Game 50, Thread 3: Two innings left...
by Brendanukkah on Jun 1, 2009 10:48 PM EDT
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Against all odds, the Reds are somehow enjoying a 5-3 lead as we enter the 8th. Hold on to your butts, kids.
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THIRD!
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Ash
The guy starting tomorrow is called the puppy kicker by Cards fans because he makes them so angry they could kick puppies.
Cardinal announcers were going over all the pitches their bullpen has thrown
He was empty and crossed off the list. Announcer, I believe, said he hasn’t pitched in 16 games but it pitching tomorrow.
I don't understand that at all.
I mean, obviously he’s been throwing during that time, but the Cards don’t have anyone in AAA who’s better than this guy who TLR won’t touch out of the ’pen?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
It is amazing
Check out this Post-Dispatch story:
Righthander Brad Thompson, who hasn’t pitched for the St. Louis Cardinals since May 17 when he worked three mop-up innings against Milwaukee, will make his first start of the season Tuesday night at Busch Stadium against the Cincinnati Reds.
Maybe TLR is taking the teachings of Dusty to heart
Give up early so that you aren’t disappointed when you lose
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 1, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I would say that this bodes well
But we are the Reds. :(
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
Yeah
This probably means we’ll get completely obliterated and get shutout on a perfect game
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 1, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
So anyway
I found this online. Anyone have one? Opinions?
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Hey Bobcat,
I just read your little thing about the freakishly thin waitress at Bar Louie. My friends and I go there every Wednesday, and I get the chills every time I see that girl. We always joke about it.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
we should ask her what she recommends on the menu
that ask her on what she bases that recommendation. i dont think she’s eaten this year.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
You tell me
I haven’t bought a phone since 2000.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
daaaaaaaamn
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
You got some work to do
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 1, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
there's your going away present
there’s always somebody somewhere who would trade places with you in a heartbeat.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
the funny thing is you're the second person to relay that story to me :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
TWSS
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
there's a "back v/front v" joke here that I will NOT make
Since I’m a mature and sensible young man.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
damn
it’s only been posted online for seventeen minutes.
how many of his other friends can read?!?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Either Married to the Sea.com
or a shirt Lindsay has.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, but the real question is how many times has he been on Maury?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
"Well yes."
“That’s our baker’s dozen plus the 8-pack. Wait, the baby’s are from different people?!”
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
I'm easy to be sure.....but never cheap :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Trent Pupello
agrees
http://www2.tbo.com/content/2009/apr/24/241923/usf-player-pupello-charged-aggravated-battery/sports/
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Had the same thought...
One of ’em drives the windowless van, the other stands by the back door promising the little ones candy and puppies.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
"I have a bunch of brand new bikes in my van, for free even, but you'll have to help me get them out since I hurt my back"
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
classic movie ... nuff said
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
Arthur!
Let’s hope he doesn’t get caught between the moon and New York City.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
i joey gets an all star nod can we send ramon in his place?
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
Ramon might get to go on his own
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 1, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm still amazed at how well he is doing this year
I’m really hoping he can keep it up
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 1, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
pooholes too !
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 1, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Mine too
Nix is up there too… who knew defense in left field existed?
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 1, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Good lord, Rhodes is a terrifying man
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
I am so glad he's on our team
Like, super glad
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Jun 1, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
who knew?
i was kinda pissed the ballclub let Affeldt walk and signed someone between my and Madville’s ages…
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
well, Affeldt does have a 1.96 ERA
no .50, but not shabby. JA also is sporting a 1.343 WHIP, though, so the ERA may change…
Ali Boombaye
Not only is today Ash's B-day but Wilkin is 25 today
And both of you B-day kids can get one of these if the Red’s win tonight
A CHARLIE BROWN BOBBLEHEAD, (send 14.95 plus shipping)
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
mine's in a week..
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 1, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Also this guy's birthday
I’m pretty sure there’s an umpire or gatorade machine at the end of that.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
Of course.
And hopefully he has one of his 7-run pitching debacles.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
Wouldn't mind to see him go off the deep end again
Maybe take out a few more innocent gatorade machines
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 1, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I thought you knew! Aren't you even that much more excited now!?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
Against Dempster no less
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
V goes down after the first inning
and the ballclub has a two run lead in the ninth.
this is good shit.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
I had given up after the 1st inning
So this game makes me happy
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 1, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
As soon as we stop losing people at an Ardennes rate
by Brendanukkah on Jun 1, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
but isn't Janish still around
and markedly better at what he does?
note I did not say “good”
Ali Boombaye
Apparently the thing he "does"
is poop in Dusty’s Honey Nut Cheerios every morning. And yeah. He’s good at it.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 1, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
free Paul Janish
He hasn’t played in a week. Is he still alive?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
hi Caleb!
How are ya?
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Can't really complain
Doesn’t mean I won’t though.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
good thing i have conan on the tonight show tivo'ing
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
Went from an 0-2 count to working a walk
Not too shabby.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 1, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
i think he needs high socks
then again i think it should be mandatory
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
Beat me to it
and it’s bigger.
/bashful
by Brendanukkah on Jun 1, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't be ashamed, it happens to a lot of guys
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
man ramon is even slower than casey
thurston bobbled, double pumped, called his mom and still threw hernandez out
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 1, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
called ramon's mom? that's bold!
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
I'm just glad no Pujols!
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
one out, ah ah ah
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Totally didn't expect to see CoCo tonight
Especially with a save on the line… hopefully this boosts confidence for everyone
HOLY SHIT
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions
Great play Gonzo and Raymoan
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions
nice play a-gon!
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Lincoln is Budweiser player of the game
have a rice water on us!
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
He has 'Hittability.'
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jun 1, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fuck
No hits. I want Conan.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions
who in the hell is this thurston guy???
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
BURN HIM!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 1, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
YAAAAAAAAYYYYYY
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Nothing he can jack
Brendon Ryan has no power.
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
YES
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions
Ash lives to see another day!
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
that worked so well we should offer you up again tomorrow
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 1, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I think we should save it. Y'know, don't want to lose my effectiveness.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
ok..
we’ll only use you after a three game losing streak…
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 1, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Ash, you're the new baby under the basket
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 1, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
That is disorienting
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
miracle!!!
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
It's like magic
I think this game probably reeled a lot of us back in
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 1, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I apologize to everyone for my earlier negativity
And I apologize to Mike Lincoln (for now) for equating him with all kinds of vile filth.
Now for Conan.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions
And, 8 minutes till Conan!
Woo hoo!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
And Andy Richter
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm going to bed now
Gotta work tomorrow and all. :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Nope, real work
Even though I should be done by noon. :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
gonna miss pearl jam on conan's first show
to work a couple hours. snort. you’re out of the swing of things!
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
2.5 games back
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 1, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
winning is contagious !!
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 1, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
YES CONAN
Fuck with Wrigley!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 11:37 PM EDT reply actions
running in to Cheap Trick's Surrender !
Awesome !
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 1, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed
Fantastic opening
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
It certainly was.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
So back on track for a 4 - 3 road trip
However my player of the game is Laynce Nix. His double was clutch (there I wrote the C word, I couldn’t help it).
What a good little team this Red’s team is. They are like a deep racking cough – just keeps coming back..just when you think you are over them – they just keep coming back.
I hope Dusty sits Jay tomorrow, despite his two walks he need a break in the routine, the kid is really pressing.
God I love it when Tony LaRussa loses, makes me all tingly inside.
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
Hey guys and gals-
do you realize we have 5 relief pitchers with ERAs under 2.00
and a sixth one (Weathers) who is at 2.55
That is unbelievably incredible!
Reds fan for 40 years!
Yes thank God.
Long gone are the days of Marcus MacBeth, and the guy with the funny name from South Carolina…
"Carpe Diem"
So who gets the call? If Volquez is DL again
Homer, Ramirez, Maloney, LeClod…
and who gets sent down
Jannish…
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
The signs seem to be pointing to Maloney
if Edinson has to go on the DL.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 2, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
yup
Maloney is on the 40-man roster, so no roster move would be required.
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