Game 28 Game Thread
by jch24 on May 7, 2009 5:45 PM EDT
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Milwaukee Brewers at Cincinnati Reds, May 7, 2009 7:10 PM EDT
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After being thoroughly embarrassed last night, the boys look to get back on the winning track tonigh as our resident power bat off the bench faces off against a pitcher with the middle name of LaVerne.
Looper has pitched well against the Reds of late, going 4-1 with a 2.57 ERA since 2007. On the other side, Owings has not been good versus the Brewers in his career, as he's 0-3 with a 7.71 ERA in three career starts. (small sample size!) The Brewers beat the Reds 9-3 when the two faced off way back on April 15th.
The Brewers are 12-3 since April 22nd awhile averaging six runs a game. Maybe Ryan Braun will catch a cold from being out in the rain last night. A girl can dream, right? If not, maybe we can get Shadowhare to kidnap him until after the game.
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The Brewers:
where mediocre Cardinal starting pitchers go to die.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 5:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The new
and probably not improved lineup, from the Fay:
Taveras 8
Hairston 6
Bruce 9
Phillips 4
Nix 7
Hernandez 3
Hanigan 2
Rosales 5
Owings 1
Votto is sick. It’s the first game he’s missed.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 5:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Votto gone and the 5th starter on the mound,
along with the fact that the Reds are friggin’ abysmal at home does not make me like our chances tonight.
But hey, I thought we’d win yesterday, so I’d love to be wrong again!
by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just want to tell your avatar
that I don’t have a mouse on my right shoulder.
by ol Pete on May 7, 2009 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You forgot we have Micah PWNINGS on the mound
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 7, 2009 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well
We got Nix instead of Dickerson, and Fay thinks it’s a long-term change.
Fay also reports that Janish’s arm didn’t fall off, despite throwing 35 pitches with a lot of 90 mph fastballs. He might not feel it until tomorrow.
Looks like the fans appreciated the effort, at least.
Either that, or his family came up for the night. You usually don’t see that kind of reaction for a pitcher with a ERA of 45.
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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's still getting on base
/Nukkahrhodeslovechild
by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2009 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looking at this lineup
And I think Owings might be the most qualified to bat 5th. At least bat him seventh.
Ramon Hernandez at 1B? Hmmm.
You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris
by cesarhernandez on May 7, 2009 6:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BP's sick too, another new lineup
Taveras CF
Hairston 2B
Bruce RF
Hernandez 1B
Nix LF
Rosales 3B
Hanigan C
Janish SS
Owings P
The bench tonight is McDonald and Dickerson, and that’s it.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 7, 2009 6:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You're kidding, right?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on May 7, 2009 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fraid not.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 7, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh, boy
I hope Janish’s arm is all right, since he’s starting at SS.
They gotta DL A-Gon. This is ridiculous. They’re going to end up using a pitcher as a position player or something.
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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe Madville will get his wish
and Owings will play LF.
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 7, 2009 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There was talk of him playing 1B with the D-backs
Dunno if he actually tried to learn the position.
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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty please Please Dusty can he huh can he!!!
Esp. if he doesn’t fare well in the first couple of innings.Nix can move center and Micah can…..
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
by Madville on May 7, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The thing is...
wouldn’t you normally stick a pitcher in the outfield somewhere? It’s not like you can just stick somebody at third and hope nothing goes to him.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on May 7, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
None of our outfielders--
including the three in the field or the two on the bench—has ever played an inning in the infield in the majors.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on May 7, 2009 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and how many innings
as our INFIELD played in the majors?
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 7, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hrrrmm
that’s supposed to read: “how many innings has our INFIELD played in the infield in the majors?”
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 7, 2009 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
here's the rundown
Hernandez – 1 start at 1B
Hairston – 508 starts at 2B (though only 136 since the beginning of ’03)
Janish – 25 starts at SS
Rosales – 9 starts at 3B
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 7, 2009 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it was still a good point
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on May 7, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
FWIW, the last time a SS pitched (Davey in '88), he didn't start the next day
This should be interesting.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 7, 2009 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
why the fuck didn't the DL Gonzo
there is a fucking team 100 miles south, they could have gotten a guy up here in time to play.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think they anticipated both Votto and BP out
But yeah, this is retarded. Someone wake Walt up from his nap!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 7, 2009 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously...
If they knew two hours ago, I think they could have had a guy up from Louisville in time for the game.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on May 7, 2009 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe they just don't want to have to reimburse anyone for travel expenses.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on May 7, 2009 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
we ARE in a recession...
