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Game 48 Thread: Reds at Brewers

Cincinnati Reds at Milwaukee Brewers, May 30, 2009 7:05 PM EDT



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Cincinnati Reds
@ Milwaukee Brewers

Saturday, May 30, 2009, 7:05 PM EDT
Miller Park

Aaron Harang vs Dave Bush

Mostly clear. Game time temperature around 70.

 

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W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2009 - Aaron Harang 5-4 3.36 1.31 56 15



W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2009 - Dave Bush 3-1 3.92 1.11 42 15


Aaron Harang has pretty much owned Milwaukee over the last 2 seasons to the tune of a 2.50 ERA over his last 5 starts facing them.  Unfortunately, at the Reds have been known to do with Harang, he only has a 1-0 record in those 5 starts.  The current Brewers roster has hit Harang fairly well (10 HR in 247 AB), but Harang has managed to hold them to just a .311 OBP, which has helped keep their run production down.

Dave Bush has handled the Reds pretty well the last two times he's faced them, giving up just 10 hits and 3 runs in his last 15 innings against the Reds.  Willy Taveras and Brandon Phillips are the only 2 hitters to have faced Bush more than 10 times, and neither have hit all that well off of him.

Hopefully the loss of Joey Votto, who is clearly the heart and soul of this team, does not affect their mental state too much.  This road trip is too important for them to not be on their game.

Go Reds!

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Hitting second, No. 30, the Duece

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on May 30, 2009 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In a poor choice for third, with a life-time Little League average of .224, playing an effective second

Farney.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hope everything with Joey is not too serious.

But that’s all we can hope.

"Carpe Diem"

by Duckerr on May 30, 2009 6:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

In the 5th slot Weird old uncle Mads

A fucking RBI machine (and unlike Joey Votto I have a penis.)

"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana

by Madville on May 30, 2009 6:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Why are people allowing Larry King to sing 'Take Me Out To The Ballgame"?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 6:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Didn't he just write his memoirs?

I saw him on an elevator once and was actually surprised at how old he looked.

That was ten years ago.

by ken on May 30, 2009 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah he's totally Mr. Burns old.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Isn't he married to someone like 1/4 his age, too?

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on May 30, 2009 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who King?

King’s been married like 7 times or something.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lineup

Chris Dickerson 8
Jerry Hairston 5
Jay Bruce 9
Brandon Phillips 4
Laynce Nix 7
Ramon Hernandez 3
Alex Gonzalez 6
Ryan Hanigan 2
Aaron Harang 1

Taveras out with a tight hammy.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 30, 2009 6:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Why are there seagulls all around Wrigley field?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 6:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm well aware of that ...

it’s just that seagulls usually aren’t all over the playing surface at Wrigley and divebombing in and out of the picture. It’s like ‘Birds’ at the Friendly Confines. I was curious as to what drew them all there.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, yes. That would be true. As are the Dodgers (not really, but ... ya know)

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm off down to boozer to watch this game

…and DC United.

…and the Cavs.

…and drink.

I’m going to drink until I get sympathy dizziness, then puke when I think of our coaches’ inability to turn Todd Coffey into an effective bullpen pitcher.

Go Reds, go!

by Brendanukkah on May 30, 2009 6:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What about the Stanley Cup Finals?

/avoids shoe flying at head

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i have no signature to refer to

…I’m the same with birthday and leaving cards at work – the pressure of forced wittiness!
feels dizzy, throws up, hits homerun

by the_howler on May 30, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i just looked it up

i guess it was some comment made in a political debate. one guy called the other a blank slate, and the other guy got really offended. i vaguely remember it

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 30, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

CHERRY!!!

Shit that was quick. 2-0 Reds

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I mean...

This has to be steroids, right?

by chesirecat on May 30, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was in the Mitchell Report

I’m just sayin’.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bruce looked lost up there.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 7:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BP!!!

Holy Crap this is awesome.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 7:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

um wowies

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 30, 2009 7:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BP!!!

Whatever Dusty said in that meeting must have been awe inspiring

by wishfuldrifter on May 30, 2009 7:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That or Dave Bush.

Either way I’m happy.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And now a walk.

