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Game 28 Game Thread

Milwaukee Brewers at Cincinnati Reds, May 7, 2009 7:10 PM EDT



Next Game

Milwaukee Brewers
@ Cincinnati Reds

Thursday, May 7, 2009, 7:10 PM EDT
Great American Ball Park

Braden Looper vs Micah Owings

Partly cloudy,rain. Game time temperature around 75.

 


 


W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2009 - Micah Owings 1-3 4.84 1.61 11 11



W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2009 - Braden Looper 2-1 3.10 1.34 19 11


 

After being thoroughly embarrassed last night, the boys look to get back on the winning track tonigh as our resident power bat off the bench faces off against a pitcher with the middle name of LaVerne.

Looper has pitched well against the Reds of late, going 4-1 with a 2.57 ERA since 2007. On the other side, Owings has not been good versus the Brewers in his career, as he's 0-3 with a 7.71 ERA in three career starts.  (small sample size!) The Brewers beat the Reds 9-3 when the two faced off way back on April 15th.

The Brewers are 12-3 since April 22nd awhile averaging six runs a game. Maybe Ryan Braun will catch a cold from being out in the rain last night. A girl can dream, right? If not, maybe we can get Shadowhare to kidnap him until after the game.

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The Brewers:

where mediocre Cardinal starting pitchers go to die.

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 5:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The new

and probably not improved lineup, from the Fay:

Taveras 8
Hairston 6
Bruce 9
Phillips 4
Nix 7
Hernandez 3
Hanigan 2
Rosales 5
Owings 1

Votto is sick. It’s the first game he’s missed.

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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 5:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Votto gone and the 5th starter on the mound,

along with the fact that the Reds are friggin’ abysmal at home does not make me like our chances tonight.

But hey, I thought we’d win yesterday, so I’d love to be wrong again!

by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just want to tell your avatar

that I don’t have a mouse on my right shoulder.

by ol Pete on May 7, 2009 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You forgot we have Micah PWNINGS on the mound

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 7, 2009 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well

We got Nix instead of Dickerson, and Fay thinks it’s a long-term change.

Fay also reports that Janish’s arm didn’t fall off, despite throwing 35 pitches with a lot of 90 mph fastballs. He might not feel it until tomorrow.

Looks like the fans appreciated the effort, at least.

Either that, or his family came up for the night. You usually don’t see that kind of reaction for a pitcher with a ERA of 45.

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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looking at this lineup

And I think Owings might be the most qualified to bat 5th. At least bat him seventh.

Ramon Hernandez at 1B? Hmmm.

You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris

by cesarhernandez on May 7, 2009 6:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BP's sick too, another new lineup

Taveras CF
Hairston 2B
Bruce RF
Hernandez 1B
Nix LF
Rosales 3B
Hanigan C
Janish SS
Owings P

The bench tonight is McDonald and Dickerson, and that’s it.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 7, 2009 6:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You're kidding, right?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 7, 2009 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fraid not.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 7, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh, boy

I hope Janish’s arm is all right, since he’s starting at SS.

They gotta DL A-Gon. This is ridiculous. They’re going to end up using a pitcher as a position player or something.

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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe Madville will get his wish

and Owings will play LF.

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 7, 2009 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There was talk of him playing 1B with the D-backs

Dunno if he actually tried to learn the position.

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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pretty please Please Dusty can he huh can he!!!

Esp. if he doesn’t fare well in the first couple of innings.Nix can move center and Micah can…..

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on May 7, 2009 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The thing is...

wouldn’t you normally stick a pitcher in the outfield somewhere? It’s not like you can just stick somebody at third and hope nothing goes to him.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 7, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

None of our outfielders--

including the three in the field or the two on the bench—has ever played an inning in the infield in the majors.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 7, 2009 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and how many innings

as our INFIELD played in the majors?

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 7, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh.

Good point.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 7, 2009 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hrrrmm

that’s supposed to read: “how many innings has our INFIELD played in the infield in the majors?”

