Game 25, Thread 3: No One Reads These Headlines, Apparently
Yet another terse game for the Reds. This season has been many things, but it certainly hasn't been boring. Of course, if we had any kind of an offense, I'd be happy to watch blowouts too. Tie score, 2-2, bottom of the 8th.
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First?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions
First?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 4, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions
fifth?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
First among firsts
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
worst among worsts
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
He I get no Props ?
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
God damn Miami
Do they support any of their teams other than the Dolphins?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 4, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions
what's the point
when you can be ogling models at muscle beach or leading an intriguing life as an altruistic serial killer?
Will you stop it with the vegetables
the one the other night was awesome
[horatio investigating murder on a reality show]
I guess reality…just got a little more real….
Will you stop it with the vegetables
I understand why Dexter doesn't ...
but in all seriousness I think the only reason Miami has all those teams is because each league wants a place where their high officials can do anything and I mean ANYTHING. If a team was ever given to Vegas their would be like two teams in every sport.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 4, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
two single tubs on a beach
oh yeah, thats sexy.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
2007, I think Juneish
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Is that with a soft J?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
ok my turn to bash Grande
I’ve been hesitant over the last 3-4 years…..
but that’s what veteran pitchers do is find more ways to make the ball move.
Really? Weathers is older than me…how many more ways can he figure out?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Brand new ballgame.
Our bullpen vs. theirs. Our bench vs. theirs (uh oh).
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
David Weathers
Still sporting a 0.00 ERA with no trips to the DL on May 4. Who had that in the pool?
did you know cialis does not prevent tranmission of STDs?
i feel like if somebody thinks it can they need to be sterilized by an STD, because they should not reproduce.
Bloop
So does every pitcher for the Marlins
Throw 97, they have some ridiculous arms. JJ was a stud
by Dave from Louisville on May 4, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions
3-run HR
Would be nice now.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions
not me
not with Ramon in this sitch.
)no GIDP no GIDP)
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
bunt bunt bunt
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Nunez wants no part of the Bruce
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Please no bunt.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions
ok....
a 3-0 bunt is kinda dumbass, no?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Hernandez somehow pulls off the creepy facial hair...
without a moustache!
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
quick check
when’s the last year any of y’all had a mustache?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
I shaved down to one tonight...
kind of annoyed the girlfriend.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
doesnt count
a stache rolls solo
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
well good for you
I always said he was an underrated president
March 2008

Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on May 4, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
that is a badass mother fucking mustache
you win
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 4, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok, too be fair
We have to handicap him for living in North Carolina and being from Loo’siana. Still, wow.
by Brendanukkah on May 4, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
DRH is the worst
He really needs to rethink the moustache
by Dave from Louisville on May 4, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
vote for Pedro'd
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 4, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's so he matches his fake ID
His name is Miguel O’Reilly
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 4, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Fucking A Fucking Bunt
Shit Godamn?Bunt
Pressure is on Adam R. lets see if he measures up
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
/incoherent'd
But understood.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Both of them.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on May 4, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Why you so down on my boy...ain't he done good so far?
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
by Madville on May 4, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i second that
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Gonzo isn't my boy
I just know what to expect. defense, 20 homers, and 150 K’s with an average around .240. It’s what Gonzo is.
Yeah, 20 seems kinda wide-eyed
Defense is also something of a tall order.
by Brendanukkah on May 4, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
he missed a lot of games that year
If he plays a full season, I think he could hit 20 with GABP as his home park.
That is a big IF, of course.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I resent the assertion that I'm a stat guy
I can look on baseball-reference and that’s about it. And they don’t list UZR.
by Brendanukkah on May 4, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
i can find them but i don't understand defensive stats.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 4, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Ditto.
FanGraphs says his UZR this year is -1.2. That’s probably bad.
by Brendanukkah on May 4, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
That was Gonzo's fault Micah couldn't pitch
and Rosales couldn’t field. He took a 5-0 deficit and turned into a 5-3 deficit. How you find that worthless, I’m not sure
Couldn't Stormy go another inning?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess not.
