Game 63 Thread: Braves at Reds
by Slyde on Jun 16, 2009 5:00 PM EDT
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Atlanta Braves at Cincinnati Reds, Jun 16, 2009 7:10 PM EDT
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Tonight, Willy Taveras goes for history. An 0-for-5 night tonight and Taveras establishes the longest streak without getting on base since at least 1954. Honestly, I don't want the Reds to lose, and I actually don't want Taveras to fail, but I do want to see this. History is history.
In honor of Willy, here are some ridiculous notes on how bad the Reds offense is right now:
- Tonight's #1 and #2 hitters, Taveras and Alex Gonzalez, have a combined OPS of 1.155. Joe Mauer could go oh-fer in his next 10 plate appearances and still have a higher OPS than those two players combined. And they are guaranteed to have the most at bats for the Reds tonight if they play the entire game. Good managing!
- The Reds have 6 players in the lineup tonight who have an on-base percentage of .322 or lower, not counting the pitcher. Amazingly, the Reds are only 14th in the NL in OBP.
- Then again, they are 13th in the NL in slugging while playing in a homer haven. The only teams lower than the Reds are Atlanta, San Francisco, and San Diego. They latter two play in two of the least homer friendly parks in the Majors.
- The right-handers on the Reds this year are getting killed by right-handed pitching: .228/.297/.340. Luckily, the lefties have been picking up the slack: .270/.361/.508. Laynce Nix and Jay Bruce are the only left-handers in the lineup tonight against right-handed Jair Jurrjens.
- The Reds are 3-7 in their last 10 games. They've had 60 hits (I repeat, 60 hits) in their last 10 games and averaged 2.4 runs per game. As a team they are batting .175/.256/.260 in that stretch. That's right, a .260 slugging percentage.
- They currently have 11 players with 25 or more PA during the month of June. Eight of them are hitting .238 or worse for the month.
I'm heading down to the game tonight because I can't pass up a chance to see history. Hopefully the rain will hold off and they'll be able to get the game in. I'm looking forward to seeing Aaron Harang pitch. It's been a while since I've seen him live. Oh, and hopefully we'll have pictures of a signed Failcoeur T-Shirt from jch24. Enjoy the game and savor the history!
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first!
But not Willy’s first hit of the month or anything. There will be no reaching base for him.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 5:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If Alex Gonzalez plays nine innings, then that is praiseworthy
Pssh. All your “facts” make it look like this is a terrible team.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 16, 2009 5:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Also of interest tonight: Reds 1st rounder Mike Leake starts against the hated Longhorns at 7pm on ESPN 2
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on Jun 16, 2009 5:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
AS SOON AS I GO .....
CHECK HIM OUT HE IMPLODES! THE START OF THE 4th HE HAS 5 SO AND 2 HITS GIVEN UP. THEN HE GIVES UP A WALK, HITS A BATTER, AND GIVES UP A 3 RUN BOMB! FUCK!
I was on a flush draw?!?!?
by REDLEG5 on Jun 16, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some good news I guess
The Fay says Votto and Encarnacion were on the field working out, and according to Dusty, Votto will do a minor league rehab “relatively soon”. I say best case, Joey goes to the Bats tomorrow and Thursday, and is back for the weekend. Worst case, well you or I don’t want to know.
Edwin told the Fay he may be able to do a rehab in two days, but Dusty said only if he didnt have any swelling or pain after his 25 swings today. Obviously I think Encarnacion’s Rehab will be longer, maybe as long as a week or two, depending how his wrist reacts.
Finally Volquez will do some rehab at some point soon too, most likely a start in Dayton and a start with the Bats.
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by MixFMKyle on Jun 16, 2009 5:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bittersweet with EdE
When he comes back most likely he’ll be rusty and will take some time to get it going. Meanwhile Ryan Hanigan will get a really nice seat on the bench…most likely the one held by Paul Jannish..because some one will have to down to AAA and it appears that it won’t be Rosales – as much as I have actually enjoyed his goofiness etc, it is obvious that he should be sent down, therefore he’ll stay up and Jannish will go down.
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
by Madville on Jun 16, 2009 5:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i cant believe the Braves got Jurrjens and Gorkys Hernandez
for Edgar Renteria. you think we could get a package like that for Alex Gonzalez?
You're so 2000 and late
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 16, 2009 5:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sure...
See anyone you like on the Pirates?
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
by Little Lady on Jun 16, 2009 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great management:
I would have said Mauer has the talent of at least 4 or 5 of Gonzalez and Taveras. Great management has truly been coaxing the best out of these two.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jun 16, 2009 5:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah you have to question that kind of logic
you could fill a whole team with Gonzalezes and Taverases and they likely wouldnt win as many games as one Joe Mauer.
You're so 2000 and late
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 16, 2009 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you live in Cinncinati...
You need to do the anti-rain dance.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
by Little Lady on Jun 16, 2009 6:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
SHOCKING NEWS
Sammy Sosa tested positive for PEDs in 2003.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 6:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That's a hot topic on sports radio around here
Along with Donte Stallworth getting thirty days for killing somebody.
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by BubbaFan on Jun 16, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So a construction worker's life is worth a month?