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 7, 2009 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

here's the rundown

Hernandez – 1 start at 1B
Hairston – 508 starts at 2B (though only 136 since the beginning of ’03)
Janish – 25 starts at SS
Rosales – 9 starts at 3B

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 7, 2009 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FWIW, the last time a SS pitched (Davey in '88), he didn't start the next day

This should be interesting.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 7, 2009 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

why the fuck didn't the DL Gonzo

there is a fucking team 100 miles south, they could have gotten a guy up here in time to play.

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think they anticipated both Votto and BP out

But yeah, this is retarded. Someone wake Walt up from his nap!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 7, 2009 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously...

If they knew two hours ago, I think they could have had a guy up from Louisville in time for the game.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 7, 2009 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that is what i meant

like the guy may not have been in uniform when the game starter, but he could be here when he becomes necessary.

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think they knew 2 hours ago

They announced the new lineup with Votto out around an hour ago, and the minus-BP lineup a little more than 20 minutes ago. Still, it’s inexcusable that they don’t have anyone on their way up from Louisville right now.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 7, 2009 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sick?

with what? how sick do you have to be that you aren’t even available to PH?

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on May 7, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude these guys are wusses

I played a Little League game once through a case of the runs. Every half inning, I was making a pit stop at the toilets. Nice…

You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris

by cesarhernandez on May 7, 2009 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I only have one hand and I still hit .095!

"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.

by battlekow on May 7, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

they might be available to pinch hit

Last year, Doug Mientkiewicz was sick with the flu. The Pirates ended up having to use him, even though he was sick as a dog. They sent him in in the ninth, and he looked terrible. His eyes were glazed. Still, he almost beat the throw to 1B…but then took a full minute to slowly stagger back to the dugout. He looked completely dazed.

Worse, the game went to extra innings, and he ended up having to play defense five innings.

OTOH, they might not want BP and Votto in the dugout at all, in case they’re contagious. The Yankees usually send sick players back to the hotel, so they don’t spread their germs.

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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe Dl-ing him might hurt his trade value

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on May 7, 2009 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's remarkable

I’m just…wow. Owings hitting 9th, eh? That’s kind of silly. If you’re willing to buck convention and use him as a pinch hitter, is the world really gonna stop spinning because you bat him 7th when he starts?

"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.

by battlekow on May 7, 2009 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You don't understand Dusty.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 7, 2009 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

so what the F

is there some kind of flu tearing through the clubhouse? Votto and BP are sick tonight, who gets sick tomorrow? over the weekend? i foresee messiness.

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 7, 2009 6:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's the swine flu!

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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i feel bad for the club house guy

having to clean up after the flu

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 7, 2009 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It seems like at this point...

at least Janish has demonstrated that he’s a decent replacement for Gonzalez for the next couple of weeks. So assuming whatever hit BP and Votto is temporary, why not DL Gonzalez and give him time to rehab?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 7, 2009 6:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

well,

i think we can assume its temporary, not herpes or something

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on May 7, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Depends where you get it.

"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.

by battlekow on May 7, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It might if you are a country line dancer

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on May 7, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought Brendan's sisters were away at school?

"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.

by battlekow on May 7, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

they are

but Mom is home

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on May 7, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey now...

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 7, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Forget herpes, the Reds have a bad case of T-Virus

What a play.

"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.

by battlekow on May 7, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't tell me

Reynard posted another FanPost.

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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's far more embarrassing than that

and less considered

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha

As I opened that, I realized I was listening to “Billy” by Bad Religion: “Billy was a lunatic, just barking at the moon.”

"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.

by battlekow on May 7, 2009 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i made it a quarter of the way

now me, my dad, and my grandpa hate you.

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 7, 2009 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Socrates'd

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on May 7, 2009 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are Votto and BP both sick?

Wow..we’ll get a chance to see what happens when the bench is called upon…especially if Micah’s pitching isn’t superior.

