Game 58 Thread: Reds at Nationals
by Slyde on Jun 10, 2009 6:00 PM EDT
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Cincinnati Reds at Washington Nationals, Jun 10, 2009 7:05 PM EDT
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Aaron Harang hates Shairon Martis. I have no actual evidence to back this up, but I have a very strong suspicion that it is true. Why, you ask? Because despite having a 5.31 ERA and walking as many batters as he has struck out, Martis has a 5-1 record on a team that is 15-41. Talk about a lucky sumbitch.
Actually, Martis hasn't pitched as poorly as his 5.31 ERA would indicate. He's only given up more than 3 runs in 4 of his 11 starts this season. It looks like Manny Acta has had a fairly quick hook with him as the 22-year old has only thrown over 90 pitches in 4 games this year. Even with that quick hook, he's still averaging 5.2 innings a start, not bad for a kid his age. As you'd expect this will be the first time the Reds have faced Martis. That always turns out well.
Harang calmed some fears about his handling during the long rain delay a couple of weeks ago with an 8-inning complete game against the Cardinals in his last start. He's been a bit too hittable so far this year, which is surprising given the improvement in defense the Reds have seen. Then again, the defensive efficiency in his starts is the 2nd lowest in the NL. That combined with his lack or run support makes me think the other Reds players really don't like Harang. I can't wait until he's traded so everybody can act like they hated him all along!
Speaking of lack of run support, the offense is now batting a dandy .214/.295/.313 in June. They have 7 sacrifice hits and only 5 home runs during the month, which is how they've been able to go 4-4 so far, obviously. The only players with an OPS over .800 for the month are Laynce Nix and Brandon Phillips. On the other hand, there are 4 players with at least 20 PA and an OPS of .515 or lower. Help us, Joey-wan Votto-bi! You're our only hope.
Well, playing the Natinals should help too.
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"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 6:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How are you both here AND in the draft open thread?!?!?!
You’s a damned witch.
Also, great job today and thanks for picking up where Turtle left off. For those of us at work, the updates have been awesome.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The miracle of tabbed browsing!
Praise Cheesus!
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Amen
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No problem
Hopefully he’ll be back on later to give us some insight on those picks, I think we picked up a real monster in the 25th.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I saw that. He immediately became my new favorite Red and I'm willing to wear his memorabilia.
Could you imagine that bad-ass giveaways they could do with him?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think a Monster shirt next to a Bong shirt would be a good picture
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 10, 2009 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But would the stadium always play that annoying "Monster Mash" song when he bats?
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by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's a pitcher
But what if he ended up being a closer? Think of the possibilities!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm ordering his jersey the second they put him on the 40-man with a number
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, holy shit
The high school team he played for was called the Voodoos. I’m totally not making that up.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's pretty cool ...
but on a more disturbing note, why did that fighter plane shit out a pencil?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's a fighter plane eraser.
Not the most effective design.
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by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah got it ...
also, I hope Monster didn’t play basketball because they look like the kind of sucked
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Catch the dude with the radical afro...did we draft him?
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed ...
I also think a bobblehead of him destroying, I don’t know, Wrigleyville? would be the tits.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'd like to thank doug for the work he is doing at redsminorleagues.com
it is a simple and easy way to follow the draft.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Jun 10, 2009 7:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Does ESPN ever show any game
not involving the Red Sox or Yankees?
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by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes
Mets and Phillies or Dodgers (insert random West Coast team)
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is anyone else curious as to
WHY THE FUCK CDICK ISN’T IN AGAINST A RIGHTY
by jsl413 on Jun 10, 2009 7:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I type in caps because I'm angry.
And because I care.
by jsl413 on Jun 10, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because Taveras is hitting so well?
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by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
because
Taveras is Dusty’s center fielder. He said so the other day.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 10, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice start guys
Come on Aaron, easy first inning.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Eight pitches?
Wow.
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by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, so
that went so fast, that I looked up at my TV and was wondering why the game hadn’t started yet. I didn’t even notice the top of the 1st happened.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The team is in a rush to get to bed...
they’re going to some museums tomorrow morning.
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by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Too soon? Never.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I made it less specific...
Since I don’t think the world was ready for the original version.
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by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's just piss poor.
I can’t even be sarcastic about it, that was so awful. Making this guy look like fucking Roy Halladay.
by jsl413 on Jun 10, 2009 7:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
you're fucking Roy Halladay
Bloop
by justin007000 on Jun 10, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can you believe it?
