Game 40 Thread: Part 2
Not a good outing for Owings. Reds trailing 6-0 after 3.5 innings.
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maybe "break out" isn't the right phrasing
I think what you meant to say is, “why does our offense suck?”
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Looks like Pwnings came down with a case of the Arroyo's
Well, with crooked numbers in every frame at least we’re being consistent.
you thought right
whatup peeps?
This game sucks.
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on May 21, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Well we didn't something wrong that time
Phillies didn’t put any more numbers up
by wishfuldrifter on May 21, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions
It's an intimidating bottom third of the order...
Who’s up to PH?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
McFlurry is my guess
But maybe Cherry
by wishfuldrifter on May 21, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Never mind
sMarty says RamRam gets to bat
by wishfuldrifter on May 21, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think that I mind so much.
We’re down by 6, and we have 4 more innings to pitch.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
i don't mind
don’t want to burn up the bullpen.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 21, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions
It was a nice bunt, it's true.
And the PH would have just had to bunt, right?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Knowing Dusty...
Yes… and if he didn’t get it down, T-Virus bunts
by wishfuldrifter on May 21, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
that's about the size of it
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on May 21, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions
time for BP to be a hero
okay, I’m momentarily re-interested in this game
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
BP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m re-interested as well!
by wishfuldrifter on May 21, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions
And the birds are singing that the Phillies are gonna die!
(figuratively…)
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
Close play apparently
Would’ve preferred a dinger though
by wishfuldrifter on May 21, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, it was close
Rollins made that play. I imagine nine times out of ten, Nix makes it to first.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Now RamRam needs to hold them
And then hopefully we can keep it going and get a run or two in this next inning
BP is Slyde's favorite player
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2009 2:29 PM EDT reply actions
no
BP is SIyde’s favorite player.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 21, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions
no
/justin’d
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 21, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i'll do it with one less capital letter
Siyde
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 21, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I hate walks to the bottom 3rd of the order
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
but Blanton can still get the Win
so he is awesome.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 21, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
so your saying there's an aesthetic caste system even among fellow drifters
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions
woah man
where you been?
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions
it's painting season...
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
wabbit season
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Lawry's seasoning salt
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
Noah Lowry

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions
i heard the same thing happened
to the drummer from Molly Hatchet
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Who did they say is coming in to pitch?
And I’m assuming Cherry is replacing Rosie?
by wishfuldrifter on May 21, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I would prefer that our long reliever continue...
I’d hate to see this game go into extras if we’ve already used our long guy
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on May 21, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
go into extras?
The game would have to be tied for that. It’s not tied. Ergo, it’s not going into extras. Duh.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
if we hadn't scored 5 that inning
there wouldn’t be a pitching change.
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on May 21, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, it is true that my point IS essentially useless.
But if we had PH for Ramirez, we might’ve scored more than 5 runs. (But I’m not really arguing with you)
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
I am about to go on a MADVILLIAN RANT
tHom has no sense of the occasion…..no ability to modulate his voice……he is so sanctimonious and tedious
all together now…THOM CAN_________

tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on May 21, 2009 2:35 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
get fetal alcohol syndrome?
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I'm so glad RamRam stayed in to bunt
and face two more batters. Yeah, I know they still scored some runs, but…
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Squibber went right past him, he ran after it and lunged it towards third.
He had no chance of getting him. The other runner continued to second—they would have had him there.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
On second thought
I’m okay the way Dust-bags managed this… if the Reds hadn’t scored 5, RamRam would’ve stayed in to pitch a little longer. Since they scored 5, Dusty wanted to get his best relievers into the ballgame. With Utley and Howard coming up, DRH is the best middle-innings match-up for them.
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
and Ibanez between Utley and Howard.
and Stairs following. How on earth would Dusty do this lineup with so many good lefty hitters!!!
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on May 21, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions
We'd been doing a good job keeping Chutley in check this series
Today, we are paying the piper, in a big, big way.
Well, the second place guy was pretty out and proud
by Brendanukkah on May 21, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions
FTH Hanigan?
Is anybody on this team not going to show bunt?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
he likes to hit
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
he's signed thru 2012
with a 2013 option
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
I'm well aware, but, if he's traded he can opt out
further, I didn’t say next season was a walk year. He is under paid relative to other studs and, if he opts out, he will get the 17-20 million package. In that case, THIS might be his walk year
I changed my mind
Elias ranked CC as the best NL pitcher last season with 98 points and Peavy as the 7th with 90 points. Unless those are exponential points, I’d say they’re similar
I don't think you'll find many people who consider them similar
Also one is large with good mechanics, the other not and not. And despite you disagreeing, the bidders won’t include the Yankees.
I've never seen an opt out clause in the description of his contract
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Would you accept a prepositional phrase with a gerund?
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's only partially true
Players traded in the middle of a multiyear deal have the right to demand a trade at the end of the season, not the right to opt out of the rest of the contract. If a player exercises this right, the team has until March 15 to trade him, or he becomes a free agent.
So it is a quasi-opt out clause.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 21, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
actually
I’m not sure that’s true anymore. The more I’m researching, it appears that has been removed from the labor agreement – according to Richard Justice at least (in the comment posted at 6:39 PM on 12/12).
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
And according to the press release
It has been removed. He can neither demand a trade or opt out.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
the relevant text is under the heading, "Free Agency"
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
not for this birthday boy!!
amiright!!!???
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions
then why announce he wants to remain
in the NL and why did Marty and tHom interpret that as meaning he wanted his deal extended?
Is it possible they do not know?
it's possible
but it doesn’t matter. The labor agreement is what it is, whether the announcers know it or not.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
this is turning into an episode of Lost
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Peavy's extension was signed 12/12/07
His current contract thru 2009 would apply to the old deal, but his 2010 contract does not.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
yeah i remember this being discussed when Arroyo was traded here
he had the option to demand a trade, so we gave him the extension. win-win.
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
but couldn't the team claim that they didn't get the kinda offer they wanted?
like i mean any player has a right to demand a trade, but that doesn’t mean they will get one.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 21, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions
there's a big difference between demanding a trade
and becoming a free agent if you don’t get traded.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
because AL baseball sucks
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on May 21, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
peavy's agent went on to say
“If I were a betting man I would bet Peavy remains in San Deigo”.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 21, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions
if I were a betting man
and had access to inside information, I would feed the opposite information to the public to drive the betting line in the other direction so I could make a shit ton of money.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Wait, how does his agent
have anything to gain by feeding incorrect information?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
because
if they have a no trade clause, they have 48 hours to renegotiate his contract, more money, more years, both. Ala Comier.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 21, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
sorry for be a condescending dick to you
but maybe somebody out there learned something, and isn’t that what matters?
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 21, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope.
You should consider RR more like a public school.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
by andromache on May 21, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
and stop showing up
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I just learned
that Cherry was named in the Mitchell Report.
How did I miss that?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
i feel like i knew that
it helped him stay healthy.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 21, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions
because he doesnt hit homers
we only care about steroids when it makes players good.
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions
dammit
i was kinda excited about this game again for a few minutes there.
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
For those times when you can't be fucking Pat Burrell.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on May 21, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
that creep can roll
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
8 year olds dude

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Has anyone checked on obc?
Owings superfan #1 was at the game. He’s probably crying in the family bathroom as we speak.
"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."
that's the spirit
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions
he'll get over you, he knows he will
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
That's a good enough reason
To link to the most awesomely 90’s video of all time! (Well, at least the 90’s)
by Brendanukkah on May 21, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
like masterbating in the DMV'S bathroom
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
yikes
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not the one who put up the poster of Markie Post imploring people to visit the Outer Banks
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
yamma hamma
it’s fright night!