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on May 7, 2009 7:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

if micah's pitching isnt superior

then i guess we can see how mike lincoln handles a bat

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on May 7, 2009 7:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

never fear

right now the Reds remind me of these guys. Of course, Milwaukee is the closest they’re gonna get to Germany…

Ali Boombaye

by Cy Schourek on May 7, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think that whenever Micah has to exit the game

He just needs to slide over to 1B or LF or something just to keep his bat in the lineup…especially this hideous lineup.

You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris

by cesarhernandez on May 7, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah that's what I just said..but your Idea of going to 1st Base trumps my left field

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on May 7, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

none of this will ever happen

he will never do any more than PH (and hit 9th when he starts) as long as dusty is manager

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on May 7, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Spoilsport

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on May 7, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

also

BP to short? dont count on it? the closer in the 8th inning of a one run game? Ha! Votto to left field . . .

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on May 7, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Carl Crawford

Has stolen at least one base in nine straight games. The longest streak since 2006, when Corey Patterson had nine straight.

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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 7:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but how many sliders has Crawford missed in a row?

"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.

by battlekow on May 7, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's White Castle got to do with this?

"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"

by "Red" Moskau on May 7, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was Corey in the Frontier league or was that A ball

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

by Madville on May 8, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 7, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Good thing you kept at least one Major Leaguer in the lineup

"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.

by battlekow on May 7, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hey so

i am working and gameday seems not to be. if someone would chime in with an update every now and then, t’would be appreciated

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on May 7, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BRUCE 1, BREWERS 0

"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.

by battlekow on May 7, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gameday's working for me

Maybe you just have to re-load it?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

working now

but exceptionally slow. shitty work computer

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on May 7, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow what a bomb by Jay

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on May 7, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yup me too

I have no confidence in the GCL Reds actually pulling this one out, but any lead after yesterday is a welcome respite.

by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

my Lord

Fielder is Huge. This is the first time I have seen him this season

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on May 7, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"Hitting his weight" is actually a compliment for Fielder

"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.

by battlekow on May 7, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no kidding

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on May 7, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice "D" Willie

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on May 7, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Willy should have got that one

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 7, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I wish I could quit you, T-Virus!

"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you!"

by "Red" Moskau on May 7, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jeff Niemann pitching for Tampa tonight

The dude is immense. 6’-9", 280 lbs.

He was a first round draft pick out of Rice, the same year as Janish. I would guess he’s one of the reasons they moved Janish from pitcher to SS.

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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

good lord

he could’ve been a killer left tackle. Especially at Rice.

Ali Boombaye

by Cy Schourek on May 7, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Along with Wade Townsend and Phil Humber, yeah.

Those two along with Niemann were hugely hyped first-round picks when they came out of Rice at about the same time. Humber and Niemann went 3rd and 4th overall, respectively, in the 2004 draft and Townsend was 8th overall in 2005. Humber looks unlikely to ever be more than a spot-starter in the majors, Townsend hasn’t been able to stay healthy and probably won’t ever make it to AAA, and Niemann has barely stuck around in Tampa and probably won’t be there much longer, though he should be a serviceable starter somewhere.

So yeah, I’d say Rice had plenty of reasons to not keep Janish as a pitcher.

by Geki on May 7, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice turn

almost got Cameron at one

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on May 7, 2009 7:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It was a great stop by Janish too

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 7, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yowzah

What a battle by Janish!

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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Since it's a little dead here tonight, I'll pass this on:

Apparently Baker was going to take Janish out had he not struck the last guy out. The new pitcher would’ve been whoever raised their hand first. No joke. I would’ve paid to see that!

by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that was awesome

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on May 7, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Walter Mathau'd

this team sometimes…

Ali Boombaye

by Cy Schourek on May 7, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Loveable rag tag band

How could I stay mad at these boys?

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 7, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

had that happened

i hope all the starters were sitting on their hands. “hey jonny, way to step up . . .”

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on May 7, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Couldn't they have had one of the Brewer's dad's pitch to them?

