Game 39 Thread: Phillies at Reds
by Slyde on May 20, 2009 5:30 PM EDT
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Aaron Harang has made 8 starts this year. In two of those starts he has received a total of 15 runs of support from his teammates. In the other 6 starts, he has received 11 runs of support. The Reds are just 1-5 in those 6 starts. As Paul Daugherty would say, Aaraon Harang is a bad pitcher.
Speaking of bad pitchers, Jamie Moyers is kind of struggling so far this year. In his last 3 starts, he's pitched 12.1 innings and allowed 19 runs on 22 hits, including 6 home runs. His average fastball is down to 80.5 MPH this year, which makes his change up even less effective at 74.3 MPH. He's been getting crushed by both right-handers (.365/.403/.635) and left-handers (.278/.413/.639). It's starting to look like the 46-year old may have pitched one year too long.
The Reds are running another weak lineup out on the field today. Ryan Hanigan replaces Adam Rosales from yesterday, with Ramon Hernandez shifting around to 1B. Hopefully it doesn't matter who plays tonight since Moyer has been so hittable this year, but if the Reds can't manage to put 5 runs on the board in this game, Harang should take a bat to the entire offense.
And since we're in a 4-game losing streak...
Sorry kid, I didn't do this to you. The Reds did.
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"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
first time all year
im going for the slumpbuster.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Volquez doesn't think he will be good to go this weekend
Dusty moved him back to Saturday, but Edinson told reporters he’s not sure he will be able to make the start. Homer time? I would think they would DL EV back to Sunday and he would be able to be back on June 1.
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I like this idea
no sense making the back ache worse by pushing it
by jacob brumfield on May 20, 2009 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions
No way
Because that would mean that he would be unavailable for four or five days longer than his injury, and you know that the Reds just don’t operate that way.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 20, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Plus, who would replace him?
There’s nobody available who would work for free.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
i'm guess ram ram makes the start
if volquez can’t go.
madville just came all over himself
Bloop
by justin007000 on May 20, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Hal pretty much already confirmed that
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 20, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions
How did you think he lost his eyesight?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
in a 4 game losing streak, or on a 4 game losing streak? :)
/Gray’d
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
I'm in the CVG...
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
I'll be there
Though this lineup has me questioning how long I’ll stick around. Yowza!
by Brendanukkah on May 20, 2009 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Is it terrible
that I’m rooting for McDonald to go 0-5? If he can’t hit Moyer, then there is no way they can justify keeping him on the team.
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
If he gets five at-bats, then it means the rest of the team is doing a good job of hitting Moyer
I’ll allow it.
by Brendanukkah on May 20, 2009 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions
That was my thought too
and 0-5 w/ 5ks was my first thought, but that’s pushing it
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
5 fly outs to opposite field
would be pushing it
by jacob brumfield on May 20, 2009 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
*crickets*
either no one got this joke or it is not as funny as I thought
by jacob brumfield on May 20, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I got it, and cumb'd
Another notch in the belt is all you are. See you in nine months.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
I would actually bat him ninth
And let Owings hit eighth on nights Owings is pitching.
If Seabass is in there too, Owings hits seventh.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 20, 2009 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions
im rooting for him to take a fastball to the noggin
desperate times….
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Sorry dude, I don't work that way
But I think they’ll be okay anyway.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
What? Up?
My knickers?
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on May 20, 2009 6:51 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Quiet in here...
What’s everybody drinking? I have lots of options, but haven’t decided.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I didn't even know
that there’s such a thing as watermelon rum.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Celebrating Slyde's birthday accordingly, I see.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 20, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I might have to give my liver the night off
it was working extra hard last night.
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on May 20, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Haven't decided yet.
Might need to make a beer run.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 20, 2009 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Miller Lite and Cap'n and diets
Because I’m cheap, and a girlie man.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Would be nice to see Harang open with a 10-pitch (or less) inning
with no runs, of course!
Reds fan for 40 years!
oh em gee
The Phillies have three left handed batters IN A ROW.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Cheesus, my fridge is full of beer.
Yuengling Black and Tan
New Belgium Mothership Wit
Unibroue Blanche de Chambly
Ommegang Three Philosophers
Weyerbacher Heresy
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I need to hang out with you more
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Three Philosophers wins your fridge
I’m drinking Black Wheat from New Glarus myself.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
I don't know...
Other than the Yuengling, which is in a class of its own, those are all strong contenders.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
They are, but 3P is the best
We’ll have to trade beer in the mail sometime.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
I actually prefer one of the other Ommegang beers...