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by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, I meant
there were no typos.
I still don’t believe it.
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by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're to go fuck yourself
yeah that didn’t really work.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Jun 10, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is he showering me with presents, at least?
by jsl413 on Jun 10, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you see what happens when i take an overnight train
get about 1 hour of sleep, and wake up at 3:50 in the morning.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Jun 10, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF has gotten into Guzman?
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by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Huh.
Dunn saw the fewest number of pitches that inning.
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by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I was kind of surprised to see him swing at the first pitch there
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Base Runner!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Quick, let's HAVOC him away!
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by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could see us trying to steal with Nix.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The great thing about this lineup
is that it’s made up entirely of guys who should be hitting fifth or lower in a major league lineup.
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by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Also, on a non-related note, what does everyone think of Chad's comments about Palmer?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What are you talking about?
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by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This
"I know people are trying to say we’re mad at each other and all that, but we’re good," he said. "We’re like Brokeback Mountain. I’m going to be with Carson so much in July that I’m going to be the nanny (for his new twins).
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're like Brokeback Mountain!?
That’ll fly in Cincinnati.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY!
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by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's tres awesome. Not the quote, the idea of Bill Cunningham's head esplodin'
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!!!!
It’s been a while
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BRUUUUUUUUUUUCE!!!!!
2-0 REDS!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It had been too long, baby.
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by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOOO
Hit parade!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Alex didn't want to be in danger of having
a lower batting average than Bruce.
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by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, whatever makes him hit.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So why not pitch around Hanigan here?
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by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I take 2 steps away and see a 2 run bomb.
Heyyyyyyy
by jsl413 on Jun 10, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Take 12 steps away.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go to the garage.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aaron Harang
Loves to face: Changeup (because it’s not too fast)
Hates to face: Fastball (because it’s too fast)
by jsl413 on Jun 10, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Was that Daedalus?
I think we might have just seen some RR’ers.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Did they have a sign?
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by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Might've. Don't know. People were talking, they were in the corner of the screen.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where? I'm at work and listening to the game.
Where were they sitting?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No idea - it was a shot of a part of a section.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BOOOOOO!!!
FSReds is the worst.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, I'm glad you liked that link.
I’m going to use those during every Texas game this year.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
As well you should.
That was some fantastic stuff.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's easily the best CFB blog. The whole website reads like that.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thomas Alva Ladyflowerpuncher
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tavish McAwesomeblossom
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I loved the fact that someone in the comments posted
Bob Johnson
Made my day.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep, yep.
Great stuff.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also
Mikel McArmistice Poplarfist
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
all my jokes are from Orson Swindle
its the truth
by Cy Schourek on Jun 10, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Amazing website.
Simply fantastic
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep.
Judging off of pictures from Facebook, I think we saw D and ’Nukkah in that gaggle of Reds fans. Awesome!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's the coolest. I hope they took photos and post them.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LoL, I know what Daedalus looks like
And yeah, I’m guessing that hairy guy she was talking to was ’nukkah (from his FB photo, also.)
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's cause Xavier fans don't understand football.
/zing
//Mother went to XU
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
/wrongplace'd
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I, honestly, I have no idea how this got here
SB Nation has been shitty today.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was it along the third base line, near the left fielder, but about four rows back from the field?
Was there some C. Trent lookin’ dude next to her? Cuz then, yeah, that was me and her. But I’d say the stadium was easily half Reds fans.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 10, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its amazing Austin Kearns at 29
is the 4th OF on a historical bad team. At 22- 900 OPS and could play a passable CF and was an elite defensive corner OF.
I really thought Austin was as close to a sure thing as you can find.
by davidmac84 on Jun 10, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Error on an outfielder?
What’d he do?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Just dropped it
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Woooo
Washington’s defense is terrible.
I’m talking Washington Huskies football bad.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
They got that Montana kid, so they shouldn't suck as badly in a few years
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I saw that
but on that same note — it’s hard to pass when your laying on your back. Washington, seriously, has one of the shittiest offensive lines in the country.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I can't imagine playing for Charlie Weis to be that bad
“Sorry ND, I’d much rather finish last in the Pac-10, get sacked 100 times, and play in a city where it rains 80% of the time than play for your team.”
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed.
But in all reality, he WILL start in Seattle next fall. Not so much in South Bend.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I suppose he will
where he’d probably get to start for 2 years at ND, and maybe sooner if Clausen continues to be a terrible quarterback.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
when Clausen continues to be a terrible quarterback.
Fixed it for you.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, you're probably right.
/sigh
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had a conversation this weekend about the similarities between ND fans and Cubs fans
I’m not sayin’, I’m just sayin’. :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's completely bunk.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whatever, bandwagon boy
I bet you like the Lakers and Cowboys too. :P
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So not true
I grew up in Hawkeye country, and later moved to Indiana. Wanting an Indiana team to root for, I decided against Purdue and IU because they were both Big 10 teams, and ND was the logical choice. This was cemented by going to XU for college where roughly 50% of the population are ND fans.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's cause Xavier fans don't understand football.
Zing
/Mother went to XU
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm an OSU alum and fan
I was also raised Catholic and rooted for ND growing up. Pear Bryant has runined ND football for me. I hate him sooooo much. I only wish for Clausen’s failure because I want him out of there.
Will never root for them over OSU, but twice a year (USC and scUM) I’m practically Lou Holtz.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also
Apple Cup is the single worse rivalry game in CFB.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Taveras has a very low worth right now!
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Below replacement value.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
below replacement level
was very predictable. I thought he might be lower than Patterson 2008. But I just looked again at Corey’s line and that may be impossible to match.
by davidmac84 on Jun 10, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He seems to be playing hurt.
At his best he was pretty decent, but he’s not at his best and pressing at the plate these days. It’s painful to watch.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
GIBP!
Hadn’t seen one of those in a while.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FSN getting political with it
Steve Treehouse is on
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This guy is a fucking tool
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, there you go
Grande just got him to give up detailed directions to his house. Go get him.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those were lies
no one wants Grande at their house.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can't handle the mucho Grande
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're right
I also don’t want to.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, awesome.
Taver-Ass
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How bad did he look?
I’m shutting down and heading to watch this in a minute…
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the crap was he doing out there?
That should have been a single if he lets it fall. Then he lopes over to get it off the wall, tosses it weakley and it’s almost in an IPHR all of a sudden.
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously, Guzman? WTF?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Who's the only Expo/National to win 20 games?
Former Red? I’m a t a loss.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that's a tough one.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ross Grimley?
Never woulda got it.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No way.
Ross Grimsley. Consider my mind blown.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here's the crazy thing
Steve Rogers went to 5 All-Star games with the Expos. He never won 20 games. He won 19 in ‘82 but next closest high was 17 (’77 and ‘83). Lifetime ERA of 3.17. Lends credence to Gray’s hatred of the ‘win’ stat as something worth putting stock into.
Rogers is a perfect example of a good pitcher that got shitty run support.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
COMMON guys, get through the fifth!
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
12 runs in last 5 games...ugh
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn, is SBN slow or is it really this dead in here?
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It's really this dead.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
However, I'm back from a Skyline run
So let the shananigans ensue!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck. You.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope, busy eating chili. :)
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Later then.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope, Penn Station run!
And then Montgomery Inn and LaRosa’s.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU
/off to McDonald’s or something equally shitty
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I saw the commercial earlier in the broadcast and thought about it
It probably would have been worth it.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You still can...
And don’t forget, it’s Skyway time! (The bastard who packed my bag did, apparently.) :(
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe you might ditch us tomorrow
<3 = broke
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What? No, I'm totally in for dinner.
And don’t lie, I can’t break something you ain’t got!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Strangely I'm beginning to think I might actually have one ;)
/sappy’d
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
::vomit::
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Insert condom joke
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
You have to come down soon
We need to meet.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will as soon as I can get an off day
I want to meet you people as well. Mainly because I know you guys won’t judge my alcoholism. Rather, you’ll encourage it.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, I've seen you drink.
You’ve got nothing on these guys.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You haven't seen me in all my glory after moving to 'Nowheresville'
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"And a challenger appears"
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're kinda dangerous
Especially if gasoline is involved. You might lose your shirt. Not as in losing money, you might go home topless. Right Ash?
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Topless I can deal with
Pantless is alright, too.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Right, sir.
Also, how’s that forearm doing?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The hair is growing back nicely, thank you. :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Note to Dusty:
Keeping your pitcher in so he can get a win does not work if your pitcher gives up the winning runs.
