Game 64 Thread: Braves at Reds
by Slyde on Jun 17, 2009 5:43 PM EDT
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Atlanta Braves at Cincinnati Reds, Jun 17, 2009 7:10 PM EDT
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I was a bit down and pessimistic in yesterday's game thread, so today I will try to be a bit more upbeat. The best way to do that is to talk about the pitching:
- So far in June, the Reds pitching staff has a 3.05 ERA. The starters have a 3.09 ERA and the bullpen has a 2.98 ERA.
- The pitching staff has surrendered more than 3 runs just 5 times in 14 June games. Not surprisingly, they've lost all 5 games.
- Tonight's starter, Micah Owings, has not pitched too many innings, but he hasn't given up many runs either in 2 June starters. His ERA this month is a paltry 2.38. He's struck out 10 batters in 11.1 innings, but he's also walked 7 and given up 9 hits. He's been living dangerously, that's for sure.
- The bullpen has a 3.39 ERA this season. That's good for 3rd best in the NL.
- As a team, the Reds have 4 blown saves this season. No one else in the NL has less than 6.
- The starters have the fewest no-decisions in the NL, which is a credit to the bullpen and the offense for not doing much to change the outcome once the starting pitcher leaves the game.
- The staff's ERA+ of 116 trails only the Los Angeles Dodgers in the NL.
It's strange for the pitching staff to be the main positive about this team, but I kind of like it.
I know it's starting to get popular to be down on Owings, but I want to remind everyone that last season our #5 starters gave up over 8 runs per 9 innings pitched. He doesn't need to be the ace of the staff. He just needs to keep the team in the ballgame. He's done that in more than half of his starts this season. Sure, it'd be nice to have him go deeper into games too, but let's just worry about one thing at a time. The good news is that he's 3-0 with a 2.70 ERA in 20 IP against the Braves over 3 career starts. He seems to like to face them. Hopefully it will continue.
Unfortunately, Javier Vazquez looked more than comfortable against the Reds back in April when he struck out 9 and allowed just 2 runs over 6 innings of the Braves win. It'd be nice if the Reds can get to him tonight and give Owings a little run support as he's only seen 5 runs on his side of the board over his last 3 starts.
As there always is this Spring, rain is in the area again tonight, though it's sunny right now. Hopefully no delays in this one because I need some sleep!
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All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 5:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The Lineup
same as last night:
Willy Taveras cf
Alex Gonzalez ss
Brandon Phillips 2b
Laynce Nix lf
Ramon Hernandez 1b
Jay Bruce rf
Jerry Hairston 3b
Ryan Hanigan c
Micah Owings p
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 6:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
looks like we've put back willies stolen base chart
the quest for 100…should be changed to something more realistic…like the chase for 40
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 17, 2009 6:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
20
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
could be replaced by a Chase the Corey 2008
Patterson’s 2008 line OBP 238(is that even possible) SLP 344 wOBA 250
Taveras 2009 OBP 281 SLP 286 wOBA 266. getting close on the wOBA.
and for all the Corey fans- he is now 0-5 for 2009. his line reads 000 000 000.
by davidmac84 on Jun 17, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
slyde's a blue meanie
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Jun 17, 2009 6:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The Fay
talked to Castellini today.
He’s happy with the team and standing pat on the roster.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 6:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
you know,
cause they are all trying real hard……
I think I should do my doctoral thesis on the psychology in Cincy of just expecting people to try hard and still loving them even when they suck.
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 17, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this line up ain't terrible..but the Batting order sucks
Willy Taveras cf
Alex Gonzalez ss
Brandon Phillips 2b
Laynce Nix lf
Ramon Hernandez 1b
Jay Bruce rf
Jerry Hairston 3b
Ryan Hanigan c
Micah Owings p
Continues to amaze me that the (present) hitter with the best OBP continues to bat 8th.
Equally amazing is how dusty can’t help himself..he just has to have CF in the leadoff and the SS in the 2 slot.
Hope that Jay continues to hone his approach to hitting and that Gonzo kicks my ass again 2nite, GO REDS
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 17, 2009 6:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Not terrible for this team this year
But if you look at major league standards we have guys hitting significantly below average at at least 4 (5 if you count Bruce) of the field positions. That ain’t gonna get it done for very long.
And not to be Debbie Downer on the great news that Joey’s coming back soon, but if Ramon replaces Hanigan as a result (which he definitely will), the offensive gains we’re going to get aren’t going to be all that much.
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 17, 2009 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, thanks for reminding us of that.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
over at Fay's blog
They were talking about Mesoraco, and whether he’s a bust. They said Hanigan, an undrafted free agent, hit better at every level than Mesoraco has.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not so sure yet
Mesoraco’s starting to turn a corner in A+ ball, and while he may not ever hit for the average Hanigan does, he’ll hit with a lot more power. Mesoraco is actually an FSL All-Star this year, after Zach Stewart and Yonder Alonso couldn’t because they got moved up to AA.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 17, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure what "every level" means...
if he’s only made it to high A.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or why the comparison is even relevant
since when Hanigan was Mesoraco’s age, he was playing at Rollins College
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 17, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But if i have to choose I'll take a healthy votto over HaniganMan
It would be so simple to keep Raymoan, HaniganMan and the Vottomatic in the line up simultaneously – but Dusty won’t return my calls.
