Game 44 Thread: Astros at Reds
Houston Astros at Cincinnati Reds, May 25, 2009 1:10 PM EDT
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They're already facing the Astros again? Didn't they just have 2 series against them?
And Wandy Rodriguez again? How many times are they going to face this guy this year? I only ask because he's pretty much owned the Reds for the last year. In his past 5 starts against the Reds, he's 3-1 with a 1.65 ERA. In his two starts against the Reds this year, he's 2-0, going 14 innings and allowing just 7 hits while striking out 15 batters. So far this year the Reds have been doing their part to put Rodriguez second in the NL in ERA and 3rd in hits per nine innings.
This will actually be the third time this year that Aaron Harang has faced Rodriguez on the mound. In the previous two starts against him, Harang hasn't been particularly effective, allowing at least 5 runs in each start and only making it to the 6th inning in one of the starts. He's going to need to be more on his game today if the Reds are going to win.
The Astros come to town having lost four in a row and 6 of their last 8. They are in last place in the NL Central, 7 games out of first. The Reds are currently 3rd in the division, 2.5 games behind the Cardinals and Brewers who are tied for first. The Astros have won 17 of the last 19 games between these two teams in Great American Ball Park. That has to be one of the more embarassing statistics for the Reds players. They gotta step up and take some pride this series. Anything less than winning two out of three is unacceptable.
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Fuck you.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on May 25, 2009 11:03 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
screw you
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on May 25, 2009 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
I think I may have started something.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 25, 2009 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Shit
my nose just fell off.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 25, 2009 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions
THAT'S IGNORANT!!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 25, 2009 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions
one of my favorite south parks though !
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 25, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Lineup from Fay
Willy Taveras cf
Jerry Hairston 2b
Chris Dickerson lf
Jonny Gomes rf
Ramon Hernandez c
Alex Gonzalez ss
Adam Rosales 1b
Paul Janish 3b
Aaron Harang p
Here’s hoping for some unexpected offense for a seemingly lackluster lineup.
by wishfuldrifter on May 25, 2009 11:10 AM EDT reply actions
So... it's getaway day, huh?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
...
Dickerson in LF and Gomes in RF?? way to know your roster, Dusty.
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2009 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions
just for fun
1. Hamilton
2. Hatteberg
3. Griffey
4. Phillips
5. Dunn
6. Encarnacion
7. Aurilia
8. Ross
9. Harang
Ah. OK, continue.
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
Wow lol at the lineup.
Seriously what the hell? Hopefully we get some offense as the other poster said.
"Carpe Diem"
i almost said
“that is one hell of an infield, eh?” but then i looked at the outfield.
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2009 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Fay gives Dusty's justification for Dickerson...
“Other than Votto, Dickerson hits lefties the best of our left-handed hitters,” Dusty Baker said.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
well, at least that's true
in 27 career at-bats against lefties, Dickerson is hitting .259 with a .370 SLG. So yeah, he hits the shit out of those lefties.
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
In two career UK-UL bets with JCH I am 2-0
so yeah i’m awesome too
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on May 25, 2009 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions
17 per
Made from 100% recycled awesome,
by chandrathan on May 25, 2009 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
oh i dont mind Dickerson starting
im all for him getting ABs. especially because Bruce needs a day off against Wandy. but putting Gomes in RF and Dickerson in LF is backwards.
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2009 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
So is Votto completely unvaliable?
Or are they holding him out because he’s not 100 percent yet?
"Carpe Diem"
I think they are just holding him out
He pinch hit yesterday… I’m sure he could do it again today
by wishfuldrifter on May 25, 2009 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah I was at the game yesterday and was happy to see him get in.
But they said he experienced more dizziness before yesterdays game. Hopefully he is avaliable today.
"Carpe Diem"
Game temperature around .
i think it feels warmer than that already
"We're going to Adonis, son"
jch24
supposed to get up to --
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 25, 2009 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions
what was wrong with ramon at 1st and Hanigan behind the plate ??