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 7, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

apostrophe'd

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 7, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would bet any amount of money

that Rosales would have raised his hand first. That’s because he’s a gamer and he loves baseball.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 7, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, so do we hate Rosales now?

Trying to keep up.

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 7, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

Although I like to make fun of the “he’s a gamer” fans who think he’s better than Edwin

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 7, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he is uglier than edwin though

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on May 7, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

On that subject

There was a Bleacher Report post about Pedroia’s stature that throws the whole racial bias thing into relief. There are black and latino players who are about the same height and don’t get credit for being short and scrappy.

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 7, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

who?

There aren’t many players that short, are there?

Well, there’s Danny Ray, and he is startlingly short compared to the other players.

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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think we just tease him a lot

though Adam Rosales Gamer does have 130,000+ hits on google

Ali Boombaye

by Cy Schourek on May 7, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well

I’m glad Dusty wasn’t going to leave him out there forever. 35 pitches is kind of a lot, even for a regular reliever.

Any guesses on who would have raised his hand first?

You gotta think Dusty would go with an infielder, though. They usually don’t put outfielders on the mound, because they’re not used to how fast the balls gets to you in the infield.

And I don’t believe Dusty would let one of his young stars pitch. It’s usually a reserve guy. A Janish or Swisher, not a Votto or Bruce.

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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agree w/ BK

It had to be Rosales. Would’ve just added to his lore.

by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

As I said, Rosales would have volunteered first

I think it’s possible it could have been BP too. Seems like the kind of guy that would have fun with it. Or Dickerson. But yeah, not Votto.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 7, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no

dickerson would have come in to face fielder. playing the percentages. its what smart managers do to win ballgames

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on May 7, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's the one who has the most experience in a platoon role

Although, would Dusty put him in against a lefty?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 7, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think they'd let BP pitch

Why risk injury to your franchise player?

I don’t think it would be Dickerson, either, because he’s an outfielder. Even if he pitched in high school or college, the balls are lot faster in the big leagues. If there’s a comebacker, he’ll be looking up waiting for the ball to fall from the sky…when it clocks him in the chin. ;-)

McDonald, maybe. He’s got a hell of an arm. And he plays infield as well as outfield.

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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

another steady play

nice turn.

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on May 7, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

does look good

i dont smell any platoon rumblings though

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by saboscork on May 7, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Such a nice play by Hanigan to get the last out

He doesn’t get enough credit for his D

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by BK on May 7, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He doesn’t get enough credit

That’s it.

I’m listing to Jack Johnson right now…what the hell am I doing with my life?

Ali Boombaye

by Cy Schourek on May 7, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hello

Nice to see we haven’t shit ourselves yet.

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on May 7, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy Shit!

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on May 7, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HOLY SHIT

WILLY MAYS TAVERAS! YARD!

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by BK on May 7, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WOW

WOW!!!
WOW!!!
WOW!!!
WOW!!!
WOW!!!
WOW!!!
Taveras with a HR!!!

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by JJ on May 7, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bandbox

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on May 7, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

it was a bad call.

I maintain the ump had it in for me

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by JJ on May 7, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't believe any of you

Big havoc has come full circle

Ali Boombaye

by Cy Schourek on May 7, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That at-bat was so overrated

He should have hit a single so he could bowl over the catcher

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by BK on May 7, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey wait...

You mean Hudson Jr. had a career year last season? And he’s returning to form?

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by Pops Daniels on May 7, 2009 7:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

remember when we were worried about bruce

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by saboscork on May 7, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

consonanced

myself

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by saboscork on May 7, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy F*&^

This crazy ass lineup is actually producing!

by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It seems like this always happens

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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

is this the same team as yesterday?

amazing how giving up 5 runs in the top of the first, and 4 more in the top of the 2nd deflates a team.

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by JJ on May 7, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Here's Nix's opportunity to show he belongs in there over Dickerson

I’d take a productive out here.

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by JJ on May 7, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and I'm happy with it.