Here’s a great quote from BF’s article
Stallworth’s attorney, Christopher Lyons, said the financial settlement was only one factor in the plea agreement. He noted that Stallworth stopped immediately after the accident, called 911 and submitted to roadside alcohol testing despite spending most of the night drinking at a swanky Miami Beach hotel.
"He acted like a man," Lyons said. "He remained at the scene. He cooperated fully."
Get your righteous indignation on, yo
by Cy Schourek on Jun 16, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, formatting obviously didn't work
but you get it.
by Cy Schourek on Jun 16, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow.
He paid off the family. Impressive.
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
Justice is colorblind. All it sees is green.
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by BubbaFan on Jun 16, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice play by Hairston...
I didn’t think he’d make that one.
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chipper ends his 21 AB hitless streak.
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 7:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate Chipper Jones
Putz.
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by BubbaFan on Jun 16, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Call him Larry.
He’s a grown-ass man.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jun 16, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not really sure that Larry is an improvement
by Brendanukkah on Jun 16, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Larry Dewayne Wise
apparently agrees.
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by BubbaFan on Jun 16, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's short for Larold.
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dizzy, Yogi, Chief, Lefty, Cap, Cocky, etc…
They were grown men too, no?
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
by Little Lady on Jun 16, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And now they're all dead or Yankees
You see the danger, then.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 16, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chipper won't die...
He’s a cyborg.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
by Little Lady on Jun 16, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great mlb.com headline for the game
“Harang looking for decisiveness” or some such thing. AKA “Harang is going to kick some dude squaw in the nuts if the Reds give him a ND”
by Cy Schourek on Jun 16, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY CRAP
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll admit
That’s a little anticlimatic. I blame Slyde.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 16, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHOA
Since when did Corey Patterson get ABs in Washington? Why haven’t Brendan or Sister D let us know this?
by Cy Schourek on Jun 16, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
There's an Iranian revolution going on!
And I hoard my news. Or is it horde? Gray!
by Brendanukkah on Jun 16, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it was posted here at RR
He was called up recently, due to injury.
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by BubbaFan on Jun 16, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course he'll still never steal.
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Leake rocking yellow-and-maroon stirrups on ESPN
and wearing a single-digit number with his Padres-esque uni. I think I’m in lust.
by Cy Schourek on Jun 16, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ZOMFG
Do they use a different ball, or is the mound closer or something else grossly unfair in college? This is scary.
by Cy Schourek on Jun 16, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
metal bats?
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brandon Phillips and Willy Taveras
do…things…good?
by Brendanukkah on Jun 16, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So, Taveras stole second, and Phillips hit a double, and Taveras only went to third?
How?
by Brendanukkah on Jun 16, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He had to stay at second
because the CF very nearly caught it. As it, he dove and it popped out of his glove.
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice catch by McClouth.
Bruce almost had a hit there.
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Jair Jurrjens with some soft Js?
Can I say that the Reds hit him jard that inning?
by Cy Schourek on Jun 16, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sure got quiet here all of a sudden
What’s going on? Was there a disturbance involving an outfielder punching out a fan or something?
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by BubbaFan on Jun 16, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
??
I just don’t think there’s a lot of folks around tonight. Being swept by the royals’ll do that.
by Cy Schourek on Jun 16, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Wait a sec, lemme see the back of that shirt."
“FAILCOUER!?! You bastard!”
(punch)
(punch)
(punch)
(morning sickness)
(punch)
by Brendanukkah on Jun 16, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, I tried soooooo hard
I yelled a ton, especially after the delay when we were in the second row. He gave us nothing at all.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 3:01 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here is a dramatic reenactment of the night
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 17, 2009 8:13 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait...
WE GOT SWEPT BY THE ROYALS?? For fuck´s sake, I’m leaving again.
by chesirecat on Jun 16, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ahhh, bunting the pitcher to second in the third inning.
Welcome back to the NL!
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bananaphone time.
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
rain delay?
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by BubbaFan on Jun 16, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep, they're pulling out the tarp now.
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously?
What is that, the tenth rain delay so far this year? Jiminy Christmas!
by Brendanukkah on Jun 16, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I blame global warming
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by BubbaFan on Jun 16, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, I'm going to Boston for the next two days
Should I go around to as many sports bars as I can and ask them how they feel being replaced by Pittsburgh as the top dynastic sports town in the country?
by Brendanukkah on Jun 16, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Would you like to leave Boston at some point?
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's racist!
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
QUINZEE!!!
Ya, Fahk.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 16, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
good thing Pittsburgh doesn't have a major league baseball team
or they’d probably win that championship, too.
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by BubbaFan on Jun 16, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well it looks like Leake is getting some run support...
Do you think that’s something he is going to expect in the pros?
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
by RedConn on Jun 16, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"And we give three cheers for the IRA and Johnson's motor car!"
In honor of Bloomsday, I’m watching Clancy Brothers videos on Youtube.
…stupid rain delay.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 16, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dunn grounds out weakly to 1B
No one has yet hit a home run into the upper deck in the new Yankee Stadium. A lot of people think Dunn is the man to do it.
But not this time.
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by BubbaFan on Jun 16, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Any idea how long this will last?
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Kinda quiet inhere...
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Are we going to play this or what?
