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Game 28 Game Thread

Milwaukee Brewers at Cincinnati Reds, May 7, 2009 7:10 PM EDT



Next Game

Milwaukee Brewers
@ Cincinnati Reds

Thursday, May 7, 2009, 7:10 PM EDT
Great American Ball Park

Braden Looper vs Micah Owings

Partly cloudy,rain. Game time temperature around 75.

 


 


W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2009 - Micah Owings 1-3 4.84 1.61 11 11



W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2009 - Braden Looper 2-1 3.10 1.34 19 11


 

After being thoroughly embarrassed last night, the boys look to get back on the winning track tonigh as our resident power bat off the bench faces off against a pitcher with the middle name of LaVerne.

Looper has pitched well against the Reds of late, going 4-1 with a 2.57 ERA since 2007. On the other side, Owings has not been good versus the Brewers in his career, as he's 0-3 with a 7.71 ERA in three career starts.  (small sample size!) The Brewers beat the Reds 9-3 when the two faced off way back on April 15th.

The Brewers are 12-3 since April 22nd awhile averaging six runs a game. Maybe Ryan Braun will catch a cold from being out in the rain last night. A girl can dream, right? If not, maybe we can get Shadowhare to kidnap him until after the game.

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The Brewers:

where mediocre Cardinal starting pitchers go to die.

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 5:58 PM EDT reply actions  

The new

and probably not improved lineup, from the Fay:

Taveras 8
Hairston 6
Bruce 9
Phillips 4
Nix 7
Hernandez 3
Hanigan 2
Rosales 5
Owings 1

Votto is sick. It’s the first game he’s missed.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 5:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Votto gone and the 5th starter on the mound,

along with the fact that the Reds are friggin’ abysmal at home does not make me like our chances tonight.

But hey, I thought we’d win yesterday, so I’d love to be wrong again!

by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just want to tell your avatar

that I don’t have a mouse on my right shoulder.

by ol Pete on May 7, 2009 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

You forgot we have Micah PWNINGS on the mound

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 7, 2009 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

We got Nix instead of Dickerson, and Fay thinks it’s a long-term change.

Fay also reports that Janish’s arm didn’t fall off, despite throwing 35 pitches with a lot of 90 mph fastballs. He might not feel it until tomorrow.

Looks like the fans appreciated the effort, at least.

Either that, or his family came up for the night. You usually don’t see that kind of reaction for a pitcher with a ERA of 45.

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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looking at this lineup

And I think Owings might be the most qualified to bat 5th. At least bat him seventh.

Ramon Hernandez at 1B? Hmmm.

You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris

by cesarhernandez on May 7, 2009 6:06 PM EDT reply actions  

BP's sick too, another new lineup

Taveras CF
Hairston 2B
Bruce RF
Hernandez 1B
Nix LF
Rosales 3B
Hanigan C
Janish SS
Owings P

The bench tonight is McDonald and Dickerson, and that’s it.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 7, 2009 6:18 PM EDT reply actions  

You're kidding, right?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 7, 2009 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fraid not.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 7, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh, boy

I hope Janish’s arm is all right, since he’s starting at SS.

They gotta DL A-Gon. This is ridiculous. They’re going to end up using a pitcher as a position player or something.

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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe Madville will get his wish

and Owings will play LF.

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 7, 2009 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

There was talk of him playing 1B with the D-backs

Dunno if he actually tried to learn the position.

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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty please Please Dusty can he huh can he!!!

Esp. if he doesn’t fare well in the first couple of innings.Nix can move center and Micah can…..

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on May 7, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

The thing is...

wouldn’t you normally stick a pitcher in the outfield somewhere? It’s not like you can just stick somebody at third and hope nothing goes to him.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 7, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

None of our outfielders--

including the three in the field or the two on the bench—has ever played an inning in the infield in the majors.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 7, 2009 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

and how many innings

as our INFIELD played in the majors?

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 7, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh.

Good point.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 7, 2009 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

hrrrmm

that’s supposed to read: “how many innings has our INFIELD played in the infield in the majors?”