I think it’s just the Ommegang Abbey Ale. Good stuff.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Aloha sir, how are you?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
So from the other night
Given a Candaian beer, what would you suggest? Mind you I like pale ales, I’m not a dark heavy beer kind of guy.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Pale ales as in IPAs?
I’m not so into the incredibly hoppy stuff. Is that what you prefer?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I don't like dark beer, never have
Whatever that means. I am open to trying anything though.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
What beers do you like?
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
Cheap ones, mainly :)
If I’m going to spend money I’d rather it be on a decent liquor. I know I’m being difficult, sorry.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
I don't like the really dark stuff...
but I really like the Unibroue beers. Fin du Monde is darkish, but delicious. Blanche de Chambly is a white beer—fantastic.
I know Quebec beers, and you really can’t go wrong with anything from Unibroue, Dieu de Ciel, and…crap. I forget the name of the other brewery I really liked.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I love that we're talking about Unibroue on Red Reporter
…and fucking Woodchuck on my blog.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
Woodchuck? Seriously?
Oh, nice. A flavor of it was described as “exquisite.”
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
It's not bad stuff, especially on tap
I’ll probably grab one down at the Taste this weekend.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 20, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh crap is that this weekend?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Fucking right it is
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 20, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, and for the millionth time
MAKE YOUR LINKS OPEN IN A NEW WINDOW PEOPLE!! :)
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
I do most of the time
But occasionally I forget and it always seems to be when it doesn’t open in a new window. It’s like timely hitting, exact exactly opposite.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
I blame SBNation
And your inability to middle click/control-click/command-click
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 20, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
for what it's worth
I’m a fan of leaving it up to the user. If he wants to open in a new window, he can middle click (or right click and select that option), and if not he can just click.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on May 20, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The problem with clicking
Is if you hit back from the page, it fucks up the thread. I brought it up to werks and never heard back.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
works fine for me
Though I always right-click if I want it to open in a new window. Kinda ticks me off if a new window opens and I didn’t want it to,
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I dare you to show me a video
Of you clicking a link that opens in the same window, clicking the back button, and the thread NOT reverting to the status it was in when you first clicked on it.
I have yet to see it act any other way in Firefox.
If you can do that I will change both my avatar and sig to whatever you choose for three months.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
In Firefox that is, since I'm not changing browsers
Ads suck (sorry Slyde).
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
I don't understand
Don’t you WANT the thread to revert to the same status as when you clicked on it?
I do. I don’t want to lose all the “new” flags.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
My problem is
When you’re reading a thread you’re way behind on and you click a link, several comments have been made since you started reading the thread. When you hit back it reverts to the original state, sans all the comments that were made before you clicked on the link. It’s disorienting as fuck,
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
I don't do live updates
So it’s not a problem for me.
I have never been able to get that to work right. So I have that turned off. I only see new comments when I refresh the thread. Therefore, I want the thread to revert to its original state when I go back. When I want it to update, I’ll click refresh, thank you very much.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
that is crazy talk
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on May 20, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
No, it reverts to when you first clicked on the page
which means on a game thread, if you join it when it has two posts, wait until it has 100 posts, and click a link on the thread and press back, when it reloads it has 2 posts still
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 20, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
no, don't
If I want the link to open in a new window, I’ll right-click on it.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
There have to be some good IPAs from British Columbia
Don’t know any off the top of my head, though.
"I didn't realize his velocity was that high," said Macha, noting that radar readings aren't flashed during exhibition games.
I see Dusty decided to give away 3 outs again tonight
while Philly is only giving away one
Reds fan for 40 years!
Please Willy don't strike out against Moyer
I beg of you.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
I'll take it this time, Willy
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Yeah, he's been.....umm.....notgood.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Blooooop!
Willy’s out of his slump!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
I'm out for a bit
Gotta practice besbol with the boy. I shall return.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
BP!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
OK, seriously, I'll be back once it's close to dark.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
That strategy worked perfectly.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 20, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions
and convedrsely, unless Mickey D's shows a penchant to swing at everything...
he’ll see nothing BUT strikes!
Reds fan for 40 years!
Oh, Gonzalez is batting higher because he has
“more success than anyone else against Moyer.”
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Ah, why don't you
go jerk off to a spreadsheet?
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on May 20, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
And Dusty was trying to teach him out to hit in the dugout afterward.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
why...
what did the bench do wrong?
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on May 20, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I liked it, and rec'd accordingly
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
"Dusty preachin' to Darnell McDonald"
Dusty: Yeah, I like you man.
Darnell: Dusty, I’m real bad. See what Shenanigans just did? I suck compared to him, and he’s a catcher.
