Game 47, Thread 2: Cueto's second chance
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 9:14 PM EDT
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PrintAfter some early wildness and Prince Fielder's home run put Cueto and the Reds in a 2-0 hole, Hernanigans got things tied back up. Braden Looper is still kicking our ass, but it's a new ballgame, bitches!
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SECOND!
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Third.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Great caption, btw.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
I don't get it either.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
It was disgusting and from battlekow
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
You still shouldn’t click on his links.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
From the department of redundancy department.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
You don't want to
It refers to some awful link in the first thread.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Worse
Easily worse.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Nunsense
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
You are correct sir
I had forgotten about/repressed that.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
MIL
great to see the premium seats behind the plate filled with asses.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
I'm going to try to sneak down there tomorrow
…with a “BCB NOT RR / BRENDANUKKAH DENIES THE HOLOCAUST” sign
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
Try "Ashnarronlovechild."
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
That. Would. Be. Awesome.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
I'll be dvr'ing the game now just in case, thanks
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Brendan, once again, that photo caption is pure fucking gold
Rec’d
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions
3B ump
is wearing a long sleeve jacket in a ballpark with the roof closed. think he’s trying to make weight?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
Would anybody have understood a Louden Swain reference here?
I was about to make one, but then it occurred to me that there might be people who have not seen seen “Vision Quest.”
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
im old enough
nothing better than getting caught smelling the panties
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
Micah pitches Sunday
anyone think he’s on the PH options tonight?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
Or perhaps a two-month wonder
“Did you know that disco record sales were up 400% for the year ending 1976?”
welsh just said something that gave me chills
just think – the reds have the potential to have two or three pitchers in the top five in cy young votes.
no doubt
i dont think they have 3 of the 5 best pitchers in the league, duh. but….harang, cueto and volquez all have the potential to be a top 5 cy younger.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
i say it would be foolish to deal arroyo
he doesnt miss starts and racks up a ton of IP and wins. call me old school, but i like him on the roster big time.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
As do I.
He’s not a Cy Young guy. But he’s tremendous to run out there every five days.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
i don't think arroyo should be traded
he leads the majors in innings since like 2006 or something. and he wins sometimes, too. only goodroyo.
He also seems to get ridiculous run support
Keep trotting him out for that.
Although now that I say that, he went through a long stretch in 2006 without a win, and a similar one in 2007 when he just could not get run support to save his life.
So I have no point.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
You just want him to take you tubing
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
We wouldn't get much for him anyways
May as well keep him in the middle/back of the rotation and enjoy the ride.
Some (like old whit men) would even say
Arroyo because of his ‘Wins’
He is tied for the league lead.
Just saying. Not making an argument for it.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, if you're going to strike out...
Might as well take 10 pitches to do it.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions
Of course, Rosales made up for that
By flying out in two pitches.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
He also popped out on one pitch during his first at bat
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm really getting impatient waiting for Edwin to return
Actually, we really should be playing Janish at third at this point. Or Hairston. Or LLM.
Agreed.
Let the Larper play D&D in the dugout.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
/SWOON
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Stay away, hussy. I called dibs a long time ago!
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
KL does
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
SS = suck
Why are we still starting Gonzo? I really don’t give a sh*t about the fact that he’s a veteran or the money his contact is eating up. It’s about winning. He looks awful when he swings.
Janish really ought to be getting more playing time
But Gonzalez appears to be one of Dusty’s boys. Which is odd since he didn’t play at all last year.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I think he might be getting Gonzalez confused...
With Neifi Perez.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
He did say there's only one Alex Gonzalez
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Walkin' along
Singin’ his song
Walking in a Gonzalez wonderland.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on May 29, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Apparently there's only one personalized fan song
David Beckham and Ricky Hatton will now fight over ownership.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
did anybody else get slightly irritated when
Keppinger got delt and you realized shortly thereafter that gonzalez was going to be playing a lot? i sure did. he’s just doesn’t seem to be on the same page as anybody in the dugout or on the field.
by ryaneversole on May 29, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
You didn't realize before the season that Gonzalez was going to be playing a lot?
