Game 58 Thread 2: RAIN? SRSLY? With three outs to go?
by Slyde on Jun 10, 2009 9:35 PM EDT
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Reds lead 2-0 before the rain forces the tarp onto the field in the bottom of the ninth. The Nats have a man on first with no outs. We'll see what happens.
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First?
What, is everyone asleep?
Mike Lincoln should have been released on June 8.
I Lost My Horse In Maine
True story.
Mike Lincoln should have been released on June 8.
by Senor Pez on Jun 10, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Can we keep complaining about the offense?
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions
What offense?
And what have we ever let stop us from complaining?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Ok, I needed that
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I think GG just said a prayer
“That will always be his record, forever and ever, amen.”
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
/randytravis'd
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Thanks for the new thread
Yesterday’s 500 post game thread was slower than molasses. Flowing uphill. In January.
Rain delay in the bottom of the ninth. Unreal.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
yeah, I don't mean for that stuff to happen
but sometimes I get pulled away from the computer and forget to check back. Tonight, I was just stalling for the end of the game.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Is everyone wearing a shirt?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions
yeah
But I’m not wearing any pants.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
That makes two of us
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Bubba, if you're not wearing pants
you probably don’t want to meet jch
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Boom! Pregnant!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Your ass is gonna have twins at this point
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
they're wearing skirts, too?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
It's a skort
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh really?
You’ve moved away from the Nadal-Capri pants, then?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
It's June, Ash
Capris are for April and May only.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, who wants all of that crotch sweat?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
But it's an unseasonably cool June, especially in northern BF Ohio.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
No it's rainy here.
They’re flood pants now. And that ain’t hot.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Please tell me she's kidding farney
I like you too much to picture a Nadal look alike.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
I know, he facebook'd me :P
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
That's right I look like a midget stalker.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Luckily, I'm a midget
How YOU doin’?
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Not bad. You seen my girl Bridgett? Bitch owes me money.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
God as my witness I've met her
And have a hilarious vid of her somewhere from when she came in.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Are animals in the video?
If so I MUST see it. If not, I still want to see it.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait, she owes you money?
That seems illogical, and therefore hilarious.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
Ash, you, when a man and a woman and a mule
really love each other …
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I think I can safely assume there is at least one word missing somewhere in there...
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
Nope, that's how I meant it to look
/cloaked in mystery
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I wish.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
That's sexy.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Shirt yes, pants no
Get some.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
ANYONE WHO CALLS THE BANANA PHONE IS A MOUTH BREATHER!!!!!
/Picks up phone
//Exhales
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions
Rockies Take the Lead Over Brewers
3-2, Top 5, 1 out, 1 on second.
Mike Lincoln should have been released on June 8.
I'm guessing it'll be at least 11
before they start back up.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Jimmy O!
WE MET THAT GUY!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
They just had Jim O'Toole on FSN
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah, it was a taped thing that was part of their rain delay coverage
They were talking about the WS that he pitched in against Whitey Ford (‘61 I think?), and he was at the Reds HOF. He’s not at the game, I wouldn’t think.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope, it was a live shot from Terry's Turf Club
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
1-800-ASS-HOLE
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
seriously
’nukkah is at the game and wants to know
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 10, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm listening to it now, I'll let you know when they say it
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Call 1800-THE-BIG1
and ask them. That’s 700 WLW.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
513-749-7000 will get you to the studio
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
This man is an IDIOT!!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions
Seems to be a recurring trend
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, apparently Brendan's trying to get in
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, it won't
This dude was just especially moronic.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
That would be amazing.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
my god, that would be so full of win.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Any good quotationz?
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions
A few
“Curiousity was framed. Stupidity killed the cat.”