And if we do, is Dusty going to bring Harang back out there?
by Brian B on Jun 16, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
You have to go for the ‘W’
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 16, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
taveras getting a hit
removed the drama from the game- but whether Dusty lets Harang pitch after the rain delay is putting the excitement right back into GABP.
I say yes- as long as he only thows less than hundred pitches staying warm.
by davidmac84 on Jun 16, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I need a W from Harang this week - he's a two start pitcher.
I had one in Pelfrey too, but he shit the mound after giving up just one hit through 4, then couldn’t find the strike zone and was pulled before making it through 6.
by Brian B on Jun 16, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hi everyone ...
tonight’s callers are exceptionally stupid.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 16, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
No more than usual.
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any choice bits for those of us out of the WLW umbrella
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 16, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
A few choice hits
— What’s your favorite pro wrestler?
— Why don’t we bring in Juan Pierre
— Alfonso Soriano is bad, Cubs should have kept Juan Pierre
— What’s wrong with Joey Votto?
— What’s wrong with Joey Votto?
— We deserve to know what’s wrong with Joey Votto?
— Mississippi Mud
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 16, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Answers
- Sargeant Slaughter Because we already have like 5 of him
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- Shut up He hates you
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- ibid. No
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— Who?
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 16, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those aren't meant to be struck out
HTML’d
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 16, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Marty and Jeff do not play fantasy baseball.
But Jeff’s eldest son does, and he frequently asks Jeff for advice.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jun 16, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Same here in Atlanta...
Have any of ya’ll heard Chip Caray?
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
by Little Lady on Jun 16, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He does national broadcasts every now and again
by Brendanukkah on Jun 16, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some dum-dum is talking about how amazing he is…better than Harry or Skip Caray.
Yeah…
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
by Little Lady on Jun 16, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HEY!
I’m curious as a cat. That’s why they call me “Whiskers.”
by Brendanukkah on Jun 16, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know I'm just a worrier I guess. That's why my friends call me whiskers.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 16, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cubs win!
For your rain delay viewing pleasure
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 16, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This isn't going to happen...
but if they called the game, would the stats stand?
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You mean, would the egg streak still be in play?
by Brendanukkah on Jun 16, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be the relevant stat, yes.
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
so i was watching mlb network last night and they had on the 68 WS game 1
it blew my mind at how well the broadcast was done … i really didn’t know they had overlays, IR, multiple camera angles, etc. it was quite an enjoyable game to watch.
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Jun 16, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Streak over
I have mixed feelings about Taveras getting a hit, he had a pretty impressive streak going!
Poodle
by Red_Poodle on Jun 16, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Whoa
Woman just said Votto was gay on WLW.
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
In a really bizarre way...
something about a boy who is closer than a friend, “maybe a little limpness in the wrist…”
And then they cut her off and went to another caller.
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was beyond stupid.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 16, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They need to stop taking Votto questions
because they were just waiting for someone to do that.
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed.
I thought it was going to come when Marty was still on. I would have loved to hear the old man go off on somebody for asking that.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 16, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I suggested that was a possibility last week.
I mean, it makes some sense.
by Brian B on Jun 16, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but you didn't call into a national radio show and ask about a 'limp wrist'
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 16, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, I didn't think of anything near that douchbaggery.
by Brian B on Jun 16, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You also don't have a catty, read-gossip-magazines-all-day voice either.
At least, I’m assuming you don’t.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 16, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought her voice was quite alluring...
coupled with an intriguing name, “Marcella from Oakley…”
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jun 16, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
At first I was baffled that a woman had called in.
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here's the asshole in me
I heard a woman calling in from Oakley and I automatically assumed — horrible status-seeking bitch with no passion for anyone.
I hated to see some of that stereotype hit the nail square.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 16, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except for why he'd flip out about it now
by Brendanukkah on Jun 16, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haven't quite put that piece together yet either.
Unless he’s suddenly dealing with all the new attention because of his breaking out and realizes the microscopic media attention will out him if he doesn’t do it himself.
Personally, I’d be relieved if that’s all it is.
by Brian B on Jun 16, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
30 Minutes...
and counting.
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
by Little Lady on Jun 16, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
THERE IT IS
“Is Joey’s stress coming from a friend who might be closer to a boy … a limp wrist perhaps?”
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 16, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
W. T. F.
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was trying to type what she said as she said it.
I. Hate. The. Banana. Phone.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 16, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You might have been closer than I was...
I was going to turn it off after I heard when they were going to restart the game, but then…whoa.
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe she's just confused because he's Canadian
They’re two very clean peoples.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 16, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
very bizarre
Why the assumption that Votto is gay? Even some RRers jumped to that conclusion (long before it was mentioned on the radio).
He’s 25. If he is gay, he likely knew it 10, 15, even 20 years ago. Why would it be stressing him out now?
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by BubbaFan on Jun 16, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joey Votto, gay Canadian from the Toronto suburbs, is something VERY VERY different
from Joey Votto, face of the Cincinnati Reds.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 16, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't buy it
The guy has been a star since high school at least. He’s used to being the center of attention. Heck, there were complaints that he expected the world to revolve around him.
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by BubbaFan on Jun 16, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
First: I'm not saying Joey is gay (I personally don't believe he is)
Second: A star in high school baseball in Canada doesn’t mean anything. Baseball is somewhere about four or five on the interest scale for sports in that country.