Dusty: What? I like you.
Darnell: No really, you should cut me.
Dusty: Oh look, fireworks!
Yeah, I caught that one, too.
They’re teaching him Spanish; he’s teaching them Canadian.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
he's looking good
anyone got a pitch count on him?
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on May 20, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
George is getting his mack on with the quilting lady
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Hahaha, I loved when they lowered the quilt
and the old ladies were behind it. They looked so unhappy.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Both of them!
What the fuck!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 20, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
He's just too much for these Reds
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 20, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on May 20, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well played.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 20, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
AFLAC!
Barry Larkin, A-Rod, and……shit.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Ripken maybe?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Rollins is one of four 30-30 SS
Who are the other three?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
30/30 shortstops other than Jimmy Rollins
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 20, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Ripken didn't do it, did he?
I always thought Larkin was the first one to do it.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 20, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
That's what I was thinking after I said Ripken
I wanna say Larkin was the first.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
So I think we figured it out then
Larkin, A-Rod, Hanley
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 20, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Hanley?
Did he hit the HRs?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 20, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think so, not yet
He will though.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
I switched right after you said that...
and skipped over the Ibanez HR.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
yeah, its really not worth it
the picture quality for NexDef is good…but i dont know a single person whose computer doesnt lag with it
Question: does MLB.TV automatically renew your subscription each month, or do you need to sign up again after each month?
HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases
Fuck, Raul Ibanez was a good signing
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
We couldn't have used him at all
What did he sign for again? Although my biggest complaint will be that they didn’t make a run at Rafael Furcal after eating A-Gon’s contract.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Holy shit is Ramon Hernandez a good defensive first baseman
Yesiree!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Holy shit, Jamie Moyer has been pitching longer than I have been alive.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
night = season
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 20, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, they need to bring Jim Day and his dog back so GG has some material
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 20, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
wow
Scott Schoeneweis’s wife is dead.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Wow, that's sad
It’s always weird for me how they list the stats of the player at the end of articles like that.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Holy crap, that was actually an informative discussion about
Moyer’s move to first.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Incidentally
Welsh’s two balks both came his first year pitching.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
MARK BERRY SHOULD BE FIRED
Hairston was out by a country mile.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Ask Ash and obc what I think of Mark Berry :)
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
What the hell!??!?!
At least try to slide or something Cherry..hell pull a Pete Rose and knock the shit out of Coste.
"Carpe Diem"
Yeah I know
Actually got the rest of the family to change the channel during American Idol commercial..
Back to the radio now.
"Carpe Diem"
Yeah, I had to rewind it to watch that again
Priceless. Anybody able to get a pic of that?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 20, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I spent way too long on this.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
by Gray on May 20, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
rec'd for the effort
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 20, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
THIS
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Oh, and saved for later use :)
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
If we can get a full screen decent res shot of that it could be gold
I’ll see what I can pull off, possibly. :)
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
I tried using full-screen NexDef...
not sure if it’s any better, but it’s here.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I linked a slightly higher-res version below...
and here‘s her flipping off the other side. I think I prefer the one above though, just for the great grin on Jim Day’s face.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
I don't know why I said below...
I think I was just confused. Weird.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Got em both
I appreciate it.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
I tried to get a shot of her also flipping off the other side
but it wasn’t as clean.
This came right after Jim Day asked if she was actually turning 50, which her friends had presumably told him.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
wtf?
Why was she doing that?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
That "1" sure looks like a "7"
on the mlb.tv broadcast. I just turned it on. Some good news for a change.
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
The Reds have hit a LOT of popups behind second base tonight.
a SHIT load. Rollins should just stand there.
AGon, McFlurry
Has to be the weakest 1-2 punch in any lineup in MLB tonight.
Seriously, I defy anyone to find two straight hitters that are weaker (no pitchers)
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
Doesn't look like it
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 20, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Great freakin' outing
by Harangatang.
7ip 9 friggin Ks!
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
Let him throw a couple more innings, what's the worst that could happen?
/ducks
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
i like that
think i am going to incorporate that into my everyday speech
HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases
I would LOL at someone who said that IRL
LOL at them, not with them.
Some things should stay on the intertubes, IMO.
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on May 20, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I had a friend who once said "You stupid piece of fuck" to someone
Well before the internet. It became his calling card and lives on to this day. :)
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Many of us already have
Although it’s not nearly as embarrassing as saying “Suck it, Duaner” in everyday conversation.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
That is not embarrassing. That is awesome.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
If you recall correctly, I admitted to doing it as well. :)
Good to see you, shithead.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Good to see you too...
We burnin’ shit this weekend?
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
Maybe Friday
I have to be a good boy the rest of the weekend. You in for Friday?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
burn motherfucka burn
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Harang's done
Great job, Harangatang
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Whifferson pinch hitting
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 20, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
He's the best PH ever
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 20, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
he done showed you
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on May 20, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
He is sooooooooo not a 4th OF at best!
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Aight bitches
what’s the good word here?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Some old lady flipped off America
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 20, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
WTF
Mark Berry sent Hairston to home earlier on that shit?
Just got home….the throws to nail him at the plate were just decent, nothing special.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Yeah, they were going on about how great they were...
but the throw home was off target up the third base line.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
that is his MO
tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty
by Colin Auscapee on May 20, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
TRIPLE!
BP!!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
CANCER X 3!!!
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
He doesn't do that anymore because Votto is hurt
according to George
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 20, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
On a side note
It has to be KILLING Phillips that Votto is widely regarded as the leader of this team.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Votto is the cure for cancer?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Hanigan rules pretty hard
Can he play LF?
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 20, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions
Top O' The Evening!
Hows everyone doing this evening!
Pretty damn good right now.
How’s the Bayou City?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 20, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Not too bad
Nice weather these past three days. Saw the baby under the hamper, so had to jump on tonight…
by BayouCityRed on May 20, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
its a team effort
i even called first to help the cause.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Anyone have Scott Schoenweiss's wife in the Death Pool?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 20, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Too soon?
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 20, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
too high...much too high
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Time for the Colossus
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Funny
Maybe you can view it, maybe you can’t. Good luck.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Probably because you are not my facebook friend
Get on the ball.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
I am and I can't see it
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 20, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Well shit.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
EPIC FIAL
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 20, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
and he's the IT guy...
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
ash doesn't get it
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 20, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Apparently not.
I missed “fial” I guess.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
jch24
whats your name on facebook…..my curiousity makes me really want to see what the fuss is all about now
HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases
Gimme a sec
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Fine
Here’s the pic:
It’s a pic of Rosales and a friend of mine at an event today, my comment was “Did he run hard everywhere he went?”. They didn’t find this nearly as amusing as I did.
This seemed a lot funnier when I posted it. Also, REDS WIN!!
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
your friend has events on the warning track?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
i think thats pretty funny
Rosales looks like such a goober…
There was a kid in my high school that always got pudding dumped on his head during lunch by some of the “cool” kids…
Rosales could have very easily been that kid
HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases
by Teewrecks44 on May 20, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Look out!
He’s going to suck your blood! And use it to make chocolatey cereal!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 20, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
or politely show you the way to studio 8H
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 20, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Sonofabitch, you nailed it
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
madville'd
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
God damn
what a nerd.
That is awesome.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 20, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
fuck facebook
im seen some of you completely lose all composure over that website.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 20, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Will you shut the hell up and join already?
Jeeeeeeezus.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 20, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
And it composure I'm gonna lose over that website my friend.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
fertility'd
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
it says the page is currently unavailable
it must be really funny then..
HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases
See above, weisenheimer
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Dude, Jimmy Rollins is strugglin' this year
OPS of .578………………….and that’s still way better than our SS
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
While Henry Rollins rolls on, brilliantly
"Scar tissue is stronger than regular tissue. Realize the strength, move on."
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
OK, let's all root for McFlurry to K against the lefty
Surely another o-fer night will get him sent down, right?!?!
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
You seem to forget that this is the Reds
and they tend to make the move that makes the lease sense at the time. Darnell needs to go 3-for-3 to get cut.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
by BK on May 20, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
so they're renting space now?
/gray’d
Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
McFuckface got on base!
He’s starting tomorrow too now!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
ballgame
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 20, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions
Bout time you got here :)
Your advice was helpful but not just yet. I’m having more trouble with arm extension and quiet back leg at this point.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Aer you guys doing Yoga together now too?
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
Why?
You have some tips about how best to wrap our legs around our shoulders?
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on May 20, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Even though we only met once
I got the feeling that we could commiserate.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on May 20, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
She's totally cheap.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Alls I have is a shot of mustard and a smile
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on May 20, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
aight bitches
im social networking.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
I'm your friend, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
I never thought I'd see the day.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
Figured you see JCH die in childbirth, did you?
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on May 20, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
The baby is once again set free from the basket!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
hmm
this was kind of a dead thread, huh?
i guess everyone was out partying with Slyde for his birfday?
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 20, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions
I'm here for a couple of moments
and dull I’m not.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on May 20, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
....
prove it
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 20, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm the one in the hat
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on May 20, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
jch is the one in the fishnet
i have a left arm tat but i dont wear my wedding ring no mo!
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
weirdos
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 20, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Saddle up ladies
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
"Text your message to 37664"
It has to start with “Reds”, then whatever you wanna say. It’ll show up on Reds live. Who wants to have some fun?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
"I like algebra"
“Four score and seven years ago”
…my faves from Pittsburgh.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
i told you once not to say that aloud again
“Suck it Duaner” and “Fuck the heck”
now them’s timely
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
I think FSOhio reached its limit tonight with the double bird incident.
I doubt we’ll see "Fuck the Heck "on Reds Live.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
"ashjimdaylovechild"
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
i'm learning to lower expectations, standards and behavior
go
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Welcome to my life, circa 1996
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Thus
you are a Reds fan.
Wear something sexy to my funeral.
by Pops Daniels on May 20, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
a student of the Madville school i see
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 20, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I just got invited to my 15 year reunion at a high school I transferred out of after my sophomore year
Do I go or do I not? I trust your opinions.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
his objective?
poontang, duh!
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Well, to that I say...
the options haven’t gotten any better than they were when you actually attended.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
No objective
I was a 6’3", 150 lb (seriously) nerd who was average at sports when I attended. I am now a 6’3" 180 lb nerd whose sports career left him long ago. schadenfreude maybe since I actually escaped hillbilly hell and haven’t blown up to 230 lbs? :)
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
go
and claim to be someone else.
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 20, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Depends
1. Is it close?
2. Is there free alcohol?
If the answer to both questions ‘Yes’ … THEN OF COURSE YOU GO.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 20, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I have to find out about the booze
But it’s at Belterra, so that’s a plus in itself.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
A casino eh?
Well that’s starting to sound like a plan. I’m leaning toward — yes, go … and gamble.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 20, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
.open bar?
if so…id go
always take advantage of free booze….being drunk on someone else’s dime is a magical experience
HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases
wait! open bar?
(putting on wingman jumpsuit)
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Damn, good call
I will find this out and get back to everyone. Hell, I might even do a fanpost with a poll. :)
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Of course, there is also....
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
I keep looking at the picture of Susan and Jim Day
and completely losing it.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
That just HAS to become a trend
Good on you for saving it.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Marty sucks!
i am so tired of Marty talking about anything other than baseball!
I missed the thread tonight and now its late and everyone is gone
Sigh…
But you know I listened to a fair amount of tonight’s game on radio, I know this is a tired old saw but I cannot understand why tHOmg feels that he has to fill up every spare second with chatter.
tHomg: McFlurry up and the count is ball one..you know Ryan Howard used eat alot of different kinds of food until he went on the Prince Fielder Diet but then in 2004 he,,,strike one to McDuck..went to weight watchers and became Jom Day’s gay lover…McDuck takes strike 2…how about this Phillies Team.. in the course of last year’s world championship season, they weren’t all that good, only until the last 2 months of the season and then is whenCharlie Manuel came out as a cross dressing pedophile and this team took off like…McDork strikes out and Alex Gonzales coming to the plate now, probably the greatest shortstop in the Red’s recent history…swinging strike one..The Reds have a history of tremendous shortstops going back to McMillan, then Cardenas and Kasko, then of course Davey Conception…
sharply dribbler to Utley and Gonzales is out #2..Harang to the plate…then Barry Larkin, Davey and Barry should both be in the hall of fame and if not for an unfortunate bad break Gonzales is right up there with them…what’s that Dad…strike #3 on Aaron Harang and we go to the top of the 5th…….
tHomg…(the crossdresser’s spelling)
"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching."
Satchel Paige
Well done
I was thinking the same thing about Chris today, only because I wasn’t listening to tHom. He took about 200 words to explain to us how change of speeds affects the batter. Thanks Chris, this is the first time I’ve ever watched a baseball game, so that was helpful.
Of course, the “Ask the Announcer” question came from a dude who says he has watched baseball for over 20 years and still didn’t know what a balk was. Naturally, Professor Chris stepped up and lectured us on the ins and outs of the balk, with interjections by George that were neither helpful nor accurate.
I’m sick of the ridiculous drivel. Luckily, I have the option of watching other teams’ broadcasts and they don’t sound nearly so amateurish.
I agree about the balk discussion...
Since Welsh admitted at the outset that he didn’t really understand the balk—and George was even worse. But I thought the discussion of the left-handed pitcher’s move to first was surprisingly interesting.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
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