Game 50 Thread: Reds at Cardinals.
by Slyde on Jun 1, 2009 6:15 PM EDT
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Cincinnati Reds at St. Louis Cardinals, Jun 1, 2009 8:15 PM EDT
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The St. Louis Cardinals come into this series one game back of the first place Milwaukee Brewers and 2.5 games ahead of the Reds. They are coming off of a road trip to Milwaukee and San Francisco where they went 3-3, but they had won 4 of their last 5 home games prior to that trip. Their 17-9 home record is tied for 4th best in the NL.
Offensively, you know their story. Albert Pujols is having another one of those years he always seems to have. On the plus side for the Reds, there have only been two games this year where Pujols has not reached base at least once and both of those games were in Cincinnati. Ryan Ludwick, Chris Duncan, and Skip Schumaker are also having pretty good years at the plate.
They will be facing Edinson Volquez, who was re-activated from the DL and takes the roster spot of Jared Burton who has been optioned to Louisville. Volquez was smacked around by the Cardinals on Mother's Day, giving up 7 runs on 6 hits over 6.2 innings. He gave up a home run to Pujols that day, adding to Prince Albert's monstrous batting line (.333/.600/1.333) against him. Schumaker (.375/.545/.625) is the only other Cardinals hitter to have faced Volquez more than 10 times, but the numbers suggest that if Volquez isn't back on his game right away tonight, it could be another rough one for him.
The Reds have not faced Todd Wellemeyer yet this year, but they did take 2 of 3 from his last season. Of course, none of the past matters much since this is a totally different team than what we saw last year. The combined numbers for players in the Reds lineup tonight who have faced Wellemeyer are not all that encouraging though. Tonight's lineup is a combined 2 for 19 against Wellemeyer with a double, a home run, a walk, and a HBP. There's not a lot of success to build off of, is there? Then again, lefties are batting .320/.403/.508 against Wellemeyer this year, and the Reds have their lefty line up in (as much as one can say that at this point). Hopefully we'll see big games out of Chris Dickerson, Jay Bruce, and Laynce Nix because they might be our best shot at winning tonight.
It's hard not to be discouraged after the way the series went in Milwaukee, but taking 3 out of 4 games in this series will put the Reds just a half-game behind the Cardinals for 2nd place. If they can do that, it won't be a totally blown road trip.
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All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 1, 2009 6:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hi Ash, happy birthday!
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 6:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
:P
And thanks!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
A pic of the awesome/wildly inappropriate cake my friend had made for me last year
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was sooooooooo expecting a weiner cake for some reason
I was sorely disappointed.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look again.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
aaaaahhhhhh
I am no longer disappointed. FTH with the giraffe though?
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Favorite animal.
She did a good job with that thing, I was impressed.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Do you have Prince Albert in a cake?"
“Then you better let him out!”
Timely.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 1, 2009 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes, happy birthday
As your present I will have Adam drop off a certain young Vietnamese woman at your door … drunk.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ehh, been there...
I lived with her for two years. ;)
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know I thought you might want to relive your glory days.
Also … Millard Fillmore’s goat is looking at you fondly.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL! Oh Millard Fillmore...
And Millard Fillmore’s goat… :D
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's such a shame what happened there.
I can’t believe historians have swept that under the rug. Revisionists!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm rec'ing this although it will make zero sense to anyone else
on the site.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK
That gets a rec.
Well played sir.
Though I think I’m one of the few people here who love Madville’s … storys?/rants?/acid hallucinations?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hell it don't !
So how does feel to be 23…young and wild to boot!!!
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
by Madville on Jun 1, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I recall being very fond of 23...
Unfortunately, that was 4 years ago now. :/
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh I forgot ...
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Blah blah blah blah blah
You are a cutie too…
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
by Madville on Jun 1, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ashmadvillelovechild
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
awesome! Happy freaking birthday!
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jun 1, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes happy birthday...
June birthdays are awesome…
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 1, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and now we know your last name too...
you should be more careful !
