Game 50, Thread 3: Two innings left...
by Brendanukkah on Jun 1, 2009 10:48 PM EDT
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Against all odds, the Reds are somehow enjoying a 5-3 lead as we enter the 8th. Hold on to your butts, kids.
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THIRD!
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
free baserunners!
by Daedalus on Jun 1, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ash
The guy starting tomorrow is called the puppy kicker by Cards fans because he makes them so angry they could kick puppies.
by ol Pete on Jun 1, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He's been sitting, untouched, in the bullpen for over two weeks.
by RedConn on Jun 1, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
In TLR's bullpen?
Wow. That’s… that seems impossible.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cardinal announcers were going over all the pitches their bullpen has thrown
He was empty and crossed off the list. Announcer, I believe, said he hasn’t pitched in 16 games but it pitching tomorrow.
by RedConn on Jun 1, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't understand that at all.
I mean, obviously he’s been throwing during that time, but the Cards don’t have anyone in AAA who’s better than this guy who TLR won’t touch out of the ’pen?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is amazing
Check out this Post-Dispatch story:
Righthander Brad Thompson, who hasn’t pitched for the St. Louis Cardinals since May 17 when he worked three mop-up innings against Milwaukee, will make his first start of the season Tuesday night at Busch Stadium against the Cincinnati Reds.
by RedConn on Jun 1, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe TLR is taking the teachings of Dusty to heart
Give up early so that you aren’t disappointed when you lose
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 1, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just checked the MLB Cards site, and it lists Brad Thompson AKA the puppy kicker… well, it doesn’t say that.
by ol Pete on Jun 1, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would say that this bodes well
But we are the Reds. :(
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
This probably means we’ll get completely obliterated and get shutout on a perfect game
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 1, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So anyway
I found this online. Anyone have one? Opinions?
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
its a tad pricy, no?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 1, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Bobcat,
I just read your little thing about the freakishly thin waitress at Bar Louie. My friends and I go there every Wednesday, and I get the chills every time I see that girl. We always joke about it.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jun 1, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
...glad to see my ex-girlfriend found an everyday job
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on Jun 1, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
we should ask her what she recommends on the menu
that ask her on what she bases that recommendation. i dont think she’s eaten this year.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 1, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You tell me
I haven’t bought a phone since 2000.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
0.99 is out of your price range
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 1, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ouch.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
advice for Atlanta this weekend
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 1, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
daaaaaaaamn
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You got some work to do
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 1, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
there's your going away present
there’s always somebody somewhere who would trade places with you in a heartbeat.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 1, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the funny thing is you're the second person to relay that story to me :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Again, ouch.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
TWSS
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, get the hell off my back!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i have photo evidence of him on your, uh, back v
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 1, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
there's a "back v/front v" joke here that I will NOT make
Since I’m a mature and sensible young man.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, thank you.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn
it’s only been posted online for seventeen minutes.
how many of his other friends can read?!?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 1, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
For a third time, ouch.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh. My. God.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've seen that before somewhere...
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Either Married to the Sea.com
or a shirt Lindsay has.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
(The shirt Lindsay has.)
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, but the real question is how many times has he been on Maury?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Well yes."
“That’s our baker’s dozen plus the 8-pack. Wait, the baby’s are from different people?!”
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jun 1, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm easy to be sure.....but never cheap :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
is that tony dungy on the right?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 1, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh, come on
THAT is Racist
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on Jun 1, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If it can be found on photobucket, it's fair game, right?
by Brian B on Jun 1, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
which is funny,
because this happens when you try to search “racist”
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on Jun 1, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, yeah I guess not then.
The text aside, that’s a classic photo. But the text makes it relevant.
by Brian B on Jun 1, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
see, I would've gone for
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on Jun 1, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trent Pupello
agrees
http://www2.tbo.com/content/2009/apr/24/241923/usf-player-pupello-charged-aggravated-battery/sports/
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"racist" = sexually explicit material?
That’s racist!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this pitcher has to be BFFs with LaRue, right?
look at him…
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on Jun 1, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Had the same thought...
One of ’em drives the windowless van, the other stands by the back door promising the little ones candy and puppies.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
blaring Toby Keith's greatest hits from the hi-fi
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 1, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"I have a bunch of brand new bikes in my van, for free even, but you'll have to help me get them out since I hurt my back"
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
putting on the RIIIIIIIITZ!
dang, i like that movie clip better.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 1, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
classic movie ... nuff said
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Jun 1, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Arthur!