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 7, 2009 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

here's the rundown

Hernandez – 1 start at 1B
Hairston – 508 starts at 2B (though only 136 since the beginning of ’03)
Janish – 25 starts at SS
Rosales – 9 starts at 3B

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 7, 2009 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

FWIW, the last time a SS pitched (Davey in '88), he didn't start the next day

This should be interesting.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 7, 2009 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

why the fuck didn't the DL Gonzo

there is a fucking team 100 miles south, they could have gotten a guy up here in time to play.

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think they anticipated both Votto and BP out

But yeah, this is retarded. Someone wake Walt up from his nap!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 7, 2009 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously...

If they knew two hours ago, I think they could have had a guy up from Louisville in time for the game.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 7, 2009 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

that is what i meant

like the guy may not have been in uniform when the game starter, but he could be here when he becomes necessary.

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think they knew 2 hours ago

They announced the new lineup with Votto out around an hour ago, and the minus-BP lineup a little more than 20 minutes ago. Still, it’s inexcusable that they don’t have anyone on their way up from Louisville right now.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 7, 2009 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

sick?

with what? how sick do you have to be that you aren’t even available to PH?

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on May 7, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude these guys are wusses

I played a Little League game once through a case of the runs. Every half inning, I was making a pit stop at the toilets. Nice…

You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris

by cesarhernandez on May 7, 2009 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

they might be available to pinch hit

Last year, Doug Mientkiewicz was sick with the flu. The Pirates ended up having to use him, even though he was sick as a dog. They sent him in in the ninth, and he looked terrible. His eyes were glazed. Still, he almost beat the throw to 1B…but then took a full minute to slowly stagger back to the dugout. He looked completely dazed.

Worse, the game went to extra innings, and he ended up having to play defense five innings.

OTOH, they might not want BP and Votto in the dugout at all, in case they’re contagious. The Yankees usually send sick players back to the hotel, so they don’t spread their germs.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe Dl-ing him might hurt his trade value

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on May 7, 2009 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's remarkable

I’m just…wow. Owings hitting 9th, eh? That’s kind of silly. If you’re willing to buck convention and use him as a pinch hitter, is the world really gonna stop spinning because you bat him 7th when he starts?

"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.

by battlekow on May 7, 2009 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

You don't understand Dusty.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 7, 2009 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

so what the F

is there some kind of flu tearing through the clubhouse? Votto and BP are sick tonight, who gets sick tomorrow? over the weekend? i foresee messiness.

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 7, 2009 6:27 PM EDT reply actions  

It's the swine flu!

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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

It seems like at this point...

at least Janish has demonstrated that he’s a decent replacement for Gonzalez for the next couple of weeks. So assuming whatever hit BP and Votto is temporary, why not DL Gonzalez and give him time to rehab?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 7, 2009 6:30 PM EDT reply actions  

well,

i think we can assume its temporary, not herpes or something

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on May 7, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Depends where you get it.

"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.

by battlekow on May 7, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

It might if you are a country line dancer

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on May 7, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought Brendan's sisters were away at school?

"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.

by battlekow on May 7, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

they are

but Mom is home

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on May 7, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey now...

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 7, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Forget herpes, the Reds have a bad case of T-Virus

What a play.

"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.

by battlekow on May 7, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't tell me

Reynard posted another FanPost.

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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's far more embarrassing than that

and less considered

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

As I opened that, I realized I was listening to “Billy” by Bad Religion: “Billy was a lunatic, just barking at the moon.”

"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.

by battlekow on May 7, 2009 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

i made it a quarter of the way

now me, my dad, and my grandpa hate you.

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 7, 2009 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Socrates'd

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on May 7, 2009 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are Votto and BP both sick?

Wow..we’ll get a chance to see what happens when the bench is called upon…especially if Micah’s pitching isn’t superior.

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on May 7, 2009 7:02 PM EDT reply actions  

if micah's pitching isnt superior

then i guess we can see how mike lincoln handles a bat

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on May 7, 2009 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

never fear

right now the Reds remind me of these guys. Of course, Milwaukee is the closest they’re gonna get to Germany…

Ali Boombaye

by Cy Schourek on May 7, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that whenever Micah has to exit the game

He just needs to slide over to 1B or LF or something just to keep his bat in the lineup…especially this hideous lineup.

You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris

by cesarhernandez on May 7, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah that's what I just said..but your Idea of going to 1st Base trumps my left field

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on May 7, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

none of this will ever happen

he will never do any more than PH (and hit 9th when he starts) as long as dusty is manager

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on May 7, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Spoilsport

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on May 7, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

also

BP to short? dont count on it? the closer in the 8th inning of a one run game? Ha! Votto to left field . . .