1. Hockey
2. Other stuff
5. Baseball
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 16, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, but
He was also a 2nd round draft pick. And a stud prospect for several years. I’m not really seeing Cincinnati as that much more stressful than Louisville.
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by BubbaFan on Jun 16, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not so much Cincy as it is THE MAJORS
also, I don’t know much about Louisvill, but Canada is certainly much more open minded than Cincinnati. This is the same town that thinks Bill Cunnigham’s rant are practical and well thought out.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 16, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And that was well written.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 16, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cincinnati is also rich with conservative German-Catholic influences
In many ways, it’s more Southern than Kentucky.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, being the face of what seems to be quite the conservative town can be rough
maybe he’s just upset about the “Gay for Jay” comments. Or maybe something stupid BP said got to him. Or maybe a girl destroyed his boyfriend’s life so that she could get the family inheritance, causing him to become a drunk.
Or maybe the hypothesizing could stop until there’s an official word. (not meant to be biting or catty, I just find this all ridiculous when there’s an actual human being involved.
by Cy Schourek on Jun 16, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, it's not productive.
I agree with Mo Egger on that. He also asked:
Wonder what some of these people would’ve written about Yorvit Torrealba had he played here.
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
did I miss something about Senor Torrealba?
Other than his name is a portmanteau of Yorman and Victor?
by Cy Schourek on Jun 16, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
His daughter was kidnapped
She has since been recovered and brought from Venezuela to the US.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 16, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hadn't heard about this either...
but his son was kidnapped, along with two other relatives. I think they were held for a week, maybe a week and a half, before finally being released. He was of course out the whole time, and will probably do a rehab stint before rejoining the team.
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks for the heads up
that is moderately frightening to hear.
by Cy Schourek on Jun 16, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree, the hypothesizing can stop.
I thought it would stop when it was suggested and the only plausible response could be be “maybe.” I don’t think it’s anything more than that. It’s nothing that Joey’s done or said that makes anyone think he’s gay. It’s just a suggestion. And certainly not an “accusation,” if that’s what people are thinking.
And I wanted to try out my new toy
by Brian B on Jun 16, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait a minute
I just suggested that that might be the case. Saying that we “jumped” or “came” to the “conclusion” insinuates something else.
by Brian B on Jun 16, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is definitely a jump.
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
who says I was talking about you?
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by BubbaFan on Jun 16, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Harang going to come back out for ya’ll?
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
by Little Lady on Jun 16, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Of course.
Gotta go for the W. It’s the most important thing ever.
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dusty's in charge
so he probably will.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 16, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm...
Well, Jeff Bennett is warming up for the Braves. Bleh…
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
by Little Lady on Jun 16, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wasn't he found dead a couple of weeks ago?
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fine, don't get my Wilco reference.
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
J. Bennett
But David Carradine’s demise was more memorable.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 16, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
is the game going to resume?
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 16, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
supposedly at 9:50-10:00
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The fat monkey on the radio said 9:48.
It’s Bill “Seg” Dennison I’m referring to. But I’m sure you knew since we’re playing the Braves that this was a John Rocker quote.
I will award 1 Free Internet to the first poster to identify whom John Rocker called a “fat monkey.”
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jun 16, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Randall Simon?
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We have a winner.
Randall Simon is a fat monkey!
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jun 16, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Moustache Wednesday comes early, Motherfuckers!
by Cy Schourek on Jun 16, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
/sheds tear for Orson
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 16, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speak no ill of Seg
He is one of the best human beings I’ve ever met, and one of the hardest working local sports guys we have here. He cares.
Oh and I’m sure it’s already been said but it was Randall Simon, the idiot who cracked a sausage racer with a bat.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 3:13 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sweet
late nighter!
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by gejoe on Jun 16, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Harang's done.
Whoa.
Herrera coming out.
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
See, this might have been a time for Mike Lincoln.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 16, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We aren't losing by double-digits.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jun 16, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And now Herrera's coming out?
With all this talk about Votto, didn’t think it would be Herrera . . .
by Brian B on Jun 16, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Are all of the announcer teams bitching
about the fact that the gameis being played now?
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
radar
its just green and almost clear to the west, looks like it ends at Lawrenceburg, IN.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 16, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Most things do.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jun 17, 2009 8:32 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
why the hell did they restart the damn game ... idiots
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Jun 16, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Back to the idiots oon the bananaphone.
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
another rain delay?
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by gejoe on Jun 16, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
Stupendous.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 16, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you gotta be kidding me
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by BubbaFan on Jun 16, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
looks like a hundred people in the stands at GABP
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 16, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It's going to be like that Nationals game.
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you think Slyde and jch are there?
Or polishing off another set of Bardzillas?
by Brendanukkah on Jun 16, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm excited for Slyde to come home at 2am
jittery and exhausted and trying to convince his wife that he was just at a baseball game the whole night.
by Cy Schourek on Jun 16, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe they can get that autograph
during a rain delay.
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by BubbaFan on Jun 16, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We were there bitches, stayed through the last out
We stuck out the rain delays in the machine room.* Once the delays ended we moved back to the moon deck to give Frenchy the treatment.