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 7, 2009 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that is what i meant
like the guy may not have been in uniform when the game starter, but he could be here when he becomes necessary.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think they knew 2 hours ago
They announced the new lineup with Votto out around an hour ago, and the minus-BP lineup a little more than 20 minutes ago. Still, it’s inexcusable that they don’t have anyone on their way up from Louisville right now.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 7, 2009 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sick?
with what? how sick do you have to be that you aren’t even available to PH?
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
by saboscork on May 7, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ever had to throw up and had diarrhea at the same time?
that is a decision.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude these guys are wusses
I played a Little League game once through a case of the runs. Every half inning, I was making a pit stop at the toilets. Nice…
You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris
by cesarhernandez on May 7, 2009 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's nothing one season I played the entire year in an iron lung and still led the league in stolen bases
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
by Madville on May 7, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I only have one hand and I still hit .095!
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 7, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
how did this go the entire night without being rec'd??
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 8, 2009 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
they might be available to pinch hit
Last year, Doug Mientkiewicz was sick with the flu. The Pirates ended up having to use him, even though he was sick as a dog. They sent him in in the ninth, and he looked terrible. His eyes were glazed. Still, he almost beat the throw to 1B…but then took a full minute to slowly stagger back to the dugout. He looked completely dazed.
Worse, the game went to extra innings, and he ended up having to play defense five innings.
OTOH, they might not want BP and Votto in the dugout at all, in case they’re contagious. The Yankees usually send sick players back to the hotel, so they don’t spread their germs.
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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe Dl-ing him might hurt his trade value
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
by Madville on May 7, 2009 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's remarkable
I’m just…wow. Owings hitting 9th, eh? That’s kind of silly. If you’re willing to buck convention and use him as a pinch hitter, is the world really gonna stop spinning because you bat him 7th when he starts?
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 7, 2009 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don't understand Dusty.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on May 7, 2009 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
so what the F
is there some kind of flu tearing through the clubhouse? Votto and BP are sick tonight, who gets sick tomorrow? over the weekend? i foresee messiness.
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 7, 2009 6:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It's the swine flu!
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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i feel bad for the club house guy
having to clean up after the flu
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It seems like at this point...
at least Janish has demonstrated that he’s a decent replacement for Gonzalez for the next couple of weeks. So assuming whatever hit BP and Votto is temporary, why not DL Gonzalez and give him time to rehab?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on May 7, 2009 6:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
well,
i think we can assume its temporary, not herpes or something
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
by saboscork on May 7, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
herpes doesn't put you out of the lineup
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 7, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It might if you are a country line dancer
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
by Madville on May 7, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm guessing they got it in Cincinnati
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on May 7, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought Brendan's sisters were away at school?
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 7, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
they are
but Mom is home
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on May 7, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey now...
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 7, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Forget herpes, the Reds have a bad case of T-Virus
What a play.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 7, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dare yall to try to get more than half way through this
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on May 7, 2009 6:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
don't tell me
Reynard posted another FanPost.
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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's far more embarrassing than that
and less considered
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on May 7, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha
As I opened that, I realized I was listening to “Billy” by Bad Religion: “Billy was a lunatic, just barking at the moon.”
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 7, 2009 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i made it a quarter of the way
now me, my dad, and my grandpa hate you.
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 7, 2009 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Socrates'd
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
by Madville on May 7, 2009 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are Votto and BP both sick?
Wow..we’ll get a chance to see what happens when the bench is called upon…especially if Micah’s pitching isn’t superior.
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
by Madville on May 7, 2009 7:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
if micah's pitching isnt superior
then i guess we can see how mike lincoln handles a bat
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
by saboscork on May 7, 2009 7:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
never fear
right now the Reds remind me of these guys. Of course, Milwaukee is the closest they’re gonna get to Germany…
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 7, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think that whenever Micah has to exit the game
He just needs to slide over to 1B or LF or something just to keep his bat in the lineup…especially this hideous lineup.
You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris
by cesarhernandez on May 7, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah that's what I just said..but your Idea of going to 1st Base trumps my left field
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
by Madville on May 7, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
none of this will ever happen
he will never do any more than PH (and hit 9th when he starts) as long as dusty is manager
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
by saboscork on May 7, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Spoilsport
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
by Madville on May 7, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Carl Crawford
Has stolen at least one base in nine straight games. The longest streak since 2006, when Corey Patterson had nine straight.
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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 7:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but how many sliders has Crawford missed in a row?
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 7, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's White Castle got to do with this?
"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"
by "Red" Moskau on May 7, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was Corey in the Frontier league or was that A ball
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
by Madville on May 8, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 7, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Good thing you kept at least one Major Leaguer in the lineup
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 7, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
hey so
i am working and gameday seems not to be. if someone would chime in with an update every now and then, t’would be appreciated
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
by saboscork on May 7, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BRUCE 1, BREWERS 0
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 7, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gameday's working for me
Maybe you just have to re-load it?