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on May 7, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carl Crawford

Has stolen at least one base in nine straight games. The longest streak since 2006, when Corey Patterson had nine straight.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, but how many sliders has Crawford missed in a row?

"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.

by battlekow on May 7, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's White Castle got to do with this?

"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"

by "Red" Moskau on May 7, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was Corey in the Frontier league or was that A ball

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on May 8, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 7, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Good thing you kept at least one Major Leaguer in the lineup

"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.

by battlekow on May 7, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

hey so

i am working and gameday seems not to be. if someone would chime in with an update every now and then, t’would be appreciated

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on May 7, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

BRUCE 1, BREWERS 0

"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.

by battlekow on May 7, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gameday's working for me

Maybe you just have to re-load it?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

working now

but exceptionally slow. shitty work computer

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on May 7, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

my Lord

Fielder is Huge. This is the first time I have seen him this season

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on May 7, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

"Hitting his weight" is actually a compliment for Fielder

"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.

by battlekow on May 7, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

no kidding

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on May 7, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Willy should have got that one

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 7, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I wish I could quit you, T-Virus!

"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"

by "Red" Moskau on May 7, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jeff Niemann pitching for Tampa tonight

The dude is immense. 6’-9", 280 lbs.

He was a first round draft pick out of Rice, the same year as Janish. I would guess he’s one of the reasons they moved Janish from pitcher to SS.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

good lord

he could’ve been a killer left tackle. Especially at Rice.

Ali Boombaye

by Cy Schourek on May 7, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Along with Wade Townsend and Phil Humber, yeah.

Those two along with Niemann were hugely hyped first-round picks when they came out of Rice at about the same time. Humber and Niemann went 3rd and 4th overall, respectively, in the 2004 draft and Townsend was 8th overall in 2005. Humber looks unlikely to ever be more than a spot-starter in the majors, Townsend hasn’t been able to stay healthy and probably won’t ever make it to AAA, and Niemann has barely stuck around in Tampa and probably won’t be there much longer, though he should be a serviceable starter somewhere.

So yeah, I’d say Rice had plenty of reasons to not keep Janish as a pitcher.

by Geki on May 7, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice turn

almost got Cameron at one

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on May 7, 2009 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

It was a great stop by Janish too

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 7, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

yowzah

What a battle by Janish!

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Since it's a little dead here tonight, I'll pass this on:

Apparently Baker was going to take Janish out had he not struck the last guy out. The new pitcher would’ve been whoever raised their hand first. No joke. I would’ve paid to see that!

by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Walter Mathau'd

this team sometimes…

Ali Boombaye

by Cy Schourek on May 7, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Loveable rag tag band

How could I stay mad at these boys?

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 7, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

had that happened

i hope all the starters were sitting on their hands. “hey jonny, way to step up . . .”

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on May 7, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Couldn't they have had one of the Brewer's dad's pitch to them?

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 7, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

apostrophe'd

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 7, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would bet any amount of money

that Rosales would have raised his hand first. That’s because he’s a gamer and he loves baseball.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 7, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, so do we hate Rosales now?

Trying to keep up.

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 7, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

Although I like to make fun of the “he’s a gamer” fans who think he’s better than Edwin

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 7, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

he is uglier than edwin though

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on May 7, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

On that subject

There was a Bleacher Report post about Pedroia’s stature that throws the whole racial bias thing into relief. There are black and latino players who are about the same height and don’t get credit for being short and scrappy.

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 7, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

who?

There aren’t many players that short, are there?

Well, there’s Danny Ray, and he is startlingly short compared to the other players.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we just tease him a lot

though Adam Rosales Gamer does have 130,000+ hits on google

Ali Boombaye

by Cy Schourek on May 7, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

I’m glad Dusty wasn’t going to leave him out there forever. 35 pitches is kind of a lot, even for a regular reliever.

Any guesses on who would have raised his hand first?

You gotta think Dusty would go with an infielder, though. They usually don’t put outfielders on the mound, because they’re not used to how fast the balls gets to you in the infield.