Let’s hope he doesn’t get caught between the moon and New York City.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Jun 1, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The best that he can do is fall in love...?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't walk him don't walk him don't walk him
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 1, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
thank you
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 1, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
also dodged the cycle
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on Jun 1, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i joey gets an all star nod can we send ramon in his place?
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Jun 1, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ramon might get to go on his own
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 1, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm still amazed at how well he is doing this year
I’m really hoping he can keep it up
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 1, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
we got Colby Berkman out!!!!!!!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 1, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
pooholes too !
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 1, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mine too
Nix is up there too… who knew defense in left field existed?
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 1, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow Rhodes goes right after Albert
so no 9th inning heroics. Cards bench is thin too.
by ol Pete on Jun 1, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
nix has some whyeels
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 1, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Good lord, Rhodes is a terrifying man
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 1, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I am so glad he's on our team
Like, super glad
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Jun 1, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
who knew?
i was kinda pissed the ballclub let Affeldt walk and signed someone between my and Madville’s ages…
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 1, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, Affeldt does have a 1.96 ERA
no .50, but not shabby. JA also is sporting a 1.343 WHIP, though, so the ERA may change…
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on Jun 1, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not only is today Ash's B-day but Wilkin is 25 today
And both of you B-day kids can get one of these if the Red’s win tonight
A CHARLIE BROWN BOBBLEHEAD, (send 14.95 plus shipping)
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
by Madville on Jun 1, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
my birthday was yesterday!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 1, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
mine's in a week..
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 1, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Happy belated birthday, yall's!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Happy 45 minutes left birthday to you!
Hope you get a Reds win, unlike us.
by RedConn on Jun 1, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also this guy's birthday
I’m pretty sure there’s an umpire or gatorade machine at the end of that.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
his suspension will be over by Fri/Sat, no?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 1, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course.
And hopefully he has one of his 7-run pitching debacles.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wouldn't mind to see him go off the deep end again
Maybe take out a few more innocent gatorade machines
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 1, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
is Micah pitching Friday!!!!
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 1, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I thought you knew! Aren't you even that much more excited now!?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Against Dempster no less
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
V goes down after the first inning
and the ballclub has a two run lead in the ninth.
this is good shit.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 1, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I had given up after the 1st inning
So this game makes me happy
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 1, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
when does Rosales stop getting PT, btw?
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on Jun 1, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
when EE/Votto come back
its gonna be a while. embrace the spaz.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 1, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's not been that terrible.
Right around average, right?
by jsl413 on Jun 1, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
As soon as we stop losing people at an Ardennes rate
by Brendanukkah on Jun 1, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
but isn't Janish still around
and markedly better at what he does?
note I did not say “good”
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on Jun 1, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess that's why you're the wishful drifter.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jun 1, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently the thing he "does"
is poop in Dusty’s Honey Nut Cheerios every morning. And yeah. He’s good at it.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 1, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
free Paul Janish
He hasn’t played in a week. Is he still alive?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 1, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hi Caleb!
How are ya?
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
howdy
not bad, you?
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on Jun 1, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't really complain
Doesn’t mean I won’t though.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
boom boom clap
bring him in Bruce
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on Jun 1, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
3 hours 12 minutes and counting
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 1, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
good thing i have conan on the tonight show tivo'ing
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Jun 1, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Way to not swing, Jay.
No, seriously. Good job.
by jsl413 on Jun 1, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
At least Bruce is being more patient of late
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 1, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Went from an 0-2 count to working a walk
Not too shabby.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 1, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
might as well be
as inconsistent as he has been of late
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on Jun 1, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think he needs high socks
then again i think it should be mandatory
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Jun 1, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
boom boom clap
lets go Raymoan
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on Jun 1, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
C'mon CoCo, I want to live!!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Cardinals offense already batted.
Filler players from AA to follow in the 9th.
by jsl413 on Jun 1, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beat me to it
and it’s bigger.
/bashful
by Brendanukkah on Jun 1, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't be ashamed, it happens to a lot of guys
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"IT WORKS!"
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
man ramon is even slower than casey
thurston bobbled, double pumped, called his mom and still threw hernandez out
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 1, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
called ramon's mom? that's bold!
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Jun 1, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm just glad no Pujols!
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Jun 1, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
one out, ah ah ah
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Totally didn't expect to see CoCo tonight
Especially with a save on the line… hopefully this boosts confidence for everyone
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 1, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY SHIT
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow. Sea Bass wants me to live!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Great play Gonzo and Raymoan
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Impressive all around
Hernandez may not be able to run, but he sure can stretch
by RedConn on Jun 1, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
a loose groin is a happy groin
Lapham’d
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 1, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
nice play a-gon!
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Lincoln is Budweiser player of the game
have a rice water on us!
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
by jgoodfri on Jun 1, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Are you sitting down?
The Cardinals announcers just named Mike Lincoln the player of the game.
by RedConn on Jun 1, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He has 'Hittability.'
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jun 1, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fuck
No hits. I want Conan.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
who in the hell is this thurston guy???
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
A witch.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BURN HIM!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 1, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
use the wood and gasoline meant for me!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOVEY !!!
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 1, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know, right?
rec’d.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jun 1, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
YAAAAAAAAYYYYYY
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nothing he can jack
Brendon Ryan has no power.
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Jun 1, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
YES
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ash lives to see another day!
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Get a brain, morans!
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
by jgoodfri on Jun 1, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ho-lee shit.
I get to live. Wow.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
that worked so well we should offer you up again tomorrow
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 1, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think we should save it. Y'know, don't want to lose my effectiveness.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok..
we’ll only use you after a three game losing streak…
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 1, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ash, you're the new baby under the basket
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 1, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am so screwed.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and you shall also see
the puppy kicker
by ol Pete on Jun 1, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is disorienting
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
miracle!!!
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Jun 1, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Just when I'm out, they PULL me back in!
by Brendanukkah on Jun 1, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It's like magic
I think this game probably reeled a lot of us back in
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 1, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I apologize to everyone for my earlier negativity
And I apologize to Mike Lincoln (for now) for equating him with all kinds of vile filth.
Now for Conan.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
seriously, I think we all owe Lincoln an apology...for now...
g’night y’all
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on Jun 1, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And, 8 minutes till Conan!
Woo hoo!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 1, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Pearl Jam!
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 1, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Andy Richter
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did anyone else notice that Lincoln gets the W?
I’m gonna bet that doesn’t happen often this season
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 1, 2009 11:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to bed now
Gotta work tomorrow and all. :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 11:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
more golf?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope, real work
Even though I should be done by noon. :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
gonna miss pearl jam on conan's first show
to work a couple hours. snort. you’re out of the swing of things!
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 1, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
2.5 games back
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 1, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
winning is contagious !!
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 1, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm watching the Dogers-DBacks game
“Felipe Lopez, a good, all-around ballplayer.” —Vin Scully
by RedConn on Jun 1, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
YES CONAN
Fuck with Wrigley!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 11:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
running in to Cheap Trick's Surrender !
Awesome !
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 1, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed
Fantastic opening
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It certainly was.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Loved the fact that we got contributions from a lot of guys.
"Carpe Diem"
by Duckerr on Jun 1, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know...
I was trying to be funny.
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 1, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's late
My sense of humor is absent for some reason…
"Carpe Diem"
by Duckerr on Jun 1, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
perhaps it's right on, and my humor is absent...
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 1, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So back on track for a 4 - 3 road trip
However my player of the game is Laynce Nix. His double was clutch (there I wrote the C word, I couldn’t help it).
What a good little team this Red’s team is. They are like a deep racking cough – just keeps coming back..just when you think you are over them – they just keep coming back.
I hope Dusty sits Jay tomorrow, despite his two walks he need a break in the routine, the kid is really pressing.
God I love it when Tony LaRussa loses, makes me all tingly inside.
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
by Madville on Jun 1, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey guys and gals-
do you realize we have 5 relief pitchers with ERAs under 2.00
and a sixth one (Weathers) who is at 2.55
That is unbelievably incredible!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 1, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes thank God.
Long gone are the days of Marcus MacBeth, and the guy with the funny name from South Carolina…
"Carpe Diem"
by Duckerr on Jun 1, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I liked MacBeth.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
by Gapper on Jun 2, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So who gets the call? If Volquez is DL again
Homer, Ramirez, Maloney, LeClod…
and who gets sent down
Jannish…
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
by Madville on Jun 2, 2009 12:08 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The signs seem to be pointing to Maloney
if Edinson has to go on the DL.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 2, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yup
Maloney is on the 40-man roster, so no roster move would be required.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 2, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Definitely needs to be Maloney.
"Carpe Diem"
by Duckerr on Jun 2, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maloney it is then
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
by Madville on Jun 2, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
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