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 1, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Per Fay:
Chris Dickerson 8
Adam Rosales 5
Jay Bruce 9
Brandon Phillips 4
Ramon Hernandez 3
Laynce Nix 7
Alex Gonzalez 6
Ryan Hanigan 2
Edinson Volquez 1
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 6:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
is Taveras hurt?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 1, 2009 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep
hammy
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 1, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well it's good he's sitting out now
don’t want to have to irritate it and have his mangina removed
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Jun 1, 2009 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this whole team is a bunch of manginas
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 1, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
johnny quest...
thinks my name should be Hadji.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 1, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Long time since we've seen you
A good omen!
by Brendanukkah on Jun 1, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
A minor email snafu...
changed the address that reminded me of my password. Freakin’ internet. Lets just hope Adam Rosales is Batman. He does lead the league in overbite…
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 1, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And...
I have been called a “slump buster” before.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 1, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
mmmmmmmmmmmm Can we Watch?
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
by Madville on Jun 1, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently he's available to PH, and will likely start tomorrow.
Hammy still tweaked?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently he’s available to PH bunt, and will likely start tomorrow.
/Fix’d
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
....oh, that's right. They're in St. Louis.
Another hour to go.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 7:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I used the extra time to go to Lowe's and be frustrated by the employees' ineptitude
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We need to freaking dominate this series.
I feel like rubbing this series in all of my less intelligent baseball friends’ faces!!
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jun 1, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
not in person.
Definitely on TV though- I’m spending my graduation money on a laptop… not baseball games… Who would want to pay to go see a bunch of manginas anyways?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jun 1, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And also, apparently I will be sacrificed if the Reds lose tonight.
I’m really really pulling for a win.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHEN WILL THIS TEAM STOP BUNTING SO MUCH???
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
well, we need to do SOMETHING to get the baseball gods on our side again.
by Daedalus on Jun 1, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
A baby in a basket is no longer sufficient
We need to anoint ourselves with Ashes.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 1, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ash's ashes. :(
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dust to dust?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ash's Ashes
if we all fall down
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on Jun 1, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
YEEEEESSSSSSSSSS
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's the weather like in St. Louis?
Cuz it’s really shitty here and I was told this front went through there earlier today. Does the field look all right?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 7:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Not sure, but I do know that it's really nice 2 hours west of St. Louis
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jun 1, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
90 and clear
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good. The last thing this team needs, in my opinion, is a ppd.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah- that would mean the umpires would be manginas too
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jun 1, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
for me there is a a special almost perverse joy in beating Tony LaLoser
So if we have to sacrifice Ash..well just tell me when and where…
Although I whipped this up in the yard hoping it would suffice 
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
by Madville on Jun 1, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So how have the John Morrell people not been sued by the Crocodile Dundee people yet?
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I didn't think you could patent crude stereotypes?
/Aunt Jemima’d
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently...
“talent” must factor into the copyright infringement.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 1, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Grilled chicken with cheese sandwich, chili cheese fritos, and diet coke for dinner
Who here can beat that??
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I see your grilled chicken
raise you chopped cucumber, tomato, and hot pepper, with a shitton of mint.
Ginger ale to drink.
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on Jun 1, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
chicken vindaloo and vegetable samosa
by Daedalus on Jun 1, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you know what doesn't exist in Cleveland?
Indian Food. That and championship sports teams.
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on Jun 1, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
there's not much for indian food in ohio
there’s a great place near the dayton mall called amar. i like the little place near UC campus, too. but there just aren’t that many.
i have one down the street from me and it’s dangerous because they deliver.
by Daedalus on Jun 1, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've been to a couple of good ones down on Ludlow over by UC
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 1, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was about to excoriate you for not mentioning Amar India
And then you did. Nevermind.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 1, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
but unfortunately...
I have to get reacquainted with Turkey. Which means Turkish food. Which means “Have you ever had fresh kaymak? It’s a clotted cream and, when mixed with honey, it may be the food of all gods, monotheist and polytheist alike.”