- obc, we have a new place to smoke. The machine room stairwell is golden. That is all.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 3:16 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If this lasts long...
and the Reds have to bring in another pitcher, that kind of screws them over.
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fantastic
Is Bud Selig calling the shots in this game?
by Brian B on Jun 16, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Good game going on in Philly.
Blue Jays are down by one, but have the bases loaded with one out in the top of the 9th.
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Just walked in the tying run.
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Infield popup, so two outs, still tied.
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't rec this enough, pay attention ladies. BA-ZING!
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 3:17 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Louisville won, 6-4
Stubbs 2-3 with a walk, his 19th double, 20th RBI and 24th SB!
Now batting .312
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by gejoe on Jun 16, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He sucks.
Taveras is 1 for 1!!!!!!
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't forget that SB.
BOOYAH!
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jun 16, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
19 doubles and only 20 rbis?
not clutch doubles.
by Brian B on Jun 16, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not if no one's on base...
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by gejoe on Jun 16, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The tarp is coming back off...
already?!
"If I had a little humility, I would be perfect" - Ted Turner
by Little Lady on Jun 16, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
REDS need to bat quickly?
(this inning only)
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 16, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adam takes a called strike three on a back door cutter.
by Brian B on Jun 16, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And with that
Mo tied Allie Reynolds for most strikeouts as a Yankee.
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by BubbaFan on Jun 16, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if this rain delay takes a while
here are some things to entertain y’all.
Though this is kind of nightmare fuel.
by Cy Schourek on Jun 16, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Cracked is the shit.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 16, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fox Sports Ohio
is showing some Asian sword program.
“the perfect sword strike is like making love to a beautiful woman”.
this may be the weirdest show ever…
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 16, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"the perfect sword strike is like making love to a beautiful woman"
My boner just got a new nickname.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 16, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"beautiful woman?"
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 16, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well yes, that and sword strike.
You know, which ev.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 16, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
game on
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 16, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And Taveras begins his next "egg streak!"
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 16, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and in more unrelated news
tonight Stubbs goes 2-3 with a double, walk, and stolen base tonight, raising his yearly totals to .398 OBP, .835 OPS, and 24 steals.
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 16, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Phillips gets a strawberry!
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 16, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And the strawberry was clutch.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jun 17, 2009 8:35 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did both the Braves' and the Reds' broadcasts cancel their HD feeds after the delay
or was there no HD feed to begin with?
by Brian B on Jun 16, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That one landed in the pond covering the warning track.
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Did anybody else lose the FSOH mlb.tv feed?
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Blue Jays just took the lead in the 10th
with a guy scoring from second on a blooper.
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, that was anticlimactic, Cherry.
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if Herrera will go more than 2
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 16, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
if Hanigan gets on, he can SAC
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 16, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only 27 pitches so far, and a bunch of lefties in the lineup
he should
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 16, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm feeling Lincoln and/or Burton before the night's through
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 16, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hanigan back at the back - and Mads back from the game!!!
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
by Madville on Jun 16, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Mike Leake blew a 6-run lead
they’re now trailing, 10-6
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 16, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Phillies bullpen completely imploding
They’ve given up five runs in the 10th, and still aren’t out of it. Ouch.
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Take a lesson - Wily and Gonzo - BE Patient
DRH !!!!
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
by Madville on Jun 16, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If their strike zone
was 4 inches by 4 inches they’d probably walk more too
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 16, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Herrera hitting
this reminds me of those old teams that used to have a 4 foot guy on the team who would only pinch hit when they needed a walk
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 16, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Not a bad strategy
No worse than bringing in a pitcher to bunt
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 16, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eddie Gaedel - Gaedel gained immortality in the second game of a St. Louis Browns doubleheader on Sunday, August 19, 1951. Weighing 65 pounds (29.5 kg), and standing 3 feet 7 inches (1.09 m) tall, he became the shortest player in the history of the major
He appeared in 1 game and one at bat. His contract was voided by the Commissioner of MLB the next day.
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
by Madville on Jun 16, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
DRH should be 1/2
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm mad at you
You never pay a bill and walk. I love you for paying but you have to at least give me the chance to thank you, fucker. :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 3:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'll have a chance to make it up to me...
Guaranteed…
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 17, 2009 6:22 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought of this last Wednesday
Daedalus, back me up!
by Brendanukkah on Jun 17, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Herrera's 2nd MLB at-bat
a 4-pitch walk!
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by gejoe on Jun 16, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
UPDATE:
egg streak = 2
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 16, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I liked how he ran completely out of the way of the second baseman...
since that’s totally what I would do.
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Good to see Danny Ray doing well
getting his Randy Keisler on
by Cy Schourek on Jun 16, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If Danny Ray hits a home run I will give up beer for a week.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 16, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And another part of the economy is dealt a severe blow...
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by gejoe on Jun 16, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You've got that right
I do like to drank.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 16, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So D#2 and I were down at the game with some of the RR faithful
(mostly persons of questionable character) only to sit around and drink while waiting for the rain to abate…looks like this is gonna be a long night for those who were able to stay at the park. My guess is that there is only about 40 fans left – 4 of them being RRs.