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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
working now
but exceptionally slow. shitty work computer
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
by saboscork on May 7, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow what a bomb by Jay
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on May 7, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
the Bruce chants just convinced me to stop lurking and start watching this game
optimism…ENGAGED
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 7, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yup me too
I have no confidence in the GCL Reds actually pulling this one out, but any lead after yesterday is a welcome respite.
by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
shouldn't you be enjoying the weather somewhere right now?
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 7, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sounds like you already are there.
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 7, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
my Lord
Fielder is Huge. This is the first time I have seen him this season
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on May 7, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"Hitting his weight" is actually a compliment for Fielder
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 7, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Willy should have got that one
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 7, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
broke back and then lolligagged in
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on May 7, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish I could quit you, T-Virus!
"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"
by "Red" Moskau on May 7, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff Niemann pitching for Tampa tonight
The dude is immense. 6’-9", 280 lbs.
He was a first round draft pick out of Rice, the same year as Janish. I would guess he’s one of the reasons they moved Janish from pitcher to SS.
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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
good lord
he could’ve been a killer left tackle. Especially at Rice.
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 7, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Along with Wade Townsend and Phil Humber, yeah.
Those two along with Niemann were hugely hyped first-round picks when they came out of Rice at about the same time. Humber and Niemann went 3rd and 4th overall, respectively, in the 2004 draft and Townsend was 8th overall in 2005. Humber looks unlikely to ever be more than a spot-starter in the majors, Townsend hasn’t been able to stay healthy and probably won’t ever make it to AAA, and Niemann has barely stuck around in Tampa and probably won’t be there much longer, though he should be a serviceable starter somewhere.
So yeah, I’d say Rice had plenty of reasons to not keep Janish as a pitcher.
by Geki on May 7, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice turn
almost got Cameron at one
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on May 7, 2009 7:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It was a great stop by Janish too
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 7, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it really was a nice play
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on May 7, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
can I pat Janish on the back, too?
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 7, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
good turn
although soft J should have taken it himself
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on May 7, 2009 7:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bad luck for Rosie,
Nice play by Weeks
by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yowzah
What a battle by Janish!
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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ummm, 9-pitch atbats will only increase my fan-boy-ness for Janish
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 7, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
especially if they end in doubles
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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Since it's a little dead here tonight, I'll pass this on:
Apparently Baker was going to take Janish out had he not struck the last guy out. The new pitcher would’ve been whoever raised their hand first. No joke. I would’ve paid to see that!
by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Walter Mathau'd
this team sometimes…
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 7, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Loveable rag tag band
How could I stay mad at these boys?
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 7, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
had that happened
i hope all the starters were sitting on their hands. “hey jonny, way to step up . . .”
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
by saboscork on May 7, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Jay Bruce Blows Out Elbow Pitching in 9th Inning of 12 Run Game"
by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't even think that
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on May 7, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm surprised Freel didn't fly in from BWI for the chance, to be honest
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 7, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Couldn't they have had one of the Brewer's dad's pitch to them?
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 7, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
apostrophe'd
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 7, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would bet any amount of money
that Rosales would have raised his hand first. That’s because he’s a gamer and he loves baseball.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 7, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, so do we hate Rosales now?
Trying to keep up.
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 7, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No
Although I like to make fun of the “he’s a gamer” fans who think he’s better than Edwin
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 7, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he is uglier than edwin though
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
by saboscork on May 7, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
On that subject
There was a Bleacher Report post about Pedroia’s stature that throws the whole racial bias thing into relief. There are black and latino players who are about the same height and don’t get credit for being short and scrappy.
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 7, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
who?
There aren’t many players that short, are there?
Well, there’s Danny Ray, and he is startlingly short compared to the other players.
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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think we just tease him a lot
though Adam Rosales Gamer does have 130,000+ hits on google
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 7, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well
I’m glad Dusty wasn’t going to leave him out there forever. 35 pitches is kind of a lot, even for a regular reliever.
Any guesses on who would have raised his hand first?
You gotta think Dusty would go with an infielder, though. They usually don’t put outfielders on the mound, because they’re not used to how fast the balls gets to you in the infield.
And I don’t believe Dusty would let one of his young stars pitch. It’s usually a reserve guy. A Janish or Swisher, not a Votto or Bruce.
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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agree w/ BK
It had to be Rosales. Would’ve just added to his lore.
by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
As I said, Rosales would have volunteered first
I think it’s possible it could have been BP too. Seems like the kind of guy that would have fun with it. Or Dickerson. But yeah, not Votto.
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by BK on May 7, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no
dickerson would have come in to face fielder. playing the percentages. its what smart managers do to win ballgames
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
by saboscork on May 7, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's the one who has the most experience in a platoon role
Although, would Dusty put him in against a lefty?