It also means that I get to pay attention to this game while blasting Turk pop, which is lots of whiney, Taylor Swift-esque warblings. You win some you lose some
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on Jun 1, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If it's not Mandy Moore
I’m not listening, whether there’s a Sitar or not.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 1, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've been missin' you
…like candy.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 1, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
most underratedly attractive female star of the past 20 years
I dare someone to argue with me
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on Jun 1, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Andy Roddick
peaked in 2003. She, on the other hand, did not.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 1, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
there's a turkish restaurant here that i love
and i don’t think they even serve kebab. funny.
by Daedalus on Jun 1, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meatloaf, smashed red potatoes, green beans with garlic and crushed red pepper
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 1, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Advil Cold & Sinus w/pseudoephedrine
(It’s hell being sick and not having an appetite.)
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grande and Welsh, together again!
I have a feeling I’ll end up using the mute button when the third batter for STL comes up in the first inning.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What, like Grande would miss this series?
He’s already thrown a Prince Albert in and the game hasn’t even started yet.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 1, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come on dangit, let's get this show on the road!
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I know, damn
The Reds need to win this thing by 11:35 ET time, for reals.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 1, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice Conan reference.
Correct?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has anyone here been to Buenos Aires?
I’m reading a feature story in Smithsonian Magazine that amounts to printed fellatio and it kinda makes me want to move there.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 1, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
well...
I’ve been to Bel Air. Close enough?
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on Jun 1, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The original land was known as "Scott's Improvement Enlarged"
I would love that town if it had kept this name.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 1, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did your mom get scared?
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ironically, yes
its the most ghost-faced pale white place I’ve ever been
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on Jun 1, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah actually I have
It’s awesome
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jun 1, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
(The food in Argentina is basically amazing)
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jun 1, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmmm
“Argentines are famous for their high protein diet, particularly beef. Grilled meat from the asado is a staple, with steak and beef ribs especially common. Chorizo (pork sausage), morcilla (blood sausage), chinchulines (chitterlings), mollejas (sweetbread), and other parts of the animal are enjoyed”
Yeah, I’ll agree
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on Jun 1, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Should I move there?
I feel that Washington, DC is limited in what it can offer me, vis a vis moving my life forward.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 1, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if you like meat
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jun 1, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
also, mate > coffee, fwiw
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on Jun 1, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yerba mate kicks some major ass...
I’ve got the bombilla and gourds… good stuff…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jun 1, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
A friend went on vacation
and loved it so much he wanted to start a hotel there. Apparently he got pretty far until some financing fell through at the end. Sounds like a good place for a single guy.
by ken on Jun 1, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Argentina, eh?
“I’m gonna live for a very long time. My grandma Schrute lived to be 101. My grandpa Manheim, he’s 103. He’s still puttering down in Argentina. I tried to go visit him once, but my travel visa was protested by the Shoah Foundation.”
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on Jun 1, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nobody tell immigration that "Brendanukkah" is just a put on
Tell them instead that I’m going to even the odds.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 1, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i love the dead on center camera
"I never should have given up the animation rights."
by BobbyO on Jun 1, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I love 1980s East German porn
That doesn’t mean I want George Grande narrating it.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on Jun 1, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adam Rosales batting second
He’s just trying to piss me off, isn’t he?
by Brendanukkah on Jun 1, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
its still the top of the first
we’re just collecting firewood at this point
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on Jun 1, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lets just hope your voodoo works D...
It has in the past….
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 1, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You gotta be shitting me
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I vascillate on whether BP is a good baserunner or not
Right now, the meter is firmly trending towards not.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 1, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd say that was a "little thing" that he talks about
by ol Pete on Jun 1, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go back and post on Brew Crew Ball, if you dare
by Brendanukkah on Jun 1, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because I'm still bitter about the sweep, and don't need you chafing about Brandon Phillips quotes
And I seem to post at BCB more than you do.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 1, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what exactly was the point of that?
"I never should have given up the animation rights."
by BobbyO on Jun 1, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
what happened ??
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 1, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BP got picked off first on a snap throw by LaRue
With Bruce at bat no less.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LaRue for crying out loud?
now you’re gonna tell me that Ryan Franklin is over there, too…
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on Jun 1, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lhose as well
its like natinals west
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 1, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is nothing better than seeing the Wagon on the mound right now.
Thanks for getting my hopes up, Slyde!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 1, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Rosie didn't fuck one up!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 1, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ssssshhhhhhh
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a feeling I'm going to grow to hate Colby Rasmus.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 1, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
His name being Colby = enough of a reason to hate him
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's a freaking cheese
by Daedalus on Jun 1, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I once worked for a woman whose son was named Colby.
She was telling me about him for the first time, and when she said his name, I laughed and said “what?” (I had never, ever heard that used as a name before)
She didn’t think it was funny.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not a fan of "Survivor," I take it...
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 1, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, actually, have never watched it.
But then again, this conversation took place about a decade ago.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i can do you one better
a kid i grew up had that first name, and his last name was Kraft
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Jun 1, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please tell me that was a situation
where the parents were getting a bunch of money for giving their kid a corporate-themed name. Like Google Johnson and Fed-Ex Smith.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
is there really someone named google?
by Daedalus on Jun 1, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow, good job turning that one aronud
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on Jun 1, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope
just using it as an example.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Prolly not.
Some parents are just fucking evil.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
more like Colby Assmus... or something...
Sorry, it was short notice.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jun 1, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bah
I thought Quickerson was in CF?
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Uggh... My sister sucks...
in a totally bratty valley girl voice- “Get off the TV Andrew!!!! My shows are on!!!”
Me: “…”
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jun 1, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
the Ozarks have valleys?
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on Jun 1, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're north of them...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jun 1, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
can you tell that I haven't figured out MO geography yet?
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on Jun 1, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yup
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jun 1, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then lay some smack down
You’re a high school graduate (almost) fer crissakes!
by Brendanukkah on Jun 1, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no almost about it... graduation was Saturday...
Unfortunately mom happens to take her side…
Dorm rooms keep seeming nicer and nicer…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jun 1, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
damnit, 1-0
Pujols might be hurt.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
voodoo's working!
by Daedalus on Jun 1, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
quick another pin !
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 1, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No such luck
A quick oil change and new sparkplugs and he gets up.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
voodoo ??
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 1, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least that means...
the Reds will be on Sportscenter tonight.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 1, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sportscenter?
baseball fans don’t watch that anymore!
by Daedalus on Jun 1, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Steve Phillips
has to hug Pujols on a daily basis. BP will show up in the background, I’m sure of it.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 1, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmm, temptation to ignore game is growing...
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on Jun 1, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
oh, gameday said Duncan hit a homer
lied to me again
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on Jun 1, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Double by Rasmus, single by the prince
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOTE: This is the same ump at home from the SD marathon, per Grande/Welsh
Known for his small strike zone.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I might be screwed.
Nice knowing you all.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mean, I wouldn't give up hope
a magical giraffe may rescue you and allow you to ride it to freedom. Even if freedom is located in Kentucky or something
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on Jun 1, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
actually...
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does anyone else find it ironic
that the big focus of the offseason was a big RH bat, when pretty much every team we face has 6 or 7 lefties in the lineup?
And they seem to kill our all righty rotation?
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 1, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
except Ankiel
the juicing douchebag
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 1, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I read your sig as "skanklet"
which makes it a bit more amusing
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on Jun 1, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no
MUCH more amusing, I would change it, except for my enduring respect for Tina Fey
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 1, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy hell!
Jason LaRue’s GameDay picture… wow.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 1, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
he looks
like a pedophile
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 1, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
/jim day'd
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
All he needs is a windowless van.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
C-Dick's fashion advice, dude
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on Jun 1, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No matter how low my self esteem gets
I take comfort in the fact that I am not Jason LaRue’s facial hair.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Is this Chris Dickerson?
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on Jun 1, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It's from Ryan Braun's t-shirt launch party on Friday night
I knew it was him. Are he and Braun friends?
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on Jun 1, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe so...
did Ed Harvey kidnap him or something?
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on Jun 1, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
um, yeah. what you said.
I’m hip, I swear
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on Jun 1, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too many clothes, not oily enough.
Oh, you mean Chris Dickerson the Red?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good recovery Wagon
One run against Wellemayer? We have a 50/50 shot of getting that.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 1, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well this blows ass. I was listening to the radio when BP got picked off
was it as pathetic as it sounded?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Worse
I thought he might actually be safe because he pulled his hand back on the tag. He was WAY off when the throw came in.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I don't think Philips could see LaRue throw the ball because Bruce was in the way.
So it looked worse.
by Brian B on Jun 1, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh god no
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 1, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
SHIT SHIT SHIT
EV done for, Lincoln warming.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
what happened?
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Jun 1, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't hear
I was tuning them out until I heard “Volquez is done for the night, and Lincoln is warming in the pen.”
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
grande said there were snipers in the stands
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Jun 1, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard something about that
“they must be wondering if there are snipers in the stands with the way guys are going down….”
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no
he said volquez was murdered by a guatemalan sniper
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Jun 1, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll mobilize the troops
You’re going down, Honduras. Never forget.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT!?!?!?!
Seriously? Don’t toy with my emotions
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 1, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep he's done.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jay Nix is on deck
according to the Cardinals’ crew.
by Brian B on Jun 1, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
radio's saying Volquez is done for the night.
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Jun 1, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck
This is bullshit. WHY IS LINCOLN STILL ON THIS TEAM?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Volky
Hurt again…? Well, the Hamilton trade looks even again.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 1, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
whats going on here, folks?
us gamedayers are confoozed
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on Jun 1, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We're about to find out when they come back I'm sure
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone else feel like egging Busch Stadium?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jun 1, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
gladly, just give me a couple of months to get there
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on Jun 1, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck.
this is bulls shit.
I can hear Hal McCoy now: “Why can’t the Reds draw fans to the ballpark?”
by Brian B on Jun 1, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What the F is up?
Between Ed E floundering with a bum wrist, Bray taking 2 months for Tommy John, Votto being hurt/healthy/hurt/healthy/hurt/healthy/DL’d, and Volquez coming back for an inning, ARE OUR TRAINERS FUCKING INCOMPETENT, OR WHAT?
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 1, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i dont get it
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Jun 1, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If I see a Volquez-Mangina post in the fanposts
I’m ripping someones dick off.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Call up Dr. Kremcheck
you know the rest of the story..
by thedecline19 on Jun 1, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I have a fitting song playing...
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo.
(the cards)
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jun 1, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
put that "good omen" in my pipe and smoke it
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 1, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I also said this team would go 5-2 on the road trip
I feel sick.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 1, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Welp this game is over
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Why are we giving up in the 2nd inning?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 1, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCKING LINCOLN
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's the back
And this just in, Lincoln sucks no less than he did last weeek or the week before.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FIRST PITCH LINCOLN?!!
FIRST FUCKING PITCH?!?!
FUCK YOU MAN
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Which reminds me, I still hate Ryan Franklin.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He'd throw it again
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 1, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like I picked the wrong day to be the sacrificial lamb.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Q. Who in god's name is Joe Thurston?
A. One of the 7 billion inhabitants of Spaceship Earth that can get a hit off Mike Lincoln.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 1, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
and so it begins
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 1, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
damnit
when do the NBA finals start? Thursday? Shit. I really have to watch 2 more Reds/Cards games before I can watch competition.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 1, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hate that schedule
They always start later in the week for better ratings, but they need to consider my entertainment needs.
by ken on Jun 1, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why do the snipers choose to ignore Lincoln?
Stupid jerks…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jun 1, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He's already been crossed off the list
by Brendanukkah on Jun 1, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They shot once...
but unfortunately, they missed and hit his elbow.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 1, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Q. At what point do Ford Theatre jokes on RR get old?
