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Game 58 Thread: Reds at Nationals

Cincinnati Reds at Washington Nationals, Jun 10, 2009 7:05 PM EDT



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Cincinnati Reds
@ Washington Nationals

Wednesday, Jun 10, 2009, 7:05 PM EDT
Nationals Park

Aaron Harang vs Shairon Martis

Partly cloudy. Game time temperature around 80.

 

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W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2009 - Aaron Harang 5-6 4.11 1.38 65 17



W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2009 - Shairon Martis 5-1 5.31 1.42 27 27


Aaron Harang hates Shairon Martis.  I have no actual evidence to back this up, but I have a very strong suspicion that it is true.  Why, you ask?  Because despite having a 5.31 ERA and walking as many batters as he has struck out, Martis has a 5-1 record on a team that is 15-41.  Talk about a lucky sumbitch.

Actually, Martis hasn't pitched as poorly as his 5.31 ERA would indicate.  He's only given up more than 3 runs in 4 of his 11 starts this season.  It looks like Manny Acta has had a fairly quick hook with him as the 22-year old has only thrown over 90 pitches in 4 games this year.  Even with that quick hook, he's still averaging 5.2 innings a start, not bad for a kid his age.  As you'd expect this will be the first time the Reds have faced Martis.  That always turns out well.

Harang calmed some fears about his handling during the long rain delay a couple of weeks ago with an 8-inning complete game against the Cardinals in his last start.   He's been a bit too hittable so far this year, which is surprising given the improvement in defense the Reds have seen.  Then again, the defensive efficiency in his starts is the 2nd lowest in the NL.  That combined with his lack or run support makes me think the other Reds players really don't like Harang.  I can't wait until he's traded so everybody can act like they hated him all along!

Speaking of lack of run support, the offense is now batting a dandy .214/.295/.313 in June.  They have 7 sacrifice hits and only 5 home runs during the month, which is how they've been able to go 4-4 so far, obviously.  The only players with an OPS over .800 for the month are Laynce Nix and Brandon Phillips.  On the other hand, there are 4 players with at least 20 PA and an OPS of .515 or lower.  Help us, Joey-wan Votto-bi!  You're our only hope. 

Well, playing the Natinals should help too.

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"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 6:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

How are you both here AND in the draft open thread?!?!?!

You’s a damned witch.

Also, great job today and thanks for picking up where Turtle left off. For those of us at work, the updates have been awesome.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The miracle of tabbed browsing!

Praise Cheesus!

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by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Amen

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No problem

Hopefully he’ll be back on later to give us some insight on those picks, I think we picked up a real monster in the 25th.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I saw that. He immediately became my new favorite Red and I'm willing to wear his memorabilia.

Could you imagine that bad-ass giveaways they could do with him?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think a Monster shirt next to a Bong shirt would be a good picture

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on Jun 10, 2009 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's a pitcher

But what if he ended up being a closer? Think of the possibilities!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude...

in the National League, we don’t have a DH.

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by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm ordering his jersey the second they put him on the 40-man with a number

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also, holy shit

The high school team he played for was called the Voodoos. I’m totally not making that up.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's pretty cool ...

but on a more disturbing note, why did that fighter plane shit out a pencil?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it's a fighter plane eraser.

Not the most effective design.

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by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah got it ...

also, I hope Monster didn’t play basketball because they look like the kind of sucked

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Catch the dude with the radical afro...did we draft him?

Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads

by Madville on Jun 10, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed ...

I also think a bobblehead of him destroying, I don’t know, Wrigleyville? would be the tits.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does ESPN ever show any game

not involving the Red Sox or Yankees?

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by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes

Mets and Phillies or Dodgers (insert random West Coast team)

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cubs

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is anyone else curious as to

WHY THE FUCK CDICK ISN’T IN AGAINST A RIGHTY

by jsl413 on Jun 10, 2009 7:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Because Taveras is hitting so well?

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by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

because

Taveras is Dusty’s center fielder. He said so the other day.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 10, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice start guys

Come on Aaron, easy first inning.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Eight pitches?

Wow.

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by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, so

that went so fast, that I looked up at my TV and was wondering why the game hadn’t started yet. I didn’t even notice the top of the 1st happened.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The team is in a rush to get to bed...

they’re going to some museums tomorrow morning.