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 17, 2009 6:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I have that problem too
Maybe I should ask out his daughter
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 17, 2009 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Mads
Thanks for the food last night!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey - D2 actually ended being the hostess with the mostest
She paid and then wouldn’t let me pay her back…she had a good time and was sad that she had to get up so early for work and missed the end of the game.
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 17, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well tell D2 (if that is her real name) that we all say thanks then
Although we were kind of confused when the waitress never came back with our check after about 45 minutes…
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 17, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well thank you both then. And be sure to bring her back out.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
She'll come again...
esp. if you’re there Ash..she 9 real name Ali)was amazed at your energy and how well you controlled the ‘boys…we’ll do it again fer sher
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 17, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ash is a whirling dervish
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
must be the mustard shots...
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or as Slyde would tell it:
Ash is a loud bitch. :)
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Useless broadcasting stats
You’ll hear a lot of them from George Grande tonight, such as career stats versus a specific team – This is the dumbest, because these are often small sample sizes over a few years, and often against players who are no longer with the mentioned team. Tonight we’ll hear how well Javier Vasquez has done in his career against the Reds, holding them to a .628 OPS. What we won’t hear is that coming into this season, no active Reds player had ever faced him. Of tonight’s starting 8, none has more than 5 PA’s versus Vasquez since 2005.
The other one that kills me are a player’s career stats. Are they relevant? Yes, sometimes very much so. Are they relevant to the viewer at home when you don’t list the correspoding number of games played, games sstarted, PA’s nor AB’s? Nope. Laynce Nix has 36 HR’s for his career. Is that good? Is that bad? Without any reference, you have no way to know.
For the record, Laynce has a career .240 BA with 36 HR’s and 139 RBI. Good? Well, 36 HR’s out of 243 hits is good. 36 HR’s over 324 career games is not as good.
If there is not a good stat to reference, give us context. Anything less makes the broadcasting team look like dopes.
Is there a cool stat for Laynce Nix to share? Damn straight, there is. And I’ll bet we won’t hear it tonight:
Nix has 14 doubles already, putting him on pace for 39 for the season, which is pretty studly (to go with a projected 19 HR’s). But Nix was on pinch-hitting duty for the first month of the season. If you just look at his 35 starts, the numbers are even more impressive:
.263 BA, .339 OBP, .678 SLG, 1.017 OPS, with a full-season of 162 starts yielding 51 doubles, 4 triples, and 28 homers and 83 RBI. For your reference, .the NL average is .257/.332/.404/.736.
That’s information that is helpful, perhaps even hopeful. And it’s far more telling than anything you’ll hear tonight.
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jun 17, 2009 7:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ack
Last night, CFer Elijah Dukes lost the game for the Nats by screwing up two catches that he should have made. He’s not much of a hitter, either, and I wondered aloud why they didn’t have anyone better.
Well, someone else is starting in CF tonight for the Nats. Corey Patterson.
At least he’s batting sixth, not leadoff.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 7:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Seems like every time I see Nats highlights, it has them booting a ball or two and losing the game by 1 or 2 runs. Was last night the Yanks?
by ol Pete on Jun 17, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes
It was pretty sad, how awful their defense was.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a winnable game against one of the best teams in baseball!
by ol Pete on Jun 17, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not only that
It was Sabathia on the mound. The only Yankees starting pitching who’s pitching well these days.
He gave up a three-run homer to a guy who hadn’t hit one in three years. In fact, that hit doubled his career home run total.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup, they're in New York
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and I'm hoping
to see Dunn be the first to hit a home run into the upper deck.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If someone's gonna do it, might as well be Dunner.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's possible
I wasn’t sure, but Godzilla got pretty close, so I think Dunn could probably do it.
He just flew out to Nick Swisher, though.
Probably not a good sign. Fly balls off Wang usually mean trouble.
And C-Pat gets to first base on a strikeout that got past Posada.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm considering this as my new sig line:
“Fly balls off Wang usually mean trouble.” – BubbaFan Fortune Cookie
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jun 18, 2009 2:47 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey, he's a sinkerballer
The groundball out is his bread and butter. When he’s on, the outfielders can put up their feet and take a nap.
He did end up with 10-2 groundout-flyout ratio, though his sinker wasn’t that sharp.
Corey Patterson actually got on base twice. No at-bat lasted longer than three pitches. Strikeout on three pitches that got past Posada, single on the first pitch, then two 3-pitch strikeouts. Good ol’ C-Pat. YES announcers spent some time wondering why this stud prospect never worked out.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 18, 2009 6:16 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Dunn just hit a monster homer
Didn’t quite reach the third deck, though.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
did it hit the Tundra?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and Corey Patterson
Gets on base for the second time tonight.
He has seen an average of two pitches per at-bat, living up to his nickname.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bobby Cox made a good point...
Why worry about alternating lefty/righty, when you can focus on putting all of your lefties in a row to score on the starter first?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 7:18 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
The Twins lineup is torture
Extra sucky to play them in the twinkie dome.
by ol Pete on Jun 17, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
rec'd
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jun 17, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy moses the game has already started...
here I am still at work…
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 17, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Six!
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, that's just five.
He was one for five last night, right?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Wily starts in his usual and customary fashion
Auto-Outi I henceforth shall call him THE AUTO-OUT
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 17, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You have an Auto-Outic fixation
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 17, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
too soon
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Inconclusive so far...
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BRUUUUUUCE!
