Game 45, Thread 2: Not Bronson, That's A Roy O.
by Brendanukkah on May 26, 2009 9:27 PM EDT
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PrintMicah Owings has been in some jams, but has escaped without terrible damage, and the Reds have cobbled together some runs off of Oswalt. Laynce Nix doesn't see what the big deal about this guy is.
3-3 in the top of the sixth, and Lincoln just came in. I hear the power of prayer is effective.
Go Reds!
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And there's Raisinette's second hit of the season
Lincoln, your rugged good looks will do you no good.
Please send Lincoln down
PLEASE.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
don't know
sometime in teh fall, i always watch it on the freetvproject, or DVD, i can’t afford such luxuries as showtime.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 26, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
He casts the WHIP aside!
And breaks the shackles!
by Brendanukkah on May 26, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
But more importantly
Lincoln’s hips are too open and his elbow doesn’t get to that ninety degree angle that gives him the torque he needs to command that fastball, and so he is unable to hit the outside corner. As we can see here (cue video replay) Hernandez is setting up off the outside of the strike zone and Lincoln leave it over the middle of the plate, belt-high, right down broadway (cue video of pitch located at the knees and over the outside corner), and it is tattooed by the hitter. You just cannot throw pitches in the strike zone to that hitter in that situation. Also, you have to throw strikes in this league or you will find yourself on a bus back to Louisville. Also, you’ve got to learn how to pitch outside the strike zone. Also, these young kids should be watching David Weathers and taking notes.
</Brantley’d>
by Brian B on May 26, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's amazing how you can make out Brantley's voice
over everybody else doing that as well.
by Brendanukkah on May 26, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm gonna go out on a limb and mention Brantley is a tool,
but he may be right here. Jared and Mike need to get their confidence and location back.
he had a date
with TJ.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
not with his elbow ligament frayed
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
anything to make Lincoln go away!
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Hey, show them the way!
Save the day!
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
Dusty at the Mound, here comes Danny H.
I sincerely believe that he is an upgrade over Lincoln.
the kid’s a fuckin’ gamer…
Boy Lincoln’s done – stick a fork in him…who we got ready in Louisville?
Sorry been reading too much Salinger lately...sometimes bizarre stuff that i find numerous turns out to be in questionable taste...
Your Pal Mads
Two really short guys facing each other...
Sorry been reading too much Salinger lately...sometimes bizarre stuff that i find numerous turns out to be in questionable taste...
Your Pal Mads
Brantley making excuses for McFlurry
Piss off dude, he sucks.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
I'm with Mads on DRH
I don’t know why, but I like him.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
It's funny watching Gameday try to classify his pitches
they have no friggin idea
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
why not Fisher?
why can’t someone pitch 3 days in a row, when they are only pitching 1 inning?
Hope Springs Eternal!
Dusty is saving Masset, in case we tie it up
Dusty: Hey Dick maybe we should get Masset up"
Dick: “Who ? Isn’t he on the DL?”
Dusty" God help me…."
Sorry been reading too much Salinger lately...sometimes bizarre stuff that i find numerous turns out to be in questionable taste...
Your Pal Mads
Great anti-havoc fromt he Astroids !
Sorry been reading too much Salinger lately...sometimes bizarre stuff that i find numerous turns out to be in questionable taste...
Your Pal Mads
single to right
Bruce came up throwing to the plate
the runner slammed on the brakes when the coach held him up
Tejada rounded way wide and they got him in the run down
The runner never broke for home
Hope Springs Eternal!
no,
that was full-fledged, bona fide HAVOC
That’s one small reason why the Rastros suck so bad this year
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
In Tejada's mind
That runner was rounding third on contact with 2 outs. He’s had that hit hundreds of times and the runner ALWAYS scores. I’m sure he’s pretty pissed off right now that the runner wasn’t on his way to the plate.
Common Jay...get a hold of one///
Sorry been reading too much Salinger lately...sometimes bizarre stuff that i find numerous turns out to be in questionable taste...
Your Pal Mads
I like Jim kelch.
Even though he has to ’Ask sMarty"
Sorry been reading too much Salinger lately...sometimes bizarre stuff that i find numerous turns out to be in questionable taste...
Your Pal Mads
I believe that earlier I suggested that Nix was to have a breakout night
Pile it on Laynce
Sorry been reading too much Salinger lately...sometimes bizarre stuff that i find numerous turns out to be in questionable taste...
Your Pal Mads
tHom
“that was Bruce’s first hit in 16 at bats. That means he was 0 for 15”
really. sheesh
Hope Springs Eternal!
Little Herrera!
I had my doubts about this guy, but I am glad to say I was wrong. He has a wicked screwball!
Mike Lincoln sucks ass! He’d look nice in a Bats uniform!
Or with a beard
/Little-girl-in-Cincinnati’d
by Brendanukkah on May 26, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Getting on base at all
is pretty freaking magic for him.
by Brendanukkah on May 26, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
That's why you don't steal, so you can advance on a passed ball!