I’m a man of my word.

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by JJ on May 7, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy quoters

Hope Springs Eternal!

by Caleb on May 7, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ask and thee shall receive...

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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not waiting around for the 3-run HR, Ixnay

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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"If you listen to talk radio...."

tHom’s version of navel contemplation.

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by Pops Daniels on May 7, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm not a hater on Rosales, I swear

but this looks like Janish’s time last year. He’s cooled off quick, hasn’t he?

Ali Boombaye

by Cy Schourek on May 7, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Eh, at least he's still hitting it hard

But I mean, he ain’t no long-term solution, that’s for sure.

by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm only on gameday

j’escuse

Ali Boombaye

by Cy Schourek on May 7, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you have an iPhone

You can get the same deal for $9.99

by Obi Juan Kenobez on May 7, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, I don't have an iphone

or even a computer as of present, so I’ll keep the money in my pocket for now.

Plus, I need to get out of Cleveladn this summer, so I need to save up while I can

Ali Boombaye

by Cy Schourek on May 7, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hop on the train

that’s carrying jobs out of Cleveland.

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aflac

First player to hit 30 HR in his first two seasons (Braun was the 2nd)

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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Frank Robinson?

Albert Pujols?

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by Pops Daniels on May 7, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pujols

Gotta be.

You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris

by cesarhernandez on May 7, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was an easy one

It’s Pujols

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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I heard enough of 700 on the way back

to know that we were up 2-0. So what’d I miss?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Taveras bomb, seriously

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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously?

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What happened

with that stolen base? What’s the controversy?

by Obi Juan Kenobez on May 7, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Not a SB

Rosales threw a shitty throw to Hairston, who missed it.

by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

is that

where Hairston got the error?

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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa, that was almost really bad.

Watch it, Hairston.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oops.

That was Janish.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And nice grab by Hernandez.

Seriously.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yuck.

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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sheeeeeit

Wear something sexy to my funeral.

by Pops Daniels on May 7, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Corey Hart<Corey Feldman

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by Pops Daniels on May 7, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Exhibit A

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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

See...

other teams know how to score runs in bunches.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on May 7, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So what was Hairston's error?

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That haircut, first of all

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by Pops Daniels on May 7, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

As much Rosie's fault as Hairston's.

Rosales couldn’t get a DP ball out of his glove and nearly got Hairston killed on the throw.

by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It would have been a DP?

Jesus.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

Not sure why Hudson got the E.

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by Pops Daniels on May 7, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If he can get Hall out he'll be around 60 after 4.

Making it 6 is fine when you’re the #5 starter.

by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't worry, our bullpen is rested.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

anymore than his ERA, his delivery

and well let’s face it, his whole career?

Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?

by jgoodfri on May 7, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was some nasty cheese to Hardy

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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sucks for Owings...

He’s looked pretty good. But one actual hit and a bunch of little crap, and three runs are in.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The announcers are fellating Pujols.

You’re saying he didn’t juice? Seriously?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

good question

there’s been no drop-off in his play. So if he was juicing, he must still be juicing. Hmm…

by cokane on May 7, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let us have our last bastion of innocence.

I’m committing seppuku if Albert turns out to be a cheater.

by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOYCE.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's Braun's fault for diving for that

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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And he was still almost out.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice slide.

Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?

by jgoodfri on May 7, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Macha came out to argue

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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was close

and Owings could have easily injured himself on that slide.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAVOC!

Owings scores on a WP!

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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

how about another productive out here

can’t get enough of a good thing.

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on May 7, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sign of a good ballclub:

Regaining the lead.. Nice analysis there.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

time for HAVOC

it’s been a while

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by JJ on May 7, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

sweeeeet

Dusty’s brilliant. Obviously, he’s batting Pwnings ninth so Janish will be on base ahead of him.

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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Could he steal?

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

More HAVOC!

Of course we had to have a bunt tonight!

by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

These are our Reds.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This page isn't loading new comments for me.

Is it working for everyone else?

Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?

by jgoodfri on May 7, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

is this a test?

I see you…

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on May 7, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Suck it, Braden

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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, they're bringing in McClung.

Huh.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

AND BILL HALL IS OUT IN THE DOUBLE SWITCH!

YES!

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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I still think of

Seth McClung as a Devil Ray.

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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Apparently

his nickname is Big Red.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WV boy

I believe

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on May 7, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What is Kahn's

and why are they providing “beautiful” tote bags?

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yer blind!

That’s a smoked sausage!

by Brendanukkah on May 7, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats what she said?

Hodl on gusy, I need to sue the batheroom....

by sharks on May 7, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Flu is all I've heard

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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just heard that again, but no more information.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just got back from umpiring...

What’d I miss?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on May 7, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We're winning

Willy Taveras hit a ball OVER THE FENCE

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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no bounces or anything

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on May 7, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Time for a bomb shelter...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on May 7, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I still don't get it.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if outfield seats aren't safe from the virus . . .

is anywhere safe anymore?

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on May 7, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

in other news

Taveras is juiced, i heard that, just now

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on May 7, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Offense, some crappy defense...

and as of now, a Reds lead.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rosales is garbage at 3rd so far

Ramon just saved his ass with a great stretch at 1B

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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, he's looked impressive at first.

He saved that throw that Janish totally blew, too.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why bother giving offensive stats from last night

for Brewers players? I mean, didn’t they all do pretty well?

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Owings looking pretty good through 5...

79 pitches, 4 hits, 4 Ks, 1 walk.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nix is mayshing right now.

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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And the inevitable bunt...

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shenanigans!

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Small Ball, bitches!

Reynard would be proud!

by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thats not what hes saying ata ll

He never, said that. It’s called an idea. It occurs between your eyes and ears and bangs. Get one;Douchey

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry

I haven’t been able to bring myself to actually read that thread.

by chesirecat on May 7, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, MM just summed it up pretty nicely

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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

get 'em on, get 'em over, get 'em in!

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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So why do they even have Jim Day?

He shows up what, once a game? He makes some remarks that aren’t remotely funny, and then they put him back in hiding.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I'm rec'ing this because it's 100% true.

Although he’s there pre- and post-game. Still terribly unfunny.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 7, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jim Day

stalking the ladies.

You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris

by cesarhernandez on May 7, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Oh my God.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is the most awkward exchange I've ever seen

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by BK on May 7, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what happened?

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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jim Day was sitting alone in the outfield, being an idiot.

Thom and Cowboy asked him if he saw any singles, so he yelled down at a group below him. Then they started going on about how he should hit on this woman who is clearly much younger than him…

And Jim Day is awkward even without all of that.

Oh, and eventually he persuaded a woman to come up and sit with him, and she clearly wanted to run as soon as she got up there. Thom and Cowboy once again wouldn’t shut up.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 7, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I kind of like Jim Day

He has a certain Snagglepuss quality that seems appropriate

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

um

Isn’t there, like, a baseball game going on?

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by BubbaFan on May 7, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Until the last run scored

Thom and Cowboy seemed to think the Reds had a 10 run lead and the win was a formality.

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on May 7, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was strange how all of a sudden...

they realized that the outcome is still in question.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm really glad someone explained this.

I was at a bar, Reds on tv, but no sound… I look up see all of this and had NO CLUE what was going on. I thought the game had to be over they didn’t show anything for so long.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 7, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just be glad you couldn't hear...

to be completely creeped out.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm already completely creeped out by Jim Day.

Running into him in P’burgh didn’t help any.

"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."

by Ash on May 7, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was actually the least creepy part of the whole thing.

The other two were a lot worse.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

do tell

In fact, where’ the Pittsburgh report?

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by BubbaFan on May 8, 2009 6:57 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

can we fire tHom cowboy and day....please

Hodl on gusy, I need to sue the batheroom....

by sharks on May 7, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh Jesus, he found one.

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by Gray on May 7, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs