Game 36, Thread 2: Laynce Nix Dance Mix - Now That's What I Call Offense!
by Brendanukkah on May 16, 2009 11:30 PM EDT
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PrintVolquez looking kinda shaky, but mostly getting it done. Joey's out again (why?!), but Laynce Nix can hit a ball a long, long way. It's so impressive when he does it that the umpires awarded us three awesome points. Reds are up, 3-2 in the bottom of the fifth.
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Would you like some candy, little girl!?
My window-less van is right over there…
/Jim Day
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
Hi for the second time.
Got /thread’d
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 16, 2009 11:33 PM EDT reply actions
Groovin to the Laynce Nix
Daynce Mix.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 16, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Day will be a great Dad
assuming he ever gets laid…
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Megan's law is going to spoil all his kid's sleepovers
by Brendanukkah on May 16, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Damnit
why can I only red once?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 16, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Rosales on base
boom!
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
How we lookin'?
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
Jim Day's looking at children
The rest of us are looking at the game
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 16, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
and im looking at Miss California's impants
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
scroll up
nukkah posted her pic up top.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Cincinnati's the only major city she's currently welcome in.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
“When the end of the world comes, I want to be in Cincinnati because it’s always twenty years behind the times.”
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
Ahem ...
That’s Kentucky. Where I live it’s 40 years behind the times.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 16, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
and Northern KY
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
trust me
i can spot em now. i’d wager the house on it…
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
she's admitted it
The pageant actually paid for them.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
but what about the L????????
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by chandrathan on May 16, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
WTF?
the pageant paid for them? woah! really?
its not like i saw her “before”, but im brimming with boobage confidence.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Bill, I was making fun of IMPANTS
You forgot the L!
SIGH
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
Yup
Pageant official: We paid for Prejean’s implants
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
For the record....
I support the Miss California USA organization, and the positive impacts they have on the lives of young women.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
I don't think obc2
noticed that.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I wonder...
if Rosales ran down to first on accident after a 2-2 ball, thinking it was a walk..
would he run back to the batter’s box?
That mental picture just strikes me as very humorous
HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases
I want to know what happens when he hits a HR
with a runner on base! Obviously he can’t pass the guy trotting in front of him… Seriously, I’m excited to see this.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
I've discussed that with my dad
We’re hoping it’s Raymoan and Rosales runs, forcing Hernandez’s ass to move real fast.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 16, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Raymoan and Harang on base!
imagine…
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
/head esplodes
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 16, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I see HAVOC
In our future.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 16, 2009 11:37 PM EDT reply actions
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Buy theJim Day Brand
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
by Madville on May 16, 2009 11:39 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Okay, that's rec'd
and now I’m trying to find a photo of Day to put in there.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 16, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I raise
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on May 16, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Winner
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 16, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCEEEE
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 16, 2009 11:39 PM EDT reply actions
Still a possibility for 5-1
Last night stings, though.
by Brendanukkah on May 16, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
H to the izzo
V to the izzay
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
there are still some stragglers left in the old thread
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by chandrathan on May 16, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions
why are you in the old thread?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
i always keep the multiple threads open in their own window
the beauty of tabbed browsing
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by chandrathan on May 16, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
uuuuuuuuuuuuu
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 16, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions
I believe I called this HR
in the last thread where i predicted that JB would hit a home run…didn’t huh didn’t I…anybody?
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
I don't believe you.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 16, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Ehh.
I broke up the no hitter, and the shut out.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
LoL, I feel like I should rec this for truthiness! ;)
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
i advocated lincecum!
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Hey if this keeps up Gonzo can make the last out of this ining to
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
28, I think
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 16, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, he is 28
turns 29 on Oct. 30
HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases
by Teewrecks44 on May 16, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Nix always looks
like he’s ready to kill someone when he makes an out
by wishfuldrifter on May 16, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions
I have nothing to with playing Alex Gonzales
Jeez – Caleb
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
Nix vs Gomes
Anyone care how Johnny is doing in AAA?
I dont want to buy anything sold or processed. I dont want to sell anything bought or processed. I dont want to process anything sold or bought. I just wanna hang out with your daughter. Its what I am good at.- Lloyd Dobler(1985)
by Griffeys Animals on May 16, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions
Keep Nix send down McDonald, bring up Gomes
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 16, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
How about Gomes vs. Darnell McDonald?