Harang is getting hit really hard. I think he should be on a pretty short leash.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I saw 'The Hangover' yesterday
Highly recommended.
That is all.
You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris
by cesarhernandez on Jun 10, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Second'd
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
God, I have to see that movie.
You two are like the 14th and 15th person to tell me it’s fantastic.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It'll get to Van Wert in like 2014, right?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My sister graduates Saturday, so I'll probably go see it this weekend in Columbus.
Also, I do believe it’s here, I just have no time to go see movies any more.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah it was damn good
Pretty consistently funny. MUCH better than that POS Wedding Crashers, which started as a guy movie, then turned into a shitty chick flick halfway through. This was totally a guy movie.
And it’s better than pretty much all of Apatow’s overrated crap….
You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris
by cesarhernandez on Jun 10, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Harang is getting squeezed.
But his control is weak today.
by jsl413 on Jun 10, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bunted into FC at second.
I thought that only happened to the Reds!
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Anyone notice
The Reds drafted some pitcher with the last name of Monster?
I guess I should check the draft thread. Prolly mentioned there….
You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris
by cesarhernandez on Jun 10, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
First name Marilyn?
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And further up in this thread
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, I scrolled quickly
to catch up. Missed that…
You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris
by cesarhernandez on Jun 10, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Make that three.
And a bunch of line drives to the outfield.
I think Dusty probably needs to pull him out at the first sign of trouble unless the Reds score like five runs in a hurry.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jim Day has had a revelation:
the Internet goes worldwide!
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jim Day is an 84 year old woman
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Should someone tase him?
What’s up everybody? Just got home, looks like I missed the only action in the game thus far.
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least T-Virus
Did not strike out.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
One HR and Bruce's stows his newfound patience
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
None of them seem all that eager to take pitches tonight
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's raining. They want to go home.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He wasn't patient, was he?
Wasn’t it a first pitch HR?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Today is the anniversay of Nuxhall's debut
Which they are talking about on Nat’s broadcast
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Did Ryan Zimmerman...
Just do what I think he did?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If you're thinking ground out, 5-3, then yes, he did.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was a bunt, though.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh was it? I get it now.
(I’m Gameday-ing here.)
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This needs to be the last inning for Harang.
He can’t locate for shit.
by jsl413 on Jun 10, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
87 pitches, though
he’ll be in there in the 7th, better or worse
by Cy Schourek on Jun 10, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, Taveras sucks
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha.
So pitching coaches need to use as many cliches as possible, until one works.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dunned down
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
OUT
Adam Dunn
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dunner picked off!
SheHanigans!
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HANIGAN!
Dunner didn’t have a chance…
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hanigan rules hard
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I've gotta say (and I know this has been said before)
I’m damn impressed with Ryan Hanigan.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll take "pleasantly surprised" for $500, Alex
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if he continues to get PT, he's ROY
but that’ll mean Joey’s out for a while in this f’ed up world soooo I hope that he doesn’t get close
by Cy Schourek on Jun 10, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How is this game still only 2-0
I thought the Reds would go to town, what with Bruce homering and Sea Bass doubling in the same inning.
But those two hits are the only ones they got all night.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 10, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
A simple glance at the lineup relieves you of that notion
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone describe the pick-off to those of us busy writing term papers.
by jsl413 on Jun 10, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
its June 10? Are you in elementary school?
by Cy Schourek on Jun 10, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Northwestern University is on quarters.
I start in Sept, get out in June.
by jsl413 on Jun 10, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
(My guess was quarters, having been to two different universities on the same system.)
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
my bad
I don’t know experiences out side of my own
by Cy Schourek on Jun 10, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
'sall good, I just know how it goes
It’s awesome in the autumn – it’s almost freakin’ October when you start, and it blows in the spring as you’re in there until June.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Picked him off at 2B
Impressive.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Picked DUNN off second
What’s refreshing is that Dibble and his booth-mate are praising Hanigan and not acting like Adam Dunn causes cancer.
by Brian B on Jun 10, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I gotta say I'm enjoying this play-by-play tandem
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Definitely.
Stupid move on his part.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah. What was he doing going halfway on that ball?
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he initially thought it was going out.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Right. So that makes me wonder even more
Either way he makes it to at least 3rd. Of course he makes to 3rd for the pitcher’s batting spot.
