Game 47, Thread 2: Cueto's second chance
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 9:14 PM EDT
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After some early wildness and Prince Fielder's home run put Cueto and the Reds in a 2-0 hole, Hernanigans got things tied back up. Braden Looper is still kicking our ass, but it's a new ballgame, bitches!
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SECOND!
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Third.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great caption, btw.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't get it either.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was disgusting and from battlekow
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
You still shouldn’t click on his links.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
From the department of redundancy department.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on May 29, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don't want to
It refers to some awful link in the first thread.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ah, the one i didn't click cuz it said something super not safe for work?
prince albert’d?
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Worse
Easily worse.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
eely worse
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 29, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that says a lot coming from you
jchfoxbuttplugged
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nunsense
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are correct sir
I had forgotten about/repressed that.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
MIL
great to see the premium seats behind the plate filled with asses.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to try to sneak down there tomorrow
…with a “BCB NOT RR / BRENDANUKKAH DENIES THE HOLOCAUST” sign
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Try "Ashnarronlovechild."
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That. Would. Be. Awesome.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on May 29, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll be dvr'ing the game now just in case, thanks
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brendan, once again, that photo caption is pure fucking gold
Rec’d
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
3B ump
is wearing a long sleeve jacket in a ballpark with the roof closed. think he’s trying to make weight?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Would anybody have understood a Louden Swain reference here?
I was about to make one, but then it occurred to me that there might be people who have not seen seen “Vision Quest.”
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on May 29, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
im old enough
nothing better than getting caught smelling the panties
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Micah pitches Sunday
anyone think he’s on the PH options tonight?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Or perhaps a two-month wonder
“Did you know that disco record sales were up 400% for the year ending 1976?”
by ken on May 29, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If these trends continue...
’ey!
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
welsh just said something that gave me chills
just think – the reds have the potential to have two or three pitchers in the top five in cy young votes.
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
no doubt
i dont think they have 3 of the 5 best pitchers in the league, duh. but….harang, cueto and volquez all have the potential to be a top 5 cy younger.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and to think bronson is leading the league in wins right now
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i say it would be foolish to deal arroyo
he doesnt miss starts and racks up a ton of IP and wins. call me old school, but i like him on the roster big time.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
As do I.
He’s not a Cy Young guy. But he’s tremendous to run out there every five days.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't think arroyo should be traded
he leads the majors in innings since like 2006 or something. and he wins sometimes, too. only goodroyo.
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He also seems to get ridiculous run support
Keep trotting him out for that.
Although now that I say that, he went through a long stretch in 2006 without a win, and a similar one in 2007 when he just could not get run support to save his life.
So I have no point.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You just want him to take you tubing
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
son, he owns mt adams
but i own florence.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We wouldn't get much for him anyways
May as well keep him in the middle/back of the rotation and enjoy the ride.
by ken on May 29, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some (like old whit men) would even say
Arroyo because of his ‘Wins’
He is tied for the league lead.
Just saying. Not making an argument for it.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, if you're going to strike out...
Might as well take 10 pitches to do it.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
agreed
10 pitch ab’s are very rare, and really tax the pitcher.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course, Rosales made up for that
By flying out in two pitches.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He also popped out on one pitch during his first at bat
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm really getting impatient waiting for Edwin to return
Actually, we really should be playing Janish at third at this point. Or Hairston. Or LLM.
by ken on May 29, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed.
Let the Larper play D&D in the dugout.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
/SWOON
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
my future husband
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stay away, hussy. I called dibs a long time ago!
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
husbands are overrated
sugar daddies are the way to go.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
do you live in iowa?
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
KL does
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
its Adonis
right Jerms?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
SS = suck
Why are we still starting Gonzo? I really don’t give a sh*t about the fact that he’s a veteran or the money his contact is eating up. It’s about winning. He looks awful when he swings.
by ryaneversole on May 29, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Janish really ought to be getting more playing time
But Gonzalez appears to be one of Dusty’s boys. Which is odd since he didn’t play at all last year.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
But Baker is convinced Gonzalez was on his ’03 Cubs team
by ken on May 29, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he might be getting Gonzalez confused...
