Game 58 Thread 2: RAIN? SRSLY? With three outs to go?

Banana Phone!

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jun 10, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I have a little story for you, Marty.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

One time, I killed a drifter . . .

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Jun 10, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

First?

What, is everyone asleep?

Mike Lincoln should have been released on June 8.

by Senor Pez on Jun 10, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

SRSLY?

by jsl413 on Jun 10, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Oh my God, I have to turn this audio off.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Oh Dear God please deliver me from:

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I Lost My Horse In Maine

True story.

Mike Lincoln should have been released on June 8.

by Senor Pez on Jun 10, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

So where's the party?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Can we keep complaining about the offense?

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

What offense?

And what have we ever let stop us from complaining?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ok, I needed that

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think GG just said a prayer

“That will always be his record, forever and ever, amen.”

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jun 10, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

/randytravis'd

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thanks for the new thread

Yesterday’s 500 post game thread was slower than molasses. Flowing uphill. In January.

Rain delay in the bottom of the ninth. Unreal.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 10, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

yeah, I don't mean for that stuff to happen

but sometimes I get pulled away from the computer and forget to check back. Tonight, I was just stalling for the end of the game.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jun 10, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Is everyone wearing a shirt?

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

yeah

But I’m not wearing any pants.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 10, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That makes two of us

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Bubba, meet JCH

…and Farney, apparently.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Bubba, if you're not wearing pants

you probably don’t want to meet jch

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jun 10, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's a good point.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Boom! Pregnant!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I need to stop hanging around JCH so much.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Your ass is gonna have twins at this point

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That sounds painful.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

they're wearing skirts, too?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 10, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ahahaha. I see what you did there.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's a skort

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh really?

You’ve moved away from the Nadal-Capri pants, then?

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's June, Ash

Capris are for April and May only.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah, who wants all of that crotch sweat?

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jun 10, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

But it's an unseasonably cool June, especially in northern BF Ohio.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

No it's rainy here.

They’re flood pants now. And that ain’t hot.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Please tell me she's kidding farney

I like you too much to picture a Nadal look alike.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

She's kidding.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I know, he facebook'd me :P

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's right I look like a midget stalker.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Luckily, I'm a midget

How YOU doin’?

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not bad. You seen my girl Bridgett? Bitch owes me money.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

God as my witness I've met her

And have a hilarious vid of her somewhere from when she came in.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Are animals in the video?

If so I MUST see it. If not, I still want to see it.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wait, she owes you money?

That seems illogical, and therefore hilarious.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ash, you, when a man and a woman and a mule

really love each other …

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think I can safely assume there is at least one word missing somewhere in there...

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nope, that's how I meant it to look

/cloaked in mystery

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

aka drinking at work

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I wish.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's sexy.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Shirt yes, pants no

Get some.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

ANYONE WHO CALLS THE BANANA PHONE IS A MOUTH BREATHER!!!!!

/Picks up phone
//Exhales

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Rockies Take the Lead Over Brewers

3-2, Top 5, 1 out, 1 on second.

Mike Lincoln should have been released on June 8.

by Senor Pez on Jun 10, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I'm guessing it'll be at least 11

before they start back up.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

what's the count

what’s the count on willingham

by turntwo21 on Jun 10, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

2-2

by jsl413 on Jun 10, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

2-2

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jun 10, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

TWOTWOTWOTWOTWOTWOTWO

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Jimmy O!

WE MET THAT GUY!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Who?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

They just had Jim O'Toole on FSN

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Was he in the stands?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nah, it was a taped thing that was part of their rain delay coverage

They were talking about the WS that he pitched in against Whitey Ford (‘61 I think?), and he was at the Reds HOF. He’s not at the game, I wouldn’t think.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nope, it was a live shot from Terry's Turf Club

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Jim O'Toole

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

EXCITEMENT!!!!!1!!1!!

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

what's the nanner phone #?

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 10, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

1-800-ASS-HOLE

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

seriously

’nukkah is at the game and wants to know

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 10, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm listening to it now, I'll let you know when they say it

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah me too

they arent saying it.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 10, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Call 1800-THE-BIG1

and ask them. That’s 700 WLW.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jun 10, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

513-749-7000 will get you to the studio

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Banana phone -

“It’s a phone with appeal!”

-Raffi

by Brian B on Jun 10, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

This man is an IDIOT!!!!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Seems to be a recurring trend

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Let me know if a non-idiot calls in.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well, apparently Brendan's trying to get in

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh, it won't

This dude was just especially moronic.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Think Dunn will call?

Beware the toothpick knows.

by Pilsner73 on Jun 10, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

That would be amazing.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

agree'd

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

my god, that would be so full of win.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Any good quotationz?

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

A few

“Curiousity was framed. Stupidity killed the cat.”

“That so few dare to be eccentric, marks the chief danger of our time” — John Stewart Mill

“It is not certain that everything is uncertain.” — Blaise Pascal

“I wish to live without hate, jealousy, envy, and fear. I wish to be simple, honest, frank, natural, clean in mind and clean in body…to face any obstacle and meet every difficulty unabashed and unafraid.” — Elbert Hubbard

“There’s no shame in being a pariah.” — Marge Simpson

“No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we’re looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn’t test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of poer.” — P.J. O’Rourke

“Well, whenever I’m confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions.” — Grampa Simpson

And my favorite:

“Don’t let your brain interfere with your heart.” — Albert Einstein

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

some of my favorites

“We share half our genes with the banana. This is a fact more evident in some of my acquaintances than others.” – Robert May

“A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.” – Will Rogers

Protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.