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on May 4, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
In silver lining news
Sea Bass is the only member of the starting lineup with an average under .200. That’s pretty good improvement from the days when there were five such oafs.
good point
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
My love is like a Ramblin' Rhodes! Ramblin Rhodes! Ramblin' Rhodes!

Will you stop it with the vegetables
WAYNE KRAMER and SONIC SMITH
I saw the 5 in 1969 and again in 1971…….extraordinary…made the Who look like pussies
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
I suppose the Who would have looked like pussies to a young Madville
in that he had never seen either
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on May 4, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I would like to take a moment and personally thank Coach DustBrains for the FREE OUT that he gave the Fishers
And also a Seconded from the neighbor boy down the street
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Call up Dusty
He’ll give you 3 million dollars
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on May 4, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
i got one hit the last year i played little league
i got the game ball that day…
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 4, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
i batted 2nd in little league
with a cast on my left arm one season. could you imagine that nowadays?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
i had to sit out for a month one year
because i had a blot clot on my brain, what kinda pussy ass liberal coddling shit is that?
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 4, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Letting A-Gon hit was a mistake we should make fun of him for too right?
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 4, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Wes Helms...
Isn’t he a Bill Hall All Star?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions
He is.
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on May 4, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Thought so.
And there he goes.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
the key
dont let Hanley bat this inning.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Shit Fuck
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 4, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions
We could use some yessirree action right about now
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
Ross and Valentin did..............
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 4, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Basically clearing the benches to try to win this inning.
They better hope this works…
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
crap
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
What?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
i saw them loading the bases for Hanley with one out
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Scared me.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
dont pitch to Ramirez
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Right.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
i can live with that
one batter ago i was thinking bases loaded one out vs Ramirez.
Rhodes came back strong for the K.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
already warmed up today
to tired.
DUSTY’d
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 4, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
If Masset pitches and we take him out next inning...
we’re kind of screwed if this goes to extras.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
it is that kinda thinking
that pressed Harang into service last may.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 4, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
There's always Daniel Re ...seems like a while since he'sichtoo
But it only seems like last week that I was listing The Fr
ost, The STooges and The 5 at the Gramde in Detroit
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Why no Double Switch?
Masset in for A-Gon, Janish batting 9th?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
What is he, a ROOGY?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
agree wholeheartedly
i guess Micah is gonna PH.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Damn it seems like a long time since Nick Masset has ptiched
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
so have him pitch against florida's toughest hitter.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 4, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
he's bounced back
and he’s fresh.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Hahaha, they just showed Masset's opp. BA...
higher for RH batters than for LH batters.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Is Nick Masset really throwing 96?
Shit, son
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on May 4, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
he can bring it from the pen
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
walk him
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
done'd
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 4, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Jorge can't strike out with the game on the line....
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
I think I would have rather had Rhodes pitching with the bases loaded...
than Masset.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Masset's just in
because dusty was worried that some people were thinking he might be competent as a manager.
That was idiotic not to bring in Burton though
Because Masset leads off the next inning. He gets PH for, doesn’t he? Maybe not?
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
Fuck no
bunt him.
/Dusty’d
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 4, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't get me wrong, I'm not against the move from a pitching perspective
but in a game that’s going into extras, do you bring your long reliever in for one out?
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on May 4, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
He did that in the Harang-Relief Game against San Diego
I believe Josh Fogg recorded just one out. Of course, that was kind of a typical Fogg outing, but you get where I’m going with this.
by Brendanukkah on May 4, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
So what you're saying, is that this is the game that Cueto pitches 4 innings in, ruining his season?
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on May 4, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Still can't understand no double switch.
Was Dusty planning to lose the game in the 9th?
