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Game 29 Thread: Part 2

STUD.  Cueto in a bit of a jam, but has been great so far.  Reds are up 5-0 in the 7th.

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by Gray on May 8, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

4-6-yesiree-3!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 8, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

The Reds have turned quite a few DPs this year, yes?

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 8, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

They just got someone up?

Huh.

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by Gray on May 8, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Double play post!!!

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 8, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Double play post!!!

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 8, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

nice to see

the reds starting pitchers are becoming 7 IP’ers. (except for Badarroyo)

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 8, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

has anyone mentioned

there are no position players in the lineup tonight who were on the opening day roster last season?

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on May 8, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

You just did.

Unbelievable.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 8, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn't Hairston on the opening day roster

last season?

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by Gray on May 8, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Negative

He was in Louisville for a whlie, until he was hitting over .400

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 8, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only Bruce and Hernandez from this year's OD, right?

And Hernandez is playing out of his OD position.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 8, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stretch.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 8, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I had one of those until it broke and hit me in the face on the recoil

Worst. Toy. Ever.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 8, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Soft Baby J

Double post!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 8, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

oh jeah

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on May 8, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_a66YWasb0Bc/RtHgArH8NhI/AAAAAAAABsU/e2dTXIk9qvU/s400/Kool-AidMan.jpg

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 8, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

lets bring up Owings to ph

Cueto stays in the game? ugh…

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 8, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, if you're bunting...

Might as well keep him in there.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 8, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Unless you can't get one down.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 8, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

clownboy playing hitting coach

i love it

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on May 8, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

SO MUCH HAVOC

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 8, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

AWWWWWWWWWWWESOME!

HAVOC!

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 8, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

What happened?

Gameday is constipated.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 8, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hatcher sent Cueto to second.

The Cardinals were standing around like a bunch of middle school girls.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 8, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 8, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

great play by cueto!

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 8, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Heads up coaching by Hatcher

When Mark Berry does that, guys get thrown out at the plate by 3 feet

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 8, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Get ready.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 8, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 feet?

thats close : )

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 8, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha, giving him too much credit there?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 8, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

EVEN MORE HAVOC

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 8, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

great point by Welsh

Hatcher ought to get some managerial consideration.

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 8, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I would love to have him replace Dusty.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 8, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

uh huh

when is the last time you have heard that about a 1B coach?

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 8, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would love for Luke Stowe to replace Dusty.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 8, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's all about clubhouse presence.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 8, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Before Larkin get the Reds job..

..doesn’t he need to like, start managing?

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 8, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you don't like smawbaw now

I doubt you’d like Larkin very much as a manager. He talked about little else during the CWS in ’07

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on May 8, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice AB by WMT

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 8, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

And now Rhodes is up in the bullpen...

huh.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 8, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

That's literally the last person out of the bullpen I'd want Dusty to put in

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 8, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was the Reds' first walk

of the game.

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by Gray on May 8, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

They're not "YAYing"

They’re “JAYing”

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 8, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice to see Cueto score a run

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 8, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Seems like the Reds scored

Almost in spite of their best efforts not to.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 8, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very nice.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 8, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Another single!

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by Gray on May 8, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Beyonce'd

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 8, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

wild pitch

bad call.

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 8, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

All ryght Laynce.

Home Ryn, how about?

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 8, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Hoyme run?

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by Gray on May 8, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Howabout just two RBYs?

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 8, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

bases juiced

lets get nasty, yyyyyyyyy

"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21

by obc2 on May 8, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Cubs lead 1-0 in the 5th.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 8, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

juding from game commercials

cincinnati area residents eat nothing but meat

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on May 8, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

And some ice cream.

And they drive a lot.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 8, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Drat.

Oh, well.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 8, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Doing a good impersonation of Dickerson.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 8, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

True.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 8, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Johnny Cueto is so good.

Sooooooooo goood…. But Dusty, really? Take him out of the batters box if you’re taking him out of the game.

by jsl413 on May 8, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I actually supported keeping him in there to bunt.

I was not expecting him to be quite so wretched at it.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 8, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

9 spot is going to come up one more time in the game, likely.

