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Cincinnati Reds at Milwaukee Brewers, May 31, 2009 2:05 PM EDT


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Cincinnati Reds
@ Milwaukee Brewers

Sunday, May 31, 2009, 2:05 PM EDT
Miller Park

Micah Owings vs Yovani Gallardo

Sunny. Game time temperature around 65.

 

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W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2009 - Micah Owings 3-5 4.78 1.53 30 24

W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2009 - Yovani Gallardo 4-2 3.32 1.07 56 22

I hate when I get my hopes up and this team does what they've done the last two nights.  C'mon Micah, get us at least one game from this series!

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Fuck You

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 12:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate this guy

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Getting the requirement

out of the way early, I see

by ThePensive on May 31, 2009 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The last time I did that the Reds won

I’m hoping for a repeat performance

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No kidding

Cincy has to head into St. Louis on a high note.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn straight

then comeback to Cincy and bust up the Cubs

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you

back in the states yet?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yessir

Though I’m leaving for Chile in 8 days.

by chesirecat on May 31, 2009 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't worry

It’s already been done a few times.

by chesirecat on May 31, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope the emptiness of the game thread means that people are outside enjoying the weather instead of watching tv

I myself am going to enjoy this game poolside. That water’s looking pretty good right about now. What a beautiful day!

Baseball worshiped here.

by Daedalus on May 31, 2009 1:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No

I’m just watching Mythbusters and finding out that nipple piercings could potentially be bad if an EMT doesn’t know what their doing while using a Defibrillation.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also

Things that blow up are fun.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Come on C-Dick

Start this thing off right

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

First pitch and C-Dick shows bunt

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gallardo is making us look stupid.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

KKK

Nice start guys.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Racist?

Yes. And shitty hitting.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Got that right.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Twas.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, the first time through Milwaukee they talked about that

It had something to do with bat speed or something.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shit. Walk.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

they haunt

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on May 31, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So I've heard.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh oh

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on May 31, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crap.

Hit and run that works.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

now donut man is up

..damn…lucky that was foul

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on May 31, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

God damn I hate Fielder

That was too close to being out.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That made your butts pucker, didn't it?

I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.

by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 31, 2009 2:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

More like prolapse, but yeah

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was almost in full celebration mode

I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.

by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 31, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nix has some good range

I know he was a CF, but still. That dude gets to a lot.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

fiking cameron...

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on May 31, 2009 2:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

..fucking

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on May 31, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damnit damnit damnit

Why the fuck do I root for this team?

Fuck.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

game over!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on May 31, 2009 2:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

One T

kthanxbai

I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.

by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 31, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Even Worse

The man doesn’t even have a real name

by chesirecat on May 31, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know.

What’s wrong with that kid’s parents, that they would do that to him?

I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.

by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 31, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

cough Laynce cough

by ol Pete on May 31, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And that made me hate him

I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.

by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 31, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's a brewer too though.

But a “mat” is something one wipes their feet upon.

by chesirecat on May 31, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, but I will make exceptions for studs

I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.

by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 31, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was rather gay sounding

I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.

by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 31, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He held them to 2 runs

I can deal with that … for now.

I do think we can come back. I’m just not happy about having to do so.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I feel like he hits Brewers pitching rather well

I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.

by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 31, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

kerplunk

larue’d

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on May 31, 2009 2:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice job Brandon

way to take one

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Lynebacker wants to send one out.

by ol Pete on May 31, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That would be nice

but I’d take a single right now. Any kind of hit.

Never mind another K.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Once again...

waiting for the 3-run homer!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on May 31, 2009 2:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

havoc...

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on May 31, 2009 2:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wild Pitch

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

KKKK

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

A walk

which I fear will lead to an inning-ending DP

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

shh

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on May 31, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course the Reds have yet to hit a ball fair yet

so that’s a stretch.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

walk...

now its up to sea bass..

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on May 31, 2009 2:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Start with the fat ones

/redundant

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.

by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 31, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HOLY CRAP A HIT!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Berry held him

but that was good.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No the ball hung up there

Phillips had to wait to see if Cameron was going to come up with it.

by RedConn on May 31, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly my thought.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome

KKKKK

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

up to Micah

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on May 31, 2009 2:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on Micah

Help yourself out. Atone

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

stepping in the bucket

i dont recall micah diving in the bucket previously.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on May 31, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He looked really bad there

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bash away

I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.

by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 31, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll call the hospital

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Christ on a crutch

I already killed myself samurai style last night, I can’t take much more of this.

by chesirecat on May 31, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm on board with this

I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.

by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 31, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

God I hope you're right

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lohse ain't right

and they were talking about starting Brad Thompson AKA the puppy kicker.

by ol Pete on May 31, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

KKKKKK

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

we should have sent the runner

20/20 hindsight’d

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on May 31, 2009 2:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No shit

at least then it wouldn’t have been 6 straight Ks

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Change of pace from all the Ks?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HEY ANOTHER WALK!!!!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

but-

wrong team!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on May 31, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

dammit micah

didn’t you learn last inning..

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on May 31, 2009 2:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That was close at first.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

looked out to me

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on May 31, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hopefully his contract was assassinated

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey look.

Runners on the corner with one out. Deja Vu.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And now a run scores.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lead-offs, no less!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on May 31, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

one, anyways

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on May 31, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

both lead off walks scored..

micah not helping his cause

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on May 31, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who you gonna call?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

All right C-Dick do something Epic

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm assuming so, yes.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HOLY CRAP

are they taking out Gallardo?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 2:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yes

great move. shake up his rhythm, perhaps?

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on May 31, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Made him put on a long sleeve shirt to cover it.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whiny Reds hitters

I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.

by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 31, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

long sleeve shirt..

unfortunately its not that hot tonight

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on May 31, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FSN here freaks me out

Yovani walking off with the trainer. Turns out that Dusty claimed his band-aid was distracting his hitters. A LaRussa move if there ever was one.

by ol Pete on May 31, 2009 3:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG

An out that wasn’t a K!!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 3:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

nice defense .....

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on May 31, 2009 3:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

chipping away

Errors will haunt

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on May 31, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

the only way we get on is if they fuck up.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 3:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Minus that one single

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES NO SHUTOUT

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 3:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hey a run !!

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on May 31, 2009 3:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BRUUUUUCEE!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 3:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is bullshit, now. Fuck you guys.

I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.

by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 31, 2009 3:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Why is there a dude wearing a Cubs jersey behind home plate?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 3:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Because those jag-offs are everywhere

I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.

by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 31, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And some douchebag fake wannabe Brewers fan gave him his prime tickets

I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.

by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 31, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK WRIGLEY AND FUCK THE CUBS.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I like you, B. But don't make me choke you out.

I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.

by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 31, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm through liking the Brewers

We need this win. Bad. If you’re gonna be here, you’re gonna get smack-talked today.

by Brendanukkah on May 31, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have to leave in a half hour, unfortunately

Old man conned me in to some bullshit

I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.

by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 31, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

me too

suddenly i’ve developed the burning hatred for them that had been lacking. i’m happy it’s finally arrived.

i’m thoroughly convinced this is going to be the new rivalry for the next several years.

Baseball worshiped here.

by Daedalus on May 31, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get in line

I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.

by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 31, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bruce got a hit

(ducks – looks skyward)

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on May 31, 2009 3:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Another hit

RALLY CAPS ON.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 3:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

bloops and dinks, keep em coming

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on May 31, 2009 3:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

INDEED

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

bloop bloop bloop

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on May 31, 2009 3:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

still waiting...

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on May 31, 2009 3:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

KKKKKKK

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 3:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't seem to bother the Brewers

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

KKKKKKKK

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 3:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

8 Ks a week!

Beatles’d

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on May 31, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too bad

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I'd like to see Masset get a couple starts coming up

with owings PH-ing more

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 31, 2009 3:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hello fellers

What did I miss?

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 31, 2009 3:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

A bunch of bullshit

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK MIKE CAMERON

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 3:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Good afternoon y'all

I got better things to do than listen to this bullshit

by chesirecat on May 31, 2009 3:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well shit

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 31, 2009 3:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Can we package Owings and Bronson for a decent #4 and bring Homer up now? :)

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 31, 2009 3:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

agreed

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on May 31, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was just seeing if obc was here or not

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 31, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

just got in from tossing baseball with mini-me

im not about to miss a Micah at bat

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on May 31, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You drop things just to see Micah bat?

Really?

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on May 31, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

coincidence

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on May 31, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sure it is.

You get a signal transmitted to your brain whenever one of your boys is making an appearance.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on May 31, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Micah sucks at batting when he's on the mound

5-22 as a pitcher with 1 RBI
3-7 as a pinch hitter with 3 RBI.

/small sample sized

by chesirecat on May 31, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stick Masset in there

and let Owings be a longman with no double-switch

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 31, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHY THE FUCK IS LINCOLN UP?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 3:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We have officially given up on this game

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yessir

RR needs to give up as well. Enjoy the weather!

by chesirecat on May 31, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was doing that before the game

Took a walk to the Masonic memorial to George Washington. I was led to believe that there was an animatronic George inside, but he seemed pretty stationary to me. I’ll say this though: Masons can design rooms with acoustics like you wouldn’t believe.

by Brendanukkah on May 31, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn straight they can.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

two of 'em!

I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.

by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 31, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shut up

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 31, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now I understand why people pick up smoking.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 3:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Just had a menthol, myself

I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.

by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 31, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy Hell a Double

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 3:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm not prepared for us to have AN offense.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

cxcx!

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on May 31, 2009 3:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

KKKKKKKKK

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 3:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

well now we might as well root for him to get 20

maybe embarrassing this team will get them in line.

probably not.

Baseball worshiped here.

by Daedalus on May 31, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clemens-esque

Or at least reminiscent of when Randy Johnson struck out – how many? 20? – Reds way back when.

by Brendanukkah on May 31, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

9 strikeouts in 3.2 innings

Two non-strikeout outs. Jaysus.

by Brendanukkah on May 31, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Walk that walk Chris

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 3:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah, i don't get that

i would have never guessed based on my impressions of his season.

question – if you get on first for fielder’s choice, does OBP go up? cuz it seems like he hits into a lot of FCs.

Baseball worshiped here.

by Daedalus on May 31, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i guess he's probably walked a lot, right? because he sure ain't hitting.

and guessing without looking it up, he probably hasn’t scored many runs.

Baseball worshiped here.

by Daedalus on May 31, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only 12 Runs

A lotta walks, but he’s starting to hit again too.

by chesirecat on May 31, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FC does not count for total bases

it’s basically just an out, like a typical ground out.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 31, 2009 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

crazy predicion

Cherry is gonna be swinging for the fences

by ol Pete on May 31, 2009 3:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

still waiting....

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on May 31, 2009 3:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Have I mentioned how much I hate Prince Fielder?

Because I do.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 3:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm about to say screw this and go golfing

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 31, 2009 3:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i was about to go for a bike ride

but then about two minutes ago these massive dark clouds appeared from seemingly nowhere. i think it’s the impending monday coming in.

Baseball worshiped here.

by Daedalus on May 31, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

why?

is there anything there but old civil war battlefields?

Baseball worshiped here.

by Daedalus on May 31, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Civil war grave sites.

/bad tasted

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If there was a battle. Most likely there would have been dead too.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Two battles there actually

Bull Run and Son of Bull Run.

by Brendanukkah on May 31, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

where i worked when i first came to dc

i had to travel to manassas a couple of times. those were the first civil war sites i’d ever seen, and though they were just empty grass, i thought it was cool.

Baseball worshiped here.

by Daedalus on May 31, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he was just making a joke.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on May 31, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No. I wasn't.

Nevermind.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

me either

I grew up off of Union Cemetary Rd in Cincy. Yup, from the Civil War. The only battlefield i’ve ever been to is Gettysburg and its pretty powerful.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on May 31, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

too soon!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on May 31, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

An exhibitions construction firm

Get to go on the final walk through before heading to Boston to see the installation.

by Brendanukkah on May 31, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

holy crap, nighttime is here already

sux! it was a perfect day. where the heck did this come from?

Baseball worshiped here.

by Daedalus on May 31, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

good plan

im getting outside again. any storm damage up north?

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on May 31, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't see anything

But I knows it was naaaaaasty

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 31, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hate to say it ...

but nice catch.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 3:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s a butcher according to the braintrust over at bleedcubbiebleed

by ol Pete on May 31, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BP!!!!

HOME RUN!!!

We don’t totally suck!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 3:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm out kids

Going to intimidate the hell out of some trees.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 31, 2009 3:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Go get 'em, tiger.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on May 31, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's the Man, again

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 31, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

when hanigan becomes starting catcher

who wants to bet they’ll sell green hanigan jerseys?

Baseball worshiped here.

by Daedalus on May 31, 2009 3:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HELL YES WE GOT US A RALLY

(Cue gratuitous Chris Dickerson pic)

by chesirecat on May 31, 2009 3:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Like this

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 31, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hanigan decides not to score

Replay shows 3rd base coach motionless

by ol Pete on May 31, 2009 4:04 PM EDT reply actions</