And I don’t believe Dusty would let one of his young stars pitch. It’s usually a reserve guy. A Janish or Swisher, not a Votto or Bruce.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agree w/ BK

It had to be Rosales. Would’ve just added to his lore.

by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

As I said, Rosales would have volunteered first

I think it’s possible it could have been BP too. Seems like the kind of guy that would have fun with it. Or Dickerson. But yeah, not Votto.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 7, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

dickerson would have come in to face fielder. playing the percentages. its what smart managers do to win ballgames

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on May 7, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's the one who has the most experience in a platoon role

Although, would Dusty put him in against a lefty?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 7, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think they'd let BP pitch

Why risk injury to your franchise player?

I don’t think it would be Dickerson, either, because he’s an outfielder. Even if he pitched in high school or college, the balls are lot faster in the big leagues. If there’s a comebacker, he’ll be looking up waiting for the ball to fall from the sky…when it clocks him in the chin. ;-)

McDonald, maybe. He’s got a hell of an arm. And he plays infield as well as outfield.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

another steady play

nice turn.

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on May 7, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

does look good

i dont smell any platoon rumblings though

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on May 7, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Such a nice play by Hanigan to get the last out

He doesn’t get enough credit for his D

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 7, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

He doesn’t get enough credit

That’s it.

I’m listing to Jack Johnson right now…what the hell am I doing with my life?

Ali Boombaye

by Cy Schourek on May 7, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hello

Nice to see we haven’t shit ourselves yet.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on May 7, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy Shit!

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on May 7, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

WILLY MAYS TAVERAS! YARD!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 7, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

WOW

WOW!!!
WOW!!!
WOW!!!
WOW!!!
WOW!!!
WOW!!!
Taveras with a HR!!!

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on May 7, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Bandbox

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on May 7, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

it was a bad call.

I maintain the ump had it in for me

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by JJ on May 7, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't believe any of you

Big havoc has come full circle

Ali Boombaye

by Cy Schourek on May 7, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

That at-bat was so overrated

He should have hit a single so he could bowl over the catcher

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by BK on May 7, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey wait...

You mean Hudson Jr. had a career year last season? And he’s returning to form?

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by Pops Daniels on May 7, 2009 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

remember when we were worried about bruce

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by saboscork on May 7, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

consonanced

myself

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by saboscork on May 7, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy F*&^

This crazy ass lineup is actually producing!

by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

It seems like this always happens

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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

is this the same team as yesterday?

amazing how giving up 5 runs in the top of the first, and 4 more in the top of the 2nd deflates a team.

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by JJ on May 7, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Here's Nix's opportunity to show he belongs in there over Dickerson

I’d take a productive out here.

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by JJ on May 7, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

and I'm happy with it.

I’m a man of my word.

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by JJ on May 7, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

ask and thee shall receive...

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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not waiting around for the 3-run HR, Ixnay

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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

"If you listen to talk radio...."

tHom’s version of navel contemplation.

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by Pops Daniels on May 7, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm not a hater on Rosales, I swear

but this looks like Janish’s time last year. He’s cooled off quick, hasn’t he?

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by Cy Schourek on May 7, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Eh, at least he's still hitting it hard

But I mean, he ain’t no long-term solution, that’s for sure.

by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, I don't have an iphone

or even a computer as of present, so I’ll keep the money in my pocket for now.

Plus, I need to get out of Cleveladn this summer, so I need to save up while I can

Ali Boombaye

by Cy Schourek on May 7, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hop on the train

that’s carrying jobs out of Cleveland.

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aflac

First player to hit 30 HR in his first two seasons (Braun was the 2nd)

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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Frank Robinson?

Albert Pujols?

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by Pops Daniels on May 7, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pujols

Gotta be.

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by cesarhernandez on May 7, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was an easy one

It’s Pujols

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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I heard enough of 700 on the way back

to know that we were up 2-0. So what’d I miss?

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Taveras bomb, seriously

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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

What happened

with that stolen base? What’s the controversy?

by Obi Juan Kenobez on May 7, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Not a SB

Rosales threw a shitty throw to Hairston, who missed it.

by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

is that

where Hairston got the error?

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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa, that was almost really bad.

Watch it, Hairston.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Oops.

That was Janish.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

And nice grab by Hernandez.

Seriously.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yuck.

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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Sheeeeeit

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on May 7, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Exhibit A

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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

See...

other teams know how to score runs in bunches.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on May 7, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

So what was Hairston's error?

