Game 50, Thread 2: The Wheels Fall Off the Wagon/Season
by Brendanukkah on Jun 1, 2009 9:28 PM EDT
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Colby Rasmus has made a bid for new "hated" status on Red Reporter, but that's small potatoes compared to the horrifying news that Edinson Volquez had to leave the game after the first inning with numbness in his ring and pinky fingers. Volquez, you'll recall, just came off the DL.
Cards up, 2-0.
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This team has been snakebit by injuries this year
Ironic that they set some sort of record for longest time before a roster move
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
Alex Gonzalez has been hurt many times
by Brendanukkah on Jun 1, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Not so much.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Did Gonzo
really hit that as far as gameday says?
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
I would put Masset in the rotation
Don’t want Maloney. He has been hit around by lefties except that by the draw so far in the season, he has very few innings against them. Guy is AAAA.
I would then have Bailey go back to throwing overhand and get that back in gear for later in the season. Lecure sucks and Ramirez is long man at best.
Rumors of BruzFan's pitching prowess are greatly exaggerated
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 1, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Have we had a Draft Preview for college pitchers yet?
I must’ve missed BruzFan. Maybe the Natinals will draft him first.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Masset's never really had success as a starter
Plus, I’ve got concerns with his durability given the recent injury. Keep him in the ’pen.
by ken on Jun 1, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
FYI
Alonso, in his first game at AA, is 3-4 with 2 doubles, a walk, and 2 RBI
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
He's gonna be a monster, I can't wait.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Short porch in Carolina's RF
Yonder’s gonna rake, I can feel it
by ken on Jun 1, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Short porch in RF at GABP too. :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Unlikely never for the Reds
Unless Votto really is nuts, then ignore this message.
I like Alonso but doesn’t have big raw power. More Sean Casey rather than Votto is compares better to Jim Thome or Mo Vaughn
Your last sentence does not make any sense
It has this in common with your first three sentences.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 1, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
yonder doesn't have raw power?
He’s more like Sean Casey? I’m having trouble with your sentence structure.
not true
Alonso had 7 HR in 47 games in a crazy pitchers league. Sean Casey only had more than 20 homers twice.
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
That Carolina lineup is sick
1-Heisy, OPS 1.074, 2-Cozart, OPS .745, 3-Alonso, OPS 1.800 (in 1 game) 4-Frazier, OPS .861
All four of those guys could conceivably be Reds starters as early as late nexzt year.
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
you seem surprised for some reason
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
George on Tony
“The logic is sometimes counter to what everyone else is thinking. And that’s what makes him special.”
When does D-Rock get here?
“Real World: Washington, DC” begins filming June 20.
This has pretty much made me forget about the Volquez injury.
and I was worried there weren't enough self-centered trashy white folks on Adams Morgan
in halfway-buttoned button downs or sundresses. Thank the lord for this.
/hating on Dc
Ali Boombaye
I hear the house will be at R and New Hampshire
Dupont area. Though Adams Morgan, or even Georgetown, seem like more likely bar destinations. Though I would flip my shit (in a good way), if they hung out on H St.
They should Kate up there sans her 8 kids
and she what shit she gets into
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
She can have the Octomom's doctor insert 12 unfertilized eggs, set her loose in Adams Morgan, and see how many times she can get impregnated in one night.
Now THAT’s a reality show.
There's a JCH joke here, somewhere.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Mine posted for me before yours showed up. Tie.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
better yet
give her twelve eggs and twelve hours with RR’s own jch on a Reds off day.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
it was called the Clinton white house
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on Jun 1, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nope
This will be the 21st season, I think. And they’re just now getting around to it. After Real World: Cancun.
Wow, they're well on their way to Real World: Cincinnati
I’d watch that trainwreck of a show.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Real World: Cheviot
“What high school did you go to?”
“Gold Star or Skyline?”
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 1, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I have a joke here that would probably get me in deeeeeeeeep trouble :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
I thought you were above the law, you mod, you
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Say it.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Rec'd
for accuracy. Also, they would fit in perfectly. Last week my buddy, and his family, who lives in Cheviot were the only people home on their block. The rest were in jail.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Was that the very special episode of Diff'rent Strokes?
The Real World is not 21 years old. It began broadcasting in 1992. And thus began the decline of our math skills.
They should go upscale this one
Do an aughties St. Elmo’s Fire rather than the normal trashy crap.
by ken on Jun 1, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I kind of like the bar St. Elmo's Fire was based on (The Tombs)
The one place in Georgetown that I don’t hate. Except for the Rhino bar on OSU gamedays.
Manigan!
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Are we gonna cobble this together two innings at a time tonight?
Our ‘pen is gonna be effed, and there’s no off day this week. Great.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
are we using the DL appropriately again?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
oh, do we?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
prolly the same ones where you lost a set of coutlangus numbers to slyde
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
I really need to pay up there, don't I.
…coo. Three games in three days with you. This will be a true test of our friendship/sanity.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Bringing your most versatile defensive player in to bunt with two players on the sidelines?
Theeeere’s Dusty.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
he has the Triple Lindy in his back pocket
Dusty is saving that for last.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
Cards offense sucks
Best you can get is 1 run off Lincoln in 3 innings even though he is doing his Lincolnist to give you more? Wow!!
Wee Willie Wilkin!
NICE AB!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Late to the party
This Edinson crap is bullshit. I’d love to know what exactly his treatment//therapy was this past two weeks. I’ve had back issues, including ones that cause minor numbness in the fingers and in the hip. It didn’t sound like EV’s stuff was major. What kind of preventative measures do the Reds med staff take? Do these guys see chiropractors? Do they get therapeutic massages?
You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris
If by "therapeutic massages", you mean "10 minutes with the pokin' stick", then yeah, it happens
Poke, poke, poke.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 1, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I get a therapeutic massage once a month
The kind without a happy ending, and it has does wonders for my back and shoulder issues. You would think regular hour-long massages would be standard with these guys.
You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris
by cesarhernandez on Jun 1, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I sincerely don't believe that medicine has figured out the back yet
but I’m a history major. Just one with a back injury
Ali Boombaye
Phills hired a chiropractor once Hamels started developing back issues
It’d be nice for the Reds to show the same caution with their young talent.
by ken on Jun 1, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Obviously, that may not be causal
But the precaution doesn’t hurt
by ken on Jun 1, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Chiropractors are snake oil salesmen.
I’d rather just go to a Korean lady – at least she doesn’t pretend that what she does is scientific.
Also, the happy ending…
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
Way to work the count full
and swing at ball four
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
There's nothing GG loves more than giving up outs
Well, other than Prince Alberts.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 1, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I take some of it back Lincoln
you pitched OK tonight. Give me 2-3 more of those outings and I won’t hate you so much.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions
Ray-o-meter
81-unk-81-71- groundout to BP
81-80- single under Raymoan’s glove to RF
83-68 Prince albert DP
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
Grande sounded like he couldn't believe the inning was over. Hilarious!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
That screwball is nasssssty
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
OMFG, EPIC
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
I think I shit myself.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Brandon, dude, that was awesome.
Piecoro gets no respect and that’s fantastic.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions
Joe Morgan HAS an Emmy
it’s the fucking easiest award to win.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
in the hot sticky months of summer at GABP
the balls fly a little bit farther?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
Phillips walked up behind one of the "sidline" guys
and proceeded to mouth ‘He doesn’t know what he’s talking about.’ and giving the guy bunny ears.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
thanks
That sounds pretty funny to me.
Maybe if the Reds were losing, but they’re winning, so cut him some slack on the hijinks.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Again, did Raymoan's ball
travel as far as gameday says it did? GD shows it being out by 4 feet
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
Jay Bruce or Adam Dunn...I'm getting confused
Walks or Ks or Hrs
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
To clarify
Bruce, 22 years old
Dunn, 29 years old
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
Age discrimination is not tolerated here at RR
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
Unless you mean "currently" as in "this game"
Then, yes.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 1, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry, FS Midwest guys just said that was his first AB of the season.
Just turned on the game for that… I’m also waiting for Volquez to come back out for the 6th
I'd like to see Gomes and Nix both in the line up
Give Jay a couple days off or Let him play CF and bat lower in the order.
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
Hanigan is hitting well
Hernia is playing a good 1B (although he just made an error)
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
We have A first basemen, and he's on the DL
We also have a handful of other guys who get placed there
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
3
LaRue flew out. Then the runner on 1st was doubled up for touching second once, but not again on his way back to 1st.
Oh, I love George's excuse
“We didn’t get a chance to show you what happened.” You mean, you were too busy with that long awkward shot of Dickerson jogging all the way back to the dugout?
All 6 of our cameras were trained on something other than the action on the field...
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
Ankiel missed the bag on the way back to first
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions
but...but...
I thought well coached teams don’t make baserunning blunders. Man, my outlook on life is really screwed up right now.
Ali Boombaye
Even better
And then DRH actually gets a bunt down… what is going on with here?
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 1, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
good call having D-Ray hit here
only 17 pitches through 2 innings.
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
I must say I'm amazed
that we have only used 2 relievers so far…
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 1, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Judging by Boyer's ERA
he is the Lincoln of the Cards’ bullpen
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
except that he can throw 95
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Jun 1, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
assume he grounds out
this way it makes you feel even better when he gets a hit
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 1, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
does that picture of Rosales
remind anyone of Michael Phelps?
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
with or without the bong ??
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 1, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Brandon's swinging for the damned fences again
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions
And then he corrected it and got an RBI
I’ll take it
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 1, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice single BP 5-2
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions
another ex-red
natinal’d
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 1, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe a haircut would do him good.
He needs some rookie ribbing in the dugout, but we don’t have anyone to do that anymore.
Then again, those guys were responsible for Jay sucking this year, according to Brantley.
Dennys Reyes is the hispanic Ron Jeremy
And like Ron, he’s been around … 10 teams in 13 seasons
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions
His son also has a bad ass name ...
Kris de Jesus
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Now that would be awesome
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Reds 5 - Cards 2
Volquez left with numbness in his throwing hand after 1st inning
Rosales still looks goofy
Bruce is struggling
Hanigan hitting
Raymoan at first doing OK
Nix hitting the ball
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
Jay needs osme help
Walk, K, K, too bad we don’t have a hitting coach…
Oh Well go Lefty Smurf
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
Joe Fucking Thurston
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions
Pecked to death by Colby Rasmus and Joe Thurston.
Heh.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
He's not the closer
He isn’t allowed to get the save
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 1, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
He taught me everything there is to know about baseball
He’s the best right?
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 1, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
The Masset Hound is out to sniff out this Cards rally
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 1, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
That's one of those movies where I heard the character's name
and asked “really?”
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
The Fay
thinks it’s going to be Maloney. Not just because he’s putting up good numbers, but because he’s on the right schedule, too.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Was thinking the same thing about the schedule -
He pitched today, right?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
he did indeed
Complete game shutout.
I was there, with about 1,500 screaming schoolkids.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I lived in Louisville for 19 years
before I moved up to Cincinnati and I only went to 2 Bats games… I’m really wishing I would have gone to a few more so I could have seen some of these guys coming up
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 1, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I love minor league baseball
So laid back, not to mention affordable.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
That was a nice play
Lets see if Masset Hound keeps up his flawless inherited runner streak here
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 1, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy fucking shit, what a play by Gonzo (and RayMoan)
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Have you ever tried restarting it during commercial breaks?
It can sometimes catch up; at least temporarily.
So Lincoln pitched well tonight?
Guess he saw what happened to Burton and went “rut roh!”
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
Fuck! Masset!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
I looked at that briefly and thought that you typed
Fuck Massage
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
If, um, someone were so inclined.....where you they, you know, maybe find something like that?
I have a friend who may be interested.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
They used to advertise that stuff on Craigslist
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Jun 1, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
next to the Kroger Liquor store on Mt Zion
up until late last yellow. too bad, holmes, yellow fever was running amuk.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 1, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm, uh, not sure, but, if your friend finds out, because I would ... I mean my friend
would be interested as well.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
My friend will appreciate all of your suggestions
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
google "Milennium Hotel Cincinnati"
glad i could help out. who’s staying overnight in Cincy for Ash’s bday?!?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
Can't make Friday but I will if I don't have to work on Saturday.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
My mom told me about that today. My Mom.
We have the strangest relationship.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
Shit balls
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions
Run scored on wild pitch .
Masset had a shot at tagging him out, but missed the throw from Hanigan.
Just threw 97 mph.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't watch this game because of my wife likes the fucking Bachelorette
but we might actually win this damn thing. What did they say about EV?
by Dave from Louisville on Jun 1, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions
Numbness in his pinky and ring finger
by wishfuldrifter on Jun 1, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Pfffffft
Shake it off, Voltron!
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Jun 1, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Sure
I guess
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Jun 1, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess that's why you're called the wishf-
nevermind, that’s actually some realistic thinking.
He sits alone...Reds are not home.
If he had actually said that
he better not be watching the game
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on Jun 1, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought that said that your wife likes fucking the Bachelorette
In which case, I wouldn’t be watching the game either.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 1, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
so far..so good
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 1, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Check out
other teams’ batteries suck too!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions
Did I just hear correctly:
The guy starting for the Cards tomorrow hasn’t pitched in 16 days!?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
ramon might even be slower than sean casey
thurston bobbled, double pumped, called his mom and still threw hernandez out
Nobody listens to Andrew
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