Game 58 Thread 2: Natinals getting Pwnings'd
by Slyde on Jun 11, 2009 5:59 PM EDT
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PrintOwings is bending and not breaking, so far. The offense is doing just enough not to get fired. Kinda like me.
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BREAKING!
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 11, 2009 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
HAH!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 11, 2009 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions
YES
the baseball draft is STILL going on. Sorry it’s such a burden to you, Marty
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
Also
Rec’d
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 11, 2009 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions
He's trying to break his ankle
so he can be DL’d and get off of the team
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
i can't immagine that sliding helps in a force play at first base
seeing that hitting the ground slows you down. I want a study, with a pie chart.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Jun 11, 2009 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Of course it doesn't.
You can run through the base, so there’s no point in sliding.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Yeah, there's that...
but the throw on the play went to the other side of the bag.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Can we have our .370-hitting first baseman back now?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 6:07 PM EDT reply actions
There are an awful lot of people
Getting hit by pitches.
Is there a fight going on now?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 6:10 PM EDT reply actions
no, just a whole bunch
of crappy pitching
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
Blum up for the Astros
with men on first and second, two outs.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Blum with his second straight game-winning hit
Astros win in the 13th.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
is there such a thing
as an anti-rec?
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
Great
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
So was charles Whitman
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
by Madville on Jun 11, 2009 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Damn, I was trying to come up with something clever to say
And you just totally brought the house down.
A hundred rec’s for you sir.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 11, 2009 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions
So did Charles Whitman..but he was no Jay Bruce
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
He was trying out for backup shortstop, I think.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions
They have picked it up of late
They are only 5 games back now
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 11, 2009 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe Micah is like a closer
He prefers to have the game on the line every time he throws a pitch… seems like he is much better with runners on
That too
The fact that this is the Nats might have something to do with that too
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 11, 2009 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions
He's walked four, hit two, given up two singles...
but no runs.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I'll take it
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 11, 2009 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I think he probably does
Dusty’s going to send him back out regardless
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 11, 2009 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions
He' qualified for the win...but I'd still prefer to see what he could do either out of the pen
Or behind the bat…
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
Think Raymoan might be getting tired?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 6:18 PM EDT reply actions
Did I ever tell you guys about the time i was given acid before I took a plane from chicago O'Hare to Cincinnati
well…it was 1971 and……………………
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
you woke up wiht a computer and it was 2007?
Bloop
by justin007000 on Jun 11, 2009 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Excellent.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions
No that was the time I mergerd with my refridgerator
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
could be
but he is a slow runner as well.
by Outside Observer on Jun 11, 2009 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Seems like he hasn't been doing much lately offensively.
There was the 2-run homer when Maloney started, but that was about it the last six or seven games.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions
So was Charles Whitman.
http://web3.unt.edu/untpress/catalog/detail.cfm?ID=130
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
And there, Gray, is the trifecta
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 11, 2009 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions
The announcers haven't actually seen the teams' intra-division records, have they?
MIL 21-10
STL 19-15
CIN 20-16
CHI 17-17
PIT 13-21
HOU 12-13
How could they possibly argue that the Reds have done the best against other teams in the Central, and definitely they’re in a separate category with the Brewers?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
They're doing well...
but it’s stretching it to say they’ve been the best.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
they just kinda stay stuff.
you know thoughts bounce around in their head and come out without a filter, kinda like Joe Biden. Has he said anything crazy since i left?
Bloop
by justin007000 on Jun 11, 2009 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions
/madvill'd
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions
i sometimes wonder if madville is the saneist of us all
like he gets it.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Jun 11, 2009 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Lest you forget...insanity is in the mind of the rakeholder
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4b/The_Rake%27s_Progress_8.jpg
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
did you reply to the wrong thing?
Bloop
by justin007000 on Jun 11, 2009 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I have never replied to the wrong 'thin'...
Ever…do you understand ever
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
Umm...
Time to go to the bullpen, Dusty…
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 6:28 PM EDT reply actions
DRH would not be a bad choice to face Nick Johnson.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Too bad Dusty didn't have him warming up
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 11, 2009 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I always thought Trotsky was the first to go?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 11, 2009 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions
well i have a third reich walking tour tomorrow morning
and an 8:30 wake up call, it was nice to get this little taste of America (not that i need it, its only been 2 weeks), but i should get some sleep.
Goodnight all.
Bloop
How is his velocity?
Is it 90-91 or 93-94?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions
That usually means trouble.