With Neifi Perez.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He did say there's only one Alex Gonzalez
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Walkin' along
Singin’ his song
Walking in a Gonzalez wonderland.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on May 29, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Apparently there's only one personalized fan song
David Beckham and Ricky Hatton will now fight over ownership.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
did anybody else get slightly irritated when
Keppinger got delt and you realized shortly thereafter that gonzalez was going to be playing a lot? i sure did. he’s just doesn’t seem to be on the same page as anybody in the dugout or on the field.
by ryaneversole on May 29, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You didn't realize before the season that Gonzalez was going to be playing a lot?
And honestly, if Keppinger was playing shortstop, there’s a good chance I’d be more annoyed at him than Gonzalez. Dude can hit, but he’s like a garden gnome out there.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well
I just assumed that we wouldn’t keep sticking with him. I don’t see any reason to hold on to him, considering what we have in the minors and what’s available on the market. SS is kind of a historic position for the Reds. Why let this hack have the job when he’s not cutting it?
by ryaneversole on May 29, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah!
Trade him for Royce Clayton!
I’m no Gonzalez fan, but it was pretty evident that if he was healthy (definitely not an automatic assumption) that he would play. I’m pretty much counting down the days til he’s off our team.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who do we have in the minors that's ready to play SS
The best option is Janish, and he’s kind of meh, isn’t he?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 29, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not meh enough to be getting as little PT as he is, though
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
agreed
I just don’t see anyone waiting to come in and be a game changer. I think Janish should be playing more, but I consider him only a slight upgrade over Sea Bass.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 29, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Janish should at least be setting up Cordero
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i just had to mute grande. need a break.
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I do that a lot
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
grande's a super nice guy
and he was my partner at redsfest vs slyde.
im a loyal dude. step off!
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ive heard a lot worse
its just we listen to him for 140+ games a year. the gig isnt easy, pretty damn hard imho.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
4 runs on a combined 3 hits
It’s either impressive or sad.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The French judge gives Cueto a 6.5
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice bunt.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice bunt.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice bunt.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice bunt.
This is fun, I like making MC Escher steps.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
For it to be really Escher-esque, this post would have to connect back to my eel porn link
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
eels?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No way am I clicking on that
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"This video is not available"
(Yeah, I clicked)
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
link worked for me
gotta love vista
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to report you to the authorities
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 29, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice blunt
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats the worst bunt in weeks
c’mon willy…
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
here was the worst bunt by Weeks
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 29, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
here was the best bunt by Weeks
Fixed it
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hi Everybody!
I noticed that Cueto is throwing a one hitter! The Reds must be winning huge!
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 29, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey there.
Click on any of battlekow’s links?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's throwing like my old friend, Mr. McGregg
With a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shit! Slyde's here!
Hide the liquor! Battlekow, put the porno away!
Shit, we are in so much trouble.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on May 29, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There go my plans for streaking
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, hi Slyde
I warmed them up for you.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh shit, slyde's here
we better watch our fucking mouths.
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck slyde
he’s never been to slyder’s with sukr or ash.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And our fucking eels
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
3 bunts, 3 outs?
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on May 29, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
just got here - Votto not feeling well again?
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on May 29, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
never seen anything like it
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do they have Scott Hatteberg's phone number?
Joking, of course.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
by rjdio on May 29, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey guys
Loved the MST3K-Mitchell references earlier.
Guys started scoring as soon as I left the bar and stopped watching the game.
Hope I don’t fuck it up by listening to it.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ash gets credit for Mitchellness
she started it and I just went along for the ride.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bruce hits a home run?
He gets a box of hamdingers.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno
But Joel Robinson found an escape pod in a box of them.
Not that I want Bruce to escape.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Common Johnny.
Throw strikes, please.
(But not the kind that go right down the middle of the plate.)
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Taveras doesnt have a bad arm
its not terribly accurate…
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 9:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I bet he could throw a football over that mountain...
Phone's ringing, Dude.
by rjdio on May 29, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nix, however has a good arm.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hoping for a sombrero for Cameron.
I think Gomes has one somewhere…
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
LAYNCE NIX THROWS HIM OUT DAYNCE MIX!
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
NIX!!!
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
NIX!!!!
EVERYONE DAYNCE!!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ixnay on the oringscay, Aunbray!
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 29, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Words cannot express how disgusting it is being beaten by Laynce Nix
He’s just determined to help the Brewers lose whether he’s on their team or not.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok, then try this:
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heart Nix!
he’s a better defensive outfielder than Dickerson! And he can hit!
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on May 29, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
new to this blog but been a long time Reds fan
by ritomase on May 29, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hi, hello and welcome.