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
but if he's at 3rd
maybe they don’t walk hanigan?
by Cy Schourek on Jun 10, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I get what you're saying, I just think he probably didn't think
And then by the time his brain started working again, it was too late to go back and tag up.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which is what's kind of frustrating
But in fairness to Bruce, he hasn’t spent much time on the bases lately
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like Bruce felt bad about all of the comments
Saying he wasn’t being patient. That double was on the 7th pitch.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Please don't let Harang bat for himself
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And you did you magnificent dummy
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mean, he's at 90 pitches
and he’s a “hoss”, so you knew it was going to happen
Wait. 2 outs? fth?
by Cy Schourek on Jun 10, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seconded.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
“He’s only thrown 80 pitches” or something
by jsl413 on Jun 10, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, you gotta get more than 6 innings out of Harang tonight
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bottom of the order due up for Nats
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are they going to walk Harang to get to Taveras?
I would.
by Brian B on Jun 10, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bold prediction.
Nats’ half of the 7th:
8-pitch walk. Home run.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I, for one, am glad that you were wrong.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I missed the earlier discussion
Is everyone decided that Harang should be out of the game? Why?
by Brian B on Jun 10, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Getting hammered, no location.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
but enough about jch's wednesday nights
by Cy Schourek on Jun 10, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
I have to rec this
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just started watching an inning ago
But the Nats broadcasters have been talking about how good Harang’s location has been tonight
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
DIBBLE DON'T DO SARCASM
Remember the posters?
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
15-41
They’ve been drinking heavily since April.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dibble was informed he had Cirrhosison May 15th
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cirrhosion
is that a kind of fish?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
/justin'd
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And it is what happens...
When you let iron sit outside wet for a long time.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOW!!!
That is epic. I’m quite proud of that it.
Cirrhosis
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And I fuck up the reply.
Need to quit working and posting at the same time.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I couldn't find The Cay's song
so this’ll have to do.
by Cy Schourek on Jun 10, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Should have sprung for the underbody sealant.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
His arm angle seems lower today,
and he’s got a bit of a whip in his wrist. Something just doesn’t look right. But I’m more concerned about leaving Taveras in center, with how he misplaed Guzman’s single into a triple and almost let that last fly get into the gap. Oh, and he can’t hit.
by Brian B on Jun 10, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you should be a pitching coach, pronto
by Cy Schourek on Jun 10, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know my expert analysis and large words may have confused your small little brain
but that’s no reason to call me pronto!
by Brian B on Jun 10, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is truly unfair...
To call you pronto for that.
You did not plagiarize it from anywhere.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm just jealous because I don't get to watch this game on tv
and thus mocking information I don’t know. All in good fun, you know.
by Cy Schourek on Jun 10, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
isn't it nice how Taveras is back in
as soon as Dickerson got hot?
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Jun 10, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, this is a TEAM
EVERYONE plays. Unless you’re name is Janish, of course.
by Brian B on Jun 10, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They need to get through this inning so they can call the game.
by jsl413 on Jun 10, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How bad is it raining?
I have Lego Batman going here, so I’m depending on you guys.
May God bless my soul.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Welsh said the radar didn't look good.
by jsl413 on Jun 10, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
fortunately Harang's in line for a W already
so Dusty wouldn’t be tempted
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Jun 10, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lego Batman is the shit.
Play as Clayface.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have yet to play it actually
Looks like a ton of fun though.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
plus the boy hates it when I'm better than him at a game that I've never played :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Play it when he's gone. That' shits like cocaine.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
how we lookin?
Harang still throwing?
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on Jun 10, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yep.
I guess he has a shut out, so we can’t complain that much.
by jsl413 on Jun 10, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a good point
Dusty isn’t going to take him out while he’s throwing a shutout. And his batting spot is nice batters away.
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There aren't many nice batters in this lineup, dude.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Right
I’m not saying he should stay in. I’m saying Dusty isn’t going to take him out.
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was just giving you shit for the typo :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep
his aptitude is debatable. According to the RRers, this is the worst 7 innings of shutout ball ever
by Cy Schourek on Jun 10, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he doesnt even like baseball?
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on Jun 10, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Definitely
Nothing would legitimize these past seven innings like a patented David Weathers 8th inning.
by Brian B on Jun 10, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nooo. Really, no. Please no.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
1 more inning for Harang?
I say no – especially since Guzman (!?!) is 2-3 off Harang today.
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Jun 10, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
but he has kept him in the park!
If Harang is pulled, we’d likely see Rhodes again.
by Brian B on Jun 10, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and bruce is our only offense today?
has anyone else hit the ball a little bit hard?
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on Jun 10, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Gonzalez did, actually.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wazzz'up dudes...
Listening to the game on the way home from work, sounds like Jay is practicing patience and power. – And will the real T-Virus please stand up, please stand up..how about that Hanigan guy..and a game wouldn’t be complete without a knock on sMarty…he’s was cutting clownboy off at the knees all 30 minutes home from work.
Last inning for Adma Harang..
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Can you make it Tuesday Mads?
I’ll get your ticket, even. I’m gonna try to get Frenchy to sign my FAILCOUER shirt.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's looking like a strong possibility...
What time…where etc etc…oh wait I’ve got to listen to Ask sMarty"
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm gonna go down for BP and see if I can get my shirt signed
But we can figure it out. You have my cell number, just let me know when you get loose and can head down.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This isn't how we were supposed to win this series.
The Nats were supposed to be able to hit, and give up a lot of runs. What’s with this low-scoring garbage?
by jsl413 on Jun 10, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ssssssshhhhhhhhhh
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF?
Pirates, Cards, Cubs, Brewers all winning at the moment.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
STRONGEST DIVISION IN BASEBALL!!!!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
With no Red Sox or Yankees?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ESPN'd
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Strong enough for the NL Central but Ph balance for the AL East.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ESPN has been saying that
Well, second strongest after the AL East…
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 10, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Best Division in Baseball
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
When do we get to play the Astros again?
by Brian B on Jun 10, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lance Berkman wants to know.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think not until September
Since we saw them so much already
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
For the sake of the universe...
I hope they are not playing each other.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The lone losing team is playing the Cubs.
Go Astros, you can do it.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You, sir, just earned yourself a rec
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was that a bunt ground out to the pitcher by Taveras
Or was he trying to swing?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Does it matter?
(he tried, FWIW)
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least he tried.
He gets an E for “Effort.”
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And he also gets...
An “A” for “automatic out.”
An “I” for “I can’t understand why the fuck he is starting in CF when he can neither field nor hit.”
An “O” as in “O-for-his last 19.”
And a “U” for “Unbelievable.”
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
and sometimes Y
for those days Dickerson ain’t starting and there’s a righty on the mound
by Cy Schourek on Jun 10, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
/Nix'd.
Very nice.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's the difference?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i absolutely HATE it
that BP always swings at that pitch. you would think that after 100 times of rolling it to the SS he would learn not to swing at it.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 10, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FYI
Thursday is Ladies’ Night at Nationals Park
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Is there a ballgame too?
Or is it a day game?
by Brian B on Jun 10, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think that's the crazy 4:30 start time game, isn't it?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know, but this was featured on 2008's Ladies Night Card
The Savvy Girls of Summer will back again promoting their new book, “It Takes More Than Balls.” (More Info ") – Be sure to bring your copy to be autographed!
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh jeez
Is Brendan the lead writer for the Nats, with puns like that?
by Cy Schourek on Jun 10, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
When Daedelus was searching for RR's to go to a Nats game, why didn't this come up?
by Brian B on Jun 10, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It starts with a rooftop happy hour
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've driven enough this week, thanks though.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet we could find you a cheap flight out of CVG
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hell of a review of Turner Field, BTW
I would have said so, but THERE IS NO MOBILE COMMENTING.
by Brian B on Jun 10, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I hate that too.
…so I just go to the full site version on the phone and log in there.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
(sadly, it took me a long time to figure out that option was there.)
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It would take the entire train ride for the site to load (because the side bar loads last)
Then I’d have to click on Fan Posts and wait for that to load. Then I’d have to click on comments and wait for that to load fully. Then hope the application doesn’t crash while I’m typing the comment.
by Brian B on Jun 10, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I understand that too.
You gonna be in line on June 19th?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks man
I was dead on my feet when I wrote that, I shoulda/coulda done a better job. :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also Military Appreciation Day
Time to find me a uniform…
by Brendanukkah on Jun 10, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh no
Rhodes and Weathers are up. Aaron, don’t tempt Dusty.
by Brian B on Jun 10, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
1 SO... this is a weird outing
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
concensus: if it wasn't against the Nats, he would've been out 3 innings ago with a shitty day
by Cy Schourek on Jun 10, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The gNats can hit though.
Who’s looking forward to CoCo vs. Dunn?
by jsl413 on Jun 10, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I figured Dusty would stick with Harang.
not sure I loved the idea, though
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Jun 10, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Aaron is Dusty's Ace
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I just did some research...
if you take away Mike Lincoln’s ER allowed and Innings pitched, the Reds have the 2nd best ERA in the majors.
/DFA’d
by ThePensive on Jun 10, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Substitute a league average guy in there, at least.
by jsl413 on Jun 10, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good point...
apparently we still end up 2nd, although barely (assuming a 100 ERA+ in GABP is around 4.50, which is the best number I could come up with on a cursory search)
by ThePensive on Jun 10, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahh geez, who's coming in?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish it was Danny Ray
just for the pure tweety-vs.-sylvester that him v. Dunn would’ve been
by Cy Schourek on Jun 10, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We haven't seen him in a while, have we?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoa
What a sig…“Sir, can you please put your pants back on?” So far its gotta be in the top 10 all time RR sigs.
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is what you miss when you miss Burger Blitz, Madville.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm trying to change my entire schedule...
my whole life…just to make it to a Burger Blitz before I die.
My last burger filled me up – 
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck
damnit, Aaron. Now see what you’ve done?
by Brian B on Jun 10, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dunn VS Aturo
Worries me.
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOO!!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hernanigans envelops Dunn
First at second. Second at first.
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Who's on first?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not Dunn!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Third base
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is he over Unger?
Or under Dunn?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I Don't Know
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rhodes and Hernandez are turning out to be big-time pickups!
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Jun 10, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
greetings all
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 10, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
greeting obc
signed – Mr. Flower Pants
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice nickname!
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 10, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey shithead
Sorry, was on the phone. :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joe Biemel has one of my favorite roster pics
2 years runnin
by Cy Schourek on Jun 10, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We're going to have to hit the ball higher
by Brian B on Jun 10, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And more to the side of the opposing players
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jay Offense - add us a Great American Insurance Run!
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Jun 10, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He lost his patience
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Is he a Doctor too?
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He lost his patience
How could he support his practice?
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like a doctor who stopped taking insurance.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jay, Jay Jay Jay
swinging at the first pitch will get you 2 for 29, or whatever it was. Remember? It wasn’t long ago.
by Brian B on Jun 10, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
1 walk
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Annnnnd... shit.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It would just be tooo perfect if this game went into extra innings
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Not until after we sit here for an hour.
dammit.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck
The one thing I hate about Cordero is not that he’s hittable, it’s that he tries to get hitters to swing at pitches out of the strike zone BEFORE he’s ahead in the count.
by Brian B on Jun 10, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Mine, too.
Weird.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is raining..bottom of the ninth
1 on first for the Nats
3ball 2 strikes on batter #2
Reds ahead 2 – 0
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
rain delay!
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 10, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
OMG, you've got to be kidding me!
Rain Delay.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
RAIN DELAY
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Of course!
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Cordero has really converted 29 consecutive save chances?
Really? Have I been living in a cave?
by Brian B on Jun 10, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
All of his major mistakes have been in non-save opportunities.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
CLOSERS SHOULDN'T BE USED IN NON-SAVE SITUATIONS!!!!
/Brantley’d
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 10, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
July was his last blown save
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK.
THIS SUCKS ASS.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
There's lightning
Dibble says
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
1 Rain Delay
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Question
do you guys want another thread? Seems silly for 3 more outs, but Welsh says this rain could last a couple of hours.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 10, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm gonna go work on my paper.
Hopefully by the time I’m done in 2 days this game ends.
by jsl413 on Jun 10, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
May as well!
Surely our grousing could fill it up.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you have to be joking!!!
they wait until our 1-inning max closer has thrown 10 pitches to call the delay
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Jun 10, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Crap, and I needed this save in the fantasy league.
by Brian B on Jun 10, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who knows, you might get it!
Dusty is a big fan of letting his guys pad their stats.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
so, if it's a 30 minute delay...
Weathers to close?
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Jun 10, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We don't have anybody else who could possibly do the job.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's move this party to a new thread
http://www.redreporter.com/2009/6/10/905517/game-58-thread-2-rain-srsly-with
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 10, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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