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
by Madville on Jun 16, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Downtown Cincy
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by Madville on Jun 16, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heheheh, we stayed
And we saw a Reds win, while heckling Frenchy. You missed good times, my friend.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 3:25 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was past D2's bedtime...hell Iwould have stayed but for my parental duties
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 17, 2009 6:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Danny Ray for #5 Starter!
Draft Danny Ray!
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 16, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yawn
Gonzo K
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by Madville on Jun 16, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Gonzo for #2 Shortstop!
Draft Gonzo!
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 16, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Danny Ray for #2 Shortstop!
DFA Gonzo!
by Brian B on Jun 16, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was it just me . . .
or did he not even realize he was struck out?
by CG Hudson on Jun 16, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BP is 3 for 3
tough play for Chipper
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by Madville on Jun 16, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Laynce Nix continues to find ways to drive in runs
Another NIXHIT
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by Madville on Jun 16, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I just realized that this 1-2 is even worse than Hairston-Taveras
both well below .300 OBP. Heaven forbid someone actually be on base when the heart of the order comes up.
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 16, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow... small ball works when guys get on base and and the hitters make contact...
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by Madville on Jun 16, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
In a rain-shortened completed game, can Harang still get the win?
I mean, likely it goes to Herrera anyway; but they could give it to Harang, right?
by Brian B on Jun 16, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Call Slyde and ask him - Oh wait he still at the game..
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 16, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it was discussed in Harang's last rain delay
its technically at the scorer’s discretion…but it pretty much doesnt’ happen.
by Cy Schourek on Jun 16, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
confidence boost!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 16, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hadn't heard about Andrew WK in a while...
but this kind of blew my mind.
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh man ...
AWK is the greatest. Seriously love the guy (despite being from Ann Arbor). Seen him five times in concert — small venues and big — and he brings the same intensity to every show. One of the truly great people in rock. The first time I saw him he was still signing autographs two hours after the show was over — the roadies broke down the merch tent and table around him and he sat there in his chair signing stuff on his knee.
I thought that this was just because the whole rock star thing was new … but he did the same thing following every show I saw him at.
Also, this show is the single coolest thing ever.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 16, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who the hell comes up with that?
“You know what the Cartoon Network needs? A show where Andrew W.K. stands around in his house painter outfit while kids wearing hard hats blow shit up.”
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by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This totally would've been on Weird Al's UHF Channel
in, uh, UHF
by Cy Schourek on Jun 16, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know, but I wish I had.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 16, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are they actually hitting?
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Jun 16, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I would like for the skies to open up now...
And rain until tomorrow. I would not mind saving the rest of the bullpen.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 16, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn
Even Hanigan can’t handle the throw from the outfield.
by Brian B on Jun 16, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Still 3 to 1 - Good guys
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 16, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Massett not looking so good...
the announcers were talking about how Cox isn’t afraid to have a string of consecutive lefties. Unlike a manager we know…
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Throw a strike, how 'bout?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 16, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Failcoeur time.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
C'mon Masset
This guy isn’t going to hurt you.
by Brian B on Jun 16, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Swung at ball 4 it seems.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 16, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Failcoeur did? With the bases loaded?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Twice.
First time was Foulcoeur.
Second time was Failcoeur.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 16, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
EPIC. FAILCOUR.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 16, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
"Fisted into left field."
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fisting!
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 16, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I can't think of anything witty. Or appropriate for that matter.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 16, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then go for the inappropriate
it’s after 11:00 on the east coast. kids are in bed.
by Brian B on Jun 16, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 16, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's nice that they censored the LOS ANGELES AREA CODE on the phone number
We’ll never be able to figure out what those three numbers are.
by Brian B on Jun 16, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The real disturbing thing?
I read that as “Manimal stains” instead of “Minimal stains.”
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 16, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Willie T should bunt.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 16, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate how Willy strikes out and knows it
If he knows it’s a strike… why doesn’t he swing?
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 16, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What I want to do...
I do not do. What I do not want I do.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 16, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know who's a slow ass centerfielder?
Rajai Davis, CF, Oak. He just let a high fly ball drop on the warning track to spoil Dallas Braden’s no hit bid in the 5th.
by Brian B on Jun 16, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You know who's a bad ass centerfielder?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 16, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shaft?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 16, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The bad bad, not the good bad.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 16, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ohhhhhh ...
I’ll just shut my mouth then.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 16, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmmm...
gimme a hint!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 16, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Flyin' Hawaiian ?
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 16, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 16, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vernon Wells ?
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 16, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He qualifies.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 16, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matt Kemp ?
Grady Sizemore ?
B. J. Upton ?
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 16, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Escobar...Hernanadez..Rameriz...Del Rio...Gonzales....Jannish
Shouldn’t these guys all Americanize their names?
Scooby…Henry…Raines…Delrio…Whoo…
This would really help reignite interest in the game from middle America…just a thought
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 16, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Alright
I’m going to bed. Last time I did this, I predicted the Reds would blow it. And they did. So no predictions.
by Brian B on Jun 16, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The problem was that Reds were not sleeping with you Brian...I mean....
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 16, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And so it begins.
Weathers gives up the leadoff double.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 16, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, Weathers is in.
Didn’t see that hit from Larold coming…
Well, Nix almost had it. That’s good for something, right?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It ain't the ball but the guy who throws it
Nice try by Laynce…
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 16, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Balls don't kill ballgames...