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
Great minds my friend
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 16, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
id rather have Gomes up here than Darnell
Hairston can back up CF.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Gomes stats
.341/.560/.901 8 bombs 25 rbi’s in 116 AB’s
Good enough for me….
Get him up here…and get McDonald the fuck out!!
HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases
by Teewrecks44 on May 16, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
it really has
i have no clue why he is still down there
i mean, he is on base over half the time
8 bombs is more than sufficient power..which we desperately need, especially from the right side of the plate
HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases
by Teewrecks44 on May 16, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Nukkah
Still out of town next weekend?
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
I'm telling you.....
blow off the museum conference or whatever, and come to The National’s late show.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
It's a camping trip with my best friends from college
I’ve seen the National more recently than I have them.
by Brendanukkah on May 16, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Here's a T-Shirt I had specially made for jim Day
I guess he’s ‘winner’ no matter which way he turns…
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
What's circle jail?
Or did you mean to imply that he’s being sent to Ass-kaban?
by Brendanukkah on May 16, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Until EdE is ready then Jerry goes to LF.
Wily CF
Cherry LF
Votto 1b
BP 2B
Jay LF
EdE 3B
Hernia C
Gonzo SS
P.
this is Dusty’s dream line up…you can count on it
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
id put
Cherry at short, Rosales at third and EE in left
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
I'd just stick with
Cherry at short, Rosie at 3rd, and Nix in Left
by wishfuldrifter on May 16, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes but that's been 'lucky'
Dusty knows who good and that’s why he’s the boss
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
Ash mph
75 96 76
92 91 93 92
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Close enough.
Mostly agree’d. 1 MPH here and there.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
its a moot point now
why you following on gameday?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
computer and tv are in different rooms
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by chandrathan on May 16, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
In the next half inning..........
Jim Day will be pepper sprayed, tasered and registered as a sex offender in Californina
I dont want to buy anything sold or processed. I dont want to sell anything bought or processed. I dont want to process anything sold or bought. I just wanna hang out with your daughter. Its what I am good at.- Lloyd Dobler(1985)
by Griffeys Animals on May 16, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions
Theme and Variation
No, better yet…variation on a theme
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
I just puked up my chips and salsa after looking at that, thanks
I dont want to buy anything sold or processed. I dont want to sell anything bought or processed. I dont want to process anything sold or bought. I just wanna hang out with your daughter. Its what I am good at.- Lloyd Dobler(1985)
by Griffeys Animals on May 16, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I think my wife just walked by and saw me looking at this.
Thanks, Mads. This will take some ’splainin,
It is. I've met him.
Although he was wearing a shirt that evening…
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
Come on Edinson, keep it together
I dont want to buy anything sold or processed. I dont want to sell anything bought or processed. I dont want to process anything sold or bought. I just wanna hang out with your daughter. Its what I am good at.- Lloyd Dobler(1985)
by Griffeys Animals on May 16, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions
without looking
which 4 reds have the highest obp’s?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
votto, nix, taveras,..and can i count Owings?
HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases
by Teewrecks44 on May 16, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
sure
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
i take back owings...
there is no way…i am going to say Rosales instead of him
how close am i?
HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases
by Teewrecks44 on May 16, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
janish is probably up there too
but cause of his limited ab’s…i dont know if he counts either
HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases
by Teewrecks44 on May 16, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Votto, Taveras
Hmm….. Bruce and Hernandez?
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
answer
votto .477
janish .424
taveras .382
rosales .373
owings .286
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
I'm guessing Adam Rosales is on there.
…because you are in lurve with him.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
volquez is hurt now
i guess he really is as good as hamilton!
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by chandrathan on May 16, 2009 11:57 PM EDT reply actions
Well
shit fuck
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 16, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions
my thoughts exactly
I’m guessing it’s just because he hasn’t much work lately… though I’d much rather have Burton
by wishfuldrifter on May 16, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
So Voltron is hurt?
Any word on Joey?
Can Rosales pitch?
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
Well hello fellers and broads
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Time for a smoke break
I dont want to buy anything sold or processed. I dont want to sell anything bought or processed. I dont want to process anything sold or bought. I just wanna hang out with your daughter. Its what I am good at.- Lloyd Dobler(1985)
by Griffeys Animals on May 16, 2009 11:59 PM EDT reply actions
Fourscore and seven years ago...
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 16, 2009 11:59 PM EDT reply actions
That government of the people...
