idea not the internet persona!
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
madville stole the keyboard
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, you're right
The best pitcher in the IL award for probably the second straight week is not an impressive feat at all.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 17, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
its like the being the best burger in a 2nd rate city.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of, Zip's next week, right?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 17, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
any problem with moving it to Wed?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm good.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
im getting the opp to have the kids 12 hours early next Thurs
gotta take it.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cool with me.
Burger team?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 17, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No interest in Zips
so I’m out.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 17, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
puss in boots
its possible i may have underappreciated this place based on prior experiences.
and y’all need to throw down your overall rating for Bards, fyi.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The burger was very average.
Can I rate the hotdog bacon thing? What was it called? That gets the points.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate you and BK so damn much.
I want one of those things right damned now. Also, don’t you ever pick up your fackin’ phone?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was makin' dinner.
I’m so lazy at returning calls, sorry man.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blah, blah, blah
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
says the one dropping the bomb
that he has digits with the RR cool kids…
by Cy Schourek on Jun 17, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ash ain't cool
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
but she's a loud bitch
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah she is!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HA!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
/Bathroom wall'd
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 17, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My stuff will be there next week.
Make sure the guest bedroom is ready.
/OchoCinco’d
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mrs. Palmer is either back in Cali or a fucking saint
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meh, I went to Ohio State with him, long before RR.
I’m told we’re very uncool.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're the lamest.
And she doth speak the truth
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh, well, in that case, I'll stop hanging out at RR
start going to With Leather, Kissing Suzy Kolber, and the other cool blogs. peace.
by Cy Schourek on Jun 17, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
(door flies open)
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ripper
And the burger, at $3.25 smokes burgers at twice the cost.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So can I grade the Ripper, or is this strictly burgers?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
its the total experience
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
77
The Ripper saved it. Seriously.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you have no taste buds
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, the burger wasn't anything special.
You asked for my opinion, I gave it. 10 points goes to atmosphere, and that place was like a high school cafeteria.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hell, my high school cafeteria had better atmosphere.
It was like a prison cafeteria. So I’m told.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah yeah yeah
thats why you were begging to do the Bardzilla the following night. loudly. VERY loudly.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's been well documented that the Bardzilla
is not done because people like how the burgers taste – it’s because it’s a challenge.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, it's burger with no seasoning.
None, according to the waitress. Whoohoo. Unseasoned hamburger. 77 is being generous. Had it not been for the Ripper, it would have gotten a 68.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Burgers 1 and 2 were 80
Burgers 3 and 4 were 65
Burger 5 was 8.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 17, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Going down or coming back up?
I honestly have no idea what their burgers taste like.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently nobody in the International League is a "pitcher"
They’re all just throwers.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
or belly itchers
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Masset has been shit the last 2 nights
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 17, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
regress'd
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 17, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
stupid mean
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 17, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This actually makes me very nervous for the rest of the year
the bullpen is due for some SERIOUS regression. THe starters I think can maintain it, but no way Rhodes, Cordero, Weathers, and Masset continue like this.
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 17, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then again, we're owed some from the past couple of seasons.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stanton'd
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 17, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cormier'd
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

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