There’s no waste, and maybe no necessity to bunt. Leaves your other bench player to hit later. I dunno, doesn’t really matter at this point.

by jsl413 on May 8, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why are we not seeing our 16th president here?

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 8, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Or DRH, for that matter?

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 8, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or Burton?

ok ok i maybe gettin crazy there.

by orex121 on May 8, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or Janish?

For that matter…

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 8, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah?

or burton, i dont see why you would use one of our best (and oldest) relievers here

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on May 8, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think Burton would have been a good choice...

Up by five runs. Burton hasn’t pitched since the 4th, when he threw 21 pitches. Pitched pretty well, too.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 8, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

No pressure also.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 8, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lincoln

threw 36 pitches on the 4th and 27 on the 6th.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 8, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I agree

I’m pretty sure we’re going to need the Colossus sometime else this weekend.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 8, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Stormy.

Who is coming in now to pitch.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 8, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sic semper tyrannis

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 8, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice 9-pitch at bat there.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 8, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Only one run away.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 8, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dag.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 8, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

There goes that ERA, Stormy

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 8, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it nitpicky to say

Taveras might have had a better play on that one?

by jsl413 on May 8, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

What do you mean?

He came close, but it was farther beyond the wall than it looked at first.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 8, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nit-picky it is!

I’m watching on MLB.tv/tabbing between the windows, it looked like Willy had a pretty good chance at snaggin’ it.

by jsl413 on May 8, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

did i miss something

why

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on May 8, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

0-4

Albert Pujols. That’s what I like to see.

by jsl413 on May 8, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Weathers pitched him well.

Didn’t try to strike him out.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 8, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't have minded him getting a meaningless hit there.

If it meant avoiding a more meaningful hit later in the series.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 8, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he might have had him

Hanigan does have a hose back there

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on May 8, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Crud.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 8, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey look, a save situation

Thanks Stormy.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 8, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I blame jsl413

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 8, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, the wanted to pad Cordero's stats.

So they got through the tough part of the lineup and gave up some runs to get CoCo an easy save.

by jsl413 on May 8, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Save situation now.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 8, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Now all he has to do is walk two in a row.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 8, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Herrera and Burton are up?

Why the hell didn’t one of them come in earlier?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 8, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 8, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

If I could find that pic of Corey's AB from Gamecast or whatever it was

That one would be another example.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 8, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dusty wanted to show LaRussa how well Rhodes and Weathers have been pitching for him.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 8, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rhodes pitched well

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 8, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not saying he didn't.

I just think it’s ridiculous to give these guys an extra look at them in the first game of the series. Especially since Rhodes just pitched last night.

And especially since Weathers sucks tonight.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 8, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Agreed. They should have just brought Burton in to begin with.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 8, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dammit!

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 8, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

MLB.tv must be pretty far behind

You guys are cursing before I know what happened.

by jsl413 on May 8, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait...

Gameday brain fart.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 8, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe I'm an ass..

but I’m gonna say he shoulda had that.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 8, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are right.

You are an ass.
I kid I kid.

by orex121 on May 8, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brandon might have, but as Baseball Prosepectus

noted Jerry is good at standing at spots in the infield and he’s not good at moving while standing there

by timb116 on May 8, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

"His bowels are churning just like you want them to be."

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 8, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

he has swine flu?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 8, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

ouch

And every female at RR just crossed her legs.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 8, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just the females?

Do I need to link to Mr. Hands again?

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 8, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the link Daedalus provided

To Prince Albert was sufficient.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 8, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mess with the Pujol, get the horn

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on May 8, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

He's a professional spectator.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 8, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why does George insist on loving the silliness

that is smallball? All dude ever talks about is bunting and stealing. Was he an original fan of the dead ball era?

He just said the stolen base by Ludwig enabled him to score. The STOLEN BASE. With two outs and a ball that went to the wall? If he DIDN’T scare from first, he’d better be hurt. So, George, take your 1916 understanding of baseball and stuff it up Christy Mathewson’s bum

by timb116 on May 8, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

rec'ing that this time, since I didn't last time

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 8, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too.