He used to operate in the 93-94 range when he was good.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions
he was 91- 92 to ahead
then with soft stuff and got hit at 90.
mlb.tv anyway.
by Outside Observer on Jun 11, 2009 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Valparaiso Chile
Though soon to be in Peru. I came here to enjoy the glorious English language and Reds beisbol.
Aren't the Drews from there?
/Mid-major’d
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 11, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Stop watching.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions
that's what she said!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 11, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Shit balls Christian Guzman up
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 11, 2009 6:35 PM EDT reply actions
I believe I might be the only person to ever type that
and mean it
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 11, 2009 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Beeeeeeeeeepppp.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmmm too bad they don't have any infielders on the bench to play
Beware of the toothpick, it knows what you're thinking.
That pitcher who could play shortstop.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions
woah
got a ground ball. could have been a dp or a play at home.
by Outside Observer on Jun 11, 2009 6:38 PM EDT reply actions
I will take only one run scoring there.
Considering the mess we were in.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Some how, the Reds still lead
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 11, 2009 6:39 PM EDT reply actions
Who's going to hit for Burton..
oh wait Rosy is up..he gets on the Burton bunts…
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
They have 15 wins
Dunn has more HRs
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 11, 2009 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions
This may become one of the more interesting races of the baseball season.
Can Adam Dunn hit more HRs than the Nats win total?
I say yes.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 11, 2009 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I would put money on this.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 11, 2009 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I had forgotten about Fisher...
He also would have been a better choice than Burton.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
/Janish'd
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions
you ain't the only one
Dusty: Who else we got besides Burton…Danny Boy but he’s a lefty.."
Dick"You got me on that on, Skip."
Dusty" Jannis…no wait he plays catcher.."
Dick’Better go with Burty,’
Dusty"Ok..send hin in"
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
It's not that hard to find better choices than Burton.
Basically, everyone except Lincoln and the starters was a better choice.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Any clue what's wrong with him..
Tipping pitches? No movement? Lost some velocity?
Beware of the toothpick, it knows what you're thinking.
I think it's lost velocity.
He used to work in the 93-94 range. He’s now in the 90-91 range.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions
he did ok
shouldn’t really have given up a run if jerry had come home.
by Outside Observer on Jun 11, 2009 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Is Marty back in the bar?
Cowboy by himself is so painful to hear.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
sMarty is punishing RR for being uppitty...
Grit your teeth…
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
Anyone else worried that if we complete this sweep
Then we also complete the cycle and get swept by the Royals?
no, thank goodness
we might actually take a couple from them
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
Awesome
I will be out of internet range till next Tuesday, I’d LOVE to be in first next time I check RR
Dusty has it all figured out not to worry
When this is all over he’s going fishin’
Hell I might join him.
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
Someone photochop a toothpick in that fishes mouth
Beware of the toothpick, it knows what you're thinking.
At least
We will have a DH in interleague play vs the Royals. Naturally, it would be Gomes with Dickerson in left
Naturally it will be Hanigan with rosales at First Base
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
Fisher.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Theres over a millions reasons close to 2 million i hear why
Beware of the toothpick, it knows what you're thinking.
Yet this team always seems to have them.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Man, you got to take a moment to stop and appreciate this team.
Yeah the pitching can be frustrating. Yeah, the hitting is abysmal. Yeah, we’ve lost some games we absolutely should’ve won. But it’s mid-June, and we are 2 1/3 innings from being a half game out. All is right in the world.
Well, a half game away from all being right in the world.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 11, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Does his former team good.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Austin Kearns is dreadful.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 11, 2009 7:03 PM EDT reply actions
I just never was an Austin fan
When he was with the reds he for sure showed promise but I just never got that excited by him .I know that he was at one time revered at RR cause when i first started posting her there was a lot of bitterness cause he and Lopez were traded. but neither of them struck me as that good. Kinda hits me like EdE does, although he’s actually had better years..but something was amiss with all 3 of those guys… don’t know exactly how to say it..but they neither seemed like they were gonna be at dunn’s level, or that they had a burning desire to win (now i’m editorializing0
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
The Ray King Fat Ass
Got in the way of a very promising career. After getting sat on by Ray King in a home plate collision, Kearns was never the same again.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Tavarez > Taveras.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 7:07 PM EDT reply actions
Nice.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Jesus i should be doing some work but..its not often i get to see another red's CF
completely fail as a hitter and leadoff guy…
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
Thus far, Taveras
Has gone 0-for-June.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
The way Cowboy just described that Gomes foul, you'd think he's the Incredible Hulk
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 11, 2009 7:12 PM EDT reply actions
You do have to realize that the Reds' announcers are probably amazed by anyone who shows offensive abilityy
at this point
This is true
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 11, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
clownboy.....talk about sad
He confessed last night that his life long dream was ’To be a baseball announcer"
this from a guy who struck fear into the hearts of opposing batters as a monster closer"
Guy looks like ’an evangelical supermarket manager" on soapers.
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
Who this guy?
Noooooooooo. Not a chance.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 11, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
this is the guy i was referring to -
Now bring your love offering down to Register on aisle 4…come on now reach in those pockets..your gifting is the only way we can continue this broadcast….
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
I could write a song - 'Going to a Jay-Go, everybody, going to a Gay-Jo....wait aminute that's not right
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
Welp, that sucks.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 11, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions
Raymoan gots to be getting tired too
too bad they keep Wilkin up…he could have given us a few good innings to give Hanigan a break and leave hernia at 1st…you keep his bat fresh…What’s that…Jannis is the #3 catcher…Oh it all makes sense now..in a Dusty kind of way.
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
This having runners on base thing...
Is getting really tiresome.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions
Jesus..time to slip out, catch some chow and work on a screen play
Catch you guys after the WIN.
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
Is Stormy coming in now?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions
DRH.
Hmm.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope, this sexy midget
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 11, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Farns...so you're into smurfy guys...
Justin’s friend might be available for coffee…oops the bus is leaving gotta go.
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
One of the true joys of this series
has been getting to see just how small Danny Ray is in person. So tiny. Before the game, he was walking out to the bullpen with Burton and Fisher, and just looked kinda like a kid in the Make-a-Wish program. I yelled his name really loud, and he looked over at me sort of confused and annoyed. And small.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 11, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
My dad bumped into Owings, Burton and DRH at a downtown bar
about about a month ago. We’re small people (my dad and I are both 5-7) and he said Owings was like a mountain … then Danny Ray popped up, looked at my dad, and said ‘Hey, there is someone smaller than me here.’ My old man said he’s barely 5-8 or 5-9. Only professional athlete the old man’s ever been able to look directly in the face without craning his neck.
I think I could take him in basketball.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 12, 2009 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Gomes came up last inning.
Nix switched in for him.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Uh oh.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions
Fuck. Shit Damn.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 11, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions
What?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
The single.
Put runners on 1st and 2nd but then the Nats bunted
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 11, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Wooo. Fucking bunting.
2 more
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 11, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions
Well crap. Bases loaded for Zimmerman.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 11, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions
Crap.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions
Bring in a right handed pitcher.
I was actually wondering why they left DRH in to face a right-handed batter (Gonzalez) who hits .400 off LHP.
Then I remembered. Masset is unavailable because Dusty had to use him for two innings last night because he screwed up the whole Coco thing.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 7:31 PM EDT reply actions
He might be kind of tired...
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Throw a strike, please.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 7:34 PM EDT reply actions
WE ARE GOING TO LOSE TO WASHINGTON!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 11, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions
Can we end this inning now?
Thank you.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 7:38 PM EDT reply actions
Is 'Under Pressure' really playing while Elijah Dukes is coming to bat?
That’s awesome.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 11, 2009 7:38 PM EDT reply actions
Yep
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 11, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Here's hoping for number 16 then
And maybe Agon gets another double and then Rosie and can get him in
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 11, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
did BP deserve the error?
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It's not really Rosales's error
BP took the throw from Gonzalez and was in a tough position to make the DP. Even a perfect throw probably wouldn’t have gotten Zimmerman. Instead, he had Alberto Gonzalez barrelling in on him, making a good, hard slide in second. The throw bounced a good 8-10 feet in front of Rosales. Perhaps a Gold Glove first baseman comes up with it on the bounce, but Rosales had no chance. It was a bad throw, and a bad decision to even make the throw.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 11, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
That was selective.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions
Ah well crap.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions
Well fuck
We played like shit for three days and came out with two wins. Still it’s unbelievable that they lost today. And inexcusable.
yeah this is my thought
only because they are playing the Nots can they get away with 2 wins while playing like this. fuck man.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 11, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
The offense is doing just enough not to get fired.
Perfect summation of the season so far… without Votto in the lineup its almost like they give up sound hitting as soon as they put a run or two on the board. They need Joey and Jay’s bats back very soon if they expect to contend in the NL Central because I’m not sure how long this bullpen can pitch as well as they are.
60% of the time it works everytime
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