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by BK on May 7, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think they'd let BP pitch
Why risk injury to your franchise player?
I don’t think it would be Dickerson, either, because he’s an outfielder. Even if he pitched in high school or college, the balls are lot faster in the big leagues. If there’s a comebacker, he’ll be looking up waiting for the ball to fall from the sky…when it clocks him in the chin. ;-)
McDonald, maybe. He’s got a hell of an arm. And he plays infield as well as outfield.
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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
another steady play
nice turn.
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on May 7, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This Janish-Hairston-Hernandez DP combo is starting to click
by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
does look good
i dont smell any platoon rumblings though
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by saboscork on May 7, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Such a nice play by Hanigan to get the last out
He doesn’t get enough credit for his D
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by BK on May 7, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He doesn’t get enough credit
That’s it.
I’m listing to Jack Johnson right now…what the hell am I doing with my life?
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 7, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
idk
living in a dorm?
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by saboscork on May 7, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
pandora got the best of me
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 7, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well... the listening to Jack Johnson is what I find particularly offensive.
by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe Cy's a high school girl...leave him alone
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on May 7, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hello
Nice to see we haven’t shit ourselves yet.
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by Pops Daniels on May 7, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy Shit!
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by Pops Daniels on May 7, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY SHIT
WILLY MAYS TAVERAS! YARD!
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by BK on May 7, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WOW
WOW!!!
WOW!!!
WOW!!!
WOW!!!
WOW!!!
WOW!!!
Taveras with a HR!!!
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on May 7, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bandbox
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on May 7, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
are you just bitter because you struck out to a SS?
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 7, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it was a bad call.
I maintain the ump had it in for me
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on May 7, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't believe any of you
Big havoc has come full circle
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 7, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That at-bat was so overrated
He should have hit a single so he could bowl over the catcher
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by BK on May 7, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey wait...
You mean Hudson Jr. had a career year last season? And he’s returning to form?
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by Pops Daniels on May 7, 2009 7:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
remember when we were worried about bruce
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by saboscork on May 7, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
consonanced
myself
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by saboscork on May 7, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy F*&^
This crazy ass lineup is actually producing!
by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It seems like this always happens
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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
is this the same team as yesterday?
amazing how giving up 5 runs in the top of the first, and 4 more in the top of the 2nd deflates a team.
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by JJ on May 7, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Here's Nix's opportunity to show he belongs in there over Dickerson
I’d take a productive out here.
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on May 7, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That's the definition of a productive out right there
by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and I'm happy with it.
I’m a man of my word.
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by JJ on May 7, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ask and ye shall receive
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 7, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ask and thee shall receive...
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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not waiting around for the 3-run HR, Ixnay
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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"If you listen to talk radio...."
tHom’s version of navel contemplation.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on May 7, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm not a hater on Rosales, I swear
but this looks like Janish’s time last year. He’s cooled off quick, hasn’t he?
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 7, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Eh, at least he's still hitting it hard
But I mean, he ain’t no long-term solution, that’s for sure.
by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm only on gameday
j’escuse
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 7, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shell out that 14.95 for gameday audio
Totally worth it.
by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you have an iPhone
You can get the same deal for $9.99
by Obi Juan Kenobez on May 7, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, I don't have an iphone
or even a computer as of present, so I’ll keep the money in my pocket for now.
Plus, I need to get out of Cleveladn this summer, so I need to save up while I can
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 7, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hop on the train
that’s carrying jobs out of Cleveland.
by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least it's not detroit..
IT’S NOT DETROIT!!!!
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aflac
First player to hit 30 HR in his first two seasons (Braun was the 2nd)
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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Frank Robinson?
Albert Pujols?
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by Pops Daniels on May 7, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pujols
Gotta be.
You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris
by cesarhernandez on May 7, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was an easy one
It’s Pujols
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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard enough of 700 on the way back
to know that we were up 2-0. So what’d I miss?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Taveras bomb, seriously
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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously?
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What happened
with that stolen base? What’s the controversy?
by Obi Juan Kenobez on May 7, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Not a SB
Rosales threw a shitty throw to Hairston, who missed it.
by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
is that
where Hairston got the error?
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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoa, that was almost really bad.
Watch it, Hairston.
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oops.
That was Janish.
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And nice grab by Hernandez.
Seriously.
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yuck.
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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This sucks, crappy fielding and infield singles have the bases juiced
for Godzilla
by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
No longer.
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sheeeeeit
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on May 7, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Corey Hart<Corey Feldman
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by Pops Daniels on May 7, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
See...
other teams know how to score runs in bunches.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
by TheC on May 7, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So what was Hairston's error?
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That haircut, first of all
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by Pops Daniels on May 7, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
As much Rosie's fault as Hairston's.