To exactly where we were sitting at the beginning of last night’s game…. sigh.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 17, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
it had a beautiful trajectory
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
there goes the no-hitter ;-)
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
2nights Female athlete of the Game - Lolo Jones Olymoic hurdler
If only I were 35 years younger and well nevermind..
http://www.daylife.com/photo/08Ro87W3bq8UN?q=LoLo+Jones 
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 17, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And now the Reds are down by a run
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuckin' Yunel Escobar
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Micah should throw at him next time up
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 17, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm of the opinion we should throw at him every time he's up.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm off the opinion that Ash knows what she's talking about.
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jun 18, 2009 2:48 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"of"
Thanks, Vista!
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jun 18, 2009 2:48 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And a quick nod to the 1960's band of the Game - Psychedelic Furs
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 17, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well you know Micah is our #5 guy...he just is supposed to keep it close
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 17, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Mick Cronin getting some PR
is he the smallest D1 coach?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Travis Ford has to be close
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on Jun 17, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why did Tavares have to get a hit yesterday?
He would be the modern day record holder for being hitless.
Nice to see the big man start getting some hits. Becoming 2003 Adam Dunn bad.
by Johnnypronto on Jun 17, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
except for a small fact
that he is already one of the best defensive corner OF in the league.
by davidmac84 on Jun 17, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good point
Dunn was just trash that year. I think he fell to 199 in late June.
by Johnnypronto on Jun 17, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The 1 and 2 spots in our lineup are great
…for the other team!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Even better, D there Willy.
Good grief.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
DAMN YOU FRENCHY
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
lead off triple! I’m getting road trip anxieties again
by Red_Poodle on Jun 17, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a single.
Willy Taveras just sucks at life.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm starting to miss
Corey Patterson.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahahahahahahahaha! No.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey
Lydia commented on your status. fyi.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks buddy. Way to keep me updated on Facebook happenings.
Dork! :)
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alonso batting 226 in AA
Not quite what I was expecting. Really seems to be struggling with that level. Not Ryan Braunesque like what was being touted.
by Johnnypronto on Jun 17, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I swear to god, you overreact more than anyone I've ever seen
It’s been two weeks dude. If he’s still hitting .226 in August, I’ll be surprised.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 17, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have to be worried
Even if he is hitting 260 by Augest, very disappointing.
by Johnnypronto on Jun 17, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not really,
he’s been walking plenty, has a bunch of doubles, his line drive rate is high and his BABIP is a silly low .239 in only 59 PAs, so it’s a small sample size to boot.
You’d make a good advisor to Dusty, only paying attention to batting average.
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 17, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jun 18, 2009 2:50 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
In 14 games/53 at bats.
Can you wait a month before proclaiming him a bust?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Justin Smoak!
(well, he’s on the DL)
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How bout my boy Micah?!?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I bet your other boy Rosie is the first one to congratulate him upon reaching the dugout!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
beats EE sulking in the corner
sucking his thumb….
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, you got me there. 'cause that's what he does.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
how would you know?
you never played the game, sista.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have eyes, and my eyes see that he's usually chatting
with his teammates or up at the railing watching the game.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's the suckiest suck who ever sucked at sucking. :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Called luck
Some nice flyout shots that didn’t find the hole
by Johnnypronto on Jun 17, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good job, Micah
Now don’t forget to kick your CF in the balls when he gets to the dugout.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm bored
Someone entertain me before I run off to the back alleys of the internet.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
why dontcha just start texting Ali?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got nothin'
Go, be gone.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can Owings make it out of the 5th?
Heart of Braves order coming up, Owings tires by 90 pitches, probably will decide ballgame with the kind of hitting the Reds have right now.
by Johnnypronto on Jun 17, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice swing at ball four...
sigh.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
No way BP and Nix could walk in the same inning
the universe might implode
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 17, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That ball scores a run against the Reds...
another sigh.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember Lannan?
He’s no-hitting the Yankees.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah
His last start was against the Reds. Let’s just say they could have used Mark Chapman that night.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
or was...
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Solid jinx there
No no-no, no shut-out…
by DocRam on Jun 17, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
heh
Such a pity about that…
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't even come close to hitting him there...
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
get the pen ready
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
STFU
about swinging at strikes. UGH.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yea, verily
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
PBF!
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
maybe a dumb question
what does PBF stand for?
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 17, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pitcher's Best Friend
a double play!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
how bout my boy Micah getting out of another jam?!?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah, that was two innings in a row now.
95 pitches, does he go out for the 6th?
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 17, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
roenicke, rhodes, weathers and cordero
Micah’s done.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I vote no
He’s living too dangerously.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yet another terrible Braves ab
I don’t think you could leave as many runs on the field as the Braves have.
The Reds rarely ever get the chance
by Johnnypronto on Jun 17, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
we left a guy at third last inning too!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh, ok
From a walk. The Braves started off with 2 hits and Owings was willing to give up the opposite field. You take it, instead they pull into double plays.
This is what I mean by giving up baserunners by the pound. This will catch up to a pitching staff.
The Reds usually have to grunt and spit to get any baserunners at all.
by Johnnypronto on Jun 17, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
so, when's the last time you enjoyed anything?
just curious.
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
So... no credit to Micah for getting out of the inning then?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 17, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What'd he do?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stop asking for miracles.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
do you believe in miracles?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you sexy thing.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Speaking of miracles...
Jesus Christ Sulbaran is having some trouble against Lansing tonight. 6 runs in 4 innings. Trade him!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 17, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
DFA, bitches!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What did he do that was so great?
Basically force the Braves hitters to go opposite field? Oh, boy, that is tough. Smarter hitting leads to more runs against a wounded hitter.
by Johnnypronto on Jun 17, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Made a good pitch to get the ground ball double play
Just seems like with you every time a Reds pitcher gets into trouble, they’re terrible (and sometimes, rightly so), but when a Reds pitcher puts up zeroes, it’s the other team’s failure to score. Give the man some credit where it’s due. I suppose Micah’s HR was a result of Vazquez being terrible, right?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 17, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoa. Another walk!
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Man, Hanigan is good.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He might be my favorite player on the team, actually
I’m going to be so bitter when he gets benched for Ramon
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 17, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boom boom clap
Micah at the bat
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HoLee Shit.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ive said it for 9 months, ash
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know.
And Lincecum, and Smoak, etc.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and pants, please
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
just call me out when im wrong, m'kay?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL, you got it
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ADAM ROSALES
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
jury is still out
i need to find a measurement for hustle.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, wait, does it have to be baseball related?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
how ya like me now bitches?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously, can we not bench Hanigan when Votto comes back?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought you just told us to stop asking for miracles
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 17, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
MICAAAAAHHHHH
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
MICAH!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 17, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I guess
he made up for the homer he gave up earlier.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everyone loves Micah Owings again!!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I still wouldn't let him come back for the 6th
haha. Okay, he can come back. First base-runner and we go to the pen.
by DocRam on Jun 17, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 17, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
obc just wet himself.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
dont hate me 'cause im often right
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Our 8 and 9 hitters tonight
are 10X better than our 1 and 2 hitters.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm glad Hairston was on third that time
or Dusty would’ve made Owings bunt again to give Taveras a crack at it
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 17, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
just tonight?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dusty must hate math.
I can see you're not going to agree with me, so let's move on. - Bill Maher
by PeteyHendrix on Jun 18, 2009 2:54 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gonzo must HATE hitting
he never sees more than 2 pitches, he’s in such a hurry to sit back down
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 17, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He just loves playing defense so much, because he's a slick fielder
/Grande’d
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 17, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
anyone notice....
Owings hits a higher percentage of clutch homers than Dunn?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Micah doesn't hate baseball as much as Adam
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 17, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, one more nonsensical statement and I've driving down there
and puching you in the face.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
The visual of this cracked me up, rec'd
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
but what would puching look like?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice catch.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's what I do.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, "I've"?
I mucked that thing up, but still got the point across. Hooray me!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 18, 2009 7:05 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vazquez got rocked by Reds hitting!!!
Sounds like Owings schooling the Braves how to hit.
by Johnnypronto on Jun 17, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, and also.
I love waiting around for three-run homers.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder why the Braves don't bat McCann 8th.
They’d be good like us if they did!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Micah's biggest problem as a pitcher
other than his sometimes shaky control, is his lack of an out pitch.
He seems to constantly get guys to two strikes and not be able to put them away, they foul off a ton of pitches and either walk or put it in play. That runs up his pitch count really quick.
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 17, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
kinda agree
he’s not a strikeout pitcher but he has movement. he’ll have his on and off days, a la Bronson.
all in all he’s a contributing ballplayer on a winning team.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
totally agree
it just seems to me that he’s close to being a #3-#4 starter, he just needs to be able to put guys away, otherwise he’s always going to be living dangerously.
That said, hat tip to Micah, all around great performance tonight.
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 17, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nothing like Bronson
Arroyo has a good curve. Owings basically is forced to try and get hitters to pull the ball. Just like against the Nats, bad hitting costs runs. Go the opposite field. Easy single.
by Johnnypronto on Jun 17, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
6 IP 2ER and a three run homer
just enjoy it
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Something about having more RBIs than ERs puts a smile to my face
its just very poetic
by Cy Schourek on Jun 17, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
0k's other team bad hitting
I would enjoy it, if it was earned. Not when it is given.
by Johnnypronto on Jun 17, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you wouldn't enjoy it if it were anything
in fact, I recall this statement. It has yet to be true.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 17, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He did earn it actually
He’s had some unbelievably unlucky outings this year with a bunch of seeing eye and bloop singles. Tonight he mostly threw strikes, made them put it in play, and was rewarded with a lot of outs. He also got out of two jams, one of which had nothing to do with him but was down to bad defense.
You probably don’t enjoy your participation on this blog either, cause you certainly haven’t earned it with intelligent comments.
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 17, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you've got it figured out
how come a major league team couldn’t score more than 2 runs on him in 6 innings? Easy.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 17, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Labor Day is September 7th, Thomas.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
4 runs?!
I stepped away for a bit and we had some runs—what gives! Just tell me some actual hitting was involved!
Poodle
by Red_Poodle on Jun 17, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Micah with the bomb!
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Our usual 3-run homer!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that hurt to say, eh?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Strange? Yes. Hurt? No.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what's his career HR percentage per AB?
it’d be interesting to see where he ranks vs the Reds hitters.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is bullshit
Owings comes to the plate and 700 goes out around here. WTF? Did he smack one? And if so where to?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
opposite field three run tater
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
To Montana, bitches
I don’t actually know, I just got here too
by Cy Schourek on Jun 17, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
3 run opposite field shot, screams of ecstasy heard from southern Kenton County.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
nah, i expected it
he was due.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So what you're saying is that if you know it's coming you can't enjoy something?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey
Owings just passed EE in season RBI. in half the AB’s.
just sayin…
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
His fucking wrist was broken.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and how often were there guys on base for him with no outs?