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

As much Rosie's fault as Hairston's.

Rosales couldn’t get a DP ball out of his glove and nearly got Hairston killed on the throw.

by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would have been a DP?

Jesus.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Not sure why Hudson got the E.

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by Pops Daniels on May 7, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't worry, our bullpen is rested.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

anymore than his ERA, his delivery

and well let’s face it, his whole career?

Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?

by Joe Public on May 7, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was some nasty cheese to Hardy

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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Sucks for Owings...

He’s looked pretty good. But one actual hit and a bunch of little crap, and three runs are in.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

The announcers are fellating Pujols.

You’re saying he didn’t juice? Seriously?

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

good question

there’s been no drop-off in his play. So if he was juicing, he must still be juicing. Hmm…

by cokane on May 7, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let us have our last bastion of innocence.

I’m committing seppuku if Albert turns out to be a cheater.

by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOYCE.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's Braun's fault for diving for that

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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

And he was still almost out.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice slide.

Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?

by Joe Public on May 7, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Macha came out to argue

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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was close

and Owings could have easily injured himself on that slide.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAVOC!

Owings scores on a WP!

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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

how about another productive out here

can’t get enough of a good thing.

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by JJ on May 7, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Sign of a good ballclub:

Regaining the lead.. Nice analysis there.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

time for HAVOC

it’s been a while

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by JJ on May 7, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

sweeeeet

Dusty’s brilliant. Obviously, he’s batting Pwnings ninth so Janish will be on base ahead of him.

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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Could he steal?

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

More HAVOC!

Of course we had to have a bunt tonight!

by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

These are our Reds.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

This page isn't loading new comments for me.

Is it working for everyone else?

Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?

by Joe Public on May 7, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

is this a test?

I see you…

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by JJ on May 7, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Suck it, Braden

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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

AND BILL HALL IS OUT IN THE DOUBLE SWITCH!

YES!

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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I still think of

Seth McClung as a Devil Ray.

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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Apparently

his nickname is Big Red.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

WV boy

I believe

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on May 7, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

What is Kahn's

and why are they providing “beautiful” tote bags?

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Flu is all I've heard

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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just got back from umpiring...

What’d I miss?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on May 7, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

We're winning

Willy Taveras hit a ball OVER THE FENCE

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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

no bounces or anything

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on May 7, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Time for a bomb shelter...

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by crolfer on May 7, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I still don't get it.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

if outfield seats aren't safe from the virus . . .

is anywhere safe anymore?

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by saboscork on May 7, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

in other news

Taveras is juiced, i heard that, just now

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by saboscork on May 7, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Offense, some crappy defense...

and as of now, a Reds lead.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rosales is garbage at 3rd so far

Ramon just saved his ass with a great stretch at 1B

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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, he's looked impressive at first.

He saved that throw that Janish totally blew, too.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why bother giving offensive stats from last night

for Brewers players? I mean, didn’t they all do pretty well?

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Owings looking pretty good through 5...

79 pitches, 4 hits, 4 Ks, 1 walk.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Nix is mayshing right now.

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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

And the inevitable bunt...

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shenanigans!

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by Man Mountain on May 7, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Thats not what hes saying ata ll

He never, said that. It’s called an idea. It occurs between your eyes and ears and bangs. Get one;Douchey

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by Man Mountain on May 7, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry

I haven’t been able to bring myself to actually read that thread.

by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, MM just summed it up pretty nicely

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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

get 'em on, get 'em over, get 'em in!

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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

So why do they even have Jim Day?

He shows up what, once a game? He makes some remarks that aren’t remotely funny, and then they put him back in hiding.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I'm rec'ing this because it's 100% true.

Although he’s there pre- and post-game. Still terribly unfunny.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 7, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jim Day

stalking the ladies.

You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris

by cesarhernandez on May 7, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Oh my God.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is the most awkward exchange I've ever seen

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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

what happened?

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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jim Day was sitting alone in the outfield, being an idiot.

Thom and Cowboy asked him if he saw any singles, so he yelled down at a group below him. Then they started going on about how he should hit on this woman who is clearly much younger than him…

And Jim Day is awkward even without all of that.

