Game 27 Thread: Part 2
Well, this sucks. Reds down 9-0 at the end of 3.
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Wow... I thought this game was already over...
All I saw was the score…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
I guess we have a new long reliever?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
I thought
he was more of a short man.
by Matt McWax on May 6, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He's hurt again
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 6, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Say hi when you pick her up tonight

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
You hate the Japanese Heart Journal?
heart disease is a serious issue.
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
Johnny Hates Jazz
"I'm going to kick the fire with cheese!"
by Ash on May 6, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Didn't Arroyo have a start in Toronto last year that was similiar?
He pitched a inning and gave up 200000 runs or something like that, but it was the bottom of his struggles and he got hot thereafter.
you lied
There’s Arroyo in this thread!
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
There's a cream for that, y'know.
"I'm going to kick the fire with cheese!"
by Ash on May 6, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Cameron knows his place
Not gonna run on Bruce this time
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
That's racist
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 6, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Well at least Arroyo should be available quickly
He will only need 3 days rest after this debacle
Why are the people at the ballpark still at the ballpark?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
I believe it's the family bathroom that keeps patrons entertained
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 6, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
you mean
You’re supposed to start families in those things?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Larry Craig'd
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Hey now, Hal's just doing his job.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 6, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Not everyone is quick to give up one the scrappiest eam i s baseballl...
B-faifweatherfan-K….sure its easy to be a fan when you’re winning but a real fan sits out in the cold rainy night in early May to root for his/her team win, lose or lose.
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Fuck it lets drink heavily

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Because Idol's on, and we don't want to be watching the same thing 'tHan is
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 6, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
That's the real question, isn' t it?
I’m reading about the Black Panthers and am using this as a distraction.
Let's go to the phones
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 6, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions
Because Bronson certainly did for this start
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 6, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
he didn't even phone it in...
He like text messaged this game…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
He had an unpaid intern twitter it
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 6, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
From whence?
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 6, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
bronson should be named our #4 in the rotation. what a joker.. i got 10 bones that he somehow still makes it to the pavillion tonight
by bring back the machine on May 6, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions
Welcome
It doesn’t really matter what rotation spot they assign him, if he’s pitching like that
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 6, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Janish, unlike Philips
has noticed that Parra ain’t throwing strikes.
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
I'm going to get some work done
aka scanning pictures and putting them in to boost the page count on MY LAST UNDERGRADUATE COURSE EVARRR
Be back later, imaginably.
And at this rate, cheshire won’t be coming back to the US
Ali Boombaye
Maybe Bronson could play a aftergame concert in apology
For his awfull start.
Bronson Arroyo live.
In a ditch
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 6, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
why not?
He started out as a pitcher at Rice.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Well he certainly wasn't a hitter
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
I'll have you know
That Janish is #10 on the list of career doubles at Rice.
He also has the record for number of hits in a single game. (6, tied with Lance Berkman and Bubba Crosby.)
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Damn what happened?
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
He's batting .368 in the big leagues
That’s what happened.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
So you think he's MLB ready as a hitter?
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
not sure what you mean by MLB ready
Janish is not a slugger. But SS is a position where you don’t really expect a big bat. I think he’s our best option if Sea Bass is injured.
If Sea Bass is healthy, he should play.
Unfortunately, he seems to have trouble staying healthy.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
psychic'd
What lottery numbers should I pick?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
thx
thanks for having me. you’re right, i know it doesn’t really matter about the rotation.. i guess bronson just always has pissed me off.
were together again! oh yea were together again!
he sure loves his jtm
by bring back the machine on May 6, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions
I reiterate - Fuck it, lets drink heavily

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
8 baserunners in 4 innings and they can't score
Only Dusty Baker and the Cincinnati Reds
What would the score be in a binary system...
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Justin you know how to really hurt an old man who is trying desperately to be hip
Dropping words like binary,Boolean and Bronson
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-it man
You know my 26 yr. old daughter gave her BF the boot,,,,I could introduce you….nevermind
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
uh
but there is a theory that i am your long lost bastard child, so that would probably be bad.
Bloop
In my part of the 'country' a little inbreeding goes a loooooooooooong way
And we know how to ‘droop’ too 
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
id say picking up bronson for the night on my fantasy team was a pretty bad decision… 45.00 era for the night doesn’t reallly help.
by bring back the machine on May 6, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions
reminds me of my fantasy football season
yahoo draft gave me Carson Fucking Palmer as my QB in an 8 team league.
Which means yahoo was confident that Palmer would statistically be one of the best 8 QBs in the league. Even if he had been healthy, COME ON!
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
hah yeah, after his last start, i figured id give it a go.
by bring back the machine on May 6, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions
Just a tip
Clicking on [+] reply lets you reply to a specific comment. Just makes things easier to read.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 6, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
funny you said that, i actually just noticed. thanks though
by bring back the machine on May 6, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Clicking on [+] reply lets you reply to a specific comment. Just makes things easier to read.
Or you could just put on your glasses
Hey anybody following the game…what’s going on…where’s Petey when we need him
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Whew...
Too bad cause Kelch is on the radio and he can actually keep Marty focused and interested i the game..
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Dunner would have gotten crucified for that home run
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
It was basically Michael redux
I guess it’s impossible to resist the urge to feed the troll.
by ken on May 6, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I prefer conceptual art, personally
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
That is a contradiction in terms...that is if you're a conceptual artist
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Hey HanniganMan is up everybody!
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
well he sucks
driving a ball to a gap.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 6, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Chris Duffy with a webgem
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Ripped that one good...Dom
He sure did Mads
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Tough break BF...Jannish popped out
Next time Mads
Ihear ya Dom
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Fucking C-Dick clogging up the bases
Bronson’s gonna be late to the Pavillion
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Lincoln only threw 27 pitches
why is he out?
Does Dusty only abuse his starting staff. I hope Cueto is pitch efficient tomorrow.
Bloop
Hey where the fuck are you going you fairweather fan....you and BK should get a room
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
I'm still here, watching this baseball abortion for some reason
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 6, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh I thought you'd snuck out during the afflac commercial
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Laynce Nix is prolonging the agony
It is a good thing he doesn’t start
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Wow
Lefty batters can hit lefty pitchers? Who knew?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Nix is in Center
Damn I’d like to see him in center a lot more.
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
And Adam Rosales is at first
And Ol
3 Finger is warming in the pen
http://www.tmarchman.com/ic/this-justifies-the-internets.html
Courtesy of Blee
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Anybody still there...anybody...guess I'll make like an Inca
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Yep.
Having trouble too, because it’s not a save situation.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 6, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
he has trouble when its a save situation also..
must always put the first couple runners on…..
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 6, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
gets the addrenal flowing
he should stop with the flomax
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 6, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Paul Janish is pitching for the Reds
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Soft J just struck out J.J. Hardy
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Janish is a better pitcher than Mike Lincoln
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Corporan gets his first ML hit off of Janish
That’s awesome.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Thom and Brantley having infinitely more fun with this than the Yankees announcers would have
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Wow I just got a mental image of Jannish pitching!
thanks Dom
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Smart managing by Dusty
Everybody’s playing for fun now..some guys are getting a break others playing where usually don’t.
I like this move.
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Unless I'm mistaken
this was the last time a Reds’ SS came in to pitch. During the Reagan administration. Let’s see if Janish can put a goose egg on the scoreboard.
Fuck Craig Counsel ruin's Janish's debut
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Is Harang warming up yet?
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
He's having a little trouble out of the stretch
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
did they actually use signs?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Hardy will be hearing out his K for a while...yuk yuk
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Is this really happening?
I Paul Janish really pitching? I went to do some work and Paul Janish is pitching?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 6, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions
Its all you fault FIMCP
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
I disagree ...

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 6, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah ...
something like that
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 6, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck Bronson - I only listen to "The Blues Cows" killer blues in the park or subway

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Speaking of Bovine ...
Dusty did feel like riding him out for 8 seconds

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 6, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes ... I know that's a horse
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 6, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
It is a famous two legged horse..
Very few riders have the balance and intuitive ‘horse sense’ to be able to ride this steed.
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
he did better than Arroyo...
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 6, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Ugh. Good point.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 6, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
My 98 year old Mother could have done better than Bronson tonight
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
have you ever been out there on the mound and just getting hammered, without alcohol?
it really does suck.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 6, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
More than once, allah be Praised
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
standing out there throwing the ball
sometimes having it go to the backstop, having it hit through your legs, hitting the batters, being run ruled. Oh bible-camp did a number on my teams pitching staff that day.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 6, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Duffy too!!!
All right lets go Reds
Boom Boom Clap
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
5 ER, 2 K
Hell, I still think that’s better than Lincoln could have done.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
If there's anyone that we can score 12 runs in the 9th off of
It’s the Java Man.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
No, I think you missed your chance with Hoolio
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
Uh Oh the dreaded sprinter,,,Tood Cafe
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
This game is not over yet....c'mon
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Got'em right where we want em
One more for the road 
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Rosy having a bitch of a time all of sudden
Quick recap of tonight’s action
Bronson Arroy really sucked the big one
Now if you’ll excuse me its time finish off that last bottle of MM 
Rough night in the trneches…hang in there we’ll fucking get them tomorrow
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Umm I just checked the charts for tomorrow and it appears that we win

I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Other than Concepcion, some relatively recent Reds position-pitching wonders:
Sal Butera, 9/7/86. 1 IP, 1 K, 1 BB, 0 H, 0 R.
Paul O’Neil, 6/19/87. 2 IP, 4 BB, 2 K, 2 H, 1 HR, 3 R.
Lenny Harris, 6/1/98. 1 IP, 1 K, 0 H, 0 R.
3 of the 4 under Rose’s watch.
hmmmm
Soft-J has a better fastball than Nick Swisher.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Haha, I just saw that today too
Get it from BTF?
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
i saw brendans link
to the first one.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 6, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I come bearing an olive branch.
Olive branches are thick, right?
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.

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