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Game 46 Thread, Part 2

Look at my hair, how can I not be good? (AP Photo/Al Behrman)

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Look at my hair, how can I not be good? (AP Photo/Al Behrman)

Our beloved Reds lead the Astros 3-1 in the middle of the 6th thanks to home runs by Jerry Hairston Jr. and Jay Bruce. Oh, we have Goodroyo tonight, too.

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everyone is boycotting due to your insensitivity

what’s next, mocking U2?

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on May 27, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

boycotting what?

Nope, I only mock scrap-gris-hustle-y baseball players.

by Ash on May 27, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

U2 is the most overrated band since The Doors

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Just because I like The Doors doesn't mean I won't agree with you and rec the hell out of this

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 27, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can't. Stand. U2.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

green'd

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 27, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec'd

I kinda liked one of their albums, and I thought they were kinda funny after the credits of Shaun of the Dead.

Then a friends got me free tickets to go see them live. Worst. Live. Band. Ever.

by Brian B on May 27, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

were all the suburban kids in the stands sitting down

because when i saw them, they were. kind of hard to put on a good show when you have a bunch of mindless zombies in the stands.

by Daedalus on May 27, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We've been over this.

Fuck the kids from the suburbs.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

they still haven't found what I listen to

tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty

by Colin Auscapee on May 27, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HA

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is the best 2nd thread ever!

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on May 27, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That was the best call of second I've seen this season

props

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 27, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bronson ended the 6th

at 66 pitches/ Paulina started the 6th at 66 pitches? Plus we have a strangely charismatic president named Barack Obama- 2 6 letter names??

by davidmac84 on May 27, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I smell a CG

tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty

by Colin Auscapee on May 27, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ronald reagan'd

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on May 27, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

there was a TSA guard at the airport

that was a dead ringer for Ron Reagan Jr

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on May 27, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tim Kurkjian'd

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

told you bruce was warming up

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on May 27, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

CAN I GET A HOOHA TWO TIMES BRUUUUCEDAY?!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 27, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hooha!

I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on May 27, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's good, thats hot, thats nice!

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on May 27, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oooooh, that's good, that's hot, that's nice

I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on May 27, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

put it on the wiki

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on May 27, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aaaaaaand, he said it

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Remember, it's the WORLD wide web"

“You can vote from anywhere, blah blah blah….”

There is no way Brantley understands proxies. I’d bet my left testicle on it.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck you :)

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!!!!

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BRUCE

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on May 27, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BRCE

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 27, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's the Jay I know and Love

"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana

by Madville on May 27, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bruce is such a beast

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on May 27, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gonzo

I really can’t stand to watch Alex Gonzalez “hit” anymore. My blood pressure rises every single time he comes to bat. Let’s deal him already. Oh yeah – Bruce is amazing.

by ryaneversole on May 27, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

one fellow

tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty

by Colin Auscapee on May 27, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bruce

Has been watching too much Dunn and Griffey. That HR actually hurts hit batting average. Jeff, that pitch looked nothing like the other pitch he hit out, except that it was a fastball.

by Brian B on May 27, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

broson 71 pitches 7 innings

most efficient game by a SP in a very long time.

by davidmac84 on May 27, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well there are some who say (at my work) that Bruce is just the new Dunn

"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana

by Madville on May 27, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Where the hell do you work?

That’s the second time in a week.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So... anyone else think Bronson could go the distance today

71 pitches through 7

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 27, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You're probably right.

But with tomorrow’s off day, the bullpen will be rested anyway.

by Brian B on May 27, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

absolutely

rubber arm

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on May 27, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Definitely

give the pen a nice, long rest

crazy to me that it’s even possible considering through the first 2 innings he’d thrown more balls than strikes

Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?

by nycredsfan on May 27, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brantley is killing me. It's not the same guy.

There is ANOTHER fan wearing a Reds shirt in the seats. Christ.

by Brian B on May 27, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

can't believe it's the 7th already

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 27, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ok, so i just went out to get more beer

and i’m guessing jay hit his second of the night?

by Daedalus on May 27, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yup.

And if you missed my post on the alst thread, here’s what Brantley had to say right after the 5-minute conversation about "oh that’s hot that’s nice":

"It will happen. You have to remember that when Jay Bruce came to the big leagues, the guys that he hung around with were only concerned about hitting the ball out of the ballpark. Those two guys are not here anymore. It’s gonna take a little time for his mind set to change about just hitting the ball out of the ballpark. There are a lot more parts of offense that go into swinging the bat than just taking a deep cut every time you come the plate. He will get better"

by Brian B on May 27, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unbelievable.