“Anyone who believes exponential growth can go on forever in a finite world is either a madman or an economist.” – Kenneth Boulding

“A man once told me to walk with the Lord. I’d rather walk with the bases loaded.” – Ken Singleton

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 10, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'll join

“My greatness is like the Pythagorean Theorem, there is no answer” Shaquile O’neil (c^2 is the actual answer)

“Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face” Mike Tyson

“Its dangerous to read and not understand what you are reading” Mike Tyson

by Dave from Louisville on Jun 10, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

that is not really what I would call the answer to the Pythagorean theorem

Depends on what you are solving for.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 10, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Exactly.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

using the more typical a, b, and c

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 10, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

posted too soon

c = the square root of (a^2 + b^2).

I think Shaq must have meant Fermat’s last theorem, not the Pythagorean theorem. Except Fermat’s last theorem has been solved, too. Took hundreds of years, but it’s been solved.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 10, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I somehow doubt that Shaq

knows any actual theorems.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

When he played in the Athens Olympics

a reporter asked him if he had visited the Parthenon. He said that he didn’t because he didn’t hit any clubs.

by ken on Jun 10, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

He wasn't so focused on his studies while in college.

Then again, he’s probably been exposed to more of that stuff than most MLB players, just by being around a college campus.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

he did go back to school

and get his degree.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 10, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

no, but

He probably heard about them.

And I suspect someone tried to teach him the Pythagorean theorem at some point. I worked as a math tutor in high school and college, and it often involved trying to teach jockstraps algebra so they wouldn’t lose their eligibility.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 10, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not sure if the theorem was covered

in Blue Chips, though Shaq’s SAT improvement would suggest it.

by ken on Jun 10, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

You're overthinking this. It seems to be a character flaw. :)

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 11, 2009 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

it's not a flaw

It’s a feature!

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 11, 2009 6:22 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

try using the atypical o,b,and c

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well at least Harang can't go back in after the rain delay..

Beware of the toothpick, it knows what you're thinking.

by Pilsner73 on Jun 10, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

hear hear

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 10, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Josh Fogg Up In the Rockies Bullpen

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mike Lincoln should have been released on June 8.

by Senor Pez on Jun 10, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

He's in their bullpen now?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

9 ip, 2 era

by cokane on Jun 10, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

this dumb old man needs to shut the F up

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 10, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Dayton Dragons and uh, Dayton, and the next Homer Bailey, and, uh, our stadium is really nice, and, uh,

I love the Dragons …

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

what he say??

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

he asked them which prospects they liked in Dayton

and rambled on about how Dayton’s stadium is so nice and they sell out every game and Marty and Jeff know next to nothing about prospects.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 10, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hey Turtle are you there?

<img src=“http://www.cellfoam.com/local%20root/Banana-Cheer-web.jpg”

This idiot wants sMarty on the TV…
he loves clownboy’s pitching insights… if you listen long enough Reagan you’ll begin to realize that clownboy just keeps saying the same thing over and over and over…

This guy sounds like me before I found RED RPORTER

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

TURTLE CHECK OUT THIS LINK
http://www.cellfoam.com/local%20root/Banana-Cheer-web.jpg

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Can the rest of us check out the link too, or is it just for Turtle?

by Brian B on Jun 10, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ok go ahead...but don't tell him I let you

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I, seriously, think Marty hates the banana phone

and I can’t blame him.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I think Marty hates anything that interferes with his agenda.

Including tHong and clownboy at times.

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wait. Since when has he been listening to Marty?

"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "

by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

That's it.

Chemical castration should be legalized.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Que pasa, amigos?

what have I missed?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 10, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

hola

I dunno, I’m catching up at this point. But good to see you! :)

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

man

there is nothing more aneurysm-inducing than old guys talking about golf.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 10, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

The rain is pummelling the tarp..and sMarty is at his wits end...

Call the fucking game umps…Christ on a hubcap.

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

They can't call it can they?

by wishfuldrifter on Jun 10, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Tejada led off the bottom of the 9th with a single.

Pence, CLee, and Berkman due up!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 10, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Pence walked

1st & 2nd, no outs!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 10, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

CLee with a fly-out to Center

Tejada to 3rd, one out! Lance – the REDS killer – Berkman now up!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 10, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

IBB to get to Blum

bases loaded, one out!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 10, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Cubs lose, Cubs lose, Cubs lose!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 10, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

(base hit by Blum)

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 10, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah i just changed it over to WGN

in time to see Blum win it. lurvs me some cheap thrills.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 10, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Whoo-hoo!

Runner at 3rd. Go ’stros!

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Is this off Zambrano?

by Brian B on Jun 10, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Angel Guzman

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

ARod works a BB from Papelbon with one out in the ninth, Red Sox up 6-5

If I post this on Over the Monster, will they be angry?

by Brian B on Jun 10, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Hooray, fuck the Cubs!

Astros win!

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Blood is flowing to my peepee.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

don't anyone drop any soap!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 10, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Are you wearing pants?

