Game 46 Thread, Part 2
by jch24 on May 27, 2009 8:30 PM EDT
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PrintOur beloved Reds lead the Astros 3-1 in the middle of the 6th thanks to home runs by Jerry Hairston Jr. and Jay Bruce. Oh, we have Goodroyo tonight, too.
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everyone is boycotting due to your insensitivity
what’s next, mocking U2?
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
U2 is the most overrated band since The Doors
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
by jch24 on May 27, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Just because I like The Doors doesn't mean I won't agree with you and rec the hell out of this
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 27, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Can't. Stand. U2.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Cant. Stand. Coldplay.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
by obc2 on May 27, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
rec'd
I kinda liked one of their albums, and I thought they were kinda funny after the credits of Shaun of the Dead.
Then a friends got me free tickets to go see them live. Worst. Live. Band. Ever.
were all the suburban kids in the stands sitting down
because when i saw them, they were. kind of hard to put on a good show when you have a bunch of mindless zombies in the stands.
We've been over this.
Fuck the kids from the suburbs.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
they still haven't found what I listen to
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on May 27, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
HA
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
That was the best call of second I've seen this season
props
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 27, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Bronson ended the 6th
at 66 pitches/ Paulina started the 6th at 66 pitches? Plus we have a strangely charismatic president named Barack Obama- 2 6 letter names??
I smell a CG
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on May 27, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
there was a TSA guard at the airport
that was a dead ringer for Ron Reagan Jr
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 27, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Tim Kurkjian'd
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
CAN I GET A HOOHA TWO TIMES BRUUUUCEDAY?!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Hooha!
I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on May 27, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Oooooh, that's good, that's hot, that's nice
I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on May 27, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions
Aaaaaaand, he said it
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
"Remember, it's the WORLD wide web"
“You can vote from anywhere, blah blah blah….”
There is no way Brantley understands proxies. I’d bet my left testicle on it.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
fuck you :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!!!!
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
That's the Jay I know and Love
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
Gonzo
I really can’t stand to watch Alex Gonzalez “hit” anymore. My blood pressure rises every single time he comes to bat. Let’s deal him already. Oh yeah – Bruce is amazing.
one fellow
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on May 27, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Bruce
Has been watching too much Dunn and Griffey. That HR actually hurts hit batting average. Jeff, that pitch looked nothing like the other pitch he hit out, except that it was a fastball.
Well there are some who say (at my work) that Bruce is just the new Dunn
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
Where the hell do you work?
That’s the second time in a week.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
So... anyone else think Bronson could go the distance today
71 pitches through 7
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Definitely
give the pen a nice, long rest
crazy to me that it’s even possible considering through the first 2 innings he’d thrown more balls than strikes
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
Brantley is killing me. It's not the same guy.
There is ANOTHER fan wearing a Reds shirt in the seats. Christ.
can't believe it's the 7th already
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Yep
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
yup.
And if you missed my post on the alst thread, here’s what Brantley had to say right after the 5-minute conversation about "oh that’s hot that’s nice":
"It will happen. You have to remember that when Jay Bruce came to the big leagues, the guys that he hung around with were only concerned about hitting the ball out of the ballpark. Those two guys are not here anymore. It’s gonna take a little time for his mind set to change about just hitting the ball out of the ballpark. There are a lot more parts of offense that go into swinging the bat than just taking a deep cut every time you come the plate. He will get better"
Unbelievable.
This is mondo stupid.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 27, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey all,
Good to see Goodroyo cruisin and Bruce bruisin and the ’Stros suckin
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
Every one to the Machine Room.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions
that reminds me
i was at the nats game on friday and i found my new best friend in the ballpark. woman did not care that it was the eighth inning and she sold me two more. (i only went to try because i knew the game would go to extras.)
that’s the definition of a hero.
yeah
but would she have served you 7 in the top of the ninth?
god bless sukr. RIP.
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
shouldn't he wait till Sunday... its tradition
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 27, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions
When I worked there when the park opened they were allowed
to sell booze up to 90 minutes after the final pitch because, technically, they were a restaurant and not a concession stand. Apparently, they have different standards.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I did know two of the cops that were regularly on duty
one was my little league coach
other was a friend’s dad
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
This is the dumbest reference he's made this season
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 27, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
And, now he's telling us what his favorite ice cream is
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
My personal best was 37 hours
But she was paying, so it was all good.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
The Raconteurs
I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on May 27, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Next thing you know
Red Hot Chili Peppers will have a new song about California.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
That looks much lamer in print than it did in my head
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
I like Fiona.
But i think she’d be better if she were more crazy.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 27, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions
The show was actually really cool
they did criminal bluegrass style
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
Now THAT I would really like to hear. That sounds awesome.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
she freaked out and couldn't perform for awhile
funny enough, i saw her open for coldplay about four years ago
she's actually
still making some pretty cool music, just never gets played on the radio
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
If it doesn't get played on the radio, then it must be good.
And I’m serious.
I should say that I actually heard her on Sirius radio, not real radio. And I only have that because it’s free with the new car. And can I also say that Sirius radio sucks ass? XM was soooo much better, even without MLB games.
agreed. she isnt pop at all really. she is really good.
Her extraordinary machine album is great.
I think she's still holding onto too many pop music conventions.
And she’s not selling any damn records so I’d like to see her jump off the jazz cliff.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 27, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
"This World IS SHIT!"
That’s what happened.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
i literally cant remember
seen a ton of local acts, but national ????
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
3 kids from ST X?
now residing in Brooklyn. Best comparision Tindersticks or Echo and the Bunnymen(not really)/ lyrics like a John Cheever short story- to sum it up they are pretty damn good band.
Very good.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Great voice on that lead singer.
GCL! GCL! GCL!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Bad Religion at the Madison or Dragonforce at Bogart's
I can’t remember which one was more recent. Oh yeah, and countless local shows in between.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 27, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Awesome.
Probably the best live show I’ve ever been to.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 27, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I just can't get into Dragonforce
I’ve seen them live on two different occasions and just hated it.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
It depends on what you're there for
If you’re there to be able to understand the words, sing along with the songs, and not get kicked in the face, it’s probably not for you. If you like to watch drunk Brits absolutely fucking shred on guitar, and a guy with a keytar, it doesn’t get much better.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 27, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I get all of it.
And I don’t mind any of that stuff. It’s just that the whole thing feels really gimmicky to me and not in a good way.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Being in the Guitar Hero game is absolutely ruining them
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
and if we're counting local shows
Ryan Kisor kickin’ some ass at a local club
If you don’t know you better ask somebody
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
HiFi Handgrenades/Loved Ones
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Oh shit
BK’s comment reminded me – I saw Hollywood Undead at Bogart’s recently. I was a chaperone. And drinking heavily.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
I saw one of their vidoes on Fuse a couple of weeks ago
Are they that bad?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 27, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
It's kid stuff
I simply can’t respect a faux boy rock/rap band where one of them comes out in a sailor outfit and they’re all in masks.
Actually, go see ’em. Sounds like your kind of thing. :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Holy shit!
EW Quinn! How’s the commune, buddy?
by Brendanukkah on May 27, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Brantley thinks that because Ivan Rodriguez used to be a great hitter he is still a great hitter.
I wonder if Brantley buys new Cat Stevens albums.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
Love Nickel Creek
Beautiful players, interesting young writers…
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
I'm withholding it as to not jinx him
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 27, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
tell him I said good game...
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 27, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nay, sir. It'll be obc, Rosie Rosales, Owings, and Bronson.
by Ash on May 27, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'll ask my dad if he's going.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Exactly.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Bronson sucks and you know it.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
I love you Bronson - will you have an AshBronsonLovechild for me?
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
this is why playing the Astros early in the season is so nice.
After June 1, they start making it all up.
Daynce mix
I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on May 27, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions
Bruce time 4 #3 2nite
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
BRUUUUUCE!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions
Bruce lets me down with a triple
Oh well
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
Time for a Rosy 'moment'
I wish Marty would retire – 2 night, even Jim Kelch can’t help him
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
YOOOOUUUUUU
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
FUCK YOU
/seriously:)
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Over/Under
How many times does Rosales clap his hands if he drives in Bruce?
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
I'll set it at four.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 27, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
If it's a homer he'll be too busy running.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Bruce out at home?
Was it close?
Should he have stayed at third?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
he should've slid
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Where's obc?
Phone must be ringing off the hook tonight.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
He's gonna miss Bronson's complete game!
It’ll be like a dry hump on the hot girl after the Sadie Hawkins dance.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
You got that right sugar.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Just started watching
single parenting is tiring…
Geez, Brantley and Thom sure do talk a lot. Thank god for mute.
So happy to see Bad Ass Bronson tonight!
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Good to see you could make it
Sorry for the awful pr0n references earlier, boss. I blame the vodka. :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Not sure what you are talking about
but hopefully it involved Arroyo and a boat.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Okay, tough choice
JNMHSG
Bruce or Bronson?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions
Bronson
Gotta be, we’re only gonna see this two or three times a year.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
It's Brendan's call
but I’ll vote for Bronson. Complete Games are strong.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
rec'd, because I almost made it to five years.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
I'm going for 10 years in November
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Candlesticks are always a good gift
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
A Jeff Brantley bobblehead
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
correction
A Jeff Brantley TALKING bobblehead
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Hopefully Keanu is close to coming up with the technology then
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Do you like kids? Do you want more?
If not — Vasectomy
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
This man is wise.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Does she cook?
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 27, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Get her an enameled cast iron French oven.
If you go high-end (and if you live near one of those swanky pimp-my-kitchen stores) you can pick one in her favorite color and it’s something that your family will have forever. Even if you only use to make chili once or twice a year.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 27, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
And, oh, you should cook dinner in it Friday night.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 27, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
make sure you tell her that upfront
Otherwise, cookware is generally a bad choice as a gift. Unless she’s specifically requested the item.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
my dad gave my mom a mop once
Once.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Yeah, well...
nobody ever cooked up anything this good in the Netherlands.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 27, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Reds Diamond Seat tickets
Amy at Trent’s blog loved them when her husband gave them to her for their anniversary.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
He's already going to get some scout seats
speaking of which, Brian, how do you want to receive your tix?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
I'd like it if you jumped out of a cake with them.
by Brian B on May 27, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
excellent
I have a new Brantley thong that I’ve been looking for the right occasion to wear.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
why can't it be both?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Does it talk too?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 27, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
tuck the tickets in the thong
And let him fish them out.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
That JTM commercial "song" sounds like a Minutemen outtake.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
I believe when they found the body of General George A. Custer quilled like a porcupine with Indian arrows,
he didn’t die with any honor, any dignity, nor any valor. I wouldn’t doubt when they found the body of George A. Custer – an American general, patriot and Indian fighter – HE DIED WITH SHIT IN HIS PANTS!
by Brendanukkah on May 27, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Go Bronso
CG please
Shut up tHong, clownboy and sMarty…
just deamin’
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
Brantley: Hanigan wanted it inside, and Bronson left it middle in.
There’s a reason for everything, isn’t there Brantley. After looking at the replay, Bronson threw it right at Hanigan’s mitt.
"Since 1920 the Reds have 1 pitchers reach the 7-win mark by the 27th of May."
WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
"17 pitchers"
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 27, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Reds win!
Bronson leads the NL in wins, game took just over two hours, cats and dogs living together…..
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Goodroyo!!!
What a great freakin game
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
what a short freakin game
What was it, 2 hours and 10 minutes?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
holy cow
I think that’s the shortest game I can remember.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Shortest Reds game since last June 5th, which went 2:06
Cole Hamels vs. Homer Bailey. Reds shutout on 3 hits.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
My friend the Bucs fan
Swears that AL games are much longer than NL games. Dunno if it’s true or not.
Yankees games tend to be long, but I think that’s partly because there’s a lot more ads during Yankees games than during Pirates games.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
SWEEP!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Smiling is my favorite
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Peter King'd
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Someone's gonna have their sea legs tonight
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
yeah, the off day and road trip would typically mean bad news for this team
but all I heard tonight was this team is different. I guess we’ll see.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
It's nice to know that I can first both threads with
“obc sucks” and the Reds realize this and win, and win soundly.
that's quite a large broom you have there
/that’s what she said
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
thats what she said
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 27, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I think you already did.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes you can
even though it was never a family site to begin with, I don’t think
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 27, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 27, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, that way everyone's fresh for the off day tomorrow
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 27, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
or they get two days
coco could probably use two days, dick.
yeah i went there, i called you a dick, dick.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 27, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
eww
bad lighting for Jim Day. lots of wrinkles showing up.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
eww
bad audio for Jim Day. lots of shit coming out of his mouth.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 27, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You should send a tweet to him to tell him that
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 27, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Jim Day's wearing a suit.
Makes him marginally less despicable and annoying.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
Peccaroro is wearing a suit too.
I like it. FSN needed to class things up a bit somehow. Seriously.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 27, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions
Did you take that today?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Am I the only one that finds the first 3 quarters of NBA basketball game to be pointless?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
No
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
No, you aren't
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 27, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
the rest of us think its four...
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 27, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
If they were the same length as college games, they'd be infinitely more popular during the season
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 27, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
No, but you're wrong
The first three quarters create tendencies, set the tone, and decide how poorly the officials will call the game in the fourth quarter.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Does anyone have a link to where I can listen to the post-game show online?
MLB gameday audio just cut off.
"Carpe Diem"
700wlw.com?
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
refresh it a couple of times
It usually ends up working. So glad I’m responsible for that anymore. :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
What are you using?
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
FireFox most updated version
Even downloaded the IE Tabs thing that WLW told me to.
Any other station works fine.
"Carpe Diem"
weird
Fuck IE tabs. Make sure you have the flash plugin (the one you have to manually install) and the media player 11 plugin (again, manual install).
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Here ya go
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Jay Bruce has 4 multi-HR games
and he has yet to play 162 career MLB games.
Strong.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
I could give a fuck less about the golf games of my baseball broadcasters.
Please make a note of it.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
ok, he's not such a moron on this point
cincy sports fans only care about when the team is losing? maybe. they do like to complain, and they don’t show up to ballgames.
How many ballgames you been to this year? :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
When I lived in Cincy (the first 18 years of my life)
I went to games all the time. Take the 33 downtown (before I had a car) or park under the fountain (when I could drive). I loved that shit. Top five rows for what $5? I once calculated it and I spent roughly $3,000 between fifth grade and my senior year going to games.
If I ever move back I’ll be just as bad.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
i went to a ton last year when i was back there
still can’t believe how few there were for bruce’s MLB debut
I'm gonna be honest, I completely forgot who was there.
I was actually thinking of the game where he hit the walk-off homer, later that week I think it was, but yeah. :)
I was there
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
I would've been if I could've
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
i work second shift in the summer
limits the number of times i can go down, plus none of my friends seem to like baseball. Now I date a girl who can stand baseball, so i’ll probably go down to about 9 this year. I have been to 3 so far.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 27, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
go alone
if i can’t find anyone to go with, i go alone. that’s how i sat with ash at bruce’s debut.
it’s amazing the people you can meet when you go alone. of course, guys find it fascinating to meet a girl who will go alone to a ballgame, so maybe my experiences are different.
I go alone all the time
And people don’t seem to think it’s odd. A lot of women go alone.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I, as far as I can tell, am not a woman
and I have no problem going alone either.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
There's a ton of jokes here that I simply won't make
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Oh, I forgot
The 10 also got you there. It took a similar route. You can take either one of those from Glenway Ave to downtown and vice versa.
Let that be a lesson to anyone trying to get to The Hill from downtown.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
ok, now he's getting on my nerves
turning it off. starting to realize that even though things are going well, WLW still finds a way to turn it negative. fuck talk radio and clear channel. no wonder no one comes to games – they listen to this garbage and have no desire.
Speaking of Golf here's an idea for Brian's anniversary gift to his wife...
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
I've got the Reds at 11-5 when Hanigan calls the game.
Just sayin.’
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 27, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions
well
the team’s only .500 when he catches. It’s all his fault too.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
What about when he's at first or third?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
No, I'm not.
Just pointing out that while Hanigan is not gonna give you many extra-base hits, he might be making up for it with other skeelz.
FWIW Hanigan’s OPS+ is 98. Ramon’s is 93.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 27, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
isn't it incredible?
we have the best catching tandem in the majors and we thought that was our weak point?
so nice.
I'm fully in support of the Hernanigans going on behind the plate
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
I thought shortstop was our weakpoint
I thought catching was going to be mediocre.
FWIW, (oh noes, another comparison to 2006), the Reds had one of the top catching platoons in the NL in 2006 too. Just sayin’.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Slyde, have you followed the Cardinals at all this year?
I’m wondering if they’re due for a slight fade sometime soon.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 27, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I surely hope so
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
i haven't forgetten that
but their defense was lacking, was it not? this duo’s defense is good, too.
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