Game 25, Thread 4: Buncha Bunts from a Couple of...
Le sigh. We go on to the bottom of the 12th. Questionable substitutions? Check. Poorly executed bunts? Check. Not losing a game we have every reason to lose? So far, check.
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I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
You know this is only the second time I've firsted in a game twice
It means we are going to win.
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Except you didn't, so we won't
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on May 4, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Did too
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Refresh your page, slick
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on May 4, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh no Handjob Rameriz is up
Hit the fucker
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
cowboy is hungry, wants dennys
he should probably just go now
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
Why not...he's on the team
Those little guys arre like rabbits they can go all night long
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
How stupid and 1970's is George?
I almost broke out Gameday to avoid George. Then, I remembered that redneck bastard
Handjob limps back to the dugout
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Ugh.
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on May 4, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Not so fast, says the real Lincoln...
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions
You folks were missing out on the riveting discussion in the previous thread.
I often don’t get the subtle hints of a new thread.
What were you guys talking aabout?
Reynard?
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yikes
Think that means the DL?
And if so, who’s called up?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
My money's on Richar, even though he's batting .213 in AAA
Can play a variety of infield spots, has been there before. I’d say Valaika, but he’s batting .171, and over those two I’d say Sutton if he wasn’t hurt, since he’s already on the 40-man.
If they go with an OF, it’ll be Bankston or Gomes probably, but Stubbs has been raking.
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on May 4, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Wilkin!
Then Hanigan could pinch hit or something.
by Brendanukkah on May 4, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Richar
was 2 for 3 with a walk tonight.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
for whatever reason everytime i scroll by this headline
at first glance i read it as “my mom’s on richar”
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 4, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Richar is not on the 40-man
so odds are it wont be him.
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 5, 2009 8:01 AM EDT up reply actions
The problem is, there's not too much there as far as infielders go
There’s Sutton, who’s hurt, and Francisco, who’s struggling in AA. I forgot about Wilkin though, I could see it being him.
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on May 5, 2009 9:29 AM EDT up reply actions
yay
We’ll have three catchers then!
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Why is it so hard to decode Brantley's descriptions?
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 4, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions
I thought Phillips had caught a liner for out three.
And that Cantu had a ground-rule double.
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 4, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
It was realllly reallllly close.
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on May 4, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Uh oh...
Cody Ross
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions
Shit in a box! Not cody Ross again
This is getting ugly
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I think a fastball would be great here.
Reverse psychology.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Common Lincoln go to Jared land
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well he didn't throw it in the strike zone
but yeah.
PLEASE don’t use him in the next inning.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 4, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, that works too.
As much as I hate to say it, I’m so glad that was Janish out there. (gulp) Good job, Dusty.
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on May 4, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
BP'd
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
It's like Cody Ross jumped in front of that bullet to the head
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on May 4, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Apparently Lincoln moved his head right at the last second
and Booth nearly missed. Nearly. His gun only had one bullet too, so then he would have been forced to use the Bowie knife he had with him. Lincoln was a big, strong guy. Woulda been interesting to see how that wrestling match would have turned out.
by Brendanukkah on May 4, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
No worries..time to gets some runs..its close to Mad's bedtime
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Ok we got C-Dick
The Vottomatic
and then the much suffering BP
It Time boys
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lincoln survives act one
hopefully we can get a run and we wont have to watch that again
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
If so, who do the fish have left?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
starting pitchers
but cantu isn’t coming out.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 4, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Please Joey.
Home run. Please.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions
Gonzo with a strained oblique, back in Cincy tomorrow to get the pokin' stick
According to GiGi
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
Yeah, he's a .375 hitter
What is it with you guys and sample size? You didn’t seem him flail last year?
.220 two years ago at Lousville, .252 laat year at L'ville and .188
with the Reds. Baseball Prospectus says those compute to .205 and .221 at the MLB level.
I’ll stick with my estimate
That was what I expected, not Janish's BA after 14 AB's or something
Still, why anyone thinks him hitting his .220 through .240 is going to win so many games is baffling. Not a lot of games won from the 8 spot.
Nah, but defense in the six spot helps
And by all accounts, Janish is better there too.
by Brendanukkah on May 4, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
this could be the big break for my new band
the Paul Janish Experience. we do mostly punk rock covers of show tunes
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
Muster a run ?
Muster:
.
1. A gathering, especially of troops, for service, inspection, review, or roll call.
2. The persons assembled for such a gathering.
3. A gathering or collection: a muster of business leaders at a luncheon.
4. A flock of peacocks.
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
now look at muster when it has a little "v." after it
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on May 4, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry...I just couldn't resist the peacock reference
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that is pretty cool
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on May 4, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Baedendork shows fear of Votto's wrath
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that was horrible
They carried him off on a stretcher.