Oh, and eventually he persuaded a woman to come up and sit with him, and she clearly wanted to run as soon as she got up there. Thom and Cowboy once again wouldn’t shut up.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I kind of like Jim Day

He has a certain Snagglepuss quality that seems appropriate

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by Man Mountain on May 7, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

um

Isn’t there, like, a baseball game going on?

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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Until the last run scored

Thom and Cowboy seemed to think the Reds had a 10 run lead and the win was a formality.

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by Man Mountain on May 7, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was strange how all of a sudden...

they realized that the outcome is still in question.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm really glad someone explained this.

I was at a bar, Reds on tv, but no sound… I look up see all of this and had NO CLUE what was going on. I thought the game had to be over they didn’t show anything for so long.

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by Ash on May 7, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just be glad you couldn't hear...

to be completely creeped out.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm already completely creeped out by Jim Day.

Running into him in P’burgh didn’t help any.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 7, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was actually the least creepy part of the whole thing.

The other two were a lot worse.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

do tell

In fact, where’ the Pittsburgh report?

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by BubbaFan on May 8, 2009 6:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

can we fire tHom cowboy and day....please

Hodl on gusy, I need to sue the batheroom....

by sharks on May 7, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh Jesus, he found one.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

good thing we gave up that out last inning

Hodl on gusy, I need to sue the batheroom....

by sharks on May 7, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

To be honest, Rosales hasn't been doing much better with his outs.

I don’t think that’s our main problem right now.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

truthfully

I;m not that bitter about the bunt there, but in the 5th inning with no outs and a man on second in a close game. That should never happen, its just a possible he messes up the bunt.

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by sharks on May 7, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate bunts...

but it was Rosales.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

unless its the pitcher in that spot

I don’t care who it is, its just bad strategy, basically throwing away a chance at a big inning

Hodl on gusy, I need to sue the batheroom....

by sharks on May 7, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought of that after posting

I was talking more in general

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by sharks on May 7, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

i feel like with the shape of the bullpen

trying to beg, barrow, and steal and extra inning out of Owings wasn’t that terrible.

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dont disagree

i wasnt saying anything about taking out Owings

Hodl on gusy, I need to sue the batheroom....

by sharks on May 7, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I know you didn't mean Owings.

And in general, I agree with you: I hate seeing bunts.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was mostly following the thread

and only read things half way through

//lazy’d

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by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Funny...

Perhaps Dusty kept Owings in last inning because he was up first this inning…

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 7, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Heh.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a perfectly acceptable explanation

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by BK on May 7, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which is made possible

By the fact that our bench sucks and because Owings hits better than most of it.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 7, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know tHom

Masset is pitching in this staff because the bullpen is shot to hell. I doubt he is normally in this position

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

"Games like this"

Masset has been pretty good at not giving up runs this year, so I like him in this situation.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

but i still doubt that this is a reward for his performance

now if he holds up today, he may get some chances, although it is nice to have a guy down there who can suck up 3 or 4 innings if necessary.

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, I think you're right.

He’s performed well as a long reliever, but guys get put into “roles” in the bullpen.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jose Molina

pulled a hammy or something trotting home on a Johnny Damon double.

Yanks already have Posada on the DL. Their third catcher, stashed in AAA, is also on the DL. Their only remaining catcher was just called up from AA when Posada went on the DL. Because he’s on the 40-man, and no other catchers are.

Yankees fans now wondering if Javy Valentin or Paul Bako is available.

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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

So they only have one catcher?

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

at the moment, yes

Dunno what’s going to happen with Molina. All of a sudden the AA kid was pinch-hitting. (He can’t even hit AA pitching.) No word on Molina’s injury or if he’ll have to go on the DL yet.

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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

they should go with a 24 man roster

that extra spot just makes you look bulkier. Even with the pinstripes.

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by Man Mountain on May 7, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

strained quad

He’ll have an MRI tonight.

Quad injuries are bad news for catchers.

Cashman is probably on the horn right now, trying to pry a catcher loose from someone.

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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

First off

rec’d

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by BK on May 7, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess Janish can't pitch today...

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

His changeup looked pretty sweet last night

By the way, hello everyone.

Glad to see the offense awake without Votto.
Sorry to see Owings struggling a little bit again

Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?

by nycredsfan on May 7, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's been a bit unlucky today

grounders getting through holes, an error, etc.

by ThePensive on May 7, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah i think that this game was more a product of bad luck.

the defense gave the Brewers 2 or 3 extra outs in the 4th.