You know I get it. He has to fill air time and the boring “do you bunt here with the bases loaded, two outs, the clean up hitter up, and you’re down five” fills time. But figure out something else to say

by timb116 on May 8, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's not terribly different than most pbp guys I hear

I think it’s his accent that chafes me the most.

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on May 8, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

What about his accent?

The radio guys’ horrible grammar annoys me a lot more.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 8, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

his accent

reminds me of George Clooney’s character in O Brother Where Art Thou?

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 8, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

You've mentioned his accent before.

It’s funny, I don’t hear it.

I think he just talks and talks and says absolutely nothing. Sometimes I swear I can hear Welsh rolling his eyes.

And yet i get the feeling that FSN gives him an ‘attaboy’ after every broadcast.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 8, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

Please tell me you don’t all sound like this. His vowel structure is flatter than the Altiplano.

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on May 8, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've gotta be honest..

I think my dad did pass on to me a lil’ bit of the West Virginia mushmouth.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 8, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm with you.

If people have the baseball package, then click around and listen to other broadcasters at the same time as George. He’s got his own silly colloquial rhythm going that rings 4th grade dropout (no offense, Reynard).

by Brian B on May 8, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK. Now dammit.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 8, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Weathers sucks

How the fuck have we let this team back in this game!

by Dave from Louisville on May 8, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

You answered your own question.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 8, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

And to say he sucks it kind of harsh, isn't it

Dude hadn’t given up a run all season so far. Calm down.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 8, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

not to mention

pitching 80+ innings every year for the past 36 seasons. he’s not lights-out, but as setup guys go, he’s one of the best.

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 8, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're probably right

if he is going to give up runs, it better be in a game we win!

by Dave from Louisville on May 8, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember this.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 8, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Is that really your cat?

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by BubbaFan on May 8, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

indeed

Stormy makes him cry.

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 8, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that really your dresser?

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on May 8, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

at last

We get to see the renowned Charlie Scrabbles.

Handsome fellow.

He looks big. Like he could eat any grounds crew guy who tried to pick him up by the tail.

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by BubbaFan on May 8, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah he's a big guy

he played lacrosse at Cornell.

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 8, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does he sing a cappella?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 8, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

here comes treble

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 8, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's funny

b/c a search of “stormy” at photobucket yields a number of cat pictures. Apparently, it’s a popular name for a cat.

by Brian B on May 8, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was quick.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 8, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

he’d been in there all day. the rocky inning from Stormy just gave me reason to post the pic.

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 8, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hi gang ! Got here just in time fopr Story to bec scored upon or so it appears

Anything exciting Happening? Gamecast is bout a week behind

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on May 8, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Just because you saw Star Trek last night

doesn’t mean you have to impress us with your Klingon

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on May 8, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Now you bring in Burton

With the game on the line. Great.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 8, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

who else, surely not DRH

He’s a fucking bum, Burton has been pitching well

by Dave from Louisville on May 8, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coco?

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 8, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wha...?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 8, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's a closer dude

duh

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 8, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um.

Not a save situation?…

Er…

Um…

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 8, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sick of Yadier Molina

He’s really just not that good.

by jsl413 on May 8, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

agreed

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 8, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

YaDa YaDa YaDa

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on May 8, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chad Moeller

picked off Nick Swisher at 3B tonight. You don’t see runners picked off 3B very often. Swisher seemed totally shocked they would even try.

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by BubbaFan on May 8, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey, it's the game I'm watching

Chad Moeller plays in the AL East. I see him a lot.

Sabathia pitched a gem tonight, BTW. Complete game shutout.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 8, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay Burton!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on May 8, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Looks as though the bottom of the order has been doing OK so far this game

Too bad HanniganMann can’t play 3B

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on May 8, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Now five more runs, please.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 8, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Rosales is gonna be back in AAA soon, right?

I mean, having some success, but not MLB-caliber success. What do you guys think?

by jsl413 on May 8, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

HOF

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on May 8, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, when Edwin gets back he's back in AAA

He’s not producing at the level he needs to be to stick around, or at least to play everyday.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 8, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

do you have anyone in mind

to replace him?