By the people, for the people shall not perish from this earth.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 17, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
BTW I am in no mood to catch up, what have I missed?
Game notes, jokes made, etc.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
*than is a nerd
*Everyone blames Alex Gonzalez for everything
*obc loves Adam Rosales
*Jo-eh is out of the game again
…
what else?
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
Pedophilia.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
Oh, yeah
Jim Day being Jim Day
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
you stayed in a hotel with him....
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
That just doesn't sound right.
We happend to be in the same hotel one weekend. In very separate rooms.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
hmmm
AshJimDayLovechild?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Yup, I died a little inside just now.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
ashjimdaylovechildmiscarriage
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by chandrathan on May 17, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
that's just unfortunate
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 17, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Actually, you just grew a little insode.
TRUST ME.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
i just got kicked out of the bedroom for typing too loud
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by chandrathan on May 17, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
ive never typed in a bedroom
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 17, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
THIS
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
seriously?
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by chandrathan on May 17, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah
If you’re typing in the bedroom, something’s wrong. One of the wisest things I’ve ever seen was the girl who refused to have a TV in the bedroom because it was distracting. She was right. Goofy as shit, but right.
/not-the-last-one’d
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
she's dead right
tvs in the bedroom are asinine. find other entertainment options, dumas.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
hey
go to hell. i loves my tv in the bedroom. why watch tv sitting down when you can do it laying down?
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 17, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
THIS will catch on sooner or later. :)
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
well we are the ones that did it originally
and i think we’re still the only ones doing it
so i’m starting to have my doubts
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by chandrathan on May 17, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
True dat, homie.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
i type in the bedroom all the time.
that’s why i got a laptop.
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by chandrathan on May 17, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
I had a laptop for 6+ years
The only time it entered the bedroom was when I was totally not thinking about sex. Just sayin’.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
there's times you dont think about sex?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
When I look at your ugly ass, yes.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
hey, im your wingman
too bad Terry’s was barren.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Well, the ones who were getting smacked in the ass
were, obstensibly, taken…
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
she was a gem
we both sighed
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Oh lawd
I wouldn’t have hit that with an ICBM.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
you have ridiculously low standards
im not buying it : )
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
by obc2 on May 17, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
good call, rec'd
It a m’fing rec party, get some.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
My SO
isn’t too keen on me having sex while she’s sleeping.
by ol Pete on May 17, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mine wasn't either
Until about halfway through…..AMIRITE????
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
I lol'd, rec'd
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
To hell with Roasles
Why did My man-crush leave? Fluey again?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
either that or the clap
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
looked like a tweak, nothing major
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
There's something hernaited about you, to be sure
How badly do you regret not making it to Terry’s the other night?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
he's full of excuses...
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
I am still deep mourning
I wore black to bed last night
All day at work I wept on and off
but then I realized that it was Alex Gonzales’ fault and I did feel somewhat better
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
You wore black to bed?
Cock rings don’t count.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
what happened?
Someone translate for us Gamedayers.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Volquez threw 6 balls... winced... was removed
by wishfuldrifter on May 17, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
thanks
Um…so how’s Homer Bailey doing?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
All we got was "Injury Delay"
aside from that…
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
Let's see BubbaFan
Its all gonzo’s fault
Joey’s hurt
Jim day has come out as a pedophile
Volquez has a broken back
and tHom is still an asshole
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
and the reply button is broke :-)
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by chandrathan on May 17, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh and Lacey(sp?) stopped by
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 17, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Lacey Underall?
(Hey, ’nukkah, at least I picked a different movie tonight.)
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
Holy shit that's racist!
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Ahoy polloi. Where did you come from? A scotch ad?
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
A bonfire, beleive it or not
I didn’t even burn anything. I blame obc for the inflammability.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
i think you guys are having two different conversations
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by chandrathan on May 17, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
did you know
inflammable means flammable?
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 17, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
What time are you due back in Boystown?
by Brendanukkah on May 17, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
I hear that place is restricted. Don't tell 'em he's Jewish.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
alright
so i just got in and i hear Thom say Volquez is leaving with an injury and Votto is already gone. fth?
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 17, 2009 12:04 AM EDT reply actions
But, according to obc
Rosales is in the game, so all is well.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
am i wrong?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
he doesnt suck
he may not be the savior, but he’s been a big contributor.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Godamn right - the kid play hard all the time
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
Well, all is well, but not directly as the result of Adam Rosales.