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

last start was a little unlucky

this start was all on the defense.
Rosales blew a DP- resulting in no outs.
Owings tipped another DP ball- although Janish still had a shot for at least one out.
Owings did a nice job that inning keeping his compusure striking out the last 2 hitters and keeping it to a 3 run inning.

by davidmac84 on May 7, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Masset a little tired today

he has thrown in 3 out of the last 4 days?

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

truer words have never been spoken

How was subbing justin?

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by nycredsfan on May 7, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

i threw two 7th graders out

they have time out where i teach, which gets the problem kids out of my class room for the rest of the period, which is awesome. Like I threw two kids out for fighting over a pencil after multiple warnings, and i couldn’t defuse it, because it was a it is my pencil, no it is mine situation, and i had no way to know who was write (get it), so i got them the hell out of my hair.

I don’t mind it, but I couldn’t do it long term. My mom subbed for a number of years why she waited for a better position to open up, I don’t have her patience.

Thanks for asking.

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

a couple of weeks ago

I had a 7th grader get frustrated when I kicked him out. He threw his bag, his books at a wall, his pen at another wall, and on his way out of the room shouted, “I fucking hate you!”

That was awesome. I’m not a sub, but a general music teacher which is just as futile sometimes.

Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?

by nycredsfan on May 7, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did he get to visit the principal?

Do you have hopes of being a band/orchestra/choir director, or do you like to try to insinuate a passion for music in those who may not have previously recognized it.

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I teach theory and jazz band at the high school

just took the general music stuff to get into the district

It’s a good district on long island, and the theory/jazz stuff will grow eventually and hopefully the general music stuff will shrink

Nobody can teach jr. high general music and care about it long term.

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by nycredsfan on May 7, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

and yeah, he visited the principal,

but nothing happened. great support at my school

I’m trying to get him out of my class for next year.

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by nycredsfan on May 7, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh that is fucking bullshit

i would have been so pissed. That kid should get in school suspension at the very least.

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was in high school jazz band I played the piano

yeah i can imagine middle school general music is tough, a tough age group to control, and they don’t really care about learning about art or music.

I also had a 7th grade girl tell me i had a nice deep and mannly voice, that made me really uncomfortable, especially since i shouted “Be Quiet”.

Another 7th grade girl kept waving to me, and I’d point to her and she said “I just wanted to say hi and be nice”.

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

you do have a manly voice

I have kids make inappropriate comments all the time. Usually about my mother or my wife. I had a kid tell me to tell my wife he needed his clothes back.

That was pretty funny. I told him to tell his mom I need my clothes back.

Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?

by nycredsfan on May 7, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Once one of my (HS) students saw me with my girlfriend in a store.

The next time I saw him, he told me she was bangin’.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 7, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

if i were a regular teacher i would fire back

but as a sub that hasn’t even met me yet, so i am a real straight.

I am going to be working with a student i’ve had twice at meijer in a couple of weeks, that will be fun.

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

and i know that kids make inaproriate comments all the time

i was on the other side 4 years ago.

Today in my high school class with at risk kids. One girl said to her friend “I danced topless on the pole last weekend, but I’m not going to do that again because I have too much self respect.” Later she was talking about how now that she is 18 she is going to get her tits pierced.

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colossus time!

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by nycredsfan on May 7, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I really like Masset this year.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 7, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

So do I

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 7, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

The tv guys were talking about Nix

earlier and how much his production has dropped off.

Except that it hasn’t.

Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?

by Joe Public on May 7, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Never let facts get in the way...

Of an insightful on-air comment.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 7, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Masset reminds me of Reitsma

or the type of pitcher that sucks when he is starting and when he pitches in the pen he just lets the ball rip without worry for a long game.

Owings may find himself better in the role overtime as well. It may shorten your career a few years, but those years you will make money and be in demand.

by Johnnypronto on May 7, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

the role

as if there is only one?

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pitching in the pen

Owings has hit 95mph in the bullpen

by Johnnypronto on May 7, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah that didnt make sense to me either

Hodl on gusy, I need to sue the batheroom....

by sharks on May 7, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you kidding me?

