Joey Votto - Mangina
by BruzFan on May 29, 2009 10:25 PM EDT
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PrintOk, I know Votto is the man and all, and hes probably my 2nd favorite player after Phillips, but comon man, seriously? Your gonna leave a huge game with divisional implications on the line again????? You would have to drag me off the damn field! It seems like every fucking day he is leaving another game in the 3rd inning. I want to pull my damn hair out!
So Joey, please, for my sake, for the Reds sake, and for all of man-kind's sake... stop being such a pussy and grow a set.
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Please stand at a plate while people throw 95 mph at your head while you're feeling dizzy
Then register your complaint.
The Fuck is this?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions
I thought the dizzy wasn't a problem
At least the last time, it was supposedly “side effects from the medication.” I dunno, maybe the meds give him the shits or something…
You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris
by cesarhernandez on May 29, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions
thats just my opinion
Brendanukkah…. i am a college baseball player myself and I suffer from migranes… i experience a 50% loss of vision when they occur due to a “lightning-like blurs”. i was pitching in a big conference game when i came down with one in the top of the 5th inning. the catcher had to give me the signs by touching either his mask, chest, or cleats rather then the usual. i would up staying in the game with my head pounding, and unable to see the batter, and completed 6 innings. so yea, i know what it is like. it sucks, but sometimes you need to just toughen up.
delete the thread if u want, doesnt take anything away from these three facts:
1. i am a huge reds fan
2. votto needs to toughen up
3. the reds need him to win
if it is not obvious to any of you why this upsets me, then you must not care about winning and the reds finally have a team that can compete. when you aren’t a “great” team, every game counts. joey needs to be in there. period.
i guarentee you the old timers laugh at how pampered players are nowadays. cal ripken jr. is the perfect example of a guy who embodied the game, and played it with every bit of toughness/passion in his body.
rip on me all you want, i am just saying something that is true, despite the fact that you guys might not want to hear it.
You might want to have that checked out
The irrationality thing, I mean. Maybe the migraines too, while you’re at it.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
I laugh at how Pampered old timers are now
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Double rec'd
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't a fool and an idiot.
Not only do you do your team a disservice by playing under those conditions, you also run the risk of a serious or career ending personal injury. Plus only an immature egocentric college baseball player considers himself so important to the team that he wears his ‘toughness’ as some kind of badge of honor and testosterone rather than look at the total picture. I mean looking at both the value of his team(short term picture) the value of his own health and career (long term picture).
Only a coach who’s has no real concern for his/her players would ever permit a pitcher with a migraine compete ‘in a big conference game’. Your coach’s motives sound extraordinarily self-serving. He sounds like a selfish pussy.
As a former baseball, basketball and premiere level select soccer coach for many years I would bench any player for playing under the condition you describe. And I didn’t have a multi-million dollar business riding on any of my players health..
So Buz…may I call you Buz..hopefully it will be sooner than later when you look back at this post and realize how irrational it truly is.
I am a huge Reds Fan
Votto is an integral part of this and player of great personal discipline
It will be hard for the Reds to without a healthy Joey Votto.
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
by Madville on May 29, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
This is the most intelligible thing I've seen you write in a while.
Congratulations! And rec’d.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
My management ( and parental as well ) brain kicks in to gear and I can't help but preach a bit
when someone who is obviously intelligent and talented chooses to be irrational and self-destructive.
Most of the time I prefer wallowing is cyber-haze…enjoying all of you fascinating and brilliant younger people. But this shit makes me crazy…
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
Buz, your FanShot!
Woof!
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
And green'd
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Very Deadspin of him in a wild age-reversal way
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Preach, brother, preach.