People kill ballgames.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 16, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Braves sure are being mighty cooperative here.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 16, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
are they trying to go the other way
or is Weathers’ fastball too fast for them?
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 16, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
They were sitting on his changeup.
Oh wait. His changeup is only 3 mph slower.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 16, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's much harder to adjust timing
to compensate for such small increments.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also...
The slower the fastball is to begin with, the larger percentage change each 1 mph is.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 16, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Excellent point.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, did you hear about the Reds team that scored more than 4 runs?
Neither did I.
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
by jgoodfri on Jun 16, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't get it.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Failcoeur
4 for 7 against Weathers? Huh.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 16, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
5 for 8.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 16, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why were there two infield singles in this inning?
Just coincidence?
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 16, 2009 11:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
No love for Stormy so far...
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 16, 2009 11:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
what's that creaking noise?
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 16, 2009 11:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Just Stormy reaching back for one more ground ball
1 run game…too close for Coco to be expected to save…better get a couple of runs fellows
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 16, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope Jones doesn't bat again!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone should go tell Weathers
That Harang is not in line to win this game. Therefore, he would stop trying to blow the save.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 16, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes but the Reds as a whole are in line for the W
And we can’t have that now can we?
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 16, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
but technically, he could be credited with the win
no sense taking chances…
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 16, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They don't call him Stormy for nuthin
They call him that for $3.9M
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 16, 2009 11:59 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Hanigan's cooled off a bit
Still think he’s the most pleasant surprise of ’09 – alongside N. Masset
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 17, 2009 12:00 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sooner or later there is gonna be a shift on Bruce
That’s the 3rd or 4th single to that exact same spot in the last few games
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 17, 2009 12:01 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Because one giant ad for SPONGETECH.COM behind the plate
just isn’t enough.
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
by jgoodfri on Jun 17, 2009 12:01 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay Bruce!
Havoc time?
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 12:01 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Another great reason to bunt all the time
breaking your arm!
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
by jgoodfri on Jun 17, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Please don't bunt the only person in the lineup
Batting over .300.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 17, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What if he gets on and loads the bases with no outs?
Is that okay?
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 17, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What happened?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 17, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hit, hit batsman, safe bunt
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
by jgoodfri on Jun 17, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sac bunt
Throw pulled Johnson off the bag
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 17, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, that will encourage Dusty to bunt even more
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
by jgoodfri on Jun 17, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
About time Cherry gets injured
He’s behind on his quota for the year
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 17, 2009 12:03 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
a long night of this shit =
Joey Votto is in the dugout in uniform…according to Brantley
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 17, 2009 12:03 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HAV-OC
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 12:03 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That will encourage...more bunts!
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
by jgoodfri on Jun 17, 2009 12:03 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hanigan is really coming into his own this season...
Gomes time to crush one.
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 17, 2009 12:04 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 17, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm hoping Bruce is coming out of the darkness
Seems to be laying off low and away stuff
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 17, 2009 12:04 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Gomes is not much of a pinch hitter
Poop
Great now Taveris gets to K
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 17, 2009 12:05 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Redemption time
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 17, 2009 12:05 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wily hets it done..thank God
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 17, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Would have preferred an actual hit there
But I’ll take the run either way
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 17, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats GETS it done
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 17, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Does that count as a goose egg?
I think not, even though it was not a walk, hit or HBP.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 17, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah Agon the Corrigable
Will he K too?
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 17, 2009 12:07 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How long since we scored six?
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
by jgoodfri on Jun 17, 2009 12:08 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Way way way too long
At least 3 or 4 series
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 17, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoa Gonzo kicks my ass...
6 – 2 Atlanta playing the role of the 2009 Cincinnati Reds
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 17, 2009 12:08 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Make the Braves pay Laynce
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 17, 2009 12:09 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank you, Gonzo.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 17, 2009 12:09 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nix CAN hit off left handed pitchers
Who knew?
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 17, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
A-Gon always seems to come through
right as I’m about to write him off
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 17, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It could be...
He is distantly related to the pitcher.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 17, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another run?
May as well just get all of the scoring for the rest of June out of the way.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
YES LAYNCE NIX DAYNCE MIX TIME
Fucked ‘em up didn’t you Nix
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 17, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The fuck are runs?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 17, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Apparently its the point of baseball
Who knew?
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 17, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
woo-hoooo
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 17, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Lets hope this starts a new trend
One where where actually score runs
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 17, 2009 12:11 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Will Coco still come in?
It is not a saving situation..this could really confuse Dusty
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 17, 2009 12:12 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Keep Gomes in to pitch.
He didn’t expend much effort in his time at bat.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 17, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
coco's no good in non save situations
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 17, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
our gonzalez > their gonzalez
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 17, 2009 12:12 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
11th time in 63 games we've scored 7 or more
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
by jgoodfri on Jun 17, 2009 12:12 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Great night for Laynce
His stat line looks pretty good for a part timer… I think he works as LF starter vs. RHP
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 17, 2009 12:14 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
holy shit...its Janish !!
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 17, 2009 12:15 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And Co-Co???????????????????????????????????
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You mean that foreign guy from Ghostbusters II?
