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Bronson Arroyo, in a hurry to take his boat to Milwaukee, works quickly, wins handily

I'm ridin on a dolphin, doin flips and shit
The dolphin's splashin, gettin e'rybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat motherfucker, don't you ever forget

More photos » by Al Behrman - AP

I'm ridin on a dolphin, doin flips and shit The dolphin's splashin, gettin e'rybody all wet But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets I'm on a boat motherfucker, don't you ever forget


Final - 5.27.2009 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E
Houston Astros 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 5 1
Cincinnati Reds 1 0 1 1 0 2 0 1 X 6 11 0
WP: Bronson Arroyo (7 - 3)
LP: Felipe Paulino (1 - 4)

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The Joe Nuxhall Memorial Honorary Star of the Game

Bronson Arroyo - 9 IP, 5 H, 1 ER, 3 K, 1 BB.  92 Pitches.

Key Plays

  • Michael Bourn walked to lead off the game and scored on Lance Berkman's sacrifice fly.  The Astros offense figured that was enough for the night.
  • Jerry Hairston Jr. told them they were wrong with a solo home run in the bottom of the first inning.
  • Hairston put the Reds up for good in the 3rd inning with a run scoring single to plate Willy Taveras.
  • Then Jay Bruce went to work, homering in the 4th - a solo shot - and the 6th - a two-run shot.
  • Bruce closed out the scoring with an RBI triple to bring home Laynce Nix in the bottom of the 8th.

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via www.fangraphs.com

Other Notes

  • Bronson Arroyo was the first Reds pitcher to throw a complete game in 92 pitches or less since Matt Belisle threw 91 pitches in a complete game against Pittsburgh on April 28, 2007.
  • At 2 hours and 8 minutes, the game lasted only 5 minutes longer than the rain delay in Monday's game.
  • The Reds reached double-digit in hits for the 4th time in the last 5 games.
  • Jay Bruce's two home run game was the 4th in a year of playing in the Majors.  Today marked the 1-year anniversary of Bruce's MLB debut.
  • Hairston's 6 home runs so far this year match his total for 2008.  He needs just 3 more home runs to set a career high.
  • The Reds sweep of the Astros gave them a 6-3 home stand and put them just a half-game out of 2nd place as the head to Milwaukee this weekend.

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I think the Reds are going into Milwaukee with some gorgeous swagger.

 Wonder if BP will be back in the line up..
This team is starting remind me of the ’61 team…nobody thought they would compete either..

"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana

by Madville on May 27, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

no one thought the 90 team would compete either

and i feel like the two are similar, except this team has better pitching.

by Daedalus on May 27, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nobody thought the 2003 team would compete, either

just being a jerk this morning, sorry

Ali Boombaye

by Cy Schourek on May 28, 2009 9:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who apologizes for that here?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 28, 2009 9:29 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rec'd Slyde's photo caption

“Never thought I’d be on a boat
On a deep blue watery road.”

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Poseidon! Look at meeeee!

I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on May 28, 2009 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Never thought I'd see the day

When a big boat coming my way

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 28, 2009 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i was wondering if Bruce of Bronson would be the player of the game

hard to argue with either, 2 home runs and triple is pretty good and hard to do too.

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 27, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bruce was my player of the game

But I was too late in getting my game wrap written. Slyde’s is better though, but mine was Yacht Rock themed.

by Brendanukkah on May 27, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

way to make things awkward

i would have made them co-players of the game.

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 27, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec'd

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 28, 2009 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Green'd

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 28, 2009 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome'd

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 28, 2009 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I looked for you on Facebook

when I didn’t see you there, I assumed you were out for the night.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 27, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I went and had bone marrow burgers with Cy Schourek

When I got home, the game was over. And I wasn’t on Facebook because I was diligently doing research.

by Brendanukkah on May 27, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't watch much of the game either

it happened too quickly.

Now I know how my wife feels.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 27, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

bone marrow burgers, SRSLY?

How was it? I have to know.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shockingly indifferent

I didn’t really notice it making much of a difference to the taste of the burger. And at $3 a pop, I don’t think I’ll get it again.

by Brendanukkah on May 27, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn

I’m disappointed, I figured it would be heaven on a bun.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It wasn't bad

I think it was a case of me not knowing what I was looking for, taste-wise. I had a pretty spicy burger, and couldn’t distinguish the marrow. I’d never had it before, so I wasn’t sure what taste to be expecting.

by Brendanukkah on May 27, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It tastes like chicken

bones.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 27, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would think if you were gonna do it, you'd have to do a plain burger with just marrow

To distinguish the taste.

BTW, obc and me are going back to TTC for the crab-topped burger sometime next week. Has to happen, we both regret not doing it. Who’s in?

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's pretty much correct

we debated the best way to do a burger at Ray’s Hell Burger…I went for a standard bacon/cheddar/mushrooms myself. I would’ve gone for bone marrow on mine, but I already had a dinner earlier because I thought Brendan may have skatched out on me.

While we’re continuing the “awesome food in the DC area” I suggest Zaytinya’s happy hour: $4 for mezzes, a glass of wine, a beer, or this killer white wine/vodka/pomegranate drink. Classy place to bring the people who deserve it, as well, even though I went by myself…

Ali Boombaye

by Cy Schourek on May 28, 2009 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't sell yourself short, you deserve it! :)

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 28, 2009 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That sounds like the most delicious thing I've ever heard of. I must have one.

/begins drooling like a waterfall.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I fucking love this team.

LOVE ’em!

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on May 27, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

at least until next week. ha ha. i have a feeling the next week is going to be really, really, really fun.

by Daedalus on May 27, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If they play well it will be

It could also destroy my psyche. Again.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Luckily, your travel schedule and the Reds' play

have nary a thing to do with one another.

tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty

by Colin Auscapee on May 27, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i'd like to disagree

they are quite connected.

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 27, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

show your work

tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty

by Colin Auscapee on May 27, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

my god, genius from Justin

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Justin My God ?

"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana

by Madville on May 27, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Justin My

God has always been a question mark for me.

"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana

by Madville on May 27, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

how long are you going?

say hi to bono for me. he lives in dalkey.

by Daedalus on May 27, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well

dublin from the 2nd-6th
Amsterdam from the 6th-9th
overnight train
berlin from the 10th-15th
home on the 15th

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 27, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

so you don't actually plan on enjoying any of those places?

that’s insane. i love each of those cities but would spend all of my time in one of them.

dublin i know best, ‘cuz i’ve been there more times than i can count (and lived near it.) sadly, the econ is getting killed worse than most places, so a lot of my favorites are shutting up. but if you need advice on where to go, feel free to ask. i’ve had good fortunes there. met a lot of amazing people.

by Daedalus on May 27, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm getting a taste

in a perfect world i become a tenured professor and return to europe many times in my life. I’m going with my dad and this will probably be his only time in Europe so he wants to see as much as possible. I figure as long as the travel fatigue doesn’t catch up I’ll be okay. In an ideal world I can spend a week in each city, but what can you do?

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 27, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Travel fatigue?

Never. Soak it all in. You may never get the chance again dude, enjoy the shit out of it.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i will.

i did china and italy kinda like this.

When I went to China in 2007 I spent 3 days in Shanghai and 3 days in Bejing, and when I went to Italy I spent 3 days in Rome and 3 days in Sorrento. I survived. The overnight train is nice, we have a private sleeper car, so that can be my chance to catch up on sleep.

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 27, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You always have time to sleep afterward

My point is, you have these chances very rarely in life whether you realize it or not. Take full advantage of every damned one of them, lest you regret it later.

/bitteroldman’d

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

trust me i will enjoy the shit out of it

and while i didn’t address your main point, it wasn’t lost on me.

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 27, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i also want a nice redreporter wrap up after each game

so i can quickly find the meet of each game i miss, in my few minutes on the computer.

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 27, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

bone marrow must be weird on the brain

by Daedalus on May 27, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You need to work on your tone

There’s a lot of times online when I’m pretty sure you’re kidding around, but it really comes off as hostile or angry. The internet’s a tricky thing, devoid as it is of all the nonverbal cues.

by Brendanukkah on May 27, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck you?

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 27, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no

fuck you.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you know, the more i think about your unwarranted attack the other day, the more it pisses me off. considering all of the work i’ve done with journalists, considering all of the pro-journalist stuff i do, your jumping to erroneous conclusions to satisfy your inferiority complex is infuriating.

and for the rest of you not to call him out on it, that’s just poor form and a double standard.

by Daedalus on May 27, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i was acting more out of an overall annoyance

of your constantly saying shitty things to people than my nonexistent inferiority complex. trust me, im really arrogant.

good to see we’ve moved past that, though.

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 27, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

to clarify

psychologically, arrogance is usually the result of an inferiority complex. and by jumping to false conclusions about my posted link and by saying journalists are under attack, well.

as far as my saying shitty things to people, that’s bullshit. i have only rare bouts of animosity and it only shows up when social injustice is the issue. you read into things that aren’t there.

by Daedalus on May 27, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

its laughable how hard youre trying to pick a fight

i’m not going to respond to your psychology lecture. as far as you saying shitty things to people, i’ll just that it’s not bullshit, and i’m far from the only person who thinks so.

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 28, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

also, go reds!

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 28, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's amazing how you get a free pass

for all the shitty things you say.

and how you never call out other guys for saying the exact same things i say.

by Daedalus on May 28, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i dont think i get a free pass

i was an ass when i first came to the site, and i got called on it quite a bit. i almost got banned. now im an ass on occasion, but i dont have a habit of being confrontational every time i click post. you’ve picked at at least three people just on this thread. look down there, where you tell justin that his travel plans are “insane” and say that he can’t possibly enjoy himself with that itinerary. you’re the only person on this blog who is constantly so aggressive. i’m positive that you don’t know that youre doing it most of the time, but that doesnt mean i wont call you out on it once in a while

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 28, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

also, go Bruce!

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 28, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The problem is

He’s taking an issue up with you personally. Why do you have to drag the rest of us into it? Do you need the extra support somehow?

Maybe (definitely) the argument shouldn’t have happened here, but it did. At any point either of you could have taken it elsewhere. You didn’t, so be it.

boobs doesn’t get a free pass for saying controversial things, he simply presents them is a nonaggresive manner.

You’d do well to learn from this: Louder Does Not Equal More Right.

Me? I think journalists had better adapt quickly before they go the way of the dinosaurs, and most of them don’t deserve their bloated salaries. See? It’s possible to see both sides of the argument. Maybe the person that disagrees with you doesn’t hate you.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 28, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fair enough

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 28, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i agree

that i shouldnt have brought the issue here. and i apologize (to D) for being so combative in the first place. the facebook post really rubbed me the wrong way, for reasons i stated before, and that’s why i snapped.

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 28, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

thank you

and believe me, i’m a big journalist fan. met a few incredible ones who’ve suffered through oppressive regimes (and met a great friend of roxana saberi recently.) if you’d only seen the other posts on journalism, you’d understand that wasn’t my view, i just thought it was interesting.

i may be looking for a sports journalism trainer in the coming year if you want to travel to beirut. ;)

by Daedalus on May 28, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Is that a threat?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 28, 2009 9:25 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, Beruit

the only way i would go there would be at the point of a gun !

/kidnapp’d

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on May 28, 2009 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

of course that's true

i’ve always had that problem. part of it is that i’m language lazy.

by Daedalus on May 27, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That, my dear, is a lazy ass excuse if I've ever heard one

"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana

by Madville on May 27, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

when i am drinking

my language skills get better, because i actually slow down and think before i speak/type. other times things just kinda come out without a filter/spell check/proof reading.

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 27, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha ha

well, i spend my entire day thinking about that kind of stuff, so i get kind of lazy toward the end of the day.

there’s only so much language one can use in a day, and i, unfortunately, don’t have the stamina for it, i guess.

by Daedalus on May 27, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the lol you put in your comment...

would tend to imply you were kidding…

I think people have been a little harsh on you lately…

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on May 27, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

second'd

tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty

by Colin Auscapee on May 27, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You, me and the good doctor sir

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

REC'D!

you are comfortable in your cyber skin, must come with cyber age.

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 27, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Possible,,,although there is no time cyberland

But I did want to point out that we all can be doing constructive tasks in the ‘time’ that we share in the daily world…Here’s an example…
its not really my idea, i think I first heard about this either in an Obama speech or as a final answer on ‘Millionaire’.

"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana

by Madville on May 28, 2009 3:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's drunk?

How YOU doin’ Brendan?

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boom! Pregnant!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 27, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

She should know

Dare me to post the photobucket link? :)

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

screw that, you can always go back

that “once in a lifetime” thing is BS. if you travel a lot, you come to appreciate just taking the time to enjoy the small things. guidebooks? who needs them. meet the people there, that’s the real experience.

but in and after college, i didn’t do that. i wish i hadn’t done italy in a week or spent just weekends in berlin. but i did, because there’s this idea that you’ll “never get the chance again.” man, you have your whole life in front of you.

by Daedalus on May 27, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have kids, we'll talk.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not you, dumb dick. :)

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

now wouldn't you feel shitty if what i said was a front

because my dick is defective adn i can’t have kids.

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 27, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Somewhat off-topic...

But a friend of mine just said that if he could, he’d go to Romania to leave them a kid, to make up for all the ones we’ve taken from them through adoption.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...

by Paul Householder on May 28, 2009 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i doubt my dad will go back to europe and he wants to see a lot

and i know i’m going to go back. I’m going to be a prof, and will go to europe for conferences, research, and will have plenty of time to travel, in that after I get tenured I get random weeks/months off.

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 27, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

my goal out of college was to visit europe once every year

i left ireland in may 2000. i didn’t return to any european soil until october 2007, and that was eastern europe, mostly bulgaria.

don’t kid yourself.

but you’re still younger, so you can do it. but when you get older, you just can’t.

by Daedalus on May 27, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well i may find something related to Europe to research for my ph.d disorientation

and go back for that. A lot of my profs, even the americanist seem to have found a reason to spend a large amount of time in Europe.

Studying abroad in Europe was the one goal I didn’t achieve in college, I went to Cuba instead. I almost went to Buenoes Iares for spring quarter, but I couldn’t justify the $11K price tag of that 4 month study abroad, plus it would have delayed my graduation because my credits wouldn’t have been audited, and that may have fucked with grad school.

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 27, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

they still pay people for studying europe?

man, when i got out of school, everybody and their mother was studying the EU cuz it was newish and no one knew what was going to happen, specially with the recent fall of the wall and blah blah. (for reference, i studied EU)

i still think i’ll end up there in the next, well, maybe when my contract runs out at the end of the year.

if that happened, i’d be the happiest person for ever and ever and ever.

and ever.

by Daedalus on May 27, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's the point though, right?

Far too many times my enthusiasm has been killed by the end of May. This road trip has the potential to turn me into my 12 year old self, hanging on every game. I couldn’t be more excited, even with my reservations*.

*I’m staring square at you, Willy. Don’t let me down.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm in the same boat man

God I’m so excited/confused/worried etc.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Never thought you'd be on a boat

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 27, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

See why I'm so stressed out?!?!?!

Also, I’m in a boat with jch24 … so that adds to the, uh, issues.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, you're ON a boat, not IN a boat.

HUGE difference. Trust me.

/gestation’d

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

By far the most unbelievable thing I have learned today

is Matt Belisle once threw a complete game.

tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty

by Colin Auscapee on May 27, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Belise had a pretty solid april in 2007

the pitching started off well that year, and feel apart. I don’t think the 2007 bullpen gave up a run until the second week of the season, and they made up for it the rest of the way.

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 27, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Brendan

I agree – Jay Bruce and his long balls (heh) = TJNMHSG

by Ash on May 27, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Defense > Offense

Every single time, by definition.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

False

Bad Defense < Good Offense

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 27, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am more than willing to get into this argument, but probably not right now considering I'm drunk

But theoretically, defense beats offense every time given a neutral situation.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I certainly am..I'll take a three run Dinger any day to having sludge through dready small ball shit.

"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana

by Madville on May 27, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

dude

save your Yacht Rock stuff for Goodroyo’s next start.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 27, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My goodness should I give my buddy Cal a call...

"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana

by Madville on May 27, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ladies and Gentlemen

Jay Bruce:


“We came in here and took care of business,” Bruce said of the 6-3 home stand that included a sweep of Houston. We’ll go on the road on a roll with some momentum. We plan on coming back in first place."

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 27, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The original Dusty speaks version before Speier fixed it:

“We’ve played well on the road so far,” Bruce said. “We’ve played these teams tough so far. I always feel confident. We have a great pitching staff. We’re hitting well and hopefuilly Corey will come back and we’ll keep rolling. It’s been a fun year so far. It’s just getting started.”

"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana

by Madville on May 27, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let it not go unremarked

That Bronson Arroyo hit a double (pretty close to) this Memorial Day weekend.

by Brendanukkah on May 27, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I would not believe it

and I do not need to click on that link.

tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty

by Colin Auscapee on May 27, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shiiiiit.

I still love that damn thing.

by Ash on May 27, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

everyday eddie guardado

now pitching for the rangers

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on May 27, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought he was a dead wrestler?

Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.

by SullivanSmith on May 27, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he was our closer...

but i thought he was dead too… at least his arm

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on May 27, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn, he's still alive?

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, actually.

They reanimated his corpse.

by Ash on May 27, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

pitched a scoreless 8th for the yanks....

but yankees are killing the rangers 8-2

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on May 27, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sort of......

"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana

by Madville on May 27, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still think he looks like Mr. Toad from Mr. Toad's Wild Ride

Which is what it felt like every time he came in

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank you

For reminding me that there’s an interesting professional sports game on.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

all the sudden it is real dead ITT

everyone must be watching kobe. Yup, that’s what it is.

tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty

by Colin Auscapee on May 27, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's racist

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on May 27, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope Bruce keeps it up

Awesome game from Bruce. I was at the game on Sunday and he looked awful. I hope that this is a sign of him turning it around.

by coocooforcocoapuffs on May 27, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Can't wait for the next two series.

I think we should take 2 of 3 from the Brewers, and at least split with the Cards.

"Carpe Diem"

by Duckerr on May 28, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

/reply'd?

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 28, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

can i ask

are the slashes typos, or do they mean something? cuz everyone does them

by Daedalus on May 28, 2009 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Slashes are used in HTML

so people use them as pretend coding signifiers.

/getting another beer

by Red Menace on May 28, 2009 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

/pissing on myself

See, that’s fun.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 28, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WIN WIN WIN

One and a half hours of “Trapped in the Closet” on IFC!

tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty

by Colin Auscapee on May 28, 2009 12:34 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

is this what it's like around here now?

this is some wicked traffic for a post-game thread at midnight

What do you mean, "blank slate"?

by boobs on May 28, 2009 12:58 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Winning does things man

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 28, 2009 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Post game show has got to be killed. It is just dreadful.

I propose the dusty and Dick show.
They’d talk about the game and give us insight into the moves they made etc.

Dick: ‘Hi, welcome to the Dusty Dick show, I’m Dick’
Dusty " For real you are man, and I’m Dusty Baker Red’s manager. Well Dick we had a pretty impressive outing from Bronson tonight, wouldn’t you say"
Dick" No kidding Skip, you know before the game he throwing up all over the place, I wasn’t sure he was going to be able to pitch, but Mark Berry got him some kind of ‘jiuce’ and that seemed to calm his stomach"
Dusty" I was pleased to see Jay Bruce get the bat on the ball tonight too"
Dick “Who…?”
Dusty" Anyway we have Bronson Arroyo here and…Bronson what’s happening man, you’re really in a groove right now"
Bronson " Dude, hell yes, you know I had some thumb problems from doing bar chords on Tequillaville and then my boat wasn’t running smooth. But you know I try to just stay mellow and I work before every game with Mark Berry – he my sport’s psychologist connection"
Dusty “Nice to get some offense from Jay Bruce..”
Bronson" Who…oh you mean the’ I wanna be Adam Fucking Dunn’ guy? Hell all he wants is $100 Million… "
Dusty “Well our time’s up say good-bye dick”
Bronson “Good-bye Dick”
Dick"Who…"

"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana

by Madville on May 28, 2009 1:34 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd watch the shit out of that

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 28, 2009 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

by the way

Did anyone here Brantley re: Taveras staying within the baselines on the error play? I’m pretty sure he said it “was not an ingross justice.”

by Red Menace on May 28, 2009 3:41 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i definitely heard that

what a bumbling idiot

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on May 28, 2009 9:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just assume he's rather rather shitfaced during each and every game

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 28, 2009 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He might have a beer or two but

Methinks he’s just a goodl ol’ briar who has chosen (or found his comfort zone by) playing the idiot jester to sMary’s pompous and (i believe) ’roided ego.

"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana

by Madville on May 28, 2009 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SHHHH

Don’t ruin my perceptions. I like to think that bad announcers are products of their over-consumption.

HEY HEY

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 28, 2009 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Harry Carey very rarely drank in the booth

it was an image he wanted to project, however, because one of the ballclub’s biggest sponsors was Budweiser. brilliant.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on May 29, 2009 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Waite Hoyt used to knock a few down during the games too

As a player and an announcer.

Here’s a good baseball story from Pete Rose:
The father of a beer belch that could knock down every drop of loose water in the locker-room shower was, of course, Babe Ruth. “When the Babe left the train for the ball park,” relates Pete Rose, as if Rose were not only alive then but could still smell the yeast, “he would remind the porter to have the bathtub full of beer by the time he returned.” Rose got the story straight from Waite Hoyt, the late pitcher and alcoholic, who along with Third Baseman Joe Dugan was a pallbearer at Ruth’s funeral in August 1948. “I’d give $100 for a cold beer,” Dugan whispered to Hoyt, who murmured, “So would the Babe.”

And so would Mads…

"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana

by Madville on May 28, 2009 1:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

/tear

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 28, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

/rip

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 28, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I knew that was coming

I just wasn’t sure who or when.

Rec’d

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 28, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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