Game 35: Thread 3
7th inning, 3-2 Reds.
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Mads has a single daughter...
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
life is good!
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
First.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 15, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions
How long before Joey tells Bruce to do something about his Alex P Keaton haircut?
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 15, 2009 11:50 PM EDT reply actions
he's going for the Mallory's boyfriend shag look
just gotta grow it out for a few months.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Nick?
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 15, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
i forgot his name
attaboy!
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
how's about Stormy/Collossus first?
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 15, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Burton/Rhodes/Weathers/Cordero
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
These SD uniforms are tasteful
Steve Garvey on the 80’s SD uniforms: “We looked like tacos.”
Where have you gone, Johnny Vander Meer?
Mmmm.
You better hope there’s salsa in the fridge or i’m gonna be mad at you.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 15, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
you can
i won’t stop you
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by chandrathan on May 15, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
time to daynce
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 15, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions
Nix, bitches.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 15, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions
that looked like a triple to me
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Daynce Mix is a doubles machine.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Nyce at-bat.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 15, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions
do we pinch hit for Harang here
and go for the throat?
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 15, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions
absolutely
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
nope
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 15, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I like this.
The pen is rested and we’re playing the friggin padres this weekend.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 15, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
The suggestion.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 15, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
if we bring in owings
and not janish
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by chandrathan on May 15, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Nix is all man
Lets clone him and put him in Center too
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Hooray superfluous Y's!
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
Maybe PH Owings here...
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 15, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions
i woulda
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 15, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
BTW obc
I have TWO single daughters…but they are too young and innicent for you old man
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hahaha
take THAT obc!! Mads just called YOU and old man!
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 15, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
dont you want them to see the world?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
OBC can show them the world.
Shining, shimmering, splendid.
I never realized until just now how that song was nothing but a blatant attempt to get laid.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
score
it worked
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Yep...I'm not sure that you're the designated tour guide my friend
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fudge
i respect Harang, but ya gotta PH there only up by one run.
oh, wait. the Reds bench is thin as shit….
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
You mean...
Thin as shit after drinking the water in Mexico.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 15, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Yup.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 15, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
ive been the driver of the Micah bandwagon
but i wouldnt have PH him there.
it showed a lack of confidence in Dickerson, imho.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
i woulda been fine with either one
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 15, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
why wouldn't he have a lack of confidence in Dickerson?
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by chandrathan on May 15, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
that a double negative?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Ah well crap.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 15, 2009 11:55 PM EDT reply actions
BTW...
Kings of Leon on Leno tonight. I’m not typically one to pimp Leno, but KoL is pretty damn good.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
fo sho
“Sex On Fire” is probably the greatest rock song in the last 15 years.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 15, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
How long ago was "Possum Kingdom?"
If that’s more than 15 years ago, I might agree.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
or Vitalogy
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
grunge is not rock
duh
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by chandrathan on May 16, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
For anybody looking to relive the mid-90's
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
no offense
but i dont want to relive the mid 90s. i was the shortest kid in 5th grade.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
/shudder
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
I liked Kings of Leon before they decided to become the Killers
by Brendanukkah on May 16, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
agreed
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Are they?
The local station played some of their songs before their show…
all of them sounded exactly the same. Boring.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
their first two records are really great
im not as familiar with their newer stuff though. except “Sex On Fire”. that song could wake the dead.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I don't quite see the big deal
They played in the Wachovia Center a few weeks. I couldn’t believe they were playing in a venue that big.
they headlined Riverbend here recently also
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
you'd be one poor pimp
if Leno was your bitch
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 15, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Leadoff single.
Crud.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 15, 2009 11:58 PM EDT reply actions
Now watch Dustbrains go to the pen this inning.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 15, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't want Harang pitching to Gaonzalez again.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 16, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Not here. Not now.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 16, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
You and your fucking prediction.
I blame you.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 16, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
FWIW
I ahve a good feeling about this inning.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 16, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
So, there's more than one way to move a runner up?
Someone tell George and Dusty that you don’t have to bunt every time someone reaches first
Uh oh.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 16, 2009 12:01 AM EDT reply actions
Harang...
Please stop this stupid facial hair crap. It’s not working for you.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
i think thats more guido
than amish
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
sea bass has the same beard..
looks like a chin strap
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on May 16, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
neckbeards are for douchenozzles
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
i dont get this
Harang pitched a scrappy game. shoulda PH for him and gone to the pen last inning.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
fuck it
go look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls
by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2009 12:03 AM EDT reply actions
Cue tHom/Eckstein suckfest
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
dude has NO physical prowess
he gets by on spit and vinegar. and he just tied the game.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
I don't put that on Dusty
Harang’s gotta get this done. Three hits this inning? Aaron’s gotta do better than that if he’s a horse.
If he’s going to get pissed about run support, he can’t go blowing shit like this.
The King of Annoying Little Shits
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
so...
you know how sometimes Dusty makes bad decisions?
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by chandrathan on May 16, 2009 12:04 AM EDT reply actions
it was a no brainer to me
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
yeah, but this is his ace facing 8-9-1 in the order
Short of Giles hitting a bomb, this was the worst way this inning could go (probability speaking). Dusty was unlucky.
The Reds FINALLY give him run support, a whole 3 runs….and he failed
/sarcasm
Son of bitch
Shit.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 16, 2009 12:04 AM EDT reply actions
Sucksein can blow me
Choking up on the bat like a HS girl…
Crolfer can tell the rest of this story
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Dope.

And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 16, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Can Dusty not figure out
a way to double-switch Harang out?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
why double switch?
the pitcher spot was the last to bat
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by chandrathan on May 16, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
fair enough
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by chandrathan on May 16, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Alright Colossus, get us out of this.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Now, which reliever with a low ERA is going to let that runner walk in from third?
The answer is . . . Rhodes!
Common Art Rhodes close out this inning
(Speaking of old men)
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
"No", says Rhodes.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 16, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
why even bring in the lefty if he is going to walk the dude?
fucking hell.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2009 12:08 AM EDT reply actions
Guh.
We need a double play.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 16, 2009 12:09 AM EDT reply actions
thats ok
you dont let Gonzalez beat you there.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
the pen is rested
cat and mouse
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
storm's a-brewin'
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2009 12:09 AM EDT reply actions
crap
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2009 12:11 AM EDT reply actions
What now.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 16, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Hairston grounded into LF
4-3
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Well it gives us another chance to theRed's 2010 Player-Bench Coach
Somebody’s got to advise Dustbrains on the proper use of pitchers in these kinds of situations – Vote for Stormy
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
does that FS promo for tomorrow's game
really say "see how the Reds do in the California sun. Tune in tomorrow at 10pm
It also pimps Brian Giles over Adrian Gonzalez.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 16, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Who's the alternative?
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 16, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Masset
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
wouldn't that be cool if managers used their best relief pitcher
to get outs when the team needed it, instead of, you know, starting the ninth with a 3 run lead
Bringing Stormy in with runners on is the same as just letting them score.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
i disagree
Stormy has been a mensch so far this year. he’s the best option out there right now.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
He's been fine with nobody on...
but he’s good at allowing people onto the bases after he comes in.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
true
but who else are you going to go with? and dont say Coco, because you know that wont happen.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
really?
i think you are just wanting to go with someone not named Weathers.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
That is correct...
but Dusty seems really not to want to use the guy leading the team in WHIP…Nick Masset.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
true
but the fact remains that while Masset has pitched well, so has Weathers. im not saying Weathers is the best option, im just saying he’s still a good pick in that sitch.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
He's pitched okay...
but he’s historically been much worse at letting people on base than at getting out of innings.
Horrible choice for that situation.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Weathers' career WHIP - 1.48
Masset – 1.596
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
ok
but you know he wont go with Cordero, so that’s a non-starter. and Rhodes wont pitch to righties. so it’s down to Lincoln, Masset, and Weathers. and i dont think it’s a bad idea to go with Weathers.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
why do you alway say it like that?
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by chandrathan on May 16, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
huh?
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
whip
why do you always say it like that?
say cool…
now say whip…
now say cool whip..
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by chandrathan on May 16, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
oooohhh
esoteric’d
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
like your meatloaf?
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by chandrathan on May 16, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
playing for the ground ball...
i want power arms in the pen, dammit.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Got the ground ball, I think.
Just not hit at someone.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 16, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
I'd like to see some numbers on this
but he allows too many baserunners to be an effective jam-getter-outer. If Burton didn’t suck this year, this is the perfect place to use him, but I’d rather have just seen them go with Rhodes for more than what was basically an intentional walk.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
Actually, he has pitched not badly for now.
The blame for this was allowing a scuffling Harang to pitch the 7th while not pinch-hitting for him in the 6th with two on, two out.
And Adam Dunn's spirit, ranging for revenge / With Ate by his side come hot from hell, / Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice / Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war...
by Paul Householder on May 16, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
crystal clear call
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Terrible
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Fuck.
Again.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
I am not happy
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
1 up to 2 down in an inning
thats why Harang doesnt hit last inning….
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
yep
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
All right gang time time get your rally caps on
THINK:
LUCKY
POSITIVELY
AND did anyone else notice the startling resemblance between David Weathers and the pictures of BK at the Cinncy RR burger outing ?
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Luke Gregerson.
Common Reds. Let’s do this.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 16, 2009 12:17 AM EDT reply actions
Luke Gregerson?
let’s fuck this guy UP!
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2009 12:17 AM EDT reply actions
5 outs left
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Votto's gonna hit this guy.
Or draw a walk.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 16, 2009 12:20 AM EDT reply actions
going to the closer?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
I'm going for more salsa.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 16, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Has Gregerson thrown one pitch over the plate yet?
He’s on his fourth batter, and I haven’t seen one pitch over the plate. Even the one Cherry hit was low, I think.
BP's going to try to hit this ball to Mars
And look, the Pads are going to the closer. A 4-out save? Dusty’s scratching his head right now.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
He's a hitter.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 16, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
did Todd Coffey just take the mound?!?
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Now that gameday gives you pitch location
It’s pretty hilarious to see when umps give a make up call for a bad call on the last pitch happens all the time.
Great.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
clean up'd
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by chandrathan on May 16, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
5-6-7 up in the top of the ninth
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
laynce!
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by chandrathan on May 16, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Fuck
Well, good at bat by Brandon. He had to guess fastball on 2-1 there, and got a breaking ball in the dirt. Go figure.
horrible
the difference between 3-1 and 2-2 is huuuuge.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Yeah, but the pitcher knows that too. Which is why you don't figure he's going to give you a curve in the dirt.
most pitchers dont throw shit in the dirt 2-1....
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Must be all the imported vitamin water in the hotel rooms in California
The Reds offense suddenly turned sissy.
"The importance of winning the first game of a series."
Yawn.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 16, 2009 12:30 AM EDT reply actions
i buy that
momentum and all. its way easier to split one of two, then sweep two. then again, i’ve never played a three game series in my life.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
It might be important.
But Thom and Chris and George touch on it every night. And it’s just not THAT important.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 16, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Seriously.
He looked like a different pitcher.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 16, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Stormy needs a bobblehead sans chin
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Would've been nice to see a PH of Hairston last inning
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 16, 2009 12:31 AM EDT reply actions
you know
i really believe a RALLY IS COMING!
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2009 12:32 AM EDT reply actions
And I believe that Charlie's right...Goddamnit
Bruce is due
Hernia is hot
and Nix is all man…
The only things that can screw up are Dusty and Gonzo….
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gervais'd
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by chandrathan on May 16, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
A ten inning win?
I’ve got just enough salsa.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 16, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
KoL is on Leno now
ugh, “Use Somebody”. i’ll pass.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2009 12:33 AM EDT reply actions
THE NEXT BIG THING, JAY "THE BOSS" BRUCE ALMIGHTY
FIRESTARTER
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2009 12:34 AM EDT reply actions
RALLY CAPS INITIATE
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
BUNTING!!!!!!!!
DOWN TWO!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2009 12:35 AM EDT reply actions
I THINK HE WAS TRYING TO BUNT FOR A HIT
THOM SAID THE D WAS PLAYING DEEP
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
PLEASE DON'T FUCKING BUNT RAYMOAN
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
nope dickerson
boooooo
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by chandrathan on May 16, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Bell has not given up a HIT to a right handed batter this year.
I’ll take my chances with Dickerson.
does dickerson have a hit this year?
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by chandrathan on May 16, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
WELL DAMMIT
THIS MUST BE A BAPTIST WEDDING, BECAUSE THERE IS NO DAYNCING ALLOWED.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2009 12:36 AM EDT reply actions
shat
get micah at the plate. horrible AB by Nix.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
NIX HACKS AT THE FIRST PITCH
DAMMIT
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
terrible ab
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
"Aggressive hitting"
what a bankrupt strategy
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 16, 2009 12:37 AM EDT reply actions
Why the fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck FUCK is Dickerson hitting for Gonzalez?
WHY?
DICKERSON PINCH HITTING?
WHAAAAAT WHERE THE FUCK IS MICAH
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
DICKERSON??????????
&%^$%&%&^(#&)&^(#&%^(&#^%*%!#$%^&$#@#&(&^$#@!#$%^&&^$##$%^%$##%^&%$#!#%^&^$##%&^$#!#%^%!
IF YOU STRIKE OUT DICKERSON I'M UNFRIENDING YOU ON FACEBOOK
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I BELIEVE IN YOU C-DICK
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2009 12:37 AM EDT reply actions
Herrera
You may as well pack your bags and beat the traffic. Go back to the clubhouse.
I BELIEVE
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2009 12:38 AM EDT reply actions
Rosales in on deck circle?
stupid ass dusty
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by chandrathan on May 16, 2009 12:38 AM EDT reply actions
We don't want to be clogging up the standings
With all those wins.
by manichedgehog on May 16, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Rec'd.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 16, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
that's what a real baseball man would do
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by chandrathan on May 16, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
ADAM ROSALES TO BAT FOR THE PITCHER
NOW THAT’S A BAD CALL
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2009 12:38 AM EDT reply actions
4 pitch K
Ugh
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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 16, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
NICE AB SO FAR, DICKIE
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
kudos to dickerson
prolonged the game.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
WELL DONE, C-DICK
NICE AB
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
GOOD WALKIN' BUDDY
FUCK ALL YOU NON-BELIEVERS…hmmm, i think this IS a Baptist wedding…
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2009 12:39 AM EDT reply actions
Spaz time!
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
I don't know if Rosy is up for this guy...
Common big guy – show us you’re ready
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ACTUALLY, HE'D BE GETTING MORE ABS IF HE DID THAT
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
ALRIGHT ROSIE
TIME TO BE A HERO
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
BOOM BOOM CLAP
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2009 12:40 AM EDT reply actions
Little Late on that swing...
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by chandrathan on May 16, 2009 12:40 AM EDT reply actions
Not PHing Micah is inexcusable right?
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 16, 2009 12:42 AM EDT reply actions
pretty much
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by chandrathan on May 16, 2009 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
IN FAVOR OF THE PAGE?
YEAH
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2009 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
i cant fault dusty for choosing rosales over micah
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
totally agree!
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
On his first swinging strike
he didnt swing until the catcher was throwing the ball back to the pitcher
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by chandrathan on May 16, 2009 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't see Rosales as scared at all...he's got a lot of guts and plays his butt offf
This was not a good matchup choice by Dusty.
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id have Micah over McDonald in that sitch
but Rosales is a ballplayer.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Why not? It's so easy
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by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 16, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
owings is the teams best pinch hitter
and he never got a chance to bat
i do fault dusty
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by chandrathan on May 16, 2009 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
Nix is the best PH
but he’s starting…and Dickerson had a quality AB.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
winnar
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by chandrathan on May 16, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Ugh
After the AZ series, I almost forgot what this kind of tension felt like.
Can't win em all.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 16, 2009 12:43 AM EDT reply actions
"well garsh"
i’ll just do better next time, yessiree!"

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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2009 12:43 AM EDT reply actions
He just looked overmatched.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
He actually fouled off one more than I thought he would.
But you knew he wouldn’t get a hit. best he could have done was draw a walk. Owings shoulda been in there.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 16, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Shocking that the jumpy, coked-up Rosales would strike out swinging to end the game.
Dude does not strike me as the type to handle pressure situations well.
Are you suggesting that he's ... un-clutch?
But he plays the game the right way!
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
Gotta PH for Harang in the 7th. Gotta use MIcah instead of Rosales.
You’re not helping our cause, Dusty.
"We, as for me all seasons you are affected peculiarly in the edge of my seat and are happy concerning the fact that the Adam Dunn fan has been mixed up exactly." - Reynard-san
kinda
i agree with the ph for harang in the 7th, but even i wouldnt have put Micah over Rosales in the 9th inning ab.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Why not?
(My apoliges if you’ve already stated why not somewhere else.)
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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 16, 2009 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
im the biggest Micah rooter here
but putting him in cold against a closer who throws in the upper 90’s isnt the best game plan.
he hit a Ryan Franklin ball 10 ft over the fence. Remember Franklin? he’s not imtimidating..
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
"putting him in cold against a closer who throws in the upper 90’s isnt the best game plan."
but it’s ok to throw in the high-strung rookie? color me unconvinced.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
was gonna post this
but deleted my comment when yours went up
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by chandrathan on May 16, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
small sample size
but Adam has a .824 OPS this season, with 2 HR and almost a 10% walk rate.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Well
A) A double into the gap would’ve worked just fine there
B) You’re never going to convince me Rosie has more power than Owings
C) That was the first time Rosie’s been up with a game on the line, as Owings showed last weekend he can handle that situation.
there were three very acceptable times to use owings
instead we got at bats from harang, dickerson, and rosales..
you may be in awe of rosales’s first fifteen games, but there is no doubt that owings is a better hitter than Harang or Dickerson
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by chandrathan on May 16, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
sorry...
i didn’t mean you as in you i meant it in a collective way
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by chandrathan on May 16, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Use your best PH in your highest leverage situation
what’s so hard about that?
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 16, 2009 12:44 AM EDT reply actions
And your best reliever in your highest leverage situation...
but that’s way too much to ask.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
Blech
This game really put an ugly ass cloud over the Reds’ recent winning ways. Why can’t the Reds ever go to the West Coast and actually do something right?
yeah this is still at least a .500 west coast trip
i’ll take it.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Against Arizona and San Diego?
Fuck that, if this team is actually any good, they should have no trouble winning both series. And since they already swept Arizona, I guess they’ve gotta win the next two in San Diego, since tonight was an abomination of a performance by Harang, Dusty, and everyone with a bat not named Joey.
Harang's performance was not an abomination
Not quite what he’s capable of, but not bad. Blame Dusty for not PH’ing for him in the 7th, blame Dusty for not yanking him sooner, blame Dusty for not bringing in Cordero, blame the other old dudes for letting the runs score.
by manichedgehog on May 16, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
yeah
but baby steps dude.
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by Charlie Scrabbles on May 16, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Nix had a double and a walk.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 16, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah...
But we looked so ugly tonight against one really bad team. But I guess you have to lose somehow.
It’s just irritating that there’s absolutely no room for error in this division right now.
by manichedgehog on May 16, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Well tough AB for Rosales
Although I believe that Owings is probably a better fast ball hitter…still Rosy has been in the middle of this winning streak (unlike Alex Gonzales)…Rosales was just over matched.
.
Not a very good night for Dusty Baker from a tactical point of view..but hey we can still get 2 out of 3 from these turkeys…
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But no!
Gonzalez won’t stand for being benched. Just like he can’t stand for going on the DL. He did it last year, and he’s not doing it again, goshdarnit!
Dusty’s preference toward washed up old dudes with something to bitch about is getting old.
by manichedgehog on May 16, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
rosales was facing a closer
most are overpowering.
"I've actually never had a drink before, tonight I might try it out. We'll see."
—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw, on turning 21
Truer word were never spoken more truely
You’ve got to have your best fastball hitting PH in there – I believe that Micah Owings is that guy, not Rosales.
Never Try and Never, ever Care - That’s the Madville Way
not Joe Nathan
At least not tonight. Brett Gardner, oft criticized for being unable to hit even a fastball down the middle, tripled off him. This after he hit an inside the park homerun and a single earlier in the game. He was only in the lineup because Johnny Damon got ejected…and went 3 for 3.
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I hate thinking these managerial mistakes compounded over 162 games
might put us out of the wildcard
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 16, 2009 12:48 AM EDT reply actions
Seriously.
Over/under on number of games until Gonzalez gets a hit?
Let me write out a formal proof for you.
And that means he's likely earned another "start"
by manichedgehog on May 16, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
I think we all know that Gonzalez could have sombrero'd tonight and Dusty would have started him through the road trip.
"Nobody's going to die just because they can't find their little yellow basket."
by Fat Vegas Alan on May 16, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Gonzo has been on the 'outside' for a long time now...
I just don’t see how he is that great of a fit for this team. Hairston was all over the place, diving for balls and so would have Rosales had he been in the game. That kind of effort pays off in the long run…like over 162 games.
I too am weary of Gonzo, but as hedgehog aptly points out….he’s ‘earned’ another start.
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According to Dusty
You just can’t replace A-Gon’s defense. Bullcrap. Hairston showed he’s much better than Gonzalez is now. Gonzalez isn’t half the SS he used to be, and he never could hit.
Unforunately, even though Gonzalez may be in our doghouse, he’s still sleeping at the foot of Dusty’s bed.
by manichedgehog on May 16, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
you can't seriously be blaming Gonzalez for the loss?
1 for 2 with a walk and 2 RBIs? I bet any team would be happy to get that production from their SS.
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We're not
but that “hit” was a ball Giles lost in the lights and then had bounce off his glove. And that walk was an IBB so that the Padres could get to Harang.
no error on the play?
Usually if it bounces out of your glove, you get an error.
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Well, good night.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on May 16, 2009 12:53 AM EDT reply actions
Well i'm thinking about calling Dusty tomorrow morning and...then I'll....

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Hairston is not a started, but Janish could be
I think EdE’s absence will be felt increasingly over the next several series. The Reds can cobble something together at short, but without a real 3B and another RH power bat they’re not afraid to get injured on the basepaths they just don’t have the personnel.
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 16, 2009 12:56 AM EDT reply actions
*starter
I got to go down to the stadium and whip batteries at the players on both teams. - Philly Boy Roy
by RijoSaboCaseyWKRP on May 16, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Fya has comments from Dusty...
and as usual, he makes no sense. First he goes on about how Harang is his ace:
Aaron’s my ace. He hates to come out and you hate to take him out.
And then he blames the bullpen collapse on the fact that those relievers hadn’t pitched much recently:
Neither one of them has gotten much work lately. We’ve got to a way to get them work and keep them strong.
Let me write out a formal proof for you.

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