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
\just propose and elope
you, too, can have brown children….
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
...whaaaa?
reply’d?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
AshEELoveChildren ?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
AshAndEEPlusThree?
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wow!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, seriously, I like Micah Owings
I want him to succeed because he is on my team. Stop making me want to hate him.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If that was true for everyone,
relationships would last about 3 weeks apiece.
by Cy Schourek on Jun 17, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Welcome to my world
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BULLSHIT!
If I smell pie and I know I’m going to eat it, I get excited.
And before JCH jumps in, yes, I was talking about actual pie but I was leaving the door open for a double entendre.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
leaving the door open, you say?
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
backdoor changeup
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
In fact both, the front and back doors.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was comment #7500 for me
Fitting, I say.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bailey threw 8 innings of shutout baseball tonight
7 hits, 1 walk, 7 Ks on 114 pitches
7-5, 2.83 ERA
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
has Homer "turned the corner"?
how many runs has he allowed since his MLB start? the kid seems to be puttinng it together.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think we can really know until he's back up
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
actually it was this morning
weird 11.45 am start time
Apparently he’s been throwing a splitter and his fastball velocity is way up. In addition to getting a bunch of Ks something like 70% of his in play outs are groundouts. Hopefully this is a sign of things to come.
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 17, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
11 GO, 5 FO today!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hardly anything overly impressive.
by Johnnypronto on Jun 17, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did anyone not see this coming?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what took so long?
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
7 hits is alot
I will give Bailey credit, he is throwing well, but not pitching well.
by Johnnypronto on Jun 17, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
a lot is two words
jackass
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on Jun 17, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
cool it with the name calling
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 17, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
attack the idea not the internet persona!
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
madville stole the keyboard
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, you're right
The best pitcher in the IL award for probably the second straight week is not an impressive feat at all.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 17, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
its like the being the best burger in a 2nd rate city.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of, Zip's next week, right?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 17, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
any problem with moving it to Wed?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm good.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
im getting the opp to have the kids 12 hours early next Thurs
gotta take it.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cool with me.
Burger team?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 17, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No interest in Zips
so I’m out.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 17, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
puss in boots
its possible i may have underappreciated this place based on prior experiences.
and y’all need to throw down your overall rating for Bards, fyi.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The burger was very average.
Can I rate the hotdog bacon thing? What was it called? That gets the points.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate you and BK so damn much.
I want one of those things right damned now. Also, don’t you ever pick up your fackin’ phone?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was makin' dinner.
I’m so lazy at returning calls, sorry man.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blah, blah, blah
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
says the one dropping the bomb
that he has digits with the RR cool kids…
by Cy Schourek on Jun 17, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ash ain't cool
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
but she's a loud bitch
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah she is!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HA!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
/Bathroom wall'd
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 17, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My stuff will be there next week.
Make sure the guest bedroom is ready.
/OchoCinco’d
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mrs. Palmer is either back in Cali or a fucking saint
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meh, I went to Ohio State with him, long before RR.
I’m told we’re very uncool.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're the lamest.
And she doth speak the truth
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh, well, in that case, I'll stop hanging out at RR
start going to With Leather, Kissing Suzy Kolber, and the other cool blogs. peace.
by Cy Schourek on Jun 17, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
(door flies open)
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ripper
And the burger, at $3.25 smokes burgers at twice the cost.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So can I grade the Ripper, or is this strictly burgers?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
its the total experience
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
77
The Ripper saved it. Seriously.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you have no taste buds
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, the burger wasn't anything special.
You asked for my opinion, I gave it. 10 points goes to atmosphere, and that place was like a high school cafeteria.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hell, my high school cafeteria had better atmosphere.
It was like a prison cafeteria. So I’m told.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah yeah yeah
thats why you were begging to do the Bardzilla the following night. loudly. VERY loudly.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's been well documented that the Bardzilla
is not done because people like how the burgers taste – it’s because it’s a challenge.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, it's burger with no seasoning.
None, according to the waitress. Whoohoo. Unseasoned hamburger. 77 is being generous. Had it not been for the Ripper, it would have gotten a 68.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Burgers 1 and 2 were 80
Burgers 3 and 4 were 65
Burger 5 was 8.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 17, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Going down or coming back up?
I honestly have no idea what their burgers taste like.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently nobody in the International League is a "pitcher"
They’re all just throwers.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
or belly itchers
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Masset has been shit the last 2 nights
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 17, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
regress'd
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 17, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
stupid mean
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 17, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This actually makes me very nervous for the rest of the year
the bullpen is due for some SERIOUS regression. THe starters I think can maintain it, but no way Rhodes, Cordero, Weathers, and Masset continue like this.
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 17, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then again, we're owed some from the past couple of seasons.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stanton'd
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 17, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cormier'd
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rheal with cheese'd
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 17, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's time for some oppression of the mean
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 17, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ummmm ... why is Masset in?
Sorry, trying to follow this thing on a bit of a jerky computer and well shit there’s a run for Atlanta.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait, were there two separate wild pitches?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
as opposed to two nonseparate?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He threw two balls at once, both were wild. Shit be crazy.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brandon Phillips swung at both of them.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 17, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
And then fell down
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Without looking
Which Red has been caught stealing the most times this season?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It's not Paul Janish.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
who?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 17, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
we used to have this SS
Sweet glove, hit pretty well.
He was abducted by aliens, though, and hasn’t been seen since.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
What is he doing there? It looks incredibly painful.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think they're giving him an anal probe like oh so many forgotten cattle
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ack
Don’t say that! Someone’s going to post that banned photo of a cow being “probed”…
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have not seen that.
I do not want to see that. I apologize.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hang out here for the home run derby this year
it’s a blast, from what I hear
by Cy Schourek on Jun 17, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do love me some home run derby.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bailey isn't any better than Owings or Maloney
Even though he should be. Bailey was sitting in the 94-96mph ranges today. Both of the guys I mentioned above would sell their soul to the devil for his arm. Since they re-raised his arm slot back to 2006 levels, he has thrown with alot of pop.
But Bailey doesn’t understand how to pitch at all. He doesn’t know how to mentally bother hitters. Look at Owings today. He completely freaked the Braves out though his stuff was not very good.
Bailey can’t do that, and never will.
by Johnnypronto on Jun 17, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
wait, i'm confused
did Owings earn it tonight or not?
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 17, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better hitting by the Braves
Then there is nothing he could have done. He faked them out, that he deserves credit but start over again, probably gives up 5-6 earnies.
by Johnnypronto on Jun 17, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rhodes just schooled McCann
I would advise him to get very drunk tonight along with Masset
by Johnnypronto on Jun 17, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Rosales has a bat in hand
stay tuned!
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sausage race!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently Rhodes was the better option here
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 17, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
how ugly were his swings?
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not too bad actually
not great, but he looked like he could handle a stick
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 17, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hi everyone.
I am here for the time being.
Just got back from seeing the film “The Brothers Bloom” at the Esquire.
A clever script; I recommend it.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jun 17, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
great cinema
try Tink’s or Biaggio’s Bistro pre or post flick. you wont be disappointed.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am poor.
I’m off to have dollar burgers served to me by a frail skeleton girl in Newport.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jun 17, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bar Louie?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
The only place I know that imports their hostesses straight from Somalia, and doesn’t bother feeding them on the way.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jun 17, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
im not sitting at the bar there no more
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How have I missed this girl?
Seriously, I don’t remember seeing her, ever.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
She must've been turned sideways.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jun 17, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
"Oops.
Crack in the floor!"
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Think she and 'Homer Bailey' at Lucky's in Cbus hang out?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahahaha! I need to get back up there and see him.
I’m getting a picture this time.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently, he's a BIG DICK!
Several people have told me that at closing time he flips out if everyone isn’t out the door by 2:05.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It really is Homer Bailey. Wow.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
Homer Bailey: Shitty Bartender
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
she's the one without the boobs
focus next time, ok?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I saw her when we were there last
SRSLY skinny.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get her number.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is a good movie
mainly because of Rachel Weisz. You’re right, though. Good writing, pretty funny.
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 17, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
word.
I really enjoyed that movie, and am planning to dress like Bloom for the forseeable future.
Penelope or Bang Bang?
by Cy Schourek on Jun 17, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is crap.
This movie would never play here. Instead, I’m stuck with Alvin and the Chipmunks and Paul Blart holding down theater spots for TWO MONTHS!!!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You need to move.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm trying. So very, very hard.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what she said.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any chance we see Roenicke tonight?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 17, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
not in a one run game
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
did madville steal your keyboard?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what are you going to close?
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if we score 4 in the 8th again!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
why did rhodes bat?
i don’t understand that.
by Daedalus on Jun 17, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
so that he could pitch to McCann
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 17, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
so he could pitch to 2 lefties!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would you ever want to tell Arthur Rhodes 'No' to anything?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if he asked me if he looked fat in his new leather suit
by Cy Schourek on Jun 17, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
uh, thats phat
duh
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i guess the better question
is why didn’t dusty make a double switch when rhodes came in? is there a reason?
by Daedalus on Jun 17, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's tired of taking shit from Ash
for putting Rosie in the game.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ash and 99% of Reds fans.
Everyone but the woman with the “We Love the Rosales Hustle” sign. Man, BK is ready to kill her.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was Rosales mom. Had to be.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
janish played a half inning yesterday, didn't he?
he must be tired.
by Daedalus on Jun 17, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
he's preparing for another 15-inning marathon
He doesn’t want to put himself in the position of actually having to use Paul “Last man on the bench” Janish again.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe they're short of pitchers
After that double-rain delayed game last night.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
makes sense...
coco did pitch last night, fwiw
by Cy Schourek on Jun 17, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
because the Reds pitchers hit homers!
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WEEE!!! Radio back on.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
8 eggs and counting...
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Joey Votto
Does anyone here klnow what is actually up with Joey Votto? I just joined to ask this question.
by TimQMills on Jun 17, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
he's on his way to sarasota to play rehab
by Daedalus on Jun 17, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks
But I meant why was he on the DL, like, the actual reason.
by TimQMills on Jun 17, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's none of our business
by Daedalus on Jun 17, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, it kinda is
families plan there vacations around seeing their favorite ballplayer at ballparks across this country. money is tight all over. if he’s gonna be out for months, just say so. if he’s gonna be back in two weeks, say so. .
there’s a lot of little kids who adore joey votto. it aint that simple to just say its none of our business.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
baloney
the actual problem is none of our business. The length of how long he’ll be out might be, but the actual reason isn’t.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 17, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HIPAA'd
it has nothing to do with PC. It has to do with the fact that there is no reason why I as a fan have any right to know what is wrong with a player.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 17, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
so why do teams disclose what ails someone who goes on the DL?
shouldnt that all be confidential also?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if they want it to be
yes. I’m not saying it has to be, but if the player or team doesn’t want to tell me, they don’t have to.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 17, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i totally agree
i dont have a dog in the hunt. i hope Mr Votto nothing but the best. but dont tell ALL the other injuries and return timetables and go hush hush with him.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can give permission.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
exactly
It’s up to the player. And Joey’s made it pretty clear that he doesn’t want to talk about it, at least not yet. He refused to talk to the press again today.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's called HIPPA.
Jim Tressel and several other high profile college coaches use it all the time. Beanie Wells is a perfect example.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and besides, how creepy is this?
That’s an actual US Government logo, believe it or not. God Bless DARPA
by Cy Schourek on Jun 17, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
COMMON!
I guess no hotlinking or something...
by Cy Schourek on Jun 17, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HIPAA
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 17, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm taking a stab at this, especially since I SHOULD know it...
Health Insurance Portability and … Accountability? Act
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
privacy is the p
by Daedalus on Jun 17, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope, I remember Portability because
I thought it was bizarre.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no portability, right it is bizarre
by Daedalus on Jun 17, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't even know what that means
is it because you move your doctor files around to other doctors or something?
by Daedalus on Jun 17, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, a lot of it has to do with being insured
while you change jobs or if you lose your job.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yogi'd
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ironically, I have trouble remembering the "accountability" bit
Don’t tell the boss!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what does that mean regarding health privacy?
i don’t get it. but i’m glad it’s there.
by Daedalus on Jun 17, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Basically, it's just supposed to make your
information private and secure, and making insurers accountable if they fuck up.
That’s the official definition. :)
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My sentence was not English.
But I think I got the gist across.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's also a lot of crazy verbage in there
that allows coaches (especially CFB coaches) give the media the run around.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
it limits who can access your information as well as forcing the IT systems to have certain security measures in place to prevent unwanted viewing of your information.
The big thing is that it prevents insurance companies and doctors from sharing information that you don’t want to get out, especially to prospective employers or loan officers, for instance.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 17, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
legally
i shouldnt know Bill Bray had Tommy John surgery, right?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, but again, the player can give permission.
It’s not like future teams aren’t going to find out as a physical and med recs are part of trades and signings.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HIPAA didn't stop my right to know that Farrah Fawcett has
anal cancer.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jun 17, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
did she sign off on that?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The issue with HIPPA is that it's a law that a lot of people abuse incorrectly.
If a media outlet wants to get the info they can get it. It just takes a lot of red tape bullshit. With an undiagnosed mental heath issue, though, well, there usually aren’t records unless someone’s placed in a center.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Drugs, Booze, or STDs
Why else would they keep it a secret?
Thanks for the responses.
by TimQMills on Jun 17, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"stress"
My guess is it’s a mental health issue. Anxiety disorders, depression, or something of that ilk. A lot of people still see those as some kind of moral failing, and are embarrassed to talk about it.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nope
the top 3 folks in the Reds organization know, no one else does.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Plus his BFF
Hanigan. Unless you have already ranked him ahead of Baker or Jockerty [sic].
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jun 17, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Honestly, I don't think anyone knows but Joey Votto and Dusty Baker.
We can speculate for days and might never hit on the truth. I say we leave it at “stress” and be done with it.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i think the Produce Man knows
no doubt about it.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What about the Rubber Band man?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's for the struggle, man.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jun 17, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rubberband
/toolbox
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They played at 11 today, so no
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 17, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh, guess i could have looked it up.
hopefully he hits ten homers tomorrow and is back on friday!
by Daedalus on Jun 17, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lucky for us we didn't need Co-Co last night
um, wait…
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
At what point do the Reds actually give up on Willy Tavares?
I wish it were soon.
Does mgmt even care about our offensive woes? They sure don’t seem to.
And I get tired of those defending Dusty. I heard Lance say the other day that he has this team at .500 or better and is doing a good job. I actually believe a better manager, and there are some, would have this team doing far better. Just because the Reds aren’t doing lousy doesn’t mean they are doing as well as they could be.
by Dude Rock on Jun 17, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Not until next season.
Really. $4 million tells me so.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
agreed
he’s a 4th OF. no way he gets DFA’d with that salary.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy CRAP! We agreed on something tonight!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
im still taller, smarter and wiser than you
dont get tooooo comfortable : )
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, one outta three ain't bad.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get a room you too
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or centerfielders
Or guys who can hit.
by Brian B on Jun 17, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I did not click reply to Ash
Her comment wasn’t even visible until after I hit post.
by Brian B on Jun 17, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stubbs stole his 24th base tonight for Louisville
Gee, we don’t need any base-stealers on the major league club, do we.
by Dude Rock on Jun 17, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh god
the dreaded walk…
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
another PBF would be dandy!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK, how about just another out, then
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hit Yunel.