Bush looks awful.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 7:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

did he get taken out?

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 30, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now, but he did have a meeting on the mound.

Got a DP out of Hernandez to end threat

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And a GIDP

At least we got 3… hopefully Harangatang can hold it… that may be all he gets tonight

by wishfuldrifter on May 30, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damnit Raymoan. DP.

Still good opening inning.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

oh

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 30, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's everyone driking?

I’m working on some Little Kings. Because I’m cheap. And I miss Cincy.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

powerade zero

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 30, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alan.

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 30, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would absolutely LOVE to have this team come home in 1st...

It may even coax me to go to a Cubs game just so I can see the big C on top of the board in right

by wishfuldrifter on May 30, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm going to the 1st and 3rd Cubs' games!

My first Reds games in 5 years, so excited.

by chesirecat on May 30, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They fly flags that have the standings in the division

There is a blog that has a pic all the time.

by ol Pete on May 30, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I see Hairston gave me another home run.

I like having Reds on my fantasy team.

In other news, I have a party to attend:

6:15 pm: VEGA DJ set
7:00 pm: Estelle (sponsored in part by IFC and Panhellenic)
8:00 pm: Student DJ
8:30 pm: N.E.R.D. (sponsored in part by CSI)

http://groups.northwestern.edu/mayfest/

In case you were curious!

by jsl413 on May 30, 2009 7:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy Moses!

I thought the game was at 8, checked just to make sure and I could scarcely believe my eyes. 3 big ones!

"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon

by Colin Auscapee on May 30, 2009 7:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

but I am a little salty I missed those hrs

"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon

by Colin Auscapee on May 30, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Come on Aaron get out of this jam.

Now.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice K Aaron

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Now get this fatass out.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Adam Harang seems to be overly strong tonight

the gun could be off, but I don’t remember the last time i seen him hit 96

"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon

by Colin Auscapee on May 30, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you should know

that when people say “adam” they’re being all ironical

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 30, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I figured that out after the first time.

by e.c. matter on May 30, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's an inside joke

This site full of cliquish bastards is chock full of them

by chesirecat on May 30, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cliquish foot fairies.

by e.c. matter on May 30, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

we also like to use the subject line

"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon

by Colin Auscapee on May 30, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lets go tribe

a land known far and wide for a lack of short, bold messages

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 30, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Subject Line

I posted there once. This place was dead.

by e.c. matter on May 30, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

even better

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 30, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well.

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 30, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK.

I knew that was coming.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, that was nice while it lasted

"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon

by Colin Auscapee on May 30, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

God damn. I can't stand Prince Fielder

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He even smiles like a shithead.

/angry
//bitter

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Umm, so... yeah.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on May 30, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

prince fielder is a foot fairy

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 30, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I just read that post, and I was amazed at it.

In retrospect it seems to be just beyond bad taste with what is currently going on with Votto.

by orex121 on May 30, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I also can't stand how loud the crowd in Milwaukee sounds.

I don’t wanna hear that artificially amplified garbage. Don’t they have a way to mute it.

by jsl413 on May 30, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think it is sold out isn't?

It is just ‘fans’ at an actual ballgame. The Reds used to have that.

by orex121 on May 30, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I mean, it doesn't sound natural.

It sounds like they’re all screaming into microphones. I’ve been in loud stadiums (remember when David Ross walked off against StL on dollar hot dog night a couple years ago? That was loud. So is the Big House) and arenas (The United Center) but nothing like that.

by jsl413 on May 30, 2009 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Big House is meh ...

Fourth best in the Big Ten at best when it comes to crowd noise. It’s hard to be raucous when you’re jinglin’ your keys.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hopefully

Bush continues to suck and we get a few more runs

by wishfuldrifter on May 30, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HA HA

Fuck you Bill Hall.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Struck the hell out.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seems like a long time since he’s had a big game or even a big hit, but the memory lingers.

by ol Pete on May 30, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It still stings though.

And he fucked over the Cards last week.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Absolutely not.

I think he just might have changed his Hall-Star ways onto another team. Which is good.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

True but he still seems to be Mr. Clutch for some damn reason

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alrigth, 2 outs, man on second

DON’T GOD DAMN BUNT.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 7:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

YES C-DICK!!!