I guess we don’t need hanigan and his .300+ avg
Nobody listens to Andrew
I saw something the other day
about Hanigan being sore, maybe he was sore after 11 innings? Or Dusty just doesn’t believe in avgs.
by wishfuldrifter on May 25, 2009 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Yea I thought that was the whole reason we have Castillo up
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 25, 2009 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions
What's wrong
is that would put Rosales at 3rd where he’ll do more harm? More likely it’s the soreness thing. Maybe this lineup is all about making Harang simultaneously proud and angry that they think such a lineup is good enough for a W.
It looks like our two best hitters today
will be Cherry and Gonzalez.
Ouch.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
It could be worse
If we are lucky, Hernandez and Gonzalez keep their hot bats.
Rosie seems to be warming up a little bit, Gomes has some power, and if Dickerson gets in a good game it’s not thatbad….
by wishfuldrifter on May 25, 2009 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I completely disagree.
Hernandez may have a “hot bat”, but his “hot bat” isn’t really hitting anything but singles, which don’t do a whole lot of good if nobody else in the lineup can hit. Alex Gonzalez can have a lucky fluke series against the Indians but I’m far from convinced that he’s hot. Rosie is 5 for his last 26, Gomes is probably the best bet in our lineup to get anything across the board (which is frightening), and a good game for Chris Dickerson is 0-3 with a walk and no fuck-ups in the OF. Poor Harang.
Wow I thought I was the most awkward dork on the planet
and then I saw that interview with Adam Rosales. You all know he played D&D or Larped or some shit in high school.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 25, 2009 12:37 PM EDT reply actions
Did you see his leap that he made in the dugout after A-Gons double?
It was priceless
by wishfuldrifter on May 25, 2009 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah.
I have no problem with the excitement, but with someone that awkard it always scares me that he’s going to hurt someone else. (Land on someone’s ankle, etc.) I know I’m just being a worry-wart, but I’ve seen goofy fuckers screw too many things up.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 25, 2009 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Why are you implying that he stopped?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on May 25, 2009 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 25, 2009 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Fellow Reds player: “Great game tonight, Rosie. Wanna come have a few beers with us?”
Adam Roseales: “I would, but I have a raid and I’m trying to get my pally up to Level 80.”
Fellow Reds player: ’I’m just gonna stop talking to you."
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 25, 2009 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I hear he plays as a mage
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 25, 2009 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
NERD ALERT!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 25, 2009 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I've spent much time in their midst
Actually, my girlfriend used to play WoW a LOT.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 25, 2009 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions
When you meet her in person you're in for some disappointment
by Red Menace on May 25, 2009 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
What the HELL people
Most of you have MET her. LOL
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 25, 2009 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, we've certainly got some good lefties on the bench, eh?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I don't see that he had much of an option
I’d be cool to see Hanigan in there, but maybe his legs hurt or he’s hungover or batting average was calculated incorrectly
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 25, 2009 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
even worse than the line up...
is tHom and the cowboy together on the TV…
ugh
Nobody listens to Andrew
Yup, but we were due
to fill up our fucking idiot quota. This should do nicely.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on May 25, 2009 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Kelch and Marty on the radio though
Best you can expect
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 25, 2009 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
juice withdrawal
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on May 25, 2009 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Well FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 25, 2009 1:16 PM EDT reply actions
I'm thinking the same thing.
I’d pitch around him every single time. 47 career homers is enough.
The fact that they’ve let him hit 47 career homers against them shows me they don’t have the brains to change their strategy or the balls to throw Berkman some chin music. He absolutely owns this team.
Phone's ringing, Dude.
Welcome back to Cincinnati, Mr. Berkman.
Can I get your bags for you? Oh sir, please put your wallet away. your money is no good here. Would you like a steak?
Jesus
a three bagger to that slob. Sad.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on May 25, 2009 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions
If you're gonna use the "f-word"
go for the gold baby.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on May 25, 2009 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions
yuppp
2-0 and 1st and 3rd only 1 out
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 25, 2009 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions
What are they doing?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 25, 2009 1:18 PM EDT reply actions
The Astros...
they apparently know something that noone else does
by wishfuldrifter on May 25, 2009 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Harang consistently up in the zone
and this defense doesn’t exactly inspire. Shit.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
We almost went out to get tickets for tonight's game
and then we saw the lineup.