No really, hit him.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
where did jch go?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The bowels of the Internets. Or something.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He loves the bowels.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don't want know...some things are better just left to fester
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 17, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
baths, bed, for kiddies
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Guys and Gals
Back from work and dinner…
Coco likes to extend the game when he knows I’ve missed most of it…
Good offensive night
Get’em on
Get’em over
Get’em in
Bruce did it all by his lonesome
Hairston gets on, Hanigan moves him over..Micah gets them all in.
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 17, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hi hello and welcome
Get ’em on
Get ’em over
Make “Get ’em over” irrelevant by hitting a three run homer.
My kind of ball. Let’s just say Phillips made a lot of plate appearances with no one on and two outs. Well played, Dusty.
by Brian B on Jun 17, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hooray wins!!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't wait to see Hanson and Malogna tomorrow.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jun 17, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
wat
It’s called a baseball game, it’s not we’re going to rendezvous at a jizzfest or something.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jun 17, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
just havin some fun, gapper
nothin personal!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok here's the flag - Whew
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 17, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
TWO WINS. 11 runs in two days.
I never thought it would possible.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
do you remember when we could absolutely NOT beat the Braves
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember 1995, and that's plenty for me.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes. It was called 'childhood' and 'young adulthood'.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
nice win for Micah !!
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 17, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Props to Micah for his pitching and hitting. Nice to have a 5th starter who doesn't averaged and e.r.a. over 7.00
by Dude Rock on Jun 17, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
did you borrow mads keyboard?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 17, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm off to Saint Louis tomorrow,
hoping to catch the game tomorrow night…I’ll also try to do something terrible to Chris Carpenter or something.
by Cy Schourek on Jun 17, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Have him do the Hokey Pokey
That oughta strain something!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rick Porcello is pitching for the Tigers
I’ll let y’all know how that goes.
by Cy Schourek on Jun 17, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really great to have Micah in the line up
now he did pitch well, but you have to admit he IS the RH power bat that would make the difference in the line up.
He would not have gotten the win with out that RH power bat in the line up.
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 17, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
two in a row! we're going to the world series!
ha ha ha. i’m not gonna fall for it again. until it’s three in a row.
by Daedalus on Jun 17, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
A friend just told me bison can jump 6 vertical feet
any reason I shouldn’t call bullshit on this? Even though they work in Yellowstone?
by Cy Schourek on Jun 17, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ask him if dogs can't look up
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'll stop doing it when you stop laughing
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Give that man a rec.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is there a bet riding on it?
If not, call bullshit no matter what. Although, I did see video of a guy jumping out of like 4 feet of water in a swimming pool the other day, so anything’s possible.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Ash, how many times do I have to tell you that Aqua Man isn't real.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cody Ransom
can jump almost as high as a bison.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That cannot be someone's given name.
Magnum O’Reilly
Winchester Stewart
Tartan Hollowpointer
Donnan Lambfister
etc.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Christ, he ruins everything, doesn't he?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed.
Horse O’Shy
McClain Dudeflinch
Bear Canebreak
Python Smith
Hawk Cantanker
Also: Colt McCoy, Barkevious Mingo and my new personal favorite Asian Ruff
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Patterson O'Buffalochickentender
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
or
Buck Coats.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's a place in Canada called "Head Smashed In Buffalo Jump"
Not sure about jumping in the air, but they can sure as hell jump off a cliff. In lemming-like numbers.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 17, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
It’s only 10:30. Now what am I supposed to do for the next 2 hours?
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I recommend either 'Mitchell' or 'Space Mutiny'
:)
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not the REAL ONES!!
God no! Wait, come back!! gejoe!! Come baaaaaack!!
Crap. I think I just killed someone.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not to worry
I’m just GDing other games!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh thank God!!
Mitchell must have saved him.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
MST3K saved me!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You heinous monster.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ash: Loud Bitch, Heinous Monster.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should have that printed on a hat and/or shirt.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll wear it if you'll sign it, Ash
Otherwise I’ll just spend two hours yelling at you while you ignore me.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, this sounds like a committed relationship.
Ash does not like!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha, hadn't thought about it that way
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look, jch, we're friends, right?
It’s not you, it’s me.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's always me
That’s why I cry in the shower.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK
something I’ve always wondered:
Does reaching on an error or fielder’s choice help your OBP?
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It counts as an 0-fer in the score book.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Indians scored 4 in the bottom of the 9th to tie Milwaukee!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wonders never cease...
Wily got a hit last night…
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 17, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
so which "wonder" will be repeated first?
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fantastic!!
That’s what happens when they don’t bring in Coffey.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Ryan Braun's out of the game!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hoffman gave up a bases-loaded double
2 of whom he put on.
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Indians now batting in the 10th
still tied.
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hoffman replaced by DeFelice
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Milwaukee scored in the 11th on a single, walk, passed ball, and Sac Fly
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck.
Brewers lead 9-8 in the top of the 11th on a JJ Hardy sac fly.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 17, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
DeRosa singles!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
error!
1st & 2nd, 1 out!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Full count!
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Francisco is going to K, too
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Swung at ball four.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for nothing, Cleveland.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ash, you just became the 1,000,000,000,000th person to ever say that.
Your prize is a either a burning body of water or utter failure at professional athletics. Take your pick.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 18, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that a trillion?
Well, I’m pretty used to utter failure at professional athletics, so I’ll go with a burning body of water, Alex.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 18, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have no clue what number that is. I just put a bunch of zeros
behind it and then placed a ‘th’.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 18, 2009 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
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