He gave a thumbs-up sign as he left, so hopefully he’s okay.
He did make the catch, though. The ball came lose when he hit the wall, but he definitely had it in his glove.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Hey there's only one out..why not BUNT
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worked so well for us all game....
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 4, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Take the bat off your fucking shoulder Dickwad
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No.
BP is actually being patient here.
Ordinarily, he would have hit into a 6-4-3 by the second pitch.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Cantu?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe it's late and I'm punchy
But that made me laugh.
by Brendanukkah on May 4, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
slyde isn't here so i need somebody to dislike.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 4, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
That's at least two GIForceOuts this game though
by Brendanukkah on May 4, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Where's the Cheviot Sports God?
I bet Fay’s blog is lit up with that guy getting taunted.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
Waiting around...
For the two-run HR.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions
Ok now Branden steal 2nd and the Jay can hit you in
your pal
Dusty
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Badendork seems to want no part of Bruce
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Actually...
Are you available to pitch tonight? They might need you.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
i enjoy watching the extra innings 90 world series game
when Lou put out an APB to get Browing back to the ball park, the day his wife gave birth to the child that he would later fail to support.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 4, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
holy fucking shit
wow. 19 years since the reds won a world series.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 4, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
We sure could use a cleanup hitter who is clutch
Brian…(fair weather fan) good night
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jesus fucking christ.
this never ends well.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 4, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
This will in no way turn out poorly
Even if it seldom worked last year when he was a good reliever.
by Brendanukkah on May 4, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Dusty's just trying to lose, isn't he
Lincoln’s gonna be out there for as long as it takes to lose this one
"you sockdologizing . . ."
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
by saboscork on May 4, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Well at least was his name Freddy left Badendork in to hit..
Thanks Freddy
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He didn't have anyone to PH
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on May 4, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow.
That was two quick outs.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions
Jinx
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
now just get Bozofuckwad out and we'll give Hernia a chance to make it up to me
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Bonifacio, Bonifacio, Bonifacio…
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I looked up the Janish stats
.220 two years ago at Lousville, .252 laat year at L’ville and .188 with the Reds. Baseball Prospectus says those compute to .205 and .221 at the MLB level.
I’ll stick with my estimate of .220. Let’s hope he flashes him some leather
Yeah, no, I saw that comment up there
There’s kind of an exciting moment of the game going on now though.
by Brendanukkah on May 4, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, it's true
but at the same time, he’s been hitting so far this season. It’s a good chance for him now for the people who have been calling to get him more ABs, but I don’t think anyone thinks he’s the answer at SS long-term.
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on May 4, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
He's not really providing much worse than gonzo
and he’s younger and cheaper. I’m with ya on seeing him flashing some leather
HAVOC!
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 11:29 PM EDT reply actions
He's got the 14th, 15th, and 16th to get it down to single digits!
by chesirecat on May 4, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Lincoln's generally more associated with the 13th, 14th, and 15th
by Brendanukkah on May 4, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
History JOKES
I’ll even ignore the fact that the 14th and 15th were proposed and ratified long after Lincoln was dead (well, okay, 1866 and 1867)
RayMoan couldn't wait...
How sweet
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i don't know
the reds don’t have adam dunn this year, so they want to win.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 4, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Were you getting on a an airplane after some strange guy, a deserter from the Army had just slipped you a doulbe hit of Sunshime?
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Reply to sister D.
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
shhh
if you stare at it, it will run away.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 4, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow - cool beans
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I'm having flashbacks to the 15-inning Ryan Franklin debacle
"I'm going to kick the fire with cheese!"
I think my boss would really appreciate it
if we could score some runs and then not give any up in the bottom of the inning. …I would as well.
"I'm going to kick the fire with cheese!"
how was pittsburgh
what restaurants did you hit? Please tell me you went to Hemingways they have amazing drunken chicken.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 4, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Pittsburgh was fine...
We really didn’t have time to go anywhere specific aside from the ballpark, being there less than 24 hours, but I’ll remember that for next time.
"I'm going to kick the fire with cheese!"
Did you
get my beer woman?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 4, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Your beer woman?
No, I left her in Pittsburgh.
I did however, get your beer. :P
"I'm going to kick the fire with cheese!"
well shit
this is by far the most fun ive had watching baseball this year
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 4, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions
Reminds me of watching games in the old days
before wives and kids. Stupid arguments,. funny jokes, not funny jokes. It’s a lot of fun
Christ
I step away for like 15 minutes and the game’s still going on and there’s about a 200 more comments. Good job everyone.
/360 degree hand claps
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 4, 2009 11:33 PM EDT reply actions
Watch Janish hit the home run here.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions
All right Jannis...we're giving a chance to show your stuff
This will be yourt last at bat for another 3 weeks so …well good luck
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Rosales did too until tonight
Yeah, I wouldn’t feel too terrible if he suddenly turned into Cal Ripken. Do you believe in magic?
Janish
hitting machine.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Better be fucking Micah Time
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dammit
how many liners is Hanley going to get tonight?
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 4, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions
remember when the Lizard lost a game in Philley
and than started teh next day, but was relieved by Michalik. Harang pitched in relief that day.
Bloop
Balfour.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
uhhh
Bob Walk?
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 4, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Forgot about him.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
How a dude named Burke wasn't a top 5 pick in the MLS SuperDraft, I'll never understand.
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on May 4, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Although the #1 draft pick this year was named...
Steve.
by Brendanukkah on May 4, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
It's true.
Although, your team did well by drafting a guy named Lyle and one of the Wildboyz.
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on May 4, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Lyle?
I know we got Rodney, Brandon, and Milos. Maybe Lyle was the one that didn’t sign.
by Brendanukkah on May 4, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah looks like it.
He’s one of the Austin Aztex now.
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on May 4, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Oops Go HanniganMan
Fuck you Badenshit
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DRH on
using all these pitchers does not bode well for the rest of this road trip
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
i would DL Gonzo
and get a pitcher up from louisville.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 4, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
at least we havent brought in a starter yet
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 4, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
i WOULD like to see
one particular pitcher PH
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
you see his moustache?
you think he cares?
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 4, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Dang
The pen is going to be exhausted after this game.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
It may not be.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
come to think of it
I’m going to be exhausted tomorrow, between this game and the rain delayed Yanks game.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Why put in a lefty
When you know Hanley Ramirez is coming up next? No Coco?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 11:39 PM EDT reply actions
Coco is the closer
stupid
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 4, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, we should trade DRH to the Marlins
just so he could pitch in relief of Johnson. 97 mph to 78 mph. Dudes would ripping their shoulders up trying to adjust
that's what my little league coach said about this puny kid named Cody
he ended up giving up back-to-back-to-back home runs
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 4, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
no but i did yell him to stop eating candy in the dugout
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 4, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Might as well bring in Coco now.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
You show up here for that?
I left you a link of about 25 pictures of Kelly Ripa in a bikini, and you show up here with that?
by Brendanukkah on May 4, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I was trying to watch this game on a DVR delay.
And I was tinkering with my fantasy team and I saw that the game had gone loooong and so I gave up on trying to watch it all.
So, give me that Ripa! I’ll have some sweet sweet dreams.
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 4, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
She has the body of a fifteen year old boy and she never shuts up.
She’s got a bunch of rugrats and she’s no spring chicken.
And yet somehow she’s still very high on my list.
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 4, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
ewwwww
she has an outtie.
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 4, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Daniel re is a bit of a hole
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FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 4, 2009 11:42 PM EDT reply actions
should have never thrown it
runner was holding, would have kept the dp in order
Hope Springs Eternal!
would it have made a difference?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
(cue Yakety Sax)
Good night, ladies and gentlemen.
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
3 runs over 13+ innings?
yeah, it was our pitching and defense that came up short tonite…
by cokane on May 4, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ah well crap.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 11:42 PM EDT reply actions
Would almost rather have lost it on a bases loaded
walk last inning.
"I'm going to kick the fire with cheese!"
ahhh i remember that horseshit
at least it’ll be nice and cloudy so you wont have to worry about the sunshine keeping you up
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 4, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
3 straight weeks without sun!!
Which wouldn’t have been so depressing if we could’ve gotten more than three damn hits off their damn bullpen.
Night y’all.
g'morning, cat
Consider the Eskimos.
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 4, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Quick!
Go share an incredibly meaningful night with Julie Delpy!
by Brendanukkah on May 4, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Me too...I mean the this offense can blow me too
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
the slide into second was way wide
that’s interference. It was called last year in the playoffs and the Phillies had a runner who scored come back out.
What's the over and under on how many fans were there for the last play
50? 2500? Somewhere in between
25 hits produce 5 runs
That’s a lot of foreplay and not much humpin.’
"I wanna listen to Elephants Gerald."
I want to take a moment and thank Dusty Baker for his consistent use of the sacrifice...which yielded nothing but a lot of free outs for the Fish
Otherwise it was a pretty fun, albeit frustrating game…we’ll get’m tomorrow
I do wish that Dusty had brought Micah in to PH but maybe he thought if the game went long enough he might have had to use Owings as a pitcher for several innings.
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
You know Alan is right....25 hits only 5 runs
Kind of like date night for C-Trent
that boy could use this:
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I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
OOOOPPPS
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Thanks, Jim Day:
“If you hold the other team to 3 runs in 14 innings, your defense is doing its job.”
Unfortunately, Jim, that also means that your offense is not doing its job.
"I'm going to kick the fire with cheese!"
Jim Day should get a job as Brandon Phillips' pool boy
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....

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