And don’t click on battlekow’s eels link.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Take it from me, a diehard Reds fan
There are way better blogs out there for you. This is a sinking ship.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought we were friends
you are SO not coming to my sweet sixteen party!
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 29, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can actually hear the crickets in your game thread, brother
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that a Buddy Holly Milwaukee joke
cuz, I think it’s too soon for that.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 29, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I know
don’t you think it’s kind of sick for them to still be playing in Milwaukee? Sounds like a Jean Paul Sartre novel.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 29, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're too polite for that sort of thing in Wisconsin
Heck is other people!
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
All of our regular posters are out
Sittin’ on the dock of the bay. We’re in double trouble.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those are the world-famous Brew Crew Ball Raycing Crickets, thank you very much
(please donate, I’m so hungry).
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Welcome buddy
Enjoy our crude humor and SENTENCES IN ALL CAPS
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're called RALLY CAPS for a reason :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hi, hello, & welcome
Wanna go get a burger two Thursdays from now?
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hello.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
big part of that is keeping Cueto in the game for the 7th
since he’s at 94 pitches
That, and not allowing a run
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on May 29, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I never expected to like Laynce Nix as much as I do
Hap tip to Jocketty for that one.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
anyone else absolutely hate that WEBN commercial?
makes me want to turn off the radio!
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on May 29, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
see below
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
SHUT UP AND ROCK
or just, you know, shut up.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think it's the way the lady says ROCK
I, however, don’t mind those commercials.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or just SHUT UP, ROCK
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I don’t mind crudeness at all, I am a bartender
and a Reds fan in a Cubs town so
by ritomase on May 29, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fort Wayne?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn. Close. (Not really but same state)
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah its just me and like two other people that frequent my bar in a sea of mindless Cubs fans
by ritomase on May 29, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
beware of cubs fans
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
mindless Cubs fans
redundant!
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 29, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reds fan in Indy here too.
Most Cubs fans I know don’t know anything about baseball though.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
by rjdio on May 29, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're about to get told to use the "reply button" by about 20 people
I apologize in advance.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 29, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And, of course,
by “about 20 people” he means “once, passive-aggressively, by me.”
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on May 29, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, and I'm a dick.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 29, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
dont be bashful
you’re a huge dick
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You mean...
“Don’t sell yourself too short,” right?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh yeah, Internet Five!
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 29, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another Hanigan walk...
Raymoan?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn, he was out by 7 feet or so
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Not Hanigan, I assume.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Nix throw
It was niiiiiice.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
For a minute there I thought Dusty...
Had run Hanigan.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think this game may go into extra innings
I still think we got this one
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Just don't say you can see it in their eyes.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on May 29, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
orel'd
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what's weird is that I usually like orel
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 29, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm more of a Steve Phillips guy.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on May 29, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
MLB 2K9'd
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not a hazel mae guy?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
mmmmmmm, Hazel Mae
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you would be....
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
so do I
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 29, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I'm listening to WLW
So I can’t see anybody’s eyes.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I CAN HEAR IT IN THEIR EYES!
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really like cold Kentucky Fried Chicken
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
By the way, best of luck to my girlfriend
she’s running her first 5K tomorrow, and it’s the Redlegs Run For Home
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
No but I'll tell her I typed that
and she’ll get all weepy
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Think you'll get to third base?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 29, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
may I suggest some cold KFC
prior to the run
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on May 29, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Redlegs Run For Home
Sounds like she could use a Tampax Call to the Bullpen.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Stop the Bleeding!"
Man, we could really build around this marketing campaign.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK
again
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh god damn it
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn you Cory Hart
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How can he hit that home run
wearing those sunglasses?
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's so he can keep track of visions in his mind.
Multi-tasking, you know.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
by rjdio on May 29, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, what has two thumbs and hates the Brewers?
This guy!
Phone's ringing, Dude.
by rjdio on May 29, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
never surrender, dammit
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Corey Hart, from...
KENTUCKY!
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Clarification:
I’m working off the assumption that knowing he’s from Kentucky will make it easy for you Cincinnatians to hate him.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's from Bowling Green
Which is considerably closer to St. Louis than Cincinnati. :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am only dimly aware of Kentucky's mere existence
You’ll have to pardon my ignorance of its geography.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No biggie
As one of the resident KY hillbillies here I know the geography all too well. I actually attended school in western KY for a short time. Not a good place to be.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
was it in a "dry county?"
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cincinnatites?
Cincinnatives?
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
cincinnatians, son
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That explains the photo, then.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on May 29, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So is Jim Bunning
And I hate that douchebag too.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not again.
I think I’d rather have Bill Hall in the game.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
danny ray warming up
velocitize em in the 8th?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Never surrender can DIAF
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish I had some story that I had a friend that died in a fire
But it’s one of those internet things that just seems over the line. A touch too personal. A touch too violent. I’m probably just being sensitive here, but I’m not a fan.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
(And now I'm sounding like the new BCB)
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Zing!
I don't hate Kendall like everybody else, I'm a non-conformist like that.
by Dikembe Meiztombo on May 30, 2009 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have to stop bringing the Holocaust jokes over from BCB with no explanation
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what's BCB?
ok, i won’t use it. i got it from fark.
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BCB = Brew Crew Ball, silly
The folks at the other BCB (Bleed Cubbie Blue)? They can DIAF.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like to call it "Bleed Cubbie Bleed"
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cueto might lose this game...
After going 7 innings and giving up only three runs. That would suck. Common guys. Get him the win!
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Coffey break!
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bill Hall just touched Coffey
I hope he doesn’t have powers like Jacob.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 29, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Favorite coffee?
mark me down for Peet’s
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Tim Horton's.
Stupid canuck bastards. But, damn, they can make some coffee.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on May 29, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whew! Coffey's pitching
I feel better now.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Todd Coffey. Former Red, now good.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
by rjdio on May 29, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
dick pole'd
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 29, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where did "Titanic Struggle" come from?
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Prince Fielder and Todd Coffey simultaneously realized there was only donut left in the morning buffet
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You owe me a sip of beer
because you made me spit that out
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
4/15/12
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Never forget
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yay! The Reds lead the NL in SHits
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 29, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
odd
coffey tries two pickoff throws with gonzalez on first
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
odd
Brewers fans are doing the wave in a 3-2 game in the 8th inning.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 29, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
aint that odd?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Milwaukee: Where 1982 Never Dies
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow Coffey
if he runs toward Fielder the diamond will tilt
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on May 29, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Which one has bigger...
B*tch T*ts?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Butch tuts?
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Good Lord. A viking!"
- My wife, just now, seeing Todd Coffey.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
by rjdio on May 29, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
One the two red-headed stepchildren in our bullpen
Son of Clung is the other.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rosales!
not bad
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes our back-to-back ESss are good
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Why is this a clear bunting situation?
Ciear???
by jsl413 on May 29, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i think dick works a walk here
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That would probably be...
The most likely outcome, actually.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dammit...
If CDick sacrifices here…
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
RALLY CAPS EVERYONE
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BOOM BOOM CLAP
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, battlekow.
I don’t want to ruin it, but we all know how this one ends.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on May 29, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that's pretty much how it's ended for Coffey all year
Rally-killing double play. Sorry to bring the 2009.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
SHIT FUCK DAMN HELL CRAP
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Shoulda bunted.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 29, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
At least he did not strikeout.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WELL POOP
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BAD BASE RUNNING
Rosie should have stopped
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on May 29, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
uh, he doesn't have that gear
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 29, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WWPRD?
What would Pete Rose do
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on May 29, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Try to beat the spread
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm excited for Edwin coming back
If only to send Rosales back down.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
COME ON WILLY
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Basehitplzkthnx
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn
He woulda beat that out.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
isn't this the situation
that Coffey gave up HR’s for the Reds?
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on May 29, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
nobody gives up HR to Willy Taveras
except Braden Looper.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 29, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crap
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
damn it all
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on May 29, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
To steal from someone else on here said:
Why can’t this helling team score any runs??!!?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So I don't get why the Reds didn't bunt with Dickerson
They bunt in the first inning with a runner on first and no outs, but not in the 8th down by one run?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 29, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Dusty realized...
That he would get pilloried here on RR for bringing in a position player to bunt rather than leaving Cueto in to do that, and then he had CDick swing away instead.
Either that, or he forgot there were men on base, since everyone knows that you only bunt with no one on.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
dickerson sux
he spent the whole pregame twittering.
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's the thing to do in Milwaukee
/Villanueva’d
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Last time our Villanueva twittered
Pujols called a party foul on him.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure he doesn't do that twittering.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 29, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can imagine Joey Votto coming back to bat
But wearing a big fake mustache and they say he’s “Tony Votto, Joey’s Brother”
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Or Paul Janish
hell, he hasn’t played in so long I don’t know what he looks like.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your fantasties are weird.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on May 29, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
raul'd
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 29, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bobby Valentine tried it, I think.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
was that Bobby Valentine who did that?
after being tossed from a Mets game?
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on May 29, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like how you guys take my silly jokes
and spin it with some baseball trivia.
Yay!
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't mind sending Dickerson down
when EdE comes back – he’s doing nothing for this team. And, with Gomes and Nix playing well, we really don’t need C-Dick.
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on May 29, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
how about a starting OF of Gomes - Bruce - Nix
I would be all right with that
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 29, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think he's the old man out
Its either going to be him or Rosales
by Dave from Louisville on May 29, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think janish is the 25th man
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought he was dead
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 29, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's what I think too
Hairston can back up pretty much the entire infield… and Rosales can be the team’s cheerleader and hustle captain.
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on May 29, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
easy on the old jokes
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on May 29, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hold 'em here, Colossus.
I actually am a bit hopeful of scoring a run in the 9th with the people we have coming up.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sergio Leone'd.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
by rjdio on May 29, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even against Hoffman?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he aint what he used to be
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's still pretty good though.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You mean, a Red?
Phone's ringing, Dude.
by rjdio on May 29, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn former Cincinnati pitchers!
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was drafted by the Reds as a SS
Just sayin’:
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We need a big inning here
The Reds have to win this game.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Arthur Rhodes is a bad, bad man!
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on May 29, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The Colossus stands tall.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's really incredible, isn't it?
career year at 400?
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's not that old
And his year last year was just as good.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd be interested in seeing a game between the Brewers and the Nationals
and counting all the former Reds
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"Jeff Suppan is an ace!"
- Drunk Brewers fan at Nats game.
“Oops, sorry I spilled two beers on you!”
- Same drunk Brewers fan at Nats game, to me.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh Hells Bells -
here comes Hoffman. Let’s light him up!
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on May 29, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
OMG
George Grande said Hell’s Bells
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on May 29, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
GEORGE GRANDE JUST SAID "HELL"?!?!?!?!?!!?!!
Not “Heck’s Bells” George?
Phone's ringing, Dude.
by rjdio on May 29, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
former Reds minor leaguer, all time saves leader
bitter!
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WHAAAAAA?
George said “Hell’s Bells”? He can say hell but not damn???
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
he's probably washing his mouth out with soap righ tnow
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's gosh darn confounding.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
by rjdio on May 29, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How the hell am I supposed to talk about hell if I can't say hell?
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on May 29, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm slow
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yes, yes you are
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh did AC/DC do Hells Bells?
Thanks Thom.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Frowny face
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Not to bash BP but I'd prefer Gomes here.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't like BP pinch hitting here
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 29, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
that would be why
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 29, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cherry must have needed a 5-iron to hit that one.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
terrible swing
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT. THE. SHIT.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Common, Franchise
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on May 29, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
dumb dumb dumb
have BP bunt over Micah swing away?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bunt now, but not with two on and no outs.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
by rjdio on May 29, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He fucking bunted?
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on May 29, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes he did
He sucks.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
See?
You only bunt with no one on base.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
what is this team's obsession with bunting!!!
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on May 29, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
They're Japanese
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They are all masterbunters.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Good job Ray Moan
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
PR for hernandez now!
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Can't.
No catchers left.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's playing first
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BP PH for Hanigan
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 29, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that would have been a good use of BP
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 29, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
COME ON BRUCE!
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Now Dusty will put the bunt on.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
by rjdio on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
COME ON KID
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck I'm nervous
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
clap clap clapclapclap
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
guess what pitch he will see again?
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on May 29, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He had no chance on those
It was ugly.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BOOM BOOM CLAP?
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
GOD DAMNIT!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on May 29, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
well shit
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That one's on Dusty
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I agree
he managed that one poorly tonight.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 29, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So BP pinch hit w/ nobody on, and bunted?
Man that’s thick.
by ken on May 29, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But Dickerson can't pinch hit with two on and drop a sac bunt with no outs.
Stupid.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
by rjdio on May 29, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is making my head hurt.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 29, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It all becomes clearer...
If you start with the premise that you only bunt with nobody on base.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
fixed that for you
dickerson can’t pinch hit with two on and drop a sac bunt with no outs.