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Was. Not anymore

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Pants are overrated.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

this whole pants thing sounds vaguley pornographic

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Let us know when you're done.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Word has it that Votto has been taking batting practice and fielding the last 2 days and will be back soon.

Other news says EE is far worse than expected and will need surgery to correct his wrist and most likely is out of the season.

Look for the offense to get healthy when Votto comes back.

by Dude Rock on Jun 10, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

So you read the Reposter?

by Brian B on Jun 10, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs

thank you

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 10, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

hahaha, rec'd

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

green'd, well done

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

been taking batting practice

Doesn’t mean “will be back soon.”

They still don’t have a date set for his return.

And they might send him on a rehab assignment first.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 10, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Rockies with a 4-2 lead over the Brewers

going to bottom of the 7th!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 10, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Runner on with Counsel pinch hitting...

And popping out

"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "

by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah

Bill Hall walked to lead off the inning!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 10, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

another walk

1st & 2nd, one out. Hardy up.

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 10, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hardy Ks

2 outs. Braun up.

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 10, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ensure and Hennessy?

What. The. Fuck?

This is what they talk about on the Banana Phone?

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

What is worse that the B-phone is Scott Sloan on WLW

he’s been rambling on about how great the team is without Dunn, and how crummy a fielder Dunn is…boy where do they get these guys..

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

At whatever bar serves Ensure and Hennessy cocktails, apparently.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sloanie is one of the greatest people I know

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

He may be a great guy but he is horrible radio personality and a spots midget.

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

He has a personality to live up to

Not unlike Willie. I get why people don’t like them but if you ever have the chance to get to know them it’s funny. They’re essentially voice actors.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

you are scaring me

I’ve met Willie..sorry but that guy is a major dick. Nothing redeeming about the Great American.

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

My humanizing Willie moment

He’s always “on” to be sure. But I was helping with his home stuff one day and his son showed with kids in tow. When his grandchildren ran up yelling “papa!” he turned into the same slobbering mess my parents turn into when I take my kids to see them. I chuckled and when he turned around and asked, “what?” I responded with “just funny to see Cincinnati’s most reviled talk show host show a softer side”. He laughed, I laughed, it was funny. In my time spent with him I can say he’s a good/great human being, only constrained by the persona he has to live up to every day.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

We are all conflicted by job vs family personas - (except Slyde)

Like Sloan he may be a good guy…but…I don’t know how he can spew such trash as he does and still ultimately be a great human being..don’t know…just sayin’…

Sloan is in no way vile and crass he just is misinformed about the Reds and baseball in general.

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sloan's a huge hockey guy

And you’re dead on with the persona angle, although I would expand it to classes of friends, etc. I’m completely different in a professional setting than I am amongst friends, as it should be. If you’re the same in both arenas, something is wrong IMO.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 11, 2009 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I know what I'm ordering at Bard's tomorrow

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

THIS

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

If they'll make it I'll give it a run

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm willing to bet that they do not.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

dollar?

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Done

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Why would they have ensure?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's what I'm betting on.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Who says I won't bring my own?

WIN BITCHES.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm pretty sure that carrying around your own Ensure = Fail.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not when I get my dollar and eat it in front of you, bitch :)

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

You're gonna eat a dollar?

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

Might as well, you could put it on the Bardzilla and he wouldn't even notice

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

As I puke I'll ask, "FTH is that green shit?"

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

And I'll remind you, a dollar bill and some Ensure.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Phillies and Mets tied at 4 in the 10th.

Carlos Beltran just struck out.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

He doesn't play the game

Steve Phillips’d

by Brian B on Jun 10, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

You can't see it in his eyes

Orel Hershiser’d

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Crazy catch by Jason Werth

of a David Wright line drive to the outfield. As the announcer said, if he missed the catch, the runner on first would have scored. But he dove for it and, with full extension, caught it just off of the ground.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Utley leads off the 11th with a HR

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Any word about a time to restart the game?

by jsl413 on Jun 10, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

so...

how long until Dusty sits T-Virus in favor of C-Dick?

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 10, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Taveras is still the center fielder.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Bad signing

Big mistake by Walt.

by Dude Rock on Jun 10, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

This is a TEAM

everybody plays

by Brian B on Jun 10, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Except the infielder who must not be named.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

sigh

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Drew Stubbs, Homer Bailey, Josh Roenicke, and Chris Dickerson to Oakland for Matt Holiday.

by Dude Rock on Jun 10, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

All that for a 1-year guy who the Reds probably won't resign?

I’ll pass.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Trade depends on Holiday signing long term.

Boom Boom Pow

by Dude Rock on Jun 10, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Holiday is coming on

Matt Holliday has been on a tear since May 5th, walking more than he’s striking out with an OPS of .989. The A’s have heated up, too. Their seven game win streak ended last night, but they’re only 6.5 games out, so they’ll have to fall off if Holliday’s going to hit the market.

by Dude Rock on Jun 10, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not for a half season of Holliday, they won't

And I don’t see what the A’s would want with Dickerson.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

oh my goodness

are you on the bananaphone?

by Brian B on Jun 10, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

The Mets have this neat graphic tool

that compares where the catcher sets up his glove to where the pitch comes. I mean, it just circles each location, but still neat.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

So do we, we call him Slyde

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Did you just call Slyde a tool?

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not just a tool, but a graphic tool

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

This may be a dumb question

What happens if this game cannot be completed tonight?