RBI TRIPLE

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 7:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And it's only the second.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ugh that was ugly.

see what i get for using hyperbole.

by orex121 on May 30, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

C-dick with a triple

He’s going for the cycle

by wishfuldrifter on May 30, 2009 7:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Damnit.

I thought we were going to score on that WP.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 7:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

At least we took the lead there

Maybe Harang can hold it this time

by wishfuldrifter on May 30, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bottom of the order.

by ol Pete on May 30, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh, hello good sir

here to spread cheer and good will as always

"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon

by Colin Auscapee on May 30, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jerry, that swing looked awful.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he certainly bombed

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 30, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jay has looked completely confused in both of his at-bats today.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Im convinced he has to have a good AB his first time up

If he doesn’t it seems like he struggles all day

by wishfuldrifter on May 30, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bet Fielder would make one hell of an OL.

And I mean that in a good way. For a big dude he really knows how to move and use his body. And he sure as shit isnt’ clumsy.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he is 5' 11"

that is too short

"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon

by Colin Auscapee on May 30, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really?

No shit. There are few guys that small. But you’re right not exactly ideal size.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In De Face!

I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.

by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 30, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hang on a minute

I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.

by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 30, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shit

Tubby’s a bitch man. That guy is just killing us.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Good K by Harang there

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dorito chin put a hex on you

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

well played

"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon

by Colin Auscapee on May 30, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

reply'd

"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon

by Colin Auscapee on May 30, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ain't no thang.

Just earnen the G’s.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah I'm not sure where those are coming from.

I just find the photos, I doensn’t make them.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK!

HAVOYC

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That was crap

Raymoan smoked that ball

by wishfuldrifter on May 30, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It wasn’t that hard, but replays here are inconclusive whether Y was out or safe. How about there?

by ol Pete on May 30, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice poke Gonzo.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HANIGAN!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Take me to Haniganistan!

"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon

by Colin Auscapee on May 30, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Haniganman!

I llike that he is our “backup” catcher

by wishfuldrifter on May 30, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SEND HIM BERRY?!!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Not your slow ass back-up catcher.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

a legitimate query

"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon

by Colin Auscapee on May 30, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn, he almost manned up on that

I thought he had his first career. Harang’s hitting has really improved. He used to be so shitty.

"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon

by Colin Auscapee on May 30, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I read a story earlier this year (ESPN?)

about hitting pitchers and they interviewed Dunn about Harang and Dunn said that Aaron wasn’t that bad it’s just that his bad speed is incredibly slow. He also said that he expected Aaron to hit one out one day.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why are they playing the JV promos?

that shit is gonna make me cry.

"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon

by Colin Auscapee on May 30, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

on my TV it just showed him staring at the camera

He was just checking up on us and nodding his approval

by wishfuldrifter on May 30, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just because I like you guys so much, I give you...

A Candid Brewers Dance Team Pic

I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.

by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 30, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Tramp stamp

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

giant file

"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon

by Colin Auscapee on May 30, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

can't make it smaller

I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.

by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 30, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There is nothing wrong with tramp stamps.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on May 30, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wasn't saying there was

just pointing it out.

It was a thing on Deadspin a few years back. They once posted a photo from a beach party and there were like 6 tramp stamps in the photo. From that point on every photo with one was pointed out.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You and your Deadspin.

"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"

by Ash on May 30, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You and your, uh booze?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also, haven't really read it since Will left.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its still good. DUAN is where its at

I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.

by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 30, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

DUAN was always great.

I do miss that. (Work too much to actually enjoy it.)

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he was not particularly effective today

"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon

by Colin Auscapee on May 30, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sure he was

he gave us 5 runs… probably could have been 6 or 7 if Berry didn’t screw it up

by wishfuldrifter on May 30, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

/massively understat’d

by ol Pete on May 30, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hope for tomorrow!

Let’s tire out that pen.

by chesirecat on May 30, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The dude's terrible.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know the weird thing is that he dominates teams fairly often. He’s had a no hitter going into the 7th or 8th 3 times. His stuff looks the same too. He has a lot of fans.

by ol Pete on May 30, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Career line isn't great but better than I thought

- 149 141 6 3 875.0 869 461 429 124 199 590 46 47 0 1 - 4.41

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Honestly?

I have no idea what happened there. Ignore it. Nothing to see here.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think its a dash immediately before and after does that.

by ol Pete on May 30, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s gotten some pretty good results this year. He drives me nuts.

by ol Pete on May 30, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Surprisingly good.

I’m blaming Hoffman for that

I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.

by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 30, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well. it is already there

I doubt it will decrease

"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon

by Colin Auscapee on May 30, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lies

He can reverse pitch

by wishfuldrifter on May 30, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Volquez and Cueto better be lifetime Reds.

Them and Bruce and Votto. Kind of like Atlanta’s pitchers and Chipper Jones/Andruw Jones (minus sucking)

by jsl413 on May 30, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If the administration is smart then they will be until they start sucking

But i have a bad feeling that we will do something stupid and get rid of some or all of them

by wishfuldrifter on May 30, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If they could somehow keep this rotation together

And build around Votto/Phillips/Bruce, could be a helluva team for a few years. Especially if Homer straightens up and they find a way to get Yonder and Votto in the same lineup. Assuming Yonder works out.

by jsl413 on May 30, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I, for one, am glad that the Reds did not draft Derek Jeter

"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon

by Colin Auscapee on May 30, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I kinda am too

He’s another guy that I never really liked… but that may be because he’s on the Yankees

by wishfuldrifter on May 30, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOW HOLY SHIT CDICK!!!!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

C-Dick Catch!

catch Dick Catch

by orex121 on May 30, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Un fucking real

I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.

by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 30, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He did?

I shit myself.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That better fucking be #1 on SportsCenter

Nothing is going to top that, LeBron be damned.

by chesirecat on May 30, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What's a Sportscenter?

I’ve never heard of that, maybe that’s because I like to get sports news about teams that aren’t BOS, NY, or LA.

by jsl413 on May 30, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And he's up working on his perfect night

maybe that went into the decision to pull Dickerson.

by ol Pete on May 30, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

er, Bush I mean

by ol Pete on May 30, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

See Dick ball.

"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon

by Colin Auscapee on May 30, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Our love affair had waned in April

But it’s back and better than ever!

by chesirecat on May 30, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Um, dick and fire usually shouldn't appear in the same sentence.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Personally, no.

But there is plenty of sympathy.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You never know

maybe Owings has another monster game and confuses the BrewCrew for the DBacks

by wishfuldrifter on May 30, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I ran a search for Chris Dickerson and this is the first photo that popped up

Yeah, that looks about right.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

awesome photo, man

"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon

by Colin Auscapee on May 30, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Apparently

there is a Chris Dickerson that is some world famous body builder. And that’s him. There are, litteraly, pages of photos of this dude.

/no homo

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is the funniest

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cherry having a pretty nice game tonight too

Maybe they can keep this up for the next 2 weeks while we wait for Votto to come back

by wishfuldrifter on May 30, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You're a jinx

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Common BP elevate the baseball

"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon

by Colin Auscapee on May 30, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s lookin to back foot one out of here.

by ol Pete on May 30, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you blame Berry for both?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah,

I’m confused too. I’m going to drop it.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least one is Berry's fault.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Idiot

That was a reply to jsl413

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Damnnation

We lose this game and I’m committing seppuku

by chesirecat on May 30, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I prefer the synonym Harakiri

because it sounds more baseball relevant.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HEY!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

God damn Fielder's good

Think about the first basemen in this division: Pujols, Fielder and Votto. That’s unreal.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Shit, how could I forget

Man that’s a loaded position in the NL Central.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who's that last guy?

I heard about this Berkman guy too, I think he is pretty decent.

And also FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon

by Colin Auscapee on May 30, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK STICK

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Excuse us, fellas

I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.

by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 30, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bangarang.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice.

I like yours more.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lotta ballgame left

"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon

by Colin Auscapee on May 30, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK

Get him out of there.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate life

why am I a reds fan, eternally cursed to misery?

by chesirecat on May 30, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs