Game 47 Thread: Reds at Brewers
by Slyde on May 29, 2009 6:00 PM EDT
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Cincinnati Reds at Milwaukee Brewers, May 29, 2009 8:05 PM EDT
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I know it's only May and there is still a long way to go, but damn this series has me excited! When you've sludged through 8 straight losing seasons, meaningful games after April are always a welcome sight. It's been more than 2 years since the Reds have played a game of this magnitude this late in the year. What's amazing is that there isn't a single player in tonight's lineup who played for the Reds in that last meaningful game (mainly because Brandon Phillips and Edwin Encarnacion are banged up).
I could just stare at Johnny Cueto's stats all night. If it weren't for that stupid 6 walk performance back on April 17th, he'd be having a damn near perfect season. He's gone 7 innings or more in 7 straight starts and he's only allowed more than 3 runs in one of those starts. Over that stretch, he has a 1.98 ERA and has only allowed 4 HR. That's pretty damn awesome.
The biggest problem for Cueto this year has been run support. The Reds have only averaged 3.98 R/G for him this season, and they've only scored more than 4 runs in 3 of his starts this year. I wonder if Cueto and Aaron Harang sit around in the dugout and wonder why Bronson Arroyo gets all of the love from the offense.
The Reds smacked around Braden Looper back at the beginning of May when they last faced him, knocking him out of the game after just 3.1 innings. Looper gave up home runs to Jay Bruce and Willy Taveras that day as the Reds scored 5 runs off of him in route to a 6-5 victory. He beat the Reds on April 15th though as Micah Owings and Jared Burton were hit hard by the Brewers offense.
The Brewers come into this game having lost 5 of their last 6, which comes right on the heels of winning 9 out of 10 games. The Reds have won 7 of the last 11 meetings between these two teams, and they've also won 8 of the last 12 games they've played in Miller Park. The Brewers are a good team, but there is definitely no reason for the Reds to be intimidated heading into Milwaukee.
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The Fay says
still no Phillips:
Willy Taveras 8
Jerry Hairston 4
Joey Votto 3
Ramon Hernandez 2
Jay Bruce 9
Laynce Nix 7
Alex Gonzalez 6
Adam Rosales 5
Johnny Cueto 1
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
by BubbaFan on May 29, 2009 6:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you ALL
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 6:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i bet bronson gives the reds hitters boat rides.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 29, 2009 6:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Braden Looper parties on a pontoon
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like this
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"It's a cold day for pontooning."
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on May 29, 2009 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Mitchell. Coming through. Parden Me. Mitchell."
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"HOT MERGING ACTION!"
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on May 29, 2009 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Andy Kaufman?"
“Why are you so stupid?”
“Thank you very much.”
My personal favorite part of the whole damned episode.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Even his name says 'is that a beer?'"
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on May 29, 2009 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure you've seen these but ...
http://www.zazzle.com/mst3k_mitchell_quote_tee_tshirt-235209054537227624
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had not seen that, actually.
That’s the best they could do!? Meh.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on May 29, 2009 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There were a few on that site, but overall not the best.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Railing Kill!"
Ahahahaha! I’d totally buy that one.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on May 29, 2009 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Watch out for snakes!" is pretty good
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on May 29, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Baby oil!"
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Sorry about the porn - There's a Kilgore Trout piece in there."
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on May 29, 2009 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"How do you like your Scotch, Mitchell?"
“Uh, by the quart.”
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Cedar lattice. Works every time!"
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on May 29, 2009 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"But I'm not a salesman! I'm the Chubby Blue Line!"
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"...it was the third of September, a day I'll always remmember..."
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on May 29, 2009 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"My my my MY GOD, NOOOOO!"
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Who's the puffy guy who's the big blurry sex machine?"
MITCHELL!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on May 29, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"That Mitchell is one fat s—"
“Shut yo’ mouth!”
“I’m just talkin’ ’bout Mitchell!”
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Booze is good food."
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on May 29, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Can you hurry it up, we've got a head wound back here!"
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, that I don't remember.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on May 29, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's Crow or Servo
talking for one of the golfers at the park after Mitchell shoots a dude in the leg.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
really? Hmm.
Well, speaking of which:
“Oh no! Mr. Trevino’s been hit again!”
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on May 29, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Reynolds Wrap, keeps freshness in, can’t keep Mitchell out."
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My theory
You give up some runs, you get some runs in return. Pay it forward, Johnny.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damnit!
I just remembered that the game starts at 8 tonight. I can’t wait that much longer.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 6:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
can someone explain the boat jokes?
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 29, 2009 6:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
non-aquatics just don't get it
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 29, 2009 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hate being "out"
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 29, 2009 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
we are all really proud of you though
it took a lot of courage.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 29, 2009 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well first there's this (may be NSFW)
http://www.bustedcoverage.com/?p=12173
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 6:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
reply'd
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on May 29, 2009 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, yeah yeah
STFU
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on May 29, 2009 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll get in line behind the midget and dude with three toes
;)
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently I have a very exciting evening to look forward to!
Is that three toes total, or three on each foot?
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on May 29, 2009 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
why are you planning to do somethign special for each toe?
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 29, 2009 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
She sucks toes.
Dirty toe sucker.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope, just curious.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on May 29, 2009 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's three toes TOTAL.
Which? That’s for you to find out.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then there was this (the Enquirer seems to have taken the original story down, so this is the best you can get)
http://ballhype.com/story/arroyo_at_home_on_his_boat_cincinnati_enquirer/
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
His boat's name is Nasty Hook
Insert your own joke right……………….HERE.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I noticed Hamilton is only batting .237 w/ 6 homers in 31 games
Is he still battling an injury?
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on May 29, 2009 6:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, he was on the DL for a while
And now, IIRC, one of his hamstrings is acting up again.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on May 29, 2009 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's in the lineup tonight.
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on May 29, 2009 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was day-to-day for a while
but he’s been back in since last weekend it looks like.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on May 29, 2009 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope, I did not remember correctly.
Sore right groin.
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on May 29, 2009 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
For those of you waiting with bated breath for a recap of last night's burger blitz
I’m waiting on a certain someone named obc to email me pictures. Shame on you obc for making these goos people wait.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 7:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay! It wasn't me for once!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on May 29, 2009 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BOOOOOObc
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
every thread needs an
“obc sucks” for good luck!
"Sir, can you please put your pants back on?"
by Ash on May 29, 2009 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Always hate when I have bait on my breath
need to catch some actual fish.
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
by jgoodfri on May 29, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard that book is awesome
should I read it?
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
by jgoodfri on May 29, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you liked fucked up things, then yes.
Personally, I really liked it. Movie is insane as well.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also
Banned in Germany.
Which says something right there.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the movie is one of my favorites ever
it’s like the book except shortened – it misses a lot but it’s brilliant, really brilliant.
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
agreed
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fucked up Book
Even more fucked up movie
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it was a fucked up war.
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not arguing that.
Also, it doesn’t help that I saw that movie for the first time way too early, like 11 or something.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow, i would not have understood a thing at that age
i mean, even as an adult, you miss a lot in the first viewing.
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what I mean
I missed a lot of what it was trying to say, I just knew that this thing was really fucked up.
I watched again in high school and loved it. Read the book in college for a class and loved it even more. My roommate liked it so much he went out and bought the Criterion collection DVD.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think i'm going to rent it again this weekend since it's come up
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good idea
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
is the tin drum what you all are talking about?
its new-book time and im intrigued
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 29, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
The Tin Drum.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That reminds me of
…Eel Girl! (VVNSFAR).
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Way Not Safe For Anyone Really?
You couldn’t pay me enough to click that link. :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're audio files
I didn’t have the courage to open those up.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, they're definitely videos
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
...wow.
It’s like the world’s most fucked up play-doh factory/aquarium.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Very Very Not Safe For...Anywhere, Really
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
(Except Japan)
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, the one day I don't bring my jacket is the one day it decides to really rain here
And my car is a good 5-6 blocks from my office. Needless to say, I got wetter than Colin’s date.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
it only started right as people were leaving work
i find it funny that it’s now getting sunny after my “dry clean only” pants went swimming through the rivers that are dc streets. i gave up on the umbrella after about three minutes of tidal waves inundating the sidewalks as cars floated by. i thought it was fun.
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
I now have put a second USB stick through the washer and dryer and had it work afterward. MicroCenter has the best USB sticks EVAR.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 7:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Congrats to Reading for making the Div. IV state baseball tournament
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Good news!
Bill Hall is NOT in the starting lineup!
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
DRINK!
To our good fortune.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wieters got delayed.
Hold up the hype train
by jsl413 on May 29, 2009 7:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oops they started.
My Fantasy lineup now features the Orioles 1, 4, and 7 hitters, and LAA’s 3, 4, and 6 hitters. Sometimes Philly’s 4 and 5 hitter. I forgot to diversify.
by jsl413 on May 29, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rockies fire Hurdle
Wow, he takes your incredibly cheap team to the world series, and this is what he gets?
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
by jgoodfri on May 29, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I love you guys
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm the life of the party
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's thinking,
“I’ll kill all these women, then steal their boyfriends’ sports memorabilia.”
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
by jgoodfri on May 29, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'll kill your beer like i killed your wife
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 29, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I doubt they're worried
They’re just excited to meet the President.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
yay! battlekow!
what’s it gonna be like in the next several years when every year it’s the reds and the sausages duking it out for the division title? will we become bitter enemies?
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Depends on how you feel about eel porn, I suppose
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Last Jay Leno Tonight Show this evening
warrants mentioning
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
First Conan O'Brien Tonight Show on Monday
warrants mentioning even more
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Weiters flies out to RF in his first ever AB
Melvin Mora tries to tage from second and is out by a country mile.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Can we please get this thing on its way already?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i haven't been this excited for a reds game in quite awhile.
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think because of battlekow
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
(all these OJ jokes are really to commemorate Jay Leno's last night)
So, so fresh.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it kind of makes me sad
i like conan, but leno leaving makes me feel old.
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, and Rec'd
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't know. maybe it's because at the end of this road stand, we could be in first
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Road stand"?
I’m surprised I’ve never heard that before.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's where you by vegetables from farmers and shit.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's only dairy farms here
It’s awkward to put a cow on the roof of your car.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're not trying hard enough.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well...I'm the cow
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know what that means?
Can you explain such cultural terms as you use them please?
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The one I linked to plays on Fox Sports here
It’s hilariously bad and thoroughly grating all at once.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you know, home stand, road stand?
i thought it was funny? oops.
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, it's immediately understandable
Makes more sense than most of the shit Joe Morgan says.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mr. Looper
that’s what Big Bird used to call Hr. Hooper.
If you don’t know who Mr. Hooper is, congratulations on still being young.
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
by jgoodfri on May 29, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
made looper burn 9 pitches
nice
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
by jgoodfri on May 29, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice AB, Cherry.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes it was
Now Our Lord & Savior Joey Votto is up. I’m all tingly already.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's locked in like Phil Spector
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
but won't produce as many hits.
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
by jgoodfri on May 29, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wall of Unsound Baserunning
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
HA!
That was good.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hairston's fuckin' with Kendall, good times
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Until he gets bitchslapped by Kendall of course
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice gut instinct
think that girl’s boobs are fake?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Think the pregnant girl's tank top and short shorts were a bit much?
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shit. Fuck.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's go John-John Phenomenon
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
maybe we should debate jon + kate, or journalism...
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah I think we're good
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What a circus that show is
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on May 29, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're talking about journalism, right?
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
is it journalism?
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on May 29, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why don't they DL BP?
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on May 29, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think he can pinch hit tonight. He's not that bad off.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Zing
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because they haven't amputated any limbs yet.
I think that is the requirement for a DL trip around here.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn, Johnny.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK FUCK FUCK
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Taxi!
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
by jgoodfri on May 29, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ouch
fat boy jacked that one
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on May 29, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That, sir, is disgusting
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well...
That’ll teach me to be more confident in facing Prince rather than Braun.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Braun's intercostal of doom has been bothing him lately
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That will give them the 2-0 lead early, psychologically?
Um, literally too, right Marty?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd be more concerned if it wasn't Braden Looper on the mound.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
As I pointed out earlier this year at some point
His middle name is LaVerne. Shirley his parents were high when they named him.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
puntabulous
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beautiful. Fucking beautiful.
I’d worry about my language, but battlekow is here tonight, meaning that my f-bomb won’t even register on the “flag’d” list.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on May 29, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
you didn't hear?
RR now requires everyone to say fuck something at least once a night.
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am already in compliance!
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on May 29, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck u2!
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah, speaking of that...
Hey Daedalus. I’m going to see U2 in October. Muse is opening.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on May 29, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm going for two shows in nyc, one in chicago (reds are in town that weekend) and sept 29 in dc where are you seeing them
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm also going
to the second Giants stadium show
by ThePensive on May 29, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i can't wait
i’ve never seen them in nyc. should be fun. making a four day weekend of it and going to baseball on the weekend.
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you see The National in DC?
I went to the Sunday night late show. Matt was climbing on the speakers and pouring drinks for the front row. Good times all around.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on May 29, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, i went to both shows on sunday
it was awesome.
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've never seen them live
I can’t wait.
by ThePensive on May 29, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
10X veteran here
no joke when i say my favorite thing to do in life.
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if you were an Ohio grad
it’d be your 2nd favorite thing to do, by a wide margin.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
1) Smoking weed.
(large gap)
2) Seeing The National in concert.
3) Watching SpongeBob. High as fuck.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on May 29, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was awesome.
I was expecting them to be really good. I was criminally underrating them.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on May 29, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
was that the first time you'd seen them?
i’m addicted
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on May 29, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
they're really awesome musicians, aren't they?
my favorite show, though, was the free one on fountain square last october in support of early voting for obama. the air was just different for that show. there was the desperate feeling of hope. it really was incredible!
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also a fall crispness
Or everyone knew things were cool because the Breeders were there.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i took a picture of one of the boxes up there because it said "Pixies"
i just thought that was…nostalgic?
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like Pixies
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
me too
i just felt a sort of sadness when i saw the box.
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope
It’s a group that had a great run, called it quits before sticking around too long and becoming embarrassing, then had a nice little reunion when they needed some money and proved that they could still rock, but didn’t feel the need to make a new album.
More bands should have that career arc.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was talking about small chicks
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
More bands should follow Crass's example
Decide when you form when you’re going to break up, and follow through.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i just meant it reminded me of young times
it made me feel old
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm looking at you, Wilco.
I saw the Pixies on their reunion tour. Very glad that I did. nothing wrong with a mid-life cash grab if you can still bring it.
by ken on May 29, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They were Gigantic
/I hat myself
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Charlottesville, Scott Stadium
Oct. 1.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on May 29, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Black Holes
& Revelations
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well played
Can you work in something about untreatable dizziness?
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Depends if the Goo Goo Dolls are playing or not
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
An even more impressive feat....
is making Fielder look like an adequate defender.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on May 29, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's it!
No more off days, ever! They disrupt our flow.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
time for a flovent commercial im calling it
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shit Voto's out again
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
DAMN!!!!
Jo-eh!!!
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck.
See, it doesn’t hurt anybody.
Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on May 29, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sorry, that picture was a little big.
You can delete it if you want, Nukkah.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on May 29, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cueto's already walked two
I’m a touch concerned.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
kendall got popped by nuke laloosh
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
lack of game chatter = not good
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Huddle together for warmth!
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damnit stop it Johnny.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Strike. This. Guy. Out.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Or that.
That will work too.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
any golf fans in the house?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
As in fans of playing or fans of watching?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
either
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I saw one of those at a department store during Christmas
shits pretty funny AND practical.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
“You’re coming up to the 3rd hole with no rest room in sight. There are no trees or bushes around and you just have to go, what are you going to do?”
On a golf course? Really?
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brewers announcer used to work for the Golf Channel
Damn it, it’s really hard to type “golf” instead of “gold”.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I'm a casual fan.
My brother works for the U.S. Open. He shot 79 at Bethpage Black a few weeks ago.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on May 29, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats my score for 9 holes
kudos to your bro. i gotta thank the HS baseball coach for a wicked awful golf swing
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
why yes....
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 29, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pardon my francais
but fucking shit!
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
is that a sigh of relief?
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a sigh of too close for comfort
And get your fucking shit together!
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well that was awesome Rosie
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
he and his .248 average?
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hate running
but i think im game for the 2010 Reds 5K.
The Reds Community Fund is a great cause.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't run unless I'm being chased.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on May 29, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
we'll tether jch to ya
you just might win the whole damn thing.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No thanks.
I don’t want to end up pregnant.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on May 29, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't run to the end of my street if I was being chased by a werewolf
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
basic training'd
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
When I was a kid there was a 5K that ended on the outfield in Riverfront
It took place between games in a doubleheader. I remember seeing Browning warm up, seeing guys toss in the outfield, and just generally shitting myself in disbelief that I was on the field. Maybe my fondest Reds memory.
by ken on May 29, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice inning at the place guys. What was that 8 pitches?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
*plate
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Braden. Lavern. Looper.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice to see Braun drive the ball at least
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Whoops, wrong blog
You guys don’t care about Braun driving the ball.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We care
In a “we’d prefer that he not” sort of way.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cameron's had a pretty damn decent career, no?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
250/250 with excellent defense is pretty impressive
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
how are your broadcasters?
i’m annoyed with george grande already.
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like most broadcasters
White & fascinated with opposite-field hitting.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I flipped over earlier and they were focused on a pigeon for about a minute
So I’d say it’s a wash.
by ken on May 29, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The one time I watched a Brewers' broadcast...
they showed a picture of Bob Uecker in a speedo.
So, um, I’m OK with Grande.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on May 29, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just be glad you haven't caught Anderson during one of the half-innings where he becomes fascinated with a random word
Recently it was “snafu”, and before that he thought he’d bring back the Dr. Evil-voice “lazer”.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a better inning
More of those, please. And some offense for the lady.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
home runs please
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 29, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
i would rec myself but i cant
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 29, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I gotcha, nice call
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And now no one well
Begging is unbecoming.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok team, let's get some hits for the looks-like-jailbait-but-actually-isn't Alison Lohman
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
on another note
i’m kind of upset that i didn’t know wieters was called up. i’d have gone up there to watch his mlb debut.
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
any guesses on her height?
the legs look three feet long…
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was very surprised to find out her real age after watching Matchstick Men
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm all for equal opportunity
Any requests?
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hi, can I buy you a drink?
I have a boat. You wanna see?
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on May 29, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
his $10M salary is a major turnoff.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
so are his split ends
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
TRADE HIM NOW!
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
settle down, doofus
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you making fun of my lack of wittiness?
cuz yeah, that’s all i got
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, I actually thought that was really funny
For serious.
by Brendanukkah on May 29, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
RayMoan!!!!
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 29, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
great pickup
gotta hand it to Walt for getting him for Freel.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really?
Ryan Hanigan + Ramon Hernandez = two runs? I call bullshit.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
by battlekow on May 29, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Braun + Fielder = Ramon + Ryan
So far, tonight.
by ken on May 29, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOOHOO!!!!
HEY EVERYBODY, THERE’S A GAME GOING ON!!!
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on May 29, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ray Moan is sexy
like Ron Jeremy
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I was going to say for a minute there...
That Braden Looper had a SHUTOUT.
But ah well…Raymoan ruyined it.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
holy crap, reds are 6 in NL in HRs?
what happened to small ball?
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jerry Hairston
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
AND HIS POWER!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm saying it again
his career high is 8. he already has 6. i’m just stunned.
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And I'm still telling you
that at least 3 of those are pop/fly outs in any park other than GABP. Well maybe not in Philly.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it doesn't matter
it’s still may. even if does were three outs, he’s still ahead of pace.
by Daedalus on May 29, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unless he breaks something.
/crosses fingers
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Check out hit tracker
Just one of his GABP HR’s is a “just enough.” IOW, they’re mostly legit.
http://www.hittrackeronline.com/detail.php?id=2009_1188&type=hitter
by ken on May 29, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That looks like two are "just enough" but I could also be reading it wrong.
/Suck with charts
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The second JE was in Milwaukee
I was only talking about his home HRs, per your original comment..
by ken on May 29, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Got it.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 29, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe he's "found it"
i thought he would revert to his career norms.
that said, if he tests positive tomorrow for HGH i wouldnt bat an eyelash.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was already in the Mitchell Report for exactly that, wasn't he?
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on May 29, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
was he?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 29, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
According to wikipedia....
Yes.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on May 29, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Helps to have a guy with 14 of them.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey.
It’s Ash’s favorite unfrozen caveman baseball player.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 29, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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