And honestly, if Keppinger was playing shortstop, there’s a good chance I’d be more annoyed at him than Gonzalez. Dude can hit, but he’s like a garden gnome out there.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
well
I just assumed that we wouldn’t keep sticking with him. I don’t see any reason to hold on to him, considering what we have in the minors and what’s available on the market. SS is kind of a historic position for the Reds. Why let this hack have the job when he’s not cutting it?
by ryaneversole on May 29, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah!
Trade him for Royce Clayton!
I’m no Gonzalez fan, but it was pretty evident that if he was healthy (definitely not an automatic assumption) that he would play. I’m pretty much counting down the days til he’s off our team.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Who do we have in the minors that's ready to play SS
The best option is Janish, and he’s kind of meh, isn’t he?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Not meh enough to be getting as little PT as he is, though
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
agreed
I just don’t see anyone waiting to come in and be a game changer. I think Janish should be playing more, but I consider him only a slight upgrade over Sea Bass.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Janish should at least be setting up Cordero
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
I do that a lot
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
grande's a super nice guy
and he was my partner at redsfest vs slyde.
im a loyal dude. step off!
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
ive heard a lot worse
its just we listen to him for 140+ games a year. the gig isnt easy, pretty damn hard imho.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
The French judge gives Cueto a 6.5
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
Nice bunt.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions
Nice bunt.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
Nice bunt.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice bunt.
This is fun, I like making MC Escher steps.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
For it to be really Escher-esque, this post would have to connect back to my eel porn link
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
No way am I clicking on that
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
"This video is not available"
(Yeah, I clicked)
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm going to report you to the authorities
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 29, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
here was the worst bunt by Weeks
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
here was the best bunt by Weeks
Fixed it
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Hi Everybody!
I noticed that Cueto is throwing a one hitter! The Reds must be winning huge!
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Hey there.
Click on any of battlekow’s links?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
He's throwing like my old friend, Mr. McGregg
With a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Shit! Slyde's here!
Hide the liquor! Battlekow, put the porno away!
Shit, we are in so much trouble.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
There go my plans for streaking
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Oh, hi Slyde
I warmed them up for you.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
And our fucking eels
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
3 bunts, 3 outs?
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
just got here - Votto not feeling well again?
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
Yes.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey guys
Loved the MST3K-Mitchell references earlier.
Guys started scoring as soon as I left the bar and stopped watching the game.
Hope I don’t fuck it up by listening to it.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
Ash gets credit for Mitchellness
she started it and I just went along for the ride.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Bruce hits a home run?
He gets a box of hamdingers.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I dunno
But Joel Robinson found an escape pod in a box of them.
Not that I want Bruce to escape.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Common Johnny.
Throw strikes, please.
(But not the kind that go right down the middle of the plate.)
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions
Nix, however has a good arm.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Hoping for a sombrero for Cameron.
I think Gomes has one somewhere…
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions
NIX!!!
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
NIX!!!!
EVERYONE DAYNCE!!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions
Ixnay on the oringscay, Aunbray!
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Words cannot express how disgusting it is being beaten by Laynce Nix
He’s just determined to help the Brewers lose whether he’s on their team or not.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
Ok, then try this:
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I heart Nix!
he’s a better defensive outfielder than Dickerson! And he can hit!
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
Hi, hello and welcome.
And don’t click on battlekow’s eels link.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Take it from me, a diehard Reds fan
There are way better blogs out there for you. This is a sinking ship.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
I thought we were friends
you are SO not coming to my sweet sixteen party!
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
You can actually hear the crickets in your game thread, brother
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that a Buddy Holly Milwaukee joke
cuz, I think it’s too soon for that.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 29, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I know
don’t you think it’s kind of sick for them to still be playing in Milwaukee? Sounds like a Jean Paul Sartre novel.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
They're too polite for that sort of thing in Wisconsin
Heck is other people!
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
All of our regular posters are out
Sittin’ on the dock of the bay. We’re in double trouble.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
Those are the world-famous Brew Crew Ball Raycing Crickets, thank you very much
(please donate, I’m so hungry).