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
you left out "jamma" and "yellow"
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
"QuikStop." "My best friend fucked a dead guy in the bathroom!"
/Chase Utleying Amy
by Brendanukkah on May 21, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't help it
I love it so much. The Pope! The LA Kings! White guy dancing! The hair!
by Brendanukkah on May 21, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
hmmm...
Brewers head to Minnehaha to play the Twins after tonight and they are up 9-0 in the 3rd inning against the White Sox.
so what?
who cares?
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
ahh
im just yanking your chain for the Brewers nonsense. carry on pal.
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha
on mlb.com: free, live look-ins as Utley tries for the cycle!
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
but he's a lefty
and Ruiz is a righty. are you dense?
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions
lotion. basket. it.
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Just checking in
Anyone else buying tickets for Saturday to watch Homer pitch?
And, this sucks.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
i already have tickets
to a graduation banquet.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 21, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
is Homer official for Saturday?
or are you speculating?
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Word at the Ballpark is
Volquez will be DLed and Bailey is scheduled to pitch Sat for Louisville so he will take Volquez’s place in the rotation. After that is up in the air.
that's why i trust KCOX 17 Action News Team
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
i've had jobs like that
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I may or may not be working at a job like that right now
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
I enjoy sitting in my office
watching the game opposed to going up in the heat to watch.
you better watch what you say
lest you want to have a bunch of new friends asking for gifts.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
It always seems
I have more friends in summer than I do in winter. Its funny how that works.
do you have a pool?
can i come over and go swimming?
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
my neighbors have a pool
apparently they don’t open it until August and they close it in September. Suffice it to say, nobody likes them.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
or maybe
they just tell you they open it in august and close in september. Maybe they’re having fun all summer long while youre next door not having fun.
or they are watching out for slyde's skin
don’t want him to get melanoma.
/McCain’d
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 21, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I dont have
a sweet red stapler like him. Maybe i should though considering its the REDS
I would never wear a tie like that
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
Ramirez pitched today...
and Volquez is almost definitely not pitching, right?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Does that rule out getting a worthless career AAAA starter specifically to spot pitch?
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
Speculating.
Volquez won’t go. RamRam pitched today. It’s Homer’s turn in the Louisville rotation on Saturday. It can’t go any other way, can it?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 21, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Maloney is scheuled t pitch tomorrow
he tomorrow in Cincinnat, and the Reds can give Bronson that extra dayDusty wanted to give him.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 21, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
my eyes started bleeding as I tried to read this
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
by Slyde on May 21, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
i decided to change my sentece mid stream
so you kinda got two different plans rolled into one.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 21, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
the extra "B" is for "BYOBB"
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
i'll try again
the Bats are off today, so Maloney is scheduled to pitch tomorrow. They could have him pitch in Cincinnati tomorrow, and give Bronson the extra off that Dusty hoped to give him.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 21, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, but that required outside the box thinking
which means that definitely won’t happen
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 21, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions
yes

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok, good point.
I may be jumping the gun.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 21, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
and
this game is toast. fuckitall.
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2009 3:14 PM EDT reply actions
I read that as "Fucktail"
which made me think of Ducktales, which made me think of Launchpad McQuack, which made me chuckle.
Thanks Reds.
I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on May 21, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
The Reds mascot of "fuckitall" futility?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 21, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Not exactly
Just a new use for an established character. Sort of like Baloo in TaleSpin.
by Brendanukkah on May 21, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Phillies trivia:
Player with most HRs as a rookie for the Reds.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
strange
since, you know, Robinson holds the NL record for a rookie, doesn’t he?
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
he's a typical kalas philly fan
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, he can reach base...
when you spot him three balls to begin the AB.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
That'd be nice if the lead was 1 run.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
I'm down with another HR
Then we can get our hopes up again
by wishfuldrifter on May 21, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
GIBP
shocker.