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
I was gonna say something but didn't want to sap your powers :)
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Alright now don't screw this up
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 26, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions
I can't believe I'm saying this
but could the Mike Lincoln deal end up being worse then the Cormier and Stanton deals?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Way to be a target, Rosie Red!
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
gotta admit
He’s probably better than Janish when it comes to being hit by pitches. Janish is so skinny he’s not much of a target.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
BOOM BOOM CLAP
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Gomes pinch hitting
I’m fully in support of Dusty on this one.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
The Joe Nuxhall Celebrity Golf Outing sounds fun but I'd probably
get stuck in the group with a celebrity like Eduardo Perez
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 26, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah I refrained from putting up someone like him or Tracy Jones
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 26, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
a clutch HBP for Rosales
common Jonny!
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
It won't matter if Oswalt cant' throw strikes
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 26, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
DO. NOT. SWING.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Boom Boom Clap eh Caleb
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
SOFT WALK MY ASS!
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Gome comes through again...
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
GOMES! WAY TO STAND THERE! TIE BALLGAME!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Second RBI walk in as many days for Gomes, correct?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 26, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions
Maybe he can teach BP how to hit with the bases loaded?
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
All C-Dick wait him out...
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
BOOM BOOM CLAP
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
"cut the plate in half"
I agree with Brantley there. the strike zone dips down when it’s over the middle of the plate.
RALLY CAPS
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 26, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions
Dusty's just giving him a night off
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 26, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
TWO
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Fuckin' A...we need a 2 out hit
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
BOOM BOOM CLAP?
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
SHITE
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
CRAP
AT LEAST IT’S TIED
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 26, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions
Janish is still there
Hairston to the outfield
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 26, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Hate that Oswalt weasled out of that
I want him to get a loss so bad. No ND. A DAMNED L!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 26, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions
Meanwhile
Penguins sweep the Hurricanes. Time to ban octopus sales in Pittsburgh…
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Ban it everywhere
God I hate the Wings
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 26, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Also Cavs 58 Magic 50
at the half
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 26, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I think ERA+ is a reference to the league ERA
As in an ERA+ is dead on league average, 200 is phenomenal.
Takes out the oddball offense happy years, a la 1987.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
It rates pitchers relative to the other pitchers in the league, taking into account park factors
League average pitchers score 100. Anything higher is a good pitcher. Anything lower is bad. 50 is verrrrrrrrrry bad.
by Brendanukkah on May 26, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Check this
From ‘99 to ’03, Pedro Martinez’s ERA+ were 243, 291, 189, 202, 210. Ridiculous.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Yep
I don’t even have a subscription…..yet.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
The way I understand it, 100 is league average for that year
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
254 this year, 97 for his career
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Dare I say this Masset fella looks GOOD
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
SSSHHHHH
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 26, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
pitches well also
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on May 26, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Take that Lance without a Y
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 26, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions
Don't give Pudge anything close
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 26, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
That will work
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 26, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice to see they've learned how to close out a game
(Jesus Christ.)
by Brendanukkah on May 26, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
If I'm the manager, I let him rot a la Bob Boone v. Shawn Estes.
Let Walter eat that contract.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
And then he'll bat him 6th.
Because batting him cleanup would be what they’re expecting…
Phone's ringing, Dude.
Just like Pol Pot was kind of mean.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 26, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
And the Pope is kinda Catholic.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
But Hitler was Ok when he started out
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
I just noticed that Ramon is our cleanup hitter...
god, I hate knifey-spooney sometimes.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
True
but Ramon’s been decent tonight
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 26, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Ramon's been decent for the past month or so
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Agreed.
And I’ve been on his bandwagon before the season started. Just ask Ash.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 26, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, he's decent...
he’s just not great. I’ll definitely take what he’s done for a catcher…
But he’s no power hitter.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Raymoan has been pretty darn good in the 4 slot though
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
JOEYYYYYYYYYY
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 26, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions
I think I may be sore from playing on the slip and slide Sunday
Does that make me old?
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
THE MAN IS NOT FUCKING HUMAN
I’M SO IN LURV.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
I know exactly what you mean
/swoons
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 26, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
FOR THE PEOPLE
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Jim Kelch knows how to call a HR
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
I like Jim Kelch.
I would listen to him read a phone book before I listen to Brantley call a baseball game.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
Man, I wish I could hear him
instead of Jeff “like I told you earlier” Brantley. He’s the Phil Simms of baseball broadcasting.
Don't ever leave again
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
Votto is the ultimate no. 4 hitter
Can’t wait ’til Dusty figures that out.
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
And then he'll bat him 6th.
Because batting him 4th is what they would be expecting…
Phone's ringing, Dude.
I've said it before
But what I love about him is his opposite field power. It’s just dumb how hard he hits pitches the other way.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
I'm going to wait for the war to be over to move to Canada
Just so there can be no doubt that I’m doing it because of Joey Votto.
Common Jay we need a 2nd hit from you, young man
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
Also, that base-clogging walk
was kind of helpful, in case nobody else noticed.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I'm confused
What should I do with my computer?
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Jeff told me to take out my computer and vote
About 30 times.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
I once told a user to tab into a different field, he did, and I said "okay, now hit U"
His response – “Hit me? Why would I hit me?”
He is now a manager. There is no god.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
lol
Like Dilbert’s pointy-haired boss. He was upset that he couldn’t read his password; looked like asterisks on the screen. So Dilbert told him to change his password to five asterisks.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
"You refer to the prophecy of the one who will bring balance to the Force. You believe it's this....boy?"
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 26, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Excellent
Shirt idea: “Votto’s PEDs are Midichlorians”
by Brendanukkah on May 26, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I was thinking of something in that vain
And you just nailed it
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 26, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Simon sez?
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
he probably thinks this post is about him
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
— in vain
1: to no end : without success or result
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 26, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Well fuck ... am I using the British spelling?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 26, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Nay
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
I'm beyond confused now
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 26, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Shit I even checked before I posted
probably shouldn’t have used this
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/vain
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 26, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Read the second definition
I was going for
1: to no end : without success or result
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 26, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, it's all good.
He’s winning a bet we have and it’s making me bitter and twisted, so I take it out on him wherever else I can.
You're not that bitter
Fats doing well is helping this team
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 26, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Probably should have left the 'that' out
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 26, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
God damn it Jay...you need to spend more time with Joey
and less time with Jacoby.
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
they just showed the Votto homer on ESPN
Holy cow. It looked like he barely made contact with the ball, and it went flying out.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I'm telling you
The bullpen in left is his playground, I love it.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
remember the good ol' days when Burton was lights out in the 8th...
now its the Stormy Rhodes Show
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
I thought the same thing
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
So Crolfs what you been up to tonight?
Out there skirt chasing ?
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
Rec'd
Can’t stop laughing
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 26, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Jinx
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 26, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Also
I can’t listen to The Final Countdown with out busting out laughing anymore.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 26, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I've made a terrible mistake
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 26, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
he has to be that way
do you realize how hard it is to be the biggest Douche in the Reds broadcast booth(s)
Hope Springs Eternal!
by Caleb on May 26, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Hey guys tonight's Sport's Girl Pic...brought to you by Mads
Don’t you love Tennis
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
Everyone's getting a little carried away with the pictures tonight
Remember to keep them >60 KB.
by Brendanukkah on May 26, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm sure you meant less than 60K, but second'd
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Jude Law's in the new Sherlock Holmes movies
And I’m definitely into Rachel McAdams in her corset and garters in that movie.
by Brendanukkah on May 26, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Speaking of pictures ...
would you have some of Ms. McAdams in said corset
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 26, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
So you think Maria Sharapova looks like Jude Law
So how’s hormone therapy working?
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
I trust Votto to get to the bag before Weathers there
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Why PH Taveris? Can't the guy get a night off.
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
Todd Coffey
sprints in from the bullpen.
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It's getting chilly out
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Does Coco always come out to Enter Sandman?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 26, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions
Did he that time?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
It was blaring over the PA when Kelch and Marty were talking
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 26, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank you
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 26, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
one out
ah ah ah!
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Berkman's the tying run?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Oh no - Lance Fucking Berkman...
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
WEEE DP
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 26, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions
Holy shit!
Double play! REDS WIN!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
And two games in a row in which Gomes has worked walks with the bases loaded
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 26, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Jim Day, ball gag, joke already made
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
The clown suit is being readied
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 26, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
tHong is an idiot...the only time he gets excited is after the action because he's spending his time talking nonsense
Nice play by Rosy and Gonzo …these guys are growing on me…
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
G'night all...this is more excitement than my doctor says I should have...
Gots to take my meds…
And
"I just wanted to be like my dad, Jesus. He was a good shortstop.
Johan Santana
Josh Hamilton
is DHing tonight. He’s got a strained groin, a ribcage pull, and other assorted injuries.
Probably a good thing he’s in the AL.
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If he hits anything with all that going on with his body, the Rangers better hope it leaves the yard
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 26, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
He's scored a run already
No hit, because it was a forceout, but Joba did his usual first inning suckitude, loaded up the bases, and Hamilton scored.
Would have been a lot worse for the Yanks, except Kinsler got himself picked off 3B. After hitting a triple.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Sounds like he's alright
I just can’t imagine trying to run the bases with all that going on.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 26, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think he's all right
He’s hitting .255.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
This CLE-ORL game is awesome
Just sayin’
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
I love how he just KNOWS he has to do damned near everything
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
I dunno about the foul
Frobocop was just backpedaling, Howard initiated all the contact and technically went over his back.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
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