But, uh, you’re gonna think whatever you want, so I’ll not try to convince you otherwise.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
you never played the game, nerd!
: )
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
illness and a tweak
both looked minor.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
ooohhhhhh boy
that’s good. now if you’ll excuse me, i have to go change my underpants.
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 17, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Way to go Lincoln
Ks him when he started with a 3-0 count
by wishfuldrifter on May 17, 2009 12:04 AM EDT reply actions
Hundley just got emancipated.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 17, 2009 12:05 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
i really like the description of Hundley being emancipated during that AB
I think you should run with that ….use it more often
HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases
by Teewrecks44 on May 17, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
and hilarity ensues!!
i have probably used up about 2 gigs of space on my laptop, just saving images that are put up on this site
great stuff
HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases
by Teewrecks44 on May 17, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
I'll send you a DVD
That will blow your mind.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Did you ever read Harry Turtledove's "Guns of the South?"
Kind of similar.
by Brendanukkah on May 17, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
i never read it
but i heard it was pretty cool. is it?
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 17, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
It's not bad
I enjoyed it. I was in high school at the time, but I enjoyed it.
by Brendanukkah on May 17, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
He wrote another series
that was alternate history WWII set in a fantasy universe… it was pretty epic.
by wishfuldrifter on May 17, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I read those too
Alien lizards. I enjoyed that too. He had another one that dealt with what would happen if the South won, though without the help of time-traveling South Africans.
by Brendanukkah on May 17, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
you ever read Philip K Dick's "Man in the High Castle"?
it was an alternate history if the Axis had won the war. really cool.
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 17, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
I have a Paypal account now
Who wants money?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
me please
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by chandrathan on May 17, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
...your kids?
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 17, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Doesnt Dustin Diamond need money really bad?
send Screech a shiny new nickel
maybe we can get Kelly Kaposki to strip for RR
at worst, Elizabeth Berkley…even though we have all probably seen her goods already
HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases
by Teewrecks44 on May 17, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
the Paypal Account ! Does Bennydicked know about this
You’ll be damned
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
Alright
Why is Gonzo in this lineup … we’re in bat country people
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 17, 2009 12:09 AM EDT reply actions
you poor Gameday users
you dont get to see Lincoln swinging a bat
this might be excellent
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It already is excellent
His helmet is like 3 sizes too small
by wishfuldrifter on May 17, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
i missed it
did he have the double ear flaps like bronson?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
nah
it was just obvious that he didn’t usually wear one… it didn’t even cover his ears all the way
by wishfuldrifter on May 17, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
no..
but it looked like he was wearing a kids size medium
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by Teewrecks44 on May 17, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Right about now Dick Pole and Dusty are shaking their heads
Dusty: WTF…Koufax used to duct tape his arm before the game, ate painkiller for the 7th inning stretch"
Dick" Who?"
Dusty"Don Sutton would have pitched through this pussy shit"
Dick" Don who?
Dusty"Mark Prior and Woods…those guys were fucking men…"
Dick"I used to pitch in the Majors…….."
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
i totally thought this was a Mads post
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Naaah.
He just took the photo.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on May 17, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
not me
It’s not vulgar, not nonsensical, and perfectly safe for work.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
YA!!!
Lincoln has a sub 10 ERA now…
bust out the whippets and midget strippers
its party time…
HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases
holy shit
i just fucked that up nice and proper
HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases
by Teewrecks44 on May 17, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Adrian Gonzalez has a brother who just homered?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Lincoln's 2nd term
uhhhhhh….nahgoin so well.
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 17, 2009 12:16 AM EDT reply actions
Fuck that guy's good and Lincoln, not so much
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 17, 2009 12:16 AM EDT reply actions
Shit, that's right. There's a game going on.
Fucking Lincoln.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
Mary Todd or Joshua Speed?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
He should go to bat with a cigar in his mouth next time...
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
like i said ash
it’s all about degrees
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by chandrathan on May 17, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
stupid MLB moved the gameday pics someplace
Don’t they know I like to post them? E-Gon looks devilish.
If you think President Lincoln struggles with issues
What about President Jackson..The other ‘Michael’
http://media.photobucket.com/image/pedophiles/ellestrip/adults.jpg?o=0
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
Sham on
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 17, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Prince > MJ
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
You've lost your fucking mind
And you’re baiting me.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 17, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I have no problem with obc's statement.
For once.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
Well then
Your retarded too.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 17, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That may be true
But tomorrow I’ll be sober, and you’ll still be wrong.
/Churchill’d
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 17, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
uhhhhhhhhhh......
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
dude, that image is huge
Way over the 60k limit.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
where'd the baseball talk go?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
This disgusting diversion from Red's baseball is truly all Gonzo's fault
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
Over there, Mt. "Prince is better than the original MJ"
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Mount Prince is better than the Original MJ?
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
Did you just ask me to have sex with you?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Boom, pregnant!
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Dangit.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Remember, we had this discussion.
It would take a metric shit ton of alcohol.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
You, me, or both?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Well, never mind then
I guess I need to go grab some Newcastles and set a date…..
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Hello there fellow Reds fans
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
'sup BK
We just hit “Crazy” in here tonight.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
Hola
I’m drunk and generally angry. How YOU doin’?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Drunk and not angry
I was just at a friend’s graduation party where they had 7 kinds of Sam Adams.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Arthur Rhodse is my homeboy
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
racist
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 17, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
I was wondering the other day
If Rhodes batted and got hit by a pitch would he charge the mound?
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 17, 2009 12:22 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
racist
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 17, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
incredibly so
HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases
by Teewrecks44 on May 17, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Well shit ...
you two took that completely wrong.
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 17, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
I gotcha
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
yeah
“that’s racist” is kind of a thing we do around here, if you hadnt noticed.
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 17, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
I have noticed but usually two people don't jump in so quickly
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 17, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
That's racist.
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
by Ash on May 17, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Okay
that was funny
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 17, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
really?
i don’t get it…
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by chandrathan on May 17, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
because you're typing in the bedroom
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
In Farney's defense
He does seem like a tempermental badass.
by Brendanukkah on May 17, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
He does have a history
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,607829,00.html
Eighty-five percent of the f*ckin' world is working. The other fifteen percent come out here. A f*ckin' playground for the cocks*ckers.
-Lee Elia on Cubs fans
by Farneyismycopilot on May 17, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Anyone on here watching the game on the FSN MLB.TV broadcast?
if so…how annoying is the “HEY UMP!” commercial for umpire school becoming this evening?
HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases
Not nearly as annoying as the douchebvag who somehow made it onto air in the AZ series
SWING!!!!
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
I don't know if you saw last night's thread... but we're all bad people
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
heheheh, no I didn't
But I’ll be th4e first to admit I’m a bad human being.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT FOUR COME FROM?
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
stop yelling, bitch
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
my guess
From somewhere between the chair and the keyboard?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Rhodes turns 40 in October
I had no idea. He’s becoming Satchel Paige.
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
i heard he'll be turning Mike Stanton
in July.
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 17, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
He's no Satchel
Satchel is one of my all time faves. Look him up. Dude was a STUD.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
and what the fuck kind of name is Cla?
sounds like an eastern european fortune telling gypsy
HAVOC...your everyday solution to clogged bases
and what the fuck kind of name is Clam ??
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 17, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
i think it's Dutch
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 17, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
racist
definitely racist.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
How old is Jamie Moyers?
Cla is short for Clawnboy ( Gaelic-Irish Spelling)
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
funny...
i thought cla was short for ClaFuckingRetardedFuck
I really hate the Padres
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by Teewrecks44 on May 17, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
There are two?
There can be only one!!!!!!
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
Rosales on base again
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Give it up dude
He’s not gonna go out with you.
I miss the old days of the internet when men were men, hot girls were middle aged men, and hot underage girls were FBI agents.....
by jch24 on May 17, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Speaking of
I’m disappointed we don’t have any real-time updates from crolfer’s prom. Not as disappointed as Mads, but still.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
per facebook
Crolfer had a great night… although pre and post prom definitely were better than the actual thing… maybe I should learn how to dance or something…
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by chandrathan on May 17, 2009 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions
No that's another Scottish name you confused its:
McClasterretardfuck
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
From our favorite Reds Twit
Votto left with mild dizziness. He’ll be examined in Cinti when team returns. Volquez had mild spasms in his mid back.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Volquez should ask Rosales about spasms
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Shit. Back spasms are never good
and always seem to linger…
"I do and the [hu] of some person am me and others the woman it loves."
Someone left an old 12 pack of Hudy Light in the locker room
dizzyness, musle spasms. Yep, not surprised.
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
We could use another Homer by Jay about now as he's failed completely at small ball
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