Do they play the rest tomorrow morning? Is the game called with us the victors?

I always forget this every time the rain comes.

by Dave from Louisville on Jun 10, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

the rain gonna make everything all right...

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's racist!

(Why they gotta be black Crowes?)

by Brendanukkah on Jun 10, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

bonus points!

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

You're here!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

im pretty sure

they’ll finish it tomorrow right before the 4:30 start. probably finish this one starting at 4:30 and then start the next one directly after.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 10, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Why wouldn't it be called for the Reds...its a complete game?

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's what I thought happened

And the whole 9th inning would be wiped from the records.

"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "

by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I pretty certain that is correct except I don't think they

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

take away individual hits,runs, errors etc.

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

has your keyboard been drinking?

by ol Pete on Jun 10, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Have you noticed that the carpet needs a haircut?

"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "

by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think they changed the rules on this

It used to be like that. Now they just play the rest of the game the next day.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 10, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

This is what I thought happened

This is obviously not a dunb question, if there is disagreement among us baseball geniuses.

by Dave from Louisville on Jun 10, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Some one call Scott Sloan...was jch knows him...

Call and find out J.

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Holy Crap, it was a WILLLLLD night.

The stadium ran out of beer.

…and?

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Riots ensued?

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

No, apparently not.

The Reds won that night, though.

That guy is a helluva story teller.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ryan Braun made the final out

Colorado still up on the Brewers, 4-2

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 10, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

going to the 8th.

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 10, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Jay Bruce

He’s on a tear. He has his average up to .218.

by Dude Rock on Jun 10, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

He's 22 dude

Answer this question honesly — what were you doing at 22? Did you have any grasp on the world around you at all? And better yet did you have to go to work every day in front of 20,000 people hoping not to fuck up?

I’m willing to cut him some slack. He’s performing at a level (and I don’t mean baseball) at 22 that I couldn’t imagine. And I’m 32.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

lighten up

by cokane on Jun 10, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dude Rock is 13

by Dave from Louisville on Jun 10, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

At 22 I was on the road playing music, involved with certain illegal activities and chasing skirts

I agree with jch – and I’m fucking 60.

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yup, Adam Dunn being gone is the reason this team is over .500

It has nothing to do with pitching.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

He made the pitching worse.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

we did get owings for him

by cokane on Jun 10, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I was thinking more along the lines of Masset and Rhodes...

I just think it’s ludicrous to imply that the reason this team is winning games is because Adam Dunn is gone. Our offense is nonexistent. We’re winning because of our pitching, and yes, Micah Owings is part of that, however league-average he might be.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

good portion of the pitching improvement

is actually the defense improving- and Micah Owings as dramatically improved the 5 th starter situation. And the offense is almost scoring runs at the exact pace as last year.

by davidmac84 on Jun 10, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

So we agree that the pitching has improved dramatically?

I like Owings, don’t get me wrong, and yes, he has improved our #5 slot because it (and arguably the #4 slot) was occupied by pitchers who shouldn’t be in major league uniforms. Defense, if it has improved, has improved everywhere, not just in left field, so that’s not on Dunn.

Adam Dunn is also not the reason the Nationals blow.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ignorant Banana-Phone Adam Dunn Comment #65

Is incorporated herein by reference.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sadly, that was the guy on the radio, not a caller.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

The Brewers got a leadoff double...

at least, a Fielder popup dropped in the outfield. But they failed to score. Colorado still up 4-2.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

That was some ugly fielding.

by ol Pete on Jun 10, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

FTH was the left fielder doing?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

NEVER LET ANYONE FROM KALIDA TALK ABOUT BASEBALL!!!!

Get this guy off the phone.

Kalida is a basketball town.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Whaaaaat?

[Manny] Ramirez told reporters Tuesday: "I didn’t kill nobody, I didn’t rape nobody, so that’s it. I’m just going to come and play the game."

That’s true, I guess. …but wow.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Wait.

Do those double negatives mean…?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well, he's been off work for a month...

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I wouldn’t be so sure about that

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yep, I heard that and laughed.

I was actually surprised the media didn’t jump all over him for that. For once, I’m glad they didn’t.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm using that from now on:

Cop pulls me over doing 76 in a 35 zone – “Hey, I didn’t kill or rape anybody.”

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah

but chicks always get out of tickets. they just have to cry or show some assets and they get a warning.

Find me on MySpace- http://www.myspace.com/mixfmkyle

by MixFMKyle on Jun 10, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I...

Ain’t got nobody…

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

To rape or kill?

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 11, 2009 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Rain Delay rules from Wikipedia

If the game has completed the bottom half of the 5th inning and either team is ahead, the game can be deemed an official game. The the leading team is declared the winner, and the game officially counts in standings.

If the game has completed the 5th inning, and the teams are tied, the game is considered suspended, and the resumption of the game is scheduled for a future date (usually the following day). The game picks up from where it left off.

So that means they can call it and not have to continue it tomorrow, right?