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Jun 1, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey, millvina dean, nice
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Jun 1, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just thinking that myself
but maybe because I’m bitter and hateful right now.
by chesirecat on Jun 1, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
PUT HIM BACK ON!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
What's wrong, couldn't find the 1024x768 version? :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I use what the Interwebs has available.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was looking for this pic earlier
thank you. You may yet be reprieved from your sacrifice
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on Jun 1, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lincoln's ERA is under 9
first time in a while… though it’s not likely to stay
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Jun 1, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for lineup strategizing and bunting your way out of this inning, LaRussa
Of course, Schumaker will hit one out of the park here anyway. . .
by Brian B on Jun 1, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
life is not fair
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 1, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't wait until Mads sees this and goes on a Peanuts rant
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Mike Lincoln pitched a better inning than Volquez
How ’bout that?
by Brendanukkah on Jun 1, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Blind squirrel nut
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
why don't you just fade off into Bolivia or something?
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on Jun 1, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mel Allen, I miss you.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahahahha
I read that and thought you said “pinched.” As in, “one off.”
Completely appropriate
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 1, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if volquez goes to the dl
maloney has to come up. he threw a 10-strikeout, 3-hit, complete-game shutout today. his era is 2.00. he’s ready for a shot
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Jun 1, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
rec'd and agreed
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 1, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
definitely
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jun 1, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree
only because there’s no one else. I’m still not convinced he can get big league hitters out.
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 1, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chad Jennings
the SWB Yankees beat writer wrote this in his blog today:
Also another strong start from Louisville’s Matt Maloney, who has now pitched 16 scoreless innings in two starts against the Yankees. He tops out at 90 mph with his fastball (maybe even less than that) but he changes speeds and throws strikes to the tune of nine walks in 67.1 innings. "A guy that can add and subtract velocity on his fastball is going to be effective," Eric Duncan said. "And he’s got the loopy, big curveball that he throws to lefties, and he tightens it up to righties, it looks like. And he’s got a good changeup. The thing I think that makes him good is he can add and subtract from his fastball really well. If he gets in a good hitters count, he might take a little off or put a little on."
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 1, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you have a new crush, don't you?
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on Jun 1, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
who?
Chad Jennings?
He’s better looking than C. Trent, I suppose…
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 1, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I meant Maloney
I was just commenting that you seem to be drumming up support for the crafty lefthander
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on Jun 1, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was at the game today
Maloney was good, but like nycredsfan, I’m not sure he can get big leaguers out.
Darnell McDonald looks like a total stud playing in AAA. Seriously, Jennings was wondering why he’s not on a big league roster somewhere.
It’s a big jump from AAA to the big leagues.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 1, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is a nightmare
I click on Gameday, and see LIncoln’s ugly mug. In the second inning???!!!!
This can’t be good…
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 1, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Voltron was assassinated
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Jun 1, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gameday!
Ha! Be glad you’re not having to watch it.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 1, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Volquez is hurt again
Injury undisclosed.
by Brendanukkah on Jun 1, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Walt double fisting the phones, nice
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
getting
turned down by Billy Beane for Holliday and by Dombrowski for Ordonez, i presume.
Again.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 1, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I need a new phone
Anyone have any suggestions? I want a full keyboard and a camera.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
iphone
But there’s no mobile commenting.
by Brian B on Jun 1, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's wary of the contract, I believe
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, forgot to mention that
In my field I’m usually given a company phone/laptop/etc. so I’d rather not be tied to something for 2 years.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
anyone here play computer games
and know if I should invest in Empire: Total War because this summer is gonna be BOOORINNG?
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on Jun 1, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Haven't played it, but want to.
Go for it. Looks absolutely fantastical.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
EV Update - Numbness in the pinkie and ring finger of his pitching hand
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
or neck?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 1, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
or mangina?
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Jun 1, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
:-P
I meant, the nerves to the hands leave the spine from the neck vertebrae. A neck problem (bad disc, etc.) may show up as numbness in the hands.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on Jun 1, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking mid to upper back
I’m not sure though.
by ol Pete on Jun 1, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
which all amounts to, He needs to grow a set
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Jun 1, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
voltron numbess in pinky and ring finger?
by Daedalus on Jun 1, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
the stranger?
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on Jun 1, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
heheh, rec'd
/I’msolonely
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
now THAT'S funny
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
numbness in finger tips.
Oh, that’s it? Just a bit of nerve tenderness.
by Brian B on Jun 1, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK FUCK FUCK
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ggggrrrrrr
Stupid cheese
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Getting rocked by .220 hitters...
Must be the Reds.
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 1, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well now gang don't give up hope so quickly
Charlie wouldn’t…he’d never say die and you know what? We’re gonna have Charlie Brown bobbleheadnight here tonight at Peanuts RR headquarters...if when the Red win every RR gets a Charlie Brown Baseball bobblehead courtesy of Mads (just send $14.95 plus shipping and handling)…
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
by Madville on Jun 1, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a really bad pitch
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
thats because he's a really bad pitcher
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 1, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a Josh Hamilton special.
Up and away.
by Brian B on Jun 1, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This is the worst game ever
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 1, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
didn't watch OSU-FSU, I guess
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on Jun 1, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, but if Lincoln gave up 37 runs
We may be able to get him off the roster.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 1, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently I need to stop making fun of the guy named after tasty cheese.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What a great place to bring in your first baseman...to pitch
Micah Owings to pitch…just sayin’
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
by Madville on Jun 1, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Is George going to interview Pujols in the shower after the game?
by Brian B on Jun 1, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It'd be hard to conduct an interview with his mouth full
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 1, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
No But Jim Day and his 14 year old cameraman will
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
by Madville on Jun 1, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just to clarify,
Is George going to interview Prince Albert with his tonsils in the shower after the game?
by Brian B on Jun 1, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
About time for default message, circa 1992:
“Fuck this. GO TWINS!”
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 1, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You rang?
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
one for the ladies
Thanks, JCH.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's your birthday
I’m not completely insensitive. :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK, top of the order, 2nd time through
I’m going to be positive and call a RALLY!!!!
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 1, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hell, I'll take a HIT!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alright, C-Dick/dusty
don’t run us out of the inning
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on Jun 1, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bloop
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
hey look !
Wellmeyer is pitching a no hitter… and a SHUT OUT
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 1, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Stolen base
Get em on, over, in, etc.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow
LaRue, dude, that was awful.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Haha, Quickerson knows that we can run on Le Cowboy
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 1, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hell, I'll take a RUN
(…?)
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
shouldnt you be taking a shot of everyone's choice?
oh, wait, ….that’s coming up!
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 1, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is going to be an interesting weekend.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're telling me
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on Jun 1, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"fulton county bailbonds may i help you?"
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 1, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
gonna be playing that Ray Charles
Geeeeeeeorgia. Georgia.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 1, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It worked. Eventually.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and....now seems an aproppirate time to join the fray.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 1, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
aprop pirate ?
justin’d
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 1, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wait... it's only 2-0?
From reading the thread and not checking gameday I thought it was like 14-0…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jun 1, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
our offense, remeber?
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 1, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was our clever ruse to prompt you steal the TV back from your bratty sister
by Brendanukkah on Jun 1, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oooh... clever
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jun 1, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
tie this game up, Bruce!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 1, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bruce with a very Kingmanesque career so far
by Johnnypronto on Jun 1, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
3-run homer -
still waiting…
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Jun 1, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ramon Hernandez
Best trade since Wily Mo/Bronson
by Kevin Mitchell is Batman on Jun 1, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
the game is close
a big hit here changes everything
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 1, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You have to remember that its 12-1 with Lincoln pitching
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 1, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wellmeyer is still pitching a shut out !
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Jun 1, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
IXNAY ON THE OUBLEDAY!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 1, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
walks will haunt
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on Jun 1, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hell, I'll take the tying run...
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
beat me to it... well done
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Jun 1, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And more. YAY!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on Jun 1, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Way to go hacking at the ball over your head Alex.
Way to have your head in the game.
by Brian B on Jun 1, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well holy shit
I still don’t trust this lead with Lincoln though.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on Jun 1, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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