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
Welcome buddy
Enjoy our crude humor and SENTENCES IN ALL CAPS
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
They're called RALLY CAPS for a reason :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Hi, hello, & welcome
Wanna go get a burger two Thursdays from now?
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Hello.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
big part of that is keeping Cueto in the game for the 7th
since he’s at 94 pitches
That, and not allowing a run
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
anyone else absolutely hate that WEBN commercial?
makes me want to turn off the radio!
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
see below
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I think it's the way the lady says ROCK
I, however, don’t mind those commercials.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Or just SHUT UP, ROCK
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
Fort Wayne?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn. Close. (Not really but same state)
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
mindless Cubs fans
redundant!
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Reds fan in Indy here too.
Most Cubs fans I know don’t know anything about baseball though.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
you're about to get told to use the "reply button" by about 20 people
I apologize in advance.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Nope.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
And, of course,
by “about 20 people” he means “once, passive-aggressively, by me.”
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
Oh, and I'm a dick.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
You mean...
“Don’t sell yourself too short,” right?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
oh yeah, Internet Five!
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Another Hanigan walk...
Raymoan?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions
Damn, he was out by 7 feet or so
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Not Hanigan, I assume.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
The Nix throw
It was niiiiiice.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
For a minute there I thought Dusty...
Had run Hanigan.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I think this game may go into extra innings
I still think we got this one
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
Just don't say you can see it in their eyes.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
what's weird is that I usually like orel
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
I'm more of a Steve Phillips guy.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
MLB 2K9'd
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
mmmmmmm, Hazel Mae
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Well, I'm listening to WLW
So I can’t see anybody’s eyes.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I CAN HEAR IT IN THEIR EYES!
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I really like cold Kentucky Fried Chicken
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
By the way, best of luck to my girlfriend
she’s running her first 5K tomorrow, and it’s the Redlegs Run For Home
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
No but I'll tell her I typed that
and she’ll get all weepy
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Think you'll get to third base?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
may I suggest some cold KFC
prior to the run
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on May 29, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Redlegs Run For Home
Sounds like she could use a Tampax Call to the Bullpen.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
"Stop the Bleeding!"
Man, we could really build around this marketing campaign.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK
again
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions
Damn you Cory Hart
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
How can he hit that home run
wearing those sunglasses?
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Corey Hart, from...
KENTUCKY!
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
Clarification:
I’m working off the assumption that knowing he’s from Kentucky will make it easy for you Cincinnatians to hate him.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
He's from Bowling Green
Which is considerably closer to St. Louis than Cincinnati. :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
I am only dimly aware of Kentucky's mere existence
You’ll have to pardon my ignorance of its geography.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
No biggie
As one of the resident KY hillbillies here I know the geography all too well. I actually attended school in western KY for a short time. Not a good place to be.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Cincinnatites?
Cincinnatives?
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
That explains the photo, then.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
So is Jim Bunning
And I hate that douchebag too.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Not again.
I think I’d rather have Bill Hall in the game.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions
I wish I had some story that I had a friend that died in a fire
But it’s one of those internet things that just seems over the line. A touch too personal. A touch too violent. I’m probably just being sensitive here, but I’m not a fan.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
(And now I'm sounding like the new BCB)
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Zing!
I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.
by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 30, 2009 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions
You have to stop bringing the Holocaust jokes over from BCB with no explanation
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
BCB = Brew Crew Ball, silly
The folks at the other BCB (Bleed Cubbie Blue)? They can DIAF.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I like to call it "Bleed Cubbie Bleed"
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
Cueto might lose this game...
After going 7 innings and giving up only three runs. That would suck. Common guys. Get him the win!
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions
Coffey break!
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Bill Hall just touched Coffey
I hope he doesn’t have powers like Jacob.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Tim Horton's.
Stupid canuck bastards. But, damn, they can make some coffee.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
Prince Fielder and Todd Coffey simultaneously realized there was only donut left in the morning buffet
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You owe me a sip of beer
because you made me spit that out
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
4/15/12
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
Never forget
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
yay! The Reds lead the NL in SHits
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 29, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
odd
Brewers fans are doing the wave in a 3-2 game in the 8th inning.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Milwaukee: Where 1982 Never Dies
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
Which one has bigger...
B*tch T*ts?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Butch tuts?
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
"Good Lord. A viking!"
- My wife, just now, seeing Todd Coffey.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
by rjdio on May 29, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
One the two red-headed stepchildren in our bullpen
Son of Clung is the other.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
Yes our back-to-back ESss are good
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions
That would probably be...
The most likely outcome, actually.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Dammit...
If CDick sacrifices here…
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions
RALLY CAPS EVERYONE
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions
BOOM BOOM CLAP
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Hey, battlekow.
I don’t want to ruin it, but we all know how this one ends.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
Yeah, that's pretty much how it's ended for Coffey all year
Rally-killing double play. Sorry to bring the 2009.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
SHIT FUCK DAMN HELL CRAP
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions
Shoulda bunted.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
At least he did not strikeout.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
WELL POOP
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
uh, he doesn't have that gear
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Try to beat the spread
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm excited for Edwin coming back
If only to send Rosales back down.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
COME ON WILLY
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions
Damn
He woulda beat that out.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
nobody gives up HR to Willy Taveras
except Braden Looper.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Crap
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions
damn it all
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Fuck
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
To steal from someone else on here said:
Why can’t this helling team score any runs??!!?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions
So I don't get why the Reds didn't bunt with Dickerson
They bunt in the first inning with a runner on first and no outs, but not in the 8th down by one run?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I think Dusty realized...
That he would get pilloried here on RR for bringing in a position player to bunt rather than leaving Cueto in to do that, and then he had CDick swing away instead.
Either that, or he forgot there were men on base, since everyone knows that you only bunt with no one on.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
That's the thing to do in Milwaukee
/Villanueva’d
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Last time our Villanueva twittered
Pujols called a party foul on him.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
I'm pretty sure he doesn't do that twittering.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
I can imagine Joey Votto coming back to bat
But wearing a big fake mustache and they say he’s “Tony Votto, Joey’s Brother”
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Or Paul Janish
hell, he hasn’t played in so long I don’t know what he looks like.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Your fantasties are weird.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on May 29, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bobby Valentine tried it, I think.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
was that Bobby Valentine who did that?
after being tossed from a Mets game?
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
Yep
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
I like how you guys take my silly jokes
and spin it with some baseball trivia.
Yay!
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I wouldn't mind sending Dickerson down
when EdE comes back – he’s doing nothing for this team. And, with Gomes and Nix playing well, we really don’t need C-Dick.
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
how about a starting OF of Gomes - Bruce - Nix
I would be all right with that
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 29, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
i think he's the old man out
Its either going to be him or Rosales
by Dave from Louisville on May 29, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought he was dead
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 29, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
that's what I think too
Hairston can back up pretty much the entire infield… and Rosales can be the team’s cheerleader and hustle captain.
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
Hold 'em here, Colossus.
I actually am a bit hopeful of scoring a run in the 9th with the people we have coming up.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
Even against Hoffman?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
He's still pretty good though.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
He was drafted by the Reds as a SS
Just sayin’:
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
We need a big inning here
The Reds have to win this game.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
Arthur Rhodes is a bad, bad man!
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
The Colossus stands tall.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
He's not that old
And his year last year was just as good.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd be interested in seeing a game between the Brewers and the Nationals
and counting all the former Reds
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
"Jeff Suppan is an ace!"
- Drunk Brewers fan at Nats game.
“Oops, sorry I spilled two beers on you!”
- Same drunk Brewers fan at Nats game, to me.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh Hells Bells -
here comes Hoffman. Let’s light him up!
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
WHAAAAAA?
George said “Hell’s Bells”? He can say hell but not damn???
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
How the hell am I supposed to talk about hell if I can't say hell?
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
I'm slow
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Not to bash BP but I'd prefer Gomes here.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions
I don't like BP pinch hitting here
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
that would be why
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Cherry must have needed a 5-iron to hit that one.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions
WHAT. THE. SHIT.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Common, Franchise
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
He fucking bunted?