Find me on MySpace- http://www.myspace.com/mixfmkyle

by MixFMKyle on Jun 10, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

you are correct

they can call it

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on Jun 10, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

If the delay was after the bottom of an inning they might call it

by ken on Jun 10, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

hi kids

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on Jun 10, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Hey Calen

I’m hitting the sack. Can’t wait to wake up tomorrow and read about how Mike Lincoln blew the save after a lengthy rain delay.

by Brian B on Jun 10, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

bite your tongue

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 10, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

noooooooooooooooooooooo

that was always my Ryan Franklin dream

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on Jun 10, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Colorado with runners on 1st and 2nd

one out in the 9th!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 10, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

New guy fresh from AAA pitching and getting to enjoy the Rockies.

by ol Pete on Jun 10, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

DP gets them out of it.

Any idea who’s up in the bottom of the 9th?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Bill Hall in the 8th spot.

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 10, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Gamel available

by ol Pete on Jun 10, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Brought in a lefty for Hall.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

strike zone expanding

by ol Pete on Jun 10, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

then decreasing!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 10, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

And then he waves at one.

One out.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Things going South for the Brewers...

Seems to be due to Huston Street.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

and DECREASES when it counts M-fer

by ol Pete on Jun 10, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

He struck out the side.

Huh.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah

him and the jumbo strike zone

by ol Pete on Jun 10, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

He's gotten some close ones called balls, though...

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

all in all a good job by Phil Cuzzi

He and the Yost went at it hard and he shived the Brewers for a while.

by ol Pete on Jun 10, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I take that back

ends with bullshit

by ol Pete on Jun 10, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THE ROSALES DROOLING!!!!

I’m so sick and tired of this shit. I like Adam. I hate all you assholes slobbering all over him.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

who shit in your cornflakes?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 10, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

The fucking Cincinnati media and their raging boner for Adam Rosales.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm guessing

Adam Rosales

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

No. Not Adam.

The mindless cock slapping by the media. I like Adam. I don’t like the cock slapping.

One final time: Adam — OK; cock slapping — bad

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

"Yeah, well you're not allowed to rent here anymore!"

YEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 11, 2009 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I love Adam Rosales.

He is the snacks.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I have nothing against Adam.

It’s all the idiotic praise he gets for being an average player.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

And there will be snacks...

there will.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Why don't you marry him?

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I prefer females.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't get it

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 11, 2009 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

game restarting at

1140 PM

Find me on MySpace- http://www.myspace.com/mixfmkyle

by MixFMKyle on Jun 10, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

woo

by jsl413 on Jun 10, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

according to Reds offical twitter

Find me on MySpace- http://www.myspace.com/mixfmkyle

by MixFMKyle on Jun 10, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's soon.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

And hopefully, game ending at 11:44 PM

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I bet we see Massett to close it out

Find me on MySpace- http://www.myspace.com/mixfmkyle

by MixFMKyle on Jun 10, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wonder if Brendan, D and the others are waiting it out

by ken on Jun 10, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I left

D was still there at 10:15. She may still be there now.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 10, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

weenie

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 11, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Your camera might still be there too

by Brendanukkah on Jun 11, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

If she's still there...

we could presumably hear her heckling.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 11, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

She'll probably just be happy that the people in front of us with umbrellas left

by Brendanukkah on Jun 11, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

you couldn't move

somewhere else?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 11, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Stadium too full.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 11, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

The other seats were wet

by Brendanukkah on Jun 11, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I wouldn't think coco comes back out

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on Jun 10, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

But he wants the save!

He’s been throwing every half an hour since the delay started!

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

but

Dusty’s still our manager, isn’t he?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 10, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Therefore the pitcher gets to do what the pitcher wants to do...just ask Adam Harang

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Brewers lose!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 10, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

woo hoo

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on Jun 10, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Holy Shit

Jim Day said on Twitter Cordero warming up in pen…Hes been in 5 of last 6 games….

Find me on MySpace- http://www.myspace.com/mixfmkyle

by MixFMKyle on Jun 10, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Yep Dusty is manager allright

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I saw Dusty's twin today...

he works for UPS…

guy was a dead wringer for him..
I asked him if anyone had ever said he looked like Dusty and he said you should see me when I have a toothpick..

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 10, 2009 11:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Did he have bad ass brown fistbands?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

no but he looked more like dusty than dusty does...

if he comes back I’ll get his picture

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 10, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not surprised he's back out there, Cowboy?

FTH?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Neither is Welsh, apparently

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

stats = bargaining power.

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 10, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Cordero taking the ball after this delay could easily end in a quick loss.

Great strategy Dusty.

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 11:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Cordero taking the ball after this delay...

Could easily end in a stick poking session, astounding neglect/misdiagnosis of the injury, then season-ending surgery.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't like it either...how about masset...

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 10, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dusty

is a fucking idiot

"Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

by cesarhernandez on Jun 10, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

oh crap

no no no Dusty. Do not do this to us

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on Jun 10, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

by ken on Jun 10, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Why the fuck is he back out there

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Haunting walk

Can’t believe this.

by ken on Jun 10, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

There is nobody left in the stands at this ballgame. Wow.

And awesome, two runners on. No outs.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

2 on - no outs

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 10, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

this has Bohica written all over it

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on Jun 10, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Tying run on

Come on, CoCo.

by ThePensive on Jun 10, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

great effort by Hernandez

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on Jun 10, 2009 11:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

PBF, please!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 10, 2009 11:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Walk # 2

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 11:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

how long was the delay?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 10, 2009 11:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

2:10

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on Jun 10, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wow!

Really? That long. Huh, worse than I thought.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

holy crap

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 10, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's a marathon

by ken on Jun 10, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Like an hour and 45 minutes or something

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Shit shit shit shit shit

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Belliard always scares me

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on Jun 10, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I would rather have...

The Gettysburg Address read to us from the mound by our 16th President than this.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

How many pitches has Cordero thrown tonight?

Crap.

by ThePensive on Jun 10, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

which half?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 10, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well, there's one.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Flag anyone?

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

whew one down.. two more miles CoCo

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on Jun 10, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

out #1

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

run #1

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 10, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Shit

There’s a run.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on Jun 10, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Shit.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

lucky to get out of that with only 1 run scoring

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on Jun 10, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

So far.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fuck.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Fuckin' A - Cordero you moron

Dusty who the hell is in charge you or the pitchers

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Fuck.

Fuck this bullshit Dusty. Fuck this.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Tying run on third, beautiful.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Yep, fly ball ties this shit up

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fucking shit damn piss

Dammed fucking sonofabitch shit fucking idiot dusty.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

something wrong?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 10, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

double play is still in order

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on Jun 10, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

ack

Common, CoCo!

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 10, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

This is looking like extra innings at the very best

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

BOO

by ken on Jun 10, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

At least we saved Mike Lincoln to lose the game for us.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

not good

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on Jun 10, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

There it is.

Crap.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

huh

by ol Pete on Jun 10, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

NEW GAME - Fuck you Dusty Baker

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

FUCK YOU DUSTY!!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Dusty

can go eat a dick

"Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

by cesarhernandez on Jun 10, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

There goes the streak.

Great call on this

"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "

by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

IS THERE SOMEONE WARMING IN THE FUCKING BULLPEN!?

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Herrera and Weathers

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

You know what, Dusty?

Fuck you and your stupid decision.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Just loaded up theiphone in bed

What’s up? Tie game yet?

by Brian B on Jun 10, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

yep.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

If I'm Aaron Harang, I'm gonna stab Dusty in the fucking face

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Another one ruined for Harang

This one by the ’pen

"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "

by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Dusty.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

You're all right

"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "

by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

by Dusty

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on Jun 10, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

This one's on Dusty

Maybe the worst decision he’s made this year.

This is also on the offense for scoring two runs.

by ken on Jun 10, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Who was asking for questionable decisions by Dusty Baker a few days ago?

Here you go.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

This isn't questionable.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Right.

“Execrable” is probably about right.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Weathers is ready in the pen

now might be a good time to bring him in

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on Jun 10, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Seriously

How on earth can anyone have thought this was a good idea?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

it will be interesting to hear his thought process

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on Jun 10, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

thought?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Beeeeeeeeepppppp.....

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Is Peanut Butter Mouth back managing the team tonight?

This is retarded.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

My guess is that Coco wanted to do it and Dusty acquiesced

out #2

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Coco's not in charge.

Dusty’s in charge. Dick Pole should be fired.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fuck dude, I almost want us to lose this one now so Dusty can be held accountable

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Oh fuck

Thank you dusty. Can we go back to pre-2008 and try this again?

by Brian B on Jun 10, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Should have brought Masset in after the delay. Damn, I had this down as a win. Cubs lost. Would be nice to win this one.

by Dude Rock on Jun 10, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Should have brought anyone in after the delay.

Lincoln could have got 3 outs without giving up 2 runs. Seriously.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That was generous. Thank you home plate umpire.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

No kidding

Ball was inside all the way

"Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

by cesarhernandez on Jun 10, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

This could hurt the bullpen a lot more than if

we had just put someone else in.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Yep, it will.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think Johnson should just hit a HR

And end this here.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 11:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

It's the Attorney General

Holy crap, who knew he could hit.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 10, 2009 11:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

My fantasy team thanks you, dusty, for the negative 20 point swing.

by Brian B on Jun 10, 2009 11:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Extra innings. You have got to be kidding me.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Yawn

Sweet. I hope our bats didn’t fall asleep. Oops………they’re always asleep.

by Dude Rock on Jun 10, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I AM FUCKING TIRED OF EXTRA INNINGS

ALSO DUSTY BAKER

ALSO LOWERCASE LETTERS

by Geki on Jun 10, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Boy Harang must be pissed, but he did the same thing last game he pitched...

So fuck all 3 of them for being so old school stupid.

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

can we just watch the drunk blond until dunn ends this

by dusty's Brain on Jun 10, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Go find the Dippin' Dots guy first.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

which one?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Can't pitch Cordero more than three outs but 2 hours is fine

DUMB AS HELLL!

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Hey, looks like a couple of skanks decided to stick out the delay

Good to know.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Skaggs?

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

boobs

i luv

by jsl413 on Jun 10, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

It was not Ladies' Night

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Then Brendan must be dressed for success

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

bonus baseball!!!!just kidding

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on Jun 10, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, this thing is going 16 innings now, book it.

And, the Reds will not win this game. Bold prediction.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I belive you are wrong.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dusty defies logic

He will choose to do the opposite of what 90% of the people would do, everytime.

by Dude Rock on Jun 10, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

1 pitch 1 out...could be the motto for 2009

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Where the hell is the strike zone?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Who are you, Jay Bruce?

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

The umps were drinking Ensure and Hennessy cocktails during the delay.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

Laughing fucking out loud

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

We will have pics of this, I will do it

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 11, 2009 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Trade Cordero and make Masset the closer

Use the money saved on a RH power bat

by Dude Rock on Jun 10, 2009 11:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

No trade clause, really expensive

Not happening.

by ken on Jun 10, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, let's trade Lincoln for Albert Pujols while we're at it

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

I'm rec'ing this. Brilliant idea!

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 11, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

All I know is

Janish definitely will not play.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 11:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Lincoln will lose it for us.

Bring him in for the bottom of the 10th. Get it over with.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hanigan Hits

Jannish Sits

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 11:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

seems fair!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 10, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hanigan continues to get on base.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 11:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Next Bizarro move: Bring in Lincoln to pinch hit for Cordero

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 11:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

C-Dick show us your new found power stroke

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 11:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Lincoln warming up in the 'pen

Oh boy!

by Dude Rock on Jun 10, 2009 11:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Dusty wants this to end

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Both of the remaining fans just booed that call.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 11:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

And after calling those balls, that one was a strike? FTH?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

angel hernandez kills the reds again

by jsl413 on Jun 10, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Maybe we'll finally discover the sound of one hand clapping

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I like the guy standing behind home plate

at what point does he leave or sit down? The 13th inning?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hey Dusty's Brain...

Did you keep Cordero in there because you figured that Cordero was up third in the 10th, and you didn’t want to waste a pinch hitter on him?

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

i actually didn't know you could change pitchers after a rain delay... oops

by dusty's Brain on Jun 10, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

There's alot you don't know......

…….

by Dude Rock on Jun 10, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Where did MacDougal pull that out of?

by ken on Jun 10, 2009 11:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Common Cherry

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 11:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

What the fuck ? He just looked at six pitches?

Were those bad calls?

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 11, 2009 12:00 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Yes, they were.

Balls were strikes and strikes were balls.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 11, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

not Cuzzi bad

by ol Pete on Jun 11, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I absolutely HATE this home plate ump.

Be consistent asshole.

by jsl413 on Jun 11, 2009 12:00 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

He could be a cubist.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

The ump is all over the place with his Strike Zone

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 11, 2009 12:00 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Poor Harang

He got Harang’ed again by Dusty’s smart moves.

by Dude Rock on Jun 11, 2009 12:00 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

If Reds bat again, they'll be coming to bat with one out already (Tavares up next)

by Dude Rock on Jun 11, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

If anybody but Lincoln comes in here...

this one goes to 13.

Otherwise, it will end soon.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 11, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

That's the best case scenario, I think

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 11, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Good Morning, tomorrow!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 11, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

It was already tomorrow in Australia.

/JD’d

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 11, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Good night

Thanks Dusty

by Dude Rock on Jun 11, 2009 12:03 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

So Taveras staying in the game?

Dusty’s craptacular management usually gets sublimated by the bad offense, but games like this are a reminder that he’s sometimes clueless about really fundamental things.

Why in the fuck would you put Hairston-TAveras one-two on any team above AA???

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 11, 2009 12:03 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

You know what, Cordero?

Fuck you, too.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 11, 2009 12:04 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

NOW YOU PUT MASSET IN

YOU’RE TRYING TO MAKE ME BREAK MY TV AREN’T YOU DUSTY

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 11, 2009 12:04 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Probably left Cordero in because he's a "player's manager."

In other words, worried about the player’s stats more than the team’s winning. Which makes him an asshat.

Phone's ringing, Dude.

by rjdio on Jun 11, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Its late and I'm getting cranky

I could kill some one – hewart of the Nats up and poor Nick Massett gets stuck cleaning up Coco and Distbrain’s mess…I could kill someone

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 11, 2009 12:04 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Um, perhaps you didn't hear about Washington today

by Brendanukkah on Jun 11, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

What happened?

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 11, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Check any news site.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 11, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

A guy walked into the Holocaust Museum with a rifle and opened fire

He killed a security guard.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 11, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That guy held a couple members of the Federal Reserve hostage in the early '80s

Couldn’t believe that. I mean, we all hate inflation, but wow.

by ken on Jun 11, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

Hang out with some Ron Paul fans some time...

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 11, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

What, too soon?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 11, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I love that gif

by ol Pete on Jun 11, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah!

Let’s see what it is like to be on the receiving end of a Dunn strike out looking in extra innings

by dusty's Brain on Jun 11, 2009 12:05 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

or a walk...

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 11, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dunn comes up

while Phil Collins plays.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 11, 2009 12:05 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Did Dunn just step up to the plate with "In the Air Tonight"?

by ken on Jun 11, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

He did in Cincinnati, too.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 11, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yes

His other song is Metallica’s version of “Turn the Page.”

by Brendanukkah on Jun 11, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Drunk Blonde just pulled something out of her bra.

by jsl413 on Jun 11, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

happiness

by dusty's Brain on Jun 11, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

She's not wearing a bra, dude.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 11, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

don't you have to wear a bra with that type of shirt?

/man’d

by jsl413 on Jun 11, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well, obviously there are no straps

so either she has a strapless bra or more likely the shirt has something bra-like built in.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 11, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about

by ken on Jun 11, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I thought we were in the nest?

by Brendanukkah on Jun 11, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Some girls don't need bras

These girls are very cool.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 11, 2009 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

either that

Or they have silicon boobs, that stay up by themselves with no bra required. ;-)

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 11, 2009 6:21 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

pics?

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 11, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

The brunette looks pretty drunk, too.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 11, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

1 out

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 11, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Hanigan, Masset and for those about to rock

I salute you

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 11, 2009 12:07 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

How does that chick have a beer?

Didn’t they stop selling booze like 3 hours ago?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 11, 2009 12:07 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Maybe she brought it in?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 11, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

There's a beer garden across the street

Maybe she brought it in from there. There’s also a restaurant in center field, they might be able to still sell booze.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 11, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

2 out

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 11, 2009 12:08 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

phillips almost blew that

good thing Dunn doesn’t hustle

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on Jun 11, 2009 12:08 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I want a game recap that truly reflects the embitterment herein

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 11, 2009 12:08 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

There's no bitterness here!

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 11, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Check the born on date

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 11, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

How about this.

Jay Bruce home run. Yaaaay!

FuckshitdamnsonofabitchshitpissfuckingshitforbrainsDustydiddley-poofuckshitcrapdamnsonofabitch.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

rec'd for the effort

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 11, 2009 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Man, I was really looking forward to the game recap too

“Jay Bruce hit a home run.”

The end.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 11, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Masset is a good baseball player.

by jsl413 on Jun 11, 2009 12:08 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

hmmm Masset probably would have looked good last inning Dusty

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on Jun 11, 2009 12:08 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Dusty is such an idiot.

Phone's ringing, Dude.

by rjdio on Jun 11, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

3 outs!!!!

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 11, 2009 12:08 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

The above post should have been the game ender...but no.............

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 11, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Who the hell would be joining you now, Marty?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 11, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Jesus, Willy.

0 for 4?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 11, 2009 12:11 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

0 for 20.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

"That's about as far as Taveras can hit it."

ell oh ell

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 11, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

CPat'd

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 11, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

think he is swinging for the fences??

patented 360 swing coming up

by dusty's Brain on Jun 11, 2009 12:13 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

FTH was he swinging at there?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 11, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Getting ready for Augusta.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

How does Taveras compare to CPat circa this time last year?

I’m guess not favorably on OPS lines

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 11, 2009 12:13 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

1 for 28 ? This is the Wily I worried about when we signed him

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 11, 2009 12:13 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

This pitcher is built like me.

He’s listed at 6’4", 180, which seems kind of high.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 11, 2009 12:13 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Ugggh why did you swing at that BP?

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 11, 2009 12:14 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

strike zone changes every pitch!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 11, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

It was a strike

If you use non-Euclidean geometry.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

do you look at gameday?

by ol Pete on Jun 11, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

He really looks ready to swing at anything plateward

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 11, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Solid hit

Give him the green light, dusty’s brain.

by ken on Jun 11, 2009 12:15 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Hey, BP's on base.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 11, 2009 12:15 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Villone sighting Villone Sighting

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 11, 2009 12:15 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Nix

2-run dinger time!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jun 11, 2009 12:16 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I'm feeling it too...

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 11, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Looking for a Daynce Mix.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 12:16 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I think it's possible to hand count the fans

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 11, 2009 12:16 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Fuck it, let BP run

Let’s get out of here.

Nice save by Johnson there.

by ken on Jun 11, 2009 12:17 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Apparently, Nix will swing at anything, too.

Are we going to get another thread?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 11, 2009 12:17 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

the umpire is possibly causing some of the hacking.

he is everywhere

by dusty's Brain on Jun 11, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Do we need one?

How long is this gonna drag out?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 11, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

This one's over 500

and it depends on whether Lincoln is up.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 11, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

If you start a new one, the game is guaranteed to end soon

by ken on Jun 11, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Please do.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Maybe I'll just put up the recap

Then edit it to reflect what actually happens.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 11, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

do it!

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 11, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Better swing at anything that doesn't hit you.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well, they sure as shit won't be hitting it

by Brendanukkah on Jun 11, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

K for Laynce

Damn – common RayMoan

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 11, 2009 12:18 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Hernanadez needs to be patient - Maybe McDougal will hit him

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 11, 2009 12:19 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

See comment above.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

This sucks

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 11, 2009 12:20 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Hopefully Masset is still in?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 11, 2009 12:21 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

How many times do we have to do this?

This is starting to look more and more like 2007, where we lost 50 games in the first half, and in the majority of those games we were leading in the 5th inning or later.

Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?

by jgoodfri on Jun 11, 2009 12:23 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Alright

By popular demand, and hopes of jinxing this thing to a conclusion, new threadz.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 11, 2009 12:23 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Fuck-a-duck on christmas eve...I'm getting pretty tired

HHHmmmmm maybe its time for a Corona!\I think Mrs. M. has some in the old fridge…lets see….turket…milk, yogurts, strange green moldy shit…aha – Corona

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 11, 2009 12:23 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

How's that turket?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 11, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

can we hurry up and win?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Jun 11, 2009 12:23 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

anyone know if we are getting Greinke this weekend

i would actually like to see him pitch? the only way i would want to watch a royals game.

by dusty's Brain on Jun 11, 2009 12:24 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I belive he's supposed to pitch tomorrow

So we’re just gonna miss him.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 11, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

You're kind of sounding like Brian B.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 11, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nope, we miss him.

We get Hochevar, Davies, and Bannister

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 11, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs