Game 58 Thread: Reds at Nationals
by Slyde on Jun 10, 2009 6:00 PM EDT
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Aaron Harang hates Shairon Martis. I have no actual evidence to back this up, but I have a very strong suspicion that it is true. Why, you ask? Because despite having a 5.31 ERA and walking as many batters as he has struck out, Martis has a 5-1 record on a team that is 15-41. Talk about a lucky sumbitch.
Actually, Martis hasn't pitched as poorly as his 5.31 ERA would indicate. He's only given up more than 3 runs in 4 of his 11 starts this season. It looks like Manny Acta has had a fairly quick hook with him as the 22-year old has only thrown over 90 pitches in 4 games this year. Even with that quick hook, he's still averaging 5.2 innings a start, not bad for a kid his age. As you'd expect this will be the first time the Reds have faced Martis. That always turns out well.
Harang calmed some fears about his handling during the long rain delay a couple of weeks ago with an 8-inning complete game against the Cardinals in his last start. He's been a bit too hittable so far this year, which is surprising given the improvement in defense the Reds have seen. Then again, the defensive efficiency in his starts is the 2nd lowest in the NL. That combined with his lack or run support makes me think the other Reds players really don't like Harang. I can't wait until he's traded so everybody can act like they hated him all along!
Speaking of lack of run support, the offense is now batting a dandy .214/.295/.313 in June. They have 7 sacrifice hits and only 5 home runs during the month, which is how they've been able to go 4-4 so far, obviously. The only players with an OPS over .800 for the month are Laynce Nix and Brandon Phillips. On the other hand, there are 4 players with at least 20 PA and an OPS of .515 or lower. Help us, Joey-wan Votto-bi! You're our only hope.
Well, playing the Natinals should help too.
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"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
How are you both here AND in the draft open thread?!?!?!
You’s a damned witch.
Also, great job today and thanks for picking up where Turtle left off. For those of us at work, the updates have been awesome.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Amen
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions
No problem
Hopefully he’ll be back on later to give us some insight on those picks, I think we picked up a real monster in the 25th.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I saw that. He immediately became my new favorite Red and I'm willing to wear his memorabilia.
Could you imagine that bad-ass giveaways they could do with him?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I think a Monster shirt next to a Bong shirt would be a good picture
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
But would the stadium always play that annoying "Monster Mash" song when he bats?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
He's a pitcher
But what if he ended up being a closer? Think of the possibilities!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm ordering his jersey the second they put him on the 40-man with a number
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Also, holy shit
The high school team he played for was called the Voodoos. I’m totally not making that up.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions
That's pretty cool ...
but on a more disturbing note, why did that fighter plane shit out a pencil?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I think it's a fighter plane eraser.
Not the most effective design.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Ah got it ...
also, I hope Monster didn’t play basketball because they look like the kind of sucked
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Catch the dude with the radical afro...did we draft him?
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
Agreed ...
I also think a bobblehead of him destroying, I don’t know, Wrigleyville? would be the tits.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions
i'd like to thank doug for the work he is doing at redsminorleagues.com
it is a simple and easy way to follow the draft.
Bloop
Does ESPN ever show any game
not involving the Red Sox or Yankees?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Yes
Mets and Phillies or Dodgers (insert random West Coast team)
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions
because
Taveras is Dusty’s center fielder. He said so the other day.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Nice start guys
Come on Aaron, easy first inning.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:10 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah, so
that went so fast, that I looked up at my TV and was wondering why the game hadn’t started yet. I didn’t even notice the top of the 1st happened.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
The team is in a rush to get to bed...
they’re going to some museums tomorrow morning.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on Jun 10, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Too soon? Never.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
I made it less specific...
Since I don’t think the world was ready for the original version.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
That's just piss poor.
I can’t even be sarcastic about it, that was so awful. Making this guy look like fucking Roy Halladay.
you're to go fuck yourself
yeah that didn’t really work.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Jun 10, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions
you see what happens when i take an overnight train
get about 1 hour of sleep, and wake up at 3:50 in the morning.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Jun 10, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I was kind of surprised to see him swing at the first pitch there
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Base Runner!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions
I could see us trying to steal with Nix.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
The great thing about this lineup
is that it’s made up entirely of guys who should be hitting fifth or lower in a major league lineup.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Also, on a non-related note, what does everyone think of Chad's comments about Palmer?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions
This
"I know people are trying to say we’re mad at each other and all that, but we’re good," he said. "We’re like Brokeback Mountain. I’m going to be with Carson so much in July that I’m going to be the nanny (for his new twins).
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
We're like Brokeback Mountain!?
That’ll fly in Cincinnati.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
It's tres awesome. Not the quote, the idea of Bill Cunningham's head esplodin'
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!!!!
It’s been a while
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions
BRUUUUUUUUUUUCE!!!!!
2-0 REDS!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
WOOOO
Hit parade!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions
Alex didn't want to be in danger of having
a lower batting average than Bruce.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Hey, whatever makes him hit.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Take 12 steps away.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Go to the garage.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Aaron Harang
Loves to face: Changeup (because it’s not too fast)
Hates to face: Fastball (because it’s too fast)
by jsl413 on Jun 10, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Was that Daedalus?
I think we might have just seen some RR’ers.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
Might've. Don't know. People were talking, they were in the corner of the screen.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
Where? I'm at work and listening to the game.
Where were they sitting?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
BOOOOOO!!!
FSReds is the worst.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Also, I'm glad you liked that link.
I’m going to use those during every Texas game this year.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
It's easily the best CFB blog. The whole website reads like that.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Tavish McAwesomeblossom
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I loved the fact that someone in the comments posted
Bob Johnson
Made my day.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
Yep, yep.
Great stuff.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Also
Mikel McArmistice Poplarfist
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Amazing website.
Simply fantastic
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep.
Judging off of pictures from Facebook, I think we saw D and ’Nukkah in that gaggle of Reds fans. Awesome!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
That's the coolest. I hope they took photos and post them.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions
LoL, I know what Daedalus looks like
And yeah, I’m guessing that hairy guy she was talking to was ’nukkah (from his FB photo, also.)
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
That's cause Xavier fans don't understand football.
/zing
//Mother went to XU
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
/wrongplace'd
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
I, honestly, I have no idea how this got here
SB Nation has been shitty today.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Was it along the third base line, near the left fielder, but about four rows back from the field?
Was there some C. Trent lookin’ dude next to her? Cuz then, yeah, that was me and her. But I’d say the stadium was easily half Reds fans.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 10, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Its amazing Austin Kearns at 29
is the 4th OF on a historical bad team. At 22- 900 OPS and could play a passable CF and was an elite defensive corner OF.
I really thought Austin was as close to a sure thing as you can find.
Just dropped it
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Woooo
Washington’s defense is terrible.
I’m talking Washington Huskies football bad.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions
They got that Montana kid, so they shouldn't suck as badly in a few years
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I saw that
but on that same note — it’s hard to pass when your laying on your back. Washington, seriously, has one of the shittiest offensive lines in the country.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I can't imagine playing for Charlie Weis to be that bad
“Sorry ND, I’d much rather finish last in the Pac-10, get sacked 100 times, and play in a city where it rains 80% of the time than play for your team.”
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed.
But in all reality, he WILL start in Seattle next fall. Not so much in South Bend.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I suppose he will
where he’d probably get to start for 2 years at ND, and maybe sooner if Clausen continues to be a terrible quarterback.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
when Clausen continues to be a terrible quarterback.
Fixed it for you.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, you're probably right.
/sigh
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I had a conversation this weekend about the similarities between ND fans and Cubs fans
I’m not sayin’, I’m just sayin’. :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
That's completely bunk.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Whatever, bandwagon boy
I bet you like the Lakers and Cowboys too. :P
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
So not true
I grew up in Hawkeye country, and later moved to Indiana. Wanting an Indiana team to root for, I decided against Purdue and IU because they were both Big 10 teams, and ND was the logical choice. This was cemented by going to XU for college where roughly 50% of the population are ND fans.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
That's cause Xavier fans don't understand football.
Zing
/Mother went to XU
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm an OSU alum and fan
I was also raised Catholic and rooted for ND growing up. Pear Bryant has runined ND football for me. I hate him sooooo much. I only wish for Clausen’s failure because I want him out of there.
Will never root for them over OSU, but twice a year (USC and scUM) I’m practically Lou Holtz.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Also
Apple Cup is the single worse rivalry game in CFB.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Taveras has a very low worth right now!
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions
below replacement level
was very predictable. I thought he might be lower than Patterson 2008. But I just looked again at Corey’s line and that may be impossible to match.
He seems to be playing hurt.
At his best he was pretty decent, but he’s not at his best and pressing at the plate these days. It’s painful to watch.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
FSN getting political with it
Steve Treehouse is on
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
This guy is a fucking tool
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, there you go
Grande just got him to give up detailed directions to his house. Go get him.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
Those were lies
no one wants Grande at their house.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions
You can't handle the mucho Grande
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
You're right
I also don’t want to.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow, awesome.
Taver-Ass
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions
How bad did he look?
I’m shutting down and heading to watch this in a minute…
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
What the crap was he doing out there?
That should have been a single if he lets it fall. Then he lopes over to get it off the wall, tosses it weakley and it’s almost in an IPHR all of a sudden.
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Who's the only Expo/National to win 20 games?
Former Red? I’m a t a loss.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Yeah, that's a tough one.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Ross Grimley?
Never woulda got it.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
No way.
Ross Grimsley. Consider my mind blown.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Here's the crazy thing
Steve Rogers went to 5 All-Star games with the Expos. He never won 20 games. He won 19 in ‘82 but next closest high was 17 (’77 and ‘83). Lifetime ERA of 3.17. Lends credence to Gray’s hatred of the ‘win’ stat as something worth putting stock into.
Rogers is a perfect example of a good pitcher that got shitty run support.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
COMMON guys, get through the fifth!
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
12 runs in last 5 games...ugh
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions
Damn, is SBN slow or is it really this dead in here?
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Yep.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
However, I'm back from a Skyline run
So let the shananigans ensue!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
Fuck. You.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Later then.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope, Penn Station run!
And then Montgomery Inn and LaRosa’s.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU
/off to McDonald’s or something equally shitty
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I saw the commercial earlier in the broadcast and thought about it
It probably would have been worth it.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
You still can...
And don’t forget, it’s Skyway time! (The bastard who packed my bag did, apparently.) :(
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
I can't believe you might ditch us tomorrow
<3 = broke
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
What? No, I'm totally in for dinner.
And don’t lie, I can’t break something you ain’t got!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
Strangely I'm beginning to think I might actually have one ;)
/sappy’d
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Insert condom joke
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
You have to come down soon
We need to meet.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
I will as soon as I can get an off day
I want to meet you people as well. Mainly because I know you guys won’t judge my alcoholism. Rather, you’ll encourage it.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude, I've seen you drink.
You’ve got nothing on these guys.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
You haven't seen me in all my glory after moving to 'Nowheresville'
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
"And a challenger appears"
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
We're kinda dangerous
Especially if gasoline is involved. You might lose your shirt. Not as in losing money, you might go home topless. Right Ash?
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Topless I can deal with
Pantless is alright, too.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
The hair is growing back nicely, thank you. :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Note to Dusty:
Keeping your pitcher in so he can get a win does not work if your pitcher gives up the winning runs.
Harang is getting hit really hard. I think he should be on a pretty short leash.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions
I saw 'The Hangover' yesterday
Highly recommended.
That is all.
You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris
Second'd
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
God, I have to see that movie.
You two are like the 14th and 15th person to tell me it’s fantastic.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions
My sister graduates Saturday, so I'll probably go see it this weekend in Columbus.
Also, I do believe it’s here, I just have no time to go see movies any more.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah it was damn good
Pretty consistently funny. MUCH better than that POS Wedding Crashers, which started as a guy movie, then turned into a shitty chick flick halfway through. This was totally a guy movie.
And it’s better than pretty much all of Apatow’s overrated crap….
You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris
by cesarhernandez on Jun 10, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Bunted into FC at second.
I thought that only happened to the Reds!
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions
Anyone notice
The Reds drafted some pitcher with the last name of Monster?
I guess I should check the draft thread. Prolly mentioned there….
You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris
First name Marilyn?
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
And further up in this thread
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah, I scrolled quickly
to catch up. Missed that…
You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris
by cesarhernandez on Jun 10, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Make that three.
And a bunch of line drives to the outfield.
I think Dusty probably needs to pull him out at the first sign of trouble unless the Reds score like five runs in a hurry.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Jim Day is an 84 year old woman
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Should someone tase him?
What’s up everybody? Just got home, looks like I missed the only action in the game thus far.
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
At least T-Virus
Did not strike out.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions
One HR and Bruce's stows his newfound patience
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions
None of them seem all that eager to take pitches tonight
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
It's raining. They want to go home.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Today is the anniversay of Nuxhall's debut
Which they are talking about on Nat’s broadcast
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
Did Ryan Zimmerman...
Just do what I think he did?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions
Also, Taveras sucks
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Hahaha.
So pitching coaches need to use as many cliches as possible, until one works.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Dunned down
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
OUT
Adam Dunn
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions
Dunner picked off!
SheHanigans!
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
HANIGAN!
Dunner didn’t have a chance…
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Hanigan rules hard
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions
I've gotta say (and I know this has been said before)
I’m damn impressed with Ryan Hanigan.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
I'll take "pleasantly surprised" for $500, Alex
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
if he continues to get PT, he's ROY
but that’ll mean Joey’s out for a while in this f’ed up world soooo I hope that he doesn’t get close
How is this game still only 2-0
I thought the Reds would go to town, what with Bruce homering and Sea Bass doubling in the same inning.
But those two hits are the only ones they got all night.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
A simple glance at the lineup relieves you of that notion
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
(My guess was quarters, having been to two different universities on the same system.)
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
'sall good, I just know how it goes
It’s awesome in the autumn – it’s almost freakin’ October when you start, and it blows in the spring as you’re in there until June.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
Picked him off at 2B
Impressive.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Picked DUNN off second
What’s refreshing is that Dibble and his booth-mate are praising Hanigan and not acting like Adam Dunn causes cancer.
I gotta say I'm enjoying this play-by-play tandem
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
Yeah. What was he doing going halfway on that ball?
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
Right. So that makes me wonder even more
Either way he makes it to at least 3rd. Of course he makes to 3rd for the pitcher’s batting spot.
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
I get what you're saying, I just think he probably didn't think
And then by the time his brain started working again, it was too late to go back and tag up.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
Which is what's kind of frustrating
But in fairness to Bruce, he hasn’t spent much time on the bases lately
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
Looks like Bruce felt bad about all of the comments
Saying he wasn’t being patient. That double was on the 7th pitch.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions
Please don't let Harang bat for himself
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions
And you did you magnificent dummy
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Seconded.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah, you gotta get more than 6 innings out of Harang tonight
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 10, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Bottom of the order due up for Nats
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
Bold prediction.
Nats’ half of the 7th:
8-pitch walk. Home run.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions
Getting hammered, no location.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
but enough about jch's wednesday nights
by Cy Schourek on Jun 10, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
I have to rec this
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
I just started watching an inning ago
But the Nats broadcasters have been talking about how good Harang’s location has been tonight
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
DIBBLE DON'T DO SARCASM
Remember the posters?
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
Dibble was informed he had Cirrhosison May 15th
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
/justin'd
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
And it is what happens...
When you let iron sit outside wet for a long time.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
WOW!!!
That is epic. I’m quite proud of that it.
Cirrhosis
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
And I fuck up the reply.
Need to quit working and posting at the same time.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
His arm angle seems lower today,
and he’s got a bit of a whip in his wrist. Something just doesn’t look right. But I’m more concerned about leaving Taveras in center, with how he misplaed Guzman’s single into a triple and almost let that last fly get into the gap. Oh, and he can’t hit.
I know my expert analysis and large words may have confused your small little brain
but that’s no reason to call me pronto!
It is truly unfair...
To call you pronto for that.
You did not plagiarize it from anywhere.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm just jealous because I don't get to watch this game on tv
and thus mocking information I don’t know. All in good fun, you know.
isn't it nice how Taveras is back in
as soon as Dickerson got hot?
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Jun 10, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
How bad is it raining?
I have Lego Batman going here, so I’m depending on you guys.
May God bless my soul.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
fortunately Harang's in line for a W already
so Dusty wouldn’t be tempted
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Jun 10, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Lego Batman is the shit.
Play as Clayface.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I have yet to play it actually
Looks like a ton of fun though.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
plus the boy hates it when I'm better than him at a game that I've never played :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Play it when he's gone. That' shits like cocaine.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
how we lookin?
Harang still throwing?
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on Jun 10, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions
That's a good point
Dusty isn’t going to take him out while he’s throwing a shutout. And his batting spot is nice batters away.
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
There aren't many nice batters in this lineup, dude.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Right
I’m not saying he should stay in. I’m saying Dusty isn’t going to take him out.
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
I was just giving you shit for the typo :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
yep
his aptitude is debatable. According to the RRers, this is the worst 7 innings of shutout ball ever
Definitely
Nothing would legitimize these past seven innings like a patented David Weathers 8th inning.
1 more inning for Harang?
I say no – especially since Guzman (!?!) is 2-3 off Harang today.
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
and bruce is our only offense today?
has anyone else hit the ball a little bit hard?
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on Jun 10, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions
Wazzz'up dudes...
Listening to the game on the way home from work, sounds like Jay is practicing patience and power. – And will the real T-Virus please stand up, please stand up..how about that Hanigan guy..and a game wouldn’t be complete without a knock on sMarty…he’s was cutting clownboy off at the knees all 30 minutes home from work.
Last inning for Adma Harang..
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
Can you make it Tuesday Mads?
I’ll get your ticket, even. I’m gonna try to get Frenchy to sign my FAILCOUER shirt.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
It's looking like a strong possibility...
What time…where etc etc…oh wait I’ve got to listen to Ask sMarty"
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
I'm gonna go down for BP and see if I can get my shirt signed
But we can figure it out. You have my cell number, just let me know when you get loose and can head down.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
This isn't how we were supposed to win this series.
The Nats were supposed to be able to hit, and give up a lot of runs. What’s with this low-scoring garbage?
ssssssshhhhhhhhhh
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
WTF?
Pirates, Cards, Cubs, Brewers all winning at the moment.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
STRONGEST DIVISION IN BASEBALL!!!!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
ESPN'd
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Strong enough for the NL Central but Ph balance for the AL East.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
ESPN has been saying that
Well, second strongest after the AL East…
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Best Division in Baseball
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
I think not until September
Since we saw them so much already
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
For the sake of the universe...
I hope they are not playing each other.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
The lone losing team is playing the Cubs.
Go Astros, you can do it.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
You, sir, just earned yourself a rec
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Was that a bunt ground out to the pitcher by Taveras
Or was he trying to swing?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions
At least he tried.
He gets an E for “Effort.”
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
And he also gets...
An “A” for “automatic out.”
An “I” for “I can’t understand why the fuck he is starting in CF when he can neither field nor hit.”
An “O” as in “O-for-his last 19.”
And a “U” for “Unbelievable.”
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
and sometimes Y
for those days Dickerson ain’t starting and there’s a righty on the mound
by Cy Schourek on Jun 10, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
/Nix'd.
Very nice.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
What's the difference?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
i absolutely HATE it
that BP always swings at that pitch. you would think that after 100 times of rolling it to the SS he would learn not to swing at it.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 10, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions
FYI
Thursday is Ladies’ Night at Nationals Park
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
I think that's the crazy 4:30 start time game, isn't it?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
I don't know, but this was featured on 2008's Ladies Night Card
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"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
It starts with a rooftop happy hour
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
I've driven enough this week, thanks though.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Yeah, I hate that too.
…so I just go to the full site version on the phone and log in there.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
(sadly, it took me a long time to figure out that option was there.)
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
It would take the entire train ride for the site to load (because the side bar loads last)
Then I’d have to click on Fan Posts and wait for that to load. Then I’d have to click on comments and wait for that to load fully. Then hope the application doesn’t crash while I’m typing the comment.
Yeah, I understand that too.
You gonna be in line on June 19th?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
Thanks man
I was dead on my feet when I wrote that, I shoulda/coulda done a better job. :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Also Military Appreciation Day
Time to find me a uniform…
by Brendanukkah on Jun 10, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
1 SO... this is a weird outing
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions
I figured Dusty would stick with Harang.
not sure I loved the idea, though
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
So I just did some research...
if you take away Mike Lincoln’s ER allowed and Innings pitched, the Reds have the 2nd best ERA in the majors.
/DFA’d
Good point...
apparently we still end up 2nd, although barely (assuming a 100 ERA+ in GABP is around 4.50, which is the best number I could come up with on a cursory search)
Whoa
What a sig…“Sir, can you please put your pants back on?” So far its gotta be in the top 10 all time RR sigs.
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
This is what you miss when you miss Burger Blitz, Madville.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
I'm trying to change my entire schedule...
my whole life…just to make it to a Burger Blitz before I die.
My last burger filled me up – 
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
WOOOOO!!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions
Hernanigans envelops Dunn
First at second. Second at first.
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
Who's on first?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Not Dunn!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 10, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Third base
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
Is he over Unger?
Or under Dunn?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on Jun 10, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I Don't Know
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
Rhodes and Hernandez are turning out to be big-time pickups!
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
Hey shithead
Sorry, was on the phone. :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
And more to the side of the opposing players
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Jay Offense - add us a Great American Insurance Run!
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
He lost his patience
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
He lost his patience
How could he support his practice?
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
Jay, Jay Jay Jay
swinging at the first pitch will get you 2 for 29, or whatever it was. Remember? It wasn’t long ago.
It would just be tooo perfect if this game went into extra innings
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions
Fuck
The one thing I hate about Cordero is not that he’s hittable, it’s that he tries to get hitters to swing at pitches out of the strike zone BEFORE he’s ahead in the count.
It is raining..bottom of the ninth
1 on first for the Nats
3ball 2 strikes on batter #2
Reds ahead 2 – 0
Sweat plus sacrifice equals another useless out. Mads
RAIN DELAY
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on Jun 10, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions
Of course!
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
All of his major mistakes have been in non-save opportunities.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
CLOSERS SHOULDN'T BE USED IN NON-SAVE SITUATIONS!!!!
/Brantley’d
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
July was his last blown save
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
FUCK.
THIS SUCKS ASS.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
There's lightning
Dibble says
"It's like my father used to say, "When I was a child, I thought as a child and spoke as a child. And when I became a man, I took that child out back and had him shot.' "
Question
do you guys want another thread? Seems silly for 3 more outs, but Welsh says this rain could last a couple of hours.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
you have to be joking!!!
they wait until our 1-inning max closer has thrown 10 pitches to call the delay
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
Who knows, you might get it!
Dusty is a big fan of letting his guys pad their stats.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
so, if it's a 30 minute delay...
Weathers to close?
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
Let's move this party to a new thread
http://www.redreporter.com/2009/6/10/905517/game-58-thread-2-rain-srsly-with
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
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