Rosales couldn’t get a DP ball out of his glove and nearly got Hairston killed on the throw.
by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It would have been a DP?
Jesus.
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed
Not sure why Hudson got the E.
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by Pops Daniels on May 7, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Owings pitch count is making me nervous
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 7, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If he can get Hall out he'll be around 60 after 4.
Making it 6 is fine when you’re the #5 starter.
by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry, our bullpen is rested.
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
anymore than his ERA, his delivery
and well let’s face it, his whole career?
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
by jgoodfri on May 7, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was some nasty cheese to Hardy
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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sucks for Owings...
He’s looked pretty good. But one actual hit and a bunch of little crap, and three runs are in.
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The announcers are fellating Pujols.
You’re saying he didn’t juice? Seriously?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
good question
there’s been no drop-off in his play. So if he was juicing, he must still be juicing. Hmm…
by cokane on May 7, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let us have our last bastion of innocence.
I’m committing seppuku if Albert turns out to be a cheater.
by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's Braun's fault for diving for that
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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And he was still almost out.
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice slide.
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
by jgoodfri on May 7, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Macha came out to argue
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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Macha was bitching about the call at third
by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was close
and Owings could have easily injured himself on that slide.
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAVOC!
Owings scores on a WP!
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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
how about another productive out here
can’t get enough of a good thing.
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on May 7, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sign of a good ballclub:
Regaining the lead.. Nice analysis there.
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
time for HAVOC
it’s been a while
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by JJ on May 7, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
sweeeeet
Dusty’s brilliant. Obviously, he’s batting Pwnings ninth so Janish will be on base ahead of him.
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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Could he steal?
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
More HAVOC!
Of course we had to have a bunt tonight!
by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
These are our Reds.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This page isn't loading new comments for me.
Is it working for everyone else?
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
by jgoodfri on May 7, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
is this a test?
I see you…
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by JJ on May 7, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Suck it, Braden
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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We're going to bring in McDonald to face the lefty, right?
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, they're bringing in McClung.
Huh.
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
AND BILL HALL IS OUT IN THE DOUBLE SWITCH!
YES!
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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I still think of
Seth McClung as a Devil Ray.
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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Apparently
his nickname is Big Red.
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is Kahn's
and why are they providing “beautiful” tote bags?
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yer blind!
That’s a smoked sausage!
by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats what she said?
Hodl on gusy, I need to sue the batheroom....
by sharks on May 7, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So did any more information about BP and Votto ever come out?
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Flu is all I've heard
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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just heard that again, but no more information.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just got back from umpiring...
What’d I miss?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on May 7, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We're winning
Willy Taveras hit a ball OVER THE FENCE
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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no bounces or anything
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
by saboscork on May 7, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Time for a bomb shelter...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on May 7, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I still don't get it.
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if outfield seats aren't safe from the virus . . .
is anywhere safe anymore?
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
by saboscork on May 7, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
in other news
Taveras is juiced, i heard that, just now
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
by saboscork on May 7, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Offense, some crappy defense...
and as of now, a Reds lead.
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rosales is garbage at 3rd so far
Ramon just saved his ass with a great stretch at 1B
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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, he's looked impressive at first.
He saved that throw that Janish totally blew, too.
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why bother giving offensive stats from last night
for Brewers players? I mean, didn’t they all do pretty well?
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Owings looking pretty good through 5...
79 pitches, 4 hits, 4 Ks, 1 walk.
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nix is mayshing right now.
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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And the inevitable bunt...
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shenanigans!
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on May 7, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Small Ball, bitches!
Reynard would be proud!
by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Thats not what hes saying ata ll
He never, said that. It’s called an idea. It occurs between your eyes and ears and bangs. Get one;Douchey
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on May 7, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry
I haven’t been able to bring myself to actually read that thread.
by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, MM just summed it up pretty nicely
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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
get 'em on, get 'em over, get 'em in!
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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So why do they even have Jim Day?
He shows up what, once a game? He makes some remarks that aren’t remotely funny, and then they put him back in hiding.
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm rec'ing this because it's 100% true.
Although he’s there pre- and post-game. Still terribly unfunny.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 7, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jim Day
stalking the ladies.
You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris
by cesarhernandez on May 7, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Oh my God.
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is the most awkward exchange I've ever seen
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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what happened?
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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jim Day was sitting alone in the outfield, being an idiot.
Thom and Cowboy asked him if he saw any singles, so he yelled down at a group below him. Then they started going on about how he should hit on this woman who is clearly much younger than him…
And Jim Day is awkward even without all of that.
Oh, and eventually he persuaded a woman to come up and sit with him, and she clearly wanted to run as soon as she got up there. Thom and Cowboy once again wouldn’t shut up.