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by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Too soon? Never.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I made it less specific...

Since I don’t think the world was ready for the original version.

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by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's just piss poor.

I can’t even be sarcastic about it, that was so awful. Making this guy look like fucking Roy Halladay.

by jsl413 on Jun 10, 2009 7:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Can you believe it?

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by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, I meant

there were no typos.

I still don’t believe it.

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by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're to go fuck yourself

yeah that didn’t really work.

Bloop

by justin007000 on Jun 10, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF has gotten into Guzman?

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by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

nix'd

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by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Huh.

Dunn saw the fewest number of pitches that inning.

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by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I was kind of surprised to see him swing at the first pitch there

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Base Runner!!!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Quick, let's HAVOC him away!

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by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I could see us trying to steal with Nix.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The great thing about this lineup

is that it’s made up entirely of guys who should be hitting fifth or lower in a major league lineup.

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by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey

Torre usually has Matt Kemp batting 8th.

He sits alone...Reds are not home.

by Gapper on Jun 10, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also, on a non-related note, what does everyone think of Chad's comments about Palmer?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What are you talking about?

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by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This
"I know people are trying to say we’re mad at each other and all that, but we’re good," he said. "We’re like Brokeback Mountain. I’m going to be with Carson so much in July that I’m going to be the nanny (for his new twins).

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We're like Brokeback Mountain!?

That’ll fly in Cincinnati.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY!

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by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's tres awesome. Not the quote, the idea of Bill Cunningham's head esplodin'

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!!!!

It’s been a while

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BRUUUUUUUUUUUCE!!!!!

2-0 REDS!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It had been too long, baby.

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by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOOO

Hit parade!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Alex didn't want to be in danger of having

a lower batting average than Bruce.

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by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, whatever makes him hit.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So why not pitch around Hanigan here?

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by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Take 12 steps away.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go to the garage.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aaron Harang

Loves to face: Changeup (because it’s not too fast)
Hates to face: Fastball (because it’s too fast)

by jsl413 on Jun 10, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Was that Daedalus?

I think we might have just seen some RR’ers.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Did they have a sign?

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by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where? I'm at work and listening to the game.

Where were they sitting?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No idea - it was a shot of a part of a section.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BOOOOOO!!!

FSReds is the worst.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also, I'm glad you liked that link.

I’m going to use those during every Texas game this year.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

As well you should.

That was some fantastic stuff.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's easily the best CFB blog. The whole website reads like that.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thomas Alva Ladyflowerpuncher

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tavish McAwesomeblossom

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I loved the fact that someone in the comments posted

Bob Johnson

Made my day.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep, yep.

Great stuff.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also

Mikel McArmistice Poplarfist

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Amazing website.

Simply fantastic

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

Judging off of pictures from Facebook, I think we saw D and ’Nukkah in that gaggle of Reds fans. Awesome!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's the coolest. I hope they took photos and post them.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LoL, I know what Daedalus looks like

And yeah, I’m guessing that hairy guy she was talking to was ’nukkah (from his FB photo, also.)

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's cause Xavier fans don't understand football.

/zing
//Mother went to XU

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

/reply'd

And the other half are OSU fans, so there.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

/wrongplace'd

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I, honestly, I have no idea how this got here

SB Nation has been shitty today.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was it along the third base line, near the left fielder, but about four rows back from the field?

Was there some C. Trent lookin’ dude next to her? Cuz then, yeah, that was me and her. But I’d say the stadium was easily half Reds fans.

by Brendanukkah on Jun 10, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its amazing Austin Kearns at 29

is the 4th OF on a historical bad team. At 22- 900 OPS and could play a passable CF and was an elite defensive corner OF.
I really thought Austin was as close to a sure thing as you can find.

by davidmac84 on Jun 10, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Error on an outfielder?

What’d he do?

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by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Just dropped it

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Woooo

Washington’s defense is terrible.

I’m talking Washington Huskies football bad.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

They got that Montana kid, so they shouldn't suck as badly in a few years

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I saw that

but on that same note — it’s hard to pass when your laying on your back. Washington, seriously, has one of the shittiest offensive lines in the country.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I can't imagine playing for Charlie Weis to be that bad

“Sorry ND, I’d much rather finish last in the Pac-10, get sacked 100 times, and play in a city where it rains 80% of the time than play for your team.”

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed.

But in all reality, he WILL start in Seattle next fall. Not so much in South Bend.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I suppose he will

where he’d probably get to start for 2 years at ND, and maybe sooner if Clausen continues to be a terrible quarterback.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

when Clausen continues to be a terrible quarterback.

Fixed it for you.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, you're probably right.

/sigh

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had a conversation this weekend about the similarities between ND fans and Cubs fans

I’m not sayin’, I’m just sayin’. :)

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's completely bunk.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whatever, bandwagon boy

I bet you like the Lakers and Cowboys too. :P

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So not true

I grew up in Hawkeye country, and later moved to Indiana. Wanting an Indiana team to root for, I decided against Purdue and IU because they were both Big 10 teams, and ND was the logical choice. This was cemented by going to XU for college where roughly 50% of the population are ND fans.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's cause Xavier fans don't understand football.

Zing
/Mother went to XU

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm an OSU alum and fan

I was also raised Catholic and rooted for ND growing up. Pear Bryant has runined ND football for me. I hate him sooooo much. I only wish for Clausen’s failure because I want him out of there.

Will never root for them over OSU, but twice a year (USC and scUM) I’m practically Lou Holtz.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also

Apple Cup is the single worse rivalry game in CFB.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Taveras has a very low worth right now!

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Below replacement value.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

below replacement level

was very predictable. I thought he might be lower than Patterson 2008. But I just looked again at Corey’s line and that may be impossible to match.

by davidmac84 on Jun 10, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He seems to be playing hurt.

At his best he was pretty decent, but he’s not at his best and pressing at the plate these days. It’s painful to watch.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

GIBP!

Hadn’t seen one of those in a while.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FSN getting political with it

Steve Treehouse is on

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This guy is a fucking tool

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, there you go

Grande just got him to give up detailed directions to his house. Go get him.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Those were lies

no one wants Grande at their house.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can't handle the mucho Grande

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're right

I also don’t want to.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, awesome.

Taver-Ass

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

How bad did he look?

I’m shutting down and heading to watch this in a minute…

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What the crap was he doing out there?

That should have been a single if he lets it fall. Then he lopes over to get it off the wall, tosses it weakley and it’s almost in an IPHR all of a sudden.

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously, Guzman? WTF?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Who's the only Expo/National to win 20 games?

Former Red? I’m a t a loss.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, that's a tough one.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ross Grimley?

Never woulda got it.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No way.

Ross Grimsley. Consider my mind blown.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here's the crazy thing

Steve Rogers went to 5 All-Star games with the Expos. He never won 20 games. He won 19 in ‘82 but next closest high was 17 (’77 and ‘83). Lifetime ERA of 3.17. Lends credence to Gray’s hatred of the ‘win’ stat as something worth putting stock into.

Rogers is a perfect example of a good pitcher that got shitty run support.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

COMMON guys, get through the fifth!

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

12 runs in last 5 games...ugh

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn, is SBN slow or is it really this dead in here?

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's really this dead.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

However, I'm back from a Skyline run

So let the shananigans ensue!

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck. You.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope, busy eating chili. :)

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Later then.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope, Penn Station run!

And then Montgomery Inn and LaRosa’s.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU

/off to McDonald’s or something equally shitty

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I saw the commercial earlier in the broadcast and thought about it

It probably would have been worth it.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You still can...

And don’t forget, it’s Skyway time! (The bastard who packed my bag did, apparently.) :(

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't believe you might ditch us tomorrow

<3 = broke

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What? No, I'm totally in for dinner.

And don’t lie, I can’t break something you ain’t got!

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Strangely I'm beginning to think I might actually have one ;)

/sappy’d

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

::vomit::

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You have to come down soon

We need to meet.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will as soon as I can get an off day

I want to meet you people as well. Mainly because I know you guys won’t judge my alcoholism. Rather, you’ll encourage it.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude, I've seen you drink.

You’ve got nothing on these guys.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You haven't seen me in all my glory after moving to 'Nowheresville'

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"And a challenger appears"

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We're kinda dangerous

Especially if gasoline is involved. You might lose your shirt. Not as in losing money, you might go home topless. Right Ash?

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Topless I can deal with

Pantless is alright, too.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right, sir.

Also, how’s that forearm doing?

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The hair is growing back nicely, thank you. :)

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Note to Dusty:

Keeping your pitcher in so he can get a win does not work if your pitcher gives up the winning runs.

Harang is getting hit really hard. I think he should be on a pretty short leash.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I saw 'The Hangover' yesterday

Highly recommended.

That is all.

You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris

by cesarhernandez on Jun 10, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Second'd

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

God, I have to see that movie.

You two are like the 14th and 15th person to tell me it’s fantastic.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It'll get to Van Wert in like 2014, right?

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My sister graduates Saturday, so I'll probably go see it this weekend in Columbus.

Also, I do believe it’s here, I just have no time to go see movies any more.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah it was damn good

Pretty consistently funny. MUCH better than that POS Wedding Crashers, which started as a guy movie, then turned into a shitty chick flick halfway through. This was totally a guy movie.

And it’s better than pretty much all of Apatow’s overrated crap….

You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris

by cesarhernandez on Jun 10, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Harang is getting squeezed.

But his control is weak today.

by jsl413 on Jun 10, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bunted into FC at second.

I thought that only happened to the Reds!

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Anyone notice

The Reds drafted some pitcher with the last name of Monster?

I guess I should check the draft thread. Prolly mentioned there….

You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris

by cesarhernandez on Jun 10, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

First name Marilyn?

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And further up in this thread

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, I scrolled quickly

to catch up. Missed that…

You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris

by cesarhernandez on Jun 10, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Make that three.

And a bunch of line drives to the outfield.

I think Dusty probably needs to pull him out at the first sign of trouble unless the Reds score like five runs in a hurry.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jim Day has had a revelation:

the Internet goes worldwide!

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jim Day is an 84 year old woman

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Should someone tase him?

What’s up everybody? Just got home, looks like I missed the only action in the game thus far.

"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "

by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Word

I’ve been in and out but we’re doing juuuuuuuuust fine.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least T-Virus

Did not strike out.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

One HR and Bruce's stows his newfound patience

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

None of them seem all that eager to take pitches tonight

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's raining. They want to go home.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He wasn't patient, was he?

Wasn’t it a first pitch HR?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Today is the anniversay of Nuxhall's debut

Which they are talking about on Nat’s broadcast

"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "

by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Did Ryan Zimmerman...

Just do what I think he did?

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If you're thinking ground out, 5-3, then yes, he did.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was a bunt, though.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh was it? I get it now.

(I’m Gameday-ing here.)

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

87 pitches, though

he’ll be in there in the 7th, better or worse

by Cy Schourek on Jun 10, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also, Taveras sucks

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha.

So pitching coaches need to use as many cliches as possible, until one works.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dunned down

"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "

by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OUT

Adam Dunn

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dunner picked off!

SheHanigans!

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HANIGAN!

Dunner didn’t have a chance…

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hanigan rules hard

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I've gotta say (and I know this has been said before)

I’m damn impressed with Ryan Hanigan.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll take "pleasantly surprised" for $500, Alex

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if he continues to get PT, he's ROY

but that’ll mean Joey’s out for a while in this f’ed up world soooo I hope that he doesn’t get close

by Cy Schourek on Jun 10, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How is this game still only 2-0

I thought the Reds would go to town, what with Bruce homering and Sea Bass doubling in the same inning.

But those two hits are the only ones they got all night.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jun 10, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

A simple glance at the lineup relieves you of that notion

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Northwestern University is on quarters.

I start in Sept, get out in June.

by jsl413 on Jun 10, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

my bad

I don’t know experiences out side of my own

by Cy Schourek on Jun 10, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

'sall good, I just know how it goes

It’s awesome in the autumn – it’s almost freakin’ October when you start, and it blows in the spring as you’re in there until June.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Picked him off at 2B

Impressive.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Picked DUNN off second

What’s refreshing is that Dibble and his booth-mate are praising Hanigan and not acting like Adam Dunn causes cancer.

by Brian B on Jun 10, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I gotta say I'm enjoying this play-by-play tandem

"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "

by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Definitely.

Stupid move on his part.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah. What was he doing going halfway on that ball?

"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "

by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he initially thought it was going out.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right. So that makes me wonder even more

Either way he makes it to at least 3rd. Of course he makes to 3rd for the pitcher’s batting spot.

"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "

by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

but if he's at 3rd

maybe they don’t walk hanigan?

by Cy Schourek on Jun 10, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I get what you're saying, I just think he probably didn't think

And then by the time his brain started working again, it was too late to go back and tag up.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Which is what's kind of frustrating

But in fairness to Bruce, he hasn’t spent much time on the bases lately

"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "

by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looks like Bruce felt bad about all of the comments

Saying he wasn’t being patient. That double was on the 7th pitch.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Please don't let Harang bat for himself

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And you did you magnificent dummy

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I mean, he's at 90 pitches

and he’s a “hoss”, so you knew it was going to happen

Wait. 2 outs? fth?

by Cy Schourek on Jun 10, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seconded.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

“He’s only thrown 80 pitches” or something

by jsl413 on Jun 10, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, you gotta get more than 6 innings out of Harang tonight

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bottom of the order due up for Nats

"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "

by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why not?

And turn this over to the bullpen?

by Brian B on Jun 10, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bold prediction.

Nats’ half of the 7th:

8-pitch walk. Home run.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I, for one, am glad that you were wrong.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I missed the earlier discussion

Is everyone decided that Harang should be out of the game? Why?

by Brian B on Jun 10, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Getting hammered, no location.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have to rec this

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Green'd.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just started watching an inning ago

But the Nats broadcasters have been talking about how good Harang’s location has been tonight

"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "

by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

DIBBLE DON'T DO SARCASM

Remember the posters?

"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "

by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

15-41

They’ve been drinking heavily since April.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dibble was informed he had Cirrhosison May 15th

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cirrhosion

is that a kind of fish?

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

/justin'd

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And it is what happens...

When you let iron sit outside wet for a long time.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOW!!!

That is epic. I’m quite proud of that it.

Cirrhosis

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And I fuck up the reply.

Need to quit working and posting at the same time.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Should have sprung for the underbody sealant.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

His arm angle seems lower today,

and he’s got a bit of a whip in his wrist. Something just doesn’t look right. But I’m more concerned about leaving Taveras in center, with how he misplaed Guzman’s single into a triple and almost let that last fly get into the gap. Oh, and he can’t hit.

by Brian B on Jun 10, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is truly unfair...

To call you pronto for that.

You did not plagiarize it from anywhere.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm just jealous because I don't get to watch this game on tv

and thus mocking information I don’t know. All in good fun, you know.

by Cy Schourek on Jun 10, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

isn't it nice how Taveras is back in

as soon as Dickerson got hot?

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Jun 10, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, this is a TEAM

EVERYONE plays. Unless you’re name is Janish, of course.

by Brian B on Jun 10, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on Jun 10, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How bad is it raining?

I have Lego Batman going here, so I’m depending on you guys.

May God bless my soul.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fortunately Harang's in line for a W already

so Dusty wouldn’t be tempted

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Jun 10, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lego Batman is the shit.

Play as Clayface.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have yet to play it actually

Looks like a ton of fun though.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

plus the boy hates it when I'm better than him at a game that I've never played :)

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Play it when he's gone. That' shits like cocaine.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

how we lookin?

Harang still throwing?

Tanzen!

by Verka Serduchka on Jun 10, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

I guess he has a shut out, so we can’t complain that much.

by jsl413 on Jun 10, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's a good point

Dusty isn’t going to take him out while he’s throwing a shutout. And his batting spot is nice batters away.

"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "

by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There aren't many nice batters in this lineup, dude.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right

I’m not saying he should stay in. I’m saying Dusty isn’t going to take him out.

"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "

by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was just giving you shit for the typo :)

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on Jun 10, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha!

Now I get it. And feel nice times stupider

"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "

by RedConn on Jun 10, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep

his aptitude is debatable. According to the RRers, this is the worst 7 innings of shutout ball ever

by Cy Schourek on Jun 10, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Definitely

Nothing would legitimize these past seven innings like a patented David Weathers 8th inning.

by Brian B on Jun 10, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nooo. Really, no. Please no.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on Jun 10, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

1 more inning for Harang?

I say no – especially since Guzman (!?!) is 2-3 off Harang today.

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." -