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I actually came out of my chair when he did it
Amazing, really.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
first pitch bunt
pinch hit for Hanigan, who is hitting .330ish
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 29, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which I think...
Is higher than the OBP of Brandon Phillips.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I get it
BP is 2 for 5 against Hoffman all-time. Narron would be proud.
by ken on May 29, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This did remind me of the Fiastro.
But I do think that was worse.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
IIRC, that was the smallest sample size possible
by ken on May 29, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps...
But the Fiastro was worse because it was also a Knfey-Spooney.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shit.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on May 29, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
have fun with the Game Wrap
I’ll let you take care of this one. :)
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 29, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm assuming just a big picture of goatse. would be inappropriate, yes?
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eel girl might be a bit more topical
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
crap
hate to lose a game when you only give up three hits.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I just wonder...
if BP’s hand won’t allow him to swing away? If so DL him. And Votto while you are at it
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on May 29, 2009 10:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If BP's hand won't let him swing away
don’t pinch hit him for a non pitcher.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 29, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't do that now.
He would be gone for 15 days from today.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Guess it depends on the severity of the fracture
Good thing we’s real good at diagnosing
by ken on May 29, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather Votto was day by day
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What does him being in a high school musical have to do with anything?
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Screw this
I’m gonna go eat some cold KFC.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry guys!
I’m about to beat Milwaukee in the NLCS in my MLB 2K9 game.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Is that Bronson?
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep jumping off his boat
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's riding dolphins and shit
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 29, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The 'Royos splashin' getin' e'rybody all wet
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup
What he has to do with anything, your guess is as good as mine.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
think harder
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not discouraged
That was a poorly managed game, but if the players can have a bad game, so can Dusty.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh sure
but it’s disappointing when the manager is the reason for the loss and not just failure by the players.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 29, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
A loss is disappointing no matter what
We’ll rebound.
Because I say so.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he needed a lifeline there.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK guys
See you here tomorrow night.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 29, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FWIW
the offense did struggle WAY too much against Looper. No reason for that.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 29, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FWIW
Congrats to Moeller and Badin for making it to the Div. I and III state tourneys. They join Reading which mad it in Div. IV.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
maybe the glory days of moeller will return
larkin’d griffey’d rose’d
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rose is West Hi Grad
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oops
wasn’t there someone else big?
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
look below at Slyde's shizzy
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
bell and hyzdu
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rose did not go to Moeller
He went to Western Hills.
Buddy Bell, David Bell, GusBellsTaint….they went to Moeller.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 29, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly
Don Zimmer and Rose are West Hi’s biggest grads
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wasn't there a guy with Pittsburgh fairly recently from Moeller?
Adam H-something?
by ken on May 29, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adam Hyzdu
That’s him
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
FWIW
This post is not worth anything.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
FWIW
This post is fucking awesome!
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Rec'd out of principle
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
FWIW
rec’d
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
As usual, nice talking with you ladies and gents, and Brendan
See you tomorrow.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FWIW
Some dude has hit 5 HR in the last 3 games.
by ken on May 29, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Luke Scott?
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I'm going to start reading "The Soul of Baseball" tonight to ease my pain
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought drinking heavily was your method of choice
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on May 29, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My damn weiner kids are here, so no drunken shenanigans
I can still call though if you’d like. :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only if you promise to tell me about Joey Votto's mangina.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on May 29, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, what's up with the Votto bashing over in the fanposts?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Exactly.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on May 29, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that will be deleted soon
we may go to other sites sometimes, but we never do that kind of garbage
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, he's only registered here
And has about 45 comments. Weird.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
All I remember about him is that he's from New Jersey and has never seen The Big Lebowski
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's two HUGE strikes
and I believe this post makes No. 3.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i've never seen the big lebowski
and i like new jersey for its cheap hotels when you stay in philly.
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huh
I just figured those prices were not nightly.
by ken on May 29, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 STRIKES!
;)
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, it's not the Votto bashing so much as the language in the headline that should get it tossed
by ken on May 29, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
FWIW
I left it up because I have no problem with those sorts of posts occasionally, especially on a night after a frustrating loss. I think everybody knows how inappropriate it is, but I think the thread also let people blow off some steam and only at the expense of someone who was more than happy to fight anyway.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 30, 2009 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Appreciated
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 30, 2009 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
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