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by BubbaFan on May 8, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Edwin Elpidio Encarnacion

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 8, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

do you think that will be "soon," though?

He’s not even playing any rehab games yet.

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by BubbaFan on May 8, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope

It won’t happen soon, and there really isn’t anyone there right now to replace him right now this second. Sutton or Wilkin, but I’m thinking we’ll see one of them when Gonzo gets DLed.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 8, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

One of our many backup infielders.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 8, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess it doesn't matter to Welsch:

Cueto and the A-ball team could take the Cardinals apparently.

by jsl413 on May 8, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, I liked that.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 8, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

to be fair

Cueto and a team of Kelly Ripas could take the Cardinals.

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 8, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then Welschy redeems himself

as a Reds journalist finally points out that our entire opening day infield is inactive.

by jsl413 on May 8, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Common Soft J

Dink another one into the outfield.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 8, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Hiya Caleb!

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 8, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

how's it going?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on May 8, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

not bad

unless the Reds can’t hold on

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on May 8, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

what happened?

I was in the car and the Reds were cruisin

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on May 8, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Stormy finallly broke

and gave up a handful of runs.

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 8, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

A brief Storm blew over the stadium for the dreaded 8th

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Officer Weathers came in and cleared out the rest stop.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

"All of these Cardinals pitchers look similar."

That’s racist!

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Or is it speciesist?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 8, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's just 'cause

They’re all wearing the same outfit.

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by BubbaFan on May 8, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice one, Whifferson

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 8, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Really needs to go down to AAA

Or get traded. Laynce is a much better LF from the left side of the plate.

by jsl413 on May 8, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

And one of them in a 15-2 game

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 8, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

He needed the work.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 8, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

WAIT

he pitched during that fucking game? Goddammit!

by chesirecat on May 8, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, yeah.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/CIN/CIN200905060.shtml

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 8, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

whoa... really?

That’s kinda disconcerting.

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on May 8, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

He didn't?

I thought he pitched the 8th of that game, for some reason.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 8, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah apparently he did

I was in and out of that one after the 2nd inning.

by chesirecat on May 8, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just what our overtaxed bullpen needed...

After the starter goes seven innings, we still blow through four relievers.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 8, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

They still came in...

for no good reason.

It should have just been Burton all along.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 8, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I know

Just saying, it’s not the worst thing in the world – could have been much, much worse after Weathers started pitching slow pitch softball.

by jsl413 on May 8, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

It wouldn't have mattered too much...

but this bullpen is drained.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 8, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahhhhh good old Stormy

hopefully Coco is on

Please tell me Albert isn’t coming up

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on May 8, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Not if things go right.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 8, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's the fifth guy due up.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 8, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

And he hasn't had a hit all night.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 8, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

So basically, if he comes up

It’ll be with a chance to win the game

by chesirecat on May 8, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

hopefully he is 3rd up

tomorrow

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on May 8, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

After Thurston is the Ginger, Then the Skipper, Then Gilligan, then Albert

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on May 8, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

awesome

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on May 8, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jannish looked pretty comfortable in that last AB

Although he allowed himself to be suckered on the ground out pitch – he looking more relaxed

C-Dick look too relaxed…can’t belive that he wasn’t more aggressive…

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on May 8, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

not good

maybe even BOHICA

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on May 8, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

No Not THAT Caleb

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on May 8, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, Larucifer

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on May 8, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Homer Bailey

having a rough day at the office. Gave up 7 hits, 7 runs, 4 walks. Though only 3 ER.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 8, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

woo hoo

great tag and a good throw

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on May 8, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Remember...

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 8, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Circle me Bert!

I wonder who those people are in that shot. I bet they’d like to be tag’d.

by Brian B on May 8, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

SHEHANIGANS!

Don’t you dare!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 8, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Man, Hanigan has a canon

He bounces around behind the plate before the ball get there, and he releases the ball faster than I’ve seen anyone do it in a long time.

by Brian B on May 8, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that's why I really enjoy watching him behind the plate.

He can gun down runners, that’s for sure.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 8, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

No it wasnt.

Tony LaRussa is a baseball genius. Therefore, if he does it, it is smart.

by orex121 on May 8, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

grande'd

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 8, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

This game is fun again

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on May 8, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha, Le Cowboy is terrible

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 8, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah baby!! two down

where is the Flag??

“up the ladder of love”?

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on May 8, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

What the hell?

Holy crap, if Dusty did that I would be pissed off.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 8, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Didn't you hear?

The Cards are the new Reds!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 8, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ladder of love?

Welsh has a Prince album I don’t know about?

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 8, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes!

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on May 8, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

So sweet! Reds win!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 8, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Pssst... it's not coffee

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 8, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, I get it.

A pun!

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 8, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hot Coco!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 8, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excuse me.

It needs a caption, assclown.

(I’ve been drinking strong beer)

by Brian B on May 8, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cubs lead 2-1 in the 8th.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 8, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

YAY

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 8, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

WOO HOO!

Winner Winner Chicken Dinnner!

by chesirecat on May 8, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Game

Word

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on May 8, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice game for the fill-ins

AGAIN. How insane is it going to be when Gonzalez returns and we have another automatic out in the lineup again.

by Brian B on May 8, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Janish really may have turned a corner...

he’s not looking overmatched at the plate this year.

Gonzalez, on the other hand, hasn’t looked so great. But can he play third?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 8, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

gonzalez has looked overmatched for three years.

How maddening would it be if Gonzalez played third instead of EdE? He cannot be off this team soon enough.

 . . . and we all know that as soon as he’s off the team, Walt will sign some other worthless albatross (like someone the Pirates would grab).

by Brian B on May 8, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, certainly not instead of EdE...

but now that I think about it, there would definitely be the danger of a mediocre Gonzalez edging out EdE there. Yuck.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 8, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

That might be ideal. Gonzalez might be able to play 3rd for awhile and fil in there. I remember

when Tony Fernandez did that for the Reds, and was serviceable. I think defensively he has to be above Rosales.

by orex121 on May 8, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about Hernanadez play 3rd

Votto !B
Nix LF
HaniganMan C

thats what I would like to to see..

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on May 8, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am amazed how well Hernandez has played at 1st.

But the idea of Ramon lumbering around at 3rd makes me a lil’ nervous.

by orex121 on May 8, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's take it a step further and play him at short

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on May 8, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I haven't seen much of the last two nights (including tonight)

How has Ramon’s defense been? Any better than Votto’s?

by Brian B on May 8, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I haven't seen him either

But it sounds like he’s saved his teammates several errors by making difficult catches.

Catcher is the toughest position on the defensive spectrum, while first baseman is the easiest. Most catchers seem to handle 1B pretty well.

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by BubbaFan on May 8, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

If that's true . . .

Can you imagine what a bad catcher Joey Votto would be?

by Brian B on May 8, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has made some nice stretches on throws and one leaping catch of linedrive.

Made every play he should of made. I would not say he is better than Votto.

by orex121 on May 8, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yikes

B/c Votto scares the hell out of me at first.

by Brian B on May 8, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't get this.

I haven’t watched many games before this season, but Votto has been solid at first this year.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 8, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought Votto was doing well with the glove, too

Though my favorite defensive stat has him below average.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 9, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

How far below average?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 9, 2009 8:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

94

Where 100 is average.

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by BubbaFan on May 9, 2009 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

We he has a good glove and an accurate arm

If Jannish were next to him it could work.

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on May 8, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's Well he has a good glove etc.

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on May 8, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree, he look as comfortable at the plate that last AB as I've seen him

C-Dick on the other hand looks lost at sea.

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on May 8, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

All I know is that our "4th" starter is a helluva pitcher.

great game for the Reds, despite some horrible bullpen management.

by orex121 on May 8, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

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A Salami For Soto (Villareal vs. Cloyd)
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The Draft: Reds all-time best, 1 through 40.
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Waiting here in Allentown... (Gallagher vs. Hyatt)
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The Draft: Andrew Heaney-LHP-Oklahoma State.
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The Draft: Courtney Hawkins-OF-Carroll HS.

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