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I kind of like Jim Day
He has a certain Snagglepuss quality that seems appropriate
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on May 7, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
um
Isn’t there, like, a baseball game going on?
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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Until the last run scored
Thom and Cowboy seemed to think the Reds had a 10 run lead and the win was a formality.
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on May 7, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Must have got yesterday confused with tonight.
Quite understandable.
by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was strange how all of a sudden...
they realized that the outcome is still in question.
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm really glad someone explained this.
I was at a bar, Reds on tv, but no sound… I look up see all of this and had NO CLUE what was going on. I thought the game had to be over they didn’t show anything for so long.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 7, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just be glad you couldn't hear...
to be completely creeped out.
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm already completely creeped out by Jim Day.
Running into him in P’burgh didn’t help any.
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by Ash on May 7, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was actually the least creepy part of the whole thing.
The other two were a lot worse.
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
do tell
In fact, where’ the Pittsburgh report?
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by BubbaFan on May 8, 2009 6:57 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tom and Cowboy egging him on with a sixteen year old
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on May 7, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is making me really uncomfortable.
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
than they joke about him offering her money
it was soooooooooooo creepy.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
can we fire tHom cowboy and day....please
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by sharks on May 7, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh Jesus, he found one.
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice play by Bruce, though.
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
good thing we gave up that out last inning
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by sharks on May 7, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
To be honest, Rosales hasn't been doing much better with his outs.
I don’t think that’s our main problem right now.
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
truthfully
I;m not that bitter about the bunt there, but in the 5th inning with no outs and a man on second in a close game. That should never happen, its just a possible he messes up the bunt.
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by sharks on May 7, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate bunts...
but it was Rosales.
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
unless its the pitcher in that spot
I don’t care who it is, its just bad strategy, basically throwing away a chance at a big inning
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by sharks on May 7, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would have been much more annoyed if it had been Owings.
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought of that after posting
I was talking more in general
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by sharks on May 7, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i feel like with the shape of the bullpen
trying to beg, barrow, and steal and extra inning out of Owings wasn’t that terrible.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dont disagree
i wasnt saying anything about taking out Owings
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by sharks on May 7, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And I know you didn't mean Owings.
And in general, I agree with you: I hate seeing bunts.
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i was mostly following the thread
and only read things half way through
//lazy’d
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Funny...
Perhaps Dusty kept Owings in last inning because he was up first this inning…
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 7, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That's a perfectly acceptable explanation
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 7, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which is made possible
By the fact that our bench sucks and because Owings hits better than most of it.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 7, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm comfortable in jeans that are tough
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on May 7, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
you know tHom
Masset is pitching in this staff because the bullpen is shot to hell. I doubt he is normally in this position
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"Games like this"
Masset has been pretty good at not giving up runs this year, so I like him in this situation.
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
but i still doubt that this is a reward for his performance
now if he holds up today, he may get some chances, although it is nice to have a guy down there who can suck up 3 or 4 innings if necessary.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, I think you're right.
He’s performed well as a long reliever, but guys get put into “roles” in the bullpen.
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jose Molina
pulled a hammy or something trotting home on a Johnny Damon double.
Yanks already have Posada on the DL. Their third catcher, stashed in AAA, is also on the DL. Their only remaining catcher was just called up from AA when Posada went on the DL. Because he’s on the 40-man, and no other catchers are.
Yankees fans now wondering if Javy Valentin or Paul Bako is available.
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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So they only have one catcher?
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
at the moment, yes
Dunno what’s going to happen with Molina. All of a sudden the AA kid was pinch-hitting. (He can’t even hit AA pitching.) No word on Molina’s injury or if he’ll have to go on the DL yet.
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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
they should go with a 24 man roster
that extra spot just makes you look bulkier. Even with the pinstripes.
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on May 7, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
strained quad
He’ll have an MRI tonight.
Quad injuries are bad news for catchers.
Cashman is probably on the horn right now, trying to pry a catcher loose from someone.
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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess Janish can't pitch today...
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
he throws harder than
DRH, Stormy, and Brandon.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
His changeup looked pretty sweet last night
By the way, hello everyone.
Glad to see the offense awake without Votto.
Sorry to see Owings struggling a little bit again
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by nycredsfan on May 7, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's been a bit unlucky today
grounders getting through holes, an error, etc.
by ThePensive on May 7, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah i think that this game was more a product of bad luck.
the defense gave the Brewers 2 or 3 extra outs in the 4th.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
last start was a little unlucky
this start was all on the defense.
Rosales blew a DP- resulting in no outs.
Owings tipped another DP ball- although Janish still had a shot for at least one out.