Does he think Taveras is up first in the inning?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions
uh huh
kinda the same as a double switch if JHJ went to short, which i dont want at all.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
At least he didn't send people up in the wrong order.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
don't understand that either....
we better not run out of pitchers
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 4, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
well i think Arroyo can pitch
he has a rubber arm and will never break down.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 4, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
the real question:
who does Dusty run out there when he does?
What are the odds they still make their scheduled start?
Dusty's faking out Fredi González
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
One out.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
If you're going to take Masset out...
why not PH with someone who has a chance of getting on base?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Might as well have let him hit.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
then lincoln needs to be released
put owings in the bullpen, and put Maloney in the 5th spot.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 4, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Maloney?
hell, Homer is miles ahead of him.
and I totally support Owings as the 5th SP.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
I totallysupport obc
Goddamnit
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
imlikeducttape
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
or homer
but I think Owings is better suited for the bullpen than Homer, Homer takes forever to warm up. Plus I think with Owings limited abilities he would be better suited for short work.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 4, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Maloney is more polished
he has thrown 24.1 innings this year with an ERA of 2.59, 20 Ks and 1 BB!!! He has a K/9 of 7.4.
Bailey has thrown 27.1 innings with an ERA of 4.61, 31 Ks, 11 BBs, K/9 of 10.2, and a BB/9 of 3.6.
Bailey’s numbers are a little bit off because of his one monster start with 15 ks.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 4, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Or Homer, but yeah, I think I'm with you there
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on May 4, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that guy really heckling Tavarez with 'Free Will' chants
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 4, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions
Dolphin Stadium is the only ML park where that guy can "hey batter batter" effectively
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on May 4, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, there and
Kansas City circa 1995-2007
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 4, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I went to Pee and missed Jerry Jr. damn
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Tonight will mark Paul Janish's big league pitching debut
ashbakerlovechild
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
That would take another 2-3 innings at least.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
(Assuming he had gotten a hit there)
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
C-Dick you better get a move on
Common now – drill a 3 run rally killer
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Let's think happy thoughts
Griffey hit his 600th home run in this park. We have good karma here, dammit!
I remember now
that the Reds decided not to trade griff at his peak value just so they might see a small spike in ticket sales when he was going for the HR. then he hit it on the road
Well, that was a piss poor swing
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 4, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions
piss poor bats
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Lets stay fucking positive here god damn
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Votto, Phillips, Bruce up next inning
Hold on to your butts.
by Brendanukkah on May 4, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I have a feeling a Raptor attack is coming
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 4, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Nowwww it's Burton
Super.
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on May 4, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Man, shit is dieing out there all over the place
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 4, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions
*dying
Dip shit
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 4, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
And it's our job... to find out who's killing it.
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
by Brendanukkah on May 4, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Our collective wills?
Much like what’s holding up Charlie Weis’ belt.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 4, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Learning from Stormy, I see.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions
He just needs to get the cobwebs out
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
I've got a bad feeling about this.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions
Alrighty there...One more Burr-tone
Jesus Paul…keep your feelings to yourself…
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K!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 4, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions
Yep just had to get C'webs out
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Whew.
Got by the Bill Hall All Star.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions
OK Gang Votto, BP, Jay, Raymoan and Rosy all have a hit in this game
Its time to put this one away.
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A serious comment, seriously
Where the hell is the Eyewitness Report from the Pittsburgh trip!?
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
Did they all make it back?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 4, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
It better have
I’m suppossed to pick mine up this weekend.
/shakes fist
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 4, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Come to think of it
I haven’t noticed anyone who made the trip around for this game thread. Or is it American Idol night?
by Brendanukkah on May 4, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
They prolly all to Drunked Up
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You have no faith in Gonzoid ?
Well why should you…
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Hey a hit
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 4, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions
No, because BP is the cleanup hitter.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Probably
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 4, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
OK.
Let’s rear-end this Pinto.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions
the hecklers are really really lame
“you look pretty in that picture , Brandon”
Will you stop it with the vegetables
Well it the Land of South Beach
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Now Dusty will have Brandon Bunt
into a rally killing DP…
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You joke but I was at a high school game 2 weeks ago where that happened.
The kid reached on a hit
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 4, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
According to GameCast, he needed a five-iron to hit that pitch.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
the hecklers were yelling "fore"
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on May 4, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Why do we not have a certified Clean Up hitter?
Y
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he's gotta learn sometimes
the only reason i like knifey spooney is a lot of other managers will unnecessarily burn throw a bullpen because of it.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 4, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Our LOOGY dominates e'er'body!
Seriously, my mancrush on Arthur Rhodes is getting out of control.
by Brendanukkah on May 4, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
plus
how much of an advantage does it really provide? most bullpens have enough guys to play matchups no matter what order you bat in…i.e. this game
again
a real small reason to weaken your lineup for the other 90% of the time they aren’t using them
i am saying if you can pull it off it is nice
but i would rather see all lefties in the lineup if they can do it.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 4, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
i mean
i don’t care if the lineup is all lefites or rightes if they are good hitters.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 4, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
You mean, runner on first with less than 2 outs and their thirdbaseman is guarding the line?
Gosh why doesn’t ours do that when Cody Ross is up in the same situation. His double didn’t turn out to hurt, but still . . . what does Chris Speier do again?
He is "Baseball Lonliest Man'
Its a tough gig
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Common Jay.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions
he was working the count
he made him throw an extra pitch.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 4, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Why is George trying to erase my baserunner with HAVOC?
Do I have to remind them again about the hole on the right side
OMG
the ballpark will get power out of guys who don’t usually have power? This hitter’s park bullshit has got to stop. People are getting dumber by the minute.
Yeah, why not walk Bruce?
Hernandez is just going to bunt again.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on May 4, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
this never gets old.
I find myself throughout the day wishing I could post this picture instead of responding to my boss.
Try this instead.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Not sure.
Could you check the rule book?
Is there a way to get on base without a hit?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Dusty must know something about Ramon here that we don't...
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on May 4, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Well Hernia its time to make Mads look bad...and I mean it
Be true to your Swedish Heritage
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We're not to Gonzo yet
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Madville, I will officially never make fun of this geeky kid
if he can end this and allow white people everywhere to be happy. Me, I’ll be happy so I can study
Poop on a stick...where's Hannigan
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I really like the half dozen people...
in a sea of about 30 seats right behind home plate.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
i had that in atlanta once
unfortunately i was 14 and with my parents.
Awkward.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 4, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Who's holding it hostage?
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You'd think Pinto was dialing it up at a hundred as bad as Rosales looked
At least he hustled, Gray.
PENIS
Rosales looks like a penis
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 4, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah, he's a prick

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on May 4, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually, Volquez.
More likely.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Fucking A - where's EdE ?
Wbo’s idea was it to bring this Rook up and ….well damn

Poor fucker is overmatched tonight
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
....wait...
Did we need to substitute Janish here? What the fuck good does that do in an extra inning game with the pitcher’s spot coming up next inning?
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
Well, we know Dusty's not one for the finer points of in-game management
Here’s where I start throwing my disapproving glares at Chris Speier. Hey bench coach, talk a little baseball strategy with the boss!
by Brendanukkah on May 4, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
WTF?

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
that's what I was wondering
Doesn’t make sense otherwise…does it?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
today is a failure
gonzo didn’t play the whole game.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 4, 2009 10:44 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
What happened...did he get traded...please say he gotr traded right in the middle of the inning
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by Madville on May 4, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They're only looking for him to play nine innings
He went above and beyond.
by Brendanukkah on May 4, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
"You have to wonder if there is something wrong with Gonzales"
Marlins’ guys wondering why Dusty would take Gonzales glove out of the game.
REDS fans wondering why Dusty keeps putting him in.
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on May 4, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Burton is on a roll
this may just be the tonic to get him going good again
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ok, im with you
but that fly ball by ugla is outta GABP
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
OK Bhuddafuckwad needs to hit in IEDP
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Was he involved in the Long Island Lolita Case?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
HA
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 4, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions
Oh snap!
Burton sends this Alfredo back to the kitchen
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
Man Love for Jared...The Galleria of Pickoffs
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by Madville on May 4, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
f'ing funny
That you did that to Mads, of all people.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Gamecast say only a 2.3 % chance of the Fishwads scoring thins inning
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That new ball park looks like the Jetsons' house
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 4, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions
I like rooting for underdogs
but not the Pirates! Thank you Brew Crew.
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
i would think you would root for th pirates a lot
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
Something must be up with Alex Gonzales
Unless Dusty was doing a double switch in a parallel universe
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Maybe Janish can get on
So Burton can bunt him to 2nd?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions
Done already and Grande is with you
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 4, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
why not coco
or drh, or has dusty gotten sleepy and wants to go back to his hotel?
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 4, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
if he wants a bunt
why not use a pitcher, who does it?
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 4, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
McFlurry Sighting
Bunt on a stick!!!
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If you're going to Fing bunt
Bring in Arroyo to do it goddamit.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions
"and here's darnell mcdonald"
hilarious if it wasnt so sad. wonder if he will bunt
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
You're telling me we can't put Bronson in to bunt?
Fucking Dusty.
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
New At Micky D's
Bunt on a stick!!!
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Fucking shit piss dam fuck
Bunt now with a position player? FUck shit piss damn fuck sonofabitch
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions
Don't mince words, how do you really feel?
Oh and cubs win.
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
Wow, he was past the bag.
Dusty made him start that at bat with 2 strikes. Bullshit.
And here’s Taveras bunting.
Massive shitstack
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 4, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions
Thanks Dusty for another example of why statistics have no use in baseball
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I see Janish singled
Probably means another couple weeks on the bench for him.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
it was a flooky infield hit
so dusty will probably stick with him. i hear it now: “hes got a hot bat”
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
The Norris Hopper of Leadoff Homer Power Hitters
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I am at a loss for words.
I used all the cuss words I know already.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions
Hey look, Willy bunted too
I wish the Outside Observer would visit to tell us why Dusty’s a genius after that inning
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
Ty Cobb would have loved Dusty
… you know if he wasn’t black.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 4, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Why in the holy hell are we afraid to take a full swing at the ball?
these are professional baseball players, for christ’s sake.
I think he will be brought on to bunt later.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Our announcers are just stupid
They think Bill James was a philosopher and sabermetrics is a way one measures a sword. Stupid idiots. If you’re a position player, you have to be able to bunt. WTF? Doesn’t Darnell give up enough outs when he swings. Why make it easy?
In case we get a lead in the 13th inning that will never be played because Lincoln's about to fuck this up
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on May 4, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Dummy.
Non-save situation.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
He would have love to kick him in the nuts, Black or White
Ty didn’t cotton to losing or repeatedly making the same unsuccessful decision over and and over and over and over.
Coco is a “Closer”…Lincoln is not.
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Sorry about missing the reply button...call me Dusty
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Ryan Hanigan the only unused bench player
He’ll be bunting next inning.
and Volquez will be pitching 4 innings of relief tonight.
Owings, actually?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 4, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Cordero and D-Ray are the only two left in the 'pen, right?
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
Good point, they better finish this shit in 30
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on May 4, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
my dad is in here
and he is eating that shit up. talkinga bout how it is the american leagues fault because they force NL minor league teams to use DHs.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 4, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
my dad has a hatred of the DH
5th starters, bullpens, anything that is a part of modern baseball he hates.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 4, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I wish I could add more, because it's embarrassing that the the Reds' broadcasters are the only guys in the league who do this.
They’re that much dumber than the rest of the league. And idiots actually believe them!
holy hell
Did Lincoln get out of that?
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