I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on May 21, 2009 3:25 PM EDT reply actions
Well darn
This extended suckitude is no fun at all. Maybe the Bizarro Reds can actually not be terrible at Interleague play this year.
Good lord, Mike Lincoln is worthless
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
The Reds are keeping him to do their part for the Lincoln Bicentennial
by Brendanukkah on May 21, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
i got one of those neat new pennies the other day
and dropped it in the jar with all the rest of them.
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
what, get him assassinated again in front of tens of people?
Will you stop it with the vegetables
by Man Mountain on May 21, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
He does a pretty good impression of Ft. Sumter
Getting shelled like that.
by Brendanukkah on May 21, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I dunno
Jocketty was able to affix a value to him.
by Brendanukkah on May 21, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions
2 year deal dude
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Marty got really excited about that fly out
maybe he too is rooting for Lincoln’s assassination.
I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on May 21, 2009 3:34 PM EDT reply actions
Hanigan walks
remember when our catchers were awful?
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2009 3:44 PM EDT reply actions
He also won't shut up about Adam Lambert
which means ‘tHan is LOVING today’s broadcast
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 21, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
The saddest thing is
if it wasn’t for ’tHan and Marty, I would have no idea who that is.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 21, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
little Tony Gwynn Jr
is heading to San Diego. that’s neat.
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2009 3:56 PM EDT reply actions
Marty and Thom
A friend of mine is a Phillies fan. He is currently driving from Chicago to Toledo, so he asked me where he could listen to the game. I told him to tune to 700, and we’ve been texting back and forth about the game here and there. He doesn’t know who Marty and Thom are, much less that they’re father and son.
He just texted me and asked “Do these guys hate each other?”
Ladies and Gentleman your 2009 Reds Radio Broadcasters!
Bruce Bonser? Boone Bonser? Boot Bonser? BOOSE BONZER?
not pretty
and he sucked today too.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 21, 2009 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I blame this loss on the botched DL handling of Masset
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 21, 2009 4:27 PM EDT reply actions
I blame this loss on the lack of a well rounded roster.
It would take an incredible lucky and creative manager to be competitive with;
Rosy (love him but…)
McFluffy
Alex gonzales – put a fork in him
Jannish – love him but he’s at best a back up
Depending on Cherry to play every day
And that’s only 20% of the roster…
For me there’s also questions about;
EdE, Herrara (love him but he’s so tiny), CoCo, …now we are appraoching 30% of the roster…
That’s too high to get you anywhere near the playoffs…maybe about .450 over the course of the season.
And this doesn’t take in consideration that Dusty isn’t very strategically stong or creative.
Right now we are looking at a # 4 or #5 place team in a pretty strong division.
"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching."
Satchel Paige
make me a duel manager and GM
and we totally got this. Look at my solution for the rotation, lot more creative and effective than Dusty/Walt.
I totally got this. Plus I would totally hire Madville to be the bench coach, and Slyde to do data analysis.
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 21, 2009 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions
OK but Slyde doesn't actual;ly have to come to the games does he
I could also go for getting to hitting instructor.
these guys seem to be lazy and ubdisciplined. They need to learn how to relicate their successes, see figure out and see the rotation of the ball, to be patienet, to know every oitcher well, and to hit the ball where it is pitched.
Justin and mads…, with Slyde’s help and hey you got to find a spot for Ash…she don’t take no shit from no one…I’m warming up to this,,,
"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching."
Satchel Paige
If you think I'm qualified to do Data Analysis
then i don’t want to work for your organization.
"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty
i'd pretty much do whatever your date tells me to do
you would be the puppet master…
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 21, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
can I watch...
Oh and regarding the data analysis..you make the coolest grphs and stuff so no one would ever question whether or no there was any statistical validity to your work. Plus we’d blame Justy, I mean Dusty – er Justin
"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching."
Satchel Paige
getting to be the hitting instructor that should read
"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching."
Satchel Paige

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