Owings did a nice job that inning keeping his compusure striking out the last 2 hitters and keeping it to a 3 run inning.
by davidmac84 on May 7, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well the 4th started with a blop single
that just found a hole.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats true
Unlucky and the 3rd position continues to be a defensive black hole.
by davidmac84 on May 7, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Masset a little tired today
he has thrown in 3 out of the last 4 days?
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"you just don't want to give up the lead"-Jeff Brantley
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
truer words have never been spoken
How was subbing justin?
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by nycredsfan on May 7, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i threw two 7th graders out
they have time out where i teach, which gets the problem kids out of my class room for the rest of the period, which is awesome. Like I threw two kids out for fighting over a pencil after multiple warnings, and i couldn’t defuse it, because it was a it is my pencil, no it is mine situation, and i had no way to know who was write (get it), so i got them the hell out of my hair.
I don’t mind it, but I couldn’t do it long term. My mom subbed for a number of years why she waited for a better position to open up, I don’t have her patience.
Thanks for asking.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
a couple of weeks ago
I had a 7th grader get frustrated when I kicked him out. He threw his bag, his books at a wall, his pen at another wall, and on his way out of the room shouted, “I fucking hate you!”
That was awesome. I’m not a sub, but a general music teacher which is just as futile sometimes.
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by nycredsfan on May 7, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did he get to visit the principal?
Do you have hopes of being a band/orchestra/choir director, or do you like to try to insinuate a passion for music in those who may not have previously recognized it.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I teach theory and jazz band at the high school
just took the general music stuff to get into the district
It’s a good district on long island, and the theory/jazz stuff will grow eventually and hopefully the general music stuff will shrink
Nobody can teach jr. high general music and care about it long term.
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by nycredsfan on May 7, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and yeah, he visited the principal,
but nothing happened. great support at my school
I’m trying to get him out of my class for next year.
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by nycredsfan on May 7, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh that is fucking bullshit
i would have been so pissed. That kid should get in school suspension at the very least.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was in high school jazz band I played the piano
yeah i can imagine middle school general music is tough, a tough age group to control, and they don’t really care about learning about art or music.
I also had a 7th grade girl tell me i had a nice deep and mannly voice, that made me really uncomfortable, especially since i shouted “Be Quiet”.
Another 7th grade girl kept waving to me, and I’d point to her and she said “I just wanted to say hi and be nice”.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well
you do have a manly voice
I have kids make inappropriate comments all the time. Usually about my mother or my wife. I had a kid tell me to tell my wife he needed his clothes back.
That was pretty funny. I told him to tell his mom I need my clothes back.
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by nycredsfan on May 7, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Once one of my (HS) students saw me with my girlfriend in a store.
The next time I saw him, he told me she was bangin’.
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh no, it's not a cow. It's a minotaur. A creature of myth. And he got this one out of your mom's closet.
“She let me keep it after I fucked her.”
by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if i were a regular teacher i would fire back
but as a sub that hasn’t even met me yet, so i am a real straight.
I am going to be working with a student i’ve had twice at meijer in a couple of weeks, that will be fun.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and i know that kids make inaproriate comments all the time
i was on the other side 4 years ago.
Today in my high school class with at risk kids. One girl said to her friend “I danced topless on the pole last weekend, but I’m not going to do that again because I have too much self respect.” Later she was talking about how now that she is 18 she is going to get her tits pierced.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
brantley talking about how great of a guy Coffey is
and Coffey does not like Brantley one bit.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Colossus time!
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by nycredsfan on May 7, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I really like Masset this year.
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So do I
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 7, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
am I the only one who got this joke?
basset hound, masset……hilarious!
by Dave from Louisville on May 7, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, it's a pun.
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think it has been used on here before
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The tv guys were talking about Nix
earlier and how much his production has dropped off.
Except that it hasn’t.
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
by jgoodfri on May 7, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Never let facts get in the way...
Of an insightful on-air comment.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 7, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Masset reminds me of Reitsma
or the type of pitcher that sucks when he is starting and when he pitches in the pen he just lets the ball rip without worry for a long game.
Owings may find himself better in the role overtime as well. It may shorten your career a few years, but those years you will make money and be in demand.
by Johnnypronto on May 7, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
the role
as if there is only one?
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pitching in the pen
Owings has hit 95mph in the bullpen
by Johnnypronto on May 7, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
how does pitching in relief shorten his career?
Weather/d
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah that didnt make sense to me either
Hodl on gusy, I need to sue the batheroom....
by sharks on May 7, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you kidding me?
Throwing harder uses up more of your stamina and strengh in the arm. Reitsma blew a gasket about 3 years after the conversion
by Johnnypronto on May 7, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
/Eckersley'd
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 7, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
one guy getting injured because of it doesn't make it true
Hodl on gusy, I need to sue the batheroom....
by sharks on May 7, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
anecdote'd
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it is different for different pitchers
some guys can handle throwing 110 pitches every 5 days but don’t recover well, and some guys can throw every day, but are gassed after 35 pitches.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better to let him walk (waddle?)