“That so few dare to be eccentric, marks the chief danger of our time” — John Stewart Mill
“It is not certain that everything is uncertain.” — Blaise Pascal
“I wish to live without hate, jealousy, envy, and fear. I wish to be simple, honest, frank, natural, clean in mind and clean in body…to face any obstacle and meet every difficulty unabashed and unafraid.” — Elbert Hubbard
“There’s no shame in being a pariah.” — Marge Simpson
“No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we’re looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn’t test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of poer.” — P.J. O’Rourke
“Well, whenever I’m confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions.” — Grampa Simpson
And my favorite:
“Don’t let your brain interfere with your heart.” — Albert Einstein
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
some of my favorites
“We share half our genes with the banana. This is a fact more evident in some of my acquaintances than others.” – Robert May
“A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.” – Will Rogers
Protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
“Anyone who believes exponential growth can go on forever in a finite world is either a madman or an economist.” – Kenneth Boulding
“A man once told me to walk with the Lord. I’d rather walk with the bases loaded.” – Ken Singleton
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I'll join
“My greatness is like the Pythagorean Theorem, there is no answer” Shaquile O’neil (c^2 is the actual answer)
“Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face” Mike Tyson
“Its dangerous to read and not understand what you are reading” Mike Tyson
by Dave from Louisville on Jun 10, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
that is not really what I would call the answer to the Pythagorean theorem
Depends on what you are solving for.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
using the more typical a, b, and c
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
posted too soon
c = the square root of (a^2 + b^2).
I think Shaq must have meant Fermat’s last theorem, not the Pythagorean theorem. Except Fermat’s last theorem has been solved, too. Took hundreds of years, but it’s been solved.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
When he played in the Athens Olympics
a reporter asked him if he had visited the Parthenon. He said that he didn’t because he didn’t hit any clubs.
He wasn't so focused on his studies while in college.
Then again, he’s probably been exposed to more of that stuff than most MLB players, just by being around a college campus.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
he did go back to school
and get his degree.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
no, but
He probably heard about them.
And I suspect someone tried to teach him the Pythagorean theorem at some point. I worked as a math tutor in high school and college, and it often involved trying to teach jockstraps algebra so they wouldn’t lose their eligibility.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
You're overthinking this. It seems to be a character flaw. :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
it's not a flaw
It’s a feature!
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Well at least Harang can't go back in after the rain delay..
Beware of the toothpick, it knows what you're thinking.
Josh Fogg Up In the Rockies Bullpen
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mike Lincoln should have been released on June 8.
this dumb old man needs to shut the F up
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 10, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions
Dayton Dragons and uh, Dayton, and the next Homer Bailey, and, uh, our stadium is really nice, and, uh,
I love the Dragons …
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
what he say??
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
he asked them which prospects they liked in Dayton
and rambled on about how Dayton’s stadium is so nice and they sell out every game and Marty and Jeff know next to nothing about prospects.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 10, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey Turtle are you there?
<img src=“http://www.cellfoam.com/local%20root/Banana-Cheer-web.jpg”
This idiot wants sMarty on the TV…
he loves clownboy’s pitching insights… if you listen long enough Reagan you’ll begin to realize that clownboy just keeps saying the same thing over and over and over…
This guy sounds like me before I found RED RPORTER
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
TURTLE CHECK OUT THIS LINK
http://www.cellfoam.com/local%20root/Banana-Cheer-web.jpg
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
I, seriously, think Marty hates the banana phone
and I can’t blame him.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions
I think Marty hates anything that interferes with his agenda.
Including tHong and clownboy at times.
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
Wait. Since when has he been listening to Marty?
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
That's it.
Chemical castration should be legalized.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions
man
there is nothing more aneurysm-inducing than old guys talking about golf.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 10, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions
The rain is pummelling the tarp..and sMarty is at his wits end...
Call the fucking game umps…Christ on a hubcap.
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
Tejada led off the bottom of the 9th with a single.
Pence, CLee, and Berkman due up!
Reds fan for 40 years!
CLee with a fly-out to Center
Tejada to 3rd, one out! Lance – the REDS killer – Berkman now up!
