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Game 40 Thread: Part 2

Not a good outing for Owings.  Reds trailing 6-0 after 3.5 innings.

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BP: Please stop bunting.

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 21, 2009 1:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Looks like Pwnings came down with a case of the Arroyo's

Well, with crooked numbers in every frame at least we’re being consistent.

by ken on May 21, 2009 2:04 PM EDT reply actions  

you thought right

whatup peeps?

This game sucks.

tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty

by Colin Auscapee on May 21, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's an intimidating bottom third of the order...

Who’s up to PH?

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by Gray on May 21, 2009 2:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Never mind

sMarty says RamRam gets to bat

by wishfuldrifter on May 21, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even with two on, no out?

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by Gray on May 21, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, whatever.

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by Gray on May 21, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think that I mind so much.

We’re down by 6, and we have 4 more innings to pitch.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on May 21, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't mind

don’t want to burn up the bullpen.

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 21, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was a nice bunt, it's true.

And the PH would have just had to bunt, right?

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by Gray on May 21, 2009 2:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Knowing Dusty...

Yes… and if he didn’t get it down, T-Virus bunts

by wishfuldrifter on May 21, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plus RamRam is a starter so he can go a few innings. Just so he doesn’t start against the Brewers cuz RamRam says

I pwn ’em

by ol Pete on May 21, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

productive out?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 21, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's about the size of it

tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty

by Colin Auscapee on May 21, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Another nice AB by Bruce

If BP gets a hit we have a shot at this one

by wishfuldrifter on May 21, 2009 2:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Big swing for BP...

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by Gray on May 21, 2009 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

time for BP to be a hero

okay, I’m momentarily re-interested in this game

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on May 21, 2009 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

This is only the 5th inning

this game seems like it’s been going on forever

by wishfuldrifter on May 21, 2009 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

ONE RUN GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PHILLIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 21, 2009 2:26 PM EDT reply actions  

THAT IS WHAT IS UP!

tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty

by Colin Auscapee on May 21, 2009 2:26 PM EDT reply actions  

and its a brand new game

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on May 21, 2009 2:26 PM EDT reply actions  

And the birds are singing that the Phillies are gonna die!

(figuratively…)

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on May 21, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

And for the record...

/admire’d

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by Gray on May 21, 2009 2:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Close play apparently

Would’ve preferred a dinger though

by wishfuldrifter on May 21, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it was close

Rollins made that play. I imagine nine times out of ten, Nix makes it to first.

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by Gray on May 21, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now RamRam needs to hold them

And then hopefully we can keep it going and get a run or two in this next inning

by wishfuldrifter on May 21, 2009 2:29 PM EDT reply actions  

no

BP is SIyde’s favorite player.

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 21, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

/justin'd

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by Gray on May 21, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

/justin’d

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 21, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I hate walks to the bottom 3rd of the order

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on May 21, 2009 2:33 PM EDT reply actions  

nice

He is quite homely looking

by wishfuldrifter on May 21, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

woah man

where you been?

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's painting season...

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on May 21, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

wabbit season

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lawry's seasoning salt

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 21, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Noah Lowry

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh oh...

Dusty has the lineup card out.

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by Gray on May 21, 2009 2:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I would prefer that our long reliever continue...

I’d hate to see this game go into extras if we’ve already used our long guy

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on May 21, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

go into extras?

The game would have to be tied for that. It’s not tied. Ergo, it’s not going into extras. Duh.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 21, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

if we hadn't scored 5 that inning

there wouldn’t be a pitching change.

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on May 21, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, it is true that my point IS essentially useless.

But if we had PH for Ramirez, we might’ve scored more than 5 runs. (But I’m not really arguing with you)

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on May 21, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

That made me laugh – that’s not a good thing I think.

by ol Pete on May 21, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am about to go on a MADVILLIAN RANT

tHom has no sense of the occasion…..no ability to modulate his voice……he is so sanctimonious and tedious

all together now…THOM CAN_________

tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty

by Colin Auscapee on May 21, 2009 2:35 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Yorke off?