We Are ... Marshall!
by Thundering Turtle on May 30, 2009 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions
you are a soccer coach...
you coach a bunch of foot-fairies… your whole team is probably pussy which is why you were probably forced to bench any player that had a paper-cut.
by the way, try telling that to curt schilling (bloody sock), or brett favre (played through numerous thumb and bicep injuries) or byron leftwich (couldn’t walk and led team to comeback win at marshall), or even kerri strugg!
the list goes on and on man… you have your opinion, i have mine. just because you took the time to write out something that agrees with the overall opinion on this “reds fan” site, doesn’t mean that you are correct. nor does it mean that i am correct, for that matter. all we can do is disagree.
but i think we can all agree that the whole world is a bunch of PUSSIES!!!!!!
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
All right ...
Brett Favre is a media-attention whore and you are a homophobic assbag.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe one day
you will get someone to laugh… eh, probably not.
He's made me laugh for several years.
You… well, you just run around talking about manginas and “foot-fairies.”
You lose.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
I coached women's team for 13 years and sent 17 girls to play D1,2, & 3 college soccer.
I know the difference between gutting it out and being foolish.
I know the difference between an ankle sprain and a migraine.
I don’t only disagree with you, I worry about you – if you’re talented enough to play college baseball you are a very fortunate person. You don’t want to end up like this guy – 
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
please.....
i can throw a baseball faster then you bust your load during sex… actually, wait… ok, you win there.
"Right over those mountains!"
“How much you wanna bet?”
by Brendanukkah on May 30, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
he's 60 years old
I guess your “fastball” must take hours to get to the plate.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on May 30, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Let's have a pissing contest while we're at it!
I bet I can spit a watermelon seed further than you- same with hocking a loogie.
Seriously man?
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
yeah it was so awesome that Schilling was not effective in 2005.
not saying he wasn’t amazing in that game, but there is a huge difference between the ALCS and a game in May against a division foe.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 30, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Oddly enough Curt Schilling and Brett Favre are both total douche bags.
I believe we’re making a pretty strong correlation between douchebaggery and “toughness”… or ketchup stains. Hell, if we wanna talk tough, I finished baseball practice with blood running down my leg and ruining my shoe from a cut that actually cut into the muscle in my leg. And yes, I too, am a douche bag.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on May 30, 2009 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes but you play the game the 'right way'
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
Haha, pete
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
foot-faries?
St. Louis Cardinals... defying win expectancy since 2008
by vivaelpujols on May 30, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Everyone's cooler online
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU4XpXWwUsg&feature=related
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Brad Paisley
did not get cooler in online. Everyone else in his video did.
Question: If I surround myself with actual awesome people (read: Bill Shatner & Jason Alexander) do I look awesome too, or do I just look like an even bigger idiot?
Gotta be careful about the people you hang with.
Also, get Votto right. This is scary stuff. Just ask Esasky.
I hate country music but I love that video and I thought it fit this situatiaon
also, 100 percent agree on Votto.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes, that's it.
Well, that, and the fact that, like you, I don’t’ believe this guy’s story one iota.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Uh
i am a college baseball player
Sw Texas A&M State junior college doesn’t count
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
Yeah, it's actually not even as impressive as SW Texas A&M JC
But of course, since he’s making shit up anyway, who gives a shit.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on Jun 1, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
that was pretty funny
who writes those jokes for you?
Reply'd
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Misogynist much?
Give birth. And get a bikini wax. Then get back to me.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Lay it on girlfriend!!!
Hell yes.
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
my mom had a stroke and because of it she is permantly dizzy
her dizziness is at different levels some days being tolerable and some days rendering her unable to drive a car. I’m guessing if dizziness won’t allow some people to drive cars, than Joey Votto probably shouldn’t be on a baseball diamond. It would be awesome to watch him strike out on 3 pitches looking, because he has no fucking clue what is going on.
You sir need to go back to fay’s blog.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 30, 2009 12:25 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Come to Red Reporter for the intelligent baseball discussion...
But stay for the detailed analysis on what constitutes a “mangina” and “foot fairy.”
i mean boobs might have a mangina
and really how many of us haven’t made a mangina at some point in our lives?
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 30, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
So...
Just to clarify- Having Joey Votto dizzy and impaired as far as hitting goes, makes him more valuable than another player who isn’t dizzy. That makes perfect sense. Thanks so much for your wonderful opinion.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
This guy's 12 right?
I mean
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 12:54 AM EDT reply actions
I don't even go to this school
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 30, 2009 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Speaking of clits...
Joey is much more of manclitoris.
When he is in the game, he is pure pleasure.
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on May 30, 2009 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions
I could just lap him up!
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on May 30, 2009 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh pops,
our beautiful and sordid dance continues.
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on May 30, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
This site may be cliquish
but this thread has absolutely nothing to do with that and everything to do with the fact that you are wrong. But then you are a college kid, so I’m pretty sure you don’t know shit about shit, which is made most obvious by you calling Votto a pussy. Since you get migraines you must know exactly what he’s going through, right? Players have had to retire because of symptoms like Votto is having, so for you to pretend like all he has to do is man up is asinine. Keep on pretending you have any idea of what it’s like to facing Major League pitching on a nightly basis while dizzy. I’m sure it’s just like playing Division III baseball.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 30, 2009 7:31 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
i like that this site is a clique
it weeds out the idiots and foot fairies
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
Foot fetishists are fine humans.
I may strike you down if you’re not careful. Hush.
I heart Man Mounting.
LOL
why dont you go F-Off slyde… you are a loser. you know nothing about how to run a good baseball blog, and clearly you do not understand how to accept 2 sides of argument. that is why this site is garbage. you are your online butt-buddies try to gang up and jump all over my back just because i said something you don’t agree with. the only person who is wrong here is you. your stubborness is going to cause you to lose a lot of readers, not that you write anything smart on here anyway.
the fact that votto is on the DL now just shows u what a pussy he is. oh my god, he has stresssss now. wow. your getting paid the big-bucks to show up at the diamond and play the game you love everyday. how stressful can that be? guys turning into a headcase as we speak.
you're right
We’re all a bunch of losers here. You wouldn’t want to associate with us. Trust me on this. Best thing to do is go away immediately, and never come back.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
bubba
haha dont worry… i wont stick around this shitty site, i’d much rather discuss baseball with real people… not losers who hide behind their online ID names and type up stupid one-liners, and then proceed to laugh at how funny they are. the mere amount of time and effort you all put into this site is the biggest joke of all. get a life. this site is like being in high-school.
take a step back for a second. look at yourselves. its pathetic. you sit on a computer for hours at a time typing to your online buddies, whom youve most likely never met, about the reds. you guys are awesomeeee. i think some of you need to go get girlfriends or something. anything is better then sitting on here and bullying around newcomers to the site. you all need to seriously re-evaluate your lives…
a girlfriend?
Eyew! They have vaginas!
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
oh snap
I am having an existential meltdown! Everything I thought was important is trivial and worthless! All those things I placed no value on, now I see that those are the ONLY important things. Thank you so much, BruzFan.
This will be my last post, everyone. I’m off to join the Army.
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on May 30, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
probly because
you and BubbaFan don’t have girlfriends. Not sure about andromache and Ash — maybe they could use one too.
New Jersey, apparently
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Gosh.. I've been married for 34 years...I have a son who's 25 and
3 daughters s0 Buz,,,may I call you Buz? Let me tell you about them
One is 28 and married – she would kick you sorry ass
One is26 and single – she would enjoy kicking your sorry ass
One is 21 ans single – she wouldn’t waste her time
None of them would find your uncontrolled anger and self repulsion sexy or interesting..
Especially my two youngest, both of whom played college soccer (Div 3 and Div 1)
Oh i forgot that’s not a real sport…
BTW I have had the pleasure of meeting several RRs face to face and have not found them wanting in intelligence, creativity, social skills or exceptional attractiveness (well BK….) but you probably will never read this final rebuttal because:
1. Your head is now too far up your ass to be able to read
2. You’ve run away to some other Baseball sight where everyone ‘does’ agree and all share a common perception regarding sports and athletes.
3. You’ve come to terms with your sexual ambivalence and are too busy sitting in your closet weeping.
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
by Madville on May 30, 2009 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
because I agree and also because … what’s your daughter’s number?
/not creepy I swear
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm 25, so age-wise, I don't think it would be too weird with any of them ...
although, the 21-year-old is the same age as my little sis, so that could be odd.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Type up stupid one liners and laugh at how funny they are
Actually… touche.
Also you’re not a newcomer to this site. You just don’t post here often. I realize that masturbating to “300” requires a certain time commitment.
( < speed of BruzFan pitch)
by Brendanukkah on May 30, 2009 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I would agree with that only ...
that’s from an old Deadspin rant from, like, 2 years ago.
Clever. But not original.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions
and you my friend are one of the many reasons we choose to hide behind these ID's.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on May 31, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Think it has more to do with
the flimsiness of your side of the argument- an argument based upon comparing our best player with the degraded, patriarchal, women hating notion of the vagina.
Well I think you are off on both accounts. Joey is clearly trying his hardest to get back on the field as much as possible but is being inhibited by health issues beyond his control, and the vagina is by far the most creatively powerful organ in existence within the animal kingdom.
Or maybe you are right, Votto is a “mangina.” The most creatively powerful in the animal kingdom.
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on May 30, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually
I agree with every word of this. But since you are too nice to be crude Verka, let me say this, go fuck yourself Bruz. You are a self fulfilling prophesy.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on May 30, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
he also used the elipse at the end of the sentence which seems to indicate that he had more to say- even though he apparently doesn't.
Shame, shame.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
So I am no longer the dumbest poster on RR now!
thank you!
Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!
by Zach K on May 30, 2009 8:07 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
I lolled
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on May 30, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions
You have to look at the bright side
With 36 career home runs, Votto has the most home runs of any non-penised player. May be a new market inefficiency.
Also, the older I get, the dumber “college students” seem to be.
there is so much to learn about baseball on this site
For instance I just found out that Joey Votto has no penis…Wow…what is the previous record for home runs by a non penised player…?
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
Nick Esasky
He only hit 13 dingers after his junk fell off.
by riverfront76 on May 30, 2009 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
The Reds should DL a lot of people
But they dont, instead expecting them to grow a set. And consequently, we’ve played probably about half of the season effectively a man down.
by Brendanukkah on May 30, 2009 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Ever consider he might really have a problem?? He works out all the time.
by dillsborodave@yahoo.com on May 30, 2009 1:11 PM EDT reply actions
looks like he might be a head case
since they just put him on the DL for “stress related issues.” whatever that means. anyone have a guess?
this freaks me out.
Castillo is up in his place, right?
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
I kinda thought it might be something like that
Wikipedia has a special section on it:
Chronic anxiety is a common side effect of labyrinthitis which can produce tremors, heart palpitations, panic attacks, derealization and depression. Often a panic attack is one of the first symptoms to occur as labyrinthitis begins. While dizziness can occur from extreme anxiety, labyrinthitis itself can precipitate a panic disorder.
I don’t think he’s a head case. I think it’s likely physical, and related to his ear infection.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
yeah
At least for this season. It’s treatable. Might take them awhile to find the right treatment, though. I wouldn’t be surprised if he misses a lot of time this season.
Look at Khalil Greene. And Dontrelle Willis.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Why would you make these comparisons, BF?
There is something physically wrong with JV. Has it ever been alleged that the same was true for either of the other two gentlemen?
Also, mods, where is the little gray bar story about Votto’s DLing, so we don’t have to discuss it in this lame setting.
"I lay my head on the railroad tracks, and wait for the double E"- Warren Zevon
by Colin Auscapee on May 30, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think the cause really matters that much
when it comes to the prognosis. Anxiety disorders are not uncommon, and nothing to be ashamed about. There likely is a physical cause behind them, even if there’s no ear infection involved. They are treatable, but it takes time to get the medication, etc., right. Dontrelle is back in the saddle after missing six weeks.
Agree that there should be a separate story on this. Of course, you could write one yourself. :)
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I used to have aniety disorders until I comitted my life to
Heavy drinking. Preferably Wild Turkey and diet Coke or Tangeuray and Tomic chase with a wuss beer like a Coors. I gave up on traditional meds like LSD, Pot and Amphetamines…no matter how many took I still felt edgy. then I moved to less conventional (alternative) medicine – Soapers, morphine and Rhinoceros tranquilizers – but that stuff just made me tired all the time.
Nothing to be ashamed of…
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
Nah I've still several roches in my ashtray
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
Are you saying that Votto is going to come back and be the ace of the rotation?
cause that would be cool.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
I understand Buz's frustration
But I don’t think the problem is with Joey’s manness, the problem is how this has been managed. If Walt and Dusty would have manned up and made the decision 2 weeks ago, so he could get his shit straight then we probably wouldn’t be in this mess.
Hopefully everyone in his familiy is okay.
by Dave from Louisville on May 30, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions
Good points from a rational adult..
Dave from Louisville…the ground of rational thinking.
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
meep meep
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
I'll jump in
I’ve been reading this site for weeks and have enjoyed all the comments. Wish I had something funny to say here, but I don’t. I can tell you that 8 years ago I finished a 3 mile race in a non-important track meet which I finished the last 2 and a half miles with a stress fracture in my leg. I wish my coach had pulled me off the track, but I felt I had something to prove, man up with a set, and finish in unbearable pain. I couldn’t walk for a month, and today, 8 years later, I can’t do more than half jog for a quarter of a mile before I have a pain running up my shin. Some non important event had that effect and I’d hate to see Big Joe wind up with more long term issues. It’s killin me, and my fantasy team, too to see Big Joe sitting the bench but I’d rather see him sit a month than end his career. Votto is not making “the big bucks” and I don’t believe it’s stress. If he’s too dizzy to see straight, whats the point of watching him strike out four times a game or give up a costly run by having his fifth error of the game. Makes no sense to lecture a man on MANNESS. Let the man get better and get back healthy.
by Jack Armstrong started an All Star Game on May 31, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Green'd on his first comment
And he’s already gotten a Madville mis-reply…
Don’t let it go to your head, big guy.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
better start to his career than Jay Bruce?
discuss.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Jun 1, 2009 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Hatcher, Baker and Pole regarding RR
Billy “You ever read the Read Reporter Blog Skip?”
Dusty " Is it about fishin’?"
Billy " No man, interesting takes by intelligent fans on the Reds"
Dusty “Intelligent fans…ain’t that a oxygen moron”
Billy " Um you mean oxymoron"
Dick “What are you callin’ me Hatch”
Billy You might enjoy it Dick, good discussion about Big Joe and his recent problems, dizziness and stress"
Dick" Who’s big Joe"
Dusty " Come on Hatch lets get a couple of cold ones before the game starts"
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
i think you might kill this
you should lay off, and pick your spots.
Bloop
by justin007000 on Jun 1, 2009 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
If you say so Justin...
Justin: ‘Mads you’re drivin’ everyone crazy around here with your weird pictures, strange unintelligible comments and now with these mock conversations"
Mads “Whadya mena Mock, Iknow Billy Hatcher..I know Bob Cas..”
Justin" Mads…."
Mads " Ok I’ll just blow me."
Justin" And I thought Marty was crotchety".
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
Jack...may I call you Jack ?
Let me be the first to say ‘Hi and welcome’…it is always good to new folks show up and participate…esp. if they agree with me.
I used to run track
Before I discovered alcohol.
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
Bruz
…if you’ve ever played the game of baseball, you’d know that the one thing you do not mess with is a player’s head. It’s not just a headache. Just ask Ryan Freel or for that matter Nick Esasky. There’s no way you can be a baseball player, not the least at the collegiate level (if you were a ‘real man,’ you’d own up to who you are), have any respect for what players go through, and think the way you do. You need to get off mom and dad’s computer, go outside and play some baseball, and while you’re at it grow up.
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