Game 23 Thread 2: Reds at Pirates
Gonzo knocked it off the fair pole to give the Reds their only real offense of the night, but the Pirates have been singling Owings to death and they lead it 5-3 in the 6th.
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Not first!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 2, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions
Reds, if you let these 2 runs get in I'm switching to Celtics-Bulls and not switching back.
You have been warned.
Eddie House is on FIRE!!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 2, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
oooohhhh how is that going?
has Rondo gotten kneecapped yet?
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 2, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
See Farney's post
Bulls led all of the first and Rondo’s basically been shit, but Eddie House has taken over from 3 and the Celts are up 7 right now.
46-38 Celts 3:10 to half
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 2, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't worry, I got this shit.

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on May 2, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
aint no thang
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 2, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
DR rockin' the killer junior high 'stache
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 2, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
There are some complete douches sitting to our right...
However, Mike has started bonding with them via everyone’s mutual hatred of the Cubs.
"I'm going to kick the fire with cheese!"
You should steal their "Thanks, Steve!" signs
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on May 2, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Complete douches in Pittsburgh
/hands over redundancy pin
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 2, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
everyone always says pittsburgh is cool
i just do not see it
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
im guessing you dont know a whole lot of people then
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 2, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
From what I understand ...
Pitt is Cincy East with a better football team and NHL Hockey
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 2, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
McSkillet pinch-hitting for C-Dick
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 2, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions
oh yeah way to go out on a limb there
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 2, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
oh yeah
Dickerson should never face lefties if it can be helped.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 2, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought for sure he'd take off at some point
Guess he was reluctant to run on a lefty.
by ken on May 2, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Burnett looked like he had a good move
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 2, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Send his ass to AA
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on May 2, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Jinx!
Fuck I can’t talk now.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 2, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
i dont think you understand the rules of jinx
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 2, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
slightly drunk
I understand them enough.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 2, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
My sources say he needs an MRI ...
pronto’d
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 2, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Let the sun, fly away from the stars, let the breezes, cool down the land
I believe in the Reds. I believe. I believe. I believe.
52-38 Celts at half
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 2, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions
And they interview ...
Brian Scalabrine
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 2, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Exactly my thought ...
The ginger hasn’t even taken off his warm ups and you can see his man tits underneath. Plus, he’s wearing a headband.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 2, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Huh?
sorry, I’m stupid.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 2, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah, okay ...
I agree though, I don’t think the dude has a played a minute in this series.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 2, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Ginger kid, man boobs ...
I should’ve said Todd Coffey instead of Rosales.
by ken on May 2, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
You are correct
I need more beer
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 2, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
While I agreed with Dusty last inning to bring in DRH
I’m not in support of leaving him in to pitch the 7th.
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
why not?
McLouth and LaRoche?
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 2, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
He did his job in the 6th
I’d probably have went with Rhodes or Weathers. Keeping the lead at 2-runs is priority number one.
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on May 2, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
i dont know
i could go either way.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 2, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm totally nitpicking
It’s not an epically bad move, I just would have went differently
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on May 2, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Question ...
Is McClouth at Hall level yet?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 2, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions
i dont think he qualifies
because he is actually quite a good player
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
fine with me
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 2, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
actually
no.
his numbers against the Reds: .244/.338/.385 career: .261/.340/.461
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 2, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK FUCK FUCK
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 2, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions
agreed
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 2, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice play Joey
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 2, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions
David Weathers coming in with one out and the bases loaded
I seem to remember this not working out in the past.
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
You know, if Dusty hadn't used Coco to keep a four run lead yesterday,
this would be a great spot for our best reliever.
by ken on May 2, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Can you imagine Brantley's outrage if we used the closer in the 7th inning?
I mean, that bullpen by situation thing never works. Just ask Joe Maddon and his AL pennant winning Rays.
you should just shut up next time
a-hole
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 2, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, shucks, this isn't my fault.

"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on May 2, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 2, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
well goddammit!!!
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 2, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions
FUCK FUCK FUCK
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 2, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions
It's at halftime
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 2, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
/Passes out bags of dicks
Start sucking boys
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 2, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions
he should have caught it
and The Page shouldnt have bobbled it.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 2, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Just saw the replay
That wasn’t an easy catch with the runner coming in
by ken on May 2, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah probably
but he didnt slide all that hard. it was distracting, sure. but he doesnt have a Gold Glove for nothin’.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 2, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah it is.
So wait, does Rosales get out of this scot free? Because that’s a really bad call then.
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on May 2, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
well, Stormy contines to pitch well
hats off to the dinosaur.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 2, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions
Yep
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 2, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions
oh fuck you BP
he’s gotta be on second there. i hope Dusty sits him. sit him down.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 2, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions
and if he had
he would be back in the dugout now
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
Agree
A manager with some stones would do it. Manuel benched Rollins last year. for a similar transgression
by ken on May 2, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
we call all hassle Rosales for his aww shucks little league hustle
but he would be at 2B there.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 2, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
you make me angry BP
the press is focused on you and doesnt care about the team? look in the mirror franchise
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
Hey ...
RALLY!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 2, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions
CAPS ON LADLES AND JELLYSPOONS
ITS RALLY TIME
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 2, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions
THERE YOU GO
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on May 2, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
HEY A RUN
RALLY CAPS MAKE EVERYTHING LOOK RIDICULOU
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 2, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions
I WANT TO SEE DUSTY IN BP'S FACE RIGHT THERE
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 2, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions
INFIELD HIT INFIELD HIT
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 2, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions
INFIELD HIT FOR GONZO
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 2, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions
LEFTY ON THE MOUND, I GUESS
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on May 2, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
OH GREAT JERRY HAIRSTON TO PINCH HIT
POP UP TO SHALLOW LF TO END THE INNING
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 2, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions
i would say uncommon
uncommonly bad. not for him, just compared to everyone else
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
FUCK
/RALLY CAPPED
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 2, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions
Big Baby is very fat
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 2, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions
This is an instance
where it was very unfortunate that Micah started, because we coulda used him right there.
He is, undoubtedly, our best RH bat off the bench
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on May 2, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone notice that Andruw Jones has awaken from the dead?
He’d look pretty good as our LF.
by ken on May 2, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
/touches self
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 2, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
No ...
plowing time.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 2, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's... wildly inappropriate
well done, sir
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
by BK on May 2, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I just try to contribute
it’s you folks who are the real heros.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 2, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
rec'd
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 2, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
why does everyone's speedster but ours run a lot
Taveras should be running a lot more
Hope Springs Eternal!
Fuck this ...
I’m ordering pizza.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 2, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions
This is over.
I’m out, take it easy guys (and gals).
"I can eat mayonnaise with a spoon." - Jeff Brantley
Tony Womack was good in the beginning,
He just went too far.
by Brian B on May 2, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
There was a gamethread when we were completely out of it last year.
Where something off topic got started and he basically told us to leave.
I've arrived back at the game just in time for hope to spring anew
Go JOE
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
WEE RUNS
I just ordered a pizza if anything want to come to NW Ohio
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 2, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions
Single = RUN
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Yes, I know I was trying to be positive
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 2, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey it's 8-6
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 2, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions
hmmmmmm rbi single for Phillips
that error on the ground ball is really hurting now
Hope Springs Eternal!
By the way, how are the C's doing?
I’m trying to watch both.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 2, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions
Phillips really had some bad breaks this game at the plate.
He was not thrilled watching his line outs go straight at the defense.
Good old BP...
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
He ripped that one
if it wasn’t one of the faster guys around in left that would have been to the wall
Hope Springs Eternal!
GO RAYMO
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Me and now you-we can't lose
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
FUCK!!!!
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 2, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions
Fuck you RAMOAN
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Alright my guy is up..time to work ADAM
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
YES
FUCK YES
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 2, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions
LOADED FOR THE GONZOID
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
SHIT
LOOKED AT 2 STRIKES
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 2, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions
DAMNIT
I’M GETTING BEER
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 2, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions
terrible at bat
the catcher was standing up to receive the pitch and he swung anyway
Hope Springs Eternal!
Gonzo Gonzo Gone...toujgh way to end it.
I want to be there when a trailer full of coffins slams into a an ambulance full of terminally ill Bolivians. Or when the Reds win a WS..whichever comes first....
Sadly
He’ll get credit for hte 3-run homer that hit the foul screen. And the little infield hit. And the cut off throw he took from Taveras to get Laroche.
Is it time for Janish yet?
doesn't he deserve it, though?
2 for 4 with a home run doesn’t suck.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I was thinking when he had that infield single that he was going to get credit for that shit.
And here it is.
he also hit a 3-run homer
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Just so many missed opportunities tonight.
Tons of guys left on base. The terribly timed defensive miscues… oh well.
We were just sittin' 'round
waitin’ for the 9 straight singles it would take to get back into the game.
I’m starting to think that’s not such a great strategy.

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