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on May 21, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm so glad RamRam stayed in to bunt

and face two more batters. Yeah, I know they still scored some runs, but…

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by Gray on May 21, 2009 2:37 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a stupid play by BP.

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by Gray on May 21, 2009 2:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Squibber went right past him, he ran after it and lunged it towards third.

He had no chance of getting him. The other runner continued to second—they would have had him there.

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by Gray on May 21, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

On second thought

I’m okay the way Dust-bags managed this… if the Reds hadn’t scored 5, RamRam would’ve stayed in to pitch a little longer. Since they scored 5, Dusty wanted to get his best relievers into the ballgame. With Utley and Howard coming up, DRH is the best middle-innings match-up for them.

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on May 21, 2009 2:40 PM EDT reply actions  

and Ibanez between Utley and Howard.

and Stairs following. How on earth would Dusty do this lineup with so many good lefty hitters!!!

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on May 21, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice slide by Ruiz...

Bruce made that close.

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by Gray on May 21, 2009 2:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay 1 run in the inning

Still just a 2 run deficit… we still have 4 innings to go

by wishfuldrifter on May 21, 2009 2:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Time for some Hernaniganzs

Hernandez is due for a hit today… and Haniganman is just beastly

by wishfuldrifter on May 21, 2009 2:45 PM EDT reply actions  

FTH Hanigan?

Is anybody on this team not going to show bunt?

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by Gray on May 21, 2009 2:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't get that...

why?

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by Gray on May 21, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

One less hitter and I dunno…

by ol Pete on May 21, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's signed thru 2012

with a 2013 option

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 21, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm well aware, but, if he's traded he can opt out

further, I didn’t say next season was a walk year. He is under paid relative to other studs and, if he opts out, he will get the 17-20 million package. In that case, THIS might be his walk year

by timb116 on May 21, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll mention that to CC

not that I’m saying CC is peavy, but Peavy is darn good

by timb116 on May 21, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I changed my mind

Elias ranked CC as the best NL pitcher last season with 98 points and Peavy as the 7th with 90 points. Unless those are exponential points, I’d say they’re similar

by timb116 on May 21, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think you'll find many people who consider them similar

Also one is large with good mechanics, the other not and not. And despite you disagreeing, the bidders won’t include the Yankees.

by ol Pete on May 21, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've never seen an opt out clause in the description of his contract

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 21, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a double secret opt out clause

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 21, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would you accept a prepositional phrase with a gerund?

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on May 21, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

about contracting?

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on May 21, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's only partially true

Players traded in the middle of a multiyear deal have the right to demand a trade at the end of the season, not the right to opt out of the rest of the contract. If a player exercises this right, the team has until March 15 to trade him, or he becomes a free agent.

So it is a quasi-opt out clause.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 21, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

oh.

Crazy. I should try to remember that

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on May 21, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually

I’m not sure that’s true anymore. The more I’m researching, it appears that has been removed from the labor agreement – according to Richard Justice at least (in the comment posted at 6:39 PM on 12/12).

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 21, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

And according to the press release

It has been removed. He can neither demand a trade or opt out.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 21, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

the relevant text is under the heading, "Free Agency"

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 21, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

not for this birthday boy!!

amiright!!!???

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

autoslydation

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by Gray on May 21, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

then why announce he wants to remain

in the NL and why did Marty and tHom interpret that as meaning he wanted his deal extended?

Is it possible they do not know?

by timb116 on May 21, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's possible

but it doesn’t matter. The labor agreement is what it is, whether the announcers know it or not.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 21, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plus, Peavy singed his in 2005

so, like Tejada, he would retain his rights under the old agreement

by timb116 on May 21, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Peavy's extension was signed 12/12/07

His current contract thru 2009 would apply to the old deal, but his 2010 contract does not.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 21, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Google found his old deal!

I thought it looked henky with three option years and all

by timb116 on May 21, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah i remember this being discussed when Arroyo was traded here

he had the option to demand a trade, so we gave him the extension. win-win.

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

but couldn't the team claim that they didn't get the kinda offer they wanted?

like i mean any player has a right to demand a trade, but that doesn’t mean they will get one.

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 21, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

there's a big difference between demanding a trade

and becoming a free agent if you don’t get traded.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 21, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

because AL baseball sucks

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on May 21, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

give them bailey

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on May 21, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

peavy's agent went on to say

“If I were a betting man I would bet Peavy remains in San Deigo”.

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 21, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

if I were a betting man

and had access to inside information, I would feed the opposite information to the public to drive the betting line in the other direction so I could make a shit ton of money.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 21, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, how does his agent

have anything to gain by feeding incorrect information?

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by Gray on May 21, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

because

if they have a no trade clause, they have 48 hours to renegotiate his contract, more money, more years, both. Ala Comier.

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 21, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was being sarcastic.

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by Gray on May 21, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry for be a condescending dick to you

but maybe somebody out there learned something, and isn’t that what matters?

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 21, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope.

You should consider RR more like a public school.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on May 21, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

and stop showing up

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on May 21, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I just learned

that Cherry was named in the Mitchell Report.

How did I miss that?

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by Gray on May 21, 2009 2:51 PM EDT reply actions  

because he doesnt hit homers

we only care about steroids when it makes players good.

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Arod'D and Manny'D

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on May 21, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

HR against who else… sigh.

by ol Pete on May 21, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crap

I really dont like the Phillies

by wishfuldrifter on May 21, 2009 2:59 PM EDT reply actions  

He hit that one a long way.

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by Gray on May 21, 2009 2:59 PM EDT reply actions  

dammit

i was kinda excited about this game again for a few minutes there.

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

The Reds couldn’t have that

by wishfuldrifter on May 21, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has anyone checked on obc?

Owings superfan #1 was at the game. He’s probably crying in the family bathroom as we speak.

"It seems as if every mistake I've ever made in life I've had an erection in one hand and a Bud Light in the other."

by jch24 on May 21, 2009 3:03 PM EDT reply actions  

that's the spirit

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our available RH pinch hitters:

McDonald and Gonzalez.

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by Gray on May 21, 2009 3:07 PM EDT reply actions  

hmmm...

Brewers head to Minnehaha to play the Twins after tonight and they are up 9-0 in the 3rd inning against the White Sox.

by ol Pete on May 21, 2009 3:07 PM EDT reply actions  

so what?

who cares?

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Basball fans? NL Central opponents? Peavy discussers?

by ol Pete on May 21, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahh

im just yanking your chain for the Brewers nonsense. carry on pal.

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I’m yankin’ back… now when does BP come up again. I’m actually looking forward to the MLB network crew who find great humor in BPs swings.

by ol Pete on May 21, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

on mlb.com: free, live look-ins as Utley tries for the cycle!

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by Gray on May 21, 2009 3:08 PM EDT reply actions  

but he's a lefty

and Ruiz is a righty. are you dense?

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

lotion. basket. it.

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on May 21, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, shit.

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by Gray on May 21, 2009 3:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Just checking in

Anyone else buying tickets for Saturday to watch Homer pitch?

And, this sucks.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 21, 2009 3:12 PM EDT reply actions  

is Homer official for Saturday?

or are you speculating?

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2009 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Word at the Ballpark is

Volquez will be DLed and Bailey is scheduled to pitch Sat for Louisville so he will take Volquez’s place in the rotation. After that is up in the air.

by kcox17 on May 21, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

i've had jobs like that

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on May 21, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I may or may not be working at a job like that right now

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 21, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I enjoy sitting in my office

watching the game opposed to going up in the heat to watch.

by kcox17 on May 21, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

you better watch what you say

lest you want to have a bunch of new friends asking for gifts.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 21, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

It always seems

I have more friends in summer than I do in winter. Its funny how that works.

by kcox17 on May 21, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

do you have a pool?

can i come over and go swimming?

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

my neighbors have a pool

apparently they don’t open it until August and they close it in September. Suffice it to say, nobody likes them.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 21, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

or maybe

they just tell you they open it in august and close in september. Maybe they’re having fun all summer long while youre next door not having fun.

by kcox17 on May 21, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Slyde

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on May 21, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

...'s in the basement all the time.

So he’d never know.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on May 21, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

or they are watching out for slyde's skin

don’t want him to get melanoma.

/McCain’d

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 21, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Will you stop it with the vegetables

by Man Mountain on May 21, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dont have

a sweet red stapler like him. Maybe i should though considering its the REDS

by kcox17 on May 21, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would never wear a tie like that

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 21, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ramirez pitched today...

and Volquez is almost definitely not pitching, right?

Let me write out a formal proof for you.

by Gray on May 21, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speculating.

Volquez won’t go. RamRam pitched today. It’s Homer’s turn in the Louisville rotation on Saturday. It can’t go any other way, can it?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 21, 2009 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maloney is scheuled t pitch tomorrow

he tomorrow in Cincinnat, and the Reds can give Bronson that extra dayDusty wanted to give him.

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 21, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

my eyes started bleeding as I tried to read this

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 21, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

You are not alone.

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by Gray on May 21, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

i decided to change my sentece mid stream

so you kinda got two different plans rolled into one.

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 21, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'll try again

the Bats are off today, so Maloney is scheduled to pitch tomorrow. They could have him pitch in Cincinnati tomorrow, and give Bronson the extra off that Dusty hoped to give him.

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 21, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but that required outside the box thinking

which means that definitely won’t happen

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 21, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, good point.

I may be jumping the gun.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 21, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

and

this game is toast. fuckitall.

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2009 3:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I read that as "Fucktail"

which made me think of Ducktales, which made me think of Launchpad McQuack, which made me chuckle.

Thanks Reds.

I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on May 21, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Reds mascot of "fuckitall" futility?

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 21, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

You might solve a mystery

or rewrite history!

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by Gray on May 21, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also:

“Let’s get dangerous!”

by Brendanukkah on May 21, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

agree'd

Was that a spinoff?

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by Gray on May 21, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Launchpad was his friend

by wishfuldrifter on May 21, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not exactly

Just a new use for an established character. Sort of like Baloo in TaleSpin.

by Brendanukkah on May 21, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phillies trivia:

Player with most HRs as a rookie for the Reds.

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by Gray on May 21, 2009 3:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah...

the Phillies announcer guessed Larkin.

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by Gray on May 21, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

strange

since, you know, Robinson holds the NL record for a rookie, doesn’t he?

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 21, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably...

I think it was 38.

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by Gray on May 21, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

They put in a lefty

just to see Darnell, didn’t they?

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by Gray on May 21, 2009 3:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, he can reach base...

when you spot him three balls to begin the AB.

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by Gray on May 21, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

a BP HR

could cut that lead in half!

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by Gray on May 21, 2009 3:23 PM EDT reply actions  

That'd be nice if the lead was 1 run.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 21, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

GIBP

shocker.

I don't need a hot breakfast to have a good time.

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on May 21, 2009 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

GIBP

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by Gray on May 21, 2009 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Phillies announcer:

“perfect double play ball”

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by Gray on May 21, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well darn

This extended suckitude is no fun at all. Maybe the Bizarro Reds can actually not be terrible at Interleague play this year.

by chesirecat on May 21, 2009 3:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Good lord, Mike Lincoln is worthless

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 21, 2009 3:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I dunno

Jocketty was able to affix a value to him.

by Brendanukkah on May 21, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Far above anyone else's estimate.

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by Gray on May 21, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice catch

Nix’d

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by Gray on May 21, 2009 3:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Marty got really excited about that fly out

maybe he too is rooting for Lincoln’s assassination.

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by 3 Fast 3 Furious on May 21, 2009 3:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Hanigan walks

remember when our catchers were awful?

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2009 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

This has been a nice looking tandem

Fun fact: after 1B, the Cs have the highest OBP on the team.

by ken on May 21, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

marty seems kinda limited

or a big pussy afraid of heights.

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 21, 2009 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

He also won't shut up about Adam Lambert

which means ‘tHan is LOVING today’s broadcast

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 21, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

The saddest thing is

if it wasn’t for ’tHan and Marty, I would have no idea who that is.

"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san

by BK on May 21, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

little Tony Gwynn Jr

is heading to San Diego. that’s neat.

go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls

by Charlie Scrabbles on May 21, 2009 3:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Marty and Thom

A friend of mine is a Phillies fan. He is currently driving from Chicago to Toledo, so he asked me where he could listen to the game. I told him to tune to 700, and we’ve been texting back and forth about the game here and there. He doesn’t know who Marty and Thom are, much less that they’re father and son.

He just texted me and asked “Do these guys hate each other?”

Ladies and Gentleman your 2009 Reds Radio Broadcasters!

Bruce Bonser? Boone Bonser? Boot Bonser? BOOSE BONZER?

by Lakeman on May 21, 2009 4:01 PM EDT reply actions  

No can do

I can’t take the chance that he’ll respond.

Bruce Bonser? Boone Bonser? Boot Bonser? BOOSE BONZER?

by Lakeman on May 21, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dickerson didn't quite get that one...

as if it matters.

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by Gray on May 21, 2009 4:05 PM EDT reply actions  

so

How’d Burton look?

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by BubbaFan on May 21, 2009 4:25 PM EDT reply actions  

not pretty

and he sucked today too.

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 21, 2009 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I blame this loss on the botched DL handling of Masset

I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy

by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 21, 2009 4:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I blame this loss on the lack of a well rounded roster.

It would take an incredible lucky and creative manager to be competitive with;
Rosy (love him but…)
McFluffy
Alex gonzales – put a fork in him
Jannish – love him but he’s at best a back up
Depending on Cherry to play every day

And that’s only 20% of the roster…
For me there’s also questions about;
EdE, Herrara (love him but he’s so tiny), CoCo, …now we are appraoching 30% of the roster…
That’s too high to get you anywhere near the playoffs…maybe about .450 over the course of the season.
And this doesn’t take in consideration that Dusty isn’t very strategically stong or creative.
Right now we are looking at a # 4 or #5 place team in a pretty strong division.

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching."
Satchel Paige

by Madville on May 21, 2009 5:52 PM EDT reply actions  

make me a duel manager and GM

and we totally got this. Look at my solution for the rotation, lot more creative and effective than Dusty/Walt.

I totally got this. Plus I would totally hire Madville to be the bench coach, and Slyde to do data analysis.

Bloop

by justin007000 on May 21, 2009 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK but Slyde doesn't actual;ly have to come to the games does he

I could also go for getting to hitting instructor.
these guys seem to be lazy and ubdisciplined. They need to learn how to relicate their successes, see figure out and see the rotation of the ball, to be patienet, to know every oitcher well, and to hit the ball where it is pitched.

Justin and mads…, with Slyde’s help and hey you got to find a spot for Ash…she don’t take no shit from no one…I’m warming up to this,,,

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching."
Satchel Paige

by Madville on May 21, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you think I'm qualified to do Data Analysis

then i don’t want to work for your organization.

"It seems like we're not hitting because we're not getting hits." - Dusty being Dusty

by Slyde on May 21, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

can I watch...

Oh and regarding the data analysis..you make the coolest grphs and stuff so no one would ever question whether or no there was any statistical validity to your work. Plus we’d blame Justy, I mean Dusty – er Justin

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching."
Satchel Paige

by Madville on May 21, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

getting to be the hitting instructor that should read

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching."
Satchel Paige

by Madville on May 21, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

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