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
Yes he did
He sucks.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
See?
You only bunt with no one on base.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions
what is this team's obsession with bunting!!!
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
They're Japanese
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
They are all masterbunters.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Good job Ray Moan
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions
Can't.
No catchers left.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
BP PH for Hanigan
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
that would have been a good use of BP
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
COME ON KID
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
He had no chance on those
It was ugly.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
BOOM BOOM CLAP?
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
GOD DAMNIT!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions
well shit
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
That one's on Dusty
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions
I agree
he managed that one poorly tonight.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Yes.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
But Dickerson can't pinch hit with two on and drop a sac bunt with no outs.
Stupid.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
this is making my head hurt.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
It all becomes clearer...
If you start with the premise that you only bunt with nobody on base.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I actually came out of my chair when he did it
Amazing, really.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
first pitch bunt
pinch hit for Hanigan, who is hitting .330ish
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Which I think...
Is higher than the OBP of Brandon Phillips.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
This did remind me of the Fiastro.
But I do think that was worse.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Perhaps...
But the Fiastro was worse because it was also a Knfey-Spooney.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Shit.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
have fun with the Game Wrap
I’ll let you take care of this one. :)
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
I'm assuming just a big picture of goatse. would be inappropriate, yes?
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Eel girl might be a bit more topical
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
I just wonder...
if BP’s hand won’t allow him to swing away? If so DL him. And Votto while you are at it
Hope Springs Eternal!
If BP's hand won't let him swing away
don’t pinch hit him for a non pitcher.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Can't do that now.
He would be gone for 15 days from today.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd rather Votto was day by day
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
What does him being in a high school musical have to do with anything?
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Screw this
I’m gonna go eat some cold KFC.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Don't worry guys!
I’m about to beat Milwaukee in the NLCS in my MLB 2K9 game.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
Is that Bronson?
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep jumping off his boat
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
he's riding dolphins and shit
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 29, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The 'Royos splashin' getin' e'rybody all wet
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Yup
What he has to do with anything, your guess is as good as mine.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I got
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not discouraged
That was a poorly managed game, but if the players can have a bad game, so can Dusty.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
Oh sure
but it’s disappointing when the manager is the reason for the loss and not just failure by the players.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
A loss is disappointing no matter what
We’ll rebound.
Because I say so.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I think he needed a lifeline there.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
FWIW
the offense did struggle WAY too much against Looper. No reason for that.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
FWIW
Congrats to Moeller and Badin for making it to the Div. I and III state tourneys. They join Reading which mad it in Div. IV.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions
Rose is West Hi Grad
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
look below at Slyde's shizzy
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Rose did not go to Moeller
He went to Western Hills.
Buddy Bell, David Bell, GusBellsTaint….they went to Moeller.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Exactly
Don Zimmer and Rose are West Hi’s biggest grads
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Adam Hyzdu
That’s him
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
FWIW
This post is not worth anything.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
FWIW
This post is fucking awesome!
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Rec'd out of principle
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
FWIW
rec’d
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
As usual, nice talking with you ladies and gents, and Brendan
See you tomorrow.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
Luke Scott?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I think I'm going to start reading "The Soul of Baseball" tonight to ease my pain
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
My damn weiner kids are here, so no drunken shenanigans
I can still call though if you’d like. :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Only if you promise to tell me about Joey Votto's mangina.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
Also, what's up with the Votto bashing over in the fanposts?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions
Actually, he's only registered here
And has about 45 comments. Weird.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
All I remember about him is that he's from New Jersey and has never seen The Big Lebowski
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
That's two HUGE strikes
and I believe this post makes No. 3.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
i've never seen the big lebowski
and i like new jersey for its cheap hotels when you stay in philly.
2 STRIKES!
;)
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
FWIW
I left it up because I have no problem with those sorts of posts occasionally, especially on a night after a frustrating loss. I think everybody knows how inappropriate it is, but I think the thread also let people blow off some steam and only at the expense of someone who was more than happy to fight anyway.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Appreciated
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions
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