Reds fan for 40 years!
yeah i just changed it over to WGN
in time to see Blum win it. lurvs me some cheap thrills.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 10, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
ARod works a BB from Papelbon with one out in the ninth, Red Sox up 6-5
If I post this on Over the Monster, will they be angry?
Blood is flowing to my peepee.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you wearing pants?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Was. Not anymore
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
this whole pants thing sounds vaguley pornographic
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
Let us know when you're done.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Word has it that Votto has been taking batting practice and fielding the last 2 days and will be back soon.
Other news says EE is far worse than expected and will need surgery to correct his wrist and most likely is out of the season.
Look for the offense to get healthy when Votto comes back.
hahaha, rec'd
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
green'd, well done
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
been taking batting practice
Doesn’t mean “will be back soon.”
They still don’t have a date set for his return.
And they might send him on a rehab assignment first.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Runner on with Counsel pinch hitting...
And popping out
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
Ensure and Hennessy?
What. The. Fuck?
This is what they talk about on the Banana Phone?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
What is worse that the B-phone is Scott Sloan on WLW
he’s been rambling on about how great the team is without Dunn, and how crummy a fielder Dunn is…boy where do they get these guys..
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
At whatever bar serves Ensure and Hennessy cocktails, apparently.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
Sloanie is one of the greatest people I know
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
He may be a great guy but he is horrible radio personality and a spots midget.
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
He has a personality to live up to
Not unlike Willie. I get why people don’t like them but if you ever have the chance to get to know them it’s funny. They’re essentially voice actors.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
you are scaring me
I’ve met Willie..sorry but that guy is a major dick. Nothing redeeming about the Great American.
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
My humanizing Willie moment
He’s always “on” to be sure. But I was helping with his home stuff one day and his son showed with kids in tow. When his grandchildren ran up yelling “papa!” he turned into the same slobbering mess my parents turn into when I take my kids to see them. I chuckled and when he turned around and asked, “what?” I responded with “just funny to see Cincinnati’s most reviled talk show host show a softer side”. He laughed, I laughed, it was funny. In my time spent with him I can say he’s a good/great human being, only constrained by the persona he has to live up to every day.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
We are all conflicted by job vs family personas - (except Slyde)
Like Sloan he may be a good guy…but…I don’t know how he can spew such trash as he does and still ultimately be a great human being..don’t know…just sayin’…
Sloan is in no way vile and crass he just is misinformed about the Reds and baseball in general.
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
Sloan's a huge hockey guy
And you’re dead on with the persona angle, although I would expand it to classes of friends, etc. I’m completely different in a professional setting than I am amongst friends, as it should be. If you’re the same in both arenas, something is wrong IMO.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
I know what I'm ordering at Bard's tomorrow
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
THIS
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
If they'll make it I'll give it a run
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
dollar?
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Who says I won't bring my own?
WIN BITCHES.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
I'm pretty sure that carrying around your own Ensure = Fail.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
Not when I get my dollar and eat it in front of you, bitch :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
You're gonna eat a dollar?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Might as well, you could put it on the Bardzilla and he wouldn't even notice
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
As I puke I'll ask, "FTH is that green shit?"
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Phillies and Mets tied at 4 in the 10th.
Carlos Beltran just struck out.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Crazy catch by Jason Werth
of a David Wright line drive to the outfield. As the announcer said, if he missed the catch, the runner on first would have scored. But he dove for it and, with full extension, caught it just off of the ground.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
so...
how long until Dusty sits T-Virus in favor of C-Dick?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 10, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions
All that for a 1-year guy who the Reds probably won't resign?
I’ll pass.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Holiday is coming on
Matt Holliday has been on a tear since May 5th, walking more than he’s striking out with an OPS of .989. The A’s have heated up, too. Their seven game win streak ended last night, but they’re only 6.5 games out, so they’ll have to fall off if Holliday’s going to hit the market.
Not for a half season of Holliday, they won't
And I don’t see what the A’s would want with Dickerson.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
The Mets have this neat graphic tool
that compares where the catcher sets up his glove to where the pitch comes. I mean, it just circles each location, but still neat.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
So do we, we call him Slyde
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Not just a tool, but a graphic tool
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
This may be a dumb question
What happens if this game cannot be completed tonight?
Do they play the rest tomorrow morning? Is the game called with us the victors?
I always forget this every time the rain comes.
by Dave from Louisville on Jun 10, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions
That's racist!
(Why they gotta be black Crowes?)
by Brendanukkah on Jun 10, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
You're here!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
im pretty sure
they’ll finish it tomorrow right before the 4:30 start. probably finish this one starting at 4:30 and then start the next one directly after.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 10, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Why wouldn't it be called for the Reds...its a complete game?
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
That's what I thought happened
And the whole 9th inning would be wiped from the records.
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
I pretty certain that is correct except I don't think they
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
Have you noticed that the carpet needs a haircut?
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
I think they changed the rules on this
It used to be like that. Now they just play the rest of the game the next day.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
This is what I thought happened
This is obviously not a dunb question, if there is disagreement among us baseball geniuses.
by Dave from Louisville on Jun 10, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Some one call Scott Sloan...was jch knows him...
Call and find out J.
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
Holy Crap, it was a WILLLLLD night.
The stadium ran out of beer.
…and?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
Riots ensued?
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
No, apparently not.
The Reds won that night, though.
That guy is a helluva story teller.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
He's 22 dude
Answer this question honesly — what were you doing at 22? Did you have any grasp on the world around you at all? And better yet did you have to go to work every day in front of 20,000 people hoping not to fuck up?
I’m willing to cut him some slack. He’s performing at a level (and I don’t mean baseball) at 22 that I couldn’t imagine. And I’m 32.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
At 22 I was on the road playing music, involved with certain illegal activities and chasing skirts
I agree with jch – and I’m fucking 60.
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
Yup, Adam Dunn being gone is the reason this team is over .500
It has nothing to do with pitching.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
I was thinking more along the lines of Masset and Rhodes...
I just think it’s ludicrous to imply that the reason this team is winning games is because Adam Dunn is gone. Our offense is nonexistent. We’re winning because of our pitching, and yes, Micah Owings is part of that, however league-average he might be.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
good portion of the pitching improvement
is actually the defense improving- and Micah Owings as dramatically improved the 5 th starter situation. And the offense is almost scoring runs at the exact pace as last year.
So we agree that the pitching has improved dramatically?
I like Owings, don’t get me wrong, and yes, he has improved our #5 slot because it (and arguably the #4 slot) was occupied by pitchers who shouldn’t be in major league uniforms. Defense, if it has improved, has improved everywhere, not just in left field, so that’s not on Dunn.
Adam Dunn is also not the reason the Nationals blow.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
Ignorant Banana-Phone Adam Dunn Comment #65
Is incorporated herein by reference.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
The Brewers got a leadoff double...
at least, a Fielder popup dropped in the outfield. But they failed to score. Colorado still up 4-2.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
NEVER LET ANYONE FROM KALIDA TALK ABOUT BASEBALL!!!!
Get this guy off the phone.
Kalida is a basketball town.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions
Whaaaaat?
[Manny] Ramirez told reporters Tuesday: "I didn’t kill nobody, I didn’t rape nobody, so that’s it. I’m just going to come and play the game."
That’s true, I guess. …but wow.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
I wouldn’t be so sure about that
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep, I heard that and laughed.
I was actually surprised the media didn’t jump all over him for that. For once, I’m glad they didn’t.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm using that from now on:
Cop pulls me over doing 76 in a 35 zone – “Hey, I didn’t kill or rape anybody.”
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
I...
Ain’t got nobody…
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
To rape or kill?
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Rain Delay rules from Wikipedia
- If the game has completed the bottom half of the 5th inning and either team is ahead, the game can be deemed an official game. The the leading team is declared the winner, and the game officially counts in standings.
- If the game has completed the 5th inning, and the teams are tied, the game is considered suspended, and the resumption of the game is scheduled for a future date (usually the following day). The game picks up from where it left off.
So that means they can call it and not have to continue it tomorrow, right?
Find me on MySpace- http://www.myspace.com/mixfmkyle
Hey Calen
I’m hitting the sack. Can’t wait to wake up tomorrow and read about how Mike Lincoln blew the save after a lengthy rain delay.
DP gets them out of it.
Any idea who’s up in the bottom of the 9th?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Things going South for the Brewers...
Seems to be due to Huston Street.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
all in all a good job by Phil Cuzzi
He and the Yost went at it hard and he shived the Brewers for a while.
SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THE ROSALES DROOLING!!!!
I’m so sick and tired of this shit. I like Adam. I hate all you assholes slobbering all over him.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions
The fucking Cincinnati media and their raging boner for Adam Rosales.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
No. Not Adam.
The mindless cock slapping by the media. I like Adam. I don’t like the cock slapping.
One final time: Adam — OK; cock slapping — bad
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
"Yeah, well you're not allowed to rent here anymore!"
YEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
I love Adam Rosales.
He is the snacks.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I have nothing against Adam.
It’s all the idiotic praise he gets for being an average player.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I prefer females.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't get it
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
I left
D was still there at 10:15. She may still be there now.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 10, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
If she's still there...
we could presumably hear her heckling.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
She'll probably just be happy that the people in front of us with umbrellas left
by Brendanukkah on Jun 11, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
you couldn't move
somewhere else?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
But he wants the save!
He’s been throwing every half an hour since the delay started!
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Therefore the pitcher gets to do what the pitcher wants to do...just ask Adam Harang
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
Holy Shit
Jim Day said on Twitter Cordero warming up in pen…Hes been in 5 of last 6 games….
Find me on MySpace- http://www.myspace.com/mixfmkyle
I saw Dusty's twin today...
he works for UPS…
guy was a dead wringer for him..
I asked him if anyone had ever said he looked like Dusty and he said you should see me when I have a toothpick..
Nobody listens to Andrew
Did he have bad ass brown fistbands?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
no but he looked more like dusty than dusty does...
if he comes back I’ll get his picture
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 10, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Cordero taking the ball after this delay could easily end in a quick loss.
Great strategy Dusty.
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
Cordero taking the ball after this delay...
Could easily end in a stick poking session, astounding neglect/misdiagnosis of the injury, then season-ending surgery.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't like it either...how about masset...
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 10, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Dusty
is a fucking idiot
"Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.
by cesarhernandez on Jun 10, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions
Why the fuck is he back out there
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
There is nobody left in the stands at this ballgame. Wow.
And awesome, two runners on. No outs.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
how long was the delay?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Wow!
Really? That long. Huh, worse than I thought.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Like an hour and 45 minutes or something
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Shit shit shit shit shit
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions
I would rather have...
The Gettysburg Address read to us from the mound by our 16th President than this.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions
Flag anyone?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Shit
There’s a run.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions
Fuckin' A - Cordero you moron
Dusty who the hell is in charge you or the pitchers
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
Fuck.
Fuck this bullshit Dusty. Fuck this.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Yep, fly ball ties this shit up
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Fucking shit damn piss
Dammed fucking sonofabitch shit fucking idiot dusty.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions
This is looking like extra innings at the very best
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
At least we saved Mike Lincoln to lose the game for us.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
FUCK YOU DUSTY!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions
Dusty
can go eat a dick
"Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.
by cesarhernandez on Jun 10, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions
There goes the streak.
Great call on this
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
If I'm Aaron Harang, I'm gonna stab Dusty in the fucking face
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Another one ruined for Harang
This one by the ’pen
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
Dusty.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
You're all right
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
This one's on Dusty
Maybe the worst decision he’s made this year.
This is also on the offense for scoring two runs.
Who was asking for questionable decisions by Dusty Baker a few days ago?
Here you go.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
Right.
“Execrable” is probably about right.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously
How on earth can anyone have thought this was a good idea?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Beeeeeeeeepppppp.....
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Is Peanut Butter Mouth back managing the team tonight?
This is retarded.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
My guess is that Coco wanted to do it and Dusty acquiesced
out #2
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
Coco's not in charge.
Dusty’s in charge. Dick Pole should be fired.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Fuck dude, I almost want us to lose this one now so Dusty can be held accountable
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Should have brought Masset in after the delay. Damn, I had this down as a win. Cubs lost. Would be nice to win this one.
Should have brought anyone in after the delay.
Lincoln could have got 3 outs without giving up 2 runs. Seriously.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
No kidding
Ball was inside all the way
"Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.
by cesarhernandez on Jun 10, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
This could hurt the bullpen a lot more than if
we had just put someone else in.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I think Johnson should just hit a HR
And end this here.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 11:50 PM EDT reply actions
It's the Attorney General
Holy crap, who knew he could hit.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Boy Harang must be pissed, but he did the same thing last game he pitched...
So fuck all 3 of them for being so old school stupid.
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
Go find the Dippin' Dots guy first.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Can't pitch Cordero more than three outs but 2 hours is fine
DUMB AS HELLL!
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions
Hey, looks like a couple of skanks decided to stick out the delay
Good to know.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Skaggs?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Then Brendan must be dressed for success
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Yeah, this thing is going 16 innings now, book it.
And, the Reds will not win this game. Bold prediction.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Who are you, Jay Bruce?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
The umps were drinking Ensure and Hennessy cocktails during the delay.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
We will have pics of this, I will do it
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Yeah, let's trade Lincoln for Albert Pujols while we're at it
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Lincoln will lose it for us.
Bring him in for the bottom of the 10th. Get it over with.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Next Bizarro move: Bring in Lincoln to pinch hit for Cordero
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 11:56 PM EDT reply actions
Dusty wants this to end
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Maybe we'll finally discover the sound of one hand clapping
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I like the guy standing behind home plate
at what point does he leave or sit down? The 13th inning?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Hey Dusty's Brain...
Did you keep Cordero in there because you figured that Cordero was up third in the 10th, and you didn’t want to waste a pinch hitter on him?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions
What the fuck ? He just looked at six pitches?
Were those bad calls?
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 11, 2009 12:00 AM EDT reply actions
He could be a cubist.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
The ump is all over the place with his Strike Zone
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
If anybody but Lincoln comes in here...
this one goes to 13.
Otherwise, it will end soon.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
That's the best case scenario, I think
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
So Taveras staying in the game?
Dusty’s craptacular management usually gets sublimated by the bad offense, but games like this are a reminder that he’s sometimes clueless about really fundamental things.
Why in the fuck would you put Hairston-TAveras one-two on any team above AA???
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 11, 2009 12:03 AM EDT reply actions
NOW YOU PUT MASSET IN
YOU’RE TRYING TO MAKE ME BREAK MY TV AREN’T YOU DUSTY
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Probably left Cordero in because he's a "player's manager."
In other words, worried about the player’s stats more than the team’s winning. Which makes him an asshat.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
Its late and I'm getting cranky
I could kill some one – hewart of the Nats up and poor Nick Massett gets stuck cleaning up Coco and Distbrain’s mess…I could kill someone 
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
Um, perhaps you didn't hear about Washington today
by Brendanukkah on Jun 11, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
A guy walked into the Holocaust Museum with a rifle and opened fire
He killed a security guard.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 11, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
That guy held a couple members of the Federal Reserve hostage in the early '80s
Couldn’t believe that. I mean, we all hate inflation, but wow.
by ken on Jun 11, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
yeah!
Let’s see what it is like to be on the receiving end of a Dunn strike out looking in extra innings
Yes
His other song is Metallica’s version of “Turn the Page.”
by Brendanukkah on Jun 11, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, obviously there are no straps
so either she has a strapless bra or more likely the shirt has something bra-like built in.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Some girls don't need bras
These girls are very cool.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
either that
Or they have silicon boobs, that stay up by themselves with no bra required. ;-)
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Hanigan, Masset and for those about to rock
I salute you
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 11, 2009 12:07 AM EDT reply actions
How does that chick have a beer?
Didn’t they stop selling booze like 3 hours ago?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
There's a beer garden across the street
Maybe she brought it in from there. There’s also a restaurant in center field, they might be able to still sell booze.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 11, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
I want a game recap that truly reflects the embitterment herein
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 11, 2009 12:08 AM EDT reply actions
Check the born on date
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 11, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
How about this.
Jay Bruce home run. Yaaaay!
FuckshitdamnsonofabitchshitpissfuckingshitforbrainsDustydiddley-poofuckshitcrapdamnsonofabitch.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd for the effort
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Man, I was really looking forward to the game recap too
“Jay Bruce hit a home run.”
The end.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 11, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
The above post should have been the game ender...but no.............
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
0 for 20.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
think he is swinging for the fences??
patented 360 swing coming up
Getting ready for Augusta.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
How does Taveras compare to CPat circa this time last year?
I’m guess not favorably on OPS lines
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 11, 2009 12:13 AM EDT reply actions
1 for 28 ? This is the Wily I worried about when we signed him
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
This pitcher is built like me.
He’s listed at 6’4", 180, which seems kind of high.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Ugggh why did you swing at that BP?
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 11, 2009 12:14 AM EDT reply actions
It was a strike
If you use non-Euclidean geometry.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
He really looks ready to swing at anything plateward
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 11, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Looking for a Daynce Mix.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 12:16 AM EDT reply actions
I think it's possible to hand count the fans
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 11, 2009 12:16 AM EDT reply actions
Apparently, Nix will swing at anything, too.
Are we going to get another thread?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
the umpire is possibly causing some of the hacking.
he is everywhere
by dusty's Brain on Jun 11, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Do we need one?
How long is this gonna drag out?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
This one's over 500
and it depends on whether Lincoln is up.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Please do.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Maybe I'll just put up the recap
Then edit it to reflect what actually happens.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 11, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Better swing at anything that doesn't hit you.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Hernanadez needs to be patient - Maybe McDougal will hit him
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
See comment above.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
This sucks
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 11, 2009 12:20 AM EDT reply actions
How many times do we have to do this?
This is starting to look more and more like 2007, where we lost 50 games in the first half, and in the majority of those games we were leading in the 5th inning or later.
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
Alright
By popular demand, and hopes of jinxing this thing to a conclusion, new threadz.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Fuck-a-duck on christmas eve...I'm getting pretty tired
HHHmmmmm maybe its time for a Corona!\I think Mrs. M. has some in the old fridge…lets see….turket…milk, yogurts, strange green moldy shit…aha – Corona
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
How's that turket?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
anyone know if we are getting Greinke this weekend
i would actually like to see him pitch? the only way i would want to watch a royals game.
I belive he's supposed to pitch tomorrow
So we’re just gonna miss him.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
You're kind of sounding like Brian B.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Nope, we miss him.
We get Hochevar, Davies, and Bannister
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Just nuke it Dusty and I'll know you're actaully insane
Arroyo in at C, Nix pitching — leave CF open
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 11, 2009 12:24 AM EDT reply actions
Put Owings in CF.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Bring Taveras in to be "Pitcher's Assistant"
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 11, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Another terrible call
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 11, 2009 12:27 AM EDT reply actions
Which one?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
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