This is mondo stupid.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 27, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah, I missed it.

I’m just really on a mission against Brantley tonight.

by Brian B on May 27, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

as you should be

people who get paid to talk should be skilled in the art of talking

by Daedalus on May 27, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey all,

Good to see Goodroyo cruisin and Bruce bruisin and the ’Stros suckin

Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?

by nycredsfan on May 27, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

last call for beers @ GABP

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on May 27, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Every one to the Machine Room.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

2nd best last call in the ballpark

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on May 27, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that reminds me

i was at the nats game on friday and i found my new best friend in the ballpark. woman did not care that it was the eighth inning and she sold me two more. (i only went to try because i knew the game would go to extras.)

that’s the definition of a hero.

by Daedalus on May 27, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

but would she have served you 7 in the top of the ninth?

god bless sukr. RIP.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on May 27, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

When I worked there when the park opened they were allowed

to sell booze up to 90 minutes after the final pitch because, technically, they were a restaurant and not a concession stand. Apparently, they have different standards.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I did know two of the cops that were regularly on duty

one was my little league coach
other was a friend’s dad

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

a little UDF?

the cowboy is insane.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on May 27, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is the dumbest reference he's made this season

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 27, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

really embarassing himself tonight

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on May 27, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And, now he's telling us what his favorite ice cream is

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 27, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

My personal best was 37 hours

But she was paying, so it was all good.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

quid pro quo

last concert attended?

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on May 27, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The Raconteurs

I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on May 27, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Next thing you know

Red Hot Chili Peppers will have a new song about California.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nickel Creek w/ Fiona Apple

Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?

by nycredsfan on May 27, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That looks much lamer in print than it did in my head

Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?

by nycredsfan on May 27, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, it’s better than Nickelback with Fiona Apple.

by Brian B on May 27, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like Fiona.

But i think she’d be better if she were more crazy.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 27, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The show was actually really cool

they did criminal bluegrass style

Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?

by nycredsfan on May 27, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now THAT I would really like to hear. That sounds awesome.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

she freaked out and couldn't perform for awhile

funny enough, i saw her open for coldplay about four years ago

by Daedalus on May 27, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

she's actually

still making some pretty cool music, just never gets played on the radio

Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?

by nycredsfan on May 27, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If it doesn't get played on the radio, then it must be good.

And I’m serious.

I should say that I actually heard her on Sirius radio, not real radio. And I only have that because it’s free with the new car. And can I also say that Sirius radio sucks ass? XM was soooo much better, even without MLB games.

by Brian B on May 27, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think she's still holding onto too many pop music conventions.

And she’s not selling any damn records so I’d like to see her jump off the jazz cliff.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 27, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"This World IS SHIT!"

That’s what happened.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i literally cant remember

seen a ton of local acts, but national ????

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on May 27, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

3 kids from ST X?

now residing in Brooklyn. Best comparision Tindersticks or Echo and the Bunnymen(not really)/ lyrics like a John Cheever short story- to sum it up they are pretty damn good band.

by davidmac84 on May 27, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Very good.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great voice on that lead singer.

GCL! GCL! GCL!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bad Religion at the Madison or Dragonforce at Bogart's

I can’t remember which one was more recent. Oh yeah, and countless local shows in between.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 27, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

dragonforce? awesome.

how were they?

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand

by saboscork on May 27, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome.

Probably the best live show I’ve ever been to.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 27, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just can't get into Dragonforce

I’ve seen them live on two different occasions and just hated it.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It depends on what you're there for

If you’re there to be able to understand the words, sing along with the songs, and not get kicked in the face, it’s probably not for you. If you like to watch drunk Brits absolutely fucking shred on guitar, and a guy with a keytar, it doesn’t get much better.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 27, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I get all of it.

And I don’t mind any of that stuff. It’s just that the whole thing feels really gimmicky to me and not in a good way.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Being in the Guitar Hero game is absolutely ruining them

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and if we're counting local shows

Ryan Kisor kickin’ some ass at a local club

If you don’t know you better ask somebody

Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?

by nycredsfan on May 27, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HiFi Handgrenades/Loved Ones

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh shit

BK’s comment reminded me – I saw Hollywood Undead at Bogart’s recently. I was a chaperone. And drinking heavily.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I saw one of their vidoes on Fuse a couple of weeks ago

Are they that bad?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 27, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's kid stuff

I simply can’t respect a faux boy rock/rap band where one of them comes out in a sailor outfit and they’re all in masks.

Actually, go see ’em. Sounds like your kind of thing. :)

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zing.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 27, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lucero

Drunkest lead singer, EVER.

by Brendanukkah on May 27, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wonder if....

he gets paid to slip in ’UDF, thats serving it up"

by Eastwindquinn on May 27, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit!

EW Quinn! How’s the commune, buddy?

by Brendanukkah on May 27, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brantley thinks that because Ivan Rodriguez used to be a great hitter he is still a great hitter.

I wonder if Brantley buys new Cat Stevens albums.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 27, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Love Nickel Creek

Beautiful players, interesting young writers…

"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana

by Madville on May 27, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

folks, where's the bronson love?

he’s pitching an amazing game.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on May 27, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm withholding it as to not jinx him

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 27, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll ask my dad if he's going.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec'd

Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?

by nycredsfan on May 27, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nasty curve

and he has lots of Ash trays on board.

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on May 27, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bronson sucks and you know it.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love you Bronson - will you have an AshBronsonLovechild for me?

"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana

by Madville on May 27, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Daynce mix

I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on May 27, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bruce time 4 #3 2nite

"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana

by Madville on May 27, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BRUUUUUCE!

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BRUUUUUUUCE!!!

Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?

by nycredsfan on May 27, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bruce lets me down with a triple

Oh well

"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana

by Madville on May 27, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Time for a Rosy 'moment'

I wish Marty would retire – 2 night, even Jim Kelch can’t help him

"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana

by Madville on May 27, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on May 27, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

YOOOOUUUUUU

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YOU

/seriously:)

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Over/Under

How many times does Rosales clap his hands if he drives in Bruce?

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 27, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

6

Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?

by nycredsfan on May 27, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

3 if it's on a sac fly

Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?

by nycredsfan on May 27, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll set it at four.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 27, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If it's a homer he'll be too busy running.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bruce out at home?

Was it close?

Should he have stayed at third?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 27, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he should've slid

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 27, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where's obc?

Phone must be ringing off the hook tonight.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He's gonna miss Bronson's complete game!

It’ll be like a dry hump on the hot girl after the Sadie Hawkins dance.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You got that right sugar.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just started watching

single parenting is tiring…

Geez, Brantley and Thom sure do talk a lot. Thank god for mute.

So happy to see Bad Ass Bronson tonight!

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 27, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Good to see you could make it

Sorry for the awful pr0n references earlier, boss. I blame the vodka. :)

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not sure what you are talking about

but hopefully it involved Arroyo and a boat.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 27, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

obc, Rosales, and Owings

are meeting on Bronson’s boat after the game.

by Ash on May 27, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sadly, no

But it did involve midgets. Me and Farneyismycopilot are a lot closer now than we were when this game started.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, tough choice

JNMHSG

Bruce or Bronson?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bronson

Gotta be, we’re only gonna see this two or three times a year.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Same for Bruce, no?

(not the pitching, obviously)

by Ash on May 27, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's Brendan's call

but I’ll vote for Bronson. Complete Games are strong.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 27, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bronson

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 27, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec'd, because I almost made it to five years.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm going for 10 years in November

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 27, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i destroyed that mark, lol

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on May 27, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Candlesticks are always a good gift

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 27, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A Jeff Brantley bobblehead

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

correction

A Jeff Brantley TALKING bobblehead

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 27, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you like kids? Do you want more?

If not — Vasectomy

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

This man is wise.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

preach on...

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on May 27, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does she cook?

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 27, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get her an enameled cast iron French oven.

If you go high-end (and if you live near one of those swanky pimp-my-kitchen stores) you can pick one in her favorite color and it’s something that your family will have forever. Even if you only use to make chili once or twice a year.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 27, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And, oh, you should cook dinner in it Friday night.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 27, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

make sure you tell her that upfront

Otherwise, cookware is generally a bad choice as a gift. Unless she’s specifically requested the item.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 27, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, well...

nobody ever cooked up anything this good in the Netherlands.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 27, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Reds Diamond Seat tickets

Amy at Trent’s blog loved them when her husband gave them to her for their anniversary.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 27, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's already going to get some scout seats

speaking of which, Brian, how do you want to receive your tix?

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 27, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

excellent

I have a new Brantley thong that I’ve been looking for the right occasion to wear.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 27, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Would that be a thong with Jeff Brantley on it

Or a thong that you got from Jeff Brantley?

by Ash on May 27, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

why can't it be both?

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 27, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does it talk too?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 27, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

tuck the tickets in the thong

And let him fish them out.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 27, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That JTM commercial "song" sounds like a Minutemen outtake.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 27, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I believe when they found the body of General George A. Custer quilled like a porcupine with Indian arrows,

he didn’t die with any honor, any dignity, nor any valor. I wouldn’t doubt when they found the body of George A. Custer – an American general, patriot and Indian fighter – HE DIED WITH SHIT IN HIS PANTS!

by Brendanukkah on May 27, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go Bronso

CG please

Shut up tHong, clownboy and sMarty…
just deamin’

"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana

by Madville on May 27, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

your NL wins leader is.....

"We're going to Adonis, son"

jch24

by obc2 on May 27, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait, really?

He’s wins leader after this game? Insane.

by ThePensive on May 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

graphic on screen

“be apart of reds live”

i will definitely be apart of it. no jim day from me.

by Daedalus on May 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Brantley: Hanigan wanted it inside, and Bronson left it middle in.

There’s a reason for everything, isn’t there Brantley. After looking at the replay, Bronson threw it right at Hanigan’s mitt.

by Brian B on May 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"Since 1920 the Reds have 1 pitchers reach the 7-win mark by the 27th of May."

WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 27, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"17 pitchers"

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 27, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Reds win!

Bronson leads the NL in wins, game took just over two hours, cats and dogs living together…..

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Goodroyo!!!

What a great freakin game

Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?

by nycredsfan on May 27, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what a short freakin game

What was it, 2 hours and 10 minutes?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 27, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

2:08

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 27, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

holy cow

I think that’s the shortest game I can remember.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 27, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shortest Reds game since last June 5th, which went 2:06

Cole Hamels vs. Homer Bailey. Reds shutout on 3 hits.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 27, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My friend the Bucs fan

Swears that AL games are much longer than NL games. Dunno if it’s true or not.

Yankees games tend to be long, but I think that’s partly because there’s a lot more ads during Yankees games than during Pirates games.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 27, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

makes sense

who wants to advertise in something that no one’s ever going to see?

by Daedalus on May 27, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SWEEP!

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 27, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Smiling is my favorite

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 27, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Peter King'd

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someone's gonna have their sea legs tonight

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah, the off day and road trip would typically mean bad news for this team

but all I heard tonight was this team is different. I guess we’ll see.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 27, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's nice to know that I can first both threads with

“obc sucks” and the Reds realize this and win, and win soundly.

by Ash on May 27, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 27, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that's quite a large broom you have there

/that’s what she said

Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?

by nycredsfan on May 27, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think you already did.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes you can

even though it was never a family site to begin with, I don’t think

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 27, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 27, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SWEEEEEEP !!!!!

Photobucket

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on May 27, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i love good bronson

the bullpen really needed a night off after the last few days!

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 27, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, that way everyone's fresh for the off day tomorrow

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 27, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

or they get two days

coco could probably use two days, dick.

yeah i went there, i called you a dick, dick.

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 27, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

eww

bad lighting for Jim Day. lots of wrinkles showing up.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 27, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

eww

bad audio for Jim Day. lots of shit coming out of his mouth.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 27, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You should send a tweet to him to tell him that

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 27, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Jim Day's wearing a suit.

Makes him marginally less despicable and annoying.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 27, 2009 9:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Peccaroro is wearing a suit too.

I like it. FSN needed to class things up a bit somehow. Seriously.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 27, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Did you take that today?

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 27, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hop on !!!

Photobucket

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on May 27, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Am I the only one that finds the first 3 quarters of NBA basketball game to be pointless?

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 27, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

no

i might actually like basketball if they limited it to the last quarter.

by Daedalus on May 27, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, you aren't

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 27, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If they were the same length as college games, they'd be infinitely more popular during the season

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 27, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, but you're wrong

The first three quarters create tendencies, set the tone, and decide how poorly the officials will call the game in the fourth quarter.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They should just do something similar to last night:

Spot both teams 100 points, go straight to OT.

by Ash on May 27, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

700wlw.com?

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

refresh it a couple of times

It usually ends up working. So glad I’m responsible for that anymore. :)

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's just stuck on "loading content"

Always does this, lol.

"Carpe Diem"

by Duckerr on May 27, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What are you using?

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FireFox most updated version

Even downloaded the IE Tabs thing that WLW told me to.

Any other station works fine.

"Carpe Diem"

by Duckerr on May 27, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

weird

Fuck IE tabs. Make sure you have the flash plugin (the one you have to manually install) and the media player 11 plugin (again, manual install).

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You mind sending me a link to both?

I’m a lazy fuck.

"Carpe Diem"

by Duckerr on May 27, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here ya go

Media Player 11 plugin

Flash Plugin (second link)

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jay Bruce has 4 multi-HR games

and he has yet to play 162 career MLB games.

Strong.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 27, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The game was so boring I fell asleep

go Reds!

tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty

by Colin Auscapee on May 27, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I could give a fuck less about the golf games of my baseball broadcasters.

Please make a note of it.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 27, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ok, he's not such a moron on this point

cincy sports fans only care about when the team is losing? maybe. they do like to complain, and they don’t show up to ballgames.

by Daedalus on May 27, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How many ballgames you been to this year? :)

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i live in DC

so i’ve only been to opening day

by Daedalus on May 27, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

When I lived in Cincy (the first 18 years of my life)

I went to games all the time. Take the 33 downtown (before I had a car) or park under the fountain (when I could drive). I loved that shit. Top five rows for what $5? I once calculated it and I spent roughly $3,000 between fifth grade and my senior year going to games.

If I ever move back I’ll be just as bad.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i went to a ton last year when i was back there

still can’t believe how few there were for bruce’s MLB debut

by Daedalus on May 27, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm gonna be honest, I completely forgot who was there.

I was actually thinking of the game where he hit the walk-off homer, later that week I think it was, but yeah. :)

by Ash on May 27, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

i wonder if jonathan knows he’s met me

by Daedalus on May 27, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was there

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 27, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would've been if I could've

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i work second shift in the summer

limits the number of times i can go down, plus none of my friends seem to like baseball. Now I date a girl who can stand baseball, so i’ll probably go down to about 9 this year. I have been to 3 so far.

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 27, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

go alone

if i can’t find anyone to go with, i go alone. that’s how i sat with ash at bruce’s debut.

it’s amazing the people you can meet when you go alone. of course, guys find it fascinating to meet a girl who will go alone to a ballgame, so maybe my experiences are different.

by Daedalus on May 27, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I go alone all the time

And people don’t seem to think it’s odd. A lot of women go alone.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on May 27, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I, as far as I can tell, am not a woman

and I have no problem going alone either.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's a ton of jokes here that I simply won't make

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, I forgot

The 10 also got you there. It took a similar route. You can take either one of those from Glenway Ave to downtown and vice versa.

Let that be a lesson to anyone trying to get to The Hill from downtown.

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok, now he's getting on my nerves

turning it off. starting to realize that even though things are going well, WLW still finds a way to turn it negative. fuck talk radio and clear channel. no wonder no one comes to games – they listen to this garbage and have no desire.

by Daedalus on May 27, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of Golf here's an idea for Brian's anniversary gift to his wife...

"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana

by Madville on May 27, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I've got the Reds at 11-5 when Hanigan calls the game.

Just sayin.’

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 27, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

well

the team’s only .500 when he catches. It’s all his fault too.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 27, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What about when he's at first or third?

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans

by Farneyismycopilot on May 27, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, I'm not.

Just pointing out that while Hanigan is not gonna give you many extra-base hits, he might be making up for it with other skeelz.

FWIW Hanigan’s OPS+ is 98. Ramon’s is 93.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 27, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

isn't it incredible?

we have the best catching tandem in the majors and we thought that was our weak point?

so nice.

by Daedalus on May 27, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm fully in support of the Hernanigans going on behind the plate

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 27, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought shortstop was our weakpoint

I thought catching was going to be mediocre.

FWIW, (oh noes, another comparison to 2006), the Reds had one of the top catching platoons in the NL in 2006 too. Just sayin’.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 27, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Slyde, have you followed the Cardinals at all this year?

I’m wondering if they’re due for a slight fade sometime soon.

"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."

by Fat Vegas Alan on May 27, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I surely hope so

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 27, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i haven't forgetten that

but their defense was lacking, was it not? this duo’s defense is good, too.

by Daedalus on May 27, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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