Throwing harder uses up more of your stamina and strengh in the arm. Reitsma blew a gasket about 3 years after the conversion

by Johnnypronto on May 7, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

/Eckersley'd

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 7, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

anecdote'd

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 7, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it is different for different pitchers

some guys can handle throwing 110 pitches every 5 days but don’t recover well, and some guys can throw every day, but are gassed after 35 pitches.

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better to let him walk (waddle?)

Than to let him hit a home run. They will need three hits to drive him in.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 7, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Dusty would have.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 7, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course.

It’s the obvious move!

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Somebody check

Arthur Rhodes for steroids

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by nycredsfan on May 7, 2009 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

He is paying a witch.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 7, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

apologize to Walt

for doubting the Rhodes signing. Dude has been all business this year.

by davidmac84 on May 7, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry about it man, he’s just taking cialis for his erctile disfunction

by BGHaus on May 7, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

But this one is lasting more than four hours.

He might need to see a doctor.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 7, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

The way he's been pitching

I might need to see a doctor too

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by nycredsfan on May 7, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Another run, please.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 7, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

second'd

CoCo with a 1-run lead makes me verrrrrrry nervous

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by nycredsfan on May 7, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

He used to be a closer in college!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 7, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Always be closing

Coffee is for closers!

Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?

by Joe Public on May 7, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

You see this watch?

That watch cost more than your car.

by ken on May 7, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coco: "The one run lead is weak"

Janish: “The lead is weak? YOU’RE WEAK!”

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 7, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

And which college was that?

(From stately BubbaFan Manor, BubbaFan notices something peculiar in the sky. The Rice Signal! Knowing that action is afoot, she hustles to the BubbaCave, only to have Gary Sheffield collide with her en route.)

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Only if McDonald plays SS.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

He used to play the infield!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 7, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anybody got a flag?

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 7, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

So we don't go to threads any more, eh?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 7, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Not in the top of the 9th, we don't

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 7, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're up to 400!!!!!111

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holllly shit.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 7, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

gasp

Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?

by Joe Public on May 7, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn, CoCo

you’re killin me

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by nycredsfan on May 7, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

uno

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on May 7, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

dos

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on May 7, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

TWO!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 7, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

That was scary...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on May 7, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

So

is it true that Doug Melvin is getting canned?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

sounded like it

tHom and brantley were talking about it

Hodl on gusy, I need to sue the batheroom....

by sharks on May 7, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

They mentioned it long ago, actually.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 7, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah.

Sounds confirmed – MLB Network is talking about it now. Jerry Narron, come on down!

by ken on May 7, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who?

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

You need to read up on your Melvins

"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.

by battlekow on May 7, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dare you

Have some cake

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on May 8, 2009 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

WTF was that?

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by Gray on May 8, 2009 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

welcome to the melvins

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on May 8, 2009 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Actually its Bob Melvin

D-Backs manager. Not Doug Melvin, Brewers GM

You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris

by cesarhernandez on May 7, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

they're all the same

Hodl on gusy, I need to sue the batheroom....

by sharks on May 7, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ram-Her!

Reds win!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 7, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Dos

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on May 7, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

or apparently tres...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on May 7, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does anyone know

that Cordero used to play for Milwaukee?

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

lies

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on May 7, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

tres

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on May 7, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Click, Click

BOOOM

And this one belongs to the Reds!!!!

Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?

by nycredsfan on May 7, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Yay.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 7, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Congrats on the win

I can’t believe you beat us with that lineup. In honor of your victory, I give you a scantily-clad picture of Miss Wisconsin:

"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.

by battlekow on May 7, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Winning with the 5th starter

and no BP or Votto in the lineup

I’ll take it every time

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by nycredsfan on May 7, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I wasn't expecting it, that's for sure

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWSS.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 7, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was

because once when I was playing little league on the worst team in the league, we were playing the best team and the league, and we only had 7 players that night do to sickness and what not, the opposition had the full 13. We kicked their ass with one outfielder.

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

This was, by far,

my favorite game to watch so far this season.

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on May 7, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Full Disclosure:

SullivanSmith is on ecstasy

by ChillyCheezItz on May 7, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

E - SS

It’s like Felipe Lopez is back

by ken on May 7, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone still looking for baseball?

The Dayton Dragons are heading to the 14th after failing to score with one out and the bases loaded in the 13th

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 7, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

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