Than to let him hit a home run. They will need three hits to drive him in.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 7, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
But they weren't dumb enough to pinch run for him...
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dusty would have.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 7, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course.
It’s the obvious move!
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
weathers looked a little pissed he wasn't in the game
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by sharks on May 7, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Somebody check
Arthur Rhodes for steroids
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by nycredsfan on May 7, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He is paying a witch.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 7, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
apologize to Walt
for doubting the Rhodes signing. Dude has been all business this year.
by davidmac84 on May 7, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don’t worry about it man, he’s just taking cialis for his erctile disfunction
by BGHaus on May 7, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But this one is lasting more than four hours.
He might need to see a doctor.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 7, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The way he's been pitching
I might need to see a doctor too
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by nycredsfan on May 7, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Collossus !!
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 7, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Another run, please.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 7, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
second'd
CoCo with a 1-run lead makes me verrrrrrry nervous
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by nycredsfan on May 7, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Glad to see Janish is still in the pitch the ninth.
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
by jgoodfri on May 7, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He used to be a closer in college!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 7, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Always be closing
Coffee is for closers!
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
by jgoodfri on May 7, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You see this watch?
That watch cost more than your car.
by ken on May 7, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Coco: "The one run lead is weak"
Janish: “The lead is weak? YOU’RE WEAK!”
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 7, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And which college was that?
(From stately BubbaFan Manor, BubbaFan notices something peculiar in the sky. The Rice Signal! Knowing that action is afoot, she hustles to the BubbaCave, only to have Gary Sheffield collide with her en route.)
by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
oh, go suck a tampon
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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But they only come in one flavor
Red.
by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
your favorite!
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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you two have some weird kinda shit going on
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he started it!
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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
kinda was supposed to be kinky
/10 hours sleep in last 2 days’d.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only if McDonald plays SS.
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He used to play the infield!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 7, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anybody got a flag?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 7, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
did any of us know about Coco's active save streak?
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You trying to jinx him?
Almost worked there.
by ken on May 7, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Very important stat.
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So we don't go to threads any more, eh?
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Not in the top of the 9th, we don't
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 7, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're up to 400!!!!!111
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holllly shit.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 7, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
gasp
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
by jgoodfri on May 7, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
3 feet short of the wall
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 7, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"This guy's got a lot of power"
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn, CoCo
you’re killin me
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by nycredsfan on May 7, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The ump really wanted to go home.
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by Gray on May 7, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
TWO!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 7, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That was scary...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on May 7, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So
is it true that Doug Melvin is getting canned?
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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
sounded like it
tHom and brantley were talking about it
Hodl on gusy, I need to sue the batheroom....
by sharks on May 7, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good topic of conversation
in the 9th of a one-run game.
by ken on May 7, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They mentioned it long ago, actually.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on May 7, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You need to read up on your Melvins
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 7, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dare you
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on May 8, 2009 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF was that?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on May 8, 2009 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
welcome to the melvins
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on May 8, 2009 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually its Bob Melvin
D-Backs manager. Not Doug Melvin, Brewers GM
You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris
by cesarhernandez on May 7, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
they're all the same
Hodl on gusy, I need to sue the batheroom....
by sharks on May 7, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ram-Her!
Reds win!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 7, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dos
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on May 7, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
or apparently tres...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on May 7, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does anyone know
that Cordero used to play for Milwaukee?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on May 7, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
... and this one belongs to the Reds
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on May 7, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Click, Click
BOOOM
And this one belongs to the Reds!!!!
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on May 7, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 7, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Congrats on the win
I can’t believe you beat us with that lineup. In honor of your victory, I give you a scantily-clad picture of Miss Wisconsin:
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 7, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
cheese fed girl ??
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 7, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Winning with the 5th starter
and no BP or Votto in the lineup
I’ll take it every time
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
by nycredsfan on May 7, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
with Dunn and Griffey gone...
it’s been in full affect this year
Ali Boombaye
by Cy Schourek on May 7, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WUStL isn't going to want you with that kind of spelling
But Texas is suddenly looking better.
by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wasn't expecting it, that's for sure
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i was
because once when I was playing little league on the worst team in the league, we were playing the best team and the league, and we only had 7 players that night do to sickness and what not, the opposition had the full 13. We kicked their ass with one outfielder.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This was, by far,
my favorite game to watch so far this season.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 7, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Full Disclosure:
SullivanSmith is on ecstasy
by ChillyCheezItz on May 7, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Anyone still looking for baseball?
The Dayton Dragons are heading to the 14th after failing to score with one out and the bases loaded in the 13th
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 7, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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