Nope. Staying home.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
Just noticed the Reds caps, kind of nice.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 25, 2009 1:21 PM EDT reply actions
Respectfully disagree.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on May 25, 2009 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, I personally would never be caught dead wearing one
but for a one-time thing (and especially if they auction the game-worn ones off) they’re not bad for memorial day. They could be a lot worse.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 25, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions
At least the Reds have, you know, Red in them
If the Marlins pull this it has to look awful.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 25, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, some of those have to look terrible
Colorado
Florida
Baltimore
etc.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 25, 2009 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions
second base ump has a red one too
must have left his at home
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 25, 2009 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah and that triple was about three feet from being out
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 25, 2009 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions
When I started reading this thread, it was 0-0
By the time I caught up, it was 2-0, with runners on the corners. I blame all of you.
Sorry.
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 25, 2009 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions
blame berkman and harang
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 25, 2009 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Absolutely craptacular
Run out the scrubs and see if Berkman can injur himself sliding into a bag
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 25, 2009 1:23 PM EDT reply actions
Just realized we have one lefty in the lineup today...
Dickerson.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Why the HELL
do we need to try to bunt Taveras over to second?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
as long as its a bunt single..
I’m not going to complain
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 25, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes Jerry
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 25, 2009 1:26 PM EDT reply actions
So now that Jerry actually go on base with a bunt
Will he stop doing it now?
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
I'll bet he smears his own face in shit
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on May 25, 2009 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions
wouldn't that be one thousandth of a point ?
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 25, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions
All right
bases loaded and our clean-up hitter is Gomes. Could be worse.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 25, 2009 1:28 PM EDT reply actions
JONNY!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 25, 2009 1:29 PM EDT reply actions
well, we already have more hits and runs than i was expecting today
by Geki on May 25, 2009 1:30 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Yes.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 25, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Shit. Shut up Thom.
Don’t start saying that Raymoan is hurt. You cock.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 25, 2009 1:32 PM EDT reply actions
in his defense ramon did grimmace a bit
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 25, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I grimmace when I get out of bed sometimes.
Doesn’t mean I need to get on the DL. (As Thom made it sound.)
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 25, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions

Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 25, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Well. Good at-bat at least.
Sort of.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 25, 2009 1:33 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah, but at least he worked the count.
Small victories. I’m back to small victories.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 25, 2009 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions
A little too close
to Alfonso Ribiero for my taste.
Hey tie game.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 25, 2009 1:35 PM EDT reply actions
And now we have the lead
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 25, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Good job Level 67 Mage
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 25, 2009 1:36 PM EDT reply actions
Its still the 1st...
You have time to get it all back
by wishfuldrifter on May 25, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, it looks like Wandy remembered that he's Wandy
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
HOLY CRAP 4 runs
BIzarro Reds are back.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 25, 2009 1:37 PM EDT reply actions
no that was the best case scenario !
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 25, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I grant Rosie
4 hours of mudding on my Telnet
5!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Obviously our bats are hot today but
Aaron needs to hold it.
Oh and 5-2!
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
Holy Crap Harang's even hitting!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 25, 2009 1:38 PM EDT reply actions
I forgot that this all started with an error.
…but that was ruled a single? Huh?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Don't forget my man Zoot.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on May 25, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions
this lineup is awesome
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 25, 2009 1:39 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
And Dusty is a genius
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on May 25, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
That sounds like a beast Rosales slays while role playing.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 25, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Have we conquered Wandy?
Trainer coming out
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Pudge just called out the traineer to look at Wandy.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 25, 2009 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions
knee for Pudge
from the slide into home by Goofey-assed Rosales.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on May 25, 2009 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions
All right good first inning
time for work. I’ll check in with you guyst later.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 25, 2009 1:41 PM EDT reply actions
raining like mad at my house east of the ball park
but appears not to be raining at GABP
Nobody listens to Andrew
nothing here in Newport
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on May 25, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm in New Richmond
at we’ve got rain, thunder, lightning
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 25, 2009 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions
well i'll be damned
i said the day this lineup scores 5 runs in an inning i’ll eat my hat. better the bratwurst settle first.
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 25, 2009 1:44 PM EDT reply actions
Really?
I would think a Brew Crew fan would know what a bratwurst looks like.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 25, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Now that's a wake up call
Just got up and checked the score here on the west coast. Hello!
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
Bunted in the air, popped up...
caught about five feet away?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Nice catch, Dickerson...
I thought that one was falling in.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I hate to be redundant but
Brantley’s blitherings sort of ruin my enjoyment of the game.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
i had this conversation with my coworker the other day
i actually like him. I don’t like hearing him go on and on about smawbaw, but i like his asides about how much he likes ribs, his football or cowboy metaphors and, especially, his voice. I am one (of the few, apparently) who loves to hear him say “right … down… … … …. broadway.”
sorry all.
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
I feel like he knows pitching, well
but (nearly) everything else out of his mouth makes me cringe. But, I must admit that I have a severe prejudice against Rednecks. I hate them.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on May 25, 2009 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
nice catch by dickerson
Gomes would not have got that..
Dusty is channeling his inner genious
Nobody listens to Andrew
So yesterday the Orioles intentionally walked Ryan Zimmerman
to bring up Adam Dunn with the bases loaded. Idiots.
Of course, they brought in a lefty to face him…the only problem being that lefties are hitting .368 against that reliever.
Anyway, he hit a grand slam.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Oh, and my favorite part
was that the Nationals actually tempted them to IBB Zimmerman by bunting over the runners from first and second with no outs.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
should have walked him...
or hit him
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 25, 2009 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I agree w/ brantley
need to chase him back off the plate
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 25, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Or walked up to him. And then hit him.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 25, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe Harang should have lost an extra 5lbs. over the offseason
so he could get his fat-ass to first
Especially since Harang is pitching
Dusty probably got mad at everyone for giving him more than 2 runs in support
by wishfuldrifter on May 25, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't see the entire inning, so I don't recall all that happened
but didn’t we score at least 3 when there were 2 out?
The second run
scored on the force out that made it two outs. If Tejada gets the out, that force out makes three outs and the rest of the runs aren’t scored.
I missed the beginning of the inning...
FTH is Thom ranting about?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
He wants a segment called "Ask the Cowboy"
wherein viewers would ask him questions such as “Do you call the woman who gave birth to you ‘Mom’ or ‘Sis?’”
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on May 25, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
admire'd
plus Hernandez was running, so a decent throw would have gotten him.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
He slighted him
And then Raymoan missed the stop sign….. sigh
by wishfuldrifter on May 25, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Apparently...
He was gone for what seemed like 5 minutes
by wishfuldrifter on May 25, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions
On the replay...
he did a decent job faking them into thinking he actually knew where it was.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
he's channeling his inner chinstrap penguin
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 25, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Roethlisberger?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 25, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
He wasn't ugly enough
had to give it a real effort.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on May 25, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't see how anybody could think that is worth
what is obviously a fairly high maintenance cost.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Well, I guess they don't want to make the Reds pay
for that stupid baserunning mistake last inning.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
The real question (and I'm serious here) is ...
has Rosales ever touched a boob?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 25, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Yup when the fat kid was the Dungeon Master
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on May 25, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah he has
it felt like a bag of sand
What do you mean, "blank slate"?
by boobs on May 25, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 25, 2009 2:22 PM EDT reply actions
Reply moron.
That rec’s for you ash.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 25, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions
They saw the lineup
Needless to say, this didn't work and everybody died.
by SullivanSmith on May 25, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Guess so...
I was let off work early today and thought about going out there and changed my mind when I looked at lineup
by wishfuldrifter on May 25, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions

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