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 17, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You gotta give it up for that
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 17, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If we let them tie it
Janish will bat second in the bottom of the 9th!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Inching ever closer to that magical 50 AB milestone
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 17, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It could happen this month
could, but won’t!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
its probably someone just wearing his jersey
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 17, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rosales' got his uni wet during the rain....
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 17, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 17, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And this one belongs to the REDS!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 12:21 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Above .500!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 17, 2009 12:22 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
sorry..my computer is slower than Sean Casey tonight !
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 17, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a poor musician who blames his instrument!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what she said
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 17, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Despite the 12 H, I really like our relief corps
DRH, Masset, Rhodes. Weathers, though Stormy, still has a sub-.300 ERA.
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 17, 2009 12:23 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
4 relief pitchers with ERAs below 2.00
Very impressive!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Decimal place'd
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 17, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sole possession of 3rd place
How sweet it is.
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 17, 2009 12:26 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well time for this old man to hit the hay
call it a night, Je suis fatigué, hit the sack, prepare for sleep; turn in, go to bed,crawl in, go to sleep, kip down, sack out, turn in, bed, retire,bed down, bunk down – dreamville…
Good Game everyone, get some rest and meet back here ready to RR same time same place.
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 17, 2009 12:29 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Same Bat channel
Now featuring real bats! For tonite at least.
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 17, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess we won't be seeing Stubbs 'til September
… unless Dickerson wears out his welcome. I’d still like to see Sutton up for Rosales. Lineup/Roster moves continue to baffle – but if the band-aid can stay on until Votto, Volquez and Encarnacion things could stay interesting.
Hanigan probably needs a day off, but the man has been nails. Maybe the team should just enjoy its catching depth while it lasts. I like Hernandez’s offense contributions at C, though it would be great to turn the surplus into a trade that netted a power bat.
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 17, 2009 12:38 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
But who would back-up Hanigan?
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 17, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trading Hernandez is probably a bad idea
It would be nice to see them about 50/50 on the depth chart. Sutton at third til EdE is back, Janish/Gonzalez 50/50 at short. Nix/Gomes platoon intact. Dickerson/Taveras 50/50 at CF.
Maybe one of those things will very nearly approach happening.
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 17, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
7 runs!
That was nice to finally see some hitting and timely hitting at that.
Side note, did anyone else find Walsh’s discussion of Brandon Phillips’ dance moves disturbing? He said, in a dead serious way, “Brandon’s got some moves, now”. Walsh is known to man-crush now and again thouh lol.
Poodle
by Red_Poodle on Jun 17, 2009 1:08 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm drunk and just spent $40 on a cab ride home
I’ll post a wonderful recap of tonight’s festivities tomorrow. Long story short, I hate Mads for picking up the bill (not fair), I love my friends for staying through the last out, and I can’t believe that bastard stonewalled us all night. Oy vey indeed;.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 2:53 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Note
this message was posted nearly 2.5 hours after the rest of us parted ways with jch. Solo partying, dude?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 17, 2009 8:14 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, went back to the Levee and ran into some friends
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OF COURSE.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 17, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You got to have a mother for me
Now move your big ass round so I can work on that zipper baby.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 17, 2009 2:59 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Cherry injured?
Why else the Janish sighting?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 17, 2009 6:27 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He was hit in the arm...
so they took him out of the game after he scored, and Janish came in.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 7:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We have a new nickname
it’s not as catchy as Cherry Hudson Jr., but a girl in seats by us at the start of the game was talking about how she bought the shirt she was wearing because #4 was her favorite number and then referred to the player that wears that jersey in real life as “Brian Phelps.”
Other highlights:
- There was a text message question at the start of the game: “Which Reds player would you most like to go on the game The Amazing Race with?” Your options were: A. Micah Owings B. Willy Taveras C. Mike Lincoln and that’s it. Worst. choices. ever.
- Cougars were on the prowl last night, but they left their seats alone. Two 40-something ladies were hitting on every man in their section, and every man in their section eventually left. Ash was about to beat their asses when they started arguing that Ken Griffey Jr. would have thrown the runner out at the plate after Jay Bruce couldn’t.
- jch heckled Frenchy for most of the last 5 innings. He got no reaction. None.
- Ash’s iPhone saved us from impending doom. Being able to check the radar before the rain actually showed up allowed us to get to the Machine Room and get a table before the rest of the crowd piled in. She also predicted the 2nd rain delay. Of course, any schmuck with access to a radar could see it coming.
- Madville and Daughter #2 were quite friendly, though I find it odd that her name is actually Daughter #2. Madville is a hippy through and through. Oh, and thanks Mads for picking up the bill at Machine Room. I didn’t even realize the waitress had dropped it off.
- While the rain was coming down we were praying that the game would get called just so Willy’s streak would be in tact. Alas, he’s just started on a new streak. He’s 0 for his last 4!
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 17, 2009 8:25 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How many starts did that single buy him?
I’m guessing that even if he doesn’t reach base for the rest of the week, he’ll keep starting. Damnit.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 17, 2009 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What chu talkin' Gray?
Wily IS the centerfielder
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
About his wife, Nora; James Joyce
by Madville